October 18, 2023 • 37 mins
Ben Maller talks about Micah Parsons complaining about the media coverage of Dak Prescott and the Cowboys, the latest in the James Harden trade chatter, Password: Word Game of the Stars, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our numb before. Forget about We
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that the priority. So here in our number four. I
was planning on talking about something else, but this, this
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is so good. I couldn't pass it up. How do
you assess Micah Parsons moping it's not fair? The Cowboys
media coverage also is criticism of Deebo Samuel fair or
foul after the forty nine ers went down in flames
over the weekend in Cleveland. And we'll go to basketball.
(00:45):
What's going on with the sixers? James Harden trade chatter
as that appears to be stuck in time. We'll get
to all of that and more. Right now, give it
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The fighting Phills absolutely bludgeoning the Arizona Diamondbacks as they
skinned the Snakes, winning that game ten to nothing. Man alive,
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Philadelphia now two wins away from a appearance back in
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the World Series, and we're on track for a Philly
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Not great. I mean, I'm not a Philly fan or
a Ranger fan, but those teams the way they played.
They've let their play do the talking. They're the ones
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based on how they have done. And unless something dramatically changes,
that's how that is going to go. Anyway. Our lead
this hour coming from the NFL National Football League as
it is known there, and this actually comes from the
wine department, the wine department. What is this all about?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Here?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Is the the mike moves on its own here randomly?
All right, So what is this all about? Are are
our stories out of Dallas? Micah Parsons is grumbling, He's
not happy, he's he's angry. Micah Parsons, So what is
this all about? Well, I'll set it up and if
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you didn't hear it, maybe not. The star defensive player
of the Cowboys, Michael Parsons blasting the media, the evil media,
and he essentially is saying in this sound bite we're
about to play that it's not fair. He's upset with
the way the national media chat about his Dallas Cowboys.
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They can't take sit anymore, and he's huffing and puffing
and he wants to blow the whole house down. Let's
go to the audio tape.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Take a listen, I just don't condone the bashing of
Dak Prescott and the Dallas Cowboys and have the same
energy for the Eagles. We want the same energy for everybody,
because there's a whole bunch of bashing when it's Dak Prescott,
but not the same when it's the Eagles. I got
time today a lot of people said the Browns defense
was overhyped. I said, the Browns are a real deal.
I scho said this, which piss me off. I'm not
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worried about the forty nine ers. They were missing Christian McCaffrey,
Deebo Samuel, the Browns were missing Deshaun Watson, Nick Chubb.
They were missing them key factors before the game even started.
So why is it that we are just scrubs and
we're nobody's that don't deserve to be on the field
and we're just all talked.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
But there's a.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Hundred excuses for these other teams.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
If y'all just gonna hate col to say, y'all hate
Cowboys Nation, I'm tired of people trush my quarterback. I'm
tired of people trush my team. And that's why I
had nothing to say to the me this week. You
wanna hear me talk, come to hear me talk on
the as Monday night. And that's period.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I think I'm good. I mean there's enough podcast even
I have a podcast. I don't think I need to
listen to your podcast. All right, So let us discuss
the question, how do you assess Micah Parsons moping over
the media coverage that the Cowboys get and how they
are picked apart more than the forty nine ers and
the Eagles. So I've got Disneyland, Snack, Jitterbug, and Lady Gaga,
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and we will combine all of these things together and
we will have a study hand. Unlike Micah Parsons, who's
getting a little woppley here, get a little wobbley man
now to kick off, MICHAEH. Parsons, what you just heard
is an embarrassment. You know what he reminds me of.
I've got the perfect analogy. He reminds me of Kevin
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that Micah Parsons has rabbit ears and salamanders skin. Imagine
being as gifted an athlete as Michael Parsons is, and
you are obsessed with the opinions of football pundits, when
the very business of being a pundit is to have
opinions every single day. You gotta come up with a
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bunch of opinions. You're in the opinion business, and some
of them are gonna be spot on, some of them
are not. But you're thunderstruck.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Because it's not fair, it's not right. Keep that same
energy for the Eagles in the forty nine ers, I mean,
it's ridiculous. Can we play and I'm putting you on
the spot here, do we have the sad music, right,
the sad violin music? Can we play that and then
have Michael Parsons? Because when Parsons was.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Talking in my head, I heard the sad violin, the
tiny violin. Right, We're playing a little tiny violin the
world's smallest violin. So let's play the Micah Parsons again.
We're gonna add a little element to it to make
it proper. This is the world's smallest violin. Listen to
Micah Parsons and just sit back and enjoy.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I just don't condone the bashing of Dak Prescott and
the das Cowboys and.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Have the same energy for the Eagles.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
We want the same energy for everybody because there's a
whole bunch of bashing when it's Dak Prescott, but not
the same when it's the Eagles.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I got time you did.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
A lot of people said the Browns defense was overhyped.
I said, the Browns are a real deal. I sho
said this, which piss me off. I'm not worried about
the forty nine ers. They were missing Christian McCaffrey, Deebo Samuel,
the Browns were missing Deshaun Watson, Nick Chubb. They were
missing them key factors before the game even started. So
why is it that we are just scrubs and we're
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nobody's that don't deserve to be on the field and
we're just all talk. But there's a hundred excuses for
these other teams. If y'all just gonna hate Cowboys Nation,
just y'all hate Cowboys Nation. I'm tired of people trash
my quarterback. I'm tired of people trash my team. And
that's why I had nothing to say to the.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Me this week.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You wanna hear me talk, come to hear me talk
on the as Monday night. And that's point by period.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Does see he realizes that when you do a podcast,
you're in the medium. Does he understand that. So his strategy.
Just for those of you that are in the back
of the room, maybe you're late to the party. We're
listening to Micah Parsons, the defensive player for the Cowboys.
He's upset with the media, so his strategy is to
hide from the media and then pivot to what about ism,
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which is never a good strategy. When you do what
about is, you're in your safe space on your fledgling podcast,
protected by a firewall of fanboys. You sad, pathetic man.
I thought you were the baddest man on the planet.
Micah Parson's the modern day Lawrence Taylor. I don't remember
Lawrence Taylor complaining.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
It's not fair you cover the Eagles and the Redskins
and the Cowboys. You mean me and the Giant.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I don't remember that. Maybe that happened, and I just
I don't recall. Like Michaeh. Parsons is an absolute beast
on the field and off the field. He's like a
Disneyland snack. He's dull whip right, He's dull whip a.
Parsons has the toughness of soft serve dairy free frozen dessert.
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He's a mister softy, what are you worrying about? Who
cares about the forty nine ers and the Eagles. I
would like to quote the great deep thinker of the
modern era, LeVar Ball. Stay in your lane, right, who cares?
Embrace the hate? Right? Just accept the fact you play
for the Cowboys. This is a great mitzvah. Everyone talks
about the Cowboys. Trust me, if you're a star player,
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you want to play for the Cowboys because you get
all the endorsements, you get, all the corporate America loves you,
you get Look at all these TV jobs, it's all
ex Cowboys. If you happen to be in the same
room with Jerry Jones, they give you a TV gig
because he played for the Cowboys. It's it's it's nuts.
And as far as Dak Prescott, just accept the fact
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that Dak was was like a smoked brisket against the
forty nine ers and he's never a good test taker
and you're judged on the on the showcase games. All
right for them, let's head to Detroit. We'll pivot away
from the Cowboys. I know Jerry CJ. Gardner Johnson, Now
he was called out, Well, he wasn't one that was
(10:29):
called out. He called out Deebo Samuel, So we have
Lion on Niner crime. The former Eagle current Lion safety
posted a video recently on social media saying that forty
nine or wide receiver Deebo Samuel can't run roots or
routes and is a running back. So here's the question.
Is the criticism of Deebo sam And we've heard this before,
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is it fair or foul? So it is fair ball.
It's all fair. All is fair in love and football criticism. Now,
I happen to appreciate Deebo Samuel because he often destroys
a team. I like the Rams when the Niners and
Rams get together. But as a person that appreciates his ability,
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the guy's an absolute spark plug. If he's a running back,
I would like a team of running backs because he's
not just a running back. He's a north star running back.
He often dominates for a guy that is just a
running back that can't run routes or roots. Now, CJ.
Gardner Johnson, what he's doing right here is he's going
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to the ballroom on this take and he's doing the
jitterbug at the haters ball and I get it. I'm
a hater too. That's why I do radio. I love
to hate a long standing personal beef between CJ. Gardner
Johnson and Deebo Samuel, and I do respect the levels
of anger that you will go to, the Michigans that
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you will go to. These guys have been saber rattling
for a while now. Unfortunately, the Niners and Lions. I
looked at the schedule. They do not play each other
in the regular season, but if you look at the
way things are breaking down, there's a pretty good chance
Lions and Niners will meet. They're on a collision course
in a postseason matchup. The Jared Goff comes back to
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the Bay Area revenge game. You've got that. You got
a couple of storylines there, all right, party shot to
pro bouncy ball we go? Why why not? For some reason,
guys like Eugene in Chicago and a few other knuckleheads,
they want me to talk about this trade that hasn't happened.
I've already talked about it, don't there's nothing really new
to add. But I'll engage. Why not? It'speaking of being engaged.
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The seventy six Ers and the Clippers as the NBA
season is about to start, supposedly still working out the details,
hashing out the details on a trade that would send
James Harden back to La La Land, his homeland, and
Shams Sharania behind a paywall on the Athletic tells us
that James Harden is hopeful that he will be traded soon.
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It does not appear it is going to happen like
today or tomorrow or the next day. But he has
not not attended any any preseason games in Philly, and
he has played in just one five on five scrimmage.
So he's at practice, but he's not really there. So
what is going on? What is really going on between
the Sixers James Harden front office in Philly and the
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Clippers with his trade chatter. So from what we're hearing,
it's obviously heading towards a fork in the road. The
regular season starts soon. So what I have been able
to decode on the James Harden front From the Clippers perspective,
this is a Lady Gaga story. Everyone's got their poker
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face on. It really depends on who will blink first.
The Clippers believe that they don't need James Harden, that
some of the guys in the locker room want him,
but they don't necessarily need him, and they certainly aren't
going to go out of their way to accommodate Philadelphia.
And Darryl Morey has been adamant that he's only going
to trade Harden, and he's only going to trade him
if Philadelphia is a better team that they remain a
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championship contender for this season. So the Clippers aren't going
to do that. They would have to trade Kawhi Leonard
or Paul George. Harden, for the most part, has been
on good behavior other than trashing Darryl Morey both in
China and here since he got back to the States.
But there's still a pending spill on Asle four supermarket.
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Steve's going to have to go over there and clean
up Aisle four because there's a spill on Asle four.
The Clippers are willing to trade everything that's in their
storage shed. They've got a hodgepodge of expiring contracts and
draft picks, and that includes Nicholas batoum or Robert Covington
who I think played in Philadelphia at one point, Marcus
Morris Senior. Those guys are all all available they're plumped
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for the picking. If the seventy six ers do not
put James Harden in the transfer portal, that is when
tensions are going to be ratcheted up. And if you
get out of diagram here for Philadelphia, and they know
this in Philadelphia, get out the diagram, it's the f
around and find out chart. And if you look at
that chart, if you f around with James Harden, we
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know how that ends, right, we know how that ends.
Are anyway, it is the Ben Malord Show. As we
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It's Ben Mallor, grumbling Micah Parsons, our lead here in
our number four the Cowboys Star. It's not fair, It's
not fair. Oh my god, unreal. By hey, it's a
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bad man on the football field and apparently a bad
man off the field. Definitely got the Kevin Durant vibes
from him. As we press on. Coming up later this hour,
we will have password the word Game of the Stars.
Double your pleasure, double your fun, and give me a
piece of the pie. Give me the entire pie. I
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want the whole pie. That's what I would like. We'll
get to that as well Eugene in Chicago, right SenSys
Micah Parsons has a point. Eugene says, well, you know
right there that Eugene's office rocker when he begins his
commentary with Michaeh. Parsons has a point. Bad job by Eugene.
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But anyway, he goes on and talks about how the
Cowboys or the Chargers quarterback Justin Herbert hasn't done nothing
in the NFL, but he keeps getting a pass. But
if you're Michael Parsons, just worry about the Dallas Cowboys,
who cares about Justin Herbert? He didn't mention Justin Herbert,
by the way, Uh, and you should embrace it. Everything's
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bigger in Texas then trust me, if the Cowboys ever
won again, if we live long enough and we probably
have to live in on it tw hundred years to
see the Cowboys win, an know the super Bowl, But
if they want another super Bowl, oh my god, you
never hit the end of it. Well, on and on
and on and on and on, super Mark to Steve
Supermar Steawright, Sin says, someone tell I was Sam the
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Hidden Valley ran Shortages is the older No, it's not old. No, no, no,
it's not. And now apparently what it's doing is it's
in the uh part of the Upper Midwest. There's a concern.
In fact, the people at Hidden Valley actually gave out
the recipe so you can make your own devil's blood.
They're that concerned about it.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
You can't get it in like a powdered form. And
then you mix in some you know, some milk or
like some buttermilk or something, some eggs. Yeah, we gotta
get it.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Jake, a Cowboy fanboy, wrote in He's Upset that I
was hating on Michael Parsons. Well, listen, if you think
that's okay, it's embarrassing. You've got Kevin Durant two point
zero on your squad. I mean he's blocking out. I said,
I'm from the year back of the old days. People
would be like, I don't listen to the media. I
don't pay attention because we know these guys all listen
to sports radio, they all pay attention to everything on
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social media. They're all about it. They can't help themselves,
they can't. They embrace all forms of media.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
Who kires me?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Some dumbass on television says anyway, Roy says, didn't Michael
Parsons cancel his appearance on Undisputed last year after losing
Week one and Dak Prescott getting hurt. Yes, that is true.
At least he harnesses how true cowboy fans act like
a bunch of snowflakes. Yeah, so good, Oh so so perfect,
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so so perfect. What else do we have, Paige d
Well Let me get to this, by the way, pleasure
double your fund. So I've been called in out of
the Wolfen, So I will be doing double duty here,
actually triple duty in many respects, because I have this
show which we're doing right now, and we'll be here
the rest of the hour, and then I'll be doing
a bonus show in the Los Angeles market. I'll be
(20:16):
doing the midday show, filling in with Fred Rogan on
our flagship who Am five to seven, the Dodger station.
I'm assuming there'll be no Dodger talk on that station.
Well maybe there will be. Who they all knows. I
don't know. I have no idea. So I'll be doing that,
which is normally when I'm sleeping. That show is on,
which is going to be interesting, and then I have
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to prepare for the TV show at some point and
then we have to come back and do the radio.
So these are first world problems. I remember when I
was an intern working at the mighty six ninety in
San Diego, and I thought no one would ever hire me.
And I thought, man, I'll never get a job in
this business. And if you've heard me, you'd probably figure
that should have been the way it went. But here
I am, and so I've got a lot of opportunities,
(20:58):
which is great, but I only have a certain number
of minutes in the day.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
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They got good meth.
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What about Fontana out there in this probably.
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Let's go to our meth expert, Eddie Garcia. Where's the
best math, Eddie?
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I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Hold, I was like, let's go to our meth expert.
I'm sorry, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I mean the way Sam's talking, he sounds like he's
the expert.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
But no, you're right, we have somebody, I'm a mathematician.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Let's go to our own pharmacist. He's actually not a
trained pharmacist. He's a he's an amateur pharmacist. Let's say
hello to Jed, who flayed I just crossed.
Speaker 8 (21:47):
Over the border being the first people I've asked Kevin
no meth I've been out right now, dude, I'm saying,
I was Sam, what does what does mister christ Better mean?
Look like, give me three stains of it right now,
or you're lying. I don't think you know nothing about best.
Speaker 9 (22:00):
Crack because it's totally different.
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Jo said, three names for crack?
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Uh ask booty and plumbers. You know delivers this round us.
Speaker 9 (22:12):
But I'm I don't know what to say.
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Baby said that now as let me ask you.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
This that, Jed, do you get excited when you see
the Astros play and they have oxy? They have a
commercial for oxy on their uniforms. You get excited? Do
you think, wait a minute, they're promoting my my favorite
thing here?
Speaker 8 (22:31):
What the hell did you just say, j.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Jeff je je doesn't like downers, he likes uppers.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Oh sorry, so you're not a fan of the oxy?
I got you all right, sang correct.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
Ben Mallards a downer when he talks about doing downers.
I'm got I gotta get up to get down. Met me, hey, dude, speaker,
speaker and the throg runner, meet me, m e E
p over hey like meet me. I'm saying, knows, I
don't know that what's going on there? They overlapped big doctor.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Hey, Jed, what was that song? You were just saying,
gotta get up to get down? I want to play that?
Speaker 9 (23:05):
What was that? What?
Speaker 10 (23:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Cool?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Yeah, all right, thank you for.
Speaker 9 (23:13):
To get up.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Got a lot accomplished on that call.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah, I don't know how much of that made.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
I still don't know where the best best.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Sam look at. You're becoming a rebel, I was.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I don't know. Stop You're gonna give him a panic
attack and I'm gonna have to do I felt okay
about all that.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
For some the hour four will not be on the podcast.
It's gonna disappear.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
I might disappear from here. Who knows?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
All right, I I gotta rip Caleb Williams real quick,
the USC quarterback. He's gonna be the number one pick
in the NFL Draft. There's a rumor bouncing around that
the people who are in his inner circle. His posse
have let prospective agents know that Caleb Williams just doesn't
want to play in the NFL. He wants partial ownership
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of whatever teams selects him in twenty twenty four if
he declares for the draft, like what a douche canoe.
Don't you have to at least prove yourself before you
get partial ownership of an NFL team. Even then you're gonna,
I know you shouldn't. You shouldn't do that any I
agree with you, even like Tom Brady didn't get ownership
(24:35):
of an NFL team. But yeah, if that's true, Caleb,
come on, how about you you go somewhere and perform
and do well for I don't know, fifteen years or something.
We can revisit this.
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We get right back to the calls, and we'll say
hello to Rob in Maine. Who is next? Hello?
Speaker 9 (25:29):
Rob?
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Welcome?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Good morning fellas.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
I called a few weeks ago, saying Bill and catching Shuloh,
that's looking pretty good right now. They got a fire Bill.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Well, Bill could become like the Terminator and just live
for another couple hundred years and keep coaching, and then
he'll he'll pass Shula.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
So here's what I'm worried about. If they keep Bill
for the season. Yeah, he's gonna accept the all time
losing record with.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
You know, good friends the place to do that. I
saw that.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
They're going to get the number one pick, and it's like, yeah,
Caleb Williams, No, Bill's gonna end up picking up punter
or like a six one twenty five offensive tackle.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
No, no, no, that's the bad takes. What he's gonna
do is he's gonna trade down seventeen times and get
every pick in the seventh round of the draft.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
So because of that, I'm a I'm a Texans guy. Now,
you know, my long standing Patriots love affair is over
until Bill is gone.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Texans taking it one day time Texans fan.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
I liked j stroud Man, and I don't want to
be a front runner and pick a team that's already
on top. You know, I'm trying to get it on
the ground.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
What is this crap about picking another team now that
your team sucks. You wear it and you like it.
Speaker 7 (26:46):
I've worn it and liked it for a few years.
My friend, all right, I've won a few years.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
You got six super Bowls out of it.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Eddie, why don't you rip that female Charger fan there,
she's a fraud to rip her, Eddie Ripper.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
We don't get off it. Don't get off the topic.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
The same concept?
Speaker 9 (27:03):
What is.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
On the topic?
Speaker 10 (27:06):
No, this is ridiculous, this guy is It's not the
same concept. How is it even remotely close to the
same concept? He is he moving to Houston? Are you
moving to Houston?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Rob?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Maybe he will. He likes barbecue. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Well, then it's not the same context. It's it's completely different.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Listen, she's a fraud, that's you. Guys don't want to
admit it. That's fine.
Speaker 7 (27:29):
No, listen, listen. I've been a Mets fan my entire life.
I know losing, all right.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
You're gonna switch to Houston now though, mister.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
No, no, no, I'm mister me. I'm a Mets fan,
all right. I can only handle so much loser, all right,
football with my one thing I had.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Were a Coop over here Angels and Broncos.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
No, I don't even switch it, Brob. You gotta be
like Coop. Just stop watching when your team sucks, like.
Speaker 7 (28:01):
I stopped wearing.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Now here's what you can do now. I had this happen. Well,
I was a Rams fan. They moved from LA to
Saint Louis. So I just had listeners of my radio
show pick a new team every year and then I'd
follow the team for the year. You can do that
or just become a Patriots.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Aren't moving. He is not eligible to change teams.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Years ago, they were gonna leave New England. They were
gonna go somewhere, but we weren't they gonna go to
Saint Louis. At one point, remember that rumor, Rob, are
you old enough to remember when they were threatening to
go to Saint Louis. I remember that anyway, there was
a rumor and then and then they were of course
they were gonna go to Hartford, but that's that's in
the area, so that doesn't count. But they were, they
were flirting with Saint Louis, and then the Rams ended
(28:42):
up moving there instead.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
So all dynasty's must end. Guys, you know you got
a hell of a run.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
All right, I gotta end this call. Let's go to
Marcell in Brooklyn. I hear it's his birthday, so we
got to get him on. Hello Marcel in Brooklyn. He's
a Mets fan.
Speaker 9 (28:58):
Also, happy birthday to me, man, and thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Indeed, you know what I don't do shout outs. I
can't wish you a happy birthday. I hope you understand that, Marcel,
So you had to wish yourself a happy birthday.
Speaker 9 (29:12):
Birthday, old man, because I'm turning.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Thirty, Marcel, you're so old. You're such a geezer. Marcel.
My god, your whole life is over now, thirty years old.
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 9 (29:24):
My life films the same, Get over it? No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
When you turn thirty man, things change the noodles and
noodles don't taste the same. It's a big problem.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
You won't get ready for the Halloween picks.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
A chef that has Halloween, your body turns into a noodle.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I'm gonna try this one more time, one more time.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
You start cracking Marcel.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Will you eat birthday cake on your birthday?
Speaker 9 (29:51):
Well? I love to, but this is going to be
the chocolate cake for you, mister fool. I guarantee it.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Why am I a fool?
Speaker 9 (30:06):
Because you said all things questions to me and everything
must be going with the things of the answer.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
I said that I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
What last week.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
Don't look at that fool the second time.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Ourcell said fool in less than a week.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I still love that line. I pity the fool that was.
That was mister peak, you fool man.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I guarante don't choke on that.
Speaker 9 (30:31):
It's in a new day. It is, so let's get
into it, shall we? What we doing, militia, Let's get
into it. Halloween Picks and Rob is back representing Michigan
and Vegas. Who joins us right now? Good morning, Rob,
(30:51):
Welcome aboard, good to see you. Miss your what is
your Halloween pick for last night?
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Go ahead, buddy, Rob didn't call in Marcel, but but
Steven Kansas he wants to play.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
Oh Stephen Kansas City. The affiliated there representing sixten Sports
of the Odyssey. App morning, Steve, Welcome aboard. What is
your Halloween pick from this time around? Halloween is right
around the corner and still two weeks away.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
Good morning, magnificent Marcella and happy birthday.
Speaker 9 (31:21):
Thank you very much, the Big Three.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
I I think you watched Black Snake Moan on a
MC with.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
With Sewn the hood guy, and.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
That sounds like justin to me? Is that justin?
Speaker 9 (31:37):
Wait a minute, Bison Sean in Kansas City. It's Jumpling Cincinnati. Yeah,
good to see you. But this is not going to
be a.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I want to say you watched in honor of confused.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
What the hell we're doing it? He said, it's a
week I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Pick candy, So I'm gonna pick Halloween candy. I'm gonna
go butterfinger.
Speaker 9 (32:05):
Oh, I will do the butter finger for my birthday
coming up. And this is gonna be.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah, your face, Eddie butter fingers for the way, Eddie Butterfinger.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say you're gonna have a
candy that is as good as this call. I mean,
you're gonna have candy corn.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Not a mixed match.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
You lose.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
I had this idea for Eddie, the candy corn.
Speaker 9 (32:31):
Pumpkin, the candy corn pumpkin.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
No, allright, peanut M and m's not solid choice, but
not as good as the butterfinger. Alright, real answers, hurry up, sports.
Speaker 9 (32:47):
Show coming up an hour. Halloween pick representing is butter finger.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah, butterfing? That your fool? You who I'm pity the
fool calls.
Speaker 9 (33:01):
On Enjoy the word gamepraz.
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Somebody hang up on password the word Game of the stars.
If you want to play eight seven seven ninety nine
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Speaker 8 (33:13):
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Speaker 6 (33:14):
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Speaker 6 (33:49):
Attention everyone, and the password is password, you idiot, password
the word Game of the Stars. Here's Ben Meller and
no way we go.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Password the word Game of the Star. Best the knowledge
of the random sports radio consumer. And let's welcome in
our contestants from the mean streets of Brooklyn. We say
hello to Uncle Mo.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Hello, Uncle Mo, Good morning.
Speaker 7 (34:20):
Ben has a long time Jets fan. I completely cry
foul on the guy who wants to drop out of
being a Patriots fan.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
That is.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
That was the most controversial call we've taken in years.
Robin Maine. Everyone's upset with Robin Maine.
Speaker 7 (34:36):
All right, uncle, yeah, I have Eddie for a second.
Speaker 9 (34:39):
Eddie, could I talk to you on the phone after
the show, just so I could make up with you?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
How to meet you at the Jet game?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah? Sure, no problem.
Speaker 7 (34:46):
Oh cokay, amazing are.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
You guys meeting up? Are you?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I guess so sure?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Okay, very nice. You didn't meet me when I was
in New York onco Moo, what's up with that?
Speaker 7 (34:54):
Who's fat was that you have?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Oh that's my fault. That's a good point. Yeah, that
is a fair point. All right, hold on, Uncle Mo,
and we have Ernesto in the Bay Air. This guy
die Hard forty nine. Hello, Ernesto, what's up, big bend?
Look at this guy travels and we've met Arnesta, he
travels to he was in Minnesota. The malar met Greek
by the way. Wild that's right.
Speaker 9 (35:18):
I think the forty nine canna be okay. Rockfordy just
needs to handle learn how to handle those wet balls.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
The wet balls, or you gotta learn one way or another. Ernesto,
what's your next road trip? Arnesta? With the Niners?
Speaker 7 (35:31):
Where are you going next?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Going to Jacksonville in November and then Philadelphia in December?
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Oh god speed on that last?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Good luck on Philly there, man.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
Yeah, trying to hook up with inger Bill and Fats
from Philly.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Well yeah, well Fats will be a good time. Angry
Bill would be a bad time, but Fants would be
a good time.
Speaker 7 (35:50):
Right.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Uh, very nice, arnesso, Uncle Mo, who do you want
to partner up with Uncle.
Speaker 9 (35:55):
Mo strict rotation and place.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
I'm going with you Ben, all right, Ernesto, who do
you want to partner up with?
Speaker 9 (36:01):
Or nest though, I'll go with Eddie.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
All right. That is the matchup. We have a list
of words one to ten. We start out with ten points.
We work our way down nine, eight, seven, six, five,
et cetera, et cetera. Uncle Mal, you were on the
air first, so please pick a number.
Speaker 9 (36:17):
Let's go with one for the amount of Patriot.
Speaker 7 (36:19):
Wins this year.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Number. You got to say it the right way, the
number number thing like you're on Broadway, bring back the races, struck.
Let's yes, let's go. Let's see here. I don't know
if I could use that word. Oh yeah, I think
I can resuscitate. Yeah. Ten nothing good, guys. We got
(36:48):
the lead. Twenty seconds left, right, go ahead, hurry up,
or nest pick a number number five?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Go ahead, Eddie, damp da MP damp M.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
What No, you lost Eddie? You lost it.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
That was a terrible.
Speaker 9 (37:07):
We had to play.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
We did small talk, Eddie, We did small talks. The
word was moist. The word was moist. It was moist.
The game was moist.
Speaker 10 (37:17):
That
Hello and welcome. It's our numb before. Forget about We
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Just let the audio guide you, just let the think
that the priority. So here in our number four. I
was planning on talking about something else, but this, this
(00:21):
is so good. I couldn't pass it up. How do
you assess Micah Parsons moping it's not fair? The Cowboys
media coverage also is criticism of Deebo Samuel fair or
foul after the forty nine ers went down in flames
over the weekend in Cleveland. And we'll go to basketball.
(00:45):
What's going on with the sixers? James Harden trade chatter
as that appears to be stuck in time. We'll get
to all of that and more. Right now, give it
up for our number four. Have a wonderful day, and
here it is our four. The only mean better than
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shoot be. There was a big baseball playoff game last night,
not good talk radio because one team beat the other
team by the mercy role. Now there is no mercy role,
(02:16):
even though Rob Manford wishes there was a mercy rule.
The fighting Phills absolutely bludgeoning the Arizona Diamondbacks as they
skinned the Snakes, winning that game ten to nothing. Man alive,
what a beatdown. That was an epic beat down. So
Philadelphia now two wins away from a appearance back in
(02:40):
the World Series, and we're on track for a Philly
Ranger World Series. Boy, that would be that would be something.
Not great. I mean, I'm not a Philly fan or
a Ranger fan, but those teams the way they played.
They've let their play do the talking. They're the ones
that deserve to be in the in the World Series
(03:01):
based on how they have done. And unless something dramatically changes,
that's how that is going to go. Anyway. Our lead
this hour coming from the NFL National Football League as
it is known there, and this actually comes from the
wine department, the wine department. What is this all about?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Here?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Is the the mike moves on its own here randomly?
All right, So what is this all about? Are are
our stories out of Dallas? Micah Parsons is grumbling, He's
not happy, he's he's angry. Micah Parsons, So what is
this all about? Well, I'll set it up and if
(03:43):
you didn't hear it, maybe not. The star defensive player
of the Cowboys, Michael Parsons blasting the media, the evil media,
and he essentially is saying in this sound bite we're
about to play that it's not fair. He's upset with
the way the national media chat about his Dallas Cowboys.
(04:07):
They can't take sit anymore, and he's huffing and puffing
and he wants to blow the whole house down. Let's
go to the audio tape.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Take a listen, I just don't condone the bashing of
Dak Prescott and the Dallas Cowboys and have the same
energy for the Eagles. We want the same energy for everybody,
because there's a whole bunch of bashing when it's Dak Prescott,
but not the same when it's the Eagles. I got
time today a lot of people said the Browns defense
was overhyped. I said, the Browns are a real deal.
I scho said this, which piss me off. I'm not
(04:38):
worried about the forty nine ers. They were missing Christian McCaffrey,
Deebo Samuel, the Browns were missing Deshaun Watson, Nick Chubb.
They were missing them key factors before the game even started.
So why is it that we are just scrubs and
we're nobody's that don't deserve to be on the field
and we're just all talked.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
But there's a.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Hundred excuses for these other teams.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
If y'all just gonna hate col to say, y'all hate
Cowboys Nation, I'm tired of people trush my quarterback. I'm
tired of people trush my team. And that's why I
had nothing to say to the me this week. You
wanna hear me talk, come to hear me talk on
the as Monday night. And that's period.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I think I'm good. I mean there's enough podcast even
I have a podcast. I don't think I need to
listen to your podcast. All right, So let us discuss
the question, how do you assess Micah Parsons moping over
the media coverage that the Cowboys get and how they
are picked apart more than the forty nine ers and
the Eagles. So I've got Disneyland, Snack, Jitterbug, and Lady Gaga,
(05:38):
and we will combine all of these things together and
we will have a study hand. Unlike Micah Parsons, who's
getting a little woppley here, get a little wobbley man
now to kick off, MICHAEH. Parsons, what you just heard
is an embarrassment. You know what he reminds me of.
I've got the perfect analogy. He reminds me of Kevin
(06:01):
that Micah Parsons has rabbit ears and salamanders skin. Imagine
being as gifted an athlete as Michael Parsons is, and
you are obsessed with the opinions of football pundits, when
the very business of being a pundit is to have
opinions every single day. You gotta come up with a
(06:23):
bunch of opinions. You're in the opinion business, and some
of them are gonna be spot on, some of them
are not. But you're thunderstruck.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Because it's not fair, it's not right. Keep that same
energy for the Eagles in the forty nine ers, I mean,
it's ridiculous. Can we play and I'm putting you on
the spot here, do we have the sad music, right,
the sad violin music? Can we play that and then
have Michael Parsons? Because when Parsons was.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Talking in my head, I heard the sad violin, the
tiny violin. Right, We're playing a little tiny violin the
world's smallest violin. So let's play the Micah Parsons again.
We're gonna add a little element to it to make
it proper. This is the world's smallest violin. Listen to
Micah Parsons and just sit back and enjoy.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I just don't condone the bashing of Dak Prescott and
the das Cowboys and.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Have the same energy for the Eagles.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
We want the same energy for everybody because there's a
whole bunch of bashing when it's Dak Prescott, but not
the same when it's the Eagles.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I got time you did.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
A lot of people said the Browns defense was overhyped.
I said, the Browns are a real deal. I sho
said this, which piss me off. I'm not worried about
the forty nine ers. They were missing Christian McCaffrey, Deebo Samuel,
the Browns were missing Deshaun Watson, Nick Chubb. They were
missing them key factors before the game even started. So
why is it that we are just scrubs and we're
(07:51):
nobody's that don't deserve to be on the field and
we're just all talk. But there's a hundred excuses for
these other teams. If y'all just gonna hate Cowboys Nation,
just y'all hate Cowboys Nation. I'm tired of people trash
my quarterback. I'm tired of people trash my team. And
that's why I had nothing to say to the.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Me this week.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You wanna hear me talk, come to hear me talk
on the as Monday night. And that's point by period.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Does see he realizes that when you do a podcast,
you're in the medium. Does he understand that. So his strategy.
Just for those of you that are in the back
of the room, maybe you're late to the party. We're
listening to Micah Parsons, the defensive player for the Cowboys.
He's upset with the media, so his strategy is to
hide from the media and then pivot to what about ism,
(08:33):
which is never a good strategy. When you do what
about is, you're in your safe space on your fledgling podcast,
protected by a firewall of fanboys. You sad, pathetic man.
I thought you were the baddest man on the planet.
Micah Parson's the modern day Lawrence Taylor. I don't remember
Lawrence Taylor complaining.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
It's not fair you cover the Eagles and the Redskins
and the Cowboys. You mean me and the Giant.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I don't remember that. Maybe that happened, and I just
I don't recall. Like Michaeh. Parsons is an absolute beast
on the field and off the field. He's like a
Disneyland snack. He's dull whip right, He's dull whip a.
Parsons has the toughness of soft serve dairy free frozen dessert.
(09:22):
He's a mister softy, what are you worrying about? Who
cares about the forty nine ers and the Eagles. I
would like to quote the great deep thinker of the
modern era, LeVar Ball. Stay in your lane, right, who cares?
Embrace the hate? Right? Just accept the fact you play
for the Cowboys. This is a great mitzvah. Everyone talks
about the Cowboys. Trust me, if you're a star player,
(09:45):
you want to play for the Cowboys because you get
all the endorsements, you get, all the corporate America loves you,
you get Look at all these TV jobs, it's all
ex Cowboys. If you happen to be in the same
room with Jerry Jones, they give you a TV gig
because he played for the Cowboys. It's it's it's nuts.
And as far as Dak Prescott, just accept the fact
(10:07):
that Dak was was like a smoked brisket against the
forty nine ers and he's never a good test taker
and you're judged on the on the showcase games. All
right for them, let's head to Detroit. We'll pivot away
from the Cowboys. I know Jerry CJ. Gardner Johnson, Now
he was called out, Well, he wasn't one that was
(10:29):
called out. He called out Deebo Samuel, So we have
Lion on Niner crime. The former Eagle current Lion safety
posted a video recently on social media saying that forty
nine or wide receiver Deebo Samuel can't run roots or
routes and is a running back. So here's the question.
Is the criticism of Deebo sam And we've heard this before,
(10:52):
is it fair or foul? So it is fair ball.
It's all fair. All is fair in love and football criticism. Now,
I happen to appreciate Deebo Samuel because he often destroys
a team. I like the Rams when the Niners and
Rams get together. But as a person that appreciates his ability,
(11:15):
the guy's an absolute spark plug. If he's a running back,
I would like a team of running backs because he's
not just a running back. He's a north star running back.
He often dominates for a guy that is just a
running back that can't run routes or roots. Now, CJ.
Gardner Johnson, what he's doing right here is he's going
(11:35):
to the ballroom on this take and he's doing the
jitterbug at the haters ball and I get it. I'm
a hater too. That's why I do radio. I love
to hate a long standing personal beef between CJ. Gardner
Johnson and Deebo Samuel, and I do respect the levels
of anger that you will go to, the Michigans that
(11:58):
you will go to. These guys have been saber rattling
for a while now. Unfortunately, the Niners and Lions. I
looked at the schedule. They do not play each other
in the regular season, but if you look at the
way things are breaking down, there's a pretty good chance
Lions and Niners will meet. They're on a collision course
in a postseason matchup. The Jared Goff comes back to
(12:20):
the Bay Area revenge game. You've got that. You got
a couple of storylines there, all right, party shot to
pro bouncy ball we go? Why why not? For some reason,
guys like Eugene in Chicago and a few other knuckleheads,
they want me to talk about this trade that hasn't happened.
I've already talked about it, don't there's nothing really new
to add. But I'll engage. Why not? It'speaking of being engaged.
(12:44):
The seventy six Ers and the Clippers as the NBA
season is about to start, supposedly still working out the details,
hashing out the details on a trade that would send
James Harden back to La La Land, his homeland, and
Shams Sharania behind a paywall on the Athletic tells us
that James Harden is hopeful that he will be traded soon.
(13:07):
It does not appear it is going to happen like
today or tomorrow or the next day. But he has
not not attended any any preseason games in Philly, and
he has played in just one five on five scrimmage.
So he's at practice, but he's not really there. So
what is going on? What is really going on between
the Sixers James Harden front office in Philly and the
(13:30):
Clippers with his trade chatter. So from what we're hearing,
it's obviously heading towards a fork in the road. The
regular season starts soon. So what I have been able
to decode on the James Harden front From the Clippers perspective,
this is a Lady Gaga story. Everyone's got their poker
(13:50):
face on. It really depends on who will blink first.
The Clippers believe that they don't need James Harden, that
some of the guys in the locker room want him,
but they don't necessarily need him, and they certainly aren't
going to go out of their way to accommodate Philadelphia.
And Darryl Morey has been adamant that he's only going
to trade Harden, and he's only going to trade him
if Philadelphia is a better team that they remain a
(14:14):
championship contender for this season. So the Clippers aren't going
to do that. They would have to trade Kawhi Leonard
or Paul George. Harden, for the most part, has been
on good behavior other than trashing Darryl Morey both in
China and here since he got back to the States.
But there's still a pending spill on Asle four supermarket.
(14:35):
Steve's going to have to go over there and clean
up Aisle four because there's a spill on Asle four.
The Clippers are willing to trade everything that's in their
storage shed. They've got a hodgepodge of expiring contracts and
draft picks, and that includes Nicholas batoum or Robert Covington
who I think played in Philadelphia at one point, Marcus
Morris Senior. Those guys are all all available they're plumped
(14:59):
for the picking. If the seventy six ers do not
put James Harden in the transfer portal, that is when
tensions are going to be ratcheted up. And if you
get out of diagram here for Philadelphia, and they know
this in Philadelphia, get out the diagram, it's the f
around and find out chart. And if you look at
that chart, if you f around with James Harden, we
(15:21):
know how that ends, right, we know how that ends.
Are anyway, it is the Ben Malord Show. As we
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enjoy as we will continue to yap away the overnight
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the pie I would like. In fact, you know what
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to that and we will do it.
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Speaker 1 (16:44):
It's Ben Mallor, grumbling Micah Parsons, our lead here in
our number four the Cowboys Star. It's not fair, It's
not fair. Oh my god, unreal. By hey, it's a
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bad man on the football field and apparently a bad
man off the field. Definitely got the Kevin Durant vibes
from him. As we press on. Coming up later this hour,
we will have password the word Game of the Stars.
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want the whole pie. That's what I would like. We'll
get to that as well Eugene in Chicago, right SenSys
Micah Parsons has a point. Eugene says, well, you know
right there that Eugene's office rocker when he begins his
commentary with Michaeh. Parsons has a point. Bad job by Eugene.
(17:46):
But anyway, he goes on and talks about how the
Cowboys or the Chargers quarterback Justin Herbert hasn't done nothing
in the NFL, but he keeps getting a pass. But
if you're Michael Parsons, just worry about the Dallas Cowboys,
who cares about Justin Herbert? He didn't mention Justin Herbert,
by the way, Uh, and you should embrace it. Everything's
(18:07):
bigger in Texas then trust me, if the Cowboys ever
won again, if we live long enough and we probably
have to live in on it tw hundred years to
see the Cowboys win, an know the super Bowl, But
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never hit the end of it. Well, on and on
and on and on and on, super Mark to Steve
Supermar Steawright, Sin says, someone tell I was Sam the
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Hidden Valley ran Shortages is the older No, it's not old. No, no, no,
it's not. And now apparently what it's doing is it's
in the uh part of the Upper Midwest. There's a concern.
In fact, the people at Hidden Valley actually gave out
the recipe so you can make your own devil's blood.
They're that concerned about it.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
You can't get it in like a powdered form. And
then you mix in some you know, some milk or
like some buttermilk or something, some eggs. Yeah, we gotta
get it.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Jake, a Cowboy fanboy, wrote in He's Upset that I
was hating on Michael Parsons. Well, listen, if you think
that's okay, it's embarrassing. You've got Kevin Durant two point
zero on your squad. I mean he's blocking out. I said,
I'm from the year back of the old days. People
would be like, I don't listen to the media. I
don't pay attention because we know these guys all listen
to sports radio, they all pay attention to everything on
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social media. They're all about it. They can't help themselves,
they can't. They embrace all forms of media.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
Who kires me?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Some dumbass on television says anyway, Roy says, didn't Michael
Parsons cancel his appearance on Undisputed last year after losing
Week one and Dak Prescott getting hurt. Yes, that is true.
At least he harnesses how true cowboy fans act like
a bunch of snowflakes. Yeah, so good, Oh so so perfect,
(19:54):
so so perfect. What else do we have, Paige d
Well Let me get to this, by the way, pleasure
double your fund. So I've been called in out of
the Wolfen, So I will be doing double duty here,
actually triple duty in many respects, because I have this
show which we're doing right now, and we'll be here
the rest of the hour, and then I'll be doing
a bonus show in the Los Angeles market. I'll be
(20:16):
doing the midday show, filling in with Fred Rogan on
our flagship who Am five to seven, the Dodger station.
I'm assuming there'll be no Dodger talk on that station.
Well maybe there will be. Who they all knows. I
don't know. I have no idea. So I'll be doing that,
which is normally when I'm sleeping. That show is on,
which is going to be interesting, and then I have
(20:37):
to prepare for the TV show at some point and
then we have to come back and do the radio.
So these are first world problems. I remember when I
was an intern working at the mighty six ninety in
San Diego, and I thought no one would ever hire me.
And I thought, man, I'll never get a job in
this business. And if you've heard me, you'd probably figure
that should have been the way it went. But here
I am, and so I've got a lot of opportunities,
(20:58):
which is great, but I only have a certain number
of minutes in the day.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Let's get you a bag of meth.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
You know what we need is the Iowa minute. If
my life could be like the Iowa.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Mini, go to Iowa, get some meth for you.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
They got good meth.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I got the best math outside albert Querque.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
What about Fontana out there in this probably.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Okay myth, but nobody has the best meth like Iowa.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Let's go to our meth expert, Eddie Garcia. Where's the
best math, Eddie?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Hold, I was like, let's go to our meth expert.
I'm sorry, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I mean the way Sam's talking, he sounds like he's
the expert.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
But no, you're right, we have somebody, I'm a mathematician.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Let's go to our own pharmacist. He's actually not a
trained pharmacist. He's a he's an amateur pharmacist. Let's say
hello to Jed, who flayed I just crossed.
Speaker 8 (21:47):
Over the border being the first people I've asked Kevin
no meth I've been out right now, dude, I'm saying,
I was Sam, what does what does mister christ Better mean?
Look like, give me three stains of it right now,
or you're lying. I don't think you know nothing about best.
Speaker 9 (22:00):
Crack because it's totally different.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Jo said, three names for crack?
Speaker 8 (22:07):
Uh ask booty and plumbers. You know delivers this round us.
Speaker 9 (22:12):
But I'm I don't know what to say.
Speaker 8 (22:17):
Baby said that now as let me ask you.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
This that, Jed, do you get excited when you see
the Astros play and they have oxy? They have a
commercial for oxy on their uniforms. You get excited? Do
you think, wait a minute, they're promoting my my favorite
thing here?
Speaker 8 (22:31):
What the hell did you just say, j.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Jeff je je doesn't like downers, he likes uppers.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Oh sorry, so you're not a fan of the oxy?
I got you all right, sang correct.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
Ben Mallards a downer when he talks about doing downers.
I'm got I gotta get up to get down. Met me, hey, dude, speaker,
speaker and the throg runner, meet me, m e E
p over hey like meet me. I'm saying, knows, I
don't know that what's going on there? They overlapped big doctor.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Hey, Jed, what was that song? You were just saying,
gotta get up to get down? I want to play that?
Speaker 9 (23:05):
What was that? What?
Speaker 10 (23:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Cool?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Yeah, all right, thank you for.
Speaker 9 (23:13):
To get up.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Got a lot accomplished on that call.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah, I don't know how much of that made.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
I still don't know where the best best.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Sam look at. You're becoming a rebel, I was.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I don't know. Stop You're gonna give him a panic
attack and I'm gonna have to do I felt okay
about all that.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
For some the hour four will not be on the podcast.
It's gonna disappear.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
I might disappear from here. Who knows?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
All right, I I gotta rip Caleb Williams real quick,
the USC quarterback. He's gonna be the number one pick
in the NFL Draft. There's a rumor bouncing around that
the people who are in his inner circle. His posse
have let prospective agents know that Caleb Williams just doesn't
want to play in the NFL. He wants partial ownership
(24:13):
of whatever teams selects him in twenty twenty four if
he declares for the draft, like what a douche canoe.
Don't you have to at least prove yourself before you
get partial ownership of an NFL team. Even then you're gonna,
I know you shouldn't. You shouldn't do that any I
agree with you, even like Tom Brady didn't get ownership
(24:35):
of an NFL team. But yeah, if that's true, Caleb,
come on, how about you you go somewhere and perform
and do well for I don't know, fifteen years or something.
We can revisit this.
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Speaker 1 (25:24):
We get right back to the calls, and we'll say
hello to Rob in Maine. Who is next? Hello?
Speaker 9 (25:29):
Rob?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Welcome?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Good morning fellas.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
I called a few weeks ago, saying Bill and catching Shuloh,
that's looking pretty good right now. They got a fire Bill.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Well, Bill could become like the Terminator and just live
for another couple hundred years and keep coaching, and then
he'll he'll pass Shula.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
So here's what I'm worried about. If they keep Bill
for the season. Yeah, he's gonna accept the all time
losing record with.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
You know, good friends the place to do that. I
saw that.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
They're going to get the number one pick, and it's like, yeah,
Caleb Williams, No, Bill's gonna end up picking up punter
or like a six one twenty five offensive tackle.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
No, no, no, that's the bad takes. What he's gonna
do is he's gonna trade down seventeen times and get
every pick in the seventh round of the draft.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
So because of that, I'm a I'm a Texans guy. Now,
you know, my long standing Patriots love affair is over
until Bill is gone.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Texans taking it one day time Texans fan.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
I liked j stroud Man, and I don't want to
be a front runner and pick a team that's already
on top. You know, I'm trying to get it on
the ground.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
What is this crap about picking another team now that
your team sucks. You wear it and you like it.
Speaker 7 (26:46):
I've worn it and liked it for a few years.
My friend, all right, I've won a few years.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
You got six super Bowls out of it.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Eddie, why don't you rip that female Charger fan there,
she's a fraud to rip her, Eddie Ripper.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
We don't get off it. Don't get off the topic.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
The same concept?
Speaker 9 (27:03):
What is.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
On the topic?
Speaker 10 (27:06):
No, this is ridiculous, this guy is It's not the
same concept. How is it even remotely close to the
same concept? He is he moving to Houston? Are you
moving to Houston?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Rob?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Maybe he will. He likes barbecue. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Well, then it's not the same context. It's it's completely different.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Listen, she's a fraud, that's you. Guys don't want to
admit it. That's fine.
Speaker 7 (27:29):
No, listen, listen. I've been a Mets fan my entire life.
I know losing, all right.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
You're gonna switch to Houston now though, mister.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
No, no, no, I'm mister me. I'm a Mets fan,
all right. I can only handle so much loser, all right,
football with my one thing I had.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Were a Coop over here Angels and Broncos.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
No, I don't even switch it, Brob. You gotta be
like Coop. Just stop watching when your team sucks, like.
Speaker 7 (28:01):
I stopped wearing.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Now here's what you can do now. I had this happen. Well,
I was a Rams fan. They moved from LA to
Saint Louis. So I just had listeners of my radio
show pick a new team every year and then I'd
follow the team for the year. You can do that
or just become a Patriots.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Aren't moving. He is not eligible to change teams.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Years ago, they were gonna leave New England. They were
gonna go somewhere, but we weren't they gonna go to
Saint Louis. At one point, remember that rumor, Rob, are
you old enough to remember when they were threatening to
go to Saint Louis. I remember that anyway, there was
a rumor and then and then they were of course
they were gonna go to Hartford, but that's that's in
the area, so that doesn't count. But they were, they
were flirting with Saint Louis, and then the Rams ended
(28:42):
up moving there instead.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
So all dynasty's must end. Guys, you know you got
a hell of a run.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
All right, I gotta end this call. Let's go to
Marcell in Brooklyn. I hear it's his birthday, so we
got to get him on. Hello Marcel in Brooklyn. He's
a Mets fan.
Speaker 9 (28:58):
Also, happy birthday to me, man, and thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Indeed, you know what I don't do shout outs. I
can't wish you a happy birthday. I hope you understand that, Marcel,
So you had to wish yourself a happy birthday.
Speaker 9 (29:12):
Birthday, old man, because I'm turning.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Thirty, Marcel, you're so old. You're such a geezer. Marcel.
My god, your whole life is over now, thirty years old.
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 9 (29:24):
My life films the same, Get over it? No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
When you turn thirty man, things change the noodles and
noodles don't taste the same. It's a big problem.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
You won't get ready for the Halloween picks.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
A chef that has Halloween, your body turns into a noodle.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I'm gonna try this one more time, one more time.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
You start cracking Marcel.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Will you eat birthday cake on your birthday?
Speaker 9 (29:51):
Well? I love to, but this is going to be
the chocolate cake for you, mister fool. I guarantee it.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Why am I a fool?
Speaker 9 (30:06):
Because you said all things questions to me and everything
must be going with the things of the answer.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
I said that I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
What last week.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
Don't look at that fool the second time.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Ourcell said fool in less than a week.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I still love that line. I pity the fool that was.
That was mister peak, you fool man.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I guarante don't choke on that.
Speaker 9 (30:31):
It's in a new day. It is, so let's get
into it, shall we? What we doing, militia, Let's get
into it. Halloween Picks and Rob is back representing Michigan
and Vegas. Who joins us right now? Good morning, Rob,
(30:51):
Welcome aboard, good to see you. Miss your what is
your Halloween pick for last night?
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Go ahead, buddy, Rob didn't call in Marcel, but but
Steven Kansas he wants to play.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
Oh Stephen Kansas City. The affiliated there representing sixten Sports
of the Odyssey. App morning, Steve, Welcome aboard. What is
your Halloween pick from this time around? Halloween is right
around the corner and still two weeks away.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
Good morning, magnificent Marcella and happy birthday.
Speaker 9 (31:21):
Thank you very much, the Big Three.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
I I think you watched Black Snake Moan on a
MC with.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
With Sewn the hood guy, and.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
That sounds like justin to me? Is that justin?
Speaker 9 (31:37):
Wait a minute, Bison Sean in Kansas City. It's Jumpling Cincinnati. Yeah,
good to see you. But this is not going to
be a.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I want to say you watched in honor of confused.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
What the hell we're doing it? He said, it's a
week I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Pick candy, So I'm gonna pick Halloween candy. I'm gonna
go butterfinger.
Speaker 9 (32:05):
Oh, I will do the butter finger for my birthday
coming up. And this is gonna be.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah, your face, Eddie butter fingers for the way, Eddie Butterfinger.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say you're gonna have a
candy that is as good as this call. I mean,
you're gonna have candy corn.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Not a mixed match.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
You lose.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
I had this idea for Eddie, the candy corn.
Speaker 9 (32:31):
Pumpkin, the candy corn pumpkin.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
No, allright, peanut M and m's not solid choice, but
not as good as the butterfinger. Alright, real answers, hurry up, sports.
Speaker 9 (32:47):
Show coming up an hour. Halloween pick representing is butter finger.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah, butterfing? That your fool? You who I'm pity the
fool calls.
Speaker 9 (33:01):
On Enjoy the word gamepraz.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Somebody hang up on password the word Game of the stars.
If you want to play eight seven seven ninety nine
of Fox, We'll get to that.
Speaker 8 (33:13):
We'll do it next, don't.
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Speaker 6 (33:49):
Attention everyone, and the password is password, you idiot, password
the word Game of the Stars. Here's Ben Meller and
no way we go.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Password the word Game of the Star. Best the knowledge
of the random sports radio consumer. And let's welcome in
our contestants from the mean streets of Brooklyn. We say
hello to Uncle Mo.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Hello, Uncle Mo, Good morning.
Speaker 7 (34:20):
Ben has a long time Jets fan. I completely cry
foul on the guy who wants to drop out of
being a Patriots fan.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
That is.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
That was the most controversial call we've taken in years.
Robin Maine. Everyone's upset with Robin Maine.
Speaker 7 (34:36):
All right, uncle, yeah, I have Eddie for a second.
Speaker 9 (34:39):
Eddie, could I talk to you on the phone after
the show, just so I could make up with you?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
How to meet you at the Jet game?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah? Sure, no problem.
Speaker 7 (34:46):
Oh cokay, amazing are.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
You guys meeting up? Are you?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I guess so sure?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Okay, very nice. You didn't meet me when I was
in New York onco Moo, what's up with that?
Speaker 7 (34:54):
Who's fat was that you have?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Oh that's my fault. That's a good point. Yeah, that
is a fair point. All right, hold on, Uncle Mo,
and we have Ernesto in the Bay Air. This guy
die Hard forty nine. Hello, Ernesto, what's up, big bend?
Look at this guy travels and we've met Arnesta, he
travels to he was in Minnesota. The malar met Greek
by the way. Wild that's right.
Speaker 9 (35:18):
I think the forty nine canna be okay. Rockfordy just
needs to handle learn how to handle those wet balls.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
The wet balls, or you gotta learn one way or another. Ernesto,
what's your next road trip? Arnesta? With the Niners?
Speaker 7 (35:31):
Where are you going next?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Going to Jacksonville in November and then Philadelphia in December?
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Oh god speed on that last?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Good luck on Philly there, man.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
Yeah, trying to hook up with inger Bill and Fats
from Philly.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Well yeah, well Fats will be a good time. Angry
Bill would be a bad time, but Fants would be
a good time.
Speaker 7 (35:50):
Right.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Uh, very nice, arnesso, Uncle Mo, who do you want
to partner up with Uncle.
Speaker 9 (35:55):
Mo strict rotation and place.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
I'm going with you Ben, all right, Ernesto, who do
you want to partner up with?
Speaker 9 (36:01):
Or nest though, I'll go with Eddie.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
All right. That is the matchup. We have a list
of words one to ten. We start out with ten points.
We work our way down nine, eight, seven, six, five,
et cetera, et cetera. Uncle Mal, you were on the
air first, so please pick a number.
Speaker 9 (36:17):
Let's go with one for the amount of Patriot.
Speaker 7 (36:19):
Wins this year.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Number. You got to say it the right way, the
number number thing like you're on Broadway, bring back the races, struck.
Let's yes, let's go. Let's see here. I don't know
if I could use that word. Oh yeah, I think
I can resuscitate. Yeah. Ten nothing good, guys. We got
(36:48):
the lead. Twenty seconds left, right, go ahead, hurry up,
or nest pick a number number five?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Go ahead, Eddie, damp da MP damp M.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
What No, you lost Eddie? You lost it.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
That was a terrible.
Speaker 9 (37:07):
We had to play.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
We did small talk, Eddie, We did small talks. The
word was moist. The word was moist. It was moist.
The game was moist.
Speaker 10 (37:17):
That
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