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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our num Bert too.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We bounce around the NFL an hour til we start
out in Western New York where the Jets lose, they
go down, Down, go the Jets in there gaming against
n AFC East rival Buffalo. Will the Jets be haunted
by Zach Wilson was finally benched after sucking all season,
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Zach Wilson was finally benched by the Jets in the
third quarter. Does this blowout win mean that Josh Allen's
bills are backed?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Bills are back? Baby?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
And what is the temperature in the room for the
Seattle Seahawks who blew a game they were leading ninety
nine percent of against the La Rams. We'll talk about
that and more right now here we go. It's our
number two, the kind of jet you don't want to
fly on. Well come in the begining of another hour
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Buying shoob headline from Buffalo, Western, New York.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
We go in AFC East matchup.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
The Bills favored by about a touchdown about a touchdown
depending on which sportsbook you looked at. If you're in
the gambling Buffalo Bills at home, favor by a touchdown
over the Jets, a team made.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Lost to to begin the year.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Remember the Aaron Rodgers game September eleventh, Snap Crackle pop
goes Rogers and the Jets rolling in to New York
from New Jersey, of because they played in New Jersey.
This one one team in New York that would be
the Buffalo Bills. And if you didn't see this game,
there was not much to see. It was a route
or route depending on how you look at it. The
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Buffalo Bills Josh Allen not one, not two, but three
touchdown passes as the Bills offense finding their inner mojo
as they scored on six of their first eight possessions
in this game, thirty two to six would be the
final as the Jets go down or the crash and
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burn mission for the Jets. The better story, though, is
in the losing locker.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Room and a hum dinger, humdinger of a story.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
That is where the New York Jets coach Robert Sala
finally finally benched Zach Wilson. Hellllelujah, hellllelujah. Finally, finally, Zach Wilson,
betch two seventeen. It's like the date of birth, the
Great Awakening by the Jets to seventeen on the clock
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in the third quarter. The hook get out of here,
y bum, and that's it. He was replaced by Tim Boyle,
who played about as well as a boil on your
ass for the Jets in this game. But the Jets
now opening up a can of worms. Yes, they are
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now quarterback controversy especially, I have no good quarterback.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Is there really a quarterback controversy place?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
So the benching comes on a day where the Jets
actually scored an offensive touchdown, somebody that doesn't normally happen.
They're not good, they're terrible and embarrassment the Jets. In fact,
that ends a drought of twelve quarters straight possessions without
reaching pay dirt for the Jets offense, not getting the
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end zone. But that was it, that was the highlight.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That was all.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Now, Robert Sala after this particular game, when chatting with
the media, Robert Sala non committal, non committal on Russell
Wilson's future as the starting quarterback.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
With the Jets.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Now, this is a change from past comments where you
look at the coach of the Jets and he would
stand there with pom poms and cheering away for the
Jets and no, we love you, you're so Gonta and
scold the media. Well, this time he didn't do that,
but didn't say there would be a change. And so
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the options are with Tim Boyle, who's no good, or
Trevor Simeon, who's on the practice squad.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Those are the two options, and Tim Boyle went in.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
It was twenty nine to six at the time the
decision was made, and so we'll see what happens here.
So let us discuss the question will the Jets be haunted.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
By Zack Wilson.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's the question, and the answer is yes, They've already
been haunted by Zack Wilson. They deserve to be haunted.
The Poulter guys to the Jets franchise and Zach Wilson.
We talked about the Buffalo Bills quarterback mister Allen, who
is a coach killer right because the offensive coordinator his incompetence.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Later the offensive coordinator being fired.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
The Jets are in a position were Robert Salah if
I own the Jets, I would fire Robert South for
continuing to play Zack Wilson. The Jets are not going
to make the playoffs. They could have if they had
put someone else out there that knew what they would do. Now,
I'm not saying Trevor Simons great, but I know Zach
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Wilson can't play. I've seen Trevor Simeons start games and
his team win because they had good defense and special
teams and they won. I've seen that. I've witnessed it
with my own eyes. I haven't seen much of that
with Zach Wilson. So man alive, but they are absolute
gonna be honest. So I've got orange vest, crossword puzzle
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and Bickram yoga and we will combine all of these
things together, and we are going to make hemorrhoids, which
is what Zach Wilson should get while sitting on the bench.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Hemorrhoids number w Yeah, number one.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
All right, So Robert Sala he gets a little gold
star from the media, little gold star from the media
because of this. I give him a different kind of
gold star. I give Robert Salah a gold star for
shrewd dumbness. Okay, that it went on this long, the
game of charades went on this long.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I'm not even a Jets fan. I'm not, obviously not.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
You know, people work here like Jason Smith, who, like
you know, suck the toes of the Jets. I'm not
like that.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I mean, where I worked, there's always Jets fans, but
just as an objective arbitrator of truth justice in the
sports talk radio way.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
It's an absolute embarrassment.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
And Robert Salad and all those guys with the Jets,
we're smarter than everyone.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
These fanboys don't know what they're talking about.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
And the nerds look at the analytics, look at the analytics.
The guy blows. Zach Wilson sucks everyone knows it except
the idiots with the Jets. Finally, here we are week eleven.
Now you finally ben him. I would have benched him
in week three. I said, that's it, you're done, get
out of here, go away. The entire world knows, except
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Robert Salad and the other idiots with the Jets, that
this guy can't play and arrogantly no, no, we're we're
a the smartest people in the room. Yeah, enjoy that
when you're on your next job, when you're you're back
as a coordinator. Let me know how that goes. Maybe
they'll do team at the NFL network. Robert sala it's ridiculous.
Zack Wilson. Now here's what this guy should be doing.
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He should get one of those orange vests, not a
red vest, and orange vest and see if he can
get a job at the Department of Sanitation there in
New York. Of course, you imagine him throwing the trash
into the back of the sanitation truck.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
He'd probably miss.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
They'd be throwing trash all over the streets of New York,
just like he misses wide open receivers. That's Zach Wilson.
But getting one of those orange vests let him have
a field day. And as far as the Jets, if
they had any integrity, they don't they the Jets, But
if they had any integrity, the Jets franchise would go
with the ABZW campaign. What is the ABZW campaign? Anybody
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but Zach Wilson? Anybody?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
You know? He can't play.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
So if you bring somebody else in and they can't play,
that is what's called a lateral move.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
You're not worse right, that's a zero some game.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
So you got a guy that can't play, you bring
another guy in who's a stiff. Okay, sniff for stiff, fine,
but at least he's not the first stiff.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
And there's a chance maybe you get.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Somebody with a pulse. It's possible. I've seen it happen,
all right.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Meanwhile, the second page here, let's go to the Buffalo
side of things. Offensive coordinator Ken Dorsey fired, former offensive coordinator.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
And a lot of a lot of law here.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Joe Brady taking over there as the offensive play caller
for the Buffalo football team.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
And does the blowout win.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Does the blowout win over the Jet signify that the
Buffalo bells are back?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
The bells are back?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
No, Uh, that's I'm shaking my head. No that is
that is bad. That's a bad take. It's bad. That's
a premature take. Do not listen. We have pills for that.
Do not get caught with a premature situation. Okay, that's
a little mutch. Now I did see Bill's monsters back
in Filexus. All these people from Bill's Mafia have returned.
They've crawled out from behind the refrigerator where they were hiding.
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So they're back. Now there's a term for that. It's
called front runner, is what that is. But that's usually
how it goes, like I've got cowboy Dan that only
calls up in the Cowboys, when I got a lot
of guys that are front runners. That happened, and we
don't we know where Andy of the comic book guy is,
he's I haven't heard from him.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I thought he'd be back. I haven't heard from him.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
But the Bills are not out of the wilderness yet.
I look at the Bills and I say, they've still
stuck in a crossword puzzle, and they're missing a few letters.
They're in a crossword puzzle, and then they're trying to
figure some things out here Up next they have Philadelphia
at Philly. It's a holiday weekend. The Eagles are gonna
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lose to the Chiefs on Monday night, so they're gonna
be angry. They'll be pissed off. They lost that game
in Kansas City. So then they're gonna go and play
at home against the Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Good luck on that.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
And after that, Buffalo goes to Kansas City and as
a bye week in between, they have to play at Arrowhead.
As of right now, Buffalo's not a playoff team.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
They're the eighth team.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
They didn't move up a little bit, but they're the
eight team. They're the last team out. That being said,
I will be Benny bright side here. I'm not all
doom and gloom for the Buffalo Bills. I'm gonna throw
a bone to the Bill's mafia. Because if you look
and I have a crystal ball, you should get one
of these things you buy on Amazon. Great investment and
addistant relative of no stre damas and friend of no strutinis.
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But if you look ahead here and I can't be
Benny Bright's side, you look at the teams that are
currently in the player who probably shouldn't be in the
play like Cleveland, no quarterback. They never had a quarterback
all year. Pittsburgh, by god, Kenny Pickett, Holy crap on
a cracker, this guy stinks. And then you've got Houston.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I don't think they're legit.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
So you got three teams right there, and chance of
that at least one or two of those teams will
fall out of the playoffs by in conference. So that
means Buffalo can then move on up to a penthouse
on the Upper East Side and get back in the
playoff mix.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
But they gotta win. That's the problem. They gotta win
these games. They got it.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
You don't.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
You don't say why you're back because you beat the Jets.
Everyone beats the Jets means nothing. All right, Now we
head to La where I was at this game. I
was a witness to the great comeback the Cardiac Rams
get it done. Game decided by idiot kickers, someone named
Lucas Haversik. I have no idea who that is, but
apparently he plays with the Rams now and he kicked
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the game winning twenty two yard field goal with a
minute thirty one to play. It should not have been
the game winning kick because Seattle matriculated the ball down
the field and Jason Myers, who was booting fifty plus
yard field goals the entire day, but at the end
of the game, fifty five yard attempt to win the game.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Hey, mess it, Ay mess it? Can you say choke artist? Yeah?
He blew it.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
So three seconds were left. That was it, and the
Rams win the game seventeen to sixteen. Gino Smith dealing
with a bicep Bruce. He came out of that game
for a stretch. So we got to see Drew Locke.
And I'm not a big Geno Smith fan, but I
watched Drew Locke. I said, no, he can't play. Oh
my god, he sucks. He was terrible. And the Rams
don't have a very good defense. And that's the other
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thing about this Seattle. Not impressed, not impressed. I continue
to say, that's a fraud team, Seattle.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
They are.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
When I've seen them, I have not been left with
like that's like legitimately good team. But now you've got
to get to the Komodo dragon in the room for Seattle.
You've got Pete Carroll, who's unsure he said afterwards, whether
or not Gino Smith will play on the Thanksgiving game
with the forty nine ers. That's the last game on Thanksgiving.
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So question, what is the temperature in the room. What
is the temperature in the.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Room for the Seattle Seahawks at this point.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
So it is like a Bickram yoga class, right, It's
a hot yoga one hundred and five degrees, a lot
of humidity, a lot of sweat going on in Seattle.
The Seahawks are six and four overall, but they are
a Houdini team.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
A lot of smoking mirrors.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
They're a Houdini team, smoking mirrors all in two against
the Rams and two against the Rams, my god and
nail biding wins against a Washington deem that lost twice
to the Giants, had to get a late field goal
to win that game, and a Cleveland team with no quarterback,
not impressed, not impressed. The problem, though, is this Seattle
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is at a fork in the road, at the old
fork in the road, and they're in the middle of
a stretcher. They're gonna about to run the gauntlet. We
talked about the bad schedule for the Bills, but Seattle's
got even worse. Seattle's got in the next few games
forty nine ers Homan Road Cowboys in Dallas. No, I'm
not a big cowboy believer, but they're better than the Seahawks,
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and they the Eagles in the Pacific Northwest. So four
games likely they go one in three in those four
games Seattle.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
And so right now there's six and five? Are there?
Six and four?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
They're the number sixteen, they're seven that make the playoffs.
The last team in the NFC would be the Vikings,
who are six and five after their loss in the
game that was played here on Sunday night against the
Denver Broncos.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Now the good news because again, yeah you got the
good with the bad.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
And I'm not all negative, no, no, no, no, I do positive,
positive reaffirmation anyway. So the NFC, there is a shortage
of quality teams. There's a supply chain shortage of quality teams.
So even though Seattle is not good, they're better than
everyone else and that will that continue. Like the Green
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Bay Packers, the LA Rams, the Atlanta Falcons, the Tampa
Bay Buccaneers. None of those teams are any good. They're
all four and six. Those are the eight, nine, ten,
and eleven seeds in the NFC. So one of those
teams and it could be the Rams and I play
the Cardinals. Cardinals blow. They'll win that game next week,
so they'll be right there. So one of those teams
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has to rise on up.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
We'll keep an eye on.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
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Speaker 2 (17:59):
Mike and Dodger just Is. I don't get why you're
so down on the Texas. This is a quarterback driven
league and CJ. Stroud is putting up video game numbers
for a rookie so far Denver doesn't win in Houston
in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Well, I'm not down on the Texans.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I'm just realistic that this is this is not the
God's gift to football. They lost to the Carolina Panthers.
That's the only win the Carolina Panthers have.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
So I'm not And they lost to Atlanta, They're no good.
I don't I'm just not giddy. I'm not giddy. The
big win is against Cincinnati, and that was a nice win,
that was a good win. Burro played in that game,
and of course there was also a Bengal wide receiver
that dropped the pass in the end zone in that
game that helped them win that game, which is great,
wonderful good luck.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
On their side. But I'm just just not there.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
But yeah, if you look at the schedule and say, well,
they've already beat Jacksonville once they played Jacksonville, the Texans
next Broncos. They got the Jets later on the Tights
although that games in Tennessee have bought both games with
the Titans left, so he'll probably win.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
One lose ones.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
I mean, there's a bunch of winnable games left, but
just not not there. You are you like the store,
it's a good story, and I've said nice things about
the Texans on the TV show.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I've said some good things. I think of terror.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Part of Bill's Mafia says, don't we expect the team
to bounce back after a coach has been fired.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
That's correct.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I will believe the Bills come back if they can
clobber Philly the way they demolish the Jets. Bill's Monster
says he is always here, just too busy at work
to tweet the show Go Bills. We talked the last
hour about this story involving Micah Parsons, who rode the
Vomit Comet twice. He said he took some Sea four
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powder and he thought his heart was gonna pop out
of his chest, which I don't know if that's good
or bad.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Double Ow Mexican.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Though he's an expert, he takes this Sea four powder
apparently all the time.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Hello double all Mexican. No way, no, No, you don't okay.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
I did an event once at del Mar Fair. I'm
sure you've been there.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I have been there.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
They had a beer festival and they have a bunch
of vendors there and they gave me, like, literally a
palette of Sea four energy drinks. So I gave them
away to a bunch of my young guards and literally
everyone I asked, not one of them could finish it.
And they all said the same exact thing. They said
they thought their heart was going to rip out of
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their chest.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Hmm. So the one is that good for the company
is then they must be selling a lot of this stuff.
But some people must love it, right.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
I knew one guy.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
He was about four hundred pounds. He drank one every
day and he said he loved it. That's the only
person I know who could handle those things. They're like nucleator.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Now.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I have a source here that wrote it. I will
not reveal their name here, but they told me that.
They said, if you take it, it makes you sometimes tangling.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Did you get a tingly feeling?
Speaker 7 (21:03):
Yeah, people did say that definitely. People like fund like
they were almost like on drugs pretty much. Maybe they
felt like they were jedu fled.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
But yeah, Jed's an't like that all the time. He
likes the real stuff, though he didn't like that fakes.
Speaker 7 (21:19):
Of Yeah, what do you think about Antonio appears so far?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah, well, listen, I had the Raiders plus the points,
so I was happy that they.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Kept the Dolphins to twenty points. I thought that was
that was big.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Defensively, they O'Connell made some mistakes, especially late in the game.
He was actually playing all right from the first part
of the game, and they started turn the ball over.
But yeah, they don't have a quarterback, so that's part
of the problem. But hey, the Raiders with Josh mcdaiels,
they lose that game. What do you think, forty one
to thirteen or something like that, they lose.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
I think exactly one hundred percent agree everything you just said.
One hundred percent agree. The team's playing hard, but they
just don't got the talent.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Well, they don't have a quarterback. There's some talent though
they were.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
At the quarterback position.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I got our double Mexican. Thank you, man, you're a
C four expert. All right, hang up, Let's go to
Wornesto in the Bay Area. As the forty nine Ers
stomped all over the Buccaneers. Although the Buccaneers had a
couple of drives there, they got into forty nine or
territory and Baker Mayfield did what Baker Mayfield does.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
He screwed up.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Yeah, big big pop rocket. That's done there. At seventy
six touchdown past the Ayuk. Hey, Ben, I wanted to
thank you and your rams for taking down those seat
turkeys and putting the forty nine ers back on top
of the NFC West.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Get it glad to help. Anything you guys need, just
let me know. I'll talk to him all text McVeigh
and let him know. So anything you guys need, Maybe
lose a game in the regular season of the Rams
once in a while, that would help, you know, because
you guys always beating them in the regular season.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
We own you in the playoffs, but in the regular
season not so much.
Speaker 8 (22:55):
But you know, so your Rams are, They're on the
way up. I have a bet for you. If the
forty nine ers beats them in the last game, you
have to wear a forty nine Ers hat for a
day at works. And if who I have to wear
a ramp hat for a day.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
That is a dangerous wager there, Ernesto. Because the forty
nine ers are they going to have things wrapped up?
Are they going to play their guys? They might not
play if it's the last game of the year, they
might play their scrubs exactly.
Speaker 8 (23:22):
This could be a good bet for you. And if
you don't have a hat that I can send you
on if you need one.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
What well, yes, so yeah, yeah, we've known each other
for years. Do I seem like a guy that has
a forty nine er hat. I have every other hat
in the world, but I don't believe I have the
forty nine er hat. That not my my collection.
Speaker 8 (23:40):
Were your signs like eight and a half?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Right?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Just an eight?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Although my head is growing, so maybe it'll get to
eight and a half. I don't have no idea, but
listen and then yes.
Speaker 8 (23:49):
I wanted to share a quick story related to Iowa.
Sam the toilet clogger reminded me of something happened to me.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, what's it? For those who don't know the story
I was.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Sam revealed occasionally he'll be at like someone else's house
and he'll do the poop, which is the first mistake
we all, I think we all learn, at least I learned,
don't poop at other people's homes.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Don't do it. But he did.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
I've never done it in my life. Someone else's home, Yeah,
I'm not. I mean family, sure, someone else.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I agree. I don't do it either.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
I hold the pool, like when I go to the
Christmas party at the Malor house, don't poop. I will
not be.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Pooping into your house. There's some people that are very
rude to do that.
Speaker 6 (24:31):
They do pooping I mean, I guess, if you have to,
you have to.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
But I'd rather go outside like a dog, and I
would rather do it like.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
A squatty squatty position.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
But yes, or so I was, SAYM stuffed up the
toilet and he used his hand to unclog it.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Shot does he punch it down or does he pull
the toilet paper on?
Speaker 4 (24:52):
I wonder.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
I believe he's pulling it out.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
I think he's a puller.
Speaker 9 (24:56):
I think he's a puller, not a push So this
is I'm in high school and I'm at a house
party at somebody's house and enjoying some libations, and then
suddenly I get this urge like, oh, I gotta go.
Speaker 8 (25:09):
Right, So I find the bathroom going there, and inside
the toilet somebody has thrown the whole roll of toilet
paper in there, so it's all soaked. I'm like, oh
my god, but I get that, you know those pains,
and you got to go. It's imminent, right, So I
do my I do my business, and then I'm looking around,
like searching inside the bathroom cabinet, and I find the
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only thing I can find is a tough fool of
Q tips. So I had to use I had to
use fis pools of putips to white my butt.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Oh man, I had to be the.
Speaker 8 (25:40):
Person who had to clean that up.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
But yeah, that's now, what did you What did you
do with the toothcakes when you were done?
Speaker 8 (25:50):
I left them. I left them in the toilet, of course.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Or nest though, this is someone's house.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah, you know how.
Speaker 8 (26:03):
A bunch of kids and everybody's you know, paculated.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Wow, that's terrible, man, and mihke what they didn't have
any like tissues, towels, a towel you can at least
wash it, you know.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
Yeah, that would have felt worse if I soiled somebody's towel,
would I bet you.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Who ever cleaned that up wishes you had done that, though,
I bet I bet you. All right, Well, thanks for
sharing with the classroom, esther there one thing every man
loves is a good poop story.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
So thank you?
Speaker 7 (26:31):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
All right, hang up on yourself. Yeah, I can't get
enough of that.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
All right, this is not a poop story. But missus
Garcia dropped her phone in her sister's toilet, and not
only did the phone get ruined, they had to destroy
the toilet because it was so I don't know how
it got so stuck in there. They couldn't get it
out without actually breaking the toilet.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Oh man, so you had at least it was family
though you had to buy a toilet.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
Yeah, they have to kind of forgive you. I guess
we're having Thanksgiving at their house, so I guess there
are their forgiveness forgiving her.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, you can't, I mean, you get it. That actually
happens a lot that people drop their phones in the toilet.
I don't know how often he gets all. I mean,
he really has to get up there to get I mean,
didn't reach didn't she reached down to pull it out.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
Apparently she couldn't get it out. Genie and I was
saying to come over and help her.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Giants beat the Commanders thirty one nineteen on the road.
Tommy DeVito was sacked nine times, but he had three
touchdown passes and no interceptions with the Giants, and Washington
helped out with six turnovers. Sam how three interceptions, including a.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Picture did Vitao defeeda looked like he should be working
at a movie theater up until this game, and he
actually looked I watched this game. I was monitoring for
financial reasons, but he actually looked pretty good.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
He did for me, he was thinking of it. He
was completing.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Passes for I think he had several passes for over
twenty yards. Of course, a lot of it's incompetence by
the Washington Commander's defense. And I am going to fire
Ron Rivera later on tonight. I will fire Roun in
the overnight.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Quite a bolt state.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
We'd like to learn all your feels. I will fire
Ron Rivera. He doesn't this, he does not know about that, Eddie,
but he's got he's about to be fired.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Goodness. The Rams rally ten points in the fourth quarter
get a seventeen sixteen win over v Seahawks.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Great, great win by the Rams, just to or these
sea chickens, as that caller called them.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
Heard that.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You've never heard that before, sea chickens.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
I haven't heard that. That's old school though. That's like
back in the old days. That's back when they were
in the familiar with the sea chickens.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Coop.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah for that one, right, Yeah, come on, do you
know who works in the building here. Still, you know
you're learning his name so recently. I did this today.
Speaker 6 (28:54):
I knew her name already, but I mean, yeah we uh.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Hey, can you go out and see if your card
keys going to work on the other door?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Seriously, I wonder if it's.
Speaker 10 (29:04):
It's it's broken, it has been since last Friday.
Speaker 11 (29:09):
Who broke it? Rich it's supposed to be fixed today?
If someone were to break it, who would you put
your money on?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Hmm, let's see here. People to break the entrance.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
Is an obvious answer. I think. Oh, I gotta say
it's wrong button bo, wrong button bob.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, I mean he's a violent, violent person. Yeah, breaks things, Yeah,
he does break things.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I didn't realize it was broken. I thought I thought
I said something wrong or something last week and they
were trying to send me a message.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Did you did you legitimately get like a like a
cold feeling run down your spine when you well?
Speaker 5 (29:53):
I was.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
I was slightly concerned, but I was able to get
in the garage.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
So I figured if they were going to ban me,
they would have banned the parking because that cost him
a lot lot of money to pay for my parking.
So I figured they would have gotten rid of that first,
because that costs a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I don't think key to get in here cost that much.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Let's go to the phones and we'll say hello to
Mason the Millennial.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
About those Brontos. What a thriller we have for that
Sunday night game off, Ben.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I was happy. Listen they cover the vikings plus two
and a half.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I was happy. I don't care. I don't care who
wins as long as I I win my bet.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
I did a classic Ben Mallard maneuver the fan insurance throughout.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Oh so you took the vikings and you did okay.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Then well I did the money line.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
But why would you do the money line?
Speaker 10 (30:45):
Man?
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Come on, yeah, I know, I know, But I look
at those little point spreads. I'm like, you know, if
they're going to win the game, that will win the game.
You know, like whoever covers a point and a half.
But you know, Vegas construe things to make it all.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
That's normal, that's normally true.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
But you know, a game, if the points spread is
a small points spread, that usually means the games they're
almost never completely wrong. It's gonna be a close game.
If you get a couple of points. All you need
is a missed extra point to screw up everything and
then you get you get those weird finals anyway, But
so you're giddy, you're excited, you're all horny for the Broncos, now,
is that correct, Macie?
Speaker 7 (31:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
And I mean longest winning streak in the NFL. You
mentioned that ain't.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
A bunch of winnable games coming up for the Broncos too, Right.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Dorian Thompson, Robinson or whatever the hell his name was,
is crying on the.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Side pride of UCLA right there, dotty little Bruins who'd
smoked USC this weekend. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
No, I mean, I'm not getting too crazy, but I
mean this four wins streak was definitely, you know, out
of nowhere. I didn't really see that coming, starting with
the Kansas Bullets, start with the Bears, and then the Chiefs,
and that's when I.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Was like, we might have a Packers to start with
the Packers. That was the one that started. Oh right,
right right?
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Thank Jordan Love for that interception on the game winning
drive for the Packers.
Speaker 8 (32:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Yeah, Well it's looking good for us. I don't know
how good it is, but you know it's gonna be
all right, Well.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
It's better than when you give up seventy points to
the Dolphins.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
It's better than that. At least you got a shot
and you gotta you got a chance.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
There's some teams you look at the standings and never
at the end of the season on a yearly basis,
teams that just they completely disappear. And we're heading towards
the home stretch now that we're getting into week twelve
after the Monday night game, and I'm looking at that
AFC board. I said this earlier. Cleveland doesn't have a quarterback.
I don't believe in Houston as that they're guaranteed to
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win all these games. At Pittsburgh, Kenny Pickett's terrible. So
there's three teams right there that could all fall out,
and that would open things up for Buffalo and for
possibly Denver.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Yea the playoff picture, and yeah, those those teams all
in the wildcard definitely look like they could be knocked
out really easy. But the Houston Texans, like I totally
know what to mean, like like the second like you
or I bet on them, that's when they all go
to put well, I had a bad.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
I had a bad I had a bad beat I
lost by a half point. I had the Cardinals plus
four and a half and they ended up losing by five.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
That one hurt, yeah, because they went for they went
for two. They went for two. That little alligator arms
Murray guy went for two and he didn't make it.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
So I got him at about six, So I was happy.
I kind of followed your lead on that because you
went against your better judgment, you know, I did.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
I did, but I lost by half a point. I
should have won that. Al alright, I got I gotta go, Mason,
but thank you man. You're the man. Mason the Milleney
checking in from the bay. It is the Ben Malors Show.
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Dot com, and pigs are Gonna Fly. Jerry Jones announced
that Jimmy Johnson is going to be inducted into the
Ring of Honor versus the Lions upcoming game. Finally after
all these years, and Jerry's gonna You need a lot
of whiskey and a lot of bourbon to make it
through that night. He does not like Jimmy Johnson, so
(34:21):
it's gonna be bad. Everyone's gonna be kssing Jimmy Johnson's
ass and it's going to absolutely destroy Jerry Jones. So
hopefully he'll make it through that night. But Jimmy Johnson
going into that cowboy ring of honor, so pigs are
flying upside down. Here's the Insta trivia. There have been
one hundred and seventeen times in the past twenty seasons
that a player has had two hundred and more carries
the first eleven games of a year. The Raiders Josh Jacobs,
(34:43):
at three point three to one yards per carry, is
the third worst in terms of production, behind Todd, Gurley
and Blank. That's the Insterta tribute. The answer next.
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Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yeah, don't forget the podcast Fifth Hour podcast three new episodes.
You can listen to those later today when you're done
and listening to this podcast. And God bless you for
that anyway. Here is the install trivia and there have
been one hundred and seventeen at different times in the
past twenty seasons. A player had two hundred and more
carries first eleven games of an NFL season Josh Jacobs
(35:52):
or the Raiders this year, averaging.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Three point three to one yards per carry.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
That is the third lowest in that time, behind Todd
Gurley and Blank. That is the question. What is the answer,
And let's see does anyone know the answer? Jerry Turner
guess by Ferg Dog again with that answer, change it up,
Change it up for Dog Wally and Florida going William
Refrigerator Perry Brett Butler, the Braves from mister nice Guy,
(36:17):
Merril Hodge from Sean and Portland. Priest Holmes guest by
Fudgie in Boston, alf the Alien of Piners going with
Brad Williams. Great guest there.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Who else?
Speaker 11 (36:26):
Do we have?
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Some white guy from Trucker Joe Salvadar Dolly from Mark
and Santa Monica, Lawyer Malloy from the Bills, Monster Thunderlips
guessed by Shane and the Moin Eddie, Do you have
an answer?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Eddie?
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Yes I do. It's a former Philadelphia Eagle, Ryan Motes.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Ryan Motes, great answer for this incorrect not Christian Okkoye
the Nigerian Nightmare from Johnny Ray The correct answer Edgering
James with the Arizona Cardinals. What a disaster. That was
a great player for the Colts. He went to the Cardinals.
Not so much.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
It's malling.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
How about that to the third degree?
Speaker 3 (37:03):
This is one big Ben gets grail right.
Speaker 10 (37:06):
The Kuba Loop reports over the weekend said that the
Dodgers have had preliminary talks with the White Sox on
a potential trade for Dylan Cees.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Seats won the Cy Young Award in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 10 (37:17):
But it was pretty bad last season, with a seven
to nine record and a four point five eight ERA, Ben,
do you want the Dodgers to pursue Cease or do
you think the twenty twenty three season was more just
a down year.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Now?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
I don't care whether they get him or not. It's
a futile pursuit. They don't know how to use starting
pitchers the Dodgers. They don't go third time through the lineup.
They take him out after ninety pitches, So what's the point?
And plus Dylan Cees, He's only pitched in a couple
of playoff games, and I believe he got lit up
in one of them. So I don't know if this
guy has the marbles the moxie to handle a playoff baseball.
(37:48):
The Dodgers are gonna be in the playoffs every year.
It's how they do in the playoffs the matter.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Next.
Speaker 10 (37:52):
Jay Glazer reported on Sunday that Frank Reich is the
NFL head coach closest to getting fired.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Ben, do you agree? Now, I'm gonna fire Ron Rivera.
I'd like to learn everyone later this night. I'll be
firing Ron Rivera for losing to Tommy DeVito and the Giants.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
He'll be fired. You look around the NFL.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Mike Rabeles on thin Ice in Tennessee, Bill Belichick, Frank
Reich is certainly.
Speaker 6 (38:16):
She has done with Brandon Staley and she's.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Oh good, talk more about that.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
So yeah, there's like there's gonna be a slaughter house
of coaches that are gonna lose your job.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
But Frank Rich's on the list. I don't have the
top of it. Next.
Speaker 10 (38:28):
Last week, I asked you who your favorite for the
number one overall pick is. You said the Bear since
they owned the Panthers first round pick and the tradition
still looks good after the Panthers the Panthers lost.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Report says the Bears.
Speaker 10 (38:37):
Would have to be blown away by a quarterback prospect
in order to move on from Fields.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
But do you think the Bears would take Caleb Williams.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, that's of course they're gonna say that. Oh no,
we believe in and justin fields and all that. But
kayleb Willis is the top raighted guys, got all the measurables.
I would run to the hill. I would stay away
from Caleb Williams. I think the guy's softy mixed soft,
but it's all about measurables.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
He's got all the stats and he'll be draft the
number one. How do we die?
Speaker 2 (39:03):
That is?
Speaker 1 (39:03):
I win?
Speaker 7 (39:04):
I won.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
That's sweeter