September 18, 2024 • 38 mins
Ben Maller discusses if the Chiefs should be concerned about Travis Kelce, why the Chiefs/Bengals game set TV ratings record going back to 1990s, Too Much or Not Enough, #QueenOfHearts w/ LaReina, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our numb berth three as we
live life in the fast Lane. The ratings for this
podcast going to go up as we talk about Taylor
Swift's boyfriend. That's right, attention Swifties. Should the Chiefs be
concerned about the play of Travis Kelcey over the first
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couple weeks of the season It is not going well. Also,
why did the Chiefs and the Bengals game set television
ratings for CBS that go all the way back to
the nineteen nineties and so many people were watching? And
why is coach Dennis Allen attempting to downplay the Saints
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two and zero start? We'll go there as well. All
of it's coming your way right now. No hurt feelings,
It's our number three? Is it a swift fall from Grace? Well?
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the home of the Ben Maler chicken fingers. That's right,
I have a food item named after me. I'm not
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making that up. Is there a possibility a possibility that
the fact the Chiefs have been on a Juggernaut type
run is related to the fact that Andy Reid can
consume massive amounts of chicken fingers named after me. I
say these things are likely related. Now, following nail biting
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wins over the Ravens and the Bengals at Arrowhead Stadium,
the Chiefs find themselves currently residing in the Penthouse. They
are one of a number of two and Oero teams
to begin the year. Now that said, not all is
right in the heartland the City of Fountains, Kansas City.
So you might know where I'm going with this, but
maybe not. You've got Travis Kelcey, the super duper Tight,
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and I don't if you've heard about this guy. He
doesn't get a lot of exposure. He's not out there
that much. But Kelsey, while the Chiefs are too and zero,
has been a non factor. He has been slightly more
valuable than Bill, who called the show last hour from
Koreatown in La So Kelsey has been pretty much a
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non factor in the Chiefs passing offense. He has all
but four catches for a rather bland thirty nine yards
over the first couple of weeks. He has not made
any real impact plays. So let us discuss the question
should the Chiefs be concerned about Travis Kelcey. I've got
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the candlestick maker, the secret recipe, and Amazon and we
will provide all of these things. Will put them in
a basket, put them all together and be prim and
prop or as we steam roll through the hour. So
first of all. To answer the question, should the Chiefs
be concerned about Travis Kelcey, I'm nodding my head. Yes,
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not super fast, but medium speed. Medium speed had not
Travis Kelcey has been one of the enduring pillars of
the Chiefs current dynasty as they go where no team
has gone before. Trying to win three Super Bowls in
a row has not happened, and he had shown signs.
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I'm not going completely nuts. So because Kelsey last year
showed signs of slowing down. He is at the age
where typically unless you use a lot of performance and
dancing drugs, your production goes down. In the playoffs, playoffs,
he flipped the switch. He found the magic sauce. Now
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we're twelve percent into the NFL season. There are still
fifteen games to be played. But up until this point
we can only go by what we have seen. We
do the show today, we do the show at night
here on this night, here, on this Wednesday, in the
middle of the night, on the eighteenth day of September.
And Travis Kelcey has been a decoy. Now he's been
a decoy. He's only been targeted seven times, seven times.
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The first couple of games of the regular season. So
I asked the question to the esteemed panel, could this
be a man that shot liberty valence? Situation that because
of who Travis Kelcey is stoopid? Who's sleeping with that?
This is a when the legend becomes the fact print.
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The legend in the legend is that Travis Kelcey is
still great now he had been great? Is he still
great today? He hasn't been great the first couple of weeks.
Is it true that Travis Kelcey is getting a mulligan
because of because of the clickblait, the clickbait that he provides,
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the celebrity status. I'm going thumbs up on that. If
kelsey was in a different location, a different media market,
the questions would be asked and they would be legitimate questions.
And I get that Kansas City's two and oh by
a toe. I get that by a toe and a flag,
the two and oh. But it makes you wonder if
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the over indulgence combined with the aging process are affecting
Travis kelce It's the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick
maker burning the candle at both ends. Those private flights
to Europe and God knows where else to see Taylor Swift,
Shaker Tushy on stage and perform around the globe. The
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one hundred million dollars podcast deal because you happen to
be dating Taylor Swift, the game show, hosting gig, the commercials,
the movie roles, all of it. It's all inclusive. Just
being in the same room with Taylor Swift. They throw
opportunities at you. Now, Travis Kelsey, he has not been
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overexposed at all, unless he has, but he well, he
certainly has been overexposed off the field. On the field,
he's been under exposed so far this season. So it's
one of those things you file away and you say,
it's only been a couple of games. However, we do
the show right now, and right now it's not going well.
You see where this goes. Now, something that is going well.
Page two to television Land we go where Sibbys announced
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this week that the latest installment of the trilogy between
Mahomes and Joe Burrow in the Key Demographic. The Key Demographic,
drew an average of a gazillion viewers now overall had
a twenty seven point eight million twenty seven point eight
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million viewers, making it the most watched September game on
SOBBIS since nineteen ninety eight, holy Tony Romo Batman. So
the question is why this happened. Why did a random
early season Chiefs Bengals game set television ratings that go
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back to an age before social media in the late
nineteen nineties. And the reason, I think you can figure
this out. You don't need some blow hard or gas
bag like me to tell you. Butt it. For those
of you a little slow like Bill in Koreatown who
might still be listening in La Secret Recipe right kc
and the Sunshine Band with Cincinnati, they reached what is
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known as the bliss point. Back when we used to
do cooking with Roberto, we brought this up, the bliss point,
which makes things irresistible. Or go every restaurant, every chain,
every mom and pop restaurant, any place that serves food
to the great unwashed like you and I. They all
you science. Now, they haven't gone full nerdo like baseball,
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football and basketball and hockey. But what they do is
they look for this thing called the bliss point, which
is the ratio of sugar, salt and fat, which makes
something addictive. You gotta have.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
More and more and more and more, more and more
and more and.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
More, more and more and more, almost like eating a
bag of chips and they put that little powder on
the chips and you got to keep eating the thing,
eat the whole bag. But for the NFL and for CBS,
you had the sugar, Taylor Swift. Oh, let's get Taylor
in the in the in the booth there, you know,
shaking when the Chiefs do something good. Travis Kelcey, of course,
who did nothing, but was there the it couple of
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twenty twenty four until they break up. You had the fat,
which is the new goat of football, Patty Mahomes and
we want fat, Andy Reid. And you had the salt.
You had Jamar Chase saying the Bengals of the team
to beat. You had Joe Burrow and his funny hair.
You had all that. You put it all together, you
shake it all and you got a winner. You got
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a winner, and you do the hokey poke all right,
final fuck to New Orleans we go. Now, after an
early season rampage against the Cowboys and Panthers, we asked
the question to try to explain what happened with Dennis Allen,
who attempted to downplay, downplay the Saints tu and oh
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start all right, so he said, essentially, all we've done
is guaranteed that at worst will be two and fifteen.
So why did he attempt to downplay this. The answer
is he's following the handbook. Dennis has been one of
the worst coaches in the NFL. He went on Amazon,
he picked up a copy of a Complete Idiot's Guide
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to Coaching in the NFL, and he's using that line
by line. He's normally coaching bottom feeders. That's typically what happens.
So this is uncharted Territoid's still early in the season,
but two weeks and the Saints have been a dominant force.
So he's going and using the bullet points. Dennis Allen.
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I can't blame it right now. We don't yet take
the Saints seriously because we know they have a fatal
flaw in their construction, and that flaws at the quarterback position.
But for the moment, as in poker, if you're a
poker player, there's a term they use that on a
heater right where you know the cards break your way
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and all that, so things will even out. There is
a thing known as the regression to the mean that
will happen. It is inevitable, but it hasn't happened yet,
and the Saints have another fortuitous matchup. As I've started
handicapping these games the last couple of days, getting ready
for the TV show this weekend and looking at it
all the games so I can tell you what should
happen and then look like a jackass when it doesn't
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happen that way. But you crunch the numbers and this
does appear to be another positive matchup for New Orleans.
The question is how they respond. I haven't made my
final analysis, will wait for the TV show for that,
but looking at the matchup, you do look for a
letdown spot because the Saints became a national story. You
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beat the Cowboys, everyone says out great you are, you
look better, the food tastes better, everything's wonderful. And then
you're going to come back and play another game against
an Eagle team that absolutely gagged. Right. They gagged the
big one on Monday night, allowing Kirk Cousins in three
plays to matriculate the ball down the field. Absolute embarrassing.
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You talk about spitting in the wind, that is what
the Eagles defense did. In that game, and now they've
got a Saints team that has been hitting the high note.
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for the malor really love today and here is the
Malorriddle of the day. Clemson coach Dabo Sweeney told reporters
recently how he finally figured out how to install blank
on his phone. Clempson football coach Dabo Sweeney told reporters
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he's very excited about this, how he finally figured out
how to install blank on his phone. It made his
entire day. But what is it. We'll get to that
and we will do it next.
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I don't know how I could do with a whole
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From the tyrack dot Com Fox Sports Radio Studios. It's
Ben Mallar.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Some serious singing going on by Lorae. She's demanding every
future Malar meet and greet. We have karaoke like we
did in Vegas. We gotta have the karaoke. Heck, yeah,
and the Malard Militia do very well with the karaoke
because there's a lot of alcohol being consumed, and so yeah,
there's a lot going on with that. Tim nowt for
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a fan and favorite by request. I didn't do this
for a long time and then we did it one night.
And the p Ones, the guys that are Brigadier generals,
and the Malad Militia, people like Art Puffin and you
look at alf the Alien Opineer and all the rest,
Justin and Cincinnati. They all demanded they all demand it.
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So here it is Mallard Riddle of day. Clemson coach
Dabbo Sweeney told reporters how he finally figured out how
to install blank. He was very excited about this on
his phone. On his phone, that is the Mallord Riddle
of the day. And what is the answer? And yeah,
by the way, the Casey car Haller says the top
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of the hour monologue, he says the Travis Kelcey portion
of the monologue was enough to get an A plus
a plus from a man boots on the ground in
Kansas City. He says it's fair and accurate. He is
concerned Casey Carhauller with the play Travis Kelsey. Who do
we have here? Let's see slim tim says Deebo Sam
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deebau U Dabo Sweeney. Dabo Sweeney was excited by putting
Tinder on his phone. A cat calendar guest by Pizza
in your Pace, Johnny Q and several other smarty cats
went with porn. Robin Minnesota said the peacock apps so
we could watch Benny versus the penny we wish. Cowboy
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Drew says he installed grinder on his film. I think
that's you, Cowboy Drew. Who else do we have? Page down? Uh?
Coaching for dummies app from Fudgie in Boston. Mike Mike
the Leprechaun from Boston says he installed Rabbit ears the
Antenna on his phone thanks to Snoopy snapface guest by
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JT the Wingman, chat Roulette from King Rory feet Finder
on his phone just by Aunt. Let's see page down
nil for dummies guess by Eke. That would be pretty
good Matthew Warrior Raider fan says. Dabo Sweeney told reporters
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he finally figured out how to install naked photos on
his phone. Yeah, that's the answer. I forty in, says
Dabo figured out how to install a new photo of
Ben Maller on the Serious XM app on his phone. Yeah,
that photo is probably fifteen years old at this point.
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I think that's the last time we had a photo
shoot here at the company. And I'm fine with.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
That practically vintage.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Uh yeah, I'm okay. And every time they've taken a photo.
The only time I've taken a good photo is with
NBC when they had a photo shoot for the TV show.
But every time I've taken photos for the radio show,
I fatten up like a turkey before Thanksgiving, Lorena, I
get tremendously fat.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Well, you know what happens, They say the camera adds
like seventeen seventy pounds, depending seven hundred pounds.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Well, that's why they haven't had another photo shoot because
you've kept it off.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
So that's right, they're just waiting. When do you want
to fat and Maller up? All right? Alfa went with
dairy Queen. The dairy Queen app is his answer. Yeah,
you had some dairy queen right.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Two days in a row. Now I'm gonna get that
seven hundred pounds.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah, you're gonna be the new Lizzo shut Yeah, thank
you a lot of Benny versus the petty art puffing.
What with that Pokemon go? That would be relevant here
today Late Night Drug Tester head Coaching for Dummies by
Milkman Mike a lout of those answers. All right, Eddie,
do you have an answer? Clemson coach Dabo Sweeney told
reporters how he finally figured out how to install blank
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on his phone. He's very excited about this.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
The Shazam app.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
The Chazam app. Is it the Shazam app?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Correct, finally figured out how to install YouTube TV on
his phone. Yeah, it's like, it's like amazing. You go
to the app store and you click on it, and
then if you pay for it, it'll pop up on
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your phone and you click it. It's amazing the technology.
It is shocking the things that we have the ability
to use today. Now, Justin in Cincinnati says he did
not demand the malor Riddle of the day. Well, that's
because actually I met Berg Dauger. Was it Viva los
Vicki or JT the Wingman? One of those guys demanded it.
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Let's go to the phones. Let's say hello to Ed
in Arlington. Hello Ed, he's back baseball. Ed in Arlington, welcome,
as the Texas Rangers will not defend their World Series
title this year, Hello Ed in Arlington.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
Well, you mean you're losing faith that the Disastros will
lose their last ten games of the year and the
Rangers will win all theirs.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Well, I would like them to lose all their final
ten games and Altuve should be suspended for the rest
of the year for public nudity. But Rob Manford, Rob
Manford runs interference. As you know, Ed only one year.
Speaker 8 (21:18):
I was with you earlier on the monologue. I thought
we'd just give him, ban him for life.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Well, he's banned from the Hall of Fame because he's
a cheater. So he doesn't get in the Hall of
Fame if you're not going to put Bonds in there
and Clemmens and those guys because they cheated. What Altuve
did was just as bad, and actually worse, because what
Altuve did was he took the integrity of the game
and blew it out of the water. And there's already
steroid guys in the Hall of Fame anyway, so that's ridiculous.
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But you didn't call about that, or did you call
about that? Maybe you did call about Altuve. Maybe I'm wrong,
my instincts are wrong. You did want to bash Altuve?
Speaker 8 (21:53):
Well, I just wanted to lend my support to your campaign.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
There, thank you those rose that missed it now ed you.
You saw what I saw. So the podres played the
A one one thousand and two one thousand holes in
San Diego, and Jose Altuba was so convinced that the
ball hit his foot that he chose public nudity. He
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became a strip tease dancer and took off not only
not only his shoe, which would have been bad enough,
he then took the sock off and what his his
lower foot was buck naked for all the children. They
had to see a grown man's foot. It's disgusting, is
what it is.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
Yeah, I thought it was pretty ridiculous too.
Speaker 9 (22:43):
Going fowl too, bag, that foul too, bag.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Hey, I'm checking for the buzzer. Remember man remember ed
the whole bull crap that baseball was leaking when they
investigated Altub for the buzzer and the ALCS that year
in twenty seventeen, and the talking points memo that all
the idiots, all the you know, the big big media
people in baseball use Well, he was bashful, he had
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a tattoo, he was embarrassed, he didn't want to take
his shirt off. Bull crap. The guy couldn't wait to
get naked, and his foot was naked, fuck naked. I
don't want to see a grown man's foot like that.
Who wants to see another man's foot?
Speaker 10 (23:25):
I have a satin knight Gohn on.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Spicing.
Speaker 9 (23:29):
I'm with you in moral, it's in moral, and even
though they were little feet, I'm still offended.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I am still and and you are too. I can
tell by the tony your boy said that you did
not want to see a thirty four year old man's
naked foot when you're watching a ball game.
Speaker 8 (23:46):
Well, especially after he claimed he was too modest to
show his bare.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Chest exactly exactly. Yeah, yeah, well that was that was
the That was the ALCS, That was the a he hit.
The home run was against El Duque. I think was
it against still Duke? I think it was against still Duki.
The all run yeah anyway, all.
Speaker 8 (24:08):
Right, yes, yeah I could. I could smell his stinky
foot all the way back here in Texas. I think
Manfred or whoever's in charge of baseball now ought to
ban him for the rest of the season starting tomorrow.
That way, the Rangers still have a chance.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
It's a great idea. I think that's a wonderful idea.
All Right, I gotta go, but thank you. It's great
to hear call anytime playoffs are coming up at that's
your time, that's your wheelhouse. Ed, you're one of my
baseball guys, the smartest man. Playoffs are right around, right
around the bed.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
A little note from Hockey to share from our friend Tim.
Now in the NHL, you know they are not They
don't have the big TV deal like some of the
other sports, and they're looking for ways to, you know,
get more revenue. So they've they've been a little bit
ahead of the cur and having ads on the jerseys.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I saw now this was actually I was going to
use this as the Malard Riddle of the day, but
I thought the Dabbo Sweeney thing would have been better.
But this is this is my favorite product place theme.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
So the Toronto maple leafs legendary franchise Original six. For
the last couple of seasons, the ad on their jersey
has been milk, or as Ben likes to call it, milk.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
That's still the ad on the jersey it is. And
what goes good with milk? Addie?
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Well yeah, in that thinking along those lines, their sponsor
on their helmet is going to be for this season
Oreo Cookies, So they have their their uniforms are sponsored
by Oreos and milk.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, which is appropriate because they put the O and
Oreo when they are in the playoffs. But I'm bump
lame jokes are on Friday, Eddie. But the Toronto maple
leafs and not one in the modern world. When's the
last time the mayple lice won? Right? There was no newspapers?
Were the big horse racing fifties?
Speaker 6 (26:07):
I want to say in the fifties?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Oh, that's my.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Job to see that. Oh card on? Now, does any
team have poutine on the helmet? That's what we need
poutin Any team that has Poutine on the jersey, I
will buy the jersey or the helmet. How about that?
How make a deal with you, Poutine sponsor. I'm team Poutine.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
I am our last Stanley Cup for the Toronto Police
nineteen sixty six sixty seven, So not fifteen sixteen six.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Vince Lombardi was still coaching, right, my god, not in hockey, though.
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Go, Ben Mallard game.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
We've endured too many of these? Is it too much
or not enough enough? Already? Let's say hello to Frank
in Vegas? Hello Frank, Welcome, Hello Big Ben. What's going on? Frank?
What are you doing tonight? Driving around? It sounds like
driving around?
Speaker 10 (27:36):
Play a little mini golf the Tiger Woods, Pop Stroke
which is on the south end of the strip with
a couple of my pals.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
All right, very nice, And how I've not been to that?
Speaker 10 (27:46):
How is that it's probably the best league golf we've
ever played it. It's very cool.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
You can check it out, all right, next time them
in Vegas. I'll have to check it out. Now that
the weather's it's not gonna be one hundred and fifty
degrees every day. Check it out. What's the coolest? What's
the coolest? Give me one example of something cool about
the Tiger Woods miniature golf, Like, what is it they
have like a miniature Augusta like a Master's type hole
(28:13):
or something like that, or what's it like?
Speaker 10 (28:14):
Oh, they're not replica holes, but they have what looks
to be sand, but it's white carpet and you can
blow through it. And it's a very cool experience.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
All right, Well, very cool. Well, good luck, Frank. We're
gonna play too much not enough. All you have to
do is answer either too much or not enough and
get three right. You'll win the game. Question number one
for Frank. Just off the high of miniature golf, Aaron
Judge has twenty more runs battered into the next closest
player in the big leagues. Is that too much or
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not enough? I'm going not enough, Frank says, not enough?
Is Frank correct? You are right, Frank? Like a windmill
on a minister golf course. Yeah, yes, not enough. He
has twenty six more runs bettered in than show. Hey, Otani,
Oh but a Tony did hit a home run with
Marlin's Man in the crowd last night. Forty eight home
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runs and Marlin's Man Friend of the show. So two
home runs away from fifty four, Otani, He's still not
at fifty stolen basis Question number two, You Darvish has
recorded multiple strikeouts in two hundred and fifty games. Is
that too much or not enough for the Padres starting pitcher?
Speaker 10 (29:30):
I'm going back to back.
Speaker 8 (29:32):
Not enough?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
All right, Frank's feeling confident. Let's find out is he's right?
That is correct? Right? Again? Not enough? He's done it now,
two hundred and eighty games, consecutive games. He's pitched in
every game in his career, longest streak by any player
at this point in their career. How many strikeouts did
he have when the cheating ah Stros We're going against
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the Dodgers in the world series. Ill have to go
back and check that question number three. You're doing great.
You got the first two right question free for Frank
in Vegas. Over the last five seasons, the Ravens have
twelve losses with a seven plus point lead in the
fourth quarter. Is that too much or not enough? Frank?
To win the game?
Speaker 10 (30:15):
All right? I want to give you a hot take.
Guardians win the World Series and I'm going too much.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
It is a hot take, shocking take? Is he correct?
That is right? You got three in a row? Too much.
The Ravens have ten such losses, the most in the NFL.
In fact, John Harbaugh has the most losses most blown
double get the league in the fourth quarter in the NFL. Yeah,
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you do, and we're gonna keep going. You've already got one, Frank.
You want to keep going here, there's two more questions?
Or you want to just end the game now?
Speaker 10 (30:52):
No, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Okay. There were nine quarterbacks where the passer rating over
one hundred in Week two? Is that too much or
not enough?
Speaker 8 (31:04):
That's not enough?
Speaker 10 (31:05):
Baker Mayfield is one of them.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Let's find out. Yeah, sounds like your heart's in vague, Well,
your body's in vagas. Your Heart's in Cleveland. Is that correct?
Speaker 10 (31:16):
Is that corrector?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I understand? All right? Not enough? There were eleven quarterbacks.
There are eleven quarterbacks with a passer rating over one hundred,
led by alligator arms. Murray, there you go, all right?
Question number five? There are five active players in the
NBA with a thousand plus steals and one thousand plus blocks?
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Is that too much or not enough to run the table?
Speaker 10 (31:43):
Fine? Okay, I'm going to go with.
Speaker 8 (31:48):
Too much.
Speaker 9 (31:50):
Let's find out minute sure golf, Frank. Did he run
the board?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
He ran tag it?
Speaker 9 (31:57):
Oh my god, what a moment, What a moment.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
We'll all remember this moment. Frank. It's all because of.
Speaker 9 (32:06):
The miniature golf with Tiger Woods Cleveland. Unbelievable, a championship parade.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Frank has done it. Five?
Speaker 9 (32:17):
Question was five correct? Answers? Cleveland insanity? Absolute insanity. All right, Frank,
good job. Will name the game after you next week.
Now do you want it?
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Do you want it to be called the Frank in
Vegas Game or the Frank from Cleveland Game? Which game?
What do you want to? Whatever you want? Frank?
Speaker 10 (32:37):
The North Coast of America, Frank from Cleveland game.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Okay, write that down, Cooper. I'll also, that's a terrible name,
but you're not a marketing guy, clearly. I thank you, Frank,
good job by you. The Queen of Hearts. Lorena, what
do we need to know for the Queen of Hearts?
Speaker 2 (32:53):
You should have hit me up on Twitter like an
hour ago.
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Bro. Oh is that right? Okay? But you can send
the questions in right now? Oh yeah, call up eight seven.
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Can have me on my Twitter, Instagram, Facebook.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
What you need, well, you.
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Need to use the hashtag Queen of Hearts, so I
can you know, we can kind of go through the questions,
but hashtag Queen of Hearts and some of these guys
know how to spell Queen of Hearts, which is a problem,
But try to find the hashtag Queen of Hearts. Use
that and if you want to call up eight seven
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Dear Rye, you heard the man.
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It's time for some love here on the Ben Malice Show.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
What's your host? It's me Lorena, Hi, Ben.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Ay any wisdom you want to share before we go
to the questions, because the boys have a lot of questions.
But I sometimes you have a nugget. I know you've
had some very good food here with the junk food,
ice cream and Dilly's and whatnot, and.
Speaker 7 (34:52):
It leads to my moment of wisdom for you gentlemen,
make sure you go out of your way bring home
those extra treats you lady, or your.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Best friend or your work Wife's all very nice.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
An act of kindness, an act.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
Of kindness, Yes, will be greatly appreciated and rewarded.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Oh my gosh, was that one girl, Katie Perry? Oh
my gosh. You know what she does when her husband
does the dishes?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Right? What's that? Because I did a baby? Hota?
Speaker 9 (35:25):
Really?
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Right?
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Dishes?
Speaker 6 (35:29):
That doesn't happen when I do the dishes.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
I know what's going on, Eddie. We got to renegotiate
our contracts. Here. Mike the Leprechaun from Boston writes in
and he says, would you date a past boyfriend's sibling?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
I was just talking to Coop about this.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
I always usually start with the better boyfriend brother, so
you would not.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
You you believe you pick you picked the right boyfriend,
so you would not.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
I wouldn't happen.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
What if you made a mistake. What if you made
a tactical error and you picked the wrong brother and
then the other one was the better brother, and then
you went to that one and you realized, But that
would be very awkward.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
See that's the problem.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
After that too, the mom never looks at you the same,
and neither does the other brother.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Anyways, next question.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Oh, look she's moving you like big timing us. She's
like the NFL A next question, all right, super Marcus
Steve says, if you're on a date with a girl
and you want to hide that you eat like a
fat pig, how would you hide that you are eating
uh so much chicken?
Speaker 7 (36:29):
Okay, so this is this is how you do it, Okay,
trying to be very slick and sly about it. So
when she goes to look away for a second, shall
have a bunch of food in your face and just
uh huh, this is a good time to listen, let
her talk, and you just chew that food and keep
swallowing it very slowly.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
But surely I think that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Well, doesn't everyone fake, though, Lorena, when they're on dates,
Like the women eat salad, they don't eat the cheeseburgers.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
And the guys, well.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
When I was dating, they pretended. You know what it's like,
first couple of dates. It's always an act.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
You're right, yeah, yeah, don't be sloppish.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Speak speaking of that though, ferk Dog says, how long
do you need to date someone before it's okay to
pick their nose?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your friends. No,
you can.
Speaker 6 (37:16):
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose,
but you can't hit your friend's nose.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Yeah, something like that. But no, I pick my friend's
nose all the time.
Speaker 7 (37:25):
If you see a booger hanging, you should just do
do the good.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
You're a liar, you do not. I do too. I
have stuck my finger in multiple friends.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
No, please don't do that to me. Favorite shade of booger?
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
What shade of green? Or healthy boogers? Do we know?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Grena is never healthy?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Let's take a call, hollering James is in Minnesota for
the Queen of hearts? James James, James.
Speaker 7 (37:51):
Oh right, God, you know what, he's probably dreaming about Tammy.
And dreaming about your significant other is a great sign.
If you have dreams, you're the one you.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Cowboy Killer says, is it unattractive of a guy plays
video games?
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Oh my god, Raina didn't put the phone uf.
Speaker 12 (38:09):
Oh no, no, James is going to be so upset.
Is going He's going to call back and scream you
have ruined his entire day.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Your queen, you can.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
No no yelling.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
You know, gotta be very very though.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Cowboy Killer says, is a food truck, A taco food
truck considered a day My gosh, please.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Take her to tacos all day, every day. Well, I
like tacos, shouting taco eating competition. How much you love
her
Hello and welcome. It's our numb berth three as we
live life in the fast Lane. The ratings for this
podcast going to go up as we talk about Taylor
Swift's boyfriend. That's right, attention Swifties. Should the Chiefs be
concerned about the play of Travis Kelcey over the first
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couple weeks of the season It is not going well. Also,
why did the Chiefs and the Bengals game set television
ratings for CBS that go all the way back to
the nineteen nineties and so many people were watching? And
why is coach Dennis Allen attempting to downplay the Saints
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two and zero start? We'll go there as well. All
of it's coming your way right now. No hurt feelings,
It's our number three? Is it a swift fall from Grace? Well?
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hope it is our lead Miss Hour from Cansa City,
the home of the Ben Maler chicken fingers. That's right,
I have a food item named after me. I'm not
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making that up. Is there a possibility a possibility that
the fact the Chiefs have been on a Juggernaut type
run is related to the fact that Andy Reid can
consume massive amounts of chicken fingers named after me. I
say these things are likely related. Now, following nail biting
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wins over the Ravens and the Bengals at Arrowhead Stadium,
the Chiefs find themselves currently residing in the Penthouse. They
are one of a number of two and Oero teams
to begin the year. Now that said, not all is
right in the heartland the City of Fountains, Kansas City.
So you might know where I'm going with this, but
maybe not. You've got Travis Kelcey, the super duper Tight,
(03:05):
and I don't if you've heard about this guy. He
doesn't get a lot of exposure. He's not out there
that much. But Kelsey, while the Chiefs are too and zero,
has been a non factor. He has been slightly more
valuable than Bill, who called the show last hour from
Koreatown in La So Kelsey has been pretty much a
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non factor in the Chiefs passing offense. He has all
but four catches for a rather bland thirty nine yards
over the first couple of weeks. He has not made
any real impact plays. So let us discuss the question
should the Chiefs be concerned about Travis Kelcey. I've got
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the candlestick maker, the secret recipe, and Amazon and we
will provide all of these things. Will put them in
a basket, put them all together and be prim and
prop or as we steam roll through the hour. So
first of all. To answer the question, should the Chiefs
be concerned about Travis Kelcey, I'm nodding my head. Yes,
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not super fast, but medium speed. Medium speed had not
Travis Kelcey has been one of the enduring pillars of
the Chiefs current dynasty as they go where no team
has gone before. Trying to win three Super Bowls in
a row has not happened, and he had shown signs.
(04:31):
I'm not going completely nuts. So because Kelsey last year
showed signs of slowing down. He is at the age
where typically unless you use a lot of performance and
dancing drugs, your production goes down. In the playoffs, playoffs,
he flipped the switch. He found the magic sauce. Now
(04:54):
we're twelve percent into the NFL season. There are still
fifteen games to be played. But up until this point
we can only go by what we have seen. We
do the show today, we do the show at night
here on this night, here, on this Wednesday, in the
middle of the night, on the eighteenth day of September.
And Travis Kelcey has been a decoy. Now he's been
a decoy. He's only been targeted seven times, seven times.
(05:18):
The first couple of games of the regular season. So
I asked the question to the esteemed panel, could this
be a man that shot liberty valence? Situation that because
of who Travis Kelcey is stoopid? Who's sleeping with that?
This is a when the legend becomes the fact print.
(05:40):
The legend in the legend is that Travis Kelcey is
still great now he had been great? Is he still
great today? He hasn't been great the first couple of weeks.
Is it true that Travis Kelcey is getting a mulligan
because of because of the clickblait, the clickbait that he provides,
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the celebrity status. I'm going thumbs up on that. If
kelsey was in a different location, a different media market,
the questions would be asked and they would be legitimate questions.
And I get that Kansas City's two and oh by
a toe. I get that by a toe and a flag,
the two and oh. But it makes you wonder if
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the over indulgence combined with the aging process are affecting
Travis kelce It's the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick
maker burning the candle at both ends. Those private flights
to Europe and God knows where else to see Taylor Swift,
Shaker Tushy on stage and perform around the globe. The
(06:47):
one hundred million dollars podcast deal because you happen to
be dating Taylor Swift, the game show, hosting gig, the commercials,
the movie roles, all of it. It's all inclusive. Just
being in the same room with Taylor Swift. They throw
opportunities at you. Now, Travis Kelsey, he has not been
(07:08):
overexposed at all, unless he has, but he well, he
certainly has been overexposed off the field. On the field,
he's been under exposed so far this season. So it's
one of those things you file away and you say,
it's only been a couple of games. However, we do
the show right now, and right now it's not going well.
You see where this goes. Now, something that is going well.
Page two to television Land we go where Sibbys announced
(07:33):
this week that the latest installment of the trilogy between
Mahomes and Joe Burrow in the Key Demographic. The Key Demographic,
drew an average of a gazillion viewers now overall had
a twenty seven point eight million twenty seven point eight
(07:55):
million viewers, making it the most watched September game on
SOBBIS since nineteen ninety eight, holy Tony Romo Batman. So
the question is why this happened. Why did a random
early season Chiefs Bengals game set television ratings that go
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back to an age before social media in the late
nineteen nineties. And the reason, I think you can figure
this out. You don't need some blow hard or gas
bag like me to tell you. Butt it. For those
of you a little slow like Bill in Koreatown who
might still be listening in La Secret Recipe right kc
and the Sunshine Band with Cincinnati, they reached what is
(08:39):
known as the bliss point. Back when we used to
do cooking with Roberto, we brought this up, the bliss point,
which makes things irresistible. Or go every restaurant, every chain,
every mom and pop restaurant, any place that serves food
to the great unwashed like you and I. They all
you science. Now, they haven't gone full nerdo like baseball,
(09:03):
football and basketball and hockey. But what they do is
they look for this thing called the bliss point, which
is the ratio of sugar, salt and fat, which makes
something addictive. You gotta have.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
More and more and more and more, more and more
and more and.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
More, more and more and more, almost like eating a
bag of chips and they put that little powder on
the chips and you got to keep eating the thing,
eat the whole bag. But for the NFL and for CBS,
you had the sugar, Taylor Swift. Oh, let's get Taylor
in the in the in the booth there, you know,
shaking when the Chiefs do something good. Travis Kelcey, of course,
who did nothing, but was there the it couple of
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twenty twenty four until they break up. You had the fat,
which is the new goat of football, Patty Mahomes and
we want fat, Andy Reid. And you had the salt.
You had Jamar Chase saying the Bengals of the team
to beat. You had Joe Burrow and his funny hair.
You had all that. You put it all together, you
shake it all and you got a winner. You got
(10:01):
a winner, and you do the hokey poke all right,
final fuck to New Orleans we go. Now, after an
early season rampage against the Cowboys and Panthers, we asked
the question to try to explain what happened with Dennis Allen,
who attempted to downplay, downplay the Saints tu and oh
(10:24):
start all right, so he said, essentially, all we've done
is guaranteed that at worst will be two and fifteen.
So why did he attempt to downplay this. The answer
is he's following the handbook. Dennis has been one of
the worst coaches in the NFL. He went on Amazon,
he picked up a copy of a Complete Idiot's Guide
(10:46):
to Coaching in the NFL, and he's using that line
by line. He's normally coaching bottom feeders. That's typically what happens.
So this is uncharted Territoid's still early in the season,
but two weeks and the Saints have been a dominant force.
So he's going and using the bullet points. Dennis Allen.
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I can't blame it right now. We don't yet take
the Saints seriously because we know they have a fatal
flaw in their construction, and that flaws at the quarterback position.
But for the moment, as in poker, if you're a
poker player, there's a term they use that on a
heater right where you know the cards break your way
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and all that, so things will even out. There is
a thing known as the regression to the mean that
will happen. It is inevitable, but it hasn't happened yet,
and the Saints have another fortuitous matchup. As I've started
handicapping these games the last couple of days, getting ready
for the TV show this weekend and looking at it
all the games so I can tell you what should
happen and then look like a jackass when it doesn't
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happen that way. But you crunch the numbers and this
does appear to be another positive matchup for New Orleans.
The question is how they respond. I haven't made my
final analysis, will wait for the TV show for that,
but looking at the matchup, you do look for a
letdown spot because the Saints became a national story. You
(12:10):
beat the Cowboys, everyone says out great you are, you
look better, the food tastes better, everything's wonderful. And then
you're going to come back and play another game against
an Eagle team that absolutely gagged. Right. They gagged the
big one on Monday night, allowing Kirk Cousins in three
plays to matriculate the ball down the field. Absolute embarrassing.
(12:31):
You talk about spitting in the wind, that is what
the Eagles defense did. In that game, and now they've
got a Saints team that has been hitting the high note.
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by the way, the Casey car Haller says the top
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of the hour monologue, he says the Travis Kelcey portion
of the monologue was enough to get an A plus
a plus from a man boots on the ground in
Kansas City. He says it's fair and accurate. He is
concerned Casey Carhauller with the play Travis Kelsey. Who do
we have here? Let's see slim tim says Deebo Sam
(17:05):
deebau U Dabo Sweeney. Dabo Sweeney was excited by putting
Tinder on his phone. A cat calendar guest by Pizza
in your Pace, Johnny Q and several other smarty cats
went with porn. Robin Minnesota said the peacock apps so
we could watch Benny versus the penny we wish. Cowboy
(17:29):
Drew says he installed grinder on his film. I think
that's you, Cowboy Drew. Who else do we have? Page down? Uh?
Coaching for dummies app from Fudgie in Boston. Mike Mike
the Leprechaun from Boston says he installed Rabbit ears the
Antenna on his phone thanks to Snoopy snapface guest by
(17:52):
JT the Wingman, chat Roulette from King Rory feet Finder
on his phone just by Aunt. Let's see page down
nil for dummies guess by Eke. That would be pretty
good Matthew Warrior Raider fan says. Dabo Sweeney told reporters
(18:12):
he finally figured out how to install naked photos on
his phone. Yeah, that's the answer. I forty in, says
Dabo figured out how to install a new photo of
Ben Maller on the Serious XM app on his phone. Yeah,
that photo is probably fifteen years old at this point.
(18:37):
I think that's the last time we had a photo
shoot here at the company. And I'm fine with.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
That practically vintage.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Uh yeah, I'm okay. And every time they've taken a photo.
The only time I've taken a good photo is with
NBC when they had a photo shoot for the TV show.
But every time I've taken photos for the radio show,
I fatten up like a turkey before Thanksgiving, Lorena, I
get tremendously fat.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Well, you know what happens, They say the camera adds
like seventeen seventy pounds, depending seven hundred pounds.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Well, that's why they haven't had another photo shoot because
you've kept it off.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
So that's right, they're just waiting. When do you want
to fat and Maller up? All right? Alfa went with
dairy Queen. The dairy Queen app is his answer. Yeah,
you had some dairy queen right.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Two days in a row. Now I'm gonna get that
seven hundred pounds.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah, you're gonna be the new Lizzo shut Yeah, thank
you a lot of Benny versus the petty art puffing.
What with that Pokemon go? That would be relevant here
today Late Night Drug Tester head Coaching for Dummies by
Milkman Mike a lout of those answers. All right, Eddie,
do you have an answer? Clemson coach Dabo Sweeney told
reporters how he finally figured out how to install blank
(19:50):
on his phone. He's very excited about this.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
The Shazam app.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
The Chazam app. Is it the Shazam app?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Correct, finally figured out how to install YouTube TV on
his phone. Yeah, it's like, it's like amazing. You go
to the app store and you click on it, and
then if you pay for it, it'll pop up on
(20:19):
your phone and you click it. It's amazing the technology.
It is shocking the things that we have the ability
to use today. Now, Justin in Cincinnati says he did
not demand the malor Riddle of the day. Well, that's
because actually I met Berg Dauger. Was it Viva los
Vicki or JT the Wingman? One of those guys demanded it.
(20:40):
Let's go to the phones. Let's say hello to Ed
in Arlington. Hello Ed, he's back baseball. Ed in Arlington, welcome,
as the Texas Rangers will not defend their World Series
title this year, Hello Ed in Arlington.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
Well, you mean you're losing faith that the Disastros will
lose their last ten games of the year and the
Rangers will win all theirs.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Well, I would like them to lose all their final
ten games and Altuve should be suspended for the rest
of the year for public nudity. But Rob Manford, Rob
Manford runs interference. As you know, Ed only one year.
Speaker 8 (21:18):
I was with you earlier on the monologue. I thought
we'd just give him, ban him for life.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Well, he's banned from the Hall of Fame because he's
a cheater. So he doesn't get in the Hall of
Fame if you're not going to put Bonds in there
and Clemmens and those guys because they cheated. What Altuve
did was just as bad, and actually worse, because what
Altuve did was he took the integrity of the game
and blew it out of the water. And there's already
steroid guys in the Hall of Fame anyway, so that's ridiculous.
(21:44):
But you didn't call about that, or did you call
about that? Maybe you did call about Altuve. Maybe I'm wrong,
my instincts are wrong. You did want to bash Altuve?
Speaker 8 (21:53):
Well, I just wanted to lend my support to your campaign.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
There, thank you those rose that missed it now ed you.
You saw what I saw. So the podres played the
A one one thousand and two one thousand holes in
San Diego, and Jose Altuba was so convinced that the
ball hit his foot that he chose public nudity. He
(22:18):
became a strip tease dancer and took off not only
not only his shoe, which would have been bad enough,
he then took the sock off and what his his
lower foot was buck naked for all the children. They
had to see a grown man's foot. It's disgusting, is
what it is.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
Yeah, I thought it was pretty ridiculous too.
Speaker 9 (22:43):
Going fowl too, bag, that foul too, bag.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Hey, I'm checking for the buzzer. Remember man remember ed
the whole bull crap that baseball was leaking when they
investigated Altub for the buzzer and the ALCS that year
in twenty seventeen, and the talking points memo that all
the idiots, all the you know, the big big media
people in baseball use Well, he was bashful, he had
(23:12):
a tattoo, he was embarrassed, he didn't want to take
his shirt off. Bull crap. The guy couldn't wait to
get naked, and his foot was naked, fuck naked. I
don't want to see a grown man's foot like that.
Who wants to see another man's foot?
Speaker 10 (23:25):
I have a satin knight Gohn on.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Spicing.
Speaker 9 (23:29):
I'm with you in moral, it's in moral, and even
though they were little feet, I'm still offended.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I am still and and you are too. I can
tell by the tony your boy said that you did
not want to see a thirty four year old man's
naked foot when you're watching a ball game.
Speaker 8 (23:46):
Well, especially after he claimed he was too modest to
show his bare.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Chest exactly exactly. Yeah, yeah, well that was that was
the That was the ALCS, That was the a he hit.
The home run was against El Duque. I think was
it against still Duke? I think it was against still Duki.
The all run yeah anyway, all.
Speaker 8 (24:08):
Right, yes, yeah I could. I could smell his stinky
foot all the way back here in Texas. I think
Manfred or whoever's in charge of baseball now ought to
ban him for the rest of the season starting tomorrow.
That way, the Rangers still have a chance.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
It's a great idea. I think that's a wonderful idea.
All Right, I gotta go, but thank you. It's great
to hear call anytime playoffs are coming up at that's
your time, that's your wheelhouse. Ed, you're one of my
baseball guys, the smartest man. Playoffs are right around, right
around the bed.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
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Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
A little note from Hockey to share from our friend Tim.
Now in the NHL, you know they are not They
don't have the big TV deal like some of the
other sports, and they're looking for ways to, you know,
get more revenue. So they've they've been a little bit
ahead of the cur and having ads on the jerseys.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I saw now this was actually I was going to
use this as the Malard Riddle of the day, but
I thought the Dabbo Sweeney thing would have been better.
But this is this is my favorite product place theme.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
So the Toronto maple leafs legendary franchise Original six. For
the last couple of seasons, the ad on their jersey
has been milk, or as Ben likes to call it, milk.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
That's still the ad on the jersey it is. And
what goes good with milk? Addie?
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Well yeah, in that thinking along those lines, their sponsor
on their helmet is going to be for this season
Oreo Cookies, So they have their their uniforms are sponsored
by Oreos and milk.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, which is appropriate because they put the O and
Oreo when they are in the playoffs. But I'm bump
lame jokes are on Friday, Eddie. But the Toronto maple
leafs and not one in the modern world. When's the
last time the mayple lice won? Right? There was no newspapers?
Were the big horse racing fifties?
Speaker 6 (26:07):
I want to say in the fifties?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Oh, that's my.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Job to see that. Oh card on? Now, does any
team have poutine on the helmet? That's what we need
poutin Any team that has Poutine on the jersey, I
will buy the jersey or the helmet. How about that?
How make a deal with you, Poutine sponsor. I'm team Poutine.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
I am our last Stanley Cup for the Toronto Police
nineteen sixty six sixty seven, So not fifteen sixteen six.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Vince Lombardi was still coaching, right, my god, not in hockey, though.
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Speaker 3 (27:19):
Go, Ben Mallard game.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
We've endured too many of these? Is it too much
or not enough enough? Already? Let's say hello to Frank
in Vegas? Hello Frank, Welcome, Hello Big Ben. What's going on? Frank?
What are you doing tonight? Driving around? It sounds like
driving around?
Speaker 10 (27:36):
Play a little mini golf the Tiger Woods, Pop Stroke
which is on the south end of the strip with
a couple of my pals.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
All right, very nice, And how I've not been to that?
Speaker 10 (27:46):
How is that it's probably the best league golf we've
ever played it. It's very cool.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
You can check it out, all right, next time them
in Vegas. I'll have to check it out. Now that
the weather's it's not gonna be one hundred and fifty
degrees every day. Check it out. What's the coolest? What's
the coolest? Give me one example of something cool about
the Tiger Woods miniature golf, Like, what is it they
have like a miniature Augusta like a Master's type hole
(28:13):
or something like that, or what's it like?
Speaker 10 (28:14):
Oh, they're not replica holes, but they have what looks
to be sand, but it's white carpet and you can
blow through it. And it's a very cool experience.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
All right, Well, very cool. Well, good luck, Frank. We're
gonna play too much not enough. All you have to
do is answer either too much or not enough and
get three right. You'll win the game. Question number one
for Frank. Just off the high of miniature golf, Aaron
Judge has twenty more runs battered into the next closest
player in the big leagues. Is that too much or
(28:47):
not enough? I'm going not enough, Frank says, not enough?
Is Frank correct? You are right, Frank? Like a windmill
on a minister golf course. Yeah, yes, not enough. He
has twenty six more runs bettered in than show. Hey, Otani,
Oh but a Tony did hit a home run with
Marlin's Man in the crowd last night. Forty eight home
(29:09):
runs and Marlin's Man Friend of the show. So two
home runs away from fifty four, Otani, He's still not
at fifty stolen basis Question number two, You Darvish has
recorded multiple strikeouts in two hundred and fifty games. Is
that too much or not enough for the Padres starting pitcher?
Speaker 10 (29:30):
I'm going back to back.
Speaker 8 (29:32):
Not enough?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
All right, Frank's feeling confident. Let's find out is he's right?
That is correct? Right? Again? Not enough? He's done it now,
two hundred and eighty games, consecutive games. He's pitched in
every game in his career, longest streak by any player
at this point in their career. How many strikeouts did
he have when the cheating ah Stros We're going against
(29:54):
the Dodgers in the world series. Ill have to go
back and check that question number three. You're doing great.
You got the first two right question free for Frank
in Vegas. Over the last five seasons, the Ravens have
twelve losses with a seven plus point lead in the
fourth quarter. Is that too much or not enough? Frank?
To win the game?
Speaker 10 (30:15):
All right? I want to give you a hot take.
Guardians win the World Series and I'm going too much.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
It is a hot take, shocking take? Is he correct?
That is right? You got three in a row? Too much.
The Ravens have ten such losses, the most in the NFL.
In fact, John Harbaugh has the most losses most blown
double get the league in the fourth quarter in the NFL. Yeah,
(30:43):
you do, and we're gonna keep going. You've already got one, Frank.
You want to keep going here, there's two more questions?
Or you want to just end the game now?
Speaker 10 (30:52):
No, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Okay. There were nine quarterbacks where the passer rating over
one hundred in Week two? Is that too much or
not enough?
Speaker 8 (31:04):
That's not enough?
Speaker 10 (31:05):
Baker Mayfield is one of them.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Let's find out. Yeah, sounds like your heart's in vague, Well,
your body's in vagas. Your Heart's in Cleveland. Is that correct?
Speaker 10 (31:16):
Is that corrector?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I understand? All right? Not enough? There were eleven quarterbacks.
There are eleven quarterbacks with a passer rating over one hundred,
led by alligator arms. Murray, there you go, all right?
Question number five? There are five active players in the
NBA with a thousand plus steals and one thousand plus blocks?
(31:39):
Is that too much or not enough to run the table?
Speaker 10 (31:43):
Fine? Okay, I'm going to go with.
Speaker 8 (31:48):
Too much.
Speaker 9 (31:50):
Let's find out minute sure golf, Frank. Did he run
the board?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
He ran tag it?
Speaker 9 (31:57):
Oh my god, what a moment, What a moment.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
We'll all remember this moment. Frank. It's all because of.
Speaker 9 (32:06):
The miniature golf with Tiger Woods Cleveland. Unbelievable, a championship parade.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Frank has done it. Five?
Speaker 9 (32:17):
Question was five correct? Answers? Cleveland insanity? Absolute insanity. All right, Frank,
good job. Will name the game after you next week.
Now do you want it?
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Do you want it to be called the Frank in
Vegas Game or the Frank from Cleveland Game? Which game?
What do you want to? Whatever you want? Frank?
Speaker 10 (32:37):
The North Coast of America, Frank from Cleveland game.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Okay, write that down, Cooper. I'll also, that's a terrible name,
but you're not a marketing guy, clearly. I thank you, Frank,
good job by you. The Queen of Hearts. Lorena, what
do we need to know for the Queen of Hearts?
Speaker 2 (32:53):
You should have hit me up on Twitter like an
hour ago.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Bro. Oh is that right? Okay? But you can send
the questions in right now? Oh yeah, call up eight seven.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Can have me on my Twitter, Instagram, Facebook.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
What you need, well, you.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Need to use the hashtag Queen of Hearts, so I
can you know, we can kind of go through the questions,
but hashtag Queen of Hearts and some of these guys
know how to spell Queen of Hearts, which is a problem,
But try to find the hashtag Queen of Hearts. Use
that and if you want to call up eight seven
seven ninety nine on Fox. By the way, this show
is sponsored by DraftKings. Stay tuned because you'll hear more
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show DraftKings. The crown is yours, the Queen of Hearts
(33:28):
with our friend Lorena the Tech Queen. We get to that,
we'll do it next.
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Speaker 11 (34:03):
It's Ben Mallor, It's Other Bis with Lorraine at ten nine,
clean up Hearts, going to help you.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
Gear Rye, gear ride to night, gear Rye to night.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Dear Rye, you heard the man.
Speaker 7 (34:28):
It's time for some love here on the Ben Malice Show.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
What's your host? It's me Lorena, Hi, Ben.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Ay any wisdom you want to share before we go
to the questions, because the boys have a lot of questions.
But I sometimes you have a nugget. I know you've
had some very good food here with the junk food,
ice cream and Dilly's and whatnot, and.
Speaker 7 (34:52):
It leads to my moment of wisdom for you gentlemen,
make sure you go out of your way bring home
those extra treats you lady, or your.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Best friend or your work Wife's all very nice.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
An act of kindness, an act.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
Of kindness, Yes, will be greatly appreciated and rewarded.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Oh my gosh, was that one girl, Katie Perry? Oh
my gosh. You know what she does when her husband
does the dishes?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Right? What's that? Because I did a baby? Hota?
Speaker 9 (35:25):
Really?
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Right?
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Dishes?
Speaker 6 (35:29):
That doesn't happen when I do the dishes.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
I know what's going on, Eddie. We got to renegotiate
our contracts. Here. Mike the Leprechaun from Boston writes in
and he says, would you date a past boyfriend's sibling?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
I was just talking to Coop about this.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
I always usually start with the better boyfriend brother, so
you would not.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
You you believe you pick you picked the right boyfriend,
so you would not.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
I wouldn't happen.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
What if you made a mistake. What if you made
a tactical error and you picked the wrong brother and
then the other one was the better brother, and then
you went to that one and you realized, But that
would be very awkward.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
See that's the problem.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
After that too, the mom never looks at you the same,
and neither does the other brother.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Anyways, next question.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Oh, look she's moving you like big timing us. She's
like the NFL A next question, all right, super Marcus
Steve says, if you're on a date with a girl
and you want to hide that you eat like a
fat pig, how would you hide that you are eating
uh so much chicken?
Speaker 7 (36:29):
Okay, so this is this is how you do it, Okay,
trying to be very slick and sly about it. So
when she goes to look away for a second, shall
have a bunch of food in your face and just
uh huh, this is a good time to listen, let
her talk, and you just chew that food and keep
swallowing it very slowly.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
But surely I think that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Well, doesn't everyone fake, though, Lorena, when they're on dates,
Like the women eat salad, they don't eat the cheeseburgers.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
And the guys, well.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
When I was dating, they pretended. You know what it's like,
first couple of dates. It's always an act.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
You're right, yeah, yeah, don't be sloppish.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Speak speaking of that though, ferk Dog says, how long
do you need to date someone before it's okay to
pick their nose?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your friends. No,
you can.
Speaker 6 (37:16):
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose,
but you can't hit your friend's nose.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Yeah, something like that. But no, I pick my friend's
nose all the time.
Speaker 7 (37:25):
If you see a booger hanging, you should just do
do the good.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
You're a liar, you do not. I do too. I
have stuck my finger in multiple friends.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
No, please don't do that to me. Favorite shade of booger?
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
What shade of green? Or healthy boogers? Do we know?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Grena is never healthy?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Let's take a call, hollering James is in Minnesota for
the Queen of hearts? James James, James.
Speaker 7 (37:51):
Oh right, God, you know what, he's probably dreaming about Tammy.
And dreaming about your significant other is a great sign.
If you have dreams, you're the one you.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Cowboy Killer says, is it unattractive of a guy plays
video games?
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Oh my god, Raina didn't put the phone uf.
Speaker 12 (38:09):
Oh no, no, James is going to be so upset.
Is going He's going to call back and scream you
have ruined his entire day.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Your queen, you can.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
No no yelling.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
You know, gotta be very very though.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Cowboy Killer says, is a food truck, A taco food
truck considered a day My gosh, please.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Take her to tacos all day, every day. Well, I
like tacos, shouting taco eating competition. How much you love
her
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