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Show be so big night for athletic competition. The drama
of sport. Had a football game go to overtime and
the team that wasn't supposed to win one.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
And we had a baseball game.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Where the team that needed just a couple more hours
to close it out choked and the Mets one that
would be the Brewers who showed. But our lead this
hour is from a very compelling story and one of
my favorite coaches in the NFL in Viva Las Vegas.
Antonio Pierce continues to feed the content kitty and as
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a struggling overnight sports talk radio host, I always gravitate
to those that make my life easier, and right now, the.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Raiders head coach is my dream come true. He's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Now, if you haven't heard the latest on this, perhaps
not Antonio Pierce, who has had quite the last couple
of weeks. Antonio Piers has now been damed within eight
year show cause order from the NCAA.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Now that's not eight days, that's not eight games.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
That's eight years, an eight year sentence because of violations
that occurred when he was an assistant coach for the
Arizona State University.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Now, most of these are recruiting violations.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
During the COVID dead period while he was with the
Sun Devils, and we don't need to get through all
the minuti here, but you can read more about it.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
But the violations, I'll give you the main event here.
The violations include.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Taking recruits parents to the ballet, right, the jiggle joint,
travel expenses on unofficial visits and more.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
It's all in there. It's all in there. So let
us discuss the question.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Raiders head coach Antonio Pierce in the NCUBA, who's goal
because of violations that happened four years ago during the
COVID pandemic.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
What is your reaction.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
To this?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
So my views, I've got local TV studio doppelganger and
speak easy, and we will combine all of these things together,
and we're going to work the night shift, which is
what we do. We're night people.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
We work all night, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
So my first thought here is when I saw this headline,
I was kind of groggy and I was like, well,
Antonio Pierce needs one of those Southwest airlines. I want
to get away trips, right, And then I read the
details and well, I don't think this is that bigger deal.
Maybe I'm a dinosaur. But he does continue. Antonio peers
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to take on a lot of shrapnel. And at this point,
Pierce is at the local TV studio a time before
cable when the local anchorman reigns supreme. He's Ron Burgundy,
and well that escalated quickly. Right, really, that got out
hand fast. Let's look at the tail of the tape
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here playing the hits. All of this has happened since
being named the head coach of the Raiders. Antonio Pierce
has been forced to file for bankruptcy, this after facing
a twenty eight million dollar judgment against him because of
a failed car dealership business agreement that went sideways.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Also claimed some.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Of his guys during a Raider game against Carolina, we're
not playing hard by making business decisions, so.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
That went public.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
He then liked a social media post saying that his
star player will not play another down for the team,
which appears to have been an accurate social media post.
Now he has been given this eight year show caused
penalty from the NCAA stemming from the COVID rules violations.
Of course, we thought at the time, if you were
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listening to the show, the COVID rules were absurd, and
they look even more ridiculous in hindsight when the things
they were doing we now know did not work right.
The rules they had in place were completely pointless. And
yet the NCAA is still going forward with this eight
year punishment. So you've got that on top of it.
Now I have an unpopular opin that this is actually
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enhancing the legend of Antonio Pierce right, the folklore of
ap and the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Back in the old days when they were good, it
was just win baby right.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
And bigger than life, infamous, And never forget the lyrics
of the Autumn Wind. The autumn wind is a racer
pillaging just for fun. That's Antonio Pearce, right. He's having
a good time as long as he can win. And
I have a quarterback.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Everyone rips my guy, minshew mania and all that. Now
they don't have their top player. He's quit on the team.
So hey, let's go out do your thing, all right now.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Secondly, we go to baseball, and as surprise as I
was observing the New York Metropolitans who were having their
last supper and then they ended up beating the Brew Crew,
we have now learned that the Cincinnata Reds were making
news they are going to hire Terry Francona. He's back, yeah,
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Terry Francona back as manager in the big leagues. Stinton
Philadelphia Boston ended the curse of the Bambino with the
Red Sox went to Cleveland, made the playoffs, made the
World Series, came this close to beating the Cubs in
the World Series. Francona had up down one year ago.
So thumbs up or thumbs down? Are you surprised by
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the news that Terry Francona is returning to professional baseball
in the dugout with the Cincinnati Reds. So I'm gonna
go thumbs up? All right, thumbs up. This is wack
a doodle, is what this is. I'm gonna use the
word whack a doodle. And it also makes me question
everything that I was told by people around baseball who
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were like, well, frank Cona's too old. His body is
weather beaten and battered, and he just can't handle the
travel and the requirements of playing baseball from mid February
all the way into October.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
But looking back at that now, that appears to be
some fuzzy man.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Because I had heard he was ready to sit back
in a mahogany rocking chair and have a glass of
lemonade and reminisce about the good old boy.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Good old days, right with the good old boys and
golden years and all that.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
But instead he has undergone a metamorphosis that Frankcona is
a at this point in my head, the cartoon bubble.
He is the doppelganger of a iconic moment in professional wrestling,
the Undertaker, the shocking return from a coffin, only to
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unleash the Wrath upon baseball in a thrilling, season long
casket match. Right, Frankcona, just go with me on this.
He'll He'll use his supernatural powers of analytical relentlessness and
buddy Buddy with the sports writers determination.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
All of that.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
He will haunt the Cleveland Guardians. He will haunt the
Boston Red Sox and the Philadelphia Phillies with spine shilling moments,
reclaiming his dominance in the dugout one more time, and
then he.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Will return to the coffin. But it'll be hard pouting.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Does this signal the Reds are actually trying to win?
Does this mean the Reds actually want to taste the
playoffs again and be one of those teams that plays
in the wild card round? Could it be my spidy
senses say that's true?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Final thought to Southern California and one of the more
embarrassing stories.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
That pops up every time this year.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
It involves the Pacific Coast League team that's in Major
League Baseball from San Diego, the baseball team in that city,
the last professional sports franchise left in a sport that.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Matters in that city of San Diego.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
And they have made their NLDS tickets available to everyone
in San Diego and parts of Orange County, but unavailable
for purchase for those that are Dodger fans who live
in La County. They are not allowing you to buy
on their official website the tickets to the Dodger Padre
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game if you live in La So how do you
classify the Padres? Yet again, They've done this for many years,
trying to keep the Doyer fan out of their home ball.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
So my thought on this, it is a futile attempt,
a futile attempt to run an underground speakeasy, and you're
going to get shut down. It's just a bad look.
It's bush league.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
You're admitting the Dodger fans a better fan than your fans,
Like the Dodgers aren't limiting tickets to only people outside
of San Diego. You're in San Diego, You're allowed to
buy tickets to the Dodger game. They're not worried about that,
but you're worried about the Dodger fan because they have
more fans, they outnumber you because they're better fans. It's
also fan segregation.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Is it not right? You're trying to keep the enemy
at bay and all that.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
But the funniest part about this is that in the
modern era, where everything is on various websites, alive and kicking,
the fact that you'll ban selling the tickets on the
main website is cute but pointless because they have this
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thing called the secondary market, and you can go on
there right now and buy Dodger Padre tickets if you
live in LA and it doesn't it doesn't matt right.
You get the VPN. There's different things you can do.
There's little hacks that you can get, and there's plenty
of them. If you're a Dodger fan, you want to
get tickets to see what's going on.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
But even with the podres trying to stop this, that will.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Only encourage the Hudlum branch of the Dodger fan base
to have an infestation eating fish tacos.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
In San Diego.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
So you have that to look forward to. It is
the ben Mahler Show. Later this hour, we have Big
Ben's lame jokes of the week. I know you're excited.
You're excited about that. It'll be coming up a little
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Strike up the band, It's Mallard. How about that?
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To the third Degree?
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This is one Big gets grilled. No one was eating
donuts and not paying attention. But that will not say
their names.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Let's get to Mallard of the third degree and the
Google Loop.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Nick Chubb practice for the first time in over a
year on Wednesday as he nears returned to the Browns
from his torn acl and mcl ben, will Cleveland.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Already be out of contention by the time Chubb returns
the field.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yes, in fact, spoiler alert, spoiler alert, They're already out
of contention. Deshaun Watson is in the Happy Baby Yoga
pos counting his money. He is a suck bag quarterback.
They have no they have no defense at this Several
guys are out, supposed to be out this weekend against Washington,
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a game they're going to lose to the Commanders, and yeah,
they're done. So Nick Schubb can come back and maybe
he can impress somebody and he can play for a
good team next year.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
But the Browns are not not a playoff team next well, so.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Many people thought that this was gonna be the year
that Kyle Pitts would finally break out because Kirk Cousins
is in Atlanta. He had a pretty good game on Thursday,
Ben But do you think it was good enough to
shed that bus label or is it still on the fence.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, so he did for the first time actually look
like he knows what he's doing. And the phone, the playbook,
crowd that was not written in some foreign language. He
had in the game on Thursday night, he was targeted
eight times. He had seven receptions for eighty eight yards
after having a shutout, being shut out in terms of catches.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
His last game.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
But yeah, he's got to do it consistently, right, He's
you can't have one out of every five games be good.
They drafted you in the top of the draft. You're
supposed to be a consistent playmaker. He has not been
that guy. Pal, he has not been that guy. So
I am not ready to say that Kyle Pitch has
changed the narrative.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
But at least he started. But now let's see what
he does in the next game for Atlanta Next.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
So, the NFL is reportedly considering a change where the
ball would be spotted to the thirty five yard line
rather than the thirty on a touchback for a kickoff
into the end zone that's not returned. Yeah, so the
goal would be to discourage the kicking team from kicking
the ball through the end zone to avoid a return.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
But do you think this will have the desired effect.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
No, But they'll keep manipulating the kickoff because no one's
gonna like it, because the whole thing is pointless. And
no matter what they do, they're just teams are just
gonna say, all right, we'll let them kick a field goal,
but we're gonna kick it off.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
And through the end zone. And what they should do
is just move the the.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Kick, move the ball back further and further and further
the kicker back where they kick from. But the whole
thing is dumb and the kickoff suck. And I love
the fact that the coaches, the NFL owners and they
all got together with this stupid idea, and the league
itself has essentially given the ownership and the council.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
The bird is what they've done there. It is Mallard
of the third degree? How did we do you pass?
The edition? That is a word? You put it on
the ball? Come out for the Mallor Riddle of the day.
Here it is.
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We'll go to baseball where the Royals players were posting
celebratory videos all night the other night after beating the
Orioles and the playoffs. However, first baseman Vinnie Pascentino only
posted a photo of blank.
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That is the Malor riddle of the day. The answer.
We'll get to it and we will.
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Do it.
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Next.
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It's Ben Mallor.
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And here is the Malor Riddle of the day.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Royals players, as you might imagine, we're very happy they
were posting all kinds of videos after they beat the
Orioles to advance to play the Yankees this weekend in
the American.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
League Divisional Series.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
However, first baseman Vinnie Pascentino only posted a photo of blank.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
That is the Malard riddle of the day, and what
is the answer? Late Night Drug tester says the ballet
dancers at the Bird in Lawrence, Kansas.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Well, late night tdrug testers are a great reference to
the Bird where you can get the Malard fowler on
the menu there. And the reason Kansas City sports teams
are so hot is because of the great food.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Items in that area.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Over in Lawrence, Kansas you have the Mallard fowler, and
then in Kansas City, of course the well you have
the Ben Mallard chicken fingers. Now those are available over
at the Landing Big Chicken.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Love my chicken.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Elloy from Chilton says posted eating a delicious barbecue sandwich.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Who else do we have? Ferd Dog says Mike Trout
hitting a grand slam in the World Series.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Of course that would be That would be Ai, that
would make that Super Mario World save file from Asher.
Emotional support move from our buddy Chris in Kent, Washington.
Pictures of his and Lizzo's new baby from Milkman. Mike
was a very cute little baby there, that little Who
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else do we have?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
A photo of jose.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Albooves barefoot from Matt Kenny Rogers Roasters from Sean and Portland.
His supper pasta which has been scientifically proven to make
you happier.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
That's a fun fact from Alf.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
The Alien opider I forty ian says, A picture of
his great Dane Molly is the answer.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
A pick of Bill Goldberg from Nick. Who else?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
A pet hermit crab from Fudgie that's his answer? A
photo of the ravishing tech Queen Lorraine.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Who else you have? Page down? I don't know who.
I don't know who.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
There is meat balls from Eke and Rosa Soda pat
in San Diego. A bitter Padres. Patrick, why would you
defend the Padres by the way on that, I mean,
that's Mirodle.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Okay, that's a bad job. I know you like the Padres,
but that's a bush league move by the Padres. The
ticket thing. Anyway, His answer is the Mighty six ninety
may have forever rest in peace.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
One of the great sports talk radio stations, and to
me the most important because that was the station that
gave me my first job. Anyway, No, that is all incorrect,
Eddie the Mallard Riddle of day. Royals players were posting
celebratory videos all night after beating the Orioles the other night. However,
first baseman Vinnie Pascantino only posted a photo of blank.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Him giving a picture of Rob Manfred the double Bird.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
The double Bird. Is that correct? No, that is not correct.
The correct the answer.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
He posted a photo of a two hundred dollars order
of Taco Bell.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Taco Bell.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
See the Boys and the Royals.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah, they wanted to they wanted to have the poopies,
so they had a tourni bucks uber eats.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I wonder if Femi in.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Minnesota's had many orders over two hundred US but passing
Tino wanted to show what a two hundred dollars order.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Of taco bell looks like.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
And that sounds like a lot of money. But I
guess I don't know what they ordered the food. I
assumed they were they were in Baltimore, or maybe they
were back in Kansas City. But to Huntred Bucks in California,
that'll buy you like maybe five tacos or something like that.
I mean, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
So I don't know.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
I know what you're saying, all right, you.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Know, I don't know what that gets you.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
It is cheaper to go to a taco truck than
it is to go to taco bell.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Is that right? Yeah? And there is a Taco Bell. No,
it's true, there's a Taco.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Bell which is geographically desirable, which is which is down
the street from from us.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Let's go to the phones.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Hollering, James is in Minneapolis, Minnesota. I know he's got
a lot to say.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
The Vikings play the early game on Sunday. James, you're
on the.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Air, Hello, hollering James, Is it real, James, James, You're
on the say hello, are your fans James?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
James? What about what about Sam? Donald.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Sam might be listening right now. You don't want to
talk to Sam Donald. No, you got nothing.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
School school.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I got excited about that school, James. The Viking players
are probably there waking up. It's like nine thirty in
the morning in London right now. They're probably uplistening.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
No, okay, yeah, I know, I know whoa Hey you
got that phone up close? Yeah, he's rocking that phone
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right in his mouth. Hey, James, I JD. Martinez wanted
to say tell you something, James. You want to hear
him j D. All right, here's j D. Martinez take
saying we sucked you something. Let's sun, let's hope suck together.
Let's go have fun sucking, you know, let's enjoy it.
What do you think of that? James? Oh yeah, no, right,
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that's pretty funny. That was good.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
I had a little piggy.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Big piggy.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Snort, piggy sort.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
This is my friend.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I've met him. We hung out at the Mermaid. It
was the greatest night of his life. I would not
say the greatest night of my life, but it was fun.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I had a good time. Yeah, right, James, remember that. Yeah,
you had to go to your table. You were a
big time. You wouldn't come over to me, remember that?
Speaker 8 (22:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Oh, y know you do? Oh you're perk. Yeah, all right,
thank you, James, Bye bye. It's like a hiccup snore
a little bit. He's got a lot of things going on.
I got a few issues.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Mike the Leprechaun. Hello Mike the leprin in the Boston area. Hello,
mister Leprechawn guy.
Speaker 9 (23:17):
Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Right after hollow in, James, huh would you would you
like to go back? Would you like to go back
on home? Back on home?
Speaker 9 (23:26):
I said, right after hollow and James, anyway, good morning.
I wish John Henry was more like Jerry Jones and
had a helicopter or at least pot a few players.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure John Henry has a helicopter.
I'm pretty sure I know that he doesn't.
Speaker 9 (23:42):
He doesn't show up at Samley Park or wherever to
that stadium.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Well, it would be difficult. Could you land a helicopter.
You'd have to land it in center field at Finnway.
There's not a lot of space outside of center field
to land it. How would they be able to Like
what if? What if John Henry landed a copter in
like the third inning. How would that affect the game?
Speaker 9 (24:04):
Well, it couldn't be any worse for the Red Sox
this year, is all I can say. I missed the
George Steinbernner episodes with George Cassandra. They were classic on
the sign zones. Remember them?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Well, you can still watch them there on reruns.
Speaker 8 (24:17):
I know.
Speaker 9 (24:19):
I have a question from Lorena. Is she a virgo
or a scorpion? Or is that too personal?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Are you a scorpion? Lorena?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
What a scorpion is?
Speaker 5 (24:28):
But I might be a scorpio?
Speaker 9 (24:30):
A corpio? Sorry, yes, yes, you're you're a scarpio?
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Me too.
Speaker 9 (24:38):
The same week, the end of October. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no,
just telling her my birthday is coming up anyway.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Chicken.
Speaker 9 (24:49):
The worst thing I've ever been served that I had
to dump out with was chicken soup. Soup. Uh my
aunt who was a spenser at the time. Was she
still she's dead? Actually no, but she put raw chicken
cubes into a pot of water, boiling water and let
it sit there for about five minutes, and she thought
that was chicken soup. She did bring it back to
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a boiler, but obviously the chicken was pretty.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah, it's very it's very tough. It's a tough.
Speaker 9 (25:20):
G's where we put it when she wasn't looking, Ben,
Let's tell you. We put it in the flower pots.
We put all the raw meat in the fire parks.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
It's probably better. Yeah, I know, I do have a joke.
We're gonna we're gonna do it. Oh, we're gonna do
the lame jokes coming up here him, thank you.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
He wanted to do his own lame joke.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Ben, Well, I know, but that's not part of the
game plan here. We have a master plane.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
I understand that.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
We tell you.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I know it's a bad Leprechaun. But by the way,
we've had this guy on the Leprechaun. Has anyone seen
a pot of goal since he's been on the show.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
No, and I have had any extraordinary good luck either.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah, what's going on with that, mister Lepperkhun? Are you
a fake Leprecaun? You pretended to be a Leprechaun. I
didn't even know if that accent is real. Sunday we
have Big Man's lame Jokes of the Week. We'll get
to that coming up, but right now we'll get you
caught up on everything going on in the overnight and
we say hello to.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Seamboat Willie, Eddie Garcia.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
We're just talking about it, the reasons why you gave
me that nickname.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I was telling Lorraina about it, Seebol Willie.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Yeah, beautiful story.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Well it was.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
It was the NFL Draft. It's one of the big
shows that we do a year, and Eddie did not
show up. And either where you go, I'm going to
Disneyland on the night of the NFL Draft. He went
to Disneyland, right, absolutely very odd. I will was a
Chargers draft party.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Then I realized that we got in for the broadcast
to you know, hundreds of thousands done that plenty of times.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
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Speaker 2 (27:00):
And let's have a fun fact. We haven't we did
one last hour.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
We're doing another fun fact FUNA fun fact, a fun
fact of the hour, very important part of talk radio,
real estate, the fun fact. And you can sponsor this
if you want fun fact this hour. The Milwaukee Brewers
have extended their Pennant drought now.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
To forty two seasons.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
That is the third longest active drought without a pennant
going on in baseball?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Can you name the two teams ahead of the Brewers? No,
you can't. Guardians. No, the Guardians were in the World Series.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
They played as the Cleveland Indians the Cubs in twenty
was it twenty sixteen?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I believe fifteen something like that.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
Sorry, so not winning it, not being world.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Winning the pennant, but you won the pennant by winning
the American or nationally.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, one's obvious. We talk about them all the time
for their futility. Now all right, I'll just give it.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
This is boring.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Milwaukee Brewers forty two seasons without a pennant, third longest
active drought by a baseball team. The ones ahead of them,
the one with the most, the Seattle Mariners forty nine
years of existence without without a trip to the World Series.
And the Pittsburgh Pirates. The Pittsburgh Pirates who last made it?
(28:23):
Was it the We Are Family Pirates.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Nineteen seventy nine? That's it the last time. So this
is the forty six season without a trip. So they
ain't going back anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
No, No, they can't even afford to play. The pay
bonuses for the players that they've they've earned. I mean
they really they had a fix.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Well, they can't afford it.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
They just don't want to do it. But yeah, he'll
be gone. Where's you going? Dodgers, Yankees, Red Sox? Paul
Scout went to high school in Orange County, so maybe
we'll go to the Dodgers or you're the Yeah, the Angels,
Yeah he did. He went to high school down the
road from the Big A.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
But so he's intimately aware of how terrible of a franchise.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Yes, yes, although he's probably I don't know. Yeah, he's
a young guy held these mid twenties. Yeah, so he
was a little kid when they were good, right, I
mean the Angels haven't been good in about fifteen years roughly.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah, so if he's twenty five that he was ten,
So maybe, I mean that's a good, good age. All right,
enough of that, we're gonna have big bends, lame jokes
a week. Is weed man, there, I'm told he is there.
All right, we'll pause for the cause and we'll have
big bends, lame jokes of the week.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
We'll get to it. We'll do it next.
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Speaker 4 (30:55):
Knock knock, who's there? Blame week? Blame week too, It's
Big Ben's lame joke.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Of the week.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
All right, we welcome in everyone's favorite no longer homeless.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
Guy, our buddy from Miami Weed man, hippie, how's your home,
weed man?
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Are you happy there? I can very speak up. I
barely hear you, weed man. You speak up? What do
you saying? Sounds like he's oh yeah, Well that's because
they allowed a touchdown.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
They don't.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
You got to stop them from scoring to touch Okay
we've been yeah, well you say so, weed man. It's stupid.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Let's get to the jokes. Weed man, hippie, I noticed this.
You got your place, weed man, you only call for
the jokes. You used to call you run Lincoln Road
every night, but now it's once a week.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I've noticed that. I don't believe you. All right.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Did you hear that David Copperfield has been replaced as
the world's greatest magician?
Speaker 4 (32:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, nobody can make a piece of disappear faster than Lizzo.
That's Gordon did How did Lizzo get hurt drinking fresh milk?
Speaker 7 (32:19):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
The cow fell on top of her. That's Eric in Kansas.
That what is Lizzo's ultimate threesome? Wow? I don't know
what would that be? Uh Ben and Jerry? That would
be a chip in q chip in Maine, A chip
in Maine. Well, go to Vermont.
Speaker 8 (32:37):
You can do that.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Why is Lizzo taking a Christmas picture tomorrow? Why because
it'll take two months for the photo.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
To finish printing. That's Noah in Austin. Thank you, Noah.
What was Lizzo's score in the Twerking contest?
Speaker 4 (32:55):
What?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Five point two on the Richter scale? That was Roseville, Minnesota.
Why doesn't Lizzo do appearances.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
In New England anymore?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Why?
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Because she doesn't know how chowder to get?
Speaker 4 (33:12):
There?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Doesn't no chowder together? All right? As Christoper I strewed
that upbout job at me? How did Lizzo feel when
she found out someone stole all of her lamps?
Speaker 9 (33:25):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
She was de lighted, is what she was? That's George
and Uvaldi. This one comes from a listener name Ben.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
He must be a good person. What is Lizzo's favorite club?
Weed Man? What the Clean Plate Club?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
She's a lifetime member the club her entire life. Lizzo
has a circus brawl?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
How about that?
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Real?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, it's called the Big Cop is what it's calling.
Eat in Roseville, Minnesota? And hear that Lizzo is trying
to void everything that makes her look large?
Speaker 9 (34:03):
Who?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah, no more mirrors, scales or cameras for her. They're
all out. George, George and Uvaldi Texas. We thank him
for that.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
And by the way, you can send jokes in anytime
you want. Put jokes in the in the tagline on
your email Ben Mahler Show at gmail dot com.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Make sure you write the joke. We do Q and A.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Put your name right under each joke. That way we
make sure we give you credit where credit is due.
Did you hear that Lizzo is good at freestyle art?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah, she's actually making snacker doodles. Loves them, yeah, said
Dennis in Detroit. Well, a lot of people don't know this,
but it's been announced in some circles that Lizzo will
become an international sports broadcaster.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
How exciting is that we've met? Wow? Yeah, it's been
a ash.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
She'll be doing the winter ozepis and the summer ozep gigs.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
So winter and I'm there. So that's a Gordon in
Tacoma who's been with the show for many years.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Gordon's a great joke writer and has sent me jokes
way back and they're always funny.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Thank you so much, Gordon for your your contribution.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Why is weed Man hippie having trouble remembering the ABC's why,
because you're you're focusing on.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
The EBTs weed Man, that's why. That's uh, that's Gordon
in Tacoma. Again. Why did weed Man hippie apply for
a job as a dishwasher?
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Why?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Well, it turns out you have years of experience pan handling.
Speaker 7 (35:36):
That's uh.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
That's from listener Bett as well. What horror movie does
weed Man's jail cell remind him of?
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Why?
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Willard? That's Frank in Fargo.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
What legendary folk hero is weed Man? Often mistaken for.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
The pipe piper. Uh, that's a Frank and Fargo. What's
more useful than weed Man? What a snooze button on
a smoke alarm?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Noah?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
In Austin, Well, the coffee shop. The coffee shop had
a sign that said no Wi fi. Pretend it's nineteen
seventy five. Do you hear about that?
Speaker 9 (36:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Yeah, So weed Man went in there, he paid ten
cents for a cup of coffee and started chain smoking.
That's JJ. Here you go, all right. How has the
equality of weed Man's life declined?
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Well, he went from his Cuban neighbor in a wheelchair
giving him weed to his naked roommate, showing him his crack.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
That's a ship ship in Maine. All right, did you
hear that?
Speaker 9 (36:43):
Kyler?
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Kyler Murray stopped lining up in the shotgun? Why, yeah,
it's too big for him. He's more of a pocket
pistol kind.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Of guy at this point. There, that's oh, it is
all right.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Why won't cannibals cook noodles for noodles? Why they prefer
raw men ramen?
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Uh? Yeah, that's a disposable horse. Napkins sent that last
one there. All right, I think that's all we have
to die for. Thank you, weed Man Hippie.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Stay safe there you go from Miami, our buddy, the
weed man Hippie