An accusation has been made regarding Old Mister Titties. He's been sitting in a tree and Archie believes, with very little evidence mark you, that Reg has taken advantage.
Elsewhere Reg needs to answer the call of nature, but why would he need to grease a dog? Could it be that there is more to this than meets the eye and the truth is that Archie has been playing with himself?
Memory also transports our titular duo back to their schooldays and a trip to Romania they undertook with their chums and the legendary Dirty Steve. Not everyone made it back.
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