Terrible news! That old chap down the street appears to have been killed! It did take some time and it could be that Archie knows some important information about this.
Reg's nefarious past then rears its ugly head as he relives some of the worst excesses from his past. Still, if you're attempting to join the most villainous cult on the face of the Earth you're going to have to dig deep.
And then...Brexit. Everybody has an opinion on Brexit. Well not Archie as he has somehow managed to avoid hearing about it. Once Reg has informed him about it his confusion knows no bounds. Could it be his wine stock is in peril? It's all easily solved however, so long as the French apologise.
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