Somehow Archie has seen an edition of Oprah Winfrey's chat show and he is not at all happy. There is only one possible outcome. She must be stuffed forthwith!
Even such an exciting thought as this, however, can not make up for the sad and tragic fact that Nana has passed away. Archie and Reg remember the amusing time she milked the cow, although are unclear as to why it only had one udder.
To relieve the sadness the chaps ponder the question "which celebrities would you invite to a dinner party?" If they can get passed the trough of course.
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