There's been a Hoo-hah at that bar. Or has there? Archie is determined to find out.
Elsewhere memory takes our titular duo back to their schooldays at Prestwick Hall where Matron would frequently sunbathe in her lady garden. It's also where she kept her pet sheep with whom Reg had a close encounter. Little did he realise that Archie was watching.
Did you know that Archie once worked for the BBC? It wasn't that successful. His ideas met with some stiff resistance, especially at a planning meeting at which the subject of cocks was raised.
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