Archie is delighted. A new royal baby! And more to the point the baby isn't called Reg, is he? No. He's called Archie. Archie! And why's that? Well it's obvious isn't it? Isn't it?
In other news the boy is not about at the moment. Is he doing what boys of his age do? Lying in bed, idling away the hours in a disgraceful way. But why does this categorically prove that Reg is a pervert?