Reg realises that, as it is the first Tuesday of the month, it is Archie's turn to pick up the bar bill. This is, of course, disgusting! Can it be that Reg is really that mean?
Anyway, does anyone remember Daft Kenneth? Annoying boy from Prestwick. His Mother remembered him, so she had to be dealt with.
Elsewhere Archie is having issues with his back door. It's beginning to fester and looks as though it might eat someone. Can Reg save the day by pretending to be a lady, or does Archie have a more sinister plan?
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