Don't Tell Our Wives: Warm Beer, Cheap Comedy, and News

Don't Tell Our Wives: Warm Beer, Cheap Comedy, and News

What happens when you put comedians in front of microphones around a pool table? While we do end up playing with the balls and cue sticks, we search the deepest parts of every place (mainly the Internet, and ourselves) for funny news stories, pop culture, relationship problems (who doesn't have those), the strangest/weirdest questions people ask on the Internet. Mix middle school humor with current events and you pretty much have us. Just don't tell our wives what we talk about down here.... Show More

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October 27, 2020 29 min

Before we recorded this week's episode, Honch made everyone Chicken Schwarma and Gordy accidentally clogged the D's toilet with his meat poops.
And the kicker is that we forced him to talk about it after D's wife texted him to come up stairs and help out by finding a plunger.

A woman whose name is Amethyst fell in love with a ghost named Ray. Apparently they joined the mile high club on one of her flights. Well, things s...

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In this episode, we start off our introductions as we always do, but this time, Honch threatened to take his shirt off with his Danny Devito grin. We always introduce Gordy as a character from a movie - Howard The Duck in this case.

Once we finally go to the news, Bubba took us down the rabbit hole on Subway in Ireland. In the country, the ratio of flour to sugar is apparently...important. The issue went all the way to the courts, ...

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We kick off this episode with a question for the audience. WHICH ONE OF US SOUNDS LIKE HOWARD STERN? Honch takes us on a lesson on 'what makes a man'. Apparently, no man buns, no skinny jeans, and no makeup are allowed to qualify. As for attitudes, any guy who is afraid to make a decision is not a man - or if all he does is make excuses.

Gordy takes us down the story of 'James'. James goes into the military, and is ...

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Honch kicks us off with stories about him getting on planes again. When Honch went through security, he made observations of other individuals  and their crazy masks. Basically, Honch walks into a bathroom at 4:30 am in the morning, and it was a complete nightmare. After boarding, the man sitting next to him ate all his snacks and left him at the gate.

Gordy discusses a man in Lincoln, Nebraska that went up in front a bunch of a cit...

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Before each recording session, the team just sits around and talks. While discussing, D told us about the days of being in a band, eating breakfast before a show, which turns into a mess. Additionally, they discussed run-ins with an anarchist group who raised chickens and owned their own music venue.

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We started this episode off as a complete train wreck. We were dertailed by the fact that Honch was wearing a holster that contained Texas Pete hot sauce. Yes, you heard that right. He litereally carries around a holster full of hot sauce. And by the way, this is our 69th episode.

Gordy starts us off with a 'birthday'. It is grandma's birthday, and the granddaughter of said grandma was feeling a bit riskay, looking for s...

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Honch is running for President. Not really, Honch has uncovered a news story about his future state. An old man has duped many women by posing online as both a young looking man and that man's father. He would post online to unsuspecting females, and then bait-and-switch them out to have sex with his older father, who faked that the man required sex to live.

Bubba closes out his 3 week segment of "1958 Dating Tips".

A nud...

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In this week in Stupid, the Honch kicks us off quickly with a story about a man who went to a store, stole from it several times during the day, and then came back and ended up getting a job application after getting several 'free' pairs of sunglasses.

Bubba let's us know that if we're looking for a man, then we should order our steaks rare? These are some really bad dating tips from the 1958.

Gordy discusses an Amaz...

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Every week, we introduce Gordy as a celebrity that he is not, and this week is he Balki from the classic TV show Perfect Strangers. Sorry for Honch's crunching on his 'Speedway" Baby Back Rib ruffled chips (not a paid placement).

Now on to the news, a restaurant in China has asked patrons to weigh themselves when they come in. When you enter the restaurant you do a weigh in, and based on your numbers you are suggested i...

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Gordy is out again this week, locked in a theater watching Pet Cemetary (just kidding). On this week's episode, we discuss a man named Malcolm McDonald, whom had a condition (which is really bad and sad). But what we're really struggling with is the fact that Doctors are having him grow his penis replacement on his arm. Aren't there other places to grow a new one?

Have you ever had something in your hand and set it down,...

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This is our first episode back recording from the whole COVID-19/Corona Virus thing. We have finally started back up, trying to find our way away. But we're back and we're so ready, but without Gordy this week (whom we have joked that he stars in Stranger Things, but he only looks like the character Dustin).

We finally got into the news, where Honch brings his love for Detroit Lions, but he's not talking about the Tiger ...

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We started off with Honch, who was discussing the things that he does to piss his wife off - whom I believe was using the term "Gordo".
When Honch is needed, he'll go out to the garage and then do nothing, including him listening to Amazon Music. Honch's wife was not a fan of him buying a new truck - so without any money. He then asked the guys, what we do to make our wives angry.

When the D's wife cooks, which i...

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It has been awhile since our last episode. In fact, we had just recorded before COVID, but after being in a bit of a shutdown, we're finally back at it. But first, a few pre-COVID episodes to prime your ears.

After a brief intro, Honch kicks us off with a couple who decided that they wanted to make money by selling tickets to Heaven, and apparently they are solid gold. Doesn't that sort of remind you of the Charlie and The C...

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We startup this episode with the Honch trying to play footsie with the D, so we're not really sure what is going on. Whatever it is...completely disgusting.

We tackle the topic a woman that was arrested after blasting AC/DC's Highway To Hell and other loud music from her home, and she threw a frying pan at a member of her family. She was arrested 4 times in 26 hours. And apparently, she should just use headphones.

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On this episode, Gordy is out, so it is just the D, Honch, and Bubba. It starts up really awkward with the Honch kicking us off with a story of McDonald's, including how to get hundreds of nuggets. What did it mean when for years we ate nuggets, but all of a sudden they announced all white meat. What were we eating before? However, that wasn't really the point of the topic, as a woman in Toledo, Ohio was so angry that she w...

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A 365 pound man ordered a pizza and was angry because he ordered garlic knots and didn't get them. He was so angry that he ended up punching the delivery man in the face. We're going to go out on a limb and say that he didn't get a tip.

An Australian man filled his entire vehicle with water and drove it to the liquor store. He was wearing scuba gear and had modified the vehicle so that you could drive it with water. Tha...

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In this episode, Honch gets us started off with what he does best, talking about the adult industry. A man is suing PornHub, claiming that the adult entertainment website doesn't provide closed caption for the hearing impaired. As it turns out, the VP of PornHub, Corey Price, publically responded that they have over 400 videos with CC. But how would they spell out certain things that take place in these videos, such as the soun...

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In this episode, the Honch is always here because we can't rid of him. And now with our new team member Gordy, we introduce him as someone who played Charlie in Kinky Boots.

Quickly we start in a little bit of a tiff. The Honch doesn't now how to pronounce Billie Eilish and he isn't a fan, but the D is a closet fan. It is not pronounced Billy Eyelash.

The Honch kicks off the news with a story coming out Missouri and Okla...

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With our latest cast, Gordy is now introduced as a cast member of voice from various movies, of which he isn't. This week, we said that he was the voice of Johnny 5 in the 80's classic Short Circuit. It was a crew of 3 this week, as Bubba is currently out of commision but returning soon!

We're not sure if anyone knew this, but the Honch went to college and knew a guy who liked GILF and it's exactly what you think. Hi...

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This week is still just the D and 'The Honch' together. In a basement. Alone. 
Honch rants about anti-vaccinations, including Jenny McCarthy, who thought that her and 'other moms' got autism from vaccinations. D didn't know that that whole story was unnearthed, but is this true?

But that is not the worst of the conversation. There was a lady in Australia that laced suckers with chicken pox, and then proceeded to h...

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