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Welcome everyone to know how thepodcast.
Yes. Yes apparel.
This is episode 79. Wow. 79, I'm proud of you know,
just we're sober. Who's we Collective speak for
the rest of us, the collective. We are sober.
Okay. And then average, we're so yeah.
If it's like a bell curve, that's why we're drinking.
I don't know about curvy but it's like that.
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Hmm, okay, so are we going to dointroduction which because
welcome everyone haleh episode 79, My name is Tony.
I'm joined by my co-host. Super Lord Bow.
Wow. And our special guest is Carlo.
Hello boom. No Way Around think they heard
you got it. You got a little time.
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You did not do your time. Do your mic check, do you mind?
I need to do my mic check so if you go up and enjoy this is the
teams who are right. Please hold on.
Proper testing Carlo. Carlo.
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Welcome sir. If you were ever in a party, in
Nigeria, from 2008, Isa, like early 2000s.
They still did an audit as of three months ago, I was in
London and uncle uncle. The band was setting up an
uncle. Was this high and walked around
and talked to every Mike. Hot just such a hot extra hot.
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Huh. Huh to and I was like so.
Biggest night. You know what?
As kids we saw this happen. We don't fuck with me.
Yeah. We just thought I was an adult.
I'm like, is everything okay? Like is though system broken?
Like they does he like Tourette's like I was going on.
Wow, I mean, I didn't give me know what's going on the Range
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and of like sound kinda past. Yeah.
Like if you could get the Hut and your church is the the
sound. The shootingmonkey my picture
is all that matters but your party ain't shit big cracks.
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Hashtag Big Bounce Energy know if you don't need to him see let
me get my a tractor for I need ahelmet fucked up.
So I would like to see see see Good.
I look in a sushi. I need to MC for your weddings.
These forecasts is not sponsoredby energy because we don't
pronounce ish, 250 and Izzy. How long will you be going to
for Oh okay yeah now that was good.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you,thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you. Come on, Lonnie Welch is almost
like you know what's going on? Bring it back.
Bring it back. Mic check is the name is the
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name of this podcast. My name is Carlo.
If that wasn't clear in the middle of the church.
So Carlos, we had to, you know, get proper introduction to
preserve. This is this is stupendous, this
is a big episode. So the funny thing is, while
this is a momentous episode, I don't know if that's a word, but
it sounds. It sounds like nightmare in
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traffic. It's hey.
We, we say was like traffic kids, who's with the word Now by
walk. You know what?
Okay, say it too. He was born with the green
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passport. Does he know?
He has a green passport? Yeah.
Mike me Charlie, Charlie Charlie.
What should we do? What should we name again?
It's actually cool way. Cool doesn't look like we could
travel on the trout. Business.
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Yeah. But we're in Kumasi but that but
I keep but I keep going on the weekends more like around only
briefcase. But anyway, you guys, please.
Please, Focus. Yes.
Okay. So this is about Carlo.
This is about trans gonna say 13.
Why did not say 13 1913? No, pasta pasta, that's good.
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That's good. That's where I work.
Everything between 13 and 19 Mysteries.
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It might be easy. I'm trying to think, who else?
He was done in know, he does. Oh, wow.
Well, the okay. I didn't think it was Gandhi and
I just know his accent. Sounded all of his somehow to me
but not God. Yeah, well, I wasn't
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any of his songs. Azula any of them.
What do you do? If I where you did go Palace
idea, what kind it is? No, no.
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Dykes come prepared. Next time you speak actually
pair next time. Yeah, you tried.
You tried wonderful, but not for, although we want the proper
introduction, we have Carlo here, that's a Bizzle, I want to
shout out because B, it was one of the first people that was
like, yo, collar should be on o Allah Big Ups to the plug, but I
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remember we know it might have been busily, I think.
There was a woman's event happening in gee.
That wasn't the first time we met the first time.
We actually remember meeting youwas through Bizzle.
He was like, oh, she's lit. She's on the radio.
This is in Brooklyn. That's why I'm well, which one
it was in. Brooklyn, it was the or this
one. Huh.
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Interesting? Yes, I think it was at the Oak.
Was it? The Nike?
There was a woman of Aunt Bessiewas there Carlo.
There was like women event? Yeah, free liquor.
Yes, was I drunk. Is your mom gonna watch this
episode? My mom knows how about to be
mommy haps. Me and Jack Daniels have a
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wonderful relationship. Okay, yeah.
So excellent question. Again, was I drunk, okay?
No, I still have to respect my mom watching this.
Okay. Yeah.
Okay. A big mommy.
Your daughter is making us proud.
Yeah, that's has make you proud.I'm not a problem in the family
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at all. I was like, I'm not the problem,
who's the problem? Like, tell us, I don't know, but
it's not me. That's like we're gonna do intro
first, but it's a whole bunch. Is an incredible artist.
She's actually signed to Sony through Epic Records.
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Yeah. Okay.
I met her when she was creating dance records with a producer
named right on, but it's right on right now.
Yeah, just correct. That is that is that is actually
the most correct part about that, that part of the story.
But now as a solo artist, I've watched Carlo be able to really
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Captivate her fan base and really Elevate herself.
Out in her craft and develop into a very special talent so
gorgeous. I know they can see most of them
like, no, they can stay can see you can't look.
I know, say it, say it with yourchest.
Carlo is gorgeous. Yes, ASMR is gorgeous.
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Is that good? Yes, thank you.
It doesn't bother. You does it?
I appreciate we, we gonna be alright.
Power. Look at pound.
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So we'd be black and white or color depends on the weather.
And the idea is to choose to scramble, I'm laughing, because
I witnessed this and if he's okay, oh my God.
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Depending on the angle, you watch rockapella.
Wow. Oh my goodness.
Why are you side as on a mission?
I don't know if you know this song, We Are Riders some on my
drive. I try my conversion.
No, no please. We are writers.
Come on a mission, and kids, andfuck.
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I was waiting for you to catch up.
Yeah, the heat wave. Nah, that's not fair.
We have to find a way to get man's on here with his beautiful
music - we'll get there. That's it.
That's a that's a fact. Larry is foreshadowing the
midnight crew igwe remix. Yes I lose.
My God, official like a my God. But the rock version classic?
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It's been inside. Two different conditions.
Not home so good. Oh my God.
Otto gahr. Oh my God, he killed that he
killed that in and She did the rendition of the white boyfriend
leading the prayer. Yes, that was.
What we were going to play both of those videos now.
Precisely boy, beware because she barbier are coming.
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So long. Big where?
Oh my God, he's gay. Let me go along with so be a
brawl are persons. Are let me wallow sube and you
Mo are brought to car. Only God could sue boy, beware.
Cassini, probe. Our beer are coming so long.
Be rare. Oh my God, he's gonna let me
well, I'm so beat up all our brothers are.
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Let me borrow his to be in Des Moines for to go.
Oh my God. Ridiculous.
And then the last solar definitely your friends though.
Wow, on a precise. She's talented though.
She killed that video. They probably want to Hofstra
with her. Wow, I'm sorry Mi sorry Mi sorry
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myself. Thank you for joining us,
please. Thank you.
Also grammy-nominated don't play.
I wasn't sleeping blame. I got was this leading say that?
You didn't say. You can also introduce I know
this is your point that I also kind of want to grab me this
year kind of Carlo actually won a Grammy this year.
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Yeah, I sit corrected Grammy. You see winner.
You know stunt sit corrected. You see.
I sit corrected. Wow.
Because now I see it. Hold that right.
Boy. I like directly.
You see it corrected we love with so much love in my brain is
Brennan right now. Yeah, it's a hotel.
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Let's Embrace a brainy stoves jesais.
Okay, well, I'm proud. I'm proud of you.
I am very proud of you. Thanks, big, big, big facts,
Grammy stoves. It's not easy.
It's not easy. It's actually burns on weekends.
My parents are proud of me and weekends.
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Okay, I thought they ought to know maybe Monday through that.
We can call money to tells me, because during the weekend, we
picked her to come to the show on the road.
Absolutely Thunder wrong day. Absolutely get it Maura the
miyamura for more ideas, more well, which one is?
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It double entendre? Okay, I apologize for those who
don't speak your back because they just like double entendre
going on anyway. Is Lauren on the mic.
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Sam. What is nice for you, bro, I
don't know what's going on today.
Yes, you're the blue part. I got blue.
I'm looking at the screen just to see how it comes out to the
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people. Do not even, you know, only this
one people at fellatio. I feel like she lies like is
strong recipe is black. Black on black?
Black would be my son and I like, I like the drip do that
with the block, but I like the judges didn't say I feel like it
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could be a Sean, John fit, almost because I know.
Did he just bought his breath? While we're gonna put you down
for some respect. I'm Sergio to Chinese know, this
is beautiful. I'm checking some reminds me of
that time. Thank you when everything was
shown job velour. Yeah, man.
And I remember when he tried Getthe shirt going, bitchassness.
Your stop stop bitchassness. Yes.
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He was, you know, he was trying to he was on a campaign to hater
know what I would love those voted.
I shirts. Same era, funny enough, same
era, welcome stop. It went from stop bitch asses to
voter diorite is. It is a rocket-powered sudden
one of his reality show and thenhe tried to question was if my
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neighbor was not watching this, I couldn't watch it.
It, I get it, I get it, but my neighbor, almost permanently
you. Tie it into your neighbor's
blessing on emanates. And then, once in a while, it
was Big Brother, you know, the answer, it's no longer.
I'm that God, I don't know. Take your DStv for shaked.
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I will take a DStv. I'm appreciate, say somebody
say, Amen. Hey man.
It's it's it's so Carlo. Thanks for joining us at this.
Come back down. So, tell us a little bit about
your journey. Like why is my mic doing the
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things? I'm trying to struggle, it's
okay. Because it's not a professional
does way ha ha. Hello.
Wow, can you hear me Edsel? Is my snow Network you down?
He's not going to. Can you hear me?
Say I'm a professional. Can you hear me?
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Hello. Hello.
Oh, did you die? I was going on anyways.
Where were you? Born and raised take your time
honey. I was born.
Raised what she did and Legos. Okay.
Legal. Support of liguria.
Wow. Are you style a cool Island?
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You see? Because I spent time in
different parts of Legos and it gives you a little really much
because the thing is that I actually grew up in equi.
Oh, I'm actually quite babe. Why am I laughing so much?
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So he was that like younger color or just do I your time and
see em. Okay.
I grew up in equi in a suburb called You know what's hilarious
about this, you know, until I was about this one, this is the
Saturday morning voice. No, it is, what's this guy's
name? I'm saying, if you give me the
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voice, then you are listening toshore Thompson.
If you would like to call in to dedicate a song to loved ones
are out there. I remember your My3 Midnight's
called you're not cause a lot oftimes, you know, know I've
networked and do orange you wild.
I'm horny, man, shall I sell? And are you not selling?
Please. Can you please turn down your
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radio? Because you see it seems you
have it on while you are on thiscall.
So I can hear your dedication. Your always a professional.
Oh my God bless. You saw me.
He listens to my songs. I think that's amazing.
Oh wow, that's amazing. When you catch the oh geez that
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have like social media profiles,always great.
Yeah. They most of them younger drugs.
Yeah, not most I don't want to say.
I was ready and you already haveyour story that will be pain.
I don't wanna spend it. We want as long as it but this
guy is here being a hater. So I'm gonna say my just to be
safe. See, there's always one like a
constant creaked. I didn't know, I didn't know
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why, cause when you die, Softly.This is going to be all joke's
on you, and I'm gonna bring it back.
I'll bring Nichole. You tell us about the coin.
Did you, how much time do you spend Ocoee?
I grew up in, in koi. Okay.
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And then, I went to boarding school.
We're leaving flower will followyou can apologies to the school
for embarrassing them in advance.
Mmm, how was time and Vivian flowers, is this Secondary
School? Secondary School, okay?
All throughout or Left before you're finished.
No, I finished this year's. That was the perfect.
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Wow, she does. I know those guys are still
yours because I used to lead devotion as a Muslim woman.
Yes, that's awesome. I was mostly class can try a
shrimp. See Your Hands Christian way
nuts. Yeah, so like I didn't teachers
would call to me they're like ohmy God.
I really believed in your ministry and your devotion this
assembly and I'm like yeah, insha Allah insha Allah.
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So you like Kanye. Oh transcription kinda strange
Mercy endures forever. Go away.
Sunday service, he made Jesus Walks, he's allowed to come in
the doors open. But he also they do as ordered
of the Devil in a New Dress. Yeah.
But he the doors are monsters. Only God and he I'm a God.
I'm not against Jesus Walks. Well yeah but yeah just walk at
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it. That's what not.
So he found a devil in the new dress.
That didn't more numbers than anything else.
It was like huh. You're not wrong.
So I'm saying so Jesus got a letter whack.
He's a forgiver. The Lord forgiving forget all of
that etc. Etc.
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You guys are not Liars but I've never lied in my life.
That too was a lot shit. Shit.
Yeah, I went to boarding school.You see and then we move towards
a just hide it. All these what happened with
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same Moon. So, as yeah, you were there
before. Yeah, I was there before before,
and then, I now graduated from Vivian.
Flower your father. Congrats, I know it was short.
She graduated in New York. They shipped you like straight
out of boarding school. Yeah, they simply.
Yeah, night, one being to this country before.
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What year was this me? It to ya?
If I say, do my age, okay, don'tsay it.
Nigeria Airways and Eric I mustn't attend.
I always no way to don't come toship me to u.s.
MMM new Jack. What president you have to give
us the year. Well, brother, who was the
president, in in America and Nigeria choose one is the
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evaluation improve the casino care pologize just use Nigeria
because about you know, I'm trying to distance, okay?
All right. So yes, it was 2009.
Oh, lovely shipped. Yeah, lovely.
Well by my era. Oh, okay.
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Oh no. Hey, how was it?
Kyndra almost. Yeah, I'm guessing you.
I was shipped here, unannounced,a for you knew then and I'll
leave uni. And I'll says my I said, I would
like to become a musician. I've been saying it since I made
to the and data time. They say, if I tell them as
right letter. So I said, Fuck you.
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We came to compromise that if I graduate Union can become a
musician. Okay amazing.
Nigerian parents compromise, just turned up.
Unbeknownst I say hello. I've graduated uni have
fulfilled. My end trying to make music.
I would like to now he, he he hmm.
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Yeah, it's not. So, as an hour last one, what
was it? Hello.
What was that? Yeah, that part I got.
Ducks. Well, honey.
What was that word? But I don't know.
Okay, obviously, I didn't know either.
That's why I X. But we're gonna do.
Ye do you want to do die? I hear, I hear you, I hear you.
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In the world. Oh yeah.
I got it. Hello, we're back, we're back.
We're back. Okay, the MTN number.
You're calling is not in service.
Yeah, please try again later. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Classic copy this, copy this tune press.
What's the number? I tried think of the song that
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was my plan. Remember the number it's always
It's Always Sunny in EG soon. It's always sudden.
They do you call the pound. The nose look.
Artie don't wanna. It's here was that this was this
was, I don't remember maybe my grandma.
I don't remember. Okay, it's very bold.
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Come on, come on. There's been a few of those
songs were like, wow, this petition boys.
America. Yes wow.
Wow. La starts caller tunes.
Yes, you do before they brought to him a lot,
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I had a sidekick but the cycle. I had a, I had a bootleg
sidekick. I never got to pay for it and
there we go. So you had one of those slides
on it. But wasn't a sight, it was a
Nokia n-gage yeah it wasn't us. Yeah, it was cool and then I
broke. The was that cool?
I don't know. The screen, and then I could add
couldn't tell my parents as phone.
Nah, so that's me. I just had enough to get the
engage and then when I broke thescreeners sorry, you do not have
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enough to engage in, not, in good.
You can't skate boarding gate out of bunch of video games on
this. Did you have the Snake Game?
Said, I'd the snake. You don't have the snake guess
where it was advertised us that he gaming phone.
Yes, that's why I got it becauseI like video games stop but I
was I would take papers on. It was it was a thing.
And then I got the palm tree on the channel.
I did you have touches on you. Yes.
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Tetris was that touches in the snake game where you fight and
it just keeps getting longer andyeah but I was fake.
I was you know, I was to fake lit.
So I would have liked I would have liked the cool gadgets but
then I wouldn't have liked internet so I couldn't like
actually do fun shit on it. Yeah it was stupid.
Did you have one of those games that was big and ngos like 80
games? And one I've got to know that
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wouldn't like it was it was likea little Gamepad thing.
So that's how you became prolific on the internet scale
game, boys. No it wasn't a Game Boy was like
a cheaper version and had like 80 games that you just Dinah.
Yeah, I mean, maybe maybe ma'am.Am I see made in China?
I don't know. No, no.
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But the caller tunes. This was the funny part.
So T-Mobile was paying people, you know, get commissions are
called zones. So people had encounters to
random people's account but you don't pick the song because
obviously it's just been added on.
Yeah. And I For this church lady come
in and and black and because it was a song with a lot of curses
and she was like the head of thechurch and someone had to call
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it. Those other people call her
phone and it would be some just going on x-ray to see my all.
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She's not sure like bro it was like he was going to sneak
something and then I have been entire week.
Laughing about your collection. To Agatha is the perfect shirt.
Yeah, Gertrude Gertrude because you see, I was moving my used to
go to church. For.
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I don't know. I can't even enter without
permission. Nice fat.
Yeah. Nice.
Is the Nigerian loves to make abbreviate laughs daddy.
Now, I will googly eye shadow the it was doing something for
tomorrow. Yes.
And unfortunately for us the only way to save perfect, that's
it. But what I love you could buy
sweets bouncing Anglican Church,specifically turn up, they used
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to serve your love. Meat pie, meat pie, they had two
days to go. Go to and we can charge all your
education and and colleges to all staff involved.
I used to steal Sunday way. Wow.
And go to angle. Where is your stealing from
laundry room? Somebody would have got them on
weekends. Oh wow Babs.
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The best thing. My height, my build so it's
free. Oh I miss this time.
The Lord I will go to the Anglican Church as a Muslim
woman. Yes.
Oh my God, because they always have food.
And I know the songs because your mommy I didn't even realize
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I was see you here. Oh, Auntie mommy Auntie.
Momma no realize I was see you here.
Oh no, what a surprise, she willnot give me 250 to 500 naira.
Wow that's a lot of but back in the day or the week that's a lot
of money back. Not much talk shop.
You can buy with that. How much nuria's.
Hmm. Milkha fly.
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Like so okay Bobby. Oh wow!
Just wow! That's a lot of stuff Vibes.
Oh my god. Oh she's really a transfer,
that's awesome, 17 Ira. Wow, thanks cash money.
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That's what you're I don't understand.
We're in Nigeria, then he wantedpercent because it's the you
know that the sugar cane is the poverty and the they don't clean
all the bottles all the way, it's like all the dirt in the
air, it's okay. Cool.
That works is a high fructose corn syrup and I compared to
Chicago. And yeah, it's a Rouge.
You got why you gotta say to Poverty, I didn't mean that.
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But basically any time I've had don't actually said the perfect.
For, you know, he's saying. It's very you know I tried this
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tender and in Nigeria are fighting the chicken dance
pound. Now you have to get the evil.
The name of the chicken foul. Why is it foul?
Yeah, because the wild chicken found.
Why is it? Why is it called the chicken you
eat? Don't even move their legs.
Yeah, they be chillin. So the one way item in Nigeria
is moving, that's running good. And the things that Sound good.
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I found about you. See what I was trying to say.
I wish a the ocean. How long have you been eating?
Wow, sake. I shall like talking.
I should burst. The other way guy.
Yeah, I'm sorry, let's go back to the stain on the couch.
That's right. Next claim.
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That's reverse, you got a car. You got a car, man.
So, how did we get, too chicken to eat Cena's?
I mean, you said all things that.
Well, the last time you ATM machine, that's never happened.
Never happened. Like to look at the cameras
that, you know, he's never happened.
She is wherever she is what I do.
Suggest you will never find evidence of such.
Is there evidence to be found know?
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There is that something you never had a massage?
In. If it happened, I would admit
that happens of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
Thank you. God, for that one box, dude.
Sometimes we see you. Just answer your question now
with that Parable, but it didn'thappen.
When's the last time, you know? But I know.
He don't know that. You don't know, I'm as fine are.
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You don't know that? He don't know.
That's also great. Do you see?
I see. It's, what's that burning song?
I know, I know, I don't even know the song.
I know, I know. Wow that's a long long time.
Why you don't know that song Secret but I know he's not
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there. I know is in there you want to
bet $1? Oh hell yeah that's right.
I bet it's called listen becausethe artist is not staying the
way he was saying it's he's you know you don't leave okay?
I don't accept that. Most people who had turned if I
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know it's you know they are toldyou know someone who is a
musical professional. Can I tell you?
Tells me I'm tone-deaf all the time.
Who tells you I like Inca. Oh wow.
Of course she would not do it. Yeah so you guys I agree.
I'm not agree. I've never you know what it is
Bible Houston even know her likeyou know me the way here.
You how dare you five been in the car we was Finding okay?
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Yeah, it was my business. Okay, you got To America.
Yes, back. See your good deeds by the end
of the episode. We're gonna get here in her
life. She's gonna get here.
Oh done, let me a sec. Oh my God.
Now it's like I'm nobody gets back to America so I'm Erica.
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Yes. Come-come I say Christopher
Columbus, it's okay. Dying over there, chance and
that who's in the background. But now we're bar you from sorry
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to hear that. I was like, ya.
You were gonna have a moment butshe's hiding.
Here is nuts, big Bronx and there's no.
But see, when I first came here,I actually went to a place
called Queens. Oh God.
Yeah. So Martin Luther Erica?
Yeah, I did. But then I hadn't even watch
Coming to America at time. Real reason I had in my dream.
What we do not have TV with Mohammed, rabie HSN.
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I am I to watch American movies,they do big pain and then you
rolled the TV, the VHS back and you play.
It's but only used to put little, you know they you know
that's so funny me. That's those send me a mission,
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make sure everything is bad for you return.
It's the only time this watch issee my daddy to come to
knee-jerk. Right?
So, you now bring tip of teens like stops.
Like a dozen documentary. Okay, okay, okay, protect
Grammys. Yeah, yeah.
(35:18):
Some grass to Greece. Hey, don't hate the player.
Hate the game from platter, but have a tips to present, you
know. Actually a fun fact talk.
It was the year before the grandmother.
I got nominated for my sister, one competition.
Yeah. Who's gonna text Grammys to blah
blah blah blah. Yes yes we want to get to know
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this is our last chance to go see ya.
Okay, so when's with no realize it puts us in nosebleed and
other people's for his flight and hotel.
And Oh, you wanted. And what they want you to know.
We told you before transport at least.
Did you grab two states? Now, you can start walking
today. You learned how much you want
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for the ground. Just going to Lagos
In both sides, 14 nights before this Gala was still wanted 500
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if you see this is they put us in nosebleed people around us
having binoculars. We were kind of doing come
prepared. And you manifested it.
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me? Don't you and close their seats,
do you think God I so you've notpaid for the basically
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Reduce thing for a seat. Sobs, I should call.
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I don't give a flying everywhere.
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burning again. It's on brained also.
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Lagos, so I'm a flag goes down. So, Rob them have.
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that are really from Legos. I'm one of them.
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Well, it's about. Wow, okay, take your time.
Baby joke was I do not see, how did you forget?
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Most apologized sincerely. I feel like water like the
dinner. Two different people spilled
drink. I'm like, so, my God.
No. She's actually, you know, people
are just naturally hilarious. Now, she's hilarious, but I have
to wear diapers next time. A runner.
Yeah, it shouldn't be together. You should move.
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That's it are out. Let's it are less on anti
websites unanswered. Lets it be known to the crowd.
I was one of those kids is of what's really find yourself,
projecting childhood trauma. Yeah, I've let it all out.
They no longer shows banking forI used to I used to that pee in
the bed. I have no idea.
Why did drink also has killed and no by butter school.
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I had finished. Thank you.
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Well, to sleep on the bottom of such bunker June.
So do you actually IP was Dripping?
Wow, she was beyond amazing. No, I had the rich.
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Aunt is the come now comes the day.
Love me. I was the nephew everyone loved,
but I just remember, I asked myself in this house until I
took care of my dress outside, many times.
I was dragging my dress out. That's big stuff.
I had to, I had to do it. Be proactive before they come to
(44:17):
the feeling of waking up on doing this, to your bed.
Yo, no today. Dead ass.
Like you do how did wake up and you did push the bed and she
whip. And you be like, damn, I mind
you. I don't flip the mattress.
I've been flipping mattresses, you know, I don't remember the
(44:40):
foam you don't. And then my little sister stop
peeing, the bed, I like to. So what the fuck?
But I can see you. So listen, I will And we both
stopped being at the same time. Hilarious.
What? Because if you ever if she
stopped peeing and you will keptbeing, I was like, you're
feeling which Village do, you know?
(45:00):
I don't. It was the dream.
It was. Do you remember the dream you
dream that you're about to pee? You do know you're about to pee.
Not totally. I feel like your enemies after
you. So, why were you being in bed
then? How do you change that?
(45:27):
Up until I was done like 9 or 10.
But I stopped because my sister was making fun of me.
My goddess Laxmi me. I was like, 3 years younger than
me. So for me, I and she had
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stopped, she had stopped, this is the, didn't have like a
penis. Bed.
My sister, neither. Whoa, what's going on?
I was embarrassed. So, my one, my brain was like, I
hold me peeing, the bed, my sister.
It's a ritual that we should. I even if I peed the bed, nobody
no knife. Am I hit the bed after that?
Nobody know. I would go like pee like five
(46:10):
times before I sleep, bro. I really have that dreamed of my
own who either, I slept walked or I would dream that I got up.
Exactly. Yeah.
Then you start using the bathroom and then.
Yeah. So now you owe trash.
Wait a minute. You know, waiting time I woke up
(46:33):
and I was peeing. A knife is called those Bean?
No, no, but I mean there's one time.
I walked about peeing in the corner of my bedroom.
Okay. Yeah, there was a lot of other
really actively during your absence because I realize, oh
I'm not If you watch if you watch that even though if you
(46:54):
want Jack to strange, you know what they were doing to you?
Because you were controlling youfor being a baby from a
different realm. But you know, we thank God for
deliverance. Not Vengeance came yesterday and
shame because I had to stop because of Shame.
You know what? I've slipped so many mattresses
though. You know it's not Macintosh.
You did it but you did. No, I'm asking both of you but
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we had windows in my house. I didn't like in touch apple
pie, sounds familiar. No computer.
No real, sorry, but no, no, I'm trying to trust cover.
Yes, I did. They wanted to buy it for me.
Hmm, it was plenty shameful things.
I was happily awesome. It's like a mattress.
Like it's like a Madeline, like a proof.
(47:37):
Oh God is waterproof it crunchy,so way, out tossing, you can't,
okay? And no, I was never gonna get
there. I've never heard of that, that
wasn't, we didn't have that. But so now that material slip in
the sleeve. Ben and webp, the bed will be
good but usually also is like a like a liner.
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This is hilarious. That's sad bro.
Oh Larry I'm so happy. We're no longer there.
This is something I would like to reserve probably.
Isn't it? Crazy, cuz now you get older you
can't hold your pee again, bro. Discuss this in private, I mean
hilarious, honey, Pamela my therapist.
Okay, Charlotte sir, Pamela Pamela and her work, she's done.
(48:19):
Great work. I used to be crazy.
Daisy. Yeah, used to know I'm like a
lot Karma. Crazy.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah, sure.
Big p. When you were you pre therapy
(48:40):
before we met? No, no.
That's trying to oust. I'll try to.
Yeah, you are trying to decreasedecrease dies presents.
Now is residual. Okay, yeah, Pamela.
Only do so much. Yes, you can only do so much.
Could only we've done. Go for Progress.
Tried Pamela. You are pushing people Pamela?
Yeah that's good. That's good.
(49:04):
Speaking of pushing you can often see on Petey.
Did I hear about the wire cell? I'm just very upset because my
husband Young Thug is involved and it's just like my baby
daddy, don't got to be in that. You know, he's from work.
Yeah. What's that actually is about to
be crazy. So what's the actual story?
(49:25):
Because I only seen, well, I've seen parts of it and obviously,
all the time line attorneys. I've been going off, but of
Twitter attorneys, rented a car for somebody to kill somebody
fun. They killed somebody fun again,
allegedly allegedly, these are all alleged great words.
Great words. You know, is the baby?
I have two lawyers and they don't deliver.
They don't player will Kill Ya, Terra and Christine Augustine
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actually. Text me saying she loves your
software. Michael Byrne.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
I have a. I have a Haitian.
What you, actually, what? I actually did it myself.
Pamela her now. Well, she's gonna watch this
thing together. You guys don't Tick-Tock.
I sure did it myself. No, we don't Tick-Tock.
Well, I'm not cool enough yet. We who is we?
(50:10):
Will you be tick-tocking stuck? You know, the reference?
Nobody hansik touch. You know, I actually did it
myself. So what's the vow?
I've seen the video as well. But what's a reference to is it
we have Fox o kind of is What would like with the makeup?
(50:32):
The crazy. Yeah.
With the eye and she has a humanhair purse.
And then someone's like, who may?
She's like actually didn't know how aggressive little.
Yeah. What animals are because there's
cat eyes. Is it really feels like a honey
badger. Honey.
Badger to me right? Bless her.
(50:53):
Bless both the snakes honey. Badgers are no joke.
They're aggressive. Hell, no, Joe don't.
Like the white honey. How are you honey?
Badger is like, it's like a, what's called not killer.
Killer whales are actually peaceful with the wasn't
actually Killers. The Dolphins is, the Dolphins
are angry guys. Nowadays, some oils are.
Can't remember the name, but they're very aggressive
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creatures. Orca.
Orcas are talkers. There you go.
The ones. No, no Free Willy was nicer than
or co-worker, you sure. Yeah, okay.
You've really made me cry while I was in danger, but it Michael
Jackson. Yes, of course of thousand.
Reason why I cry. I also cried, I was waiting for
you to confirm why you cried? No, no.
Is before I also read, it wasn'treally cool.
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Titanic are two things I remember crying.
Okay, Titanic actually gave me nightmares.
And I've actually never talked about this publicly but because
the Titanic. Okay, family say so that
actually this actually ties in well with the, I know we went
from YSL, coming back to your husband.
Lot of circle back, we're gonna Circle back for sure because
it's because just remember slime.
(51:59):
All right, slime. That's exhausting their
husbands. It's all connected.
Yeah, so when I used to have nocturnal emissions, okay,
peeing the bed. Okay, when that phenomena used
to happen it was around the time.
It started. My earliest memory is when
Titanic came out, was a 96. 97. Boom.
And I used to have nightmares. Can I watch the whole movie in
(52:23):
the movie theater, with my parents?
My dreams movie was rated R. Yes, what we are watching a
farmhouse? Was where Manuel country.
Lit. Okay, so so basically, I watch
the movie in the movie, there's my parents.
And then I went home and had nightmares for like, a year
(52:44):
after that. Yeah.
Because you're watching in the movie, you're watching, people
freeze to death and I didn't disturb him.
I was seeing ghosts in my bedroom, for me, I wasn't even,
you know, I mean, I drivers and white people, so then I was
peeing. The bed all the time.
It just felt like, I felt like white movies.
Just why people just existed or movies.
Only that movement, that movie gave me trauma trouble.
Anyway, I knew 0y people. Again Trump tried for it to like
(53:06):
an intimacy, the sea like that was small Beach.
Yeah. Bob each my sister but which
part did you know? I grew up in but I agree.
Hey, anyway, did you see the video of?
It was like Cara Rams. The African mom's the back.
Yes. Yes, African mom's rapping.
You haven't seen that one. We gotta play that for you.
(53:27):
The African mom's wrapping was one.
Yeah. And then there was the other one
with the African my when you like when your mom told you,
it'll get it back, go get her bag on the In the bedroom.
Yeah. And then you can't find it.
And then she comes to the bedroom and evidently, it's
there's pops up. She's a thief, has turned up and
I see you cram. What should I do to you?
They did ask you. Yeah.
Are you have to, actually pick is not sarcasm.
(53:48):
So, for those that haven't seen it.
Here's the video. Did you see the video where the
(54:27):
guy was talking about? Why do women get horny after
sex? Oh, I can't, I can't.
That's my friend. Are, you know him?
Yeah. The guy, you know, and you
didn't think to give him any advice as to, why?
Okay. Everybody never mind.
Yeah, here's the video that guy.I haven't seen it.
Why do women get so horny after sex?
Like, I probably just gave you two good rounds.
(54:49):
She didn't come my dear, she didn't come.
I'm so sorry. Now, reach completion.
I apologize. No one was saying it.
I had to say it. I felt like it would be easier
coming from this filter. This is me again.
So again, great personality, my friend, good guy, good guy, good
vibes. Okay.
Did y'all see the video where the kid was talking about when
(55:10):
he was basically playing the professor that meets her mom?
Who's promising? Oh, yes.
The teacher. Yeah, the teacher to meet you
about teachers and the kids failed the class for your kids,
too stupid to get it. Wait is that
(55:40):
you are not using the vulnerablestate of students as the
leveraging tool? I William you these are things
that now the EU. Now the jakku the EU now is that
these children are I do work on wood tick tock nearby on
Instagram. Oh I understand you know things
like this Louie account and you know Mark consider someone hey
(56:04):
JJ pepper. Okay then yeah graphs in a
matter. Of course e rasool is really
really sad what's happening. Okay.
Is this your son? Oh, how are you ownership?
Various estate? Oh, lovely, lovely, so
(56:26):
concealer. First, study medicine.
Oh yeah, you are be okay. Okay.
So caliban job. One Totti.
Was that a time? You wrote it.
So that's what it's called. That's what is called.
Well, what's the problem? I'll be in a felon on Monday so
(56:53):
but the thing is, carbon fund Charter.
Add some cocoa. Shamu at Theater Arts is, you
know, only cross Unison. So woman.
So, doctors in the go to theaters were chatter.
You don't like that. You would like to add that
because you have comedian. You are your mother because me,
(57:15):
understand. My mom about 130, you say, she
coming to medicine this year. After laughter is the best
medicine Journal of Oh yeah thatsure was already.
Tell you ready? Nice.
His body language was on come onshit Teta art because you know
doc tiny tears are also I you know laughter is the best
(57:38):
medicine. He's so good cut.
Ya know laughing. You're not laughing now.
I gotta Play that video again. I should as hilarious but you
know, the EU. Now the even now he's got these
kids. Y'all East wall already started.
Larry Tik-Tok education, third smoke, instead of this today.
(58:13):
Sorry, you know. Oh my god.
Oh. Um but not we're about to we got
to put her song up. If we're about to wrap up soon,
we definitely you guys were justin too much food.
You just have too much. Now, we're gonna wrap it up.
We're gonna wrap it up, we're skipping all that.
(58:34):
For the next one we might do an emergency one.
Hi Carlos here. So we're gonna be late.
Play Carlos shit? No, we gotta, yeah, we could do.
Yeah we'll play call the show. Yes we do want to play is called
drag me out. It's my new thing.
Yes. I was hurting all it's not rent
them plugged in. That's the right.
It's not. You're going to have to add it.
It's fine. We got can do that.
(58:55):
Just like, pop them. Say say, Bob, she's bought it
only Mike, but like many. Oh, who's on board?
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one happen because I went to an end A party.
Uh-huh coffee story about drug mouth organ.
So I went actually I can tell the real story because the
podcasting concussed, right? So I went through the mouth
eggs, album, release party. Okay, I know it was dancing.
There's no way did not sit rightwith my spirit.
Hello, yes, that's why nobody dances actually.
(01:00:30):
That's why I was like, doesn't anyone else in this town?
No more. What is this?
Really brilliant story and Brilliant origin story.
Exactly. It's a villain origin story
because I'm just like, doesn't like I hear unfortunately, for
my team at the time. Liquor coke and I was like, I'm
wave just fuck and DJ is just playing box after box after box
and you expect me to just stand around and network.
(01:00:52):
The first, what is it? That's a lie for, you know,
that's gonna really. Yeah, because even know that sex
he was so late because obviouslyis I will just came out and he
was like, dancing me and stuff and they were like, do you know
him? I was like, I've never met him
my life. But yeah, we're both answer.
That's probably why I connected.Yeah, because I want to so cool
and LA and then they eventually they tried to drag me out that
(01:01:14):
didn't work out. So that's why it was like, if
I'm Gonna Leave, You Gonna have to drag me out, but they
couldn't. So I mean, but we have been
drinking while everybody drunk that drink is except for me.
Wow, you see, we're gonna chase that.
Wait, let's chairs as you wrap up.
Shout out to call of being here.Thank you for joining us for
episode 79 grow up. Police that sha Tsui Carlo, Real
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Housewives, you and we're going to shake the people, wow, for
the songs of the week. I'm, I'm going to pick which one
are you doing when I could actually?
No. That's all Edna.
Ugly. Happy birthday.
(01:02:05):
That's just something that is coming soon.
Already weak. Yes.
Okay, we're done. My smile song.
Drag me out. Bye.
Drag me out, of course. Hello.
Very, very many happy returns. Which one is your song of the
(01:03:22):
racy? Scn she'll worry.
Okay. Are you doing Mike?
(01:04:55):
You my own is going to be wasn'twhy don't you love me kiss me.
I'll never let you down baby killer day you know that song
you know the song it's called Baby kilo de okay I haven't
heard that. I don't know.
(01:05:19):
Maybe you guys were in a follower?
Nope, no, it's the whole thing, don't worry?
Yeah, we are playing that next. Okay.
(01:06:32):
So that's the songs of the week but those are the songs that are
weak, man, that's my song. He's proud of it.
He gonna stick by him. Love me.
He's gonna stick by it live on the trip, as we always turned a
few. He's not singing in the we now
we have to turn that feature on the podcast.
Wow. As we have a Grammy award
winner. So we had to climb out Amita
more. I
(01:07:02):
talk about it but what if I listen stuff lie.
Okay, so we're going to wrap up episode 78.
Thank you all for listening. We appreciate Nia.
I keep saying 72 count. I can't count that high counsel.
We have guys, good luck. I went I didn't stay but she has
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a Carlo. Carlo came through and Hand
Grenades. Hang with us we're gonna have a
party to this has been great. Ah-choo will be on the podcast
itself. Yeah, will record that and
finish the rest of our just because we want to know what
happens when you enter America after the first time in America.
So thank you all episode 79. Ehh, you see you next time?
(01:07:46):
Most awful. Yeah.