Real Horrorshow Podcast
Sam and Stormy died and they can't get into Heaven until they review every horror movie on Netflix.
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We said we’d get to it, and here it is:
Terrifier 2.
This little independent horror flick took TikTok by storm a few months ago, and we’re finally seeing what all the hype is about.
Taking place literally hours after the end of the first Terrifier, we follow Sienna, a high schooler grieving the loss of her father, as she prepares for a wild Halloween night. However, Art the Clown and his new demon daughter have other plans for t...
The Originals is starting to find its mojo again in this first half of Season 4. Hayley, after five years of being a single mother, finally has all the pieces in place to wake up the Mikelsons. Including kidnapping and holding an innocent werewolf hostage. But that fine. That’s the least terrible thing anyone has done in this show.
Meanwhile, Marcel continues to torture Klaus, which I’m sure won’t come back to haunt him in anyway....
The Invitation is a 2022 horror romance film that did not get the attention it deserves. Starring Nathalie Emmanuel and Thomas Doherty, the film follows a young woman desperately seeking a family connection after the death of her mother.
Thanks to online DNA testing, she’s able to meet one of her distant cousins who invites her to a family wedding in England, all expenses paid. She accepts, thinking she’s about to have the family ...
We have officially reached the five-year time jump of The Vampire Diaries universe. That’s right season, three of The Originals wraps up with the Mikelson siblings falling into magical sleep while Klaus agrees to a life of torture to atone for his sins.
There’s also this whole thing with Marcel becoming Super Mega Original, but we’ll deal with the fallout of that in season four…probably. Sometimes they forget to wrap up plotline...
Life hit us hard n January, but we’re finally here to bring you our hot takes and cod takes on 2022’s viral sensation.
‘Skinamarink’ is a 2022 horror movie about two kids who wake up to find their father missing. Strange things continue to happen as the doors and windows begin to disappear in their home, leaving fewer and fewer ways to get away from the monsters lurking in the shadows.
This is probably THE most divisive horror...
Happy New Year! We're back after a long holiday break. It wasn't planned, but life just happens this time.
It's 2023, and we're excited to get into the new crop of horror movies being unleashed upon us this year. So, join us as we make tentative plans to review a hot new movie making rounds on Horror TikTok.
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Did you know the US remake of Goodnight Mommy came out earlier this year? Well, if you didn't you're in good company because we heard absolutely nothing about this tired remake.
Starring the queen of US adaptations, Naomi Watts, Goodnight Mommy (2022) follows almost the exact same story as the original Austrian film of the same name. Only...not as good. So, if you're looking for a watered-down version of the original where nothing...
Hey all you cool cats and kittens, we’re back this week to let you know that we’re still not caught up on The Originals. But it’s okay. We’re just watching for funsies anyway.
But, that doesn’t mean we’re not going to fill you in on all the other fun stuff going on in our daily lives. Like, Sam getting to attend Kevin Smith’s SModCastle Film Festival and how Stormy is hard at work on that Ph.D.
We’ve also chosen the next film we ...
Terrifier 2 was recently trending on the TikTok, so naturally, we had to jump on the bandwagon by reviewing…its predecessor, the cult classic 2016 horror film about Art the Clown. Terrifier, if you will.
Yes, it’s taken us a minute to get around to it, but were fame hungry Internet sluts who only review what’s popular.
Or whatever we want to watch.
You’re not paying us for this shit.
We also spend an appropriate amount of time ...
Why is it so sticky in Philadelphia? Is there a hurricane outside?
This week on the minishow we ask all the important questions. But we mostly decide on the next movie we're watching to review.
We're also going to have a quick chat about the weather and upcoming horror-adjacent releases coming to a theatre near you.
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We’re back with our highly-anticipated review of the Hulu original movie “Prey.”
Prey is the fifth installment of the Predator franchise and serves as a prequel to all the other films in the series.
We’re taken back to the year 1719, where a young Comanche woman must prove herself as a warrior when she comes face-to-face with the advanced alien race we’ve all come to know and love.
We also talk about Native representation in othe...
It’s time for another mini-sho where we talk about whatever the hell we want--but mostly Season 3 of ‘The Originals’. The stakes have increased with the arrival of Klaus’s ex-girlfriend who wants him back.
Or she wants to kill him.
It’s always hard to tell with this group.
We also have some scathing critiques of the horror community in this episode. It’s gonna get spicy.
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Hey all you cool cats and kittens, we're traveling to a beautiful remote island to catch some sun and relaxation. And to fight a horrible man-fish living in a hole in the bottom of the ocean.
Which is more or less the plot of this week's movie: 2019's Sweetheart starring Kiersey Clemons, Emory Cohen, Hanna Mangan-Lawrence, and Andrew Crawford.
Sam also does her best to give a mini-Halloween Ends review without spoiling the movie ...
We’re worried, darling. This week, we’re picking out our next movie review and having a quick discussion on what went wrong with the smash hit new movie Don’t Worry Darling. Because what else is there to talk about in the film industry besides juicy drama?
And Harry Style's lackluster performance. Sorry no sorry.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
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Being life-long horror fans, we know a thing or five about unnecessary sequels, which is why we're pumped to cover "Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight II." Picking up exactly where the first left off, we follow a young police officer who just wants to be a hero and impress the woman he loves. Naturally, things are never so simple, so when our final girl from the last movie turns into a monster, he and the survivors of the previous ...
No one ever said raising a vampire baby would be easy, which is exactly what Klaus Mikelson is going to learn in Season Three of 'The Originals'.
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Vampires are slowly coming back into vogue after being overplayed in the 2010s. So, this week we’re reviewing the hot new Jamie Foxx movie Day Shift, which also features the incredible talents of Drew Franco as his dorky sidekick, and Snoop Dogg as the coolest vampire hunter in the United States.
Jamie Foxx plays a struggling vampire hunter who is just trying to make ends meet and hold his family together. However, something sin...
As Summer starts winding down, we’re getting back into our regular schedule of movie reviews and watching terrible vampire TV Shows. This week on the Minishow, we have an update on The Originals situation, a discussion about James Franco as Fidel Castro, and a super duper quick review of Fall, a new thriller featuring two girls who get stuck on the tallest TV tower in the United States. Really, a very preventable situation.
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This week, we're reviewing the early 2000s classic 'The Mist'. Based on the Steven King novella of the same name, 'The Mist' follows a father in his desperate struggle to survive a strange phenomenon with his young son. He finds himself trapped in a local grocery store when a mysterious mist filled with horrifying monsters descends upon the town.
Sam and Stormy also discuss their new jobs, and the exciting steps Stormy is taking i...
Netflix has betrayed us. They took away the show we’re watching, so now we’re struggling. But don’t you fret--we will plow forward in our consumption of ‘The Originals’ no matter what!
Because season 2 is filled with sex, family drama, body swapping, and werewolf trust falls! Klaus will do whatever it takes to protect his family*
*Including killing his family.
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