Smut.

Smut.

We don‘t give sex advice, we make you laugh about sex. Getting yourself laid is your problem. If you like what you hear please become a patron of the show for bonus content and insider information. www.patreon.com/smutpodcast

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January 20, 2022 29 min

On today's episode Lisa quizzes Michelle about the type of man she likes to sleep with, is it better to be loud or quiet during sex, plus we find a man who decided to promote his tutoring business on Pornhub. 

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Lisa and Michelle talk about strange sexual customs from around the world, and follow that up with some unusual global wedding traditions. We announce the winner of our custom episode contest and Lisa and Michelle 

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Happy New Year! Our gift to you is that Smut has gone weekly! In today's episode, we cover porn pet peeves, sexual mishaps and...nose erections? Plus we're holding a new contest where one lucky Patron will win a virtual dinner with Lisa and Michelle. Sign up here: 

https://www.patreon.com/smutpodcast

 

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December 23, 2021 37 min

It's probably too late to get any of these gifts for that special someone, but on today's episode we discuss a new male contraceptive device, a vibrator that speeds up as you do (however that works), VR Dating, and a Netflix watch party but for porn. Plus Lisa and Michelle discuss their favourite New Year's Eve experiences.

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Today we learn Smut Moe is a Cum Queen. Hypothetically speaking, if Smut Terry died in the middle of recording, how could Lisa and Michelle save his sperm? They also delve into more facts about cum, tune in, maybe you can learn something. 

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Do you have sexsomnia? Apparently it's a thing. Lisa and Michelle discuss the kind of dick pics they wouldn't mind receiving. You've heard of Queefs, what about the male equivalent, deefs?

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Lisa and Michelle discuss sex positions that some women find uncomfortable, we have a new contest where you can win a personalized episode just for you, plus we have an interview with the wonderful Florence Barkway from Come Curious and the F**ks Given podcast. 

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Move over Bitcoin, there's a new cryptocurrency in town! Find out how banks are trying to control what kind of porn you can watch, and should sex toy designers give up on trying to do anything with guys' balls? Also, find out how you can win your very own customized episode in a new contest for November!

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October 14, 2021 39 min

Smut Lisa rents a haunted Air BnB for her anniversary, a man plans a threesome with two ghosts, and for some real horror, find out what happens when you glue your pee-hole shut instead of using a condom (don't try this at home!)

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September 30, 2021 56 min

Forget the 3 Rs, on the Season 4 opener we're learning about the 3 Bs - Balls, Bees and Big Dicks! Can testicles taste? Do bees make you horny? Are you a size queen? They didn't teach you this in school. Join Lisa and Michelle for another great episode of Smut.

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On the Season 3 finale, Michelle and Lisa look into the revamped Victoria's Secret, talk about sexy alien times and beyond the Princess Leia slave outfit, is Star Wars sexy? Also, how much would it cost to get Michelle to sit on a cake?

Even though we're going on a hiatus after this episode, there's bonus content, episodes and events that will continue until we're back. We can only make the show with your support:

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June 17, 2021 50 min

Lisa, Moe & Terry try writing their own Tinder profiles in advance of Slutty Summer, they reminisce on how awkward sex education was back in grade school and how it should be approached today, plus Michelle asks Terry some questions about his relationship with Lisa. 

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We look at the 21st century version of Key Parties, slutty summer in the wake of people getting vaccinated and society opening back up, naked events around the world and some vintage porn! 

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Mark your calendars for the Lovesense International Orgy, a porn company introduces masturbation breaks at work, plus Lisa and Michelle play a round of would you rather with some unexpected results. Also, how do you know you have sad nipples?

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May 6, 2021 56 min

In this episode we look at weird sex toys, weird things that can make you orgasm, weird relationships, weird jobs and more! This episode is dedicated to Smut Moe's mom, #RIPSmutMom. 

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April 15, 2021 45 min

We look at celebrity penis sizes, see if a dick pic foretold a major world event plus look at the sad trend of pollution causing smaller penis sizes. Plus we announce the winner of the DarkroomVR.com contest. And speaking of VR, a new company is venturing into smell-o-vision. 

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April 1, 2021 41 min

Lisa and Michelle found some new sex toys, ordered other toys and gave their thoughts and a new product that can give the Balldo a run for its money. They discuss a masturbation survey and a woman with an unusual growth. 

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Today we talk about the increase in the amount of Pandemic porn being made, we talk to Twitter's Whatevah Amy about growing a social media following, Only Fans, Implants and more! Plus we discuss a new type of sex furniture. 

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Sex isn't all fun and orgasms, we look at some bizarre accidents that have happened during sex. We review some new quiet toys that you can use during solo time when you aren't alone at home, plus we read the winning entry of the mylorals.com contest. 

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February 19, 2021 59 min

In the age of COVID pussy masks are now a thing, we talk flavoured condoms, glory holes and discuss a new sex garment. Also, we pit two local businesses against each other in the ultimate doughnut showdown - Glory Hole Doughuts vs. Lady Glaze Doughnuts!

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