The Macron Show

The Macron Show

We bring you the Internet’s best prank calls and comedy. Mondays With Macron: Every Monday at 10pm UK time, with at least 2 bonus shows every week for supporters! patreon.com/macron

Episodes

July 26, 2021 228 min
Blackzilla Vs Master Nerdy Gotta love it when the show names just write themselves as we go along. Amazing show this week featuring the return of the real Tyrone, and he's back to stealing packages! We also ruin someone's 12 hour hold streak on the phone to an airline, we cause some very confusing scheduling problems for one family, Ron accidentally charges $60,000 to someone's company credit card, Ron highly offends...
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Are You A Lawyer? The big question on everyone's lips this week is indeed; are you a lawyer though? This week prepare yourselves to deal with a lady who trashed her hotel room, a lady who gets her internet cut off for mouthing off, another man doesn't want to pay his cancellation fees, a lady keep complaining about her horrible phone service, one man has trouble verifying himself for Yelp, one couple get very confused by...
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July 12, 2021 225 min
I Was Only Joe King Firstly thank you to the mother of the complainer who called her son Joe King and thus made this the easiest bad pun show name ever! This week Ron spends the entire show trying to get a gift of tequila and raw eggs to a hotel guest with too many people, we also helped Joe King himself deal with a very very serious flight issue in Vegas, we donate another customer's refund to help get Donald Trump re-elect...
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July 10, 2021 216 min
Saturday Night Ron What is this insanity? Mondays With Macron but on a Saturday? It really happened! This show was to say thank you to everyone for helping us smash our donation target this week and helped us replace our busted up TV. You guys are the best so we tried to make this show as crazy as possible and I think we did pretty well. Get ready to meet a man who really does not like robots, we cause trouble for one special li...
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July 5, 2021 247 min
Sea Slugs On A Plane Welcome to another amazing Mondays With Macron! This really was a show of epic proportions that mainly focused on airline complainers. This week we deal with a lady who has been driven insane by Jetblue customer service, a banking customer with a phone that doesn't damn well work, we have a fun conversation with a lady after making her hang up on the real customer services after being on hold for 10 stra...
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June 28, 2021 222 min
Adult Dippers What a crazy show this week. Not only did we have the crazy Canadian CarpelTunnel back in the studio but we had a whole host of super crazy people who wanted to argue with us, despite our amazing customer service. This week we meet a serious technical computer expert who would never let his security be compromised, we meet a lady who for some reason did not want to donate the profits from her book to Melania Trump,...
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Fireman Ron And The 40 Year Old Virgin In this amazing and incredible show not only do we have some fancy upgraded webcam technology going on but sweet gentle Ron literally saves one poor woman from burning to death in a terrible house fire, tries to service a 40 year old virgin on Zoom, we attempt to derail some plumbing work live at the scene, we put another unruly child on the no fly list, Ron and Scoby attempt to hook up wit...
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June 14, 2021 232 min
Sassy And Horny This show name is way more family friendly than you might think, kinda, but don't go listening to this at work or in front of the kids or anything just in case. This week on Mondays With Macron we meet another man with a broken tranny, a man who was confused about what razor to buy, we meet a genuine army man who wants some free Fox, one man who refuses to let us book a nice new vacation for him, a man who or...
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June 7, 2021 230 min
Male Parts And Government Phones Firstly I apologise for the sheer number of deadbeats in this show, it really was a night for complete losers. This week we meet a couple who couldn't handle all their credit card debt, and had a broken car, we attempt to verify someone who wants to merge a bunch of their weird Facebook accounts, we meet a lady who flat out refuses to pay for phone calls, one lady has to get her husband to fi...
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May 31, 2021 238 min
Hold The Squeak In this awesome show we meet a man who has a very serious problem with a squeaky chair, and no other problems at all! We also meet a lady who has real problems verifying her identity for her insurance, a lady who can't find her invisible package, a lady who does not want to have Amazon Prime forced upon her, a very obnoxious woman with home security problems, someone who got banned from Twitter for hate speec...
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May 24, 2021 220 min
Captain Pen is Here This might be my favourite show name so far. Take that censors! This show was packed with awesome complainers right from the start including a few who just wanted to take up all of our time and left us with a ton of people we still have to call! This week we meet a man who was literally begging for help and yet was still rude to us on the phone, we meet an all new type of superhero, a lady who should not have...
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May 17, 2021 238 min
Golf Venom What a show tonight! For some reason a whole heap of really crazy people decided to pick up the phone and argue with Ron including a man who showed up at the store way too late, a company that paid Google twice for the same thing, a man with some kind of alien life form in his golf clubs, a man who just did not like foreigners and wanted to do something crazy at his Airbnb, a man who had to go on the no fly list for h...
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May 10, 2021 232 min
Skin Flute Practise This show was kinda named by Ray and Dale from the Manhole so thanks for that guys! This week we got some great complainer calls including a man who does not want our special smart windows, a lady who doesn't want to pay over $100 for some light bulbs, for some reason, we meet a man who lives with his mom and yet cannot find a date, a lady who doesn't know that she is supposed to pee in her own cat li...
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May 3, 2021 229 min
Whisky And Cat Litter Cigarettes I am glad somebody else named this show because frankly the names I came up with myself were way too vulgar to be accepted anyway. In this crazy show be prepared to send the kids to the neighbours house because sweet gentle Ron is once again pushed to the limits of his temper by some very unreasonable people. This week we get a lady who dirtied up her rental car and did not want to pay for the cl...
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April 27, 2021 226 min
The Notorious PIG With The Hairy Chest Back to the more obscure show naming again this week, you will just have to listen to the whole thing to understand this nonsense. In this show the complainers really made us work for our supper but we did get many real winners in the end including a couple of customers buying plants from some seed company and making a whole big fuss about it, Tyrone gets some new underwear for his new lad...
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April 19, 2021 402 min
Mike Lindell Vs Ron Blackman Well this was probably the easiest show ever to name. In this episode Ron and Ray take great displeasure in Mike Lindell and his failed attempts to set up a brand new social media platform and decide to do their bit to get involved when Mike announces he's doing a 48 hour live stream to promote it. This show ended up starting super early and were busy working on this for hours beforehand, but I t...
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April 12, 2021 212 min
My Husband's Purse Ron is finally back in business and showing the amateurs how to do calls. Sorry for the brief absence but we are about to more than make up for it! This week an angry customer attempts to Tweet Ron to death, we meet a top level business lady who refuses to pay for software, we meet a lady who forgot her password and that's everybody's fault, one lady refuses to take a layover at Jeff's house, w...
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March 29, 2021 224 min
7060 Pillow Biters I shouldn't talk about where this show name even comes from but if you listen it's definitely in there. This week we meet a whole new cast of characters including a very angry lady with some missing french fries, some really dumb people with hacked Facebook accounts, a very confused man with a rental truck, a family who were turned radioactive by the power company, a reckless couple trying to vacation ...
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March 22, 2021 234 min
Dear God Please Bring Back My Chainsaw Robot Ron is dead and you are all to blame! With that out of the way let's have a rundown of what happened this week. Firstly Ron and Kathy have to deal with some serious abuse from a taxi driver, people just do not want to accept our premium monthly cancellation service, we meet a guy who is renting out his house for super cheap, Tyrone gets himself a new chainsaw, some crazy old lady ...
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March 15, 2021 245 min
High Birds Don't Cry Welcome to a Macron Show with a fresh lick of paint, if you're watching the video version that is. We also got another show name that just wrote itself and we introduce the world to Virtual Ron. Some people love him, others want to cancel him, where do you sit? On this crazy packed show we meet a man who is looking to hit the big time on the stock market, we meet a female magician who kinda likes Ray...
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