Look At Me: I'm Constance Now Be sure to watch the video version of this show to catch Ron suffering by eating the world's hottest noodles live. Thanks to everyone that donated for this, this was probably the quickest donation goal ever reached because for some reason you all really seem to like seeing sweet gentle Ron suffer. This week we also meet a man who insists he does not want his Internet to be off for 2 weeks, a...

Those Dogs Are My Children Welcome to another spectacular Mondays With Macron in which we have none stop awesome complainer calls all night. This time we meet a lady who doesn't want to sign up to a monthly cancellation service, a guy who doesn't know his son is Tyrone, a man who doesn't know how to make fire, a lady who's cruise got cancelled for some reason or another, a lady who got real mad about which seat ...

Bogo The Monkey Easiest show title ever. This show was an absolute blast. This time around we deal with serious issues at Robinhood, we meet a lady who flat out refuses to help clean up her local discount store, Ron helps an old lady with her tax return, we attempt to help a lady who has too much gravity, we deal with a very serious incident with an Uber customer and his service monkey, one lucky customer gets to talk to Rachael...

I Didn't Ask To Make Any Slime We're back and better than ever! Sorry about last week's technical problems but we tried to make up for it this time. In this show Ron catches up with some people who recieved horrible prank calls on Saturday, only people on Patreon might know what that's all about. We also help a lady to make some cool slime even though she doesn't appreciate it, we meet a racist lunatic psychi...

Homemade Swamp Jerky So I only found out that today was a holiday in the States and that might explain why basically nobody wanted to pick up for us today. Despite this setback we still managed to get quite a few very strange characters to pick up including the lady from the last Patreon show who just likes to scream, a lady who lost her cosmetics order to some guy called Tyrone, a lady who complained about getting an iPad inst...

Come And Get Your Love Finally the show names are calming down a little bit. In this show the complainers decide they mostly don't want to pick up, but that doesn't stop us from forcing many of them to do so anyway. We also have great fun with some of our favourite multi level marketing scam jewellery sellers. We also manage to start our own brand new soap opera, cheer up an old lady who just had surgery, meet man who...

Sluts Should Be Included With The Bed Welcome to 2021 people let's start things with a bang! Lots of crazy complainers this time around including a really lame guy who would not stop calling about his pizza, a lady who ordered Outback Steakhouse for a new year's dinner, a couple who had no business being at a theme park, a guy who bought two treadmills, Tyrone gets a new shirt, we chat to a friendly cop who won't let...

Paula Hole's Bag of Genuine Super-Real 1000% Authentic Syphilis This is what happens when we let Munch name the show. Welcome to the last Mondays With Macron of 2020, and thank goodness. This show is full of surprises including an almost full Carpel face reveal, make sure you're on Patreon to see the whole thing. To see out this god awful year we deal with a lady who for some reason did not want to be repeatedly charged ...

Gary Christmas Ya Filthy Animals No we didn't spell the show name wrong you have to listen to the whole thing to understand this week's bad pun. In this run up to Christmas show we meet a lady who ordered the wrong shoes and refuses to stuff them with newspaper, there is a terrible incident involving a failed game show, Tyrone gets a new bread bin, one lady mysteriously gets a strange goose on her computer, a lady compla...

President Truman's Test Tube Babies Welcome to another 4 hours of the best prank calls around! This time we had quite the cast of characters including an old man who we tried to convince was an alien test tube baby, Ron helps a guy figure out how to use his masturbation machine and then he REALLY wants a refund for some reason, we try and fail to goose several very sceptical people, Tyrone gets a new trash can but doesn'...

The Mayor Gets Dick Warts From Mrs. Butt's Box Once again this whole thing of naming shows after people with silly names is really getting away from us. But what do you expect from a show with a Mrs. Butt, a Mrs. Clim and a Dick Warts? We decided to start this show a little later than usual and it kinda worked out because we got way more pickups during the early part than we did before, but I think the best calls are still t...

Small Willis This is probably my favourite cheap pun show title I've though of this year, listen to this and and then tell me; do you see what I did? DO YOU SEE?! As well as this stroke of genius this time around we meet a lady who gets super angry at Tyrone for taking her coats, a very angry lady finds peace in having her phone reset, sweet gentle Ray suffers repeated abuse because of his Irishness, Ron threatens to put an ...

Midget Men From The Ukraine Another show where you just have to listen to find out where the name came from. In this week's exciting adventure we catch up with Mr. Pussy himself, Ray steals a lady's glasses, Tyrone steals someone's house, one man causes a big fuss over $10, Ray is horrified to find gay porn on someone's computer (and there is a LIVE goose in the studio this week!) we also have one complainer talk...

Mars Attacks Hi everyone how ya durrrrin? So once again this week for the first part of the show only a couple of people wanted to pick up the phone, but boy did it get better after that! We had a woman who could not figure out what size jacket she wanted, Tyrone stole someone's magazine subscription, Gaspian gets called a terrorist, a Boston Market complainer completely agrees with everything Ron says, a lady gets very very...

Ron's Birthday Show Ron is drunk and he's going to call again and again. That's basically the summary of this show in which Ron is not fully competent to be operating the computer machines. For the first hour of this show nobody at all wanted to answer the phone, so enjoy that. After that we did manage to get some hilarious calls including an epic effort by Scoby to convince a man that he was really a woman, a lady w...

Loud And Obnoxious Can you believe some sick individual would call sweet gentle Ron loud and obnoxious? Well it happened. We also try to help out a lady who got scammed with her $55 Yeezys, we deal with a father who wants his son to finally move out, we meet a very angry lady who keeps trying to cancel her ABC Mouse service, we actually talk to a real life dead lady, and there's a couple who are having real serious problems ...

The Macron Show Halloween Special 2020 In this terrifying Halloween spooktacular Ron gets dressed up in the Batman outfit that you guys sent in and proceeds to get very drunk and yell at a whole host of complainers, like the very irate lady who didn't get her sticker, we deal with a serious deer rape incident, we meet a lady who expects everything to last forever, there's man who gets Ron VERY angry when fails to complet...

Seven In this magnificent little show we meet a whole cast of zany characters and it's pretty much none stop red hot complainer action from start to finish! This time there's a lady who insists on getting her seven, Tyrone steals someone's return labels, we meet a lady who finds out the sordid truth about her ex husband and the gay bars through a customer service complaint, a lady who really does not want to fly to N...

Prank To The Future - Part 2 It's that special date again, October 21st. The date that Marty went to the future in Back To The Future Part 2. Only now that was 5 years ago and only we seem to care about it, but it's 5 years since we did the original Prank To The Future and we felt it was time for a sequel. This time around we convince a lady to speak to her younger self in order to cancel some insurance, we speak to an o...