Episode 1252: The Best Slop That's Fit to Print w/ Bird from Timeline Earth

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Speaker 2 (01:52):
But yeah, perfect you know the giant Kandahar. I, yes,
the other guy personally, he's a white guy. That makes
it right, it's yes, yes, he does, that's right, he does.
And he and he's older than he looks. He tells

(02:13):
people he's in age that he's not, by the way, Yeah, yeah,
I figure, yeah, mid forties.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, this guy is this a guy who thinks he's
like like got a science degree, but he really doesn't.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Well, yeah, some kind of mechanical degree he thinks he has. Yes,
that's right. Yeah, you know what. The craziest thing about
Car is he he People don't realize this, and I
have to figure out a way to monetize this somehow.
But there's a lot that goes on behind the scenes
with me and Carr because we're genuinely very close friends,

(02:56):
and we message one another almost every day, and so
I get it daily breakdown of what's going on in
Carr's life. And for a month he had and it
only came out on one episode of the show, so
people think, oh, that was just one day. There was
a month long saga behind the scenes of him being

(03:17):
tormented by a squirrel in his backyard. I don't know
if you heard about this yeah, So he's got these
big double doors, these glass doors, and this squirrel would
just stand at the glass door, mean mugging him the
whole night, is what he described. It would come out

(03:38):
at night and while he was sleeping, because these doors
are from the bedroom looking outwards towards the back, the
thing would stare at him and look at him. And
people heard that. On one episode. I heard this twenty
eight nights in a row, some lamentation about how he
was afraid, and I'm not kidding you. I mean, obviously

(03:59):
I'm exaggerating a little for the bit, but there were
multiple days throughout the month where I got shot a
message two am. Green eyes. You can just see green
eyes in the blackness out in the backyard, just green
eyes at the window looking at him, like a horror
movie type thing. So I got to figure out a

(04:19):
way to monetize stuff like that. It's going on behind
the scenes, because there's a lot that people miss. There
needs to be a kind of like a reality TV
show where the camera is just always on, except it's
always on our text chat or something like that. We
could really monetize that. I think that's the next phase
of content. People are going to want to consume stimulated

(04:42):
group chats, Like, think about it. We have great group chats,
but you can't put everybody in a great group chat.
It quickly becomes a bad group chat. The best group
chat is between twelve and sixteen people where half only
participate maybe once a week or less. That's really the

(05:02):
ideal formula for a group chat. But what people are
gonna like is imagine, you know, we have a couple
of legendary group chats that we're in Pete the imagine
if you could just be an onlooker into a group
chat you can pay to subscribe to watch other people
talk about their daily lives. This is the kind of

(05:24):
fly on the wall content that I think about late
at night of my get rich quick schemes. This is
the kind of thing that I'm thinking about. What do
you think about that idea?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I like it. I like it. I think that that's something.
We need to get that to Musk and see if
he can hook that up. They can't. It couldn't be much.
I mean it's really just changing a little bit of code, right.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
No, it's got to be easy. Yeah, Well, and I
know he's down.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
You imagine, could you imagine can you imagine if there
aready been onlookers in our original group chat, like the
one that had anarchy ball and one where like fag
cast was like created.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
You know, yeah, and what Halsey and days. I hope,
I hope, by god, everybody has one of those group
chats in their life. No more than one, it would
be unfair. But yeah, I think many people, including many listeners,
can recall to a time five years ago, four or

(06:23):
five years ago where there's just an energy, a really
crazy energy going on, an enthusiastic one. Really, I feel
like so much has changed in those five years with
the kind of demeanor of people, like generally such a
that kind of group chat could only exist today.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Really, what I'm saying is I miss Burton Steppie.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Well, of course, two legends of the game. Well that's
the other thing is a lot of people got out
or went nuts. You know, it's crazy. I feel like
an old old head as they say a lot of
people who went nuts. Ah, you mean in the group chat,

(07:14):
because I was talking more like everybody around. Yeah, I'm
talking about everybody the whole discourse. Like everybody either got
out or went nuts and we straggled.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I do envy the people who you know, STEPPI and
Bird who got out and everything. But you know, I mean,
I don't know. I just I can't stop doing what
I'm doing until yeah, either until I'm dead or everything
is all right and I can start that, you know.
Florida Panthers Hockey podcast.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, good for you. The day after the health is
scout there?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah exactly. I was listening to the Motley Crue version
of that song today.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Very nice.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
The It really is sad when you think about going
back to those times in a sense, because there was
so much I don't know, it was. Meming was different,
very powerful, like really powerful memes. It was the time
for memes. I feel like, you know, you brought me on.

(08:23):
I asked you, what do you want to talk about?
You said, slop I think was the first of the
two words you said, and we didn't talk any at
any point after that. Basically, I said, all right, good,
and now I'm here. Slop was the word that you said.
And it does feel like it's not you know, sometimes
people go, oh, you're cynical. You learned that word and
now you're looking for all the nails to hit with

(08:46):
your new hammer, and I get that. No, it's everything
is sloppy, sloppy, bad, sloppy, sloppy and bad.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Well, you mentioned memes, Okay, so yeah, there's still some
good memes out there, but they don't hit as hard
as they used to. Why don't they hit as hard
as they used to because in twenty twenty, basically the
real world became a meme. Yeah, so if the real
world's society, Yeah, if society is a meme, it's like,

(09:16):
you know, I mean, do you know how rare it
is that I see a meme now where I'm like,
that'sh all right, good god. Yeah, that brings me back
to twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
That's the best feeling that you can describe about a
modern meme as a kind of like patronizing. All right, Yeah,
that's fine. You didn't there's no enthusiasm even in that
your boss.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
It's two thousand and three now and we're on It's
not like it's two thousand and three and I'm on
Ebomb's World or something like that. Just there's your throwback.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, well, I I'll to give you my theory. Then
I'm kind of a I'm spanglarian on this. I think
things have been getting worse since memes began, and I
also think we just happened to be in a So
you said you think the memes are worse because you
think the memes are worse because the world became a meme.

(10:09):
So it's hard to joke when the world is a
joke itself. So my theory is, I think we're just
gooned out. Honestly, I think we're just totally gooned out.
I really do. I think we blew a twenty year
load from the point that you know, Rush Limbaugh died
to two years ago. I don't, I don't know, you

(10:30):
know what I mean. I think we blew a big load,
and now we're in that refractory period. Maybe we're saying
the same thing I got a phenomenological view of. But
I'm trying to think about my daily experience when I
look around. I think i'd laugh at this if I
wasn't totally gooned out, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, Yeah, I'll give you.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Can I give you an example? Can I read you
a tweet?

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Sure? As long as you stop talking about goonning.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Okay, that's not guaranteed, but I'll read the tweet. So
here's the tweet, and I'm not listen. I love the guy.
The guy is an icon. This is the Donald Trump tweet.
Fresh Sydney Sweeney, a registered Republican, has the hottest ad

(11:18):
out there. It's for American Eagle and the jeans are
flying off the shelves. Go get them, Sydney. On the
other side of the ledger, Jaguar did a stupid and
seriously woke Comma advertisement. Comma that is a disaster. Their

(11:38):
CEO just resigned. The company is in turmoil. Shouldn't they
have learned a lesson from bud Light, which went woke
and essentially destroyed in a short but very woke campaign
the company. You can hear it devolving as it goes on.
Here's the last sentence. The market cap destruction has been unprecedented,

(12:03):
billions of dollars lost. Or just look at woke singer
Taylor Swift. Ever since I alerted the world as to
what she was saying on truth that I can't stand her.
That is a current Donald Trump to be cook. Can
you a year ago he was just said, Taylor Swift,

(12:24):
you are fucking fat you know that you are fat,
and that's what we're getting today. He is totally g
worded out, totally g worded out, and the energy is
just not there. You know how you talk about needing
natural leaders. What about funny guys? You know what I mean?
When what happens? You know the saying who watches the Watchmen? Well,

(12:49):
when all of the funny guys are completely spent, what's
gonna happen?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Now?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
What goes on? Sorry, I'm trying to listen to your
direct what's the best I can What's going to happen? Pete?
People don't think about this stuff. We can't wallow in
misery forever. That's how people start believing in the black pill.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I don't know. It seems like the direction we've gone
in is like people care more. People want to hear
more of like the Austrian painter's speeches translated into English
and his voice, and those get like ten million views

(13:33):
on TikTok. You know, while you know, people tell me, oh,
you know, I went out with this zoomer girl the
other day and she was trying to jpill me. I mean, it.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Just it's strange, though, I don't know, it's not teenagers
should be talking about skateboarding and stupid shit like that.
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
I don't know. I mean, well, I mean, i'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
And it's maybe something you don't want to hear. But
the first time that I on YouTube that I saw
that Japanese website post the painter's speech in English, I thought, wow,
this is really interesting. I'm learning a lot. The second
time that I saw it, I went, oh, now, there's
like women talking about it, you know what I mean.

(14:23):
It's just and I don't mean it in that way,
you know what I mean. But it's like the boys
had a rhythm, and it feels like things are kind
of the rhythm is kind of being pushed a little bit.
I maybe I'm being cynical. It sounds like you think
I'm being cynical about it.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
I don't know. I mean it's you know, women are talking,
so it's you know, you tune it out.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
But hard, it's hard. It's hard, man.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah. I had this discussion today where someone was saying
that I guess Doug Wilson was insured viewed by some
mainstream outlet and everything, and he was talking about, you know,
women not voting and you know, people were like, oh,
you know, how can a Christian talk about women not voting?

(15:11):
And it's like and and my buddy, my buddy Ron
Dodson goes, yeah, that's why Jesus picks six female apostles.
It's like, I mean, people, it's we live in a
world where teenagers, teenagers are like listening, are like reading struggle.

(15:39):
And it's because we live in the age of total politics,
and and people are talking and Christians, Christians, you know,
a lot of Christians have become so fucked in the
head and adopted the spirit of the age so much
that they're like, well, I mean it's sinful for if
you say, you know, it's it's an unpardonable sin. If

(16:00):
you say women shouldn't vote?

Speaker 2 (16:01):
What and that's in our house.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
You know, these are people who these are people who
go solar scriptura only in the Bible. I'm like, okay,
so where is that in the Bible? Where do women
get a vote in the Bible? And then they'll they'll
they'll bring up some you know, ruth or something like that.
The exception that proves the rule the strong woman, who
I mean really not as strong. It's just also it's

(16:25):
also inane.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
It is the whole thing is so inane. How could
anybody this is actually a thing that is you know what,
I'll say this much and you're right when you bring
up you know what people are watching on on social
media the younger generations, there's uh, I don't want to say,
more tolerance for listening. There's more edgenus. There's a lot

(16:50):
more edgy nous on every side of how you know
younger people manifest their political ideologies. There's a lot of edgenice.
And you're right that it is. It's making things more
interesting than what the older generations are kind of concerned with,
which is this like weird fake the second they die,

(17:12):
will go away notion that we can kind of hold
things together with civility. I think you're right about that.
But I think and you know this, when the world
is political, that's when t stops being political. I that's
it's really has been my goal to provide the no

(17:35):
I don't want to call it relief, because people are engaged.
They like it, to provide the a sniff of the nineties,
you know, like.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
I was actually going to bring sh I was actually
going to bring that up because this week, they're saying
that Stern is saying that he's going to step aside.
And can you imagine if Stern was still nineteen ninety two,
nineteen ninety three, k Rock Stern. Can you imagine the
size of his audience with you know, with young people. Yeah,

(18:09):
I mean, I mean he'd be huge. And I heard today.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
You're a Stern guy and you're not an Opien Anthony guy.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Right? Is that?

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Do I recall that correctly?

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Well? I well, I mean that's how I grew up,
and I left New York. I left New York and
I left the market before Opien Anthony came along. I
actually met Kumia last year and hung out with him
and had a couple of drinks with him. And he
is a real last dude. I mean, he's sure dude.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
That's where we're at, even beyond Stern, in my opinion,
the like peak of the Opening Anthony era, it was
even more agy. I you know, you hear some of
the things they did, and you can't imagine that they
got didn't get arrested. I know what you mean. I'm
not dismissing Howard's influence in that matter. And what a
change I mean what has happened to him?

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Show? Sam Hed Sam Hide is the new howard'starn.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Sam Honestly, can I say something that may be controversial
to you and definitely shows that I am a millennial Samhai.
S Howardson could not sniff Sam Hide's shorts, not even
at his peak, not even at his peak.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
What's because Hyde is a lot is a lot smarter
than Howard ever was.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
I went to go see Sam Hide do a comedy
show in New York. I went up to New York
to go see him. Thirty minutes, for thirty minutes, he
rolled out on stage in a wheelchair and pretended to
be retarded for thirty minutes. It was it was kalvman esque.
It was brilliant. It's like, you know, it was really

(19:47):
Britant and super edgy, and it was in Manhattan and
he had the crowd. And then you know what he
did after he decided he didn't want to be retarded anymore,
He stood up out of the chair, he threw it
behind him, and he started being Indian for twenty minutes.
And for twenty minutes he talked about Indian and the
poo poo, and he was jumping around tables at the bar,

(20:11):
and this audience full of you know, shit libs, you
know Manhattan young manhattanites, shit ribs are are plodding. I mean,
it's they are totally engaged in it. I was shocked.
You know, You've made me immediately feel more optimistic just
by remembering that that that kind of thing. But I

(20:32):
know what you mean about the nineties, and I know
what you mean about Stern, because well, there really isn't
anybody you're like Stern now at all. Your dad was
a Stern guy, right, a huge Stern guy. Oh my god,
huge Stern guy. Yeah, there's nothing like him at that time.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
If you're like you know, if you're an older gen
X like myself, I mean, you grew up in a
nihilistic you just grew up nihilistic, and list that's true.
Was just was a way to make fun of your
nihilism kind of, yeah, it was. It was kind of
a way to laugh about it and everything. And then

(21:11):
you know, of course, he how did? How did? I
was listening to Koumia today talk about it. He was
saying that he thinks that the same thing happened, same
thing that happened to Stern happens to Jimmy Kimmel. They
got a trophy wife, and the trophy wife wants to
go to the parties with like Jennifer Aniston. People like that.
So now if if you want to get invited to

(21:34):
those parties, you have to have all the same opinions
as Jennifer Aniston.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
So and you know, but I and I don't want
to uh psycho analyze the guy. That would be kind
of like an inversion of what you'd expect. But he
something happened to him during COVID. He's permit me to say,
the raped. He's become a total can in every respect.

(22:01):
And I don't know what happened. And you know, I
go back to the opening Anthony days and I remember
there were times when they would call him out for
being kind of cowardly back then. But he was a
very edgy guy. And what you described is correct. I
just don't know what happened to him. And it seems
like what happened to him is a kind of quintessential
thing that happened to people of his generation at that time.

(22:24):
They just shut down. They well, it was torrified to
a fantastic degree.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
It was well, it was well known that the whole time.
I mean since the since the NBC days. He was germophobe.
So that's how I know this. There had you had
to know this was going to break his brain, that
he was going to die into because his wife would
buy into it one hundred percent, and his germophobia just

(22:55):
pushed him over the edge. And I mean, I don't
think he left his house for two years. Can you
imagine not leaving your house?

Speaker 2 (23:01):
My goodness, yeah I can unfortunately, but not. Besides, but
let's forget about me. Yeah, no, you live, you live
in a teepee. So I mean, yeah, yeah, you're right,
we're gonna leave my house. I walk outside, Yeah, easy,
just stretch my leg. No, I get it. I mean

(23:22):
I get it. It's it broke his brain. It broke
a lot of their brains.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, I mean, it did that to a lot of people.
I mean you I was talking with my wife about
it the other day. It was the you a lot
of what you've see now where you you're like, wow,
people can't do anything anymore. You know, like there's this
you know whatever they call the quote unquote competency crisis
and everything. I'm like, I don't know that it's like

(23:53):
people can't do anything anymore. I think that that might
be different. It's a different generation and they just don't
want to. They don't care anymore.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah, they don't want to. Who gives a shit? Yeah, no,
that's exactly what it is. It's just I tend to
think and this is just inevitable.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Right.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
But the analysis age like as you go age down. Yes,
it's like almost a trope, but it's true. As you
go age down, people look at the age group younger
than them and think they're lazy and unaccomplished and whatever
the case may be. And uh, yeah, I think that
that's just a subset of that analysis is what you're describing.

(24:30):
The people get confused and they go, what is the
nobody in gen Z wants to work? Well, why would they? Yeah,
it's not that they're lazy, it's that why would they
want want to work? And it's not In my opinion,
it's a lot more than just they're not being paid enough.
The client tele has changed, the social rules have changed.

(24:55):
Everybody has a life ruin, heer camera device in their
pocket and an axe to grind, and that's what's changed.
The social fabric has been utterly ripped apart. This is
not big analysis on my part, but that that's that's

(25:15):
how I see it.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Well, the places that I see that that didn't get
really overrun by that are the places that are more rural,
because of course most rural people didn't buy into the
whole the whole thing. Yeah, I was. There's one town
when I was looking for houses a few years ago,
there was one town I went to an Alabama where
I went into the restaurant and I'm like, so, you know,

(25:37):
what'd you guys do at COVID And it's like, oh,
I mean every once in a while someone from the
state would come around to make sure, you know, the
restaurants were making people wear masks, but we just like
darked out the windows and locked the doors. And all
of our customers are from around here, so they knew
to knock on the back door, and it just brought them,
you know, brought them in the back door and everything.
And you know, we never made anywhere where masks or anything,

(26:00):
or shut down or anything like that. So even when
Governor the old lady here who can't can't go too soon,
can't go soon enough, when she was doing when when
she was doing her her mask thing. But I didn't

(26:21):
even live here for that, so I was over in
Georgia at the time. I was coming over here though,
and I experienced it. I just would I'd go to
Kroger and everyone's wearing a mask. I'm like, I'm not
where to go. Screw you. This just isn't happening. Yeah.
So yeah, more people, more rural, they were, we're not
buying into this bullshit. It's like, come on, well, we're

(26:41):
going to stop going to church. That's not going to happen.
Screw you.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
It's it, You're right. But in the cities, it broke
half of everyone's brains.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Oh yeah, Oh I went to be was that.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Twenty percent of the country, thirty percent of the country,
and the ones who were really much close to the
to the to the levers of social media.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
I think we hung out. When I came to New
York in September of twenty twenty, we did, yeah, And
it was like I remember. I remember I was staying
on the Lower East Side and there was a restaurant
I wanted to go to, and they you couldn't go
in the restaurant, but they had built these things on
the street that were basically restaurants on the street there

(27:27):
were it was an enclosed it was an enclosure, and
it's like, what do you is.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
It's so weird. Yeah, it is so unusual.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (27:38):
It?

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Didn't you know? And we were watching something the other
night from South Africa, some South African cooking show, you know,
one of those shows, and it was like twenty twenty one,
and the flashbacks I was getting were so like triggering.
It was like the people would show up at the house,

(28:00):
they'd put their mask on when they like knocked on
the door, and then they'd walked there. They'd walk to
the table and then take it off when they got
to the table, and it's.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Like, yeah, and you're looking at it like one of
these idiots doing they can't see it.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
And like and like they're not shaking each other's hands.
They're bumping elbows, but they're serving each other food without
gloves on, and they're holding the dishes. It's like this,
you people are so fucking retarded. And still you know
how you know how I judge people. I judge people
by how they handled COVID. Uh huh, Because yeah, there
were a bunch of people that you know that I

(28:37):
didn't know, you know, I wasn't following at the time,
and then I found out like later that these people
who should have known better were like totally buying the experience.
It's the brain break, yeah yeah, and it's and like
totally you know, almost like I think there were some
people who were like, oh, don't counter signal Trump.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Oh right, because his whole big thing was his vax
or whatever it was.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, Oh, he's still he.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Doesn't give anything out. He does not give anything up
to his credit, does not give a thing up. We'll
be hearing about that till the last day. Yeah, it
was his he was Operation warp speed.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
I swear man. That's it's been five years.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
It's sick. It's been five years. Yeah, it's sick. Remember
the next thing's coming.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Remember I went up in October twenty twenty one. We
were supposed to go to the debate together, and it
was still they were like asking for to go into bars.
They were asking for like vaccine passports. Yeah, like vaccine
paperwork and stuff like that. Luckily, you know, it's like

(29:54):
we had you know, you know, but you.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Know, luckily we got our vaxes.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
I think you' yes, yes, yes, luckily, Luckily, luckily, we
got our vaxes, so we could show those cards that
were you know, had official doctor's signatures on them.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
It would be very careful.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
There sat limitations.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
In seven years, when Gavin Newsom becomes president, you're going
to jail for that. You see that they're doing. They're
going to do another one. You know, COVID will be done,
but they're going to do another one. Did you see
that people are getting Legionnaire's disease? What the hell is that?
What is Legionnaire's disease? Harlem? Did you see this Harlem?

(30:41):
In Harlem? In Harlem, there are seventy all right, not anymore.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
But by the way, I don't harm black people.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
It's not Harlem is not black anymore. It is Puerto
Rican or something to that effect. To know, Yeah, legionnaires disease.
It's caused by the Legionella bacteria. It gives you pneumonia
and about fifteen percent of people who get it die
on the upper end legionnaires. Do you know why it's
called that? Because legionnaires would get it. That's how old

(31:18):
this stupid thing is. It's a bacteria and it's everywhere
in Harlem now they're calling it the Harlem the Harlem
honk when you cough out the window, that's what they're
calling it. Yeah, and sixty seven people have died. I think, listen,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
I think.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
I don't know how many people have died. They're gonna
do it again, is my point. They did it with aids,
they did it with whatever it is when you get it,
get bit by a tick and you can't eat meat anymore.
They did it with that thing. They did it with
the moon landing. That may not be related, but they're
always doing something. They're always doing something, and it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
End ye the way people. Yeah, the scary thing is
is that you know, you could you do have to
worry about a biological weapon and everything, but they're they're

(32:18):
going to hold that over your head for the rest.
It'd be the easier. I don't know how easy do
you think that would be? Now, a biological weapon? You
know how super it would get for them to shut
shit down by by talking about like a spicy cold
again or something like that.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
No, not a cold, No, we need no, we need
about twenty years before we can do another anything like
what just happened. I think, or it has to start kidding.
A spicy cold may not work again for a century. Actually,
if I'm being honest, a spicy cold they'll have to use. Listen,

(33:02):
I've been doing this Mystery Babylon thing with ponds for
like forty weeks now.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
And I've got you beat with two hundred years together.
We just recorded number six episode. You know. I saw that.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
I was like, you guys are going for two hundred
years or something like that. You're chronicling two hundred episodes together. Hey,
that's a good marketing idea. They're gonna do this. So
this is what I mean by that. So when we
cover Mystery Babylon, the thing you get to at the
end is well, what's the big plan? And I know

(33:34):
you're not a Freemasons guy, and I'm not a Freemasons
guy either. I take usually bracket that part to just
mean them, because the technocrats now are them. They don't
care about humanity at all. They're happy to get rid
of us the second that they can. I hope it
doesn't sound too ridiculous or conspiratorial, but if certain figures
in the AI industry had the ability after they created

(33:56):
their robots that could service them and grow their food
and all that bullshit after that, they have no reason
to keep us around. They have no reason to keep
us around. Do not understimate how many people? Do you know?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
How many people listening just completely spurred out because you
said them and set of Jews?

Speaker 2 (34:16):
No, well I didn't.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
I guess I didn't mean I was thinking about it.
Whenever they hear them, that's what they That's exactly what
they go to. America Presbyterian Church. It's all. It's all
the Jews. Yeahs moranos. Man, they infiltrated everything. And it's

(34:38):
not like you know, and and they have these magic powers.
They're like Superman that they they get. They get all
these proper white people to just follow them and.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Do anything.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Like oh you mean like like like cattle. Oh so
that's what you're calling yourself when you say that. Okay, good,
So you're saying you're going them? Okay, yeah, imagine that.
Ge what do why they would say that? Right?

Speaker 2 (35:02):
They're just being honest? Yeah, I don't know, man, That's
my thing on it is the it has often been
considered was the koof a means test to see how
much controls they could put on us. And I'm just
saying there is potential that we could consider it from

(35:24):
a different angle. Forget the first What about we just
consider if they were testing how quickly they could get
a dangerous disease to spread. Only this one wasn't dangerous
because they didn't want to kill people yet. They just
wanted to see how it would spread. Because I got
the stupid fucking thing four times. I didn't die, but
I got the thing four times. Now, if they you know,
if they throw out like long Raper five thousand, which

(35:49):
they've been cooking up in Tel Aviv for twelve years,
and they throw that out there into the public, I
won't get it four times. I'll get it once and die.
And that's okay. Once the Tesla bad is out and
it can do the podcast for me. They don't care,
you know, and I don't. This isn't dooming. I mean,

(36:09):
there's they hate us. You can't say they hate us
but then not go to the final conclusion, which is
they'd like to kill all of us. You can't just
go they hate us, which everybody agrees right in the audience.
They hate us. The technocrats hate us. Some doing my
Alex Jones, the technicocrats hate us, and the entered.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Technoratz BROA the technocrats bro.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Just start listening. Why do they all end in Z?
What are all their names ending Z? They do though?
They they the technocrats. And I'm gonna say it again,
the technocrats hate you. They hate your DNA. Uh, your
your your your. They they will get rid of you.

(37:02):
So how do you like those apples? How do you
like that? Forty episodes of that I've been digesting?

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Dude, you can't. I can't help it, Yeah, I mean,
I yeah. The we know there's some nefarious people out
there with a lot of power and money. And you know,
the only thing I can think is is the only
reason why they haven't killed us all is they they
need us for something or or there's other people there

(37:32):
holding them back and going, no, have you let this out?
It might get one of us, so screw you. Yeah,
I mean that's yea. They don't think it's going to
hit that, you know, they think it won't hit them,
or it won't. It's like the whole thing about how
certain certain viruses they've found uh don't affect like Han

(37:56):
Chinese and Ashkenazi Jews. It's like well.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Hidden connection. Okay, So if that's true, long klein Schmidt.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
So if that's true, let me let me quote that
guy from Jurassic Park Nature finds a Way, Life finds away,
and that I mean, they'd be they know that these
things friggin morph, and they fucking they might. You know what,

(38:30):
what's the term I'm looking for, what's the term looking for? Retard?
My mutate? Mutate mutant? Okay, yeah, mute, these things mutate
kind of retarded.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
But but the I don't know, you could that, And
my counter to you is heard scene could be that's
all that's you know what I mean, they might Your
first reason, why haven't they killed us? Because they need

(39:09):
us not to be dead for some reason. And that's
some reason. Is the large, the largest human sacrifice plan
in world history. Is where I'm at with it. One
day they're going to try the big one, and it's
you know what it's going to be. It's gonna be
the Jordan Peterson milking machine. It's not going to be

(39:32):
a disease, you know, it's not going to be a
war or nukes which aren't real. Uh, it's not gonna
be a comet. Space is not real. It's not it's
for the bit you said you wanted to do the nudes.
We gotta lie a little.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
You're just do you got how many spergs? I have
to listen to this? They're losing their ship right now,
Oh guys, trying to create a spur. I do this
weekly guys, and I listen and I'm so fucked in
the head. As soon as it pops, I get the notification,

(40:10):
I turn it on and listen. This is amazing the
head I am. My wife will be like, what are
you listening to? And I'll go, it's Wednesday, and it's Wednesday.
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Oh? That show?

Speaker 1 (40:29):
My wife like three or four times yes, and she
still says. She still says, I can't believe he is
literally one of the smartest people I've ever met. And
then he gets he gets behind a microphone and he's retarded, and.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yeah, she wants, oh that was the best is one time?
Over dinner beautiful Stromboli we're eating it and she I think,
she looks at you. She goes, so, what is a
long dear? You know it's something like that. How do
you how do you answer that? You don't you don't
answer that, You just go you gotta have been there,

(41:07):
You really you really needed to see it happen.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yeah, no, I think I swear. That's why I'm our podcast. Uh,
it is in the state that it's in, because that
is the number one thing to rely on, is that
was funny two weeks ago. That's when I talked to people.
They never go, today's episode was great. They always when
I talk to them, they go that one you did

(41:32):
six months ago, what's really good? And You're like, okay, thanks,
I like that, thank you.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
I mean, I'm every once in a while, not everyone's while.
Pretty often I still think about like the Moose mindset excellent,
brilliant or oh what the hell was that one? The
one with Greg where he played his brother Kyle fun
with guns or something like that. Yeah, that was the

(42:01):
most insane episode I've ever heard in my life.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
We used to get message.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
There was much. There was so much fed posting that
one episode. Yeah, we do.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
We used to get people. We want you to pretend
to be a sasquatch researcher.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Go. You know.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
We would like make people improv with no prompting in
the day, and people did it flawlessly. It was flawless.
I'm telling you. There was an energy yeah, COVID. Really,
I'm telling you, COVID really gooned us out.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
But really it was all pre COVID. Uh huh man, just.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Exhaustion. You couldn't even do the bag talking about it
like it's, talking about it like it's a comedian's bit
that's too offensive to do on stage now is really good.
You couldn't even do the bag these days.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
No, people are so fucking miserable nowadays that they wouldn't
even know. They wouldn't get it. They don't want to.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Well, that's what I was saying, is well, I don't
want to make this episode about the podcast, but I
do my absolute best to just whatever people are talking
the most about. I don't want to talk about. That's
because that's why would I want to talk about what
everyone's talking about. I want to find the news story
about the radioactive wasps. Did you see the new story

(43:31):
about the radioactive wasps? They are dude, dude, the wasps.
So the wasps here? Let me pull the article up,
because this is crazy that this stuff is allowed to
happen in the United States of America. There was a
Cold war nuclear bomb site. You know it's in America.

(43:52):
It was decommissioned. It's called the Savannah River Site. The
there was a wasp mass that formed inside one of
the tubes where there was liquid nuclear waste being stored.
So the wasps are radio active. They're mutated, like you

(44:14):
said that before, they are mutated wasps. Do you ever
see a wasp nest?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Yeah, that's why we have an exterminator. We have an
exterminator come out here every month.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Oh my god, and they get big. They're like it's
like just a bag, like a mummy and a bag. Sometimes. Well,
these well and if you ever you ever break them
open for their good fire starter for those of you,
I want to try it. They're a good fire starter
when you dry them, you open them up and there's
this honeycomb pattern on the inside because like bees, you know,

(44:48):
they make a material that they're you know, they're little chickle.
Let's seat. I don't know do you call a small bug? Sorry,
I'm not a fucking etymologist or whatever.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
And so and now just somebody who studies words like
word origins.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Well I didn't say, well, like I said, I wasn't
an entomologist, so I forgot the word entomology. I like
that one it's quick.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
The honeycomb pattern in the wasp nest is not a
honeycomb in the radioactive wasp nest. They are squares. They
make them into freaking squares, right, So these are a
bunch of nooited out radioactive wasps. Somewhere in if I'm
not mistaken, South Carolina, near the town of achen achin

(45:37):
South Carolina has a radioactive several radioactive giant wasp nests
just nearby, nearby, and nobody's talking about that. So when
they sting, you're probably wondering when they sting you, what happens. Well,
when a wasp stings you, it's it's not just a

(45:58):
little pincer that goes in you. You know how it
blows up. It's because they have a thing they inject
you with. Well, that stuff is radioactive. Now they're saying,
if you get stung by one of these things, you
could get cancer from being stung by. They are cancer wasps.
And they don't speak Mandarin. Okay, they're made in America, right,

(46:19):
So we have a lot of problems at home that
we really need to deal with, and nobody's talking about
them because everybody's talking about Sydney Sweeney's non ass or
about I don't know nonsense. You know what I mean?
And this is and you know I watch slop and
the reason why I like to watch slop content Piers Morgan.

(46:42):
I watch all the big twitch streamers. I'll throw on
some hassan piker even Why do I do this to myself?
Because I like to know where the average normoid is sitting.
And you know what they're doing. They're not talking about
radioactive wasps. They're still talking about Epstein. Epstein is dead, Okay,
Epstein is gone. The radioactive wasps are very much alive,

(47:06):
and nobody's talking about them. That's all I'm gonna say
about that. I'm just saying. That's why I do TLEE
because I want people to come to the show and go,
I don't want to hear about dead Epstein one hundred
times over. We're never getting those files anyway, Why are
we still talking about it. I want to hear about
radioactive wasps that give you cancer. So that's what I do.

(47:27):
That's what I try to do, at least that's what
I try to do. I mean, doesn't that just scare
the shit out of you? Like you said, you have
to bring a guy out to deal with the wasp.
The regular wasp nests, you have to bring a specialist
out who has equipment. The guy comes in with equipment
for wasp killing. You don't need that to kill a chicken.

(47:49):
There's no chicken killing equipment. You just grab it by
the neck to kill the thing. These things require equipment.
We do not have the equipment to deal with radioactive wasps.
And it's not me saying that the Savannah River Mission
Completion Organization which was put together to destroy these wasps. No,

(48:10):
that's real. It's very real. Google it. This organization has
been put together to deal with these wasps. It has
been eight days. They can't figure out a way to
deal with the wasps without getting cancer. That's just it's ridiculous.
And this is what's going on down there.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Are you sure this just isn't more ways to get money,
and you know, funnel money to you know, Ory just
made something up so that they could get money.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
The New York Post, Yes, I think that's probably right. Well,
that's the thing is I I look for end dashes
and shit like that now to see whether or not
what I'm reading is real.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Anymore.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
This is write. This is one of the reasons why
I don't. I refuse to write anymore. When I was writing,
especially at the Libertarian Institute, Scott scott and said, stop
using so many parentheses and start using M dashes. I not.
I won't write an excuse me of fucking people, accuse
me of being a fucking AI.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Yeah, you just got to not write anymore if you
use or here's what.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
I'm going, I'm gonna use yeah. Yeah. Now I'm gonna
get AI to write my ship for me, and I'll
just replace the M dashes with parentheses. Problem solved.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
I have that. I have that literally in my chat GBT.
I have a thing in there that says, do not
use an M dash or like, do not use an
end ash, or I will shut your server down. So
you see it in the thoughts going I better not
use an en dash. I got the thing really afraid
not to use one. Ever. I wish that I could

(49:46):
do that, you know, I wish that I could just
let the AI write for me. I know you feel
the same way. Writing is so fun and aggravating because
I know you write the same way I do, because
I've read your You just you're pissed when you're writing it,
and you come back to it and you get pissed.
You you write it a few times, you come back

(50:07):
to it a few times, and each time you dip
back into being the same level of pissed. It's great,
it's a lot of fun, and Chatchiput has ruined it
really has ruined the game of writing. I wrote one
article recently. Can I tell you something I haven't told you.
I was gonna message you because it made me upset
when I saw it at first, and now I think
it's hilarious. So I wrote an article you were, and

(50:32):
it was an article I put a lot of effort into.
You were the first person to comment on it, and
I think you said something like this is boring, I'm
not reading this. I saw that and I went, oh my,
come on, the first comment. Everybody's gonna see this and
think it sucks.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
No, I don't think I did that. I think it was.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
So funny.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
I think I just did one of those I ain't
reading all that. I'm sorry that's what it was, and.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
I ain't reading all that sorry for you or glad
that happened. And I went and my heart sank When
I saw that, I went, oh, no, the because the
peat bump is real. I'm sure I tell you about
the pete bump. You know when some when you recommend something,
people go to it. So that was the first thing.

(51:25):
And then you know what I get right, everybody in
the group chat is going, oh, the big boy wrote
an article. You know, everybody's now chiding me because you
gave them the permission to chide. So I didn't get
to bask in my moment of glory. You know, you
really cock blocked my moment of glory.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Oh I'm happy. I'm happy to do it. I mean,
I do what I can for keep me miserable. I mean,
I read the article. I can't tell you a word
that was in it, but you know I did read it.
I don't even remember.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
I mean, you know, it's crazy. I don't either. If
I really think back, I don't either. I think Elon
Musk was mentioned, I don't even remember.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
It, dude. I come across sub sects, like when I
was still writing stuff. I come across subsects I wrote
like three or four years ago that I don't remember
writing them. I'm sure to feel the same thing. We
don't recognize this.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
We do podcasts. You don't remember the podcast from a
month ago. Someone will go, Hey, I really liked what
you're saying about this thing, and I just want to go,
Can you remind me what my opinion was on that
so I can seem consistent to you, because I know
I certainly don't remember what you're talking about. It was
from a month ago, a five minute segment. And like you,
like your wife said, when I get on the air,

(52:44):
I am retarded. You know, I actually something switches in
me because it's a slightly different person. I catch myself
doing it with Carr when we go to Childerberg or
when we're together. We'll start talking in bit, you know,
like you stop, you stop being you, and you start going,
uh that guy over there, you know, you start doing bits.

(53:08):
It's just how you know, Yeah, there is a there's
a switch. There's most certainly a switch. Hey, since we're
doing the news, sure go ahead, let me give you. Yeah. Well,
we covered three news stories. I mean, that's twice as
many news stories as what happened this week. I can't
believe what I had to do to dig to find these.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
I was noting out.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
So so we like to track eighteen wheeler spills over
on tielly and we're going to track one today.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Do you really like it? Because you know, it seems
like whenever somebody sends you an email tracking eighteen wheeler
spills it doesn't you don't seem yet like you like it.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
I was, yeah, I was pretending I don't like this,
but I have to do it.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
I don't like this.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Listen. A highway outside of Shrewsbury, Pennsylvania was okay. I
am reading an article from the Guardian and the person
is named cy Nef and agencies who wrote this. I
think that means CHATGPT. By the way, what we'll see.
A highway outside of Shrewsbury, Pennsylvania was dizzy with Glizzies

(54:23):
on Friday after a truckload of hot dogs spilled across
I eighty three. I don't know how much I'm legally
allowed to say, but sign ne F, you should be arrested.
You should be arrested for dizzy with glizzies.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
I don't like you.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
I don't like this style of writing that you do.
Let's continue. State police said the tractor trailer had an
unspecified mechanical problem on Interstate eighty three as morning rush
hour was wrapping up. It pushed into a passenger vehicle.
The truck scraped along the side of a concrete divider

(55:07):
and was ripped open. The contents were scattered, so the
crews are out there. Do you want to take a
shot at the metric tonnage the metric tonnage of hot
dogs that spilled out onto the field. How many do

(55:30):
you think did.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
That metric tonnage from a truck? Okay, up, up, up,
metric shit four and a half.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Now, let me now convert that into pounds for me,
what is that?

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Nine pounds?

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Thirty seven thousand pounds of hot dogs splay onto the field?
Eighteen metric tons of hot dogs on the roadway? Eighteen
metric tons. Although a ripped open trailer rarely is going

(56:15):
to dump one hundred percent, so you usually will assume
about a seventy percent discharge, a seventy you heard me,
a seventy percent discharge.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Yeah, yeah, and that you got it there you go.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
You're talking about thirty easily if it was one hundred percent,
could have been fifty pounds. That's the estimate. That's a
lot of wieners.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Do you let me ask you this, do you remember
that a strap for email. I think it was from
the Wiki leagues. A Wiki Leagues league in twenty seventeen
reported that in eight years President Obama racked up a

(57:10):
sixty five thousand dollars hot dog bill while in the
White House.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Do you ask, I'll answer, Let's do the math. How
many hot dogs? How many hot dogs in a sixty
five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Bill two and eight to twenty sixteen.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Now let me ask you an unfortunate question. Do you
think the hot dogs were regular hot dogs or premium
gourmet hot dogs?

Speaker 1 (57:46):
I'm assuming they were Hebrew nationals.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
You just added, just end me up. But so that
was a good We're not going up from that?

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Oh man? Well, well shit, why not? I mean, where
will we go after that? Is groc is saying that?
Oh what's funny is I asked Groc about the sixty
five thousand dollars hot dog thing, and like it's literally
laying out, date by date every time Obama was seen

(58:28):
eating a hot dog in public.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Yeah, Groc four is really bad, just a weird thing.
I googled something to do with that. There was this
there's a small town in Spain that has made it
locally has made it illegal to I don't want to
get this wrong. Uh. Something to do is oh look,

(58:56):
I think it was proselytizing Islam in public.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
They made it.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
So I go to Grock and I go, is that real?
Did that happen? Because the post that I saw was
many towns in Spain are doing this. So I was like,
that's not true. So I grocked it and Groc goes
it's one town in Spain that did this, despite the
fact that the town profits off of Muslim architecture from tourism.

(59:25):
Muslim architecture and tourism to Spain is one of its
largest industries, and Muslims have lived in Hispania for and
I'm like, Groc, what are you doing, buddy? The other
weren't you Mecha Hitler? What happened, buddy?

Speaker 1 (59:42):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (59:44):
You're complete Dalites or whatever?

Speaker 1 (59:47):
They go.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
I think that's him. Do you're a complete whatever? Now
you're a complete fool.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
I'm surprised I didn't bring up the fact that there
are still parades in Spain where people turn out and
throw up romans.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Oh my god, it was going to get there. I
was being lectured that what the Muslims did to the
native Spaniards was good. Really, I'll pull it up for
you after this, I'll send you, dude, I will send
you what it goes to me, and it's going Islamic
culture enriched Spain and it was a great time for everyone.

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And I mean everyone looks at the camera, you know
what I mean, like, and I'm going, am I freaking
nuts this with this thing? Was a rapist two weeks ago?
What happened? Yeah, he wrote that guy his name that
shall not be mentioned. That guy is on a bad streak.

(01:00:44):
That guy's on a bad streak. Him and his I'm
sorry one more time and then you can end it.
He's spoon bought ai he's putting.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Out that's in context. That's in context. That's proper.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
It's detestable. It's detestable. By the way. Sixty five thousand
dollars hot dog dollar hot dog price, twenty one thousand
hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
And that's premium hot dogs twenty one thousand, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Yeah, premium premium would be thirteen thousand dogs at five
dollars a piece for a hot dog, which nowadays that's
not premium. Thirteen thousand hot dogs. That's a lot that's
a lot of hot dogs. And I'll tell you, I
didn't see Chris Christy getting an invite March, so I
don't know who was eating all those hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Well, I think the immediately that was tied to Pizzagate
in some way. Well, if it quacks like a duck, yeah,
if it squawks like a bird. If there's smoke, there's fire.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Is that how that one goes? Where there's smoke, there's fire.
I don't know aphorisms. Okay, I'm gonna hit Americ and
I only just got here.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
If there's a coin that's been clipped, what are the
edges are these coins for?

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
You know, when I thought as a kid, the edges
And this is really funny because in context it's kind
of another one of those things. But when I was
a kid, I thought the edges were on the coin
so that when you rub them together they made that
satisfying sound. I really thought that's why they were on.
There was like a percussive effect. And then when you
think about that is what they do. That's how the

(01:02:42):
Happy Merchant was born. You know, rub them together makes
a nice little noise. I can't deny that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
It's just rubbing insensifies.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Two quarters together. I mean, that's a great little you know,
a little squeak they make. It's good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Oh man, it's so ridiculous. So we went from lamenting
COVID to radio active wasps cancer Hebrew nationals. That's the

(01:03:25):
day at the ball game. I mean we ended in gluzzy.
Hell yeah we did. Yeah, Well, why did you not
have an episode this week? Just didn't feel like it

(01:03:47):
getting to get to that point now, Yeah, I just
didn't feel like it. Get into that, just didn't feel
like it. Yeah, you know, strange rules. It's rangely enough.
That's why that's why people aren't getting a live stream
for me this Sunday, because he just I've already decided

(01:04:09):
two days ahead of time. I don't feel like it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
I don't feel like it. Sometimes you don't feel like it.
That's how it is, and they need to accept it.
So are your fans as rabid as minor when something
doesn't come out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
I've rarely missed. It's so rare that I miss an episode,
you know, because I put out a lot of content.
So if I don't put something out, you know, at
least every day, people probably will wonder what's going on.
But you know I haven't. I do enough content that
I can put stuff out, and I put stuff out
just for subscribers too, So like I'm reading I'm reading

(01:04:49):
You Gentiles by Maurice Samuel just for subscribers, doing that
that classic book from the early twenties where he tells
us how much he hates us. Just I mean, never, never,
never had anything so infuriating, only because of all the

(01:05:11):
projection that's involved. But you mean, but yeah, if I
miss a live stream. People people understand when I miss
a livestream, because it's that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
They don't understand what I do. I should see my
d MS. Well, I mean, I was going to take
it out it and I know, I know, I know
people close did people close did? And I want to
one person, I went, you do you not know me?
You come to to ask for the episode? What do

(01:05:45):
you think I'm going to just give it to you.
I didn't put it out, but it's just going to
come out because you asked, And you know, I felt bad.
I was lecturing him on why I'm a failure?

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Can you send me the file here? Holding it back like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
I'm not No, I'm just taking all this abuse from
hundreds of people who for some reason ken dm me.
I got to figure that out. Also, I'm getting all
this abuse.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
I think there was only one episode. I know two
episodes I ever recorded that I didn't release. There was
a three hour episode where I went on a conspiracy
podcast and they they never released it. They said that
the audio was the audio was bad. I went on

(01:06:34):
a conspiracy podcast and brought up like, you know, the
Jews and the conspiracy podcast is like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's like, I mean, what are you doing? What are
you doing here?

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Yeah, there's a lot there's a lot of in that
in that squad is a lot of just a lot
of make you know, get in the bag. It's a
lot of you know, and I like to do conspiracy
theories out of a kind of entertainment interest. But it's

(01:07:14):
funny that people who are like, no, this is real,
and then you go, I'll tell you something that's real,
and they go, no, you're you're just a bad person.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
You know, that's what it has to be. It has
to be that you're just a bad person. Yeah, that's
kind you know what I was listening to you the
other day. I just stumbled across it went out. I
forget how I fucking found it again. I think I
might have downloaded it. You did a Patreon only episode
with Jay in like December twenty three MM where you

(01:07:49):
were just ripping on people who were like, say, hey,
Catholic bros. Did you hear that Pope Francis say that
it was good for men to have sex in the ass? Yeah? Dude,
that is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever
heard in my life. You know, he hasn't gone away either, Yeah,

(01:08:11):
oh yeah, oh yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
It's the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
I just ignore these people. I ignore these people.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Oh yeah, I can't anymore with that discourse.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
I'm totally that it wouldn't have worked if he didn't
have j there. Yeah, like the converted Jew.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
He's like, he's talking me. He's like, I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
That's true. You know, Yeah, that's the most priests. Yeah,
ain't that is the truth.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
That's the truth. That was the episode where he said
he said, because I'm a converted Jew, I feel like
I have to go on the timeline and defend Catholicism
all day, the radical's path. Yeah, I'm like, no, you
don't have to do that at all. You can just
laugh at these people who are That's the funniest thing

(01:09:04):
where it's like people think they people they're praying, praying
to the Mexican nurse or the Mexican plumber from around
the corner who just died. Oh man, it was just

(01:09:26):
it was it was like the it was it was
only like seven or eight minutes, but you just went
off and it's like, stop, you don't know what you're
talking about. You're gay because it was I think I
think you were because it was disclosed TV's account. Isn't
that what it was?

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Yeah, disc I can't stand disclosed to TV. Oh my god,
total disinformation outlet on every time I see it. It's
just a bunch of fucking nonsense. And there was this
span where they were just going after Pope Francis and look,
I'm not Francis's biggest fan of all time, but I
just when I see a stupid slop post, I can't

(01:10:07):
handle it. And then I see, you know what has
really turned me off of discourse is you go into
the comments and it's the same five accounts and everybody
underneath it was going or feed me more the same
thing again over don't you get tired of this shit?

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Doesn't he get tired of this? Pastor Bob told me
you guys are cannibals.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Caster Bob, you know what, blessed Pastor Bob. He's trying
his best. It's really hard now, I'll tell you there.
I know a couple Baptists, Baptist pastors around here. There's
one of them is like super duper based, like super duper.
You can have any conversation with them, if you know

(01:10:50):
what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, I just that. Do you
do you engage in any course? I do not, and
I would recommend no listeners do any discourse.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
Oh my god, no religious discourse.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Well that's one. I mean any of them. I mean
any of the prepackaged debate topics that are going on
at the time. Now, oh god, no, people know that
I think that debating is gay. Oh my goodness, yeah
it is.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
The only debate is drop a very inflammatory tweet underneath
your enemy's post and go just leave.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Yeah, and just and just walk. I mean, the only
debate you have. The only debates that are even fruitful
or like you know, like if me and you had
a had a difference between friends, of course. Yeah, yeah,
I mean you're you're going to debate your enemies. What
are you retarded? Yeah, so all your it's that's gooning,

(01:11:56):
there's all your newing. Yes, you're you're doing it for
so that your people can go. Anyone who's asking me
to debate somebody, they just want to be able to
sit there and go, yeah, go go go, just just
repeat in public everything that I believe, because you know,
I'm a democrats. I'm a democrat. I believe in democracy.

(01:12:17):
I want you to convince every Normy out there you
know that we have to be throwing romans in public.
And if you're not named the Jews, I mean like,
how about no, how about I don't want normies to
be radicalized. I don't want my wife to be a.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Yeah why yeah, that's insane.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
Yeah, I mean. And the fact is is that ninety
over ninety nine percent of people are never going to
become radicals because that's just not in them.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
That's not what society would totally fall apart if that
was even possible, totally fall apart.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
And people think, oh, that story, that's the only way
we're going to defeat our old enemy. It's like, who's Satan?

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
We know that like jewbileef format. I'm sure you'd know
about how the juwbileef format works. They uh, you know,
I don't think so, you know, I think it's actually
Filipinos because the one because the one guy who gets
up there is like this fat gay Filipino with dip

(01:13:24):
dyed hair and he gets up there with his fag
voice and goes if you like the content, then we're
producing hit liking subscribes sing you can hear more great
conversations and you're like, this is what this is. This
is Jerry Springer. It's not because these are our conversations.
This is twenty retards versus one big retard. This is
not you know, whatever they're doing is not anyway that format.

(01:13:47):
Donald Trump has to figure out a way to eminent
domain their studio and then bombit, bomb it, bomb that studio.
Donald Trump needs to figure out a way that he
can that he can eminent domain the studio, clear everybody out,
and then send that studio into oblivion along with all
of the recordings that they've ever done and everything like that.

(01:14:09):
And that would be a great solution. Straight to oblivion.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
I know, another studio that needs to be bombed.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Hold on, you know, you know another you know, a
studio that Donald Trump has to bomb. You can't say
you can't make it a declarative.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Yeah yeah, okay, yeah yeah. The people who have legitimate
power need to do this.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
You would need to do it legally in my craft. Yeah,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Judges order, who's the guy who has who's the guy
who has the girls on? To just make fun of them? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
The whatever? Goodness?

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
How does anybody?

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
No, they need to you know what they need to
do to convince him. Somebody needs to convince him to
do that show on a cruise ship that's going through
the Strait of Yemen. Just put him in there, put
him somewhere in there and see what happens.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Have you ever you ever watched something and you get
like cringed by proxy, like you're so hard that you
can't like you You're like, how is anybody? That's one
of the problems I have with it. So with it's
so sunny. Yes, it's funny, but there's times when you're

(01:15:33):
watching it and you're like, oh, oh, I'm in pain
for this person. It's so embarrassing. I can't do it.
I can't do it. I mean, I think that makes
me a good person. I don't know who knows.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
No, that is a bad show. Everything about it is bad.
It shouldn't exist. Yeah, no, no, no whatever. Whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
Yeah, yeah, that's that needs is.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Yeah. Yeah, the government needs to find a way to
legally naple in that building for good. Yeah, it's theirs,
the dually elected liberal democracy needs to find a way
to bomb correct. I mean that hey, And I mean

(01:16:25):
you know, my lawyer now contacts me every time I
say something, my in house lawyer. Every time I do
something like that, he goes, yeah, no he's not really
is my lawyer. I will call on him when the
time comes. He really does give me. He really does
give me not legal advice, if you know what I mean.
And he really does go. You got to ease up

(01:16:46):
on this because you are this close to some because
you know your listeners, and I'm there going I know
my listener. You're right, because I know which one he
means someone is going to go and do something. And
this is what he's telling me in a d M.
Someone is going to go and do something, and you're
going to get pulled into court and I'm going to

(01:17:06):
get pulled into court. You can't just say bomb. You
have to say that. Someone else with legal authority has to.
So I'm learning all these legallyese tricks.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
In my in my time. And really who he's He's
worrying you about one of your coasts.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Well well, and and you know, and he comes and
that's true, and he comes on here and on your
show and his and his basement is a mess and
it looks like he's cooking crack in it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
He's not well, yeah, no, you're right, assuming he is. Well.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
He used to have a bit, Aaron used to have
a bit about how he had a rape dungeon. And
now it's not a bit. That's where he that's where
he does. That's where he does two hundred years together
with you in that in his rape of basement. It's
just crazy together with me, doesn't he Isn't he on
one of those No, oh, what do you I swear

(01:18:14):
that he did?

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
We've done.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
The psychopathic And so he's in his Ted bunker taking
these draconic puffs of his vape.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Yeah. We read Ted's Manifesto together and we also read
lendin State and Revolution together.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
What a powerful package. Yeah, I need to keep him
on a leash. He's going to get us pulled into court.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
If I don't. Well, I mean, he has to show up,
doesn't he. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
They might put well, he might say something on here
that gets us all pulled in anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
True. Yeah, he.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
I do think I do appreciate about Aaron though, is
when I asked him to come on, he shows up.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
He doesn't have any excuses about being in far away
lands or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
For us, I have to text him. I actually have
to text him on it. And I hate texting, and
I literally have to go. Yeah, and you know what
I do, just to be an asshole, I go check Twitter.
I don't actually send him what I'm asking him through text.
I tell him to check Twitter in the message, just

(01:19:39):
to make him go the extra step, the extra click.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Yeah, he's something else. All right, Well I'm getting out
of here. That's it. Appreciate With the.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Hot blob that's underneath you, What you don't know about this?

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
Underneath where you are right now? There is from one
hundred eighty million years ago, it formed a gigantic blob
of lava fact and they're saying it's traveling up the
Appalachian Trail. It's this two one hundred twelve hundred mile

(01:20:38):
hot blob of magma underneath the ground. This so this
rolled in today final story.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
I thot, you're call my wife fat and we're gonna
have a problem. No.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
No, there's a hot blob of real magma under where
you are right now. I was waiting to tell you this.
I found this today. What they're saying is, so, you
know the Appalachian Mountains, they're old. They're very old mountains.
It's why they're kind of flat and kind of low.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
I can see the very end of them from my lawn, Yeah,
from my front lawn. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
They are one hundred and eighty million years old. It's
a very old mountain chain, and they're kind of soft
because of it. You go over the Rockies, it's much
younger and sharper. But what happens when you have these mountains,
these low lying mountains, well they get built up from
lava that comes up from underground. You know, it works
deep below. They are tracking. This is a tracking thing.

(01:21:36):
The find This is a debut tracking segment on your
show that I'm going to be keeping up on tle.
And that's my plug for you guys to go over.
After you finished listening to this, check out TL on
the Patreon because we're going to be tracking this. You
can find it a Patreon. A timeline Earth.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
The timeline Earth for you people haven't fallen asleep yet, so.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
Which you're being a very hard audio you know, man,
you're making you're making the newsman quiver. Okay, I told
you I was going to do this long story short.
The Earth's crust settles and when it settles, it starts
to create these lava bubbles. And you know, with water,

(01:22:21):
all the water just goes into one place. After a while,
you drop a little droplets on a metal table, they
stay droplets. If you shake them together, they slowly start
to move together. They make one droplet. Well, it happens
with magma. And now the problem is when this thing
hits a fault line, it could cause an earthquake. The
earthquake opens up and lets all that hot fart and

(01:22:44):
lava come out from the ground. Do you know where
the nearest fault line is in the direction that it
is traveling? One? Guess?

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Bermiham, Alabama, New York City, Awesome, New You're yes, that's true.
When you lived when you were growing up in New I.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Oh I did. There was one that was like a five,
a magnitude five. I was on the toilet, and this
is like everybody's story for some reason, everybody's on the
toilet when it happens. I was on the toilet and
everything started shaking. So it was thinking at that time,
I was like just one big fart. Yeah, I have

(01:23:30):
a twenty second long fart, and I'm going this is
going on for a while, still going after shock twenty
minutes later. So this this blob, when it hits the
fault line opens up the ground and lava will start
coming out from under the ground. This is what they're saying,
you know, when they're estimating this will happen twenty million years.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
Oh, I mean you're they get grant They get grants
with pub with money to get the ship. I mean,
you like that classic misdirection burnout. You can't hate academics enough.

(01:24:14):
And since you are, I think you have an advanced degree,
so I'll put you in that camp.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
I'm very advanced, It's true. I'm very advanced.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Very Yeah, we can see this was such a this
this is one of those conversations that you know, this
was frue philosopher's philosophers will be talking about it, you know,
hundred years. Yeah, this is fruit This was very fruitful.
I feel enlightened. I mean, do we even have to
do plugs? You've said Timeline Earth like sixteen times?

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
You know, I try when I go on other people.
I think Jay Burden was talking to me about it.
He goes, you know, you said the name of your podcast,
but I think it was him. He goes, you know,
you said the name of your podcast a lot. So
he was like he was getting on me about how
often I was plugging the show. Yeah, I do it
a lot. Now, listen, listeners, I need money. If you
have money to give me and you like what you heard,

(01:25:08):
send it on over to the Timeline Earth patreon. You
go on the patreon. You pay me four dollars and
twenty cents, a number which has not changed for seven years.
And I will never change that number. It will always
remain that no matter what, because I'm committed to the bit.
Or you can give me more than that. Hey, look,
if you've got a ten dollars a month you can
give to me, that would be great. If you liked
what you heard, that'll be great. If you like weird content,

(01:25:31):
that'll be great. You know, I was originally going to
use that hot blob story to plug the fact that
I'm doing a long form series with car on the
underground world of Agartha the Inner Earth and it's mythology
and whether it exists or not long form series. But
you shattered my confidence, so I lost my plug, But

(01:25:51):
now I got it in and everything as well.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
It just really goes to show how much a professional
you are.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
I'm the news man.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
I guess America's most important. Yeah, that's at this point
that's saying something. Yeah, well, I mean it's really fucking
sad that I can actually tune into your show and
real and actually learn about the news, right it is
trying to other shows and I'm not getting any of that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
Actually, I mean it's well, I mean, if you were
just reading, I know exactly what show you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
If you were just reporting like the news, there's no way.
I mean, I don't care how funny you'd make it.
I just be like, I'm not listening to this. But
the fact that you're like doing rollover Glizzy trucks, I mean,
I have to tune in for that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
You know. I hate Glazzy as much as you hated Gooning.
I hate Glizzy that much, oh man. Alright, bye bird
say yeah