Episode 770: Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath

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And now it's time for the Shining Wizards.
You were was in Shining Wizard. None.

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None. All right, welcome to episode
770 of the Shine and Wizards podcast.
We're we're we are entering year15 old enough now that I just
saw a van zoom hoffing away. However, tonight we got fallout

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from war games Continental Classic started with a bang.
We are one step closer to the time being now for the You Can't
See him Anymore tournament beingover.
Best of all, we get to talk to some of you about it tonight, so
let's just get into it with somewrestling talk.
And talk about wrestling. Brundo. 22, Tony, Handsome

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Kevin. What is going on, boys?
Happy Thanksgiving. It's over, son.
Yeah, Move on. Living the now.
Yeah. Let's go.
Come on. Oh, you guys didn't have a good
Thanksgiving? No, we did.
But you said Happy Thanksgiving.Yeah, Thanksgiving was like a
week ago already by my watch. Happy Thanksgiving, Matt.
Happy. I hope you had a great Yeah,

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I'll fuck you Bruno fly. Hope you had a great 4th of
July. Oh, now if we're talking about
Happy Turkey Day, Happy Turkey Day, everyone.
You. Fucking asshole.
Pricks. Why?
What's wrong with Turkey? You fucking know what's wrong
with it. All right, Don't get me started.
Did you enjoy your did you enjoyyour tofurkey for Christmas?

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I didn't have any tofurkey toe. Fuck yourself.
I didn't have any tofurkey Tofurkey toe fuck yourself, did
you just did you walk around thehouse like me and just go to
everybody? You got me, brother.
No. No, There was nobody in my house
except for me. Did you walk?
Did you do that with your pants off?
Double T No, I didn't do that with my pants off.

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What's wrong? You didn't give it a little
wiggle. Wiggle and go.
Oh, you got me? No, you got to say you got me,
brother. Like the Hulkster.
Why did he whip out his prick atThanksgiving?
Is this something? No.
Remember Survivor Series where he got tombstoned by the
Undertaker and he said yeah, he almost fucking ended his career.
That fucking brother. He'd get him there.
Fucking 8 feet between him and the chair.

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Oh, Mark the mortician was fucking reckless.
Not only with the Hulkster, but also with Coco.
Beware who gave me old what for?And the holkster was such a
piece of shit. Not really nice.
I mean I don't blame him becauseI would have done everything.
I mean the Hulkster never put Linda on TV or his podcast like
some other fucking big fucking 6foot eight guy's brother.

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Brother. Yeah, but he was like a he was
like, he was the politician. Of course he was.
Do you, do you realize what position he was in?
I thought Bob Backlund was the politician.
He became a politician. Bob My.
Bad. That's true.
Where you got me, brother? Hey, make it all that money, you

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know, got to do everything you can to stay in that position,
yeah. It won't fucking kill the goose
that lays the golden eggs. Boys rule #1 in wrestling.
Makes sense? Those eggs got a little smaller
once he got off the juice. That's OK.
Yeah. Also, Tony, you're are you
reading The Jew or are you reading Brendo Fly too?
I know that's what Kevin can't read.

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Are you guys reading the GorillaMonsoon book I got?
I got to his collegiate wrestling career at Ithaca but I
have not picked it up since, although I did make another book
purchase. Come on bro.
No, you're looking like what I don't.
You don't. Oh yes, the best book purchase.

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The book I read before this one.I bought a Mickey Knuckles.
Book. I thought you brought the might
that the Madman Pondo book. No, we'll get there eventually.
I mean, I've got too many books yet I still haven't finished the
Doctor D book. Is Mickey Knuckles book called
the it's called is it called Knuckle Children, The Life and
Times of Knucky of Mickey Knuckles.
Knuckle Children. Why, Yeah, No, I don't know why.

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The way he said that tickled me.Knuckle children.
It almost sounded like he was like the micro machine man, like
he was trying to get it out really fast.
Knuckle the life and time is wicked.
Knuckle. Sorry.
Was it called the knuckle children You.

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Don't have to say it again. It just sounded funny.
I don't say it one more time. Yeah, please.
What was the the book? Yeah.
Hey, guys, Tony bought a new book.
It's called the Knuckle ChildrenLife and Times of Mickey
Knuckles. But why Knuckle children?
Is she like a child of the knuckle loves hand?
Jobs. Technically, we're all children

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of the knuckle. No, no, no.
We were up the knuckle. We wouldn't be here anymore.
Yeah, came from a knuckle. The moose knuckle.
There you go. Unless it's all Turkey basted
and reinserted. Oh, here we go, Happy Turkey
Day. Fuck you and your toe, Forky.

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What does a lonely man have by himself on Thanksgiving?
I don't fucking know. You were by yourself.
You were alone. I wasn't right.
Fucking Brundo. My God.
Having a great time. Brundo told HK to kill himself.
Jesus. Yeah.
What else is new? This is God live laugh poster

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bath, right bitch Live laugh Toaster bath.
What the fuck are we doing tonight?
Poster bath? What does that mean?
Toaster bath that. Took a minute, but that's good.
Poster bath. It's this sunny on roller skates
poster. They're covered in eggs and
knuckle babies or whatever you call them.

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Knuckle dusters. And I got all my knuckle dusters
floating the tub with me. So what's the food by yourself
on Thanksgiving? I watched football all day.
Yeah. There was the tariff all day.
Did you have any fun food? Did I have any?
No, I had my Rancho. I had Rancho Loco leftovers from
Wednesday. So wait, you go to Rancho Loco

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and you have leftovers? Why wouldn't you suck all that
shit down? I bring I bring some home 4 year
old. Oh, you.
So you order more when you go? No, he orders one plate.
He eats it like a child. No, I eat like a fucking man
with giant fucking long nads. And that's what I did.
And I order more to bring home giant long nads.

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Yeah. Lieutenant General long nads to
you knuckle knuckle hangers. Also, I didn't really get it get
to talk about it last week. I just need to survey the room.
Handsome Kevin. Gentlemen, if if you were
somewhere and handsome Kevin showed up in a lion cloth, you
think he was like the man? Or would you think, like, what

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is this tiny dude doing wearing furry underwear?
First of all, I don't know, A loincloth?
Yeah. I don't know what a lion cloth
is. I got this cloth that roars.
Roar. Look at my roaring cloth.
You guys knew what I was talkingabout.
You know, I was having dinner with the kid earlier and I told
him the story about Double T on the cruise, fucking rubbing

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vanilla ice cream on his chest. And he goes, wait a minute, did
that happen? I go, I can neither confirm nor
deny. And he goes, oh, that fucking
happened for sure. You think if I did that to my
wife in a public situation to yourself, you know I'm with her
painting your wife's chest like Jesus?

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Yes, but she would be a company accompanying me to the soft
serve machine. You think if I did that with her
in public I would have made it back to land?
Maybe she's on the deck getting some sun or something like that.
Maybe she's on a Dick getting some sun.
Oh come on. Really?
Christ, how? Nice.
Yeah, come on man, let's get offof moms.

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I just got off of yours, man. Taking out on us because you're
not fucking sucking down your fags anymore buddy what HK is
getting off the he's getting offthe nicotine one lion cloth and
now I'm I'm batting for another team no, no, you're not smoking
anymore you're getting off the nicotine, but you're.

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You're batting. He's batting for another team to
wear. What cloth?
He's wearing you. Don't know the first thing about
the bats? What?
What kind of? I know the ones at your house
all have a brown edge. Brown edge or brown end?
Either one. Yeah, just throw it down.
I just, I fucking dog butt across of it.

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I don't know what the fuck I'm saying.
Dog butt. What the fuck?
Are you guys talking about tonight?
I don't know, I'm just. I'll be back here in my lion
cloth if you need me. Oh my God.
We didn't announce it last week,but in year 15 we all have
dementia. So enjoy.
Enjoy this year. Or maybe we did announce it and
you don't remember fucking. Good call, Brenda.

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Good God. By the way, I don't like Eat
Names already for this episode. This is going to be great.
There's going to say after that brown frown joke.
You fucking redeemed yourself. Kudos, Brown Frown.
Turn the brown frown upside down.
Yeah. Would you eat at a place if it
was called the Brown Frown? No, absolutely fucking not.
I'd go check it out. Oh my God, Ivan, would you wear

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your sleeveless Macho Man shirt?He won't do.
He won't do bro stuff. But he's the first one in line
at the ribbon cutting at Brown Frown.
I don't know what it is. Is it a brownie place?
Do they make do they they brown salmon?
I don't know. No, that's Downey's.

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I don't know what's going on anymore.
I'm not walking in that one. HK.
Right, but everybody had everyone had a good Turkey day.
Well, three of us did, I guess. Yeah.
Good. When he stuck a he, he was the
Turkey. He stuck all the vegetables up

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his asshole and just sat on his couch.
I had Rancho local leftovers. When did I get fucking
vegetables for four hours at 3:25?
Hey, I came across something today and this is going to rock
the chin. What a chin, Charles.
We're just going to rock your well.

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What was the dude at the Roosterburn?
What the fuck is his name? Gavin, I bet.
Gavin. Was Gavin.
Elton. Got to deal with you making
fucking inappropriate jokes, Tony.
Yeah. Wasn't it Garrett?
Didn't we give him five stars? I did.
Yeah. Anyhow, it's on Handsome Kevin,

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when was the last time you watched something on Peacock?
This morning. Did you notice the countdown?
Yeah, I did. Not fucking happy about that.
I'm into an end. Where is it going?
That's all I need to fucking know.
It's going away. Where is it going to?
You will not. I on the 1st of December of

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2025, I'm going to tell you Triple H and Company and TKO,
they are not catering to the fans of 40 years ago.
All that stuff is going to go away.
It might show up on the vault once in a while, but for the
most part, wherever it's going, ESPN, Netflix, it's going to be
all stuff from the last five years.

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You see, and I've I've already read that ESPN has tried to make
a play. For the back catalog.
This was like probably a maybe amonth ago.
Look, I hope, I hope just as much as everybody else.
No, but I have my ways so I'm not terribly concerned.

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You have illegal. Ways.
No, they're not legal. Ways.
Just ways. They're ways they're not
illegal. There's no illegal, illegally
illegal alities here. I don't know if I just made-up a
word or not. Illegalities, yes.
Illegal. Tony, is that a word?
Write it down. We'll figure it out later.
Illegalities, legalities. I'm just saying it's it's a dark

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day is coming. I mean, we did homework and I
here's another gaffe I had. This is where I am.
I got done last night from I didn't have to work last night,
so I was home early. I said great, I can watch
Survivor Series. So I went to Peacock.
And I'm like. Where the fuck is Survivor?
Like why is it only showing me 2024 Survivor Series?

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I went to Netflix and did the same thing.
Then I went DOI, you got to go to fucking I.
I have the package. So I was like, I have to go to
Hulu. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, let me. Look at that one I 1518.
I have the package I typed in WWE and it came right up.

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You were horny, huh? I wish it went away.
Moon Stem. What did you guys think of the
the Survivor Series War Games edition 2025?
I will forever and a day love Alexa Bliss.
She's like probably my all time favorite women's wrestler at

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this point. That being said, I don't know
what the WWE female wrestlers are learning these days, but boy
did they fucking take 10 steps back for this match.
This was not good. It really wasn't.
A lot of botched spots, A lot offucking Fugazi chicanery.

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When your fucking two biggest bitches can't lift the little
fucking Japanese girl over theirheads at the same time, when
everybody's got to fucking gather around the Yule log,
she's jumping off the page. That spot.
No, it was cute when AJ couldn'tgive her the can and fucking Ria
puts her up on her shoulders andgives it to her.

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But when she's standing there and I'm watching the five women
gather around and she's still posing, what the fuck are we
doing? Somebody should have went up
there and knocked her off and she would have lost, and that
would have been a fucking win for the eels.
I fucking hate it how every single fucking person had to

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bring a weapon into the fucking cage.
Isn't the cage supposed to be the weapon?
Yeah, Who does that sound like, HK?
It's the match on AEW, it's not Cold War game, it's no weapons
cage. Fucking Kyle for the win.

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Fucking nailed it. Double cage bronze panties
match. Bravo Sir, be a big bravo.
Somebody's paying attention out now.
Will would hand job then. Still want the blood in that
situation because I know he was pissy about no blood.
You don't want blood in a doublecage.
B and. Pi mean depending on.

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No, Nope, you don't. No you don't.
Also, while we contemplate the double cage bra and panties
match, here's a couple other things that bothered me.
They did. They do the same spot in both
cage matches where somebody holds the door and the person
trying to get in has to climb over.

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AJ Lee did it in the women's match.
CM Punk did it in the men's match.
Is there? There's nobody there that goes,
hey, we already did this. CM Punk just climbed in to begin
the match. Nobody held the door.
No, Drew McIntyre held the fucking door for him.
You do realize, though, that he's sorry?
I'm thinking of Cody. I'm sorry, Cody.

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You do, you do realize that AJ Lee is CM Punk's wife?
So maybe they were kind of doingthat as a little.
When Cody tried to come out, Drew held the door, so he
climbed in. AJ Lee already did that though.
Oh, so it wasn't CM Punk? It was, it was.
I'm sorry I got AJ Lee and CM Punk on the brain for a subject
I'm going to talk about later that has nothing to do with

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Survivor Series. Yes, AJ Lee, they Becky held the
cage door shut because she didn't want AJ Lee to come in,
so she climbed over. And then an hour and a half
later, Drew McIntyre did it 'cause he didn't want Cody in
the cage, so he climbed at the top and jumped off.
Nobody's like we already fuckingdid these spots.
This is the problem with bookingtwo of the same matches for the

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sake of booking two of the same matches.
This is why we have two Hell in the Cells.
This is why we have two fucking war Games.
This is why we have two Royal Rumbles.
Yeah, and the same shit just happens over and over because
they did. Everybody wants to do the same
shit. I did not enjoy it at all at

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all. In the women's match, Becky was
trying to climb over. If she leaves, her team loses,
but Brock Lesnar walked out of the cage and they were like,
well, he doesn't lose because the match hasn't started.
You know, I'm pretty sure when Becky was trying to escape, the
match hadn't started yet either.No, I thought it was 5 on 5
already at that point. I don't think it was.

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I could be wrong. I watched the women's yesterday.
I watched the men's today. If I didn't get somebody correct
me, please. I I got halfway through.
I had every intention on watching the Stephanie Nikki
Bella match before tonight and it just it didn't happen.
I didn't want to jump ahead. I want to get through the whole
show the way it aired. But I can tell you this much, I

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know a lot of people were like the Cena match was over booked
nonsense. I kind of dug it.
I think had Dominic played a little more honky tonk man and
he would have got his ass kickeda little more, it would have
been worth more. But I had no problems with the
way it was booked. Fucking bring all, bring all the
fucking stupidity and chicanery and to beat Cena.
Why not? That's what Dominic Mysterio

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does. Do you think it was?
How do you feel about them immediately ripping off the
Penta spot where Penta actually really got hurt?
I'm OK with it just because Dominic is that kind of Dick
head. OK, Dominic is that kind of Dick

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head. I don't think it was a situation
where it's like, Oh no. And I mean like, look, Penta is
going to be out, but Penta is not down and out, you know what
I'm saying? But also, it's fucking Dominic
Mysterio. So that kind of shit plays with
him. You know, it was somebody else.
Maybe I'd feel differently, but his character is based on being
a complete Dick head like that. And I'll tell you what else I

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did, like fucking Dominic jumps in the ring and he fucking hit
Stena with the finishers and thereferee refused to count.
And I was like, God damn, we need that spot more.
I saw that shit in New Japan. And I love that fucking spot
where the referee's like, no, fuck you, I'm not giving you
this one. Nope.
Now it's different. Later on when he didn't see the
fucking chicanery happening and he counts the three, that's a

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different situation. But he knew Dominic fucked
around and he found out and he'slike, Nope, I'm not counting
that shit. Fuck you.
And the crowd ate that shit up. That's something you don't see
ever in WWEI thought it was fucking brilliant to play it
there. Absolutely brilliant.
Did you enjoy the Liv Morgan return?
Yeah, I wish you would have hit Dom, like right in his face

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instead of completely missing. Yeah, she should.
She really? Like Dominic fucking moved.
She should have. He should have just took that
shit and let her fucking lay it in.
So I loved her. Whatever kind of jeans she was
wearing, sweatpants with the hockey mask on the side.
Big fan. Yeah, I thought those were
pretty cool, her jumping into John's arms and then her eyes
getting like, real fucking cool.Cool spot because John Cena did

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that shit to Cody. Same fucking shit, right?
Oh yeah, It would have been great if she no with the fucking
three fingers and she's a Jerseygirl.
How could you not like her? I guess, Yeah, I think that was
the highlight of the the war games for me of the Survivor
Series, whatever the fuck we're calling it was the Liv Morgan

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return. Guess what?
Another hooded black figure showed up.
It's only been a couple months since they did that.
So it's fucking dust that up like between I don't know what
happens more the hooded figure right, or the fucking AW, not
paying the fucking light bill and the lights going out every
time like just stop. Just there has there's no

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possible way that there's not somebody back there going Hey,
guys, we we just did this like acouple months ago.
It's it's here. Do it again.
OK, OK, we'll run it back, all right?
Nobody's paying attention anyway.
AW runs the same shit back everyfive.
I agree. I don't think they don't.
I think they're, they're way more guilty of it than the WWE.

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But there's that stretch of weeks where the WWE did the
thing where it's like they're A tag team to help fight off the
bad guys, and then when the match is over, the one friend
raises the other friend's hand and then beats them up.
They did it three weeks in a row.
Three weeks in a row. Jade Logan Paul and then Nikki
Bella. Three weeks in a row.

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They did the same fucking thing.You know what really got me in
the fields for this fucking show, though?
When Charlotte When? When?
No, fuck that. When, when Charlotte came out
and she was wearing the ring gear that the little girl
designed. Yeah, that was yeah.
And she walked up to her ringside and did the little
heart thing with her. Dude, I was ready to fucking
cry, man. That, that, that shit gets me,

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buddy. It's OK.
I know, I know. It's OK.
It's touching. Did they ever explain why
Charlotte supposedly a couple weeks ago stopped talking to
Alexa and then just came out to save her and their buddies
again? Yeah, because she was, she was
conflicted. She didn't want to team up with
Rhea Ripley, and she saved Rhea Ripley from fucking not getting
missed it, even though somebody else fucking didn't get missed

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it either and sold it like they did.
Well, you're supposed to sell it.
No. Yeah, but you got to fucking get
hit with it. And dude, Charlotte knocked her
out of the way like 5 seconds before fucking.
What's her name? Spitting.
It was rough, dude. It was rough.
Oh, yeah, I did. I will tell you that.
I thought last legend looked like 1,000,000 bucks.

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I thought NIA Jackson's outfit was fucking sexy.
Are you serious? No.
What the fuck? You were so convincing.
There. No, no, no, no, no.
Why? I kind of think Nya Jax would be
a good time. No, Mickey Knuckles would be a
good time. Nya Jax will fucking murder your
face. Maybe I'm looking for her to
murder my face. You know what I'm saying?

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No, because she'll she'll, instead of just sitting on you,
she'll fucking do a Yokozuna jobber job and not fucking
balance herself. She'll fucking splat with the
legs fucking not hitting the ground.
That's what I'm into. My hole.
Fucking Double T will be fuckingblowing bubbles trying to catch

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a breath. It'll sound like a roast beef
sandwich and a fucking balloon. Awesome.
Are you Are you OK? Double T Take me to the glitter
box. It's like a dirt bike with a bad

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muffin. It's a kick start.

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It's a kick start. Also, can I say another thing
that bothered me about this? No, sure, go ahead.
I mean, yeah, I'm, I'm aware of the fact that it's on ESPN and
maybe threw eyes on the product.Mentioning people's records in

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the war games is the dumbest fucking thing ever.
Oh commentary's been fucking dogshit.
Like so and so is 3 and 1. She's 3 and 1.
Isn't it a team isn't war games A-Team thing?
Wouldn't you rather just change the phrasing a little to be like
Bianca is 3 and 1? She's won three with her team.

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Not here comes Ria Ripley and she's undefeated in the war
games. No, you know what this this is?
This is the fucking commentatorshave no nothing else to fucking
talk about. You know why?
Because these matches are fucking meaningless.
They really are. When the Horsemen were getting
in there against things, team, it was a fucking blood feud,

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dude. These people wanted to fucking
murder each other. They wanted to beat the hell out
of each other, leave them as a quivering, fucking massive
jello. That's what they wanted.
Now everybody's friends, like, oh, Kyrie used to team up with
so and so, but now they're on opposite teams and they were
friends in Japan about I don't give a fuck.
All I'm thinking of is Sock Facedoing the same shit.

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And the fucking War Games matches back then were built up
over months and months of anger.It's like they just threw this
together 2 weeks ago. Oh yeah, we got to book War
games. Let's get this guy and this guy
and oh fuck, we only have four on four.
Let's get Brock Lesnar back to team and.
And on that, all the inside baseball shit on commentary.

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Stop with the nonsense. Just fucking stop.
There's no reason for it. I almost wish Vince would get
back in Gorilla just to yell at these fucking morons and tell
them, hey, call this shit. This is why Michael Cole needed
to be fed shit for 30 years, because left to his own devices,
he don't know what the fuck he'stalking about.
And Wade Barrett's no better because he don't even try to get

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him back on track. He jumps right in with both
British feet going yeah, right. Oh yeah, yeah.
Fucking the records. This is a Wade Barrett
impression. No, that's a good one.
This is the WWE now though, right?
Like it's the same War Games team as last year.
They just took out Sami Zayn andthey put in fucking Cody Rhodes,

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Roman, the USO, Sammy and Punk. That was last year's War Games
team. And what happened to fucking?
What happened to, what's his name?
Fucking OTC now all of a sudden he's like, I'm not Kimo you
anymore, Cody What the what, What happened?
Because they want to give us Cody and Roman #3 for

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WrestleMania. Not an original fucking thought
in that company. Zero true principle pro chiming
in. If you have everyone's record in
a War Games match, then there's proof.
There's no variety. And these matches, every year,
it's the same people, same fucking booking, right?

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There's no long term booking here.
There's no storytelling. The big story was can Ria Ripley
and Charlotte get along? And then Charlotte saved Ria
from getting sprayed in the face, although she had a mask on
anyway. Wouldn't that have protected
her? Yeah.
You think, well, what if the things got the eyes weren't
covered? Her heart, the clown terrify her
mask. Also, like war games, like

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everyone gets their grand entrance and nobody like really
hustles to the ring. We got to fucking pander in
front of the screen and everybody, the women, everybody
stopped to look at the fucking screen.
That drove me nuts. Yep, Charlotte Flair's got Becky
in the fucking corner and she just stopped stomping on her so
she can look up at the screen tosee who's coming up.

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She wasn't really stomping her God.
Oh, how long did it take Jay USOto get to the ring?
And fuck you for fucking heatingin the middle of the Survivor
Series. I was going to ask you about
this. I'm glad we're on those segways.
Fuck, fuck you. Fuck all of you.
It's fun you fucking retards. This is supposed to be 510 men

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that want to fucking like off each other.
Like the the the vitriol and thehatred is supposed to be that
bad for a match like this? No fucking laying down across
the top. Like what the fuck are we doing?
Fuck out of here? Fucking playing the fucking
steel chair like it's a fucking guitar.

(31:14):
Why do I waste my time? I said it today to Vince and
Justin. What am I doing?
Why am I watching this? But you fucking watch AW too and
it's the same shit. I didn't watch any AW this week.
It was busy week but thanks. But did but you watched the
pay-per-view for. AW, it's all right, Bruno.
I really liked AW this week. I love great stories.
I watched both shows, it was great.
Not. I did not see Full Gear last

(31:36):
week, Tony. Well then let me ask you this,
Double T. Why are you still watching
wrestling if you don't fucking like it?
It's not that I don't. It's just it's you fucking hate
it. It's frustrating.
You fucking hate wrestling. You do wrestling podcast.
You fucking hate wrestling. You fucking hate wrestling, love
wrestling. No, we got to hate it.

(31:56):
I had a great time at Raw. Well, of course, John Cena stuff
was great. I like John Cena and and Dom.
I thought that was a fun match. I do.
I do like for some reason, the way the old San Diego's Padres
like logo used to look, the brown and the yellow, like the
old school, like 70s kind of font.

(32:16):
I love that look. When Cena came out with all that
fucking gear for San Diego, I thought it was.
I thought that was his best luck, even when he did it back
in the world and the word life days.
Fuck, I love that look. That might be the best of the
last Time is Now T-shirt. Yeah.
The color scheme is great. Yeah, no, it's it's I'm kind of,

(32:37):
I'm with Tony, man. This is like, it's war games.
It's supposed to be a war. And we're eating and we're
having like fun. Like, I don't know, I just, you
know, we're going to do the cage.
Eel's going to jump off the top.We know she does it every time.
It's she likes to have her viralmoment.
Like snap. Yeah.

(32:58):
Yeah, Exactly, exactly, exactly.You know what?
This is this, But this is the worst, more than any of that.
And Michael Cole does this fucking to A to a fucking
egregious fault at this point. Doesn't even fucking know when
Cena's last match is. He goes next week as Cena's last
match. No, wrong.

(33:19):
Fuck you. Pay attention.
Have it written down somewhere you fucking ghoul.
Can he stop fucking saying vintage everybody to?
Everything's vintage. Fucking Penta was in the fucking
WWE for four months. He sits, Hey, it's a fucking
Canadian destroyer or something.That's vintage Penta.
We could get rid of Vintage and we could get rid of fucking

(33:41):
creating separation. Go fuck yourself creating
separation. Stop with the fucking inside
shit. Stop it.
Either call the match like you're going to like it's a
fucking real contest, or fuckinggo home.
It's ridiculous, it really is. And I I felt bad for Steph

(34:03):
Mccour and Nikki Bella. They didn't need to.
Have that match. No, it did not feel.
Like a fucking should not have been on the pay-per-view.
They rushed the fuck out of that.
They could have gotten a whole nother month out of that.
Maybe do something with the tag titles that you forgot either
brand on the pay-per-view. I don't think any of the tag
titles have been defending on a pay-per-view since Mania, maybe.

(34:26):
It I don't lost. Fucking time.
Brings up a good point. Why can't they just have
traditional Survivor Series match instead of war games if
there's no build or heat going into it?
Yeah, that's what they used to do.
It was all individual feuds. The guys usually had some sort
of core, like a common thing oneyear it's everybody wants to
beat up on the honky tonk man and he's got some friends or
whatever, whatever. And like every one of them at
some point had some sort of heatwith each other.

(34:49):
Or maybe maybe you don't fuckingdo the war games every year, so
when you actually do it, it fucking means something crazy.
Oh yeah, fucking Nya doing the same shit.
Which was actually kind of funny.
Honestly. It was funny.
She did it 3 fucking times though.

(35:10):
It's like, come on. It was, I don't know, it was
just the eating in the middle ofthe match really just fucking it
just it's made me so like just like disgusted.
What what was worse that of the garbage can spot had to be the

(35:32):
eating to you, right? Yeah, like cuz, you know the
like you know the garbage can spots coming right?
Someone brought out the can, thelid.
Someone else brought out the can.
Like you knew it was coming. That's her thing.
She does it in war game. She's crazy.
Yeah, they should have played like Drowning Pool or something.
That would have made it better. It made AW better.

(35:59):
I mean, here's what, Kevin, you haven't said a fucking word
about Survivor Series yet. So I'd like, I'd like for you
to, to point out the positives here.
Few and far between. Very few and far between.
Was not pumped. I'm I, I fucking hate that there
was four matches on the pay-per-view.
I did not. I don't like that at all.
I'm not a big fan of the War Games match, seeing it every

(36:22):
year. I, I, I just, I'm not, I didn't
mind like having it in, in NXT, Seemed like it was special to
NXT and I was OK, you know what I mean?
OK with that. There's a lot of different
things that they did when it wasin NXT having it.
A. Ladies war games and a men's war
games every year just fucking seems pointless to me.

(36:42):
I think that, but having those traditional Survivor Series
matches for Survivor Series is amuch better route to take.
And if you do have a few that isworthy of a having a war games
match at Survivor Series, have it there.
But you know what? You could go have it at any
other event as well and go that route with it.
I just don't think there's a need to have war games every,

(37:04):
every fucking Survivor Series. I really don't love seeing
Livbeck. Huge huge Liv fan.
I hated all the extracurricular bullshit in in a Cena match.
I I would love to see a a clean Cena match.
It'd be be great for me. I'd love to see that.
Yeah, Bella. Bella and Steph.
I don't know. I'm a huge I'm a huge Steph fan,

(37:25):
but that match was it was just there and and it was obviously
that going to be just there. But you know that if they don't
have that match there, then what?
What's going to happen is that everybody's going to be fucking
crucifying them for not having the women's title match or
another, you know, women's single.
Match on the. Show and there's four, there's
four fucking matches on the card.
Not everybody's going to get their.

(37:46):
Spots. Fucking bullshit.
The men's match. Couldn't agree with you more.
Yeating middle of it. Hate it.
No sense to it whatsoever. Can't stand it.
There's no need for it. Like it's just it's just silly.
The thing that bothered me the most was was you double T going.
I've seen enough clips. It's lazy booking.
You haven't even watched the motherfucker.

(38:08):
All right, watch this. No, no, you hate fucking
wrestling, but you need to watchthe motherfucker.
Well, I watched you hate every second I watched it.
And you figured out it was lazy booking.
Too you. You have no idea so.
You hate, correct? I didn't watch it.
You hate. Wrestling, but like, you say
something like that and you say you sound like one of these
these Internet assholes. But what I want to say about

(38:30):
that group? Did everybody go undefeated in
pics? No, I didn't.
I did not. No.
No, I don't know. Yeah.
I was trying to make up ground. What do you want to do?
Yeah, everybody's picking the same.
I'm not going to make up any ground if I pick the same too.
No, you're going to lose ground.Yeah, it happens.
It's a risk, numb nuts. So this is not the pay-per-view

(38:52):
to make a risk, but fucking run with it.
Who gives a shit? I'm not coming back anyways.
How's Carl doing anyway? So what I was saying that's the
what he came across earlier. So what?
I was playing. Yeah.
Had to remind you, come back. Double T's used today.
Yeah. Yeah.
Not really, I guess, but you said that about the guy in the

(39:15):
hoodie and and the thing that bothers me about that is that if
they get where they need to get,if he shows up in a hood, like
ultimately it's how you're goingto get to where you need to get
get getting over is is if it wasbooked, like you say, like, oh,
it's lazy, but if it worked, then is it, is it lazy?
You know what I mean? Like there's so many ways to

(39:36):
dissect it. And it just when you said that,
it hit me away like I was like double T.
You're better than these Internet assholes and you sound
like an asshole right now. They're doing the same thing
every couple months. There's no, there's not one
person in creative who can say we just did this.
Let's try something different. Let's have what are you doing?
What are you doing differently? No, I don't work at fucking

(39:57):
creative. I don't even know who it's
supposed to be. Who is it supposed to be?
Austin Theory, Tony DeAngelo, Seth Rollins, Chris Jericho.
I've been saying Austin Theory for a while now.
I'd be happy about that. I'd be, I'd be happy about that.
But ultimately, if they get to where they need to get and if
people are invested in the ride,then it doesn't fucking matter.
Like right now, I want to know who it is I'm invested in that.

(40:18):
I didn't like the event, I didn't like the match, but I'm
invested in knowing who it is. So ultimately it works, right?
I don't know, does it? I would think so.
It works for you? Sure, I guess.
Yeah, people see people. But that's the problem, Handsome
Kevin, Right? You might be in the minority,
right, Because everybody else wants to know immediately and

(40:39):
then some jerk off wrestling website tells everybody who it
is. Did somebody say who it was?
Many. I did not click the links
because I don't want to know. I would actually like to see it.
You know, I'd like to see who itis.
But my understanding is that it is Austin theory.
That's the guy that's that's theguy.

(40:59):
I was saying bring a bring give me Austin theory.
That's a happy thing. Is it OK?
Terrific. Yep.
Oh you ass balls fuck. Him, he was so fucking excited
before this. He was great as Vincent this
week. Eat balls.
He wasn't fucking, but like he wasn't so exciting as Vince's

(41:22):
hand picked guy and you know, with Grace and Waller and all
this. Fucking eat balls.
You wish I need balls. You would love me to eat balls.
Eat your own giant nards. They're long enough.
Also like, all right, like cool,it's different, right?
We need to get younger. But also like they teased Roman

(41:42):
Cody at the end of of Survivor Series, so we're going to get
that as a main event again. Maybe maybe we don't want that.
We don't know that that's what we're getting.
We're not there yet. Well, they say that the reason
Bron Pin Punk is because they'regoing to push the Bron Punk
program. OK.
And I'm OK with that. I'm not against it like the the

(42:05):
war games men's match started off like decent, right?
We had blood. They were using the cage way
more when the than the women were right.
But then here come the fucking weapons like that, just like
such a it takes me out of it. Yeah, he was the the the W
between the WWE and AW. They've ruined war games for me.

(42:27):
Yeah. They should do it away, do away
with it all together. It's it's fucking ridiculous.
I know Brenda Fly loves the stories and the blood and guts,
but there's there's eat balls. So, but I like I didn't, I
didn't like the event in its entirety, you know what I mean?
Like in, in, in its entirety. And it was disappointing.

(42:49):
And to see four matches on a pay-per-view to me is a
disappointment. Like give me some traditional
Survivor Series matches, make them meets.
Like I, I still fucking scream. Give me, give me ultimate
survival again. That was fucking fun.
Like that was a good time. That was my favorite.
While we pine for Ultimate survivor, remember, if you
download War Pigs, make sure it's the charity one.

(43:16):
What are we like? I I I just like, I can't.
I'm just so like, it's so like just corporate like, look, I'm
going to be I'm I'm going to watch JCWJJCWI want to see what
Vince Russo's doing. I'm at the point where I'm

(43:36):
looking for something different.I might go back to MLW right If
it's the fucking sane clown posse wrestling the fucking
brothers of fun struction. And a fucking.
Midget on a pole match like I don't get it's different.
I'll check it out. I might like it but I can't.
Like it's all like just the samebullshit and.

(43:58):
Bullshit So. Little Tony, what is AW doing
the continental classic? I thought they merged all
fucking Dick heads belts, right,like that was the bullshit that
I ran into. I was like Wednesday night, fuck
it, Molly went out. I'm going to watch AW and

(44:18):
they're like, oh, the next roundof the continent.
Nope, the fuck it is click. Can't they make like, can't they
change? Like don't make it for a belt,
just make it the winner gets a fucking title match at
Revolution or something. I thought we thought we could

(44:40):
find all the belts. Just don't do it.
Just don't do. It.
Just don't do it. Don't do it.
No, no, no round Robin bullshit.Just don't do it.
It's easy. It's easy, just.
Don't do it. There was some cool things that
Survivor Series, right? Like AJ Lee coming face to face
with like Becky and we already did Becky coming face to face

(45:01):
with like Oscar, like cool, coolstuff.
You can get those same matchups if you do traditional Survivor
Series matches where you just put the good guys against the
bad guys and you got enough people between NXT and WWE.
Just fucking put fucking six matches on the show.
Make them all fucking Survivor Series matches.
I don't want the fucking 20 minute entrances.

(45:23):
Give a shit. Sing for fucking cultural
personality, put it on your fucking car and fucking sing
when you drive to fucking quick check your hand jobs.
Wow, I don't give a shit that Topanga's there like fucking all
these celebrities. I don't give a fuck.
I. Don't even know who half those
fucking people are. Topanga was there.
Yeah, they should ever get a Vader shirt on.

(45:44):
Yeah, I could. Did you ever?
Well, Vader was on fucking whatever show she used to be on.
Boy means world. Boy means world, Yeah, but.
She did a video recently where she was like imitating like
entrances of wrestlers includinglike Ria Ripley and stuff.
It was kind of cool. She's a big time wrestling fan,
yes. She is.
She's looking on the eyes, too. But I don't.
Give a shit that. She is there why?

(46:07):
I care, I don't care. I care her and her big fucking
life giving supplies I care. Such a creep.
What? What?
Feeding tubes. Yeah, you've never been thirsty.
Come on. You mentioned Michael Cole
gaffing the John Cena thing, right?

(46:28):
Well, we're less than two weeks away now, right?
Did you guys? We didn't really talk a lot of
wrestling news last week. Did you guys hear Mark Henry's
fucking dumb fuck idea? I.
Don't listen where Gunther beatsJohn Cena and then Joe Henry
comes out and just lays down forJohn Cena and John Cena pins Joe
Hendry and grides out as the winner.

(46:52):
Well, it's never been done before, so it's original.
Give him that. CTE is a real thing.
Wait wait wait. He wants Gunther to win.
Take. The belt, well, I mean, the
belt's not really a thing. Anymore Belt's gone.
He wants Gunther to wins, right?That's what John Cena's.
John Cena's on his way out, so he's going old school.
He's going to go out on his back, so it makes the people who

(47:14):
beat them beat him look better. But then he suggests Joe Henry
comes out and asks for one match, and when John Cena
agrees, Joe Henry just lays downin the middle of the ring so
John Cena can pin him and get the victory.
That's I didn't think they couldmake Joe Henry look like more of
a turd, but. Well, this is a Mark Henry idea.

(47:35):
Well, yeah. Who also said Johan Evans is 15
years away from being a main eventer.
He's 15 years away from being able to buy a beer.
It is fucking This fucking Saturday night's Main event is
going to suck the hairiest Dick you've ever seen.

(47:57):
Who? Who do we have so far?
Do we know? Who's the?
Hairiest Dick you've ever seen. All we know is it's NXT against
WWE and Cena's last match. So this is what they're giving
us for the undercard. They're selling it on one match.
Yeah, if you brought a ticket for 11 grand to sit in the front
row, you're going to get an NXT versus WWE and the John Cena

(48:20):
Gunther, and you're going to geta fucking backstage interview
with Maddie Rankowski going, oh,I'm going to say his name, Joe
Hendry. And then like.
No, don't say his name and they're going to open a fucking
coffin instead of the Undertakersay his name and I fucking slam
the lid right back down on that show.
Congratulations, you signed another fucking entrance.

(48:43):
Do you guys think the WWE shot themselves in the foot by
announcing this was John Cena's last year instead of us just
assuming this is all shitty booking?
Because I think we all had certain expectations when they
were like, this is John Cena's last year.
It's his last Rumble, last this,last that.
And it started off pretty good and then Travis Scott ruined

(49:07):
everything. I think.
I think John eventually was like, yeah, me running with the
title as a heel. This just ain't fucking working.
Honestly, I would think that if they would have played it out
with with the John Cena, with the no gimmick, with the fucking
black backgrounds, with the white lettering, if they ran
that out to the end of the year,I don't know if they chase more

(49:29):
fucking people away. Because number one, what kind of
options you going to have a merchandise if you're just
fucking selling black T-shirts with white lettering with John
Cena, which you might sell, but you're not going to get the
fucking gimmick that he has now where every fucking location he
wrestles in or appears in, there's another T-shirt that
people want to buy, You know what I'm saying?

(49:50):
And then two, you fucking pigeonhole yourself because now
you're not getting John Cena going out as John Cena.
You're getting John Cena going out as something that nobody
expected. And it's not even what John Cena
wanted. After a while I was like, yeah,
this, this shit just isn't me. At least now he's going out on
his own terms. You may not like some of the

(50:11):
matches, you may not like some of the opponents, but that's
John Cena. That's John Cena talking to the
camera, holding up his fucking Never give up towel and all that
shit. High fiving the kids, doing the
fucking like, you know, the, the, the make a wish stuff like
that's the John Cena we all fucking know.
It's not this black and white John Cena, the evil guy.
Like I'm leaving in 27 days and I'm taking this with me and

(50:35):
fucking kicking everybody in theballs.
That wasn't the John Cena peoplewanted when Hogan came back.
They wanted a red and yellow Hogan.
They didn't want NWL Logan. I think what what I would have
liked him to have done is come back, not announce that this is
gonna be the you know what I mean?
Like this is gonna be the farewell.
Don't don't tell me that's gonnabe the farewell.

(50:56):
I would have liked to have seen him, you know, consistently on
the shows. Like we've seen him pretty
consistently throughout this this last, this last stretch
here. But I would have loved to have
seen him said I'm going to earn my #17 work his way up, earn the
title a shot, you know, maybe midway you.
Know 3/4 of the way through. Get the belt and then put the
put the career on the line at the end of the year if it's

(51:18):
going to be at you know what I mean?
If they already know that, if they already knew that this was
going to be the last show. Put his career on the line and
shock. The.
Fucking universe by losing and never coming back.
That's what I would have, would have loved to have.
Seen. Drop the title, drop the career
and walk away because it it. It would mean more because he
came back earned the title shot,got 17 defended it up to this

(51:40):
point blood feud with whoever it's going to be to to you know,
to take the belt from him, take the career from him, then he
walks away. No belt he's done like that
would have shocked the world. I think it would have been fun,
but I mean, ultimately I think he kind of has earned like if
he's. Having a good time, He's earned
it. You.
Know what I mean? Like I'm, I'm not going to say
that's just how I would have liked to have seen it done.

(52:01):
I would have. I think it probably would have
would have meant a little bit more.
Do you think possibly having like these other like farewells
in the middle of it too, or being announced took away from
it like all of a sudden Goldberg's farewells same summer
Aceta's farewell is happening. They're announcing AJ Styles?
Nobody. Gives a flying fuck about Bill

(52:22):
Goldberg. That's not WWE turning it off
during his farewell. Fucking pile of shit next and AJ
they'll do AJ will get whatever AJ gets proper next year and and
it'll be whatever, you know, whatever it is.
I just, yeah. I don't, I don't think that.
There's any way that fucking Goldberg takes away from John
Cena's farewell? Absolutely not.

(52:44):
That's fair. It's been a yeah man.
Like what are we down to? Our final four in the last time
is now tournament. LA Knight and Jay USO are on
Smackdown and it's Gunther and solo Sokoa on Raw.
So those are your final four. So Jay and Gunther, we're going

(53:04):
to run that back again too. That's going to be your final.
We don't know, Maybe LA Knight. Yeah.
Maybe we got LA Knight Solo Sokoa.
How do you know they got the Wyatts fucking with Solo and
company now? Yeah, but Solo's got to win over
Cena. I'm just telling you, the Wyatts

(53:27):
are fucking with Solo now. They're going to cost him his
match tonight or whenever. Is it?
Tonight is tonight. That's cool, yeah.
That's OK. There'll be another tournament
next month. That's fine.
You think so? Yeah.
No tournaments. All the.
Time no, no more. There will be another
tournament. Hey, who's winning?
Who's winning the AW women's tagtournament for now?

(53:47):
Like who's who's Like who gives a shit?
No. No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You got to fucking tell me.
Come on. You're.
The We got the Babes of Wrath are in the finals and then this
week we got timeless hoots against Marina and Bane.
Oh, I got a name for them now. Babes of.
Death match. Babes of Wrath versus Sisters of

(54:09):
Sin definitely sounds like one of those those teams that you'd
find on Tony's DVDs. Oh yeah, or in the back of an
80s wrestling magazine. Yeah, we got a name for the
team. Which one?
The the Megan Bane and Marina Shafir are now known as Hold on.

(54:30):
Tony Khan tweeted it before I got to find it.
They couldn't even fucking tell us what it was ahead of time.
He's got to fucking tweet it. Like the mega problems if they
come out dressed in red and yellow.
I will never watch AEW. I want to pee my pants.

(54:54):
Is that never worse than what was it, the Mega Maniacs,
Beefcake and Hogan you? Fucking suck What was are they
you say that the megapaniacs? What the mega prop the.
Maniacs. That would have.
Been so much better. Oh the megapaniacs dude.

(55:14):
Can we write that down? Megapaniacs.
We sure. Can mark it out.
Fucking home run. Mark it out.
So many people say AW is mega problems but when you Google it
it'll be A tag team. Fucking bravo guys.

(55:37):
That's a good one. Holy shit they suck.
Good God who's going to wait on you give a shit?
Did you know that fucking Ring of Honor final battle was this
weekend? Didn't have an inkling and don't
give a shit. At least they have a whole card
up already. Do they?

(55:57):
I think so. Let's see, let's see what a
Wicca potty. What is there 28 matches?
In the notes. We got eight.
Let me see, Brendo, I didn't getthat far down in your notes
here. Dynamite collision.
Yeah. So we got the national
championship on the line, Ricochet versus TBA, we got the

(56:18):
pure title on the line, Lee Moriarty and Commander.
No, I got Lee Moriarty, Nigel McGinnis.
Oh. Yeah, that's right, they did
change that. Oh Oh yeah cuz Commander ended
up in the survival of the fittest match.
Yeah, and I feel like he also ended up in another match,
didn't he? I don't think so.

(56:39):
Or is that is that yes, Sammy ended up in the survival.
He's in two matches, Sammy. And I think beast Mortos too.
He is why? What the fuck?
The running back Mercedes Monet and Red Velvet Monet on a Monet

(57:04):
on a Ring of Honor pay-per-view.Athena Verse.
Percival A Percival ring ring ring ring ring ring ring person.
Come on. Hey.
P1 what are you doing today? And the fucking LFI had to

(57:25):
vacate the titles because Roush just hurt again.
Yeah, he hurt his knee. So they're going to Sammy
Guevara and Beast Mortos are going to wrestle the tag team of
Tommy Billington and Adam Priestfor the vacant ROH World Tag
Team Championships. Can you guess how many times
Tommy Billington and Adam Priesthas teamed together?
0. No, like 5 times really.

(57:49):
Yeah, they've been, they've beentogether for a while.
Oh. They shoot.
They wrestled the FTR twice on collision.
I think they wrestled recently. They've done a bunch of six
man's with. Like they lost the lead riders
last week. Yeah.
Wait a second, What's their record?
Why are they getting the shot? I don't know if the records
apply in Ring of Honor. Oh but the story is wait, who

(58:10):
did they wrestle? Daniel Garcia and William UDA
and park. William UDA?
Oh and Park. My records here show they've
only wrestled on collision as A tag team.
Every Ring of Honor match they've been in is 6 man tag
action. So apparently they're ready for

(58:32):
the tag titles though. Raring to go.
At least they're teaming. Steaming.
God damn it, God damn it. Wait, Kyle Fletcher beat
Kazuchka Okada? So did he win that fucking
continental crown? No, 'cause it was the it's the

(58:52):
matches. Go ahead, Brenda.
This is all. You run.
No, it's for, it's for the Continental Classic.
So the. So.
So the Continental champion already lost a fucking match,
yes yeah, he doesn't get any points now.
And Tony? The story is though, that the
Don Kallas family is imploding. Who gives a fuck?

(59:17):
Half the rosters in the fucking thing 3.
Points. There's only 12 guys, 12 guys in
it, right, because they lost thesix man tag match in full gear,
right, because Okada and Tequesta couldn't get it
together. And then Fletcher lost the TNT
Championship because the the family was too busy fighting
with each other. Oh yeah, that's everybody.

(59:39):
Everybody's in the the the C23 points.
What the fuck? Oh, the content of the classic 2
is that is that it? C2C squared?
Just all just continental classic.
The C2. Yeah, so Okada win, Okada loses,
but the other asshole won. Fucking right.
He gets put. There you go.
KHK knows he gets points. You get 3 points and Keska won

(01:00:02):
too. Who?
It's Jessica. This is why I called.
Him. Wait, Daniel Garcia, Matt Menard
are in this fucking tournament? No, that wasn't a continental
match. That was a special blood match.
And Eddie Kingston beat Shabata.What the Really.

(01:00:25):
He's man. Yeah, bro.
What do you say, Nick? Collision I don't match.
Collision. What do you say?
Fight. Fight.
Collision. He's gonna fuck a cheeseburger,
Eddie. Yeah.
You see? I don't know.
I really like this. When we fight, see a collision.
Tony Brendo does a great job with the notes.
He puts the Continental Classic matches in bold.

(01:00:46):
And he adds the points, too, so you can see who who won the
matches. You're you're assuming I give a
shit. That's why I didn't.
Put it in the fucking banners. Don't give a shit.
I would just you know what? Grundo works a full time job.
No, I didn't say I didn't give ashit about Brundo doing a job.
He does a hell of a job. Yeah, but you're like Daniel

(01:01:07):
Garcia peeping at minority. They're in this fucking thing.
Yeah. No.
Yeah, no, just look. Really.
No, it's buddy mascara. Dorado is in it.
Oh fucking ring the bell. Hey, Kevin Knight upset Darby in
it. That was a fucking great match.

(01:01:29):
Wait. Wait wait wait wait wait.
So Darby's. Darby's in fucking main events
and he's losing the black Kevin Knight 3.
Points. He's an upset.
This is why these fucking tournaments suck.
No, come on. Yes.
None of these guys are on the same level as each other and
they're fucking losing the fucking jobbers.
That's how you get the guy to the next level.

(01:01:51):
Nobody gives a fuck about this. I care, you're better than that.
Shabbat and they're trying to build to a store.
He loses the cheeseburger, Eddie.
I bet you Eddie did the fucking chop thing.
Yeah, did he actually hit the back fist in this match or did
he fucking win? Not trying to make Shabbata a
star. He's lucky he can get in the
ring without his brain bleeding.We're making Danny Garcia a

(01:02:14):
fucking star with this fucking shit.
With his fucking baggy fucking PG13 shorts.
It's 2025. Where's your hubcap, asshole?
What do you got against PG13? Nothing.
He looks like a fucking wannabe.PG1330 years too late.
Is it ever too late to be a partof TGPG 13?

(01:02:35):
They should have put Kevin Knight in a black hoodie.
That's how you get people over. Thank you, Kyle.
I know where he's going. So do I.
Hell, he's going right. Do we want to take a break?

(01:02:58):
Before I bring up this other topic, there's two more things I
got to talk to you guys about before we play some games and do
some homework. Yeah, you want to do a break
first. Yeah, we could.
We could do a break. You want me to make it a short
one? I'm good with a short.
I just got to pee really fast. I almost pee in my pants talking
to you know, it's Christmas time.
We got we got to plug some of the products we have available

(01:03:18):
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Whatever the fuck it is. The street team is back in full
effect. So I got a plug for them.
Oh, the ghouls are back. You're not supposed to call the
the Sloblands ghouls to No, the Gobble ghouls.
It was Halloween. Got you.
Yeah, my best blam. I'm fucking, I'm fucking

(01:03:44):
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Now I'm over here, Boo. It's not a salami in your pocket
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Yeah, holidays, holidays. It's the holiday season.
When do you guys OK? Ver 2 important questions.
When do you put up your Christmas tree?
It's up. Real or fake?

(01:10:09):
Mine's been up for about a week and a half and fake mine went up
last week of October. The one that was in the basement
next to the elliptical you don'tuse.
Yep, OK, do. You walk around it now when you
work out it's. Fake.

(01:10:29):
You know I I am working out. Though.
So that's that's the thing. Like you're actually lifting
weights or you're just walking in a circle?
No, I, I got weights. I do the whole thing, man.
The whole thing. You lift the weights while you
walk. Yeah.
Oh, look at you. Yeah, I mean, it's working.
Yeah. No, there's no doubt it's
working. Just, you know, doesn't make you

(01:10:50):
less of a psychopath, Doesn't make me more.
No, it's just a, it's just weird, dude.
Everybody what's weird? Like I work out and that's
weird. But like Tropicale, he sleeps on
top of the covers, and that's perfectly.
Sane. No, he never said you shit with
the door open and that's that's perfectly reasonable.
You do your laundry at the porta, John.

(01:11:10):
That's that's not fucking bread to fly.
He takes full on shits with his wife standing next to him and
they held conversation. She might have wiped him too.
We're not exactly. Yeah, probably did.
See, this is you. You don't.
Know what you're missing? Right, I've openly admitted that
every day you walk 8 miles. Yes, right.

(01:11:32):
Well, 8 miles before I leave forwork, I cleaned my underwear in
a port a John once. Once that you admitted.
First of all, why would I not admit it ever again?
Because we fucking abused the shit out of you for the one time
you did admit. But it's very entertaining and
I'm an open book. I did it once, so it's not like

(01:11:52):
I did it do it all the time. Brendo shit in the bathroom when
his wife was in the shower because it was emergency.
But you. Everyday walk in a circle in
your basement. 8 my how long? How many hours is that?
Hey miles usually just under 2 just under 2.
You just walk around your basement.
That's yeah, but I got, I got fucking shows going.

(01:12:14):
I'm listening to podcasts. It's fucking fine, man.
It's, it's doing me great. It's doing me great.
Does anyone in your house use the elliptical?
No, man, I fucking hate that thing.
I, I, if I could plug it in, I might use it.
It's the fucking battery poweredbullshit and it drives me nuts.
Battery powered. Well, yeah, because like you

(01:12:35):
just don't get on it and do likea regular cycle.
You got to do like a mountain cycle, you know what I mean?
Like you got to do those. You can't plug it into the wall.
No, man, It's it's got fucking batteries.
And I think you can. There's probably at one point,
there's probably an adapter to it, because at one point it was.
It was, it was, you know, the. Higher end elliptical.
I don't have the. Fucking plug in power adapter
gimmick for it so it's battery powered.
It pisses me off so. What does it take, Like 15-D

(01:12:57):
batteries or some shit? DS are those those the thick
guys? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it's 8 handsome Kevin. I love them thick guys.
Yeah, well, no joke. There's only a way you could
buy. You tell me right now if there's
one, because, you know, I've notbeen able to find you.
Tell me what kind of elliptical it is.
I bet you can find it on Amazon or whatever company made the

(01:13:20):
fucking elliptical. I'll fuck.
I'll fucking take a look at it tomorrow morning.
I'll say you're the same person who can't figure out how to
cancel their fucking impact. You guys, you were going to help
me with that and I'm still paying for it.
You would. You had too many drinks at
fucking Johnny. Oh yeah, yeah.
Blame it on the drinks. We're good at that.

(01:13:40):
Yeah, it just did. Yeah.
Tony, what's the weird fucking thing you do?
I didn't throw you under the bus.
Is that your relationship with your boy?
Is that the weird thing? What do you mean I don't
understand? Well, you know, Tropicale sleeps
above the covers. Brenda Fly has hopeful
conversations with taking a shitwith his wife standing next to
him. Double T doesn't array of fucked
up shit. I I do my walking.

(01:14:02):
What's this? The weird fucking thing you do?
Oh, I piss like a bitch in the middle of the night.
I told you this. Oh, that's right.
Because I don't want to turn thelights on because then I'll
start waking up. So I fucking piss like a vampire
in the dark, like a. Bitch.
Empire, are you a bitch? Which one?
It's a vampire bitch Empire. Because if I turn the lights on,
it's like no, no, no, I fucking wake up, you know?

(01:14:23):
You should get one of those likelights.
I I remember they used to sell it.
They sold it on Shark Tank. Like you attach it to your
toilet and it's like a sensory light.
Yeah, we've, we had those. They're, they're a little too
bright. Yeah.
Next thing you know, I'm doing fucking penis puppets on the
fucking toilet tank. Yeah.
That must be too entertaining for you.
Don't. Threaten us with a good time.
Yeah. Then then I'm up for sure.

(01:14:44):
Oh, yeah, I see. I see Jersey Cat.
Jesse's in the chat. He knows this.
Mommy put a light on the on the sun porch door and didn't tell
anybody. And I scared the shit out of me
the other night when I came inside under light.
You just. And it just fucking boom right
in your eye. I thought ice was at my house.

(01:15:04):
So when you came inside, you thought ice was at your house,
not inside? When I came in the sun porch, is
that what you call it, The sun porch?
That's where we don't use. You call it.
The sun porch. You know, we don't use the front
door. Oh, it's the back door.
H Craig. All right, My dad.
It's weird. Tony lives a lot closer than

(01:15:24):
handsome Kevin and they've both only been to my house once this
year. Huh.
Well. Bruno comes all the time, and he
lives just as far. Oh yeah, in the sun porch.
You know, it's strange. I've also been to Tony's the
same amount of times I've been to your.
Place this year. Yeah, that's I was, you know, I
know you got to go for to bat for your buddy, but this is not
the time, all right? Oh, yeah.
Sorry. That's right.

(01:15:45):
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Fuck Tony, please. No, I'm just joking.
I actually I love you, buddy. I really love you.
Fucking Tony. Fucking bitch.
Pitching bitch bitch bitch what?Take a shit with the door open.
For you, man. The greatest fucking thing I

(01:16:06):
found on Facebook ever. Trump's everything I've ever
found. It's called Be a Man.
It's the fucking greatest. Let me ask you guys, if you had
a crossroads in your life, right, would you rather take
advice from Bret Hart or Ric Flair?
Bret Hart because both are saying it's a wild shit these

(01:16:27):
days. I would probably listen to Brett
more than Ric Flair. Brett's got a better track
record of, I mean he's done somenot great shit over the years
but at least he hasn't filed forbankruptcy like 4 times.
Has 6 ex wives. Looks like a fucking melted

(01:16:48):
candle, you know? Brett Hart's not too far off
from a melted candle at this point.
Yeah, but all things considered,I think Brett came out the other
end a little bit better. Yeah, and Flair did.
He's. Just he never smiles.
He's never smiled. He will tell that.
He has a stroke. Oh yeah.

(01:17:09):
Wow, I. Just I.
Don't know man. It's that's, that's, that's a,
that's a toss up. I might go just cause at least
Flair seems like he's having a nice time some days.
Bret Hart fucking 3 sheets to the wind every time you see him.
Bret Hart never seems like he's having a good day.
Bret Hart had a great time when he said that he thinks Vince and
Sean were sleeping together. Yeah, he enjoyed that

(01:17:31):
conversation. Well, yeah, he probably laughed
really hard. He's like all these assholes are
going to believe. This listen to this.
Now look, I was in the same boatas you, handsome Kevin, but I
did some digging. Oh yeah.
Brett is not the only person who's ever said this.
I know I said it. Did Billy Jack say?

(01:17:53):
It No. Marty did.
Oh, OK. King Kong Bundy.
OK. Road Warrior Hawk both said it
in shoot interviews. Then there's the infamous Scott
Hall story where him and Kevin Nash were talking to Vince and
Vince was trying to sell Scott Hall on the gold dust angle and

(01:18:15):
he said when I had my first homosexual experience Vince said
that or HPK said that. Vince said that to Scott and
Kevin. OK I'm not saying any of it's
true and if it is good for them.It just does not seem far

(01:18:36):
fetched if you do a little digging.
Well, isn't Vince abused as a child, though that might be his
first experience. And it wasn't.
He said he he was picked up by ahitchhiker and the man put his
hand on his leg or something that affect.
I thought it was a family memberwhen he was with his with his

(01:18:56):
mother before his father took him away from all that.
I mean, Terry Garvin was around Mel Phillips, you know?
And also shit, what the hell wasthe point I was going to make?
Pat Patterson. No, Vince, Every time he's doing
his dirt, he's either got fucking Johnny Laurinaitis with
him or he's trying to convince Brock Lesnar to join him.

(01:19:19):
He needs another Dick in the room.
Good point. Who doesn't?
And he named all of his fucking toys after the boys.
Look, I call this one Hot Rod. He's got a little killed.
You flip it up. I call this one Greg.

(01:19:41):
Look at this size. It's a hammer.
I call this one JYD. I call this one Scorpio.

(01:20:01):
And then on the flip, Ric Flair's telling people that Hulk
Hogan died from street drugs. Oh yeah.
What? What the fuck?
I didn't. I didn't.
I did. I saw just a little bit of that.
Didn't read into it. What did he like?
What was the Do you have the exact quote?
Yes, During a recent interview with the Double Coverage

(01:20:25):
podcast, Flair said that Hogan would purchase drugs off the
street after his doctors wouldn't prescribe him anymore
medications. Medication.
This is a quote from Flair. I talked to him the day before
he died. I shouldn't say this, but what
killed him was St. drugs when the doctor wouldn't prescribe
anymore. He was in so much pain, and he

(01:20:48):
had that neck surgery and it gotinfected.
So back in the hospital. And then when the doctor would
not prescribe any more pain medicine, they just couldn't do
it in all good conscience. So they went and got the drugs
off the street. How does he know?
He just said he talked to him the day before.
Yeah, the day before he died, when he was on his deathbed and

(01:21:11):
fucking and And Eric Bischoff was telling Bruce Prichard, hey,
text him. He's not doing too good on the
phone. Yes, I'm sure the Hulkster in
his fucking state was like, yeah, brother, I couldn't get
the fucking pills. I was trying to talk.
He was our fucking. I went to Jimmy's down the
corner. He's around the block from the
fucking hangout dude. Yeah, he's at MLK Blvd. that

(01:21:34):
worked here. Trying to buy something that
works for me there brother. Yeah, in Clearwater.
Wrap it up. MLK Blvd. in Clearwater.
I got to call Brooke, see if she's hanging out with any of
those. Wow, really?
You got me, brother? Oh, you got me.

(01:21:55):
Fuck, man. Wild, fucking wild, man.
Hey, Julio chimed in. Vince just digs bro stuff.
There you go. Julio.
That's a Julio believable. Also, switching gears just a
little bit, do you guys, I thinkit's fucking crazy that someone

(01:22:17):
like Jay USO has to come out andsay, please don't poke me in
public. What kind of fucking wrestling
fan walks up to Jay USO and justfucking pokes him?
You don't mean like a Facebook thing where you can like, poke
people? No, like a, like a Hey, you're

(01:22:38):
at the airport, I'm just going to poke you.
That's not even part of his fucking entrance, right?
Where he said in his ass and hisback.
Oh again, a good old fucking concho.
That's what that is in the old keister hole.
He said he put a social media post out.

(01:22:59):
God damn it I hate this website.How many strangers poke you in
the ass a day? About 38 for me.
Please don't walk up and poke meor touch me.
Awesome. And this is Jay USO.
This is Jay. USO.

(01:23:20):
This is on the heels of the weird guy that took the picture
of the AJ Lee and then turned itinto him kissing her.
Them following AJ Lee and CM Punk to his hotel and taking
video of it. Some randos showing up at Ria
Ripley's house. TKO and WWE have more money than
fucking God. Hire fucking security for these

(01:23:42):
people so they can at least get to their destination without
dealing with this before one of them ends up dead.
From poking, not. From poking, but like, there's
people, right? Wrestling fans are crazy.
Yeah. Right.
Remember that dude jumped the guardrail and attacked Seth

(01:24:02):
wrong because he because he was talking to somebody who was
pretending to be Seth Rollins onsocial media and like he told
him like he wouldn't take him inhis wrestling school.
So he jumped the guardrail out of Raw and fucking tackled Seth
Rollins If. Morgan had this.
If Morgan had the stalker, Yeah.Yeah.

(01:24:23):
The dude had a fucking kill kit with him.
Kill Kit. Yeah, yeah, that knife, duct
tape, you know he was going to kill bitch.
Ties and shit like that. Yeah, that's a little overboard,
right? But like, poking just seems
cute. Right.
It's not, though. Yeah, like a little poke in the
ribs like a tea. Handsome.
Kelly, you're going to eat a skeet.

(01:24:45):
And so Kevin, you're go. You're go to the Target with
Molly right after Rancho Loco. You want to go buy some?
You look, go. You're in the fake section,
you're looking at some toys. Some fucking stranger just walks
up to you and pokes you one timeat a target.
Did not get poked but did have to tell somebody.

(01:25:06):
I was not. I was not who they thought I
was. It did happen.
You weren't JJ Rogue. That's.
Correct. Yep.
I had to convince a motherfuckerthat I was not JJ Rogue.
Was PD marking out again? No.
It's just like, was that that fan that wrote you all that hate

(01:25:27):
mail? No, it wasn't.
Different one. Yeah, which has happened too.
We'll get to it in the Chronicles.
Of course. Right.
And I know people, people are like, oh, like it comes with the
territory. Like, look, I don't know, man.
Like, I get it. You're a public figure if you're
at the airport. Like when we picked up Lopez
when we flew him out for WrestleMania, like we just
happened to be picking him up atthe airport and we ran into

(01:25:50):
Dusty and Steamboat and Xavier Woods.
Like, but there were people there with their fucking WWE
encyclopedias, like looking for autographs like they go.
And Phil knew some fucking clownwho was there who was just going
airport to airport. Yeah, that's what they do.
They're fucking nuts. That's a that's a sickness.

(01:26:10):
No. No, they're just trying to make
money off of fucking eBay. That's that's doing disgusting.
It's the sky. And then these poor fucking
people who I'm exhausted when I flew back from Minnesota, I'm
exhausted. These people wrestle.
They get on fucking planes couple times a week.
I don't know how they fucking deal with it.
I would punch somebody right in the fucking face if they stuck a
fucking Funko Pop in my face and.

(01:26:30):
They're like sign this for me. Would dirty fucking fingernails.
They're unwashed fucking body, you gross fucking ghouls.
Now would what would the backlash be if they came out and
said, hey, company policy, you're not allowed to sign
anything that's not at AWWE event you're not you're not

(01:26:53):
allowed to sign anything. You know what I mean?
Like, you know, pictures. No, no signatures, no, no
nothing. Unless it's at a meet and greet
that is AWWE sponsored meet and greet because that'll that'll
solve this shit pretty fucking quick as far.
As that goes, these. People, these people will still
show up at airports. It'll it'll take time, but

(01:27:14):
they're they're gonna fucking stop.
They're gonna fucking stop. I'm all for it, man.
But then the video like all the videos come out.
Someone's like Jeff Hardy wouldn't sign for me.
Like and you had like a fucking a white board full of eight by
10s. Like, no, he's not going to
fucking sign for you. Rey Mysterio.
They got him without his mask on.
He wouldn't sign for people. And people are like, oh, you
should sign for fucking fans like.

(01:27:34):
Nah. I'm with the HK, it should be a
policy and the WWE antique here should hire somebody.
If not for the men, hire somebody for the fucking ladies,
because one of these fucking ghouls is going to grab one of
these girls one of these days. Yeah, I could be hired.
They need to protect their fucking people.

(01:27:57):
I also know that. I know that people at the
airport are also giving out. They're selling these people's
home addresses. Yeah, I've heard you say that
before. It's disgusting.
But we're going to keep seeing these stories of people showing
up at somebody's house or following them home or
videotaping them walking into their hotel until somebody gets

(01:28:20):
fucking murdered. Oh, we never thought this would
happen. It's fucking all over the place.
The problem is people just feel too comfortable nowadays.
Back in the day if one of if oneof the fucking guys in the 80s
was getting harassed or the 70s they would fucking lay a bitch
out. Nobody was approaching, you

(01:28:43):
know, fucking King Kong Bundy or, you know, one of those guys.
Yeah, I wouldn't fucking approach Bundy.
Are you kidding me? Yeah, I just want.
To want to clarify here, Jersey cow Jesse, they would do
signings only at WWE events or AEW events.
Just make a company policy. You can't sign shit.
You can't take pictures unless it's at an event, AWWE event or

(01:29:06):
an AEW event or you know what I mean?
Like just company policy, can't do it.
Find the fuck. Out of them too, You do it.
You. Get find the shit.
Just find the shit, right? Out of them.
Yeah, yeah, fuck em. It's a good idea.
I just, it's just like, it's just a weird, you know?

(01:29:30):
And look, I will not like when we went to the airport, we just
happened to be there. Like, OK, I happen to be there,
right. I took it.
I asked Dusty for a picture. He gave me one.
I think I was the only person hegot a picture with, because
after that he was done because then he was getting a crowd.
But like, I'm not, I'm not fucking following people at a
hotel, not fucking, you know, weall hung around after AW when we

(01:29:55):
were in AC hoping we would run into somebody that we knew.
And I ran into Ortiz when we when I was like when I was at
NXT, there was there was assholes sitting outside of the
the Roy Wilkins venue. I got their little little exit
there waiting for cars to come out.
I'm like a fucking what? Are you guys doing stop it?

(01:30:17):
Just stop it like the cars the guys are loading up and driving
their cars past. They have security there.
The cars just drive out from. Behind there and Roy.
Wilkins But there's a fucking shit load of guys just standing
there, no idea what's going on. What about that?
What about the people? Maybe a car smokes a fan.
That'd be a shame. Yeah, real.

(01:30:46):
Real. Fucking dude of your fucking
heart. Broke it.
Wasn't listening to you on The Year of Duke and you were like,
I went to the NXT show and the fans were like, so weird.
The Tots. I'm like, Oh yeah man, you
don't. You're always on the other side
of the barricade, right? Recently, like, yeah, WW, the
guy I sat next to at Raw, the first thing he said to me.

(01:31:12):
Triple H is my boy, but I didn'twant to ask him for tickets.
Interesting I. Was like, are you talking to me?
I didn't fucking ask, dude. I don't.
Give a shit. These people just know how to
find you, don't they? Oh.
My God, that and then the biggest fucking guy there sat

(01:31:34):
right next to me. He didn't even want to be there.
He didn't stand up once he was there with his family and they
had like the seats in front of him and I guess he was like the
last dude. He like he just came at the last
minute and this was the only. He was the last.
Dude. He ate his chicken fingers and
he didn't stand up. He didn't cheer.
He didn't do any. He just sat there like he didn't

(01:31:56):
want to be there. When I was up and down all
night, I was fucking popping something.
Yeah, the Diana sound. It's.
Just, it's just being pretty wild, Sony.
Does Mom enjoy your Thanksgiving?

(01:32:18):
Yeah, I know we are. She got a Turkey stuffed.
Oh, God. What'd?
You say is. There anything else in the notes
you guys wanted to talk about? Nope.

(01:32:42):
Oh, Jimmy Hart got his megaphonestolen at Wrestle Cade.
So some fucking hand job decidedto clip a fucking a fucking what
do you, what do you want to callit?
A fucking amulet? A fucking 80s wrestling.
I don't know what it was, a trophy.
I don't know what you would, what you would call it.
Was this a fucking God? But it's like something that's

(01:33:04):
like historical, you know what I'm saying?
Like, yeah, but it's like Jim Cornett's tennis racket.
It's like Freddy Blasi's Kane. It's like part of wrestling
Lord, part of wrestling history.Relic.
Thank you. You're.
Welcome. I like.
Amulet, like he holds it up. It holds fucking powers.

(01:33:24):
Yeah, so some fucking hand jobs stole the fucking and Jimmy
Hart, bless him, he's just like,look, I don't even want to press
charges. I just want, I just want to get
it back, no questions asked. I want an ambulant back, baby.
Yeah, well, if you don't get it back.
You press the. Charges.
Are you a Jimmy Bart? He lost his best friend and he

(01:33:46):
lost his fucking megaphone in the same year.
That's fucking terrible. Peggy Sue.
That's his best friend. The Hulkster.
Never heard of him. Never heard of him.
Who's he ever beat? Clearly not death, right?

(01:34:07):
He got me brother. Finally.
God. Jesus.
That finally worked for him, brother.
I do with the JOB, dude. Are we ready for Jericho to come
back at the Royal Rumble? Nope.
You don't want him back, Tony. Nope, no, I don't give a fuck.

(01:34:27):
He'll get his pop. Everybody will love it.
Oh my God, Jericho. You think he's trolling
everybody by, like, getting in shape, saying TNA is the #2
wrestling company and then just re signing with AW, no, because
I think there's money in a Jericho Punk feud, honestly.
Even at 55. Yeah, well, how old's Punk?

(01:34:48):
Punk's almost 50, isn't he? Punk is old too.
Yeah, it's. Got to be up there. 49 I think
I'm. Going to say 48.
I'm going to say 47. In a row.
That's the answer. 47 years old Because that's what we need.

(01:35:08):
CM Punk and Chris Jericho 47 to 55.
Oh what the fuck are you gettingin ATW that's going to be better
than that fucking Monoxy. It's AW, Moxley and Gobby.
I mean, Austin theory against, Idon't know, brown breaker for a
tight woo that how about you bring up Oba Femi?

(01:35:29):
Love it. Fuck you.
You're so fucking bad, Grace Waller.
Grace Waller's pretty fucking dosomething with Eric Williams,
too. No, those guys are sucking.
Sorry. Sorry.
Trick's fucking. Great.
He's done everything he could inthe next team.
Bring him up, let him do. Something Femi's fucking great.
Bring him up. No, let's just run Ricky Saints
and Oba Femi again. Fucking freshen it up a little

(01:35:53):
bit. Yeah.
Almost the same fucking SurvivorSeries teams.
I've been saying to freshen it up, bring up the new guys.
I've been saying. Yeah, let's.
Do it, Yeah. Yeah, I like that Tony wants to
get older so he can feel younger.
So I do want to say at that NXT show, Grayson Waller was fucking

(01:36:14):
amazing. He cut, he cut a pre match
promo. I forget who he worked.
Doesn't fucking matter. Oh, he, he worked that, that
toothless aggression fool that won the LFG show.
Chris Benoit. No, no, but the guy Troy, that I
think that's who it is. Yeah, that guy sucks, but he,
they were, he fucking worked thecrowd so well.

(01:36:35):
He probably had a good maybe 5 to 7 minutes on the stick of
doing just crowd work, which is that's a fair amount of time to
be working. Fucking amazing.
He ripped everybody's heart out.It was beautiful.
Guys have skill. He's got a lot of skill.
OK, terrific. I'm here for you.
Oh, it was great, Tony. Don't shit on it, Tony.

(01:36:57):
Now, Tony, you can say what you want about me.
Tony hates wrestling. You hate.
Wrestling, though, yeah. You love wrestling, no?
But I thought you hated it. Yeah.
I didn't like what I watched on yesterday and today.
You know who's in that JCW Who? Stephen Flow.

(01:37:19):
Oh yeah, that's why he that's why he made his name Stephen
Flow. He comes out to even Flow and
the. Crowns the greatest theme song
ever. Stephen Flow, Stephen Flow,
Stephen Flow. Although fucking Skovon Crush
thinks he's a fucking pothead orcrackhead or some shit and he's
trying to get him fired and Vince Russo said no brother.

(01:37:40):
Oh. You watch it.
Fucking big. Veto Yeah, I've been.
I've been dabbling in the JCWA little bit.
You've been holding down on me, bro.
Willie Max there. Congo Kong.
There's some other fat white dude in the mask.
Oh, fuck yeah, dude. The fucking the zombies are
there. They're actually pretty good.

(01:38:01):
Alan J yells motherfucker a lot when he's cutting promos.
All right, all right, Yeah, Get on, Get on the JCW.
Ben, you know why? Because I've been watching Marky
123. I don't know if you know who
that is. So he's been watching Jake
because he's been shitting all over with the N.W.A, has been
doing, and probably rightfully so.
He said the only bright spot is Mondo, which he's not wrong, but

(01:38:27):
he's been watching JCW. So then I start to get into it
and Mega Powers actually hit me up and he's like, dude, I've
been watching Marky. I kind of want to start watching
JCW. So we started watching JCW.
What? Look at you.
Yeah, I was trying. I heard I was listening to Beau
James's Outlaws to Independence podcast the other day.

(01:38:49):
In the height of the Buck Zoomhoff era, there was an
Outlaw wrestler who used the same last name.
And now I'm trying to find it. There's another Zoomhoff.
There. Was.
Shouldn't have been You have a cellmate.
I can't. I found Heather Zoomhoff on cage
match. She's in jail too, isn't she?

(01:39:11):
Yeah. Sure.
Rough family. No, he molested dude.
He he went to prison for molesting.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, her gimmicks were the Lady
Diva and the Virgin. Huh.

(01:39:33):
Jeez. Yikes, dog not touching that
one. Oh yeah take it easy bro, don't
fly jumping Jesus little respectyou prick.
Move on in. Granite Falls, MN Jeez Louise,
that was in Granite Falls June 8th, 2001.
Buck and Heather Whitefeather, also known as Heather Zumwa,

(01:39:56):
defeated the Iron Maiden. And Michael Steiner.
Michael Steiner. Steiner.
Yeah. Michael Steiner, Baby Bowl.
Michael Mercedes. Michael Mercedes.
Mike Thomas. Ravishing rage.
Baby bowl I've. Seen.
It's like interesting PowerhousePro Wrestling seems to be his

(01:40:18):
home territory in the early to late 2000s.
I don't, yeah. All I see is fucking Buck.
Buck, right? Yeah, I think because he was an
outlaw. I think it's it's there might
not be any any record of of him out there.

(01:40:46):
Did you guys want to play a gameor you just want to do homework?
What kind of game you got? Well I have my clue game where I
give you the clues or we can send each other the I can send
like the 10 names to you Tony orwhatever the fuck your game is.
8 names. Whatever you guys want to do,

(01:41:06):
I'm down. How about you play your gimmick?
Let's do your gimmick. Alright, I got my gimmick going
here. Alright, so I'm going to get I
wish I wanted to and time got away from me today.
I wanted to put like a pixelatedfigure on the screen and to give
you guys like a little help. So my clues were were good, but

(01:41:26):
maybe the pixelated the picture would help a little bit.
But I have time to pull a pixelated picture.
So I will give you a clue. You guys can each go around
guess once if you like. As we get further into the
clues, it gets easier. All right, You can all get one
guess each. Brendo's good at ruining this
game. He ruined it the first time.

(01:41:47):
I'm good at ruining a lot of games.
Including my own. I think you're just lucky.
Yeah. He ruins games.
His wife showers. You know.
OK, this wrestler. Life.
Showers is a former WWF tag teamchampion.

(01:42:07):
Ivan Pottsky? Good guess, but incorrect.
Marty Ginetti? Good guess.
Never. We're going to pick Marty
Janetti. Yeah, and that's a questionable
title. Oh, no, because he won with the
one. Yeah, Yeah, that's why I started
to say it. And then I weren't they champs

(01:42:32):
for a day and then lost to the smoking guns or some shit.
There were champs. Yes, they won the tag tournament
Rumble, and they lost it the next day, right?
No WrestleMania I thought no. Didn't they beat no real Royal
Rumble? They beat Bam Bam and.
Tatanka and it LED into Lt. and all that fun stuff.
Dino. Bravo, Dino.

(01:42:53):
Bravo, tag champ, I don't think.So yeah, I think he won it in
the 70s. I don't know.
I got to go. All this shit, me too.
That's just something fun to know.
Dino Bravo was just always the Canadian heavyweight champion.
Let's see, let's see, let's see,let's see.

(01:43:13):
Wow, he was. He was the WWF World Tag Team
Champion with Dominic Denucci. That's crazy.
The. Nooch.
But it makes sense, not a. Nooch.
Not a nooch. OK, no, you all got that wrong.
But that was I love that, you know, Bravo.
Next clue is A and I don't know how to say your name here.

(01:43:36):
It's not mosh, Draco. Draco.
It's not mosh buddy. That's my brother.
Oh, Brundo's brother? Can we just call him Brundo's
brother? It's not my former WCW hardcore
champion. Former WCW hardcore champion?
Oh Terry Funk. Incorrect.

(01:43:57):
Fuck Haku. Oh fuck, I know who it is.
I also don't think Haku was A tag champion.
With Andre. Yeah, with.
Dre Oh yeah. Wow.
Double T. It's twice there.
You want to do a top five next? Double T Brian Knobs?
No, All good guesses, though. I I think I know who it is.

(01:44:18):
All right, this one might give it away.
Former Ring of Honor six man champion.
No. Well, I don't know about that
one. I was going to say Chris
Candido. No, I don't think he was ever in
Ring of Honor. Whatever gives a shit I guess.
I'm not saying Chris Candido, Ring of Honor, Six man champion.

(01:44:39):
Yeah. And WCW Hardcore Champion and
WWF Tag Team Champion. AJ Styles.
No, that's a good guess, though I don't think it was a flyer.
Knobs is taking flyer on the hardcore.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, maybe.
It is Brian Nobbs. I said Brian Knobs.

(01:45:02):
Oh, you did say Brian Knobs. I don't know who else was the
hardcore champion that was main.How about how about Chris?
Canyon. Was not Chris Canyon.
I don't think Canyon was ever inRingworm.
Yeah, I would just. Take.
Take another, another. You know, throw.
Yeah, you're good. I got you stumped.

(01:45:25):
Oh, it's got to be one of the assholes from Three Count.
No, it's got to be like Jamie Noble.
Maybe am I? I got.
To no, they weren't around for six times Dustin Rhodes no,
that's. A good guess though.
Got to be a three count asshole.No, because they were all the
hardcore champs. Yeah, but were they tag team

(01:45:46):
champions? Tony wasn't one of them.
Like, I don't know, Shane Helms,he wasn't A tag champ.
Yeah, but he was never. He might have shown up in ROH,
but he was never a champ there. Like a Jimmy Wang Yang Jimmy
Wang. He wasn't ROH but way early.
But he was a young dragon, wasn't he?
Or a Jung. Dragon or.
Whatever the fuck. They were.

(01:46:06):
Wasn't fucking tank AB. No, I got one more clue for you.
Oh boy, this is going to be the giveaway.
It's going to be yeah, 100% pirate.
Paul Burchill. Oh well, Pierre.
Oh yeah, Pierre PCOPCOPCO. There you go.

(01:46:28):
Fucking Paul. Burke, first time that came to
mind, that's exactly where my mind went too.
You got another one double T That was fun.
I got 2 that was really fun. Yeah, OK, This first clue
wrestled in A tag team match at Starcade 90.

(01:46:53):
Oh God. Larry's Abisco?
No, but that's a good guess. Like a pull.
Starrcade 90. Starrcade.
All right, if that's a good guess, who else is boring?
Now 1990 was collision course, 1990 was collision course, where
they pulled in a lot of the tag teams from other countries.

(01:47:18):
Art bar. Art bar is a good guess, but I
don't even think he was there atthe time.
Yeah, now Art Bar wasn't there. I'm thinking either Ted Petty.
Or. Dean Malenko.
I'm going to go. Dean Malenko.
Both great guesses. I think Ted Petty was what he

(01:47:39):
was one of the guys from South Africa or some shit.
Yeah. Colonel de Kirk maybe.
OK, this person is. You all got it wrong by the way.
Oh no shit. OK, this person is a former CMLL
World Heavyweight champion. Oh, it's got to be no job,

(01:48:01):
right? What the fuck's his name?
Mil Mascaras is maybe Mil Mascaras, maybe El No El Santo
is probably wasn't around at that point.
Who else would have been there? I'm going to say MO Mascaras.
Fuck it, this is not Milmascarus.
Conan. This is not.

(01:48:21):
Conan I. Had nothing.
Come on bro, this is your people.
I know I'm. That's why I'm fuck.
I don't want to embarrass myselfin front of my people.
Listen, LL Shigante, it is not L.

(01:48:44):
Who? No good guesses all around
except for yours, handsome Kevin.
You're just making shit up now. Black magic.
Norman Smiley. Norman Smiley it is what?
What team was Norman Smiley on? Him and Chris Adams lost to

(01:49:07):
Conan and Rey Mysterio. Wow.
And he's a former CMLL World Champion, 2 years before he lost
to Braza the Plaza two years. Yeah, they defend the belt like
once, maybe like 3 * a year, if that.
I mean, Claudio just won the world title from Gran Guerrero,

(01:49:28):
who was championed for three plus.
Gran Guerrero, he won it on, let's see, November 20th.
Let me just pull this up. Two years might have been a bit
much. I might have spoke out of turn
there. He he was champion for like 6
months. It's a little shy.

(01:49:50):
Two years, yeah, a little bit, just a little off.
Just a hair. I got one more for you before we
do our homework. He's like 2 years.
I mean six months. I got 9 inches, 9 good for one
more. How did you like that?
Is that what? Good.
Love it. Good.

(01:50:10):
It's good. All right, this person debuted
in New Japan Pro Wrestling in 1993.
He did not debut in wrestling, but he did his debut in New
Japan in 1993. New Japan 93, huh?

(01:50:34):
I'm going to go Vader. Although I think he was strictly
all Japan. I'm going to.
I'm going to go Vader. It's a good guess, but no,
you're wrong. I don't.

(01:50:54):
I wish there was a bet. I wish there was an easier way
for me to say this to you. What?
It's really wrong? No.
Like, good try buddy. But no, no, it's OK all.
Right. Go Godfather Comma.
Godfather's a good guess, but you are not correct, Sir.

(01:51:16):
Yeah. I don't think this is going to
work at all. Lex Luger.
Lex Luger is also a pretty good guest, but I think he was
probably in New Japan beforehandbecause of his the relationship
in WCW. Yeah, that's what I was, yeah.
Just for reference, The Godfather debuted in 1990 for.

(01:51:37):
Tony Hall, I believe. He was on a tour where he
wrestled the likes of Black Cat,Saito, Kango, Canamira.
He teamed with Pegasus Kid. Yep, he lost a different style
fight his last match in New Japan to Tony Hall.

(01:51:58):
He got knocked out in round round 3.
I've seen clips of that match, it's awful.
That doesn't surprise me. I wrestled a match against Bob
Backlin in WAR. You did?
No. The person that I'm playing the
Oh come on HK, you know this. He don't know shit.

(01:52:18):
Oh fuck, I think I actually do know this.
I feel like we talked about this.
What year was it? It's The Ultimate Warrior.
It is not The Ultimate Warrior. 1995 is the year you're looking
for, the year that this person wrestled Bob Backlund in WAR.
In WAR, yes. Yeah, we did talk about this.

(01:52:45):
Oh, we did. Yeah.
Bob Backlund in WAR is Weird. Masala Tanaka, that's a good
guess. But no, Tony, it's really not a
good guess. Scott Putsky.

(01:53:05):
Scott Putsky also terrible guess.
Don't even know if Scott Pusky was ever in war.
Probably not. Do you have a terrible guess?
HK? Probably Johnny be bad.

(01:53:27):
Johnny B is a decent guest but no.
Wow. Scott Pusky wasn't WAR in 1994?
Scott Putsky, tag Team Six man Tag Team Champion with Bob
Backlund and the Warlord. That's where I remember him
from, seeing that in the magazine.

(01:53:47):
It is not Scott Norton either. Good guess.
Former ECW tag team champion. Perry, Saturn.
Boom. Rondo 1995, Bob Backlund, Will
Mascaras and Ultimo Dragon defeated the team of Hector

(01:54:10):
Garza, John Cronus and Perry Saturn.
He also debuted in New Japan in 1993, teaming with Monsour Rambo
in many losing efforts. This is only tour in New Japan
in 1993. I am Monsour Rambo.
It's actually. A man tour.

(01:54:35):
All right, those are my games. That was fun.
Oh no. I said correct.
He went back to New Japan in 2003.
Perry, Saturn. Yeah, when he got released, he
had a little run there. Oh, wow, him and fucking Josh
Barnett against Tenzon and Jonah.

(01:54:55):
It's quite the tacky. Sure it is.
Are you guys ready for some homework?
Yes. All right.
I feel the excitement is just oozing out of you guys.
Fuck yeah, let's do some homework.
That's fucking just God damn homework.
There we go, that's what I'm talking about.
I took you guys back to November18th, 1995 at the ECW Arena for

(01:55:20):
November to Remember 1995 main event, Terry Funk, Tommy Dreamer
against Raven and Cactus Jack. Can I tell you what I learned
real quick? Yes, it is possible if you put
your mind to it, for both men ona double Irish whip to be on the
same side of the person being whipped.

(01:55:43):
Yeah, I'm going to. I'm going to have a high flyer.
I'll see you fellows later. What is a high flyer?
And so Kevin got a sponsorship deal.
It's a it's a high flyer. Yeah, but what is it?
A punch alcoholic drink? Is it a non alcoholic drink?

(01:56:04):
Oh, it's a it's a high flyer forsure.
Oh, Mark, help. See you later.
I don't think that's fair, HK. Well, I knew he wasn't going to
like this. Well, double T, tell us why you
chose this. Well, it had been obviously it
is November, so I love watching survive old Survivor Series

(01:56:26):
November to remember, not so much World War three, not a big
not free ring battle Royals, chaos.
So I was what's up? You love chaos.
He was in it. Yeah, he was in it.
High energy, the whatever energy.
What's? Name voltage.

(01:56:47):
Voltage. It's a form of energy.
So I had watched 96 and I was like, oh, you know what?
95 is arguably the best year of ECW.
So I had not seen this in probably like 25 years.
So I just picked it and I watched it today.

(01:57:13):
What it was, I enjoyed it. This is what you expect when you
see an ECW an event. Like this, especially with these
four guys in it. Yeah, I I didn't.
I wish that Bill Alfonso and Taznever even were on the screen
because it didn't make any senseand it didn't really affect the

(01:57:34):
outcome of the match. It added nothing.
It was. It was like it really added.
Yeah, it's not like Tommy Dreamer and Taz like, feuded
after this either. No, nothing happened.
You know what I did like Mick Foley shirt Yes, the fucking the
fucking 95 shrubbery entrance that used to be at the ECW Arena

(01:57:58):
before they had the fucking archway and shit and it was just
those two fucking big pillars oflike vines, the shrubbery.
Entrance. Oh.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean this is vintage Easy WI. Loved it for what it was worth.
You weren't going to see any fucking, you know, fucking

(01:58:22):
submission holds or collar and elbow tie ups and fucking chain
wrestling. So it's not a technical
masterpiece. This was complete fucking bedlam
and chaos. Then I was here for it.
This is what ECW was built on. And not a long match either,
which I'm always happy with. Yeah.

(01:58:43):
Stevie Richards got fucking plowed into the post in the
shopping cart, which is fucking hysterical.
Oh yeah, yeah. What did he even see?
What did he sell there? That's the thing that threw me
off. Like they, they put him in that
damn dropping cart like they're going to fucking nut him and
they just ran the shopping cart and he's like, he tried to sell
his head. I mean, it would probably still
hurt, you know, like the impact from, it's like crashing a car.

(01:59:06):
It's the impact from the shopping cart and it's a metal
shopping cart. And yes, remember how a shopping
how a shopping cart works? You push the cart into the other
cart and the back moves forward and up.
So when he's sitting there and it hits the pole, the shopping
cart jostles and the fucking back swings up and hits him in
the head. No, it's it's not so much that,

(01:59:29):
it's just there's no seat belt. So when it hits the post he goes
ass first into the fucking end of the shopping cart and then
bangs his head back. Doesn't matter.
Doesn't say you want me to reachon one of these.
Two or no? You know what?
Next year we'll push you in a shopping cart and see how it
feels. Oh.
We'll see if you can fly. We'll see if you can Rondo.

(01:59:50):
I love it. You know what else the shopping
cart reminded me of? Fucking CKY.
Yeah. Yeah.
And that was about this time as well, too, which is fucking
amazing. This is.
Yeah. It was fun.
We got to see like a fucking like maybe what, 19 or 20 year

(02:00:11):
old Joel Gertner doing fucking ring announcing it's a baby.
Fucking real baby. Skinny baby.
Holy shit. I was not.
Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead.
No, go ahead HK, please. I One of the things I don't like
about when we go back and watch these, these old ECW things that
a lot of stuff is stuff that I've only seen once, maybe twice

(02:00:34):
if I've seen it. And like I love, I love Mick
Foley, love Terry Funk. Tommy Dreamer is one of my he's
one of my all time favorites. Love like individually, I love
the parts of this match and thenI watched the match and I don't
like the fucking match. So like, that's it fucking kills

(02:00:55):
me to watch this shit where you're like, and I'm like, hell
yeah, Fucking love Tommy Dreamer.
Love him. Mick, my guy.
We're in the Dungeon of Doom. I'm in.
We're in the the easy E, right? I'm still.
In love them. But then I watched the match and
I fucking don't like, I just don't like the match itself at
all. The the pile driver.

(02:01:15):
The pile driver who's? Like you pin them.
Instead I just, it just wasn't for me, man.
It wasn't for the extracurricular bullshit
afterwards didn't make like why why are you putting the the the
crown around Raven the damn barbed wire crown and then he
fucking head butts them in the bules with the with the barbed
wire crown on for. Like.
Really, I I was not. I was not for it.

(02:01:36):
Now every now and again, no, it was not my wheelhouse.
And then every now and again I'dlook out and be like, I wonder
where that dipshit is. Is he in the crowd?
Were you in the crowd for this one?
No, no. Oh, see, I was, I was looking
for you. No, no, I wasn't there till 97.
I called you a dip shit, bro. The guy who wants cattle prods

(02:01:59):
to the balls. Yeah, you know what?
I can't ground to the balls. Like, come on, who's?
Don't. Don't sell me your bullshit.
Come on. Cattle prods a little different,
is it? It's fucking fake.
It's WWF in 1991. It's not a.
Anyone else? Anyone else a little fucking
perturbed by the fact that TerryFunk really wasn't laying in

(02:02:19):
chair shots? It seemed a little anti ECW
compared to what we would get just a year later.
I get why you did it still, Raven in the head with that
chair they just carelessly threwin the ring.
Yeah, well, I mean, that's that's that's vintage Terry
Funk. It's probably.
The best part of the entire show?
Yeah, I did enjoy in the beginning when Joey Stiles

(02:02:41):
mentions, oh, Terry Funk's contemplating retirement.
Yeah. How many years later?
Yeah, because we were built. We were starting to build to the
fucking title match then at thispoint, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What title match?
Well, because that that the fucking what you call it.
The pay-per-view was in April wasn't it?

(02:03:02):
Paper is a year and a half away.Paper is 97, barely legal. 97
yeah. November 96 is when Sabu comes
back and him and Taz have that. Oh fuck yeah, we're really far
away from. That I always think it's 96 for
some reason. Too Yeah, you know, I think I
think we go the dreamer Raven stuff continues in.

(02:03:24):
I should have picked. I don't even know if this is on
the network. December to this member, it's a
dreamer, the Public Enemy and the Pit Bulls against Raven, the
Eliminator, Stevie Richards and the Heavenly Bodies.
Wait, wait. December to dismember?
I thought that was a WWECW. Oh, that's 90.
That was 95. That's where Austin won the

(02:03:49):
title. Oh, no, I'm sorry.
That's where the Sandman won thetitle.
Sandman in the three-way with Whip Wreck and Austin.
Public Enemy beats the Heavenly Bodies and then they work the
ultimate Jeopardy Steel cage match.
Yeah. Raven beats Dreamer.
Everybody works fucking double duty on this match card.

(02:04:13):
Where was this? I always like, I was like a good
Raven and or Sandman dive over the top as well.
Yeah, because they just fucking kind of just leapfrog and throw
themselves over. I did like, it was kind of
campy, but I, I, I got a kick out of it when Cactus had the
Dungeon of Doom shirt and then he had the Eric Bischoff shirt.

(02:04:33):
Yes. And fucking Tommy Dreamer puts
Eric Bischoff's face over Cactus's face and starts
punching. And he didn't get it all the way
up there, so Cactus fucking helped him out and pulled the
shirt up himself. Who besides maybe Bret Hart and
Scott Hall too? Like who has better punches than
Terry Funk also? Jerry Lawler.

(02:04:56):
Yeah, Jerry Lawler's probably the king of throwing a fucking
good worked punch. Terry Funk fucking just throws
live rounds. If you ever listen to a Cactus
Jack interview, he's like Terry Funk's punches look amazing
because he really fucking throwspunches.
They do look amazing though. Kind of lay him in there, kid.
Did you ever hear the story? One time Funk was working on the

(02:05:18):
opposite side of Cornet and he fucking chased Cornett around
ringside and when he got a hold of him he started ripping his
pants off and Cornett goes Terry, what the fuck you doing?
He goes corny. I don't know anybody who's
throwing this pants off. I know HK had texted the group

(02:05:40):
about Sergeant Slaughter and hisand his bumping right.
Great, great stuff. Sarge is a fucking fantastic
worker, right? But I was thinking about that,
like we didn't, we got like the tail end of that Sergeant
Slaughter, right? Like 1980 when he's having like,
boot camp matches and MSG, like that's like the best Sergeant

(02:06:03):
Slaughter, right? The same thing with, like the
funk that we got to see was great.
But like, late 70s, early 80s Terry Funk is unbelievable.
Yeah, he was this. He could sell, he could feed a
comeback. He was like the ultimate
babyface. It's the stuff in Japan is
fucking awesome with him. The brawling with like the

(02:06:25):
Sheikh and Abdullah, him and Dory against them.
Like they were great when we gotto watch him.
But I think they're both guys. Sarge and Funk were way better
like 10 years before we first laid eyes on him.
And it's so funny. Like we've seen Terry Funk work
like a hardcore style when I think Dory Funk Junior, that's

(02:06:47):
the furthest thing from my fucking mind.
He looked like an old man like 40 years ago.
He looked like an old man who he's N.W.A champion.
Yeah, well, that's the thing. Like this guy's a former like
multi year N.W.A world champion too.
And I mean, so was Terry, of course, but Oh my God, when you
hear Dory Funk Junior is a fucking hardcore icon in Japan,

(02:07:08):
it's like, what the fuck? Doing barbed wire matches in ECW
with the Public Enemy. Crazy.
My right. I'm I'm so like younger.
So like, my introduction to DoryFunk was Haas Funk.
Yeah. Right.
Don't forget Jimmy Jack, Jimmy Jack.

(02:07:29):
That's our bars, brother. I think so, yeah.
Jesse Bar Yeah, yeah, I think he's the one that Haku bit his
nose off. Worst abomination Jimmy Jack
Funk or the fake fucking Von Erich Lance?
Lance. Lance for real.

(02:07:51):
Could you imagine having to be Fritz going on TV saying he lied
to us? He was never a Von Erich.
Dude. Did you ever?
Give him another heart attack. You read like Fritz was a piece
of shit, man, Yeah. He was.
No he was like he exploited the kids deaths and their injuries
and everything just to fucking sell tickets to his dying

(02:08:14):
corrosion. He had the fake heart attack and
they said like he would get better or worse depending on
ticket sales like Jesus Christ. What a fucking Carney.
I mean, he's no Grizzly Smith, but yeah, well.
Who the fuck what? Podcast was I listening to the

(02:08:35):
Grizzly Smith Buck? No, I think it was Evie Richards
zoom in with Buck. He was like, I don't know what
the fuck they were talking about, but he was like, I was we
were at it when I was living in Georgia with DDP and Jake.
Oh, he was talking about how Brett had said that Hogan and
Jake were the biggest pieces of shit in wrestling, and they get

(02:08:58):
off on some weird tangent. And then Stevie's like, yeah,
I'll never forget the fucking night we were in the restaurant.
Jake just starts talking about Grizzly Smith and you, you could
hear a fucking pin drop. Like all the shit that Grizzly
was doing, like Stevie was like,it's the most uncomfortable I've
ever been. It's hard to hear somebody talk

(02:09:19):
about that shit, especially whenthat's your father.
That Dark Side of the Ring was that was a hard fucking watch to
Matt or hard episode to watch. Yeah, it's rough shit, man.
Yeah. I do.
I do like the fact that Jake kind of like is like getting a
bit better. I do like the fact that he's
back together with with his wifeand that he's got a relationship

(02:09:43):
nowadays with his kids. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah. So that's that's the one
positive that came out of all that he kind of got, I wouldn't
say it's perfect, but he kind ofgot his life back together
somewhat. He got his family around them.
He seems to be doing OK these days.
So that's great. You love to hear it.
Yeah. Yeah, and fucking Robin.
Rocking Robin. Oh, she can get it. 100 percent,

(02:10:09):
100%. Oh my God, Are you going to
deliver it, Tony? Fuck.
Fuck, yeah, I would. Around the clock, bro.
Atta boy. My face come Facebook friends
with her I am you're not. I think I am double DI think I'm
Facebook friends with her. Tony, I am.
You're not. Sliding tonight, I don't.

(02:10:32):
Know no getting DM son. I'll try and get her on the
show. Fuck yeah.
Hell yeah. She's a lot.
Just let her know she can get it.
Tony will deliver. There's a lot of political stuff
on her Facebook come out. No, who cares?
We're going to talk to her aboutwrestling.
I don't give a shit, dude. We've had people on the show

(02:10:55):
that I agree with, that I don't agree with.
I don't care. I just want to talk wrestling
with you get it, though. This picture, dude.
But this is AIAI did that to her.
No, no, you got to go to the real shit.
The real shit. Oh, yeah, she, yeah, she can get
it. Fucking Macaca over here.

(02:11:18):
Her and your mom are using the same fucking AI phone.
Stop. You watch your mouth, rub it.
And I mean this. Yeah, dude.
All day, every day. Yeah.
And she'll fucking bring the belt on the show.
That'll fucking, that'll put me in the spot, dude.
Fuck yeah. I want her to sing fucking.

(02:11:39):
I want her to sing the fucking national anthem too.
No. Yes.
No good pull. Tom, you tell me about it.
I'm in a state of emergency, guys.
What happened? I am not.
They put us in the governor, putus in a state of emergency

(02:12:01):
because we're going to Rondo andI are going to be fucking Scott
free tomorrow. He doesn't.
He doesn't know how to read it, says State of Confusion.
No, our double T is, I think. I think they're getting slammed
out by him. Oh, we're not going to slam
really. Like fucking 2-3 inches.
Oh yeah. Somebody.
Somebody. Wake up, Bobby. 11 fucking.

(02:12:25):
Jerks. James did lose to LA Knight, so
LA Knight's in the finals. Good.
Fuck him. What do you give home?
What do you give homework? Thumbs up.
Thumbs up, definitely. I enjoyed it, yeah.

(02:12:47):
We'll take this wrong way, HK. It's 3:00 to 1:00.
It doesn't matter what you say, all right?
Well, go. Fuck it then no.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't.
He was going in the middle. I was feeling middle.
He was going up. He was going to go up.
I think he was going middle. No, I think there was enough
there. Those, those doesn't matter.
No, but it doesn't give a shit. I give a shit.
I know. I like you too.

(02:13:07):
Bondo gives a shit. I give a shit.
He does. He told me to eat his balls.
Brundle. Brundle loved the story of the
thing. Oh.
Yeah, big story guy. Fuck yeah.
It's like fucking Levar Burton over there.
Eating Rainbow. Yeah.

(02:13:30):
What do you say? What do you say, HK?
Yeah, Come on, HK. I'll give it.
I'll, I'll go upwards. I there's a lot of things that I
didn't. There's a lot of things I didn't
like about it, but there's enough redeeming qualities
within it. Thanks.
To the cast of characters in thematch and the streak continues,
thankfully because the guys up top did not watch the Mickey
Knuckle. Match.

(02:13:56):
You guys got to watch, you guys got to find the clip of the the
AJ, the Styles Clash that they just hit.
On on. The New Day.
Why? Who broke their neck?
Nobody. It's it's awesome.
OK. Brenda, you're up, buddy.
What do you got for us? All right, I don't know if the
streak's going to continue for this one, but I decided to look

(02:14:19):
for an interesting tag team, thefirst ever tag team to show up
ever on any ROH show. So we are going back to October
28th, 2006. When's my birthday?
We are going to Chaos Championship Wrestling at the

(02:14:43):
Rahway Rec Center. We are going to watch Sexy Eddie
and Beef Wellington take on the Christopher St.
Connection. Holy shit it's got to be a SO.
This is going to be either like this is going to either be
really good or really bad sexy depending on your preference.

(02:15:06):
Holy shit. Yeah, I have the YouTube link I
could send later. All right.
I'm a big Christopher St. guy, so I'm a big fan of them.
Brenda likes that Christopher St.
Fuck yeah dude got all the hugs on that Christopher St.
On Christopher St. Hug Christopher St. with Justin

(02:15:27):
on Christopher St. Just hugs.
Just hugs. If you were.
Hello, Kate. I don't know.
If you were sent a ballot and you did not send it in, kindly

(02:15:48):
go fuck yourself. You will not be included in the
Hall of Fame voting next year. You did not take this seriously.
Oh, you got 3 hours if you're listening, if you're listening
live. But by the time this goes up,
it's over. It's Tuesday, it's December 2nd,
ballots are closed. I'm going to wipe my ass with
it. You're going to send it in.
I'm going to print it up. I'm going to wipe my ass with

(02:16:08):
your ballot. That sounds painful.
Yeah, be careful. Is it?
A resume, paper or something like that.
That's yeah. Is it?
Is it going to be like A2 ply ballot?
You put in some, maybe some newspaper in the fucking
printer. I don't know.
We haven't figured it out yet. Do you have a printer?
Sometimes they're hard to come by for the wizard.
Yeah. I got 2 printers.
Fucking a dude. Who'd you steal the other one

(02:16:29):
from? Nobody.
Who's. Who's Kate?
Hi, Kate. Hi, Kate.
Who are you? She shows up and says hi.
Who are you? I said hi.
But who is she? Jesse makes a point not don't do
that double T, but be careful. You know what friends are

(02:16:49):
looking at. Because Tony knows Tony's been
checking the emails. He know it's.
It's like pulling teeth to get someone to respond.
Yeah. I know that feeling.
I realized that I didn't put my,I didn't send my, I thought I
had sent mine in and then didn'trealize that I didn't prior to
because I had a lot of shit going on and I was like, oh,
fuck. And then part of me was like,
you know what? Maybe I just removed myself.

(02:17:12):
I'm like, sorry guys didn't makeit.
Sweet Hibisco will never get in then.
Oh yeah, That's where you want to go.
That's where you want to go. We've we've actually had a we've
actually had a really good turn out.
I think when last I counted withdouble TI think we got like a
75% return rate. So a lot of people return their

(02:17:32):
ballots. Yeah, hell yeah.
The Duke it isn't. Yes.
Yes. Weeks ago.
M and Al both got two weeks. Ago.
Didn't have to bother them. No.
No, the mark order people, different story.
Well, they don't even have a show.
Yeah, I mean, HK is not lying. Thinking of ruffle over there.

(02:17:55):
Kate's from Minnesota. Well, Kate, thanks for stopping
by. Oh, do you know Kate HKHK is
from Minnesota? I don't know, Kate.
From Minnesota. Kate Marie Hansen.
From Minnesota. I don't know, Kate.
From Minnesota. Kate, do you like Rancho Loco?
Now I want to talk to Kate. I want to find out if she's near
handsome Kevin. I mean, I can send Kate to the.

(02:18:18):
We didn't get any calls tonight.I think it's I think it's weird
for people when they feel like you send them a link and they
have to be on camera. Yeah.
I mean you don't have to Cam up.Yeah, you could just say or do
the no Cam giving. No Cam amigo.

(02:18:41):
That Cam don't work for me brother.
Yeah, we're, we're working on it.
We're going to. We're going to get you guys
involved. We got a busy December.
Juice Box is back next week. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait. Is your gimmick starting tonight
for the 15th year? Oh, you want the list?

(02:19:01):
No, I don't know about the list,but I thought we were starting
it tonight because we were supposed to have a guest
tonight, right? Yes, Kate.
No, but she's heard of it. Hey Kate, if you feel inclined,
which location is closest to you?
Where? Where's the one by HK?
Eden Prairie? Where?

(02:19:24):
Eaten. Prayer, eating your sister under
the table spot for own damn good.
God damn it. Come on now.
Yes, so. It.
Yeah, I've reached the point andI will not, OK?

(02:19:45):
Kate Murray says. She's a manager of Bob's
Burgers. Yeah.
Cool. Is that a real place out there
or is that the cartoon? No, I'm pretty sure it's a
cartoon. OK, think this is somebody
trolling? Trolling us?
OK, that could be you, said Bob's.
Oh, you You never messaged her? No, I just looked up her fucking
Facebook profile. Oh, you fucking ghoul.

(02:20:07):
I'm a ghoul. I got to know what's going on
out here. I don't know if she's friends
with anybody. I don't know what the deal is.
Why don't you? Why don't you give her the
weather like you used to? HK.
Yeah. I got that and I will wake up.
I think Schaefer is saved in my my thing right now.
It's a balmy 10° out. Woof.

(02:20:27):
Expecting high temperature tomorrow. 23 The low Wednesday
night. 0 The low Thursday night -6 The low Sunday -5.
Freezes the hairs in your nose. That's not that's not getting
cold yet. That's not getting cold yet.
You're a freak. You're a cold freak.

(02:20:48):
No man, once. Once the highs are like -10
negative 15, then we're getting,then we're getting cold when
those are the highs. That's fair.
Speaking of the highs, I got some more high flyer to know.
Welcome aboard, Kate. I'm sorry if nobody said that.
Kate, thanks for doing us. Sorry, we're.
The winner? Goes over here all right, so I

(02:21:08):
don't I'm done fucking bending the knee.
I'm done kissing fucking ass notdoing anymore.
You if you if you're an independent professional
wrestler and you agree to do this show and you don't show up,
you're getting your fucking. I'm calling you out now.
Yeah. And it's not like you said.
Hey, sorry, it's not working outlike a day or two ahead of time

(02:21:28):
and you give us some notice, right.
And also like you and you don't make an effort to reach out and
reschedule like I. We don't have to have you on the
show. We're trying to help you.
Yeah, All right. And look, we're not the fucking
biggest podcast in the world. We don't get millions of
listeners, but if three people TuneIn and hear an interview
with you and they follow you when they support you and you

(02:21:48):
buy your merch, that only benefits you.
Yeah, we're beyond help, but we want to help you.
If you if you don't want to do the show, you just say you don't
want to do the show, don't agreeto the fucking show and then
cancel and make 0 effort to reschedule.
Yeah, a simple hey guys, thanks for considering, but I'm not
interested at this point. You know, that's all.

(02:22:10):
At least we know like, hey, you,you acknowledge that somebody
reached out to you and. We we're big.
Boys, if you you can't do the show, you don't want to do the
show. It's.
Fine. I'd rather no, I'd rather you
say no. Yeah, a little courtesy.
Just say no 'cause I get, I go on Twitter, I fucking promote
you and then you don't fucking show up.
And then I, we look like jerk offs.
Yeah, so from now on, if we looklike jerk offs, we're going to

(02:22:33):
make you look like a jerk off. Oh, I thought you're going to
say if you make us look like jerk offs, we're jerking you
off. No, no more.
No more friends with benefits. There's no professional.
There's no professionalism. And and and fucking independent
pro wrestling. You think you're big?
Not anymore. Not anymore. 10 years ago, these
guys fucking loved it. They came on.
We had a good time. They plugged us.

(02:22:53):
We plugged them. Yeah.
So, so and look, you're, you're I got, I got there.
There's people who are on national TV that respond, sorry,
I can't, you got to go through the office.
That's it. There's people on national TV
that do the show seriously, right.

(02:23:14):
So don't, don't and don't like and I'm and look, you know, you,
you don't want to listen, you don't like this.
I don't fucking care. The shining Wizards don't pay my
fucking mortgage, all right? This is just fun for me and the
guys hanging out. I'm not trying to make any
enemies. But step up, step up, be more,
be more. Matt Cardona, Step up or step

(02:23:37):
off, right? Do the show.
Don't agree to do the show. All right, so the list is short
this week because I did not havea lot of time to go through it.
I'm not looking to make enemies.All I want is you to try and
reschedule, apologize. Oh, you know, we Brundo checks
in. Hey, you, you, you good for next

(02:23:58):
week? Yeah, we're good.
And then fucking Monday morning.I can't do the show.
I got I I did this. I did that.
I'm not asking. Somebody to not see the booking?
Right. You take a booking, Great.
But circle back, make an effort,act like you want to do the
fucking show. Just this week.
There's only two people on the three people on the list right

(02:24:18):
now. I'm going to give people some
time to reschedule. Brooke Havoc, who we booked, was
I was very excited to have on the show.
And then the morning of, oh, I got, I'm scheduled at it at
training. OK, then.
Crickets. Crickets.
Not a Hey, guys, can I make thisup?

(02:24:40):
Is there another day? Nothing.
Brooke Havoc, you're on the fucking list.
Oldies. But goodies.
Ken Patera said you'd be here for Tony's birthday.
You didn't show up. Fuck you.
And the Rock You threw through through the McDonald's window?
You're on the list. I've probably seen Ken Patera
more recently than that. Yeah, hit him with your fucking
car. To me.

(02:25:00):
And Tony did. Yeah, it's not like you can get
out of the way these days. Jesus.
All right. And the fucking Mountie Jacques
Rougeau, you Carney piece of shit, also agreed to do the
show. Didn't show up, Ghosted us.
Charlie Haas. Same thing there.
Charlie Haas goes on the list, too.

(02:25:21):
Hi, Joel Park. What is this show about?
15 years, brother. We still have no fucking idea.
I will have a better. I will.
There's more people going on thelist.
Should put a check mark next to you.
I've already called you out. You Ken Patero's an oldie buddy
goodie. So was fucking.
Jock, you piece of shit. I feel, I feel almost bad for

(02:25:43):
Ken Patero, like maybe he just genuinely forgot that he fucking
booked himself. Then I'm giving, you know that
I'm giving people. There's a couple people who
bailed on us last couple weeks. I'm giving them some time.
There's a grace period. I'll give you a couple weeks,
get your affairs in order, but after that, I mean, you're
getting your fucking ass called out.
I don't give a shit. I mean, there was somebody
recently that said like, oh, allthe sudden I'm pretty busy with

(02:26:07):
the Monday night shows, so that's fair.
And again, I'm not asking anyoneto not take a booking, not go to
training. I understand this is your
livelihood. Who was it?
Was it jumping? Jim Brunzel sent us a picture of
his fucking dad's diabetic foot when he couldn't make the show.
He Brian. Brian Blair.
Same shit and he did the show. He, he was so profusely like

(02:26:32):
after Double T was like this fucking guy, the last for the
foot. I believed him.
I believed everything he was saying.
No, until you saw the foot. You're like this fucking hand
job. I'm sure we.
I know this whole fucking familytree falls over.
I said no such thing. Oh, I heard no such thing, he
said. Fuck the Brian Blair.

(02:26:53):
I'm not asking you to to not take a booking.
I'm not asking you to not go andtrain for your job that provides
for your livelihood. I'm just asking you to to act
like it means something to you. We reached out to you.
We want you on the show. We want to promote you when you
fucking cancel last minute and then don't make an effort.

(02:27:17):
You're clearly telling us you don't give a shit.
So when you don't give a shit, Idon't give a shit and you go on
the fucking list. Then he takes a shit.
I usually don't take nighttime dumps Morning.
I'm a morning dumper. Yeah, I don't like the nighttime
ones. I just don't have to dump at
nighttime. Would you shit in the dark?

(02:27:43):
Yes. Just watch when you sit down.
Why do I have to I know where the bowl is the.
Bowl. It's dark.
Maybe you missed a step or. No, I think I can navigate my
bathroom in the dark just actually, I know I'm going to
say I can 100% no issues, but you would shit in the dark in

(02:28:07):
the middle of the night. You haven't.
I don't know why I would have to, but if I had to, yeah,
bubble guts. I don't like, I don't like the
midnight shit because sometimes you, you you flop the damn the
seat up and both of them go up and then you drop your balls in.
You've done that. Yeah, I've, I've, I've I've left

(02:28:29):
the seat up in the middle of thenight.
Sometimes I would go in there. This is before I used to piss
like a bitch so I fucking I'd walk out in the seats and but
the seat was up. My poor wife, I'd get into bed
like 30 seconds later she gets up because she's a very light
sleeper. She fucking leaves the room,

(02:28:50):
goes to the bathroom. Fucking 10 seconds later I hear
you fucking sat down. What I put in the seat though,
what is this she's? Got turning on the.
Bathroom. She got fucking cold ass.
I was. Waiting.
I was waiting for you to say youheard Splash.

(02:29:10):
I couldn't stop fucking laughing.
She's like, you're an asshole. That's not nice, buddy.
I felt, no, I felt bad, but it was really fun night.
Yeah, I'm going to say 100%. I could dump in the dark.
Yeah, but can you wipe in the Oh, you got the bidet too?
I got the bidet. Can you wipe?

(02:29:32):
Yeah, I know where my fucking asshole is.
I'm not my fucking stop moving. It's not like in the middle of
the night your asshole's in the middle of your forehead.
I know where to wipe the double T's in the bathroom going hold
on. Yeah, but but if he like what?

(02:29:53):
What if it's like extra fudgy, maybe gets on the cheeks,
doesn't get a good wipe. Now he got shit on his hands.
Like you can't. You need the light off for that,
don't you? Something's happened with your
rear end, Tony. You never, like, broke through.
Like you got a fucking cheapo fucking roll of like Scott T.
No, no, no, absolutely not. I'm a dude, white man.

(02:30:15):
OK? I'm on an island.
You're just flushing, dude. That can't be good for yourself.
Yeah, I know that. I told him this a couple weeks
ago. I told you it's just fine.
The old ones used to be bad. The new ones have been fine
since fucking COVID. I've been doing it for at least
five plus years, five since COVID wipes got vaccinated.
Jesse, explain. Wait, what?

(02:30:36):
There's like 10 things you couldhave said.
Wait. Because you accidentally lifted
both of the gimmicks up. So then you sit down and you you
you dunk nards right? Or is it Tony not knowing if he
wiped his ass properly in the dark?
That. Could be a thing too.
There's a lot. Or the cheap.
Why would you ever buy cheap toilet paper?
Yeah, No, I'm just. I'm not saying I have, but you

(02:30:58):
know, sometimes you breakthrough, but not being it
when you sometimes you break. No, I've used enough toilet
paper, so I ensure I don't breakthrough.
Yeah, OK. If you're like what's the most
wasted thing in your house? It's toilet paper followed by
paper towels or Kevin, wait a second.
You just said you just what you're drinking, your high 5,

(02:31:22):
whatever the fuck you're drinking.
No, yeah, no, I know I'm fine. I I probably got at least
another 20 minutes. Before it kills me.
What was I saying? Toilet paper waste.
Yeah, I wasted. Like I used probably way more.
I never right, But if you got a bidet, why?
Like why aren't you just like damn, just damp?
Just no, no, no, you can't just bidet and be done.

(02:31:44):
Yeah, you got to wipe too. Don't you got the pressure
washer setting? No.
Oh, all right. Does yours have two settings?
It's got one for the front and the back.
No, it's just for the asshole. Oh no, mine's got the fancy
fucking feminine switch. Oh.
I don't. Know.
So do I, Tony. So do I.

(02:32:04):
It's a little rough on the scrotes.
You got to make sure it's set inthe right fucking position.
Damn now? You hit it with the bidet.
Actually, it doesn't really hit the scrotes so much as it hits
the Gooch. The Gooch.
It really cleans up the shrubbery entrance.
Yes. I hate when it missed me in the

(02:32:24):
balls. No, you hit yourself with you
bidet and then you have to, you have to wipe it.
You still got to wipe. Yeah, more of a dry of that too.
But also like you're the bidet is like knocking stalagmites.

(02:32:46):
It's like scraping barnacles. No, when you swap the when you
go to bed, when you make a mess on the counter and you spray it
with cleaner, it doesn't just disappear.
You still got to wipe. It you shit on the counter.
Cleans up the shrubbery entrance.
Break that down. You got it, Al.
You know what I'm saying? The water just feels good.

(02:33:06):
It cleans it up and then you still got to wipe.
Go. Yeah.
So anyway, Juice box next week, right?
The week after that, it's the Monday after John Cena's last
match. So we're going to celebrate John
Cena. We'll celebration, we'll

(02:33:27):
celebration the week after that.I think we're without handsome
Kevin. I think he's going to his
homeland. Yeah.
And then the the 29th of December, we will do our
Christmas show. Oh, and the 18th we'll have the
apron bump and then the up to 18th, The 22nd.
Yes. 22nd of the apron bump and then the 29th.

(02:33:49):
We'll be doing our Christmas show and we'll be redrafting our
death pool for 2026. Tony in the lead, he's got 2.
Brendo has one, I have one. Handsome Kevin's throwing up
goose egg. And then we have to go over the
rules. Can we, can we draft the same
people as last year? Probably not, right?
Not, no, no, they're they're, they all become available again.

(02:34:11):
Not the dead ones, obviously, obviously, but I can't draft the
same guys I drafted last year, kind of, I think.
I think they're available and you want them.
You can. What about what if we did a
keeper league? No, it's not complicated.
We'd have to talk about that next for the.
Next no way not mentioned. How many keepers though?
One with short rounds. I I say it depends on how many

(02:34:33):
how many points you scored the previous year.
We do 10 fucking rounds. How short do you want to make it
really? That's fair, I think.
What did it take 20 minutes lastyear?
Dynasty. Oh, dynasty Death pool.
I like dynasty bro. And and I think the first show

(02:34:54):
of the new year, we're going to reveal who made it into the 2026
Hall of Fame. Yes, we are.
Yep. Fuck yeah.
Voted by you, the listeners and the supporters.
Yeah, if you want to check out who made it into our class of
2025, just go to shiningwizards.com/HOF.
That'll give you. Tony, I'll do Tony, I'll do you
one better. Oh, look at that.

(02:35:21):
That is the class that me, Tony,HK and Brundo put in earlier
this year. Yep.
Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, RicFlair, Bruno Terry Funk, Bob
Ackland, Bret Hart, Steve AustinIn the singles department, Bobby
Heenan, Jimmy Hart, Jim Cornette, Managers,
Personalities, Tag Teams, DudleyBoys, Demolition and The Road

(02:35:45):
Warriors. And was that we?
Cue the music, right? Fuck yeah, we do send the dog
home. This has been a production of
the Shining Wizards Network. For everything Shining Wizards,
visit shiningwizards.com and don't forget to listen to all

(02:36:05):
the great shows of the Shining Wizards Network.
We would like to thank. We.
Would like to take the time to thank those that support us on
our Patreon on patreon.com/wizards podcast
Executive producers Manny Craso and Mike Peterson, producers
Keith Hams, our Mac Reefo High 5, Tom Reinerschlong, Alde Jesse
Elwell, Emily Brock, I Dunk Biscuits, Kathy Homer, Michael

(02:36:28):
Ham and Keith Parker, David Henry Bowers. 1/3

(02:36:59):
I'm. Not.
Talking no bad things? Who's talk bad things?
We always do, Mom. Come here, you better behave all
right. Yeah, knock it off.

(02:37:22):
Oh yeah. Oh, Jesus, I ain't telling you
mine. I hear it.
I can hear it. Did you taste the pudding?
Did you taste the pudding? Fuck yeah, I did.
Oh Darnie, I don't care for that.
I know poor handsome Kevin, theywere busting on me.

(02:37:47):
That one lady that was on one time, she was boring.
Oh I'm in the show, don't get off any comments.

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