November 5, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 4 (01:05):
Hi, folks, this is Jackie. I know you don't normally
hear from me, but I'm just giving you a heads
up about what's going on with Phil. He's not able
to do the show tonight because he's suffering from a
terrible case of laryngitis. He can squeak out a couple
of words, and sometimes it sounds like he's hitting three
notes at the same time. It's kind of frightening. But anyway,
(01:28):
the whole cast of this play that Phil is in
the pitch up in New York, a lot of them
have come down with this same cold, and he sounded
good last night, well passable today he's barely squeaking so
otherwise I tell him to make this himself, but he can't,
so he Thanks you for your understanding and please enjoy
(01:53):
the show.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Hello everyone, and welcome. I'm Margaret Gray. I'm here with
my husband Frank. Frank h Hi, that's enough, Frank. And
we also have our son Jason J. Delmonico singing Christmas favorites. Yeah,
we want been singing. I'm Jason j that's not me
singing there. I know, that's just some of the theme
(02:17):
music that Phil uses. Well, I'm I'm Jason J. Delmonica.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
That's good enough.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Don't don't blow your don't blow your throat.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
What I got it, Frank, thank you.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Frank is my husband. Jason J.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Del MONICAO is my son. And on the show today
we thought we would bring Jason Jay in. You know,
we had a great response Frank and Jason when you
sang the Johnny Mathis songbook.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh yeah, I thought that Johnny Mathis was pretty fun
to do.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
All. I know, like I said, don't blow out the
vocal chords. It won't listen to me. I raised it
from a little tiny it'sy bitsy.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Frank, you're right, Jason, save your voice.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
We have a very special show for you, and we
thank Phil here Be forgiving us this airtime tonight to
bring to you and your family, You and yours Christmas
holiday chair.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
With the Jason J. Delmonico Christmas Book. You Yeah, thank
you very much.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Mom.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
And I'd like to sing Christmas tunes that I've learned
to do. I enjoy them, except I don't like it
when people breathe on me. Well, I don't know what
it's talking. It's all right, I don't that's fine, Jason,
thank you very much. I don't like it when Mom
just don't stand there breathing on me. I'm not breathing. Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Here is my son singing the famous Christmas song, the
nat Can't Call song.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Jason, thanks a lot, Mom, I do enjoy doing this song,
also with improvisational lyrics.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Here goes chestnut roasting on an open fire, Jack frozz
nipping at you know, oh.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You tide carols.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Being sung by a qual folks dressed up like escimbos.
Everybody knows a turkey and some missile.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Chason.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Sorry, Mamma helps to make the season.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Brother, don't scroll around, right dad, Diny.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Tots with her eyes on a glow. We'll find it
hard to sleep tonight.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Okay, all right, stop stop stop what stop the music?
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Bud?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Sorry, and try and stop it right now? Are you
trying to make me look like an ass? Sorry, Bob,
I just couldn't help it. The boy had to fart.
Start again. That is great. Mister Henry will not approve
of it. I said to start it again, and I
have approved the improvisational lyrics. Yeah, I know, Mam will
use them when when I see fit.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Oh my god, you're giving me pushback, my son, Jason
j Delmonica. Ladies and gentlemen, thank.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
You chest nuts roasting not an open fire, good thing.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
There and not your own out that would.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Probably feel quite high while they roasted.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Fuck it. The boy's laughing. I know he's laughing. Take
it from everybody knows. Okay, mom, ever you say, everybody knows,
it's a turkey and some missiletoe.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Help to make the season. Bride diny DUTs where their
eyes on a globe will remind you of the final
scene in the Village of the Damn. They know that Santa's.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
On his way. He's loaded lots of toys and good.
He is on his sleighay, and every mother's child in.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Many of the Third world nations will be praying to
God that the fat man hasn't eaten it all before
it arrives.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Here, everybody knows. I'm offering this simple phrasees two kids
from one.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Didn't do.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Although it's been said many times times, many ways, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
To you and you and you and you and you.
He come on, mom, let's dance. I don't approve of
the whole roasting your nuts.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
The boy apologized, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Here's great and her son Jason Jason, Jason dung Glmnico
Jason j Jason j del Mark are dancing.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
To the music as we speak. We much better dancing
than you. Frank your son. I know, I know it
can dance.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
I'm looking at it, and so I'm offering this simple
phrase to kids from one to ninety two. Woo woo woooooooo.
Although it's been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
All right, Jason, don't go all motown on us. Sorry,
sorry about the Jason j. Delmonica, my son with the
Christmas song? That was it about roasting the nuts?
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Though?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
You make me look like an ass man.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
So coming up now a beautiful song called one of
my This is probably my favorite one jingle bell.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Here then is my son, Jason j. Delmonica with jingle bells. Jason,
thanks a lot, Mom. This one my dad lies called
jingle bell I I could do it for him.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Pashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh overfields.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
We go, laughing all the way. He he bells on
Bobtail's ring. What is up, bobtail? What funny it is
to write and sing.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
On a bobbing tail?
Speaker 9 (09:03):
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle the way.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh, what fun it is to ride on.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
A bobbing tail. Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all
the way? Oh, what fun?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Mom?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I'm stopping it because I don't like the idea of
you writing up and down on something. Oh my god, Margaret.
The boy's having fun, all right, but he's going bobbing
up and down. God, Mom, I'm just having experimental improvisational
lyrics like you done said. Sorry, Dad, gotta start all
over again.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
Look, if we start one of these all over again,
I'm gonna go homicidal. I swear to Almighty God. They'll
find me. They won't find you, they won't find the boy.
It'll be months before I finally tell them where the
body parts are buried.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Oh oh, lay down, mom.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
Oh oh, it's making a big deal out of nothing.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Go ahead, sing here.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
I am.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I'm Jason j Jilmonico with my dad's favorite jingle bell Marty.
All right, I don't think it's gonna be okay.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh
over fields, we go, laughing all the way.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Bells on bobtails, ring making spirits bright? What fun it
is to ride and sing a sleighing song?
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Tonight?
Speaker 7 (10:21):
Wow, jingle bills, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh,
what fun it is to ride in a one horse
open sleigh? Hey, jingle bills, jingle bells, jingle all the way. O,
what fun it is to ride in a one horse
open sleigh? Now the ground's white. Go it while you're young.
(10:45):
Take the girls tonight?
Speaker 6 (10:47):
What did that mean?
Speaker 7 (10:49):
Get a bobtailed bay two forty four his speed, hitch
him to an open sleigh and you will take the lead. Wow,
jingle bell jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh, what
funding is to ride in a one horse open sleigh?
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Out?
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Do what fund it is to ride in a one
horse open slave? Oh?
Speaker 9 (11:17):
What fund it is to ride in a one horse open?
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Stay?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Does ours doing an impression of you? Mom?
Speaker 9 (11:26):
Eh, eh, Margaret, Margaret, don't slap me, Frank.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
I'm trying to get it roused and just suddenly saw
you yell at me?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
What's next?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Morning?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Uh sorry, Ldia, gentlemen.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Now for our next song, we'd like to do one
of my favorites, Winter Wonderland and my wonderful Son, Jason J.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Delmonica singing, Thanks, Mom, I really like this song.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
Sleigh bells ring, Are you listening in the lane? Snow
is listening? A beauty full sight? We're happy tonight walking
in a winter wonder land.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Gone away?
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Is the bluebird here to stay? He is the new
bird who sings a love song as we go along
walking in the winter wonder land, Right, Mom? Yeah, in
the meadow, we can build a snow man and pretend
that he is Parson Brown, a broken down old alcoholic
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who can do the job when he's Entaha. Later on
we'll perspire. It's an old joke. As we dream by
the fire, to face unafraid.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
The plans that we've made, walking in a winter wonderland.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Facing unafraid the plans what we made going into the laboratory.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
Holly Christ, Jason, are you talking about creating creating the undead?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Talking about creating life? Life? That's Halloween, that's me.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening in the lane? Snow
is glistening?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
A beautiful sight.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
We're happy tonight walking in winter underland, walking in a winter,
walking in that winter. I'm walking in a winter what
a land?
Speaker 10 (13:56):
Yeah, there's something wrong with it, Jason, step out of it.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I'm having a ball for the first time in my life.
I'm having fun. What have you been? Let me look
at you. Oh my god, look at his eyes. Same
player to me. That's because you've already had five drinks. Frank,
I'm fine, mom. I haven't been using no drugs or alcohol.
I'm high on life in the winter, winder land. What
(14:28):
what's it saying next? Well, I thought i'd saying one
of the big favorites that people have. It's called white Christmas.
Oh my god, I love white Christmas. I know everybody
out there likes white Christmas too, not, you know, because
of race, Because of the snow.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
I'm dreaming.
Speaker 11 (14:49):
Horv Christmas, just like the one you to know.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Where the treetops glisten and children also glisten and listen
to hear the sleigh bells in the snow. Oh why,
(15:28):
dreaming of why Christmas? With every Xmas card? I right,
may your dreams be married, banderbra and male.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Are Christmases.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Be white?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
He doesn't mean that racially, I no, I don't. I'm
I'm dreaming.
Speaker 7 (16:12):
Of a white Christmas, as in white snow, but yes,
white people well in mind, just like the ones I used.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
To How Mom, don't you dare get racial? Turn it off?
What are you doing?
Speaker 7 (16:26):
I'm scrolling around. I had a couple of laughs. I
had a couple of slow gin pops. Let I let
the lad have the slow gin pops. We are freezing
for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Slow gin pops. The kids spiffed, No, I'm not, mom.
I'm alive for the first time of my life, alive
where the tree tops listen.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
And children listen to here sleigh bells in the snow.
Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa wo wo saying it Jason.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Hi, dreaming.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
Of a wide Christmas and a wide Christmas with every
Christmas card.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
I ride, May your days.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
Be merry and a bra and may all.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Your Christmases be wa.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
Ooh wow, wow wow, Jason.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
J Delmonico with white Christmas. You know, I'm very proud
to be your mother when you sing so lovely, Jason.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Well, I've always enjoyed it, even though I'm a fish
fan and I like Christmas songs too. You say fish,
you mean the ones in the ocean. No, Dad, it's
a group. It's a group. P H, I s h
Is that right?
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I don't want to talk about it. I get embarrassed.
You guys are breathing on me again. Sorry, Son, I
don't mean to breathe on you. Jason, what's our next selection?
Here's one that my dad likes called jingle bell right.
My mom likes it too. I love this jingle bell rock.
This is what I'm not sing for my dad and mom.
Jason j Delmonico.
Speaker 9 (18:36):
Singing jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell swing,
jingle bells ing, snowing and blowing up bushels of fun.
And now the jingle hopper has begun. Jingle bell dingle
bell dingle bell rock, jingle bells, chime and jingle bell time.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
Dancing and prancing and mincing about watching Sorry, jingle bells
square in the frosty air.
Speaker 9 (19:09):
Want to brow time, it's the road, Time to rock
the nady Hey jingle bell time is a swell time
to go with one hoarsely hey jingle bell Giddi up,
giddy up horse, jingle around the clod mix and mingle
(19:35):
and mingle and mix a cheese and what mixer?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Would just stop effing around? Come on, Jason, sing it right.
I'm just having fun.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
Jingle bells, chiming the jingle bell time, dancing and prancing
and skipping and mincing.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Sorry, bell in the frosty air? Why the bright time?
It's the ryot time.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (20:03):
What?
Speaker 6 (20:03):
You can't have fun?
Speaker 11 (20:04):
You will?
Speaker 6 (20:04):
Let me have fun with it?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Go ahead, let the boy have fun.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
One hoistly, get a jingle horse.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
Pick up your feet, jingle around the cloud, Nick Senna,
mingle in the jingle in be that's the jingle bell,
that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell rock.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Whoa Yo bitchin?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
That's jingle bell rock by Tad by Tad Spencer, Tad Spencer, Margaret,
Will you let it do it the way it wants
to do it?
Speaker 5 (20:50):
And now, Jason, seeing the Santa Claus is coming to town, son.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Yo, you better watch out. You better not cry, you
better not pout. I'm telling you why the Santa Clause
is coming to town.
Speaker 6 (21:09):
Town. He's making a list, he's checking it twice.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
He's gonna find out if he knows how to spell
just getting Santa Clause is coming to town.
Speaker 12 (21:25):
He sees you when you're sleeping. He sees you when
you're doing that other thing. He knows if you've been
bad or good.
Speaker 9 (21:36):
So who who cares?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Oh go on, I don't like that.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
Watch out, stop it, mom, I'm gonna sing it the
way I want to sing it. Oh, look at it.
It passed out again, checking it twice. He's gonna find
out who's naughty, who's nice. Santa Clause is made making
friends tonight.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
He sees you when you're sleeping.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
He prefers it when you're awake, because then he can
slip inside the room and give you your present in person. Hey,
you better watch out, You better look out. You better
hide behind a garbage can. I'll tell you why Santa
Claus is coming to town.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
I figured it out, mom, You don't.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid
and Donner and Blitzen. But do you recall the most
famous reindeer of them all, Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
(23:09):
had to resign the nos and if you ever saw it,
you'd wonder if he ever blows it.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I'm kidding.
Speaker 9 (23:19):
All of the other Raindier used to laugh and call
him names. They never let poor asshole or Rudolph joining
any reindeer games.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
I'm Jason J.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Do want to go?
Speaker 7 (23:33):
Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, heardofi
your nose?
Speaker 9 (23:43):
All right?
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Were you were?
Speaker 9 (23:45):
You?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Guy?
Speaker 6 (23:46):
Might say a night? Then how the reindeer loved him?
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Yes, the hypocrites as they shout it out with glee.
You're someone who's red hot. Rudolph, you'll go down and history.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
We're messing it up.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
Come on, Dad, I'm having some foot We'll breathe on me.
I'm not breathing on you, but honey, it messed it up.
Your son messed it up. Come on, it's my favorite.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
I know.
Speaker 9 (24:17):
Then all the reindeer loved it. Used to shout out
with glee. Rudeolf, the red nose reindeer. You're really pissing.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
Off me, he he.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Jason j Neilmonica, is youe my son? Thanks Lord? Everybody
have a merry Christmas and stuff. Oh I love this.
And long you're you're up and walking about.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
Go on, tson Felis love it up, please love.
Speaker 9 (24:59):
It Felice nevi Don Prospero on your Felicida, Hey, Police,
novid Pelie nevid Elice ned.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Plus beeron Phelicida. Hey.
Speaker 9 (25:21):
I want to wish you merry Christmas. I want to
wish you merry Christmas.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
Jason J.
Speaker 9 (25:28):
Delmonico wishes you a merry Christmas.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
From my heart. I want to wish you merry Christmas.
Speaker 7 (25:37):
Me.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
I want to wish you a merry Christmas. Jason J.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
Jol Monaco wishes you a merry Christmas from his un.
Speaker 9 (25:47):
Felice Nevidae, Felice, nevida, Heleisa love brus beeron Elicida, Fellas
and loved Fallas and Avida Felisa, Avida, Prospera and Elicida.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
I want to wish you a merry Christmas. Yeah, I
want to wishy you merry Christmas.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
I want to with you you a merry Christmas. From
the bottom of Jason Jay's hall, I want to wish
you a merry Christmas. You alasy you and merry Christmas.
Hello is giving Merry Christmas.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
And about sing it good Fellas Loved Felice, love Don,
Fellas and Amada prospero and ya fella sid felicea love,
(26:55):
Felise love.
Speaker 9 (27:00):
Mm hmm. I want to wish you a merry Christmas.
Hellas he Marry Christmas. Come on, Dad, a merry Christmas.
From the bottom of its hard, honey, I.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Want to wish you a merry Christmas. I'd like to
wish you a merry Christmas. I'd really like to wish
you a merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
If I liked you. I'm kidding God bom, that's cold.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
That's a cold shot. Felice nobded, Felice navided.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Felice navidad, prospero, amya I elicida?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
What does that mean?
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Felice loved. Oh, it's over.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
The world Famous Phil Henry Show is executive produced by
Phil Henry Force. I'm preincorporated. I'm Jason j don't want
to go speaking. It's my son. We know, Frank, we know.
(28:08):
I want to wish you merry Christmas. Valise Nobby done.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
It's not the song, Dad, and you know it too.
How dare it talk to me that way?
Hey friends, this is Wade B.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Fosbourne.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
I am the Sergeant Major, now the sub Major the
Florida Auxiliary Police Auxiliary formerly the Florida Altgator Brigade Police Auxiliary.
I want to remind you that a backstage pass, which
is a subscription to the World Famous Phil Henry Show,
we'll enable you to hear mister Henry's great radio show,
his digitcast, his podcasts, his home movies, all of his
(00:23):
video casts, and all of his pre show where he
is able to take you behind the scenes. Now, I
personally have only known mister Henry for the last six months,
and I'm not really familiar with his show. But he
must make enough money where he can have him himself
and his crew flown back and forth between Florida and California.
And I'd love to have something like that in my life. Okay,
I'd like to be doing something other than walking around
(00:45):
with a turnaround baseball cap, baseball pants and the dress shirt,
given tickets to guys for clogging up toilets.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It ain't no good. It's it ain't no good.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Get yourself a subscription World Famous Phil Henry Show, a
backstage pass for a month or for a year at
Phil Henryshow dot Com. I'm Jay Santas, I'm b Fasborn.
Go ahead, do it do it today.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Hi, folks, this is Jackie. I know you don't normally
hear from me, but I'm just giving you a heads
up about what's going on with Phil. He's not able
to do the show tonight because he's suffering from a
terrible case of laryngitis. He can squeak out a couple
of words, and sometimes it sounds like he's hitting three
notes at the same time. It's kind of frightening. But anyway,
(01:28):
the whole cast of this play that Phil is in
the pitch up in New York, a lot of them
have come down with this same cold, and he sounded
good last night, well passable today he's barely squeaking so
otherwise I tell him to make this himself, but he can't,
so he Thanks you for your understanding and please enjoy
(01:53):
the show.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Hello everyone, and welcome. I'm Margaret Gray. I'm here with
my husband Frank. Frank h Hi, that's enough, Frank. And
we also have our son Jason J. Delmonico singing Christmas favorites. Yeah,
we want been singing. I'm Jason j that's not me
singing there. I know, that's just some of the theme
(02:17):
music that Phil uses. Well, I'm I'm Jason J. Delmonica.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
That's good enough.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Don't don't blow your don't blow your throat.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
What I got it, Frank, thank you.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Frank is my husband. Jason J.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Del MONICAO is my son. And on the show today
we thought we would bring Jason Jay in. You know,
we had a great response Frank and Jason when you
sang the Johnny Mathis songbook.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh yeah, I thought that Johnny Mathis was pretty fun
to do.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
All. I know, like I said, don't blow out the
vocal chords. It won't listen to me. I raised it
from a little tiny it'sy bitsy.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Frank, you're right, Jason, save your voice.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
We have a very special show for you, and we
thank Phil here Be forgiving us this airtime tonight to
bring to you and your family, You and yours Christmas
holiday chair.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
With the Jason J. Delmonico Christmas Book. You Yeah, thank
you very much.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Mom.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
And I'd like to sing Christmas tunes that I've learned
to do. I enjoy them, except I don't like it
when people breathe on me. Well, I don't know what
it's talking. It's all right, I don't that's fine, Jason,
thank you very much. I don't like it when Mom
just don't stand there breathing on me. I'm not breathing. Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Here is my son singing the famous Christmas song, the
nat Can't Call song.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Jason, thanks a lot, Mom, I do enjoy doing this song,
also with improvisational lyrics.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Here goes chestnut roasting on an open fire, Jack frozz
nipping at you know, oh.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You tide carols.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Being sung by a qual folks dressed up like escimbos.
Everybody knows a turkey and some missile.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Chason.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Sorry, Mamma helps to make the season.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Brother, don't scroll around, right dad, Diny.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Tots with her eyes on a glow. We'll find it
hard to sleep tonight.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Okay, all right, stop stop stop what stop the music?
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Bud?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Sorry, and try and stop it right now? Are you
trying to make me look like an ass? Sorry, Bob,
I just couldn't help it. The boy had to fart.
Start again. That is great. Mister Henry will not approve
of it. I said to start it again, and I
have approved the improvisational lyrics. Yeah, I know, Mam will
use them when when I see fit.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Oh my god, you're giving me pushback, my son, Jason
j Delmonica. Ladies and gentlemen, thank.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
You chest nuts roasting not an open fire, good thing.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
There and not your own out that would.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Probably feel quite high while they roasted.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Fuck it. The boy's laughing. I know he's laughing. Take
it from everybody knows. Okay, mom, ever you say, everybody knows,
it's a turkey and some missiletoe.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Help to make the season. Bride diny DUTs where their
eyes on a globe will remind you of the final
scene in the Village of the Damn. They know that Santa's.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
On his way. He's loaded lots of toys and good.
He is on his sleighay, and every mother's child in.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Many of the Third world nations will be praying to
God that the fat man hasn't eaten it all before
it arrives.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Here, everybody knows. I'm offering this simple phrasees two kids
from one.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Didn't do.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Although it's been said many times times, many ways, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
To you and you and you and you and you.
He come on, mom, let's dance. I don't approve of
the whole roasting your nuts.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
The boy apologized, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Here's great and her son Jason Jason, Jason dung Glmnico
Jason j Jason j del Mark are dancing.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
To the music as we speak. We much better dancing
than you. Frank your son. I know, I know it
can dance.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
I'm looking at it, and so I'm offering this simple
phrase to kids from one to ninety two. Woo woo woooooooo.
Although it's been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
All right, Jason, don't go all motown on us. Sorry,
sorry about the Jason j. Delmonica, my son with the
Christmas song? That was it about roasting the nuts?
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Though?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
You make me look like an ass man.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
So coming up now a beautiful song called one of
my This is probably my favorite one jingle bell.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Here then is my son, Jason j. Delmonica with jingle bells. Jason,
thanks a lot, Mom. This one my dad lies called
jingle bell I I could do it for him.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Pashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh overfields.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
We go, laughing all the way. He he bells on
Bobtail's ring. What is up, bobtail? What funny it is
to write and sing.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
On a bobbing tail?
Speaker 9 (09:03):
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle the way.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh, what fun it is to ride on.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
A bobbing tail. Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all
the way? Oh, what fun?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Mom?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I'm stopping it because I don't like the idea of
you writing up and down on something. Oh my god, Margaret.
The boy's having fun, all right, but he's going bobbing
up and down. God, Mom, I'm just having experimental improvisational
lyrics like you done said. Sorry, Dad, gotta start all
over again.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
Look, if we start one of these all over again,
I'm gonna go homicidal. I swear to Almighty God. They'll
find me. They won't find you, they won't find the boy.
It'll be months before I finally tell them where the
body parts are buried.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Oh oh, lay down, mom.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
Oh oh, it's making a big deal out of nothing.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Go ahead, sing here.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
I am.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I'm Jason j Jilmonico with my dad's favorite jingle bell Marty.
All right, I don't think it's gonna be okay.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh
over fields, we go, laughing all the way.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Bells on bobtails, ring making spirits bright? What fun it
is to ride and sing a sleighing song?
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Tonight?
Speaker 7 (10:21):
Wow, jingle bills, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh,
what fun it is to ride in a one horse
open sleigh? Hey, jingle bills, jingle bells, jingle all the way. O,
what fun it is to ride in a one horse
open sleigh? Now the ground's white. Go it while you're young.
(10:45):
Take the girls tonight?
Speaker 6 (10:47):
What did that mean?
Speaker 7 (10:49):
Get a bobtailed bay two forty four his speed, hitch
him to an open sleigh and you will take the lead. Wow,
jingle bell jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh, what
funding is to ride in a one horse open sleigh?
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Out?
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Do what fund it is to ride in a one
horse open slave? Oh?
Speaker 9 (11:17):
What fund it is to ride in a one horse open?
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Stay?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Does ours doing an impression of you? Mom?
Speaker 9 (11:26):
Eh, eh, Margaret, Margaret, don't slap me, Frank.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
I'm trying to get it roused and just suddenly saw
you yell at me?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
What's next?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Morning?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Uh sorry, Ldia, gentlemen.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Now for our next song, we'd like to do one
of my favorites, Winter Wonderland and my wonderful Son, Jason J.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Delmonica singing, Thanks, Mom, I really like this song.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
Sleigh bells ring, Are you listening in the lane? Snow
is listening? A beauty full sight? We're happy tonight walking
in a winter wonder land.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Gone away?
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Is the bluebird here to stay? He is the new
bird who sings a love song as we go along
walking in the winter wonder land, Right, Mom? Yeah, in
the meadow, we can build a snow man and pretend
that he is Parson Brown, a broken down old alcoholic
(12:36):
who can do the job when he's Entaha. Later on
we'll perspire. It's an old joke. As we dream by
the fire, to face unafraid.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
The plans that we've made, walking in a winter wonderland.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Facing unafraid the plans what we made going into the laboratory.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
Holly Christ, Jason, are you talking about creating creating the undead?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Talking about creating life? Life? That's Halloween, that's me.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening in the lane? Snow
is glistening?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
A beautiful sight.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
We're happy tonight walking in winter underland, walking in a winter,
walking in that winter. I'm walking in a winter what
a land?
Speaker 10 (13:56):
Yeah, there's something wrong with it, Jason, step out of it.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I'm having a ball for the first time in my life.
I'm having fun. What have you been? Let me look
at you. Oh my god, look at his eyes. Same
player to me. That's because you've already had five drinks. Frank,
I'm fine, mom. I haven't been using no drugs or alcohol.
I'm high on life in the winter, winder land. What
(14:28):
what's it saying next? Well, I thought i'd saying one
of the big favorites that people have. It's called white Christmas.
Oh my god, I love white Christmas. I know everybody
out there likes white Christmas too, not, you know, because
of race, Because of the snow.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
I'm dreaming.
Speaker 11 (14:49):
Horv Christmas, just like the one you to know.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Where the treetops glisten and children also glisten and listen
to hear the sleigh bells in the snow. Oh why,
(15:28):
dreaming of why Christmas? With every Xmas card? I right,
may your dreams be married, banderbra and male.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Are Christmases.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Be white?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
He doesn't mean that racially, I no, I don't. I'm
I'm dreaming.
Speaker 7 (16:12):
Of a white Christmas, as in white snow, but yes,
white people well in mind, just like the ones I used.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
To How Mom, don't you dare get racial? Turn it off?
What are you doing?
Speaker 7 (16:26):
I'm scrolling around. I had a couple of laughs. I
had a couple of slow gin pops. Let I let
the lad have the slow gin pops. We are freezing
for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Slow gin pops. The kids spiffed, No, I'm not, mom.
I'm alive for the first time of my life, alive
where the tree tops listen.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
And children listen to here sleigh bells in the snow.
Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa wo wo saying it Jason.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Hi, dreaming.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
Of a wide Christmas and a wide Christmas with every
Christmas card.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
I ride, May your days.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
Be merry and a bra and may all.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Your Christmases be wa.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
Ooh wow, wow wow, Jason.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
J Delmonico with white Christmas. You know, I'm very proud
to be your mother when you sing so lovely, Jason.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Well, I've always enjoyed it, even though I'm a fish
fan and I like Christmas songs too. You say fish,
you mean the ones in the ocean. No, Dad, it's
a group. It's a group. P H, I s h
Is that right?
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I don't want to talk about it. I get embarrassed.
You guys are breathing on me again. Sorry, Son, I
don't mean to breathe on you. Jason, what's our next selection?
Here's one that my dad likes called jingle bell right.
My mom likes it too. I love this jingle bell rock.
This is what I'm not sing for my dad and mom.
Jason j Delmonico.
Speaker 9 (18:36):
Singing jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell swing,
jingle bells ing, snowing and blowing up bushels of fun.
And now the jingle hopper has begun. Jingle bell dingle
bell dingle bell rock, jingle bells, chime and jingle bell time.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
Dancing and prancing and mincing about watching Sorry, jingle bells
square in the frosty air.
Speaker 9 (19:09):
Want to brow time, it's the road, Time to rock
the nady Hey jingle bell time is a swell time
to go with one hoarsely hey jingle bell Giddi up,
giddy up horse, jingle around the clod mix and mingle
(19:35):
and mingle and mix a cheese and what mixer?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Would just stop effing around? Come on, Jason, sing it right.
I'm just having fun.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
Jingle bells, chiming the jingle bell time, dancing and prancing
and skipping and mincing.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Sorry, bell in the frosty air? Why the bright time?
It's the ryot time.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (20:03):
What?
Speaker 6 (20:03):
You can't have fun?
Speaker 11 (20:04):
You will?
Speaker 6 (20:04):
Let me have fun with it?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Go ahead, let the boy have fun.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
One hoistly, get a jingle horse.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
Pick up your feet, jingle around the cloud, Nick Senna,
mingle in the jingle in be that's the jingle bell,
that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell rock.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Whoa Yo bitchin?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
That's jingle bell rock by Tad by Tad Spencer, Tad Spencer, Margaret,
Will you let it do it the way it wants
to do it?
Speaker 5 (20:50):
And now, Jason, seeing the Santa Claus is coming to town, son.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Yo, you better watch out. You better not cry, you
better not pout. I'm telling you why the Santa Clause
is coming to town.
Speaker 6 (21:09):
Town. He's making a list, he's checking it twice.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
He's gonna find out if he knows how to spell
just getting Santa Clause is coming to town.
Speaker 12 (21:25):
He sees you when you're sleeping. He sees you when
you're doing that other thing. He knows if you've been
bad or good.
Speaker 9 (21:36):
So who who cares?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Oh go on, I don't like that.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
Watch out, stop it, mom, I'm gonna sing it the
way I want to sing it. Oh, look at it.
It passed out again, checking it twice. He's gonna find
out who's naughty, who's nice. Santa Clause is made making
friends tonight.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
He sees you when you're sleeping.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
He prefers it when you're awake, because then he can
slip inside the room and give you your present in person. Hey,
you better watch out, You better look out. You better
hide behind a garbage can. I'll tell you why Santa
Claus is coming to town.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
I figured it out, mom, You don't.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid
and Donner and Blitzen. But do you recall the most
famous reindeer of them all, Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
(23:09):
had to resign the nos and if you ever saw it,
you'd wonder if he ever blows it.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I'm kidding.
Speaker 9 (23:19):
All of the other Raindier used to laugh and call
him names. They never let poor asshole or Rudolph joining
any reindeer games.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
I'm Jason J.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Do want to go?
Speaker 7 (23:33):
Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, heardofi
your nose?
Speaker 9 (23:43):
All right?
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Were you were?
Speaker 9 (23:45):
You?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Guy?
Speaker 6 (23:46):
Might say a night? Then how the reindeer loved him?
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Yes, the hypocrites as they shout it out with glee.
You're someone who's red hot. Rudolph, you'll go down and history.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
We're messing it up.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
Come on, Dad, I'm having some foot We'll breathe on me.
I'm not breathing on you, but honey, it messed it up.
Your son messed it up. Come on, it's my favorite.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
I know.
Speaker 9 (24:17):
Then all the reindeer loved it. Used to shout out
with glee. Rudeolf, the red nose reindeer. You're really pissing.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
Off me, he he.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Jason j Neilmonica, is youe my son? Thanks Lord? Everybody
have a merry Christmas and stuff. Oh I love this.
And long you're you're up and walking about.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
Go on, tson Felis love it up, please love.
Speaker 9 (24:59):
It Felice nevi Don Prospero on your Felicida, Hey, Police,
novid Pelie nevid Elice ned.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Plus beeron Phelicida. Hey.
Speaker 9 (25:21):
I want to wish you merry Christmas. I want to
wish you merry Christmas.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
Jason J.
Speaker 9 (25:28):
Delmonico wishes you a merry Christmas.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
From my heart. I want to wish you merry Christmas.
Speaker 7 (25:37):
Me.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
I want to wish you a merry Christmas. Jason J.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
Jol Monaco wishes you a merry Christmas from his un.
Speaker 9 (25:47):
Felice Nevidae, Felice, nevida, Heleisa love brus beeron Elicida, Fellas
and loved Fallas and Avida Felisa, Avida, Prospera and Elicida.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
I want to wish you a merry Christmas. Yeah, I
want to wishy you merry Christmas.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
I want to with you you a merry Christmas. From
the bottom of Jason Jay's hall, I want to wish
you a merry Christmas. You alasy you and merry Christmas.
Hello is giving Merry Christmas.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
And about sing it good Fellas Loved Felice, love Don,
Fellas and Amada prospero and ya fella sid felicea love,
(26:55):
Felise love.
Speaker 9 (27:00):
Mm hmm. I want to wish you a merry Christmas.
Hellas he Marry Christmas. Come on, Dad, a merry Christmas.
From the bottom of its hard, honey, I.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Want to wish you a merry Christmas. I'd like to
wish you a merry Christmas. I'd really like to wish
you a merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
If I liked you. I'm kidding God bom, that's cold.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
That's a cold shot. Felice nobded, Felice navided.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Felice navidad, prospero, amya I elicida?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
What does that mean?
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Felice loved. Oh, it's over.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
The world Famous Phil Henry Show is executive produced by
Phil Henry Force. I'm preincorporated. I'm Jason j don't want
to go speaking. It's my son. We know, Frank, we know.
(28:08):
I want to wish you merry Christmas. Valise Nobby done.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
It's not the song, Dad, and you know it too.
How dare it talk to me that way?
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