Fred's Fun Fact: Different Apple Flavors

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The fread show is on friend's fun fact Fred so much.
Let me see, I'm going through the text. By the way,
eight five five five one three five. You can call
it text the same number anytime you want. I need more. Paulina,

(00:21):
her songs are historical and she's funny, af historical.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Hysterical's historical.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
But they are both of those things. They're hysterical and historical.
Let me see here. I'm a product of another text.
This is separate. I'm a product of a broken relationship.
I wish my grandparents would have stepped up and allowed
my siblings and I to know each other. To this day,
my siblings don't know I exists. See that's terrible. I

(00:51):
don't I don't like them. The lady who wrote you
and the it was a mom who wrote you, right,
it was the lady who wrote you and the dad
and this thing are are messed up.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I don't like him, and I feel like, as long
as you're alive, there's still time to change. So, Dana,
if you're listening, is still time to make that relationship better.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
But if the father of the child isn't motivated to
do the right thing, then why should she be that too?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Well, I mean, I'm holding her accountable because she made
the decision to marry and be with this man. But
he also is trash. I mean, so Dane, if you
want to leave him, that.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Will I mean, because in theory, Kiki, she's a victim
in this too. The guy who needs to be leading
the way on how to do this, that's true, is
the dude who screwed all this stuff up.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I agree with that, Yeah, but be the bigger parton
you'll know, being a good person.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I agree with that, But I will say, what is
my motivation when I'm scorned and I was, you know, betrayed.
What is my motivation when the person who did it
isn't even stepping up? Well again, you're right, Camlin. Guys,
if you tried a new variety of apple every single day,
it would take more than twenty years to try every

(01:59):
kind of apple. What that's right. There are seventy five
hundred varieties of apple in the world, and if you
go to the grocery store you can see half of
them because they got every kind of color of And
I've even noticed now on like an insta cart I
use because of course I don't go to the store myself.
But they have like a little sweetness scale really for

(02:20):
the different apples they got like sweet not sweet, you know,
And you can like look at the scale and go ooh,
I think I'm feeling more like on the sweet side
of the scale. So yeah, But it's like toothpaste. Sometimes
I wonder, like why do we need to have eighty
different kinds of toothpaste? Like I'm glad that there are
seventy five hundred different varieties of apple, But why don't
need an apple that tastes like cotton candy or whatever?

(02:41):
Why I don't need a grape to taste like cotton
candy either. I want a grape. It taste like a grape,
and I want to cotton candies taste like cotton candy
right period. But like if you go to the store,
they probably have depending on the story, you go to
thirty different kinds of apples, and it's like, okay, I
mean I don't know, like you know what I mean,
Like how I all.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Look the same too? Like that's red, that was red.
That's a little bit less red. I think we need
we need like a multicolor one. We need it's a
honeycrisp by the way they we need a yellow one.
We need a red one, right, that's it, that's all.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
They have a green one.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Give me the green one for.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
The for the sour people. The fish don't know what
I mean.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
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