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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Fred Show is on Fred's Biggest Stories of the day.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Were you guys freaking out when X went town yesterday?
I know a lot of X people around here. No,
I think my ex is still hacked. I'm not even
I don't even bother to reclaim it. I'm like, whatever
are you gonna have?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
But you're still selling laptops?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, yeah, you want my laptop finding it's on there.
It's like I didn't even bother.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I'm blocked.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh that's right, because I I did get hacked. It's
not that long ago. And then Jason tried to, you know,
being the the you know, justice for Fred guy he is.
He went after the hacker directly, like DM ing him
saying I know.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Who you are. Yeah, I'm gonna beat you up.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, exactly, And then that got him blocked. I guess
I can unblock you now. I was just trying to
sell my laptop, guys.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
It's weird anyway. I finally got it packed, but I
never go on there anymore. I'm upset because I lost
my blue check mark. I'm upset because I can't use
the I used to have that like tweet deck software.
I gotta pay for that. I'm annoyed by the whole thing.
I just don't go there anymore. It's a lawless place.
I feel like, oh, yes it is.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Nonetheless, it went down yesterday and Elon Musk says it
was due to a massive cyber attack. The social media
site X had a big outage yesterday, thousands of people
in the US and the UK reporting problems. Many users
couldn't see postal load pages. The trouble started early in
the morning and lasted for hours. Elon, who owns X,
said that it was caused by a massive cyber attack
that he claim came from you Ukrainian IP addresses, but
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experts say it's hard to know for sure without more proof.
Some people think the problem could have been a glitch
in the system, not an attack. Exit returned to normal
by late yesterday. The group dark Storm to credit, but
it can't be verified.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Dark stormy I do all.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Their voiceovers for darkstormhackers another dark Storm production. Yeah, where'd
you find that? And if you don't know that reference,
then I don't know if we can be friends. And
I don't know as your mom, You're right, right, that's
what When I meet a new woman, I'm like, tell
me what you downloaded on LimeWire, you know, and if
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and if she doesn't know what that is, then I'm
just not sure. If you're a space person, if you're
a space person, yeah, you're you're a big space person.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Out space person.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Well, while Eli's messing around with X, could you give
him a ring and see if he could also go
up to the space and get those people pushing Sunita. Yeah, man,
I guess there's a they're worried about their bone density
because they've been up their way too long. I think
it was supposed to be what was it a week
or four days. They've been up there for eight months?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Oh my god, down they're losing their boned and.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You're saying that, and then our president says they maybe
they'll fall in love or maybe they have fallen in love.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I don't know, and I know the answer.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I already know the answer from you guys, But like,
come on, I know you guys well enough to know.
But they've been up there for eight months. I don't
know what their marital status is. But you just let's say,
I just got to get one in, like they got
to get one in. They've been up there for eight months.
Is it's not their fault?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You know, are you allowed to do space? The final Frontier?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I mean, can you just do you do what you
gotta as long as no one knows he was in space.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
No, those two can't stand each other.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Right now, I'm telling you to be eight months in
with just the same person, whether you're like, you know,
sexually attracts them or whatever. Like they could be besties
and they hate each other right now, I promise.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Propeline, I know what your answer would normally be, but like,
just for one second, if you could be objective, just
one second.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Hobby is in space? Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
The man was supposed to be out there for four days.
He is an astronaut, he is an American hero. He
is one of only hundreds of people to ever have
done this. And he's up there and he can't come
back for eight months because there's no ship that can
come get him.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
For eight months.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
He's up there with this woman and he's you know,
you find out when he gets back that seven ships
have come and gone and he just didn't get on them. No,
not that, no problem. That he got it all with
you know, lovely Sunita. He got it on and it's
like you found out from another source. But dude, the
guy just had to, Like, what are you supposed to do?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Eight months? He just needed some form of release. He
had to.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
He would never have done it if he'd been on ear.
This sounds like the beginning of some sort of excuse.
You know, maybe maybe I wouldn't have done it, but
I was not on Earth at the time. Nobody gets
to say that, would you let him have a pass?
It's space.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I wouldn't let him have a pass.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
But I mean, if he did it, like I'm gonna
close my eyes like says it says like I'm blind,
Like that's what I would do, because like.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I'd rather just not know.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Like whatever happened in space stays in space, you know, right,
So just don't tell me.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Let me live black. Any of you guys truly be upset. Now.
I could argue.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
It's unexpected, unexpected, but eight unexpected months. But you're just
you're trapped. There's nothing to do, there's nowhere else to go.
You have to you would have to. Plus what a
great story.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Men go off to war for longer than that? Are
they used to you? You can keep it in your panting.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I think they still do can you.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Well, I'm saying, like, you know what I mean, But
did you even do it up there with the gravity
and all that?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Or I don't know, but I think you I think
you have I think you have to.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
No, he hates the way she breathes up there. She
hates the way he choose. No one's doing the dishes.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
If I ever, if I ever go to the space
for an extended period of time, There's no way I'm
not getting it on in space.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
There's just no way.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I sent you that TikTok about how dirty you are
when you're up there.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
The person, It's just it is what it is.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
How can you go to space and not I mean
people are looking up in dive bar bathrooms. Okay, I'm
in space. I'm in the space station once in a lifetime,
and then I'm up there for an additional seven and
a half months that I didn't anticipate. You think I'm
just not going to do anything for that period of time.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
A dive bar bathroom sings hotter, yeah than like in.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
A floating look I'm looking I am looking at you
while I'm cheating on you. I'm looking at the continent
that you're on while I'm cheating on you, I can
see you.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
What the hell it's sick? Yeah, that's sick. Right, that's
where you draw the line.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Right, Okay, you better do a lot of thinking about
me while you're updates.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Not the hepatitis that is looming in wherever the public
places that you get anyway, if you're into space, the
total lunar eclipse will flush the moon red on Thursday
night into Friday morning across the Western hemisphere. How romantic,
I wonder if they can see it from there. The
best views will be from North America and South America.
Lunar eclipses happened when the Moon, Earth, and Sun aligned
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just so. The Earth casts a shadow that can partially
or totally blot out the Moon. During the partial lunar eclipse,
Earth's shadow appears to take a bite of the Moon.
The full moon is covered during a total eclipse, and
blush is coppery red because of stray bits of sunlight
that are filtering through the atmosphere. So you'd be able
to see this. This is Thursday and Friday. No, it's
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at night. You can just look at him. Have you
heard this Mowana controversy? There's mo Wana controversy.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
No, there is.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
In the Biggest Stories of the day, Mowana was based
on a boy named Bucky.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Maybe Maybe.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Lawyers for a new Mexican writer and animator stay at
closing arguments at a Gerald trou in La on Monday that
his work was stolen to create the twenty sixteen hit
about a Polynesian princess, whose sequel was among the biggest
hits of last year. Buck Woodhall wrote a script whose
various titles have included Bucky the Surfer Boy doesn't quite
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have the appeal of Mowana. I mean it needed a
little bit of work, I guess. But it's about a
teenager vacationing in Hawaii with his parents who befriends a
group of Native Hawaiian youth and goes on a quest
that involves time travel to the ancient islands and interactions
with demigods to save a sacred part of the islands,
whom a developer, well the Guy lost. A jury on
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Monday quickly rejected the Guy's claim that Disney's Mowana was
stolen from his story of a young surfer. The federal
jury deliberated for less than three hours before deciding that
the creators of Mowana never would have had access to
the writer and animator and his outlines for the script
of Bucky the Surfer Boy. With that question settled, the
jury of six women and two men didn't have to
consider this similarities between Bucky and the twenty six sixteen
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hit animated film from Disney. Apparently, though, this guy had
shared his work with the stepsister of his brother's wife
step sister of his brother's wife, who worked for a
different company on the Disney lot, but the woman said
during the two week trial that she had never showed
the ideas to anybody at Disney. So this dude had
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a similar idea, showed it to somebody who does work
on the Disney lot, but she didn't give it to anybody,
and he doesn't get any money.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
But this is why places like Disney and all these
late night shows and even like un I try not
to watch any stand up comedy. I've said this a
million times. I'm so afraid I'm gonna tell someone's joke
subconsciously like that I didn't mean to tell, or God
forbid you, or I or somebody has the same idea
as somebody else and then you say it, it's like, oh,
you stole it. Well, you know, because like I guess,
a lot of these late night shows they won't take
joke submissions, like there's no place to send them. They
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don't want them because if you sent your joke in
and then it gets used, they you're gonna be like,
we why I sent it? Any you used it? And
it's like but but the writers are saying, well, we
don't even look at that stuff. There is no way
for you to do that. Otherwise we'll pay you and
then we'll use your joke or we won't. But like that,
I don't know what are the odds. The odds have
got to be good though, that more than one person
wrote a similar story in.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
The Whole World, right or something similar in that sentence,
I don't know, yeah, right.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Do you lie at the dentist this is a story today. Yes, really,
you don't lie the dentist.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
No, I'm like such a kiss ass at the dentist.
I floss and stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Do you lie the doctor? Yeah? You do?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
About drinking? Yeah for sure? Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Okay, Well, it turns out that most people, I should say,
well over fifty fifty seven percent of people lie at
the dentist or. Recent survey found more than half of
Americans admit to doing this at their checkups. Fifty seven
percent of Americans have lied to their dentists about their
dental hygiene during appointments. There's no way you're honest about flossing.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
There's no way. There's no way. There's no way.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
You guys should too.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
You don't believe it. I don't believe the motivation.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Sixty percent can asked that they simply wanted to impress
their dentists during office visits.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I lie about flossing.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
They can tell because you bleed. If they floss you
and you're bleeding, they know you don't fly.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Oh yeah, I'm a mouth breather. I bleed it anyway.
And I do fluss. I don't floss twice a day.
I've lost several times a week. Said well, I don't
f lie, don't. They're not to believe I don't fluss.
I'm admitting right now, public blood. Right now, I'm saying
public Liok. Then I don't. And I have a bottom
retainer like these little teeth here to keep these teeth straight.
And they get just as grudd like. It's just there's
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no way. If you're a dental hygienist, you know, there's
no way to keep those things perfectly clean. I try,
I try, I try with all my might.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Same it's gross.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
The other thing is, now.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I go in like the hygienis are good looking women,
and so honestly, can I tell you something when I
brush my teeth or floss what I am thinking in
my head and this is not I mean, this wouldn't
surprise anyone because I'm a crazy person. What I'm thinking
in my head is I don't want to embarrass myself
in front of the twenty five year old hot dental
hygienist at the place. I don't want it to be like,
oh God, here comes this guy, you know with the
snaggletooth or whatever.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I've never seen flass in his life.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
You know, what does he brush his teeth with, like
like a strand of weed or something like?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
You know, I don't know. I'm afraid. I'm afraid of judgment. YEP.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Nearly two thirds reported feeling guilty about their dishonesty. Imagine that,
Imagine imagine being so pure in your life, Jason, that
you carry around the guilt of the lie that you
told at the dentist's office. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I mean that's the only reason why I take care
of my teeth now, because I'm afraid of letting my
dental hygienis down. Well, there's that in.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It, like the hard work. It's beginning to get expensive,
like if you miss it. And the other thing is
like at a certain age, if you mess up your teeth.
Now we're talking about putting in fake teeth. Yeah, you
know what I mean. Like when you're young and it's like, ah,
I brush your teeth, you know, Oh, come on, man,
like whatever that when you're like fifty and I'm luckily
none of us are, but when you're you know, when
you get to a certain point, they just talk about
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taking them out and putting fake ones in, like they
don't fix them anymore. Oh yeah, like you can mess
them up beyond repair. It comes at you fast.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yep. Ain't no game, chicklets.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
No, side tooth is a mess. No, no know what
side tooth they hell, side tooth. A lot of people
are missing their side tooth like a whole or like yeah,
like there's this tooth missing on the side of their mouth,
a side tooth.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah. Oh, I've never heard it referred to that way.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, people describe they called them panic lies at the
dentist's office.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
I've never heard anything so true. Yeah, I like sweat everything.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Third City simply didn't want their dentists to think less
of them. There are panic lies, Yeah, that's that's what
it is. So no, or they're like, yeah, the drinks
at the doctor's office, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I'm just not like, how many drinks you? What's the wrong?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
And that's okay because we need something fun in our lives.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I actually don't drink that much, but I mean when
I was drinking regularly, I was afraid to tell them, like, oh,
how many drinks a day?
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Do you drink?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Well, one day a week, I drink a lot of you,
which is That's what I'm like, It's like how many days?
I'm like, wow, if you average it out, it's not bad.
Like what do you mean? I'm like, well, you know,
I don't turn the week get up early. But then
they're well, one day a week, you know my boys
and I go on, well, you know, how many are
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we talking? If you divide by seven, it's around three
a day. Isn't that the answer that you were looking for.
It's like, no, that's called binge drinking, sir, and that's
even worse.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Nikes.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
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Speaker 3 (13:39):
It's all next Fresh show