May 29, 2025 • 30 mins
Keke's washing machine recently broke and she had to do some real adulting to search for a handy man. A highly requested Waiting by the Phone returns.. listen to see which one it is. And do you think Keke can bounce back after her loss yesterday?! Listen now!
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The Summit, the Forum, the sit Down of all sitdowns.
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Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yes, she was in her car and on the move.
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Hi Keke. I mean it's your blogs And just a second,
Kiki's got one waiting by the phone from the vault
apparently highly requested. I don't know which one. It is
so premise, but we'll do it in just a second.
Showby is Keky one hundred bucks. She lost yesterday, She's
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gotta play what today tomorrow and then next week and
then Shelley's back to take over her game again. Yes,
and her other jobs and you're off the hook. Yes, yes,
and you're ready. Yes. I miss Shelley. Yes, that's what
it is. That's funny. Of course, we all miss Shelley.
The Entertainment Report Jason Tipper, Kaitlin Today what we have?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, so it looks like something that Britney Spears has
been promising for a while now may actually be happening. Also,
Brad Pitt comments on the divorce that took forever.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
It's finally over. It is finally over. Wow to say,
all right, yeah, they talk better than these are the
radio blogs on the Fred Show. It's like writing in
our diaries, except we say them aloud. We call them blogs.
Kiki all yours? All right, dear blog.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I want to just talk to you guys about the
moment you realize you were a real adult, you know,
I live in denial a lot of times, and I
don't want to face adulthood. But this week I had
to face it head on. And it all started with
my washer at home. Okay, it went down, and I
came home from work and Timothy was at the washer
(04:17):
with like tools.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
And like his phone was out.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I could see he was on YouTube, and my anxiety
went through the roof because I'm like, my man's a
lot of things. He's a great guy, but he is
not handy. Okay, so when I see him with a tool.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
In his hand, You're like, Okay, it's about to get worse.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
No, So you know, we we broke panicking, We're sweating,
the dog is facing the floor. I'm like, what happened.
He's like, I don't know. It just stopped working. It
won't drain, and so I'm like, okay, Now, I tried
to live in denial for a few days, like just
let's just ignore this, but you can't.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Then you don't have any clothes because you wear the
one song and then you're like, I gotta wear it again. Right,
you're washing up by hand on one of those boards
on the backyard, every one of those like you know
what I'm saying, read the boards hanging stuff up on
a court because she doesn't want to have to call anybody.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yes, you know me like I try to ignore stuff
parking tickets and student loans, and then it always comes
to bite me.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
So the clothes started paling up. I'm like, Okay, we
gotta fix this.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
So I I get on YouTube as if I can learn,
because you know, I have taught myself many things.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I will say YouTube solves a lot of problems. YouTube university.
So somebody has made a video about just about everything.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Everything I made a whole career from you. S like,
I've learned a lot. You know, before there was chadd
and ge, there was YouTube.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
So but I couldn't even figure it out. So finally
I broke down. I called the little one eight hundred
number on the washer or whatever, and it's you know,
we go through this whole troubleshooting thing with Samsung and
they can't even figure it out. So then they send
me three recommendations of Handyman or whatever, and I go
and I look up the reviews. One review is like,
don't let these people in your house are gonna kill you.
(06:00):
Another review it's like, oh, they're gonna come, they're gonna
tell you it's one thing, and then they're gonna charge you.
And then the third company. Their reviews seem to be
the most normal. So I was like, okay, I called
the reviews. I mean, I called the place in schedule
an appointment. The guy came out last night and he's like,
you know, I love handyman.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
When they come to your house.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
They got their little tool bag, they sit it down,
and I really feel like he was making up this
price in his head, you know, like just.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Seeing what he get away. Like I was like, so,
how much is it gonna cost me? He was like
uh oh.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
He starts squating his eyes and he's like, hmm, three
fifty and I'm looking like you're.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Looking at it, and he's looking at you like is
she gonna go for that? And like I know the
thing where you're like looking at him like is that
the real price? Or should I push back? Exactly? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
And I thought about Jason, because I know Jason doesn't
like a haggler. He doesn't want to have to go
back and forth. So I just say, you know what
I'll take. We can handle the three fifty, sir, And
he's coming back today to hopefully fix it. But when
I had to call that one eight hundred number, it
was like, to me, that was a new level of
adult team, like I'm getting washing machines fixed?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Like what am I doing here? I don't like it?
So this now you feel like an adult? Well you
ignore your bills. I think for a lot of people
it was it was bill paying. It made you feel
like a grown up. But you don't do that, So okay,
I do what I want to. So that was the
moment You're like, man, I got to call somebody, get
him over here to fix a washing machine. I'm a
true grown up.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Now I'm calling handyman, like I'm in here asking you
guys like do you have a handyman? So like that's
so old, Like why am I doing it? Like got
a guy?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Well and unfortunately, so I did ask you did? And
do you want another response? I like the mechanic because
he tends to know things, or like he has a
best friend that's a painter, a best friend that's a
plumber an electrician, Like you got all the bases covered.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
He goes garbage. They are not meant to fix. Yeah,
I will say I have heard that sometimes the repair
can be more than it would cost to replace it.
Oh wow, I didn't want to tell you yesterday because
it's your dryer that's broken. No, my washing machine. You're
washing me soon. Let me see here average cost, he said,
(08:14):
throw it away, I start over. I've only had three
years garbage period. The man used the period. We'll see,
here's the pay like I'm looking at like like a
nice looking Whirlpool seven ninety eight, a nice looking LG
eight forty nine LG. But like an average price of
a washer. They're saying it's two fifty to five. And
(08:36):
again I don't know what I'm talking about here. This
is Mike the mechanics standing. Two fifty to five fifty
is the average price for a washing machine, and he
wants three fifty to pick you up. So at what
point do you get to the two where it's like, okay,
let's just take this one and bring me another one.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
See, I was going to take the money I want
from Shelley and start a foundation. You know. That was
going to be the launch of the foundation where I
helped the children.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
That was my plan. Now I got to take this money.
Then the fund it was gonna be called the foundation
for Kiki's house.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Pal Dacer was really gonna be for the Challenger. That
was my plan, But now it's gay, I need to
wash the machine.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Well, if those children want to come over and wash
their closing new and your new washer, then I guess
they can do that. I gotta win this money. Yeah,
I my dad is super handy as an engineer. He
has that kind of brain. It was not passed on
to me. I don't have those abilities. And I need
I need a guy the way that you have a
guy you know, or Mike has a guy you're your partner.
(09:30):
I need a guy. Like I was painting yesterday and
I realized it's paint on a wall, Like, how difficult
can this possibly be there? And I'm bad at it
and we've already been through this in the past. I
don't know how it's paint wall. How difficult is that?
It looks not right?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Like?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
So I need I need a painter. I need I
need a cabinet guy. I think I realized I don't
have anyone that can do this stuff. And I'm not
the guy that can go to home depot and like
couple two by fours, let's see, right, I'm by that guy.
But I also don't trust anybody, and I'm sure there
are a lot of people who listen to us who are
very trustworthy, but unfortunately, you know, many of us have
(10:11):
also had the experience where we hire somebody online and
they come over and they're like doing the thing we're
oh man, yeah, oh boy, same with like autobody and mechanics.
Is unfortunately, there are some folks out there that are
not necessarily straightforward and honest, that's not everybody. But then
it's like, I don't know who to hire.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I don't know, I don't know what to do, saying no,
you got to get a lineup, a lineup of the guys.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I need a lineup of guys. Yes, start a playing now.
Who wants to be my handy? Who can do it all?
Because I need someone to come over and paint this
wall that I already painted. Now I need you to
paint the whole room because it looks like like a
salvat or Who is the guy that with a splatter paint?
Not Dolly? Who is the splatter paint guy? That's what
my wall looks like. That it looks like Mars, That's
what it looks like. Yeah, you can come over stair
(10:58):
at the wall and tell me if you have mental
illness or not. Like, that's what's going on. That's what
my white wall looks like. Somehow I went I went
white to white basically, and you can come over and
it looks like like a like a white murder scene.
I don't know what the hell. I don't know how
like how it's paint wall. There's no construction, there's no engineering,
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there's nothing required the roller, no painting. His heart there,
there's painting. There's paint on my feet. Yeah, how is
you chap up the walls like the size? Yeah? I
did kind of. And then and then I was like, ah,
I can keep it in the lines. I didn't there
we're still paint on the floor that I was. I
(11:42):
don't know how. Yes, that's okay. So look, Kiki and
I we on this show. We all need a painter
who will come to the city. Well, I need a
painter that will come to city. I need a cabinet
guy that will come to the city. I need a
general handyman guy that will come to the city. Okay, good,
thank you. You know what I'm saying. Inquire with him. Okay,
(12:04):
you will be employed forever, because apparently we're a bunch
of dumbasses, can do nothing but talk. So this is
a lifetime gig call now waiting by the phone from
the vault. We'll do it next. Fread shows on You've
ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the Fred Show. Listen,
(12:25):
how are you? I'm great? How are you guys? Very well?
Good morning, thanks for being on the show. It's waiting
by the phone. Tell us about this guy, Matthew. How
you guys met and where you stand right now?
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Okay, so we met through some mutual friends and you know,
it's like a typical setup, and then we were texting
and talking before to make sure that, you know, we
liked each other and everything, and.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
It was going really well.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
And so he came by and picked me up and
we went out to dinner and then a movie and
then drinks.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
After and then we only planned like the first two.
So I felt like it was going really really well
that we went to drinks afterwards.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Oh I see, like the dinner in the movie were
on the table before. But then the fact that you
extended the date, that's a good sign.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Oh yeah, I was pretty excited about it. Then he
didn't reach out to me at all after the date,
and I was kind of confused about that because we
went from like ten to twenty texts a day to
nothing okay, And don't really understand what happened because I
(13:35):
thought it was going so well.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Okay, So that's where we come in. We'll reach out
to Matthew and we'll ask some questions and you'll be
on the phone. I don't want you to jump in
right at first, but at some point definitely coming on
the call and hopefully we can figure out what's going on.
All right, Hang on a minute, Let's see what happens next.
Maybe we'll be able to set you up on another
date and pay for it. Part two after Taylor's swift,
like I have to say her last name in two minutes,
(13:57):
stay here, Taylor fred show was on the end of
your team report, Jason and for Kay with one hundred
bucks in the showdown. You might make history though, because
Kiki has never lost two in a row.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Both.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Next, Allison, welcome back. Let's call Matthew. You met through
some friends, you were set up, you had a great date,
and you went from that day to communicating a whole
bunch to nothing like cold turkey. This guy is not
responding to you, right, and you want to know what's
going on.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Yeah, I'm really interested to see what he has to say.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
We'll call him right now. Good luck. Okay, sounds good. Hello,
Hi Matthew, all right, good morning. My name is Fred.
I'm calling from the Fred Show, the Whole Cruise here,
and I do have to tell you that we are
on the radio right now, the morning radio show. I
would need your permission to continue with the call, he said, Okay,
(14:47):
if chat for just a second.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
Yeah, yeah, what is this? What's what's going on?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Well, thank you very much, we'll get right to it.
We're calling on behalf of a woman named Alison who
reached out to us and said that you guys were
set up and you had a great date and you
went from talking a whole bunch to nothing. So she
kind of wanted to know what's going on while you're ghosting,
and so we're calling to ask.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
I mean, it's uh, it's uh, you know what it's
I don't all right, I don't know. I mean it
was a it was a good time.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
You know.
Speaker 8 (15:20):
We uh, I mean, we were getting along, we met up,
we went on a date.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
It was nice.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
You know, it went better than I thought. You know,
it started off better than I thought. You know, it
was just supposed to be. You know, we're gonna go out,
You're gonna have some dinner, you know, and then a movie.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
And then after the movie she said, let's go get
some drinks. And I you know, it sounded it wasn't
part of the plan.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
It was all going really well.
Speaker 7 (15:45):
And on the way to get drinks, she said, let's
go to Target. I got to go to Target, and
which is a weird thing to do before drinks in
the middle of a date. And then she asked me
to pull up, and she tells me exactly where to park,
which is not anywhere near the front of the store.
And I'm sorry. I pull up and she's like, park
next to that car. And then I look over. There's
(16:07):
somebody in the cars.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Window rolls down and I roll my window down and.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
A drug deal happens. Like threw me no, Like, like seriously,
I became an accessory to a felony on this date.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Wait, what was the deal?
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Like? What?
Speaker 7 (16:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
No, it was cocaine, okay, Like.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
I I mean, it's it's that's unfor you. I mean,
I have a career to worry about. I can't you know,
I can't can't do that.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I can't risk Oh my god, let me bring Alison
and I forgot to mention Allison's here. A coke deal
on a first date in a target parking lot, Now
that's that's something that is rich and compelling that we've
never heard before. I have a good time, Like, I
don't see what the column is.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
I mean, thanks for talking about this on the radio.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I mean you called me. Yeah, what did you think
he was gonna say? Like that? You're Rasmus batter? So
you did a drug deal on the date? I mean,
I didn't make drugs doing a drug deal.
Speaker 7 (17:06):
You didn't make me do drugs. You made me do
the drugs.
Speaker 8 (17:08):
It would have been one thing if you'd like gone
into the target and met him in the bathroom, came out,
and then you know, I don't know anything's going on.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
I'm completely innocent. I have absolutely no idea.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
You gave me money, I handed him, I handed you cocaine.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
I became a drugs in that situation. I can't beat.
That's not my life. I'm not that guy.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
You know what I'd like to have fun too. You
know what, I don't like going to prison.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Grow up?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
It was just are you're sitting.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Here, you're telling me to grow up?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
You're doing drug.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
Deals and the Target parking lot?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Throw up?
Speaker 7 (17:44):
Are you kidding me right now?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Are you kidding me right now? Okay, So he's a
little he's a little fired up about the drug deal
of the target, target life. You know that. That's like
the party I like to I love the party. I
don't like jail. I don't like jail.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
I want to go. I've never murdered a stripper before.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
What you mean you don't like the party? You don't
like the party, you don't want to plug in the
stripper to de.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Right?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I cannot believe he didn't. You couldn't figure that out?
Speaker 7 (18:21):
What like, how many dates do you go on?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (18:24):
You do on first? I mean, come on, a lot
of we're stupid.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
There's a lot of.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
I am not one of You can get back and
start swiping white right on people. I don't know, maybe
I look stupid.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Okay, Okay, Alison, Uh, he was not cool with the
date plan, the way that they progressed. Okay, and you
got it. You have to acknowledge that maybe if he's
not into that, that he doesn't want to get nailed
for buying it. Please, he wasn't buying it. We were
just about to have a good time and so I
(19:04):
was trying to make it better. Okay, look, so is
there anyway would you get past this? Matthew? I think
I know the answer, But is there any way that?
I don't think so, because what's the second date?
Speaker 7 (19:13):
Like I get shot in the Facebook? Maroin Dealer?
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Come on, Oh my gosh, it's so overgetting mad?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
All right, I'm sorry, so this is not a match.
I wish you guys both the best of luck. And Matthew,
you're going down in history.
Speaker 8 (19:30):
You're this is the top attorneys I know attorneys if
she needs one, because she definitely will.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Okay, good luck guys. Here that was most requested. Paulina
found it in the fault dusting it off the Entertainer
Reports next Fred Show. Caln's Entertainment report is on the
fread show. Calen's Out Today. Jason Brown, guy who can
the Swiss Army knife of radio? I'm gonna cut you.
(19:57):
What can't you do? You can plan an event, you
can set up the vent, you can talk on the radio.
You can plan to talk on the radio, you can
What is there anything you can't do? Just you know,
can't get rid of my student loans. It's my biggest
default life, you know, right, yeah, okay, so you can't
(20:21):
do it all. Everyone's got their thing. But that's part
of radio is your student loans. You gotta have.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
You gotta have them, right exactly, all right, guys. So
my icon, my queen, my everything. Britney Spears has been
teasing some quote unquote jewelry line that was supposed to
come out last year, and we all were thinking, Okay, Brittany,
sure you have a jewelry line coming out, and that
pains me to say because I do want to support her. However,
(20:48):
she's not once so closer to debuting it. She officially
filed a trade for the brand. Probably her team did that.
Her team filled out the paperwork with the US Patent
and Trademark Office. That application has met all the requirements
is now waiting on a review, but sources are saying
that the only reason that got filled out was so
that someone else doesn't take the idea, since she keeps
(21:10):
referencing it in her paragraph long Instagram posts all her
team is saying that it will launch quote unquote soon,
so I guess we'll see. I'd rather have new music
than jewelry. But whatever, Brittany, you deserve it, I guess. Finally,
Brad or actually one more, Brad Pitt finally commented on
this show. Ever done wrapping it up? I just really
(21:30):
want to get to Kiki's game. It's my favorite time
of the morning. Brad Pitt finally commented on the divorce
that we've been talking about for almost a decade.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Now, you guys, we've been talking about this for eight years.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
He was asked by GQ if he felt relief when
he and Angelina Jolie legally settled their split last December.
Brad said, no, I don't think it was that major
of a thing, just something coming to fruition legally. I'm like,
if it wasn't that major of a thing, why did
it take eight years for you to fight over your
multiple like vineyards and wineries and like all that crazy stuff.
(22:04):
Because they didn't want to be divorced really exactly, Like,
I don't understand people want to get divorced.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
They can get you can get divorced relatively quickly if
you so choose. If both parties are like, let's do this,
then you can do it. They didn't want to do it. Yes,
we hear about it all the time. One person goes in,
files the paperwork. Within a month, everything settled, They're good
to go, right, Like it's crazy.
Speaker 8 (22:26):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
He didn't comment on the status of his relationship with
his kids. That relationship has been strained for many reasons
over the years, but it he just played it off.
The year divorce wasn't anything. But I can't wait to
see F one. He's an F one and I'm just
I don't know why I'm so excited to see that movie.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I'm a little surprised that all the movies that you
haven't seen. I know, you're really fired up about that one.
I'm really leaning into F one, you guys, I don't know.
I can't say that I know a lot about F one.
I mean, I've watched all of Drive for Survive. Yeah,
you watch that show, right, which is a great show.
But it's very unbelievable that a guy of that age
(23:04):
would I mean, of course, I'm overthinking it, but like
it's it's not it doesn't These guys are like twelve
years old, right.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
I think in the movie he's like the og and
he's like teaching the new drivers how to do it.
So maybe he's like the Master Race car driver.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I don't know the Master Race. I'll let you know.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I'll let you know how it is. And this is
my favorite thing I read yesterday. So, Cassie Ventura is
a new mom. She welcomed her third child into the world.
And this comes less than two weeks after testifying against
her ex. So I heard on CNN last night that
there's no reason why they had her first because it
was probably like, uh, we don't know when you're about
to pop this baby out, that we got to get
(23:41):
you in and out. So yeah, she literally testified less
than two weeks ago against Diddy at his federal trial.
She did give birth to New York City, and it's
being reported that she and her new baby are doing well.
They did arrive slightly earlier than her due date, but
all's well and healthy.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
So that so.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Exciting and finally a bright light amid all this ditty,
dark craziness. You can catch up on everything you missed
on the Free I Heard radio app. Just search The
Fred Show on demand and while you're there, make us
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Speaker 1 (24:13):
All right, let me see here, I mean the banger
I got bangers for the throwback throw down today, Okay,
I mean, I'm absolutely I'm so proud of myself. Yeah,
which is not like most days today and particularly normally
I'm you know, mildly depressed, but today I am. I
am very proud of it. I can't wait. I'm so excited.
I've also had a lot of caffeine. So Showby's Kiki
(24:36):
never lost two in a row. We are We thought
tomorrow is the last day. We got one more week,
but we are so close to the finish line. Kiki. Yes,
sadly you won't make as much money as you could
have had you not lost yesterday, but still there could
be some money at the end to help fix your
washing machine. Eight five, five, five, nine one one three five.
You want to take on, Kiki? Call that we'll play next.
(24:56):
It's the French show. Do you have what it takes
to battle? You can with the I know that's right,
Come on, Kicky, break it down. It's I can do
another weekend and.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
Come up.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Bullet shake it thou it? Yeah? Okay, found how was
gonna let you keep going the music. The music's over now,
so it's fine. It's good. Jen is your challenger today.
(25:35):
Hi Jan, Good morning Jan, Good morning morning Jen. Do
you still like the target parking lot waiting by the
phone or are you over it too? Well?
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Yeah, I'm over it.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. So that's two votes
for over it. That means she listens every day. That's
there's somebody on here. There's somebody on here telling me that, oh,
did you've played this four times this year? What we have?
And we played in December. We played it in seven
because we had Yeah, no, trust me, we have the date.
But it's it's okay. You know, people asked for it,
we did it, and we'll I guess we'll expand our
(26:08):
horizons a little bit. This was very expanded for me. Yeah, yeah,
this was me. Go ahead, Jen. Oh, I'm gonna say
it's a wild story. It's worth three playing. Yes, yeah,
I know. It's just fine. You know. It was only
voted the number one we've ever done by some people.
But it's okay because we have thirteen listeners now. Two
have said they don't like it and eleven have said
(26:28):
they do. But we'll go with the two. It's fun.
We're retired for a while. Maybe maybe not. I got
more though. Well, let's let's make a plaque Thursday, May
twenty ninth. We played it okay, so you won't hear
it again until we're actually gonna put a plaque on
the wall next week. And Jen, you weren't complaining. But honestly,
if the worst part of your day is having to
hear that again, I'm so sorry. I'm so I'm so sorry.
(26:51):
All right, Jen, let's play here. Fun fact about you
is what.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
Fun fact?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Every year on my birthday, I like to do something
a little bit crazy. Last year it was a flying
trapeze class.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
And my birthday is coming up, so I'm I'm open
for suggestions of something crazy to do.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Have you gone skydiving?
Speaker 6 (27:07):
I have?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Okay, have you? Yeah, I've been a steamworks before. Yeah,
no I haven't. I guess I'll check it out. No,
I know, if you're allowed the yeah, I mean, from
what I understand, it's near devil activity. But if you know,
you know, one hundred bucks is the price. But but Jen,
(27:30):
you could make history today because Kingy has never lost
two in a row in her in her time filling
in for show by Shelley in the game thirty eight
and five's a record kick you got to go by
all right audio? And okay, off you go, Off you go,
Sam boom poof here we Go. Question number one for Jim.
This artist song Lose Control just set the record for
(27:52):
the most weeks on the Billboard Hot one hundred. Elf
Cosmetics is reportedly acquiring Road Beauty for one billion dollars.
Who founded that? Which reality stars? Both received pardon? Both
received pardons, I should say from President Trump this week?
(28:13):
Oh I have no idea? Okay, oh too? Two female
secrets the way. I saw the video of this last
night and it was like they they went at it.
Oh yeah, but two female secret service agents were caught
fighting outside of this former president's Washington, d C. Home
this week. Barack Obama and Jennifer Affleck from the Secret
(28:37):
Lives of Mormon Wives turns twenty five today. I can't
believe how young they ale are. But I can't when
I watch the show on which streaming service would you
find that show? Say the name of the show again,
The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Okay, it's a four,
that's good, A four. Wow, Kiki, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Today history be mad and make a history might as well.
I mean, no, no, I need you to try. I
you need to try. I think you. I think you
could get a five. I do because we've done so
many stories today and some yesterday, so you could do it.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
This artist song Lose Control just set the record for
the most weeks on the Billboard Hot one hundred. Teddy Swims.
Elf Cosmetics is reportedly acquiring road Beauty for one billion dollars.
Who founded road Beauty, Hailey Bieber yeh Which reality stars
both received pardons from President Trump this week? Todd and
Julie Chrisling. That's right, two female Secret Service agents were
(29:37):
caught w W E style fighting outside of this former
president's Washington, d C. Home this week. Barack Obama and
Jennifer Affleck from the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives turns
twenty five today? On which streaming service would you find
that show? Secret Lives? TLC? No, the answer We're looking
for Bulu So Jen the Daredevil. I'll come up with
(30:03):
some more dar devil things for you to do. However,
you got to come back tomorrow, Okay. I love it
and you may have earned yourself an extra fifty bucks
because that was a tie. So hang on one second,
have a great day, Thanks for listening. Thank you. Okay,
And we're currently destroying the tape that the target parking
lot the name I lit it on fire ceremonial burning
(30:23):
outside of the radio and I'm sorry for the sprint
cords that are going to go off, but it wouldn't
be the first time that's happening show's history. Yeah, yeah,
which is literally taking fire to it, light flame, what
is it mothed? The flame like I'm burning? I never
heard burned my desire. That's the way love goes. But
I'd be terrible and Keeck Carrio okay, the throwback more
(30:47):
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phrase that you've been saying wrong your entire life, and
maybe you just recently realized that you weren't saying it.
Paulina just got I mean, how ly do we have
for you?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I think the one that I discovered was I called
it Rostadai chicken, but it's rosistory chicken, and I'm.
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Going to Costco looking for Rosatai chicken. Fred's show is
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(02:33):
The Summit, the Forum, the sit Down of all sitdowns.
It was like Oprah, but she was in her car.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yes, she was in her car and on the move.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It was so wid Yeah. That's on the iHeart app
as well. Search for the Fresh Show on demand. Hi Jason, Hi, Paulina,
Hi Keke. I mean it's your blogs And just a second,
Kiki's got one waiting by the phone from the vault
apparently highly requested. I don't know which one. It is
so premise, but we'll do it in just a second.
Showby is Keky one hundred bucks. She lost yesterday, She's
never lost two in a row. Five questions, and you
(03:03):
gotta play what today tomorrow and then next week and
then Shelley's back to take over her game again. Yes,
and her other jobs and you're off the hook. Yes, yes,
and you're ready. Yes. I miss Shelley. Yes, that's what
it is. That's funny. Of course, we all miss Shelley.
The Entertainment Report Jason Tipper, Kaitlin Today what we have?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, so it looks like something that Britney Spears has
been promising for a while now may actually be happening. Also,
Brad Pitt comments on the divorce that took forever.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
It's finally over. It is finally over. Wow to say,
all right, yeah, they talk better than these are the
radio blogs on the Fred Show. It's like writing in
our diaries, except we say them aloud. We call them blogs.
Kiki all yours? All right, dear blog.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I want to just talk to you guys about the
moment you realize you were a real adult, you know,
I live in denial a lot of times, and I
don't want to face adulthood. But this week I had
to face it head on. And it all started with
my washer at home. Okay, it went down, and I
came home from work and Timothy was at the washer
(04:17):
with like tools.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
And like his phone was out.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I could see he was on YouTube, and my anxiety
went through the roof because I'm like, my man's a
lot of things. He's a great guy, but he is
not handy. Okay, so when I see him with a tool.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
In his hand, You're like, Okay, it's about to get worse.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
No, So you know, we we broke panicking, We're sweating,
the dog is facing the floor. I'm like, what happened.
He's like, I don't know. It just stopped working. It
won't drain, and so I'm like, okay, Now, I tried
to live in denial for a few days, like just
let's just ignore this, but you can't.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Then you don't have any clothes because you wear the
one song and then you're like, I gotta wear it again. Right,
you're washing up by hand on one of those boards
on the backyard, every one of those like you know
what I'm saying, read the boards hanging stuff up on
a court because she doesn't want to have to call anybody.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yes, you know me like I try to ignore stuff
parking tickets and student loans, and then it always comes
to bite me.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
So the clothes started paling up. I'm like, Okay, we
gotta fix this.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
So I I get on YouTube as if I can learn,
because you know, I have taught myself many things.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I will say YouTube solves a lot of problems. YouTube university.
So somebody has made a video about just about everything.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Everything I made a whole career from you. S like,
I've learned a lot. You know, before there was chadd
and ge, there was YouTube.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
So but I couldn't even figure it out. So finally
I broke down. I called the little one eight hundred
number on the washer or whatever, and it's you know,
we go through this whole troubleshooting thing with Samsung and
they can't even figure it out. So then they send
me three recommendations of Handyman or whatever, and I go
and I look up the reviews. One review is like,
don't let these people in your house are gonna kill you.
(06:00):
Another review it's like, oh, they're gonna come, they're gonna
tell you it's one thing, and then they're gonna charge you.
And then the third company. Their reviews seem to be
the most normal. So I was like, okay, I called
the reviews. I mean, I called the place in schedule
an appointment. The guy came out last night and he's like,
you know, I love handyman.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
When they come to your house.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
They got their little tool bag, they sit it down,
and I really feel like he was making up this
price in his head, you know, like just.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Seeing what he get away. Like I was like, so,
how much is it gonna cost me? He was like
uh oh.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
He starts squating his eyes and he's like, hmm, three
fifty and I'm looking like you're.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Looking at it, and he's looking at you like is
she gonna go for that? And like I know the
thing where you're like looking at him like is that
the real price? Or should I push back? Exactly? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
And I thought about Jason, because I know Jason doesn't
like a haggler. He doesn't want to have to go
back and forth. So I just say, you know what
I'll take. We can handle the three fifty, sir, And
he's coming back today to hopefully fix it. But when
I had to call that one eight hundred number, it
was like, to me, that was a new level of
adult team, like I'm getting washing machines fixed?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Like what am I doing here? I don't like it?
So this now you feel like an adult? Well you
ignore your bills. I think for a lot of people
it was it was bill paying. It made you feel
like a grown up. But you don't do that, So okay,
I do what I want to. So that was the
moment You're like, man, I got to call somebody, get
him over here to fix a washing machine. I'm a
true grown up.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Now I'm calling handyman, like I'm in here asking you
guys like do you have a handyman? So like that's
so old, Like why am I doing it? Like got
a guy?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Well and unfortunately, so I did ask you did? And
do you want another response? I like the mechanic because
he tends to know things, or like he has a
best friend that's a painter, a best friend that's a
plumber an electrician, Like you got all the bases covered.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
He goes garbage. They are not meant to fix. Yeah,
I will say I have heard that sometimes the repair
can be more than it would cost to replace it.
Oh wow, I didn't want to tell you yesterday because
it's your dryer that's broken. No, my washing machine. You're
washing me soon. Let me see here average cost, he said,
(08:14):
throw it away, I start over. I've only had three
years garbage period. The man used the period. We'll see,
here's the pay like I'm looking at like like a
nice looking Whirlpool seven ninety eight, a nice looking LG
eight forty nine LG. But like an average price of
a washer. They're saying it's two fifty to five. And
(08:36):
again I don't know what I'm talking about here. This
is Mike the mechanics standing. Two fifty to five fifty
is the average price for a washing machine, and he
wants three fifty to pick you up. So at what
point do you get to the two where it's like, okay,
let's just take this one and bring me another one.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
See, I was going to take the money I want
from Shelley and start a foundation. You know. That was
going to be the launch of the foundation where I
helped the children.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
That was my plan. Now I got to take this money.
Then the fund it was gonna be called the foundation
for Kiki's house.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Pal Dacer was really gonna be for the Challenger. That
was my plan, But now it's gay, I need to
wash the machine.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Well, if those children want to come over and wash
their closing new and your new washer, then I guess
they can do that. I gotta win this money. Yeah,
I my dad is super handy as an engineer. He
has that kind of brain. It was not passed on
to me. I don't have those abilities. And I need
I need a guy the way that you have a
guy you know, or Mike has a guy you're your partner.
(09:30):
I need a guy. Like I was painting yesterday and
I realized it's paint on a wall, Like, how difficult
can this possibly be there? And I'm bad at it
and we've already been through this in the past. I
don't know how it's paint wall. How difficult is that?
It looks not right?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Like?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
So I need I need a painter. I need I
need a cabinet guy. I think I realized I don't
have anyone that can do this stuff. And I'm not
the guy that can go to home depot and like
couple two by fours, let's see, right, I'm by that guy.
But I also don't trust anybody, and I'm sure there
are a lot of people who listen to us who are
very trustworthy, but unfortunately, you know, many of us have
(10:11):
also had the experience where we hire somebody online and
they come over and they're like doing the thing we're
oh man, yeah, oh boy, same with like autobody and mechanics.
Is unfortunately, there are some folks out there that are
not necessarily straightforward and honest, that's not everybody. But then
it's like, I don't know who to hire.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I don't know, I don't know what to do, saying no,
you got to get a lineup, a lineup of the guys.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I need a lineup of guys. Yes, start a playing now.
Who wants to be my handy? Who can do it all?
Because I need someone to come over and paint this
wall that I already painted. Now I need you to
paint the whole room because it looks like like a
salvat or Who is the guy that with a splatter paint?
Not Dolly? Who is the splatter paint guy? That's what
my wall looks like. That it looks like Mars, That's
what it looks like. Yeah, you can come over stair
(10:58):
at the wall and tell me if you have mental
illness or not. Like, that's what's going on. That's what
my white wall looks like. Somehow I went I went
white to white basically, and you can come over and
it looks like like a like a white murder scene.
I don't know what the hell. I don't know how
like how it's paint wall. There's no construction, there's no engineering,
(11:21):
there's nothing required the roller, no painting. His heart there,
there's painting. There's paint on my feet. Yeah, how is
you chap up the walls like the size? Yeah? I
did kind of. And then and then I was like, ah,
I can keep it in the lines. I didn't there
we're still paint on the floor that I was. I
(11:42):
don't know how. Yes, that's okay. So look, Kiki and
I we on this show. We all need a painter
who will come to the city. Well, I need a
painter that will come to city. I need a cabinet
guy that will come to the city. I need a
general handyman guy that will come to the city. Okay, good,
thank you. You know what I'm saying. Inquire with him. Okay,
(12:04):
you will be employed forever, because apparently we're a bunch
of dumbasses, can do nothing but talk. So this is
a lifetime gig call now waiting by the phone from
the vault. We'll do it next. Fread shows on You've
ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the Fred Show. Listen,
(12:25):
how are you? I'm great? How are you guys? Very well?
Good morning, thanks for being on the show. It's waiting
by the phone. Tell us about this guy, Matthew. How
you guys met and where you stand right now?
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Okay, so we met through some mutual friends and you know,
it's like a typical setup, and then we were texting
and talking before to make sure that, you know, we
liked each other and everything, and.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
It was going really well.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
And so he came by and picked me up and
we went out to dinner and then a movie and
then drinks.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
After and then we only planned like the first two.
So I felt like it was going really really well
that we went to drinks afterwards.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Oh I see, like the dinner in the movie were
on the table before. But then the fact that you
extended the date, that's a good sign.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Oh yeah, I was pretty excited about it. Then he
didn't reach out to me at all after the date,
and I was kind of confused about that because we
went from like ten to twenty texts a day to
nothing okay, And don't really understand what happened because I
(13:35):
thought it was going so well.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Okay, So that's where we come in. We'll reach out
to Matthew and we'll ask some questions and you'll be
on the phone. I don't want you to jump in
right at first, but at some point definitely coming on
the call and hopefully we can figure out what's going on.
All right, Hang on a minute, Let's see what happens next.
Maybe we'll be able to set you up on another
date and pay for it. Part two after Taylor's swift,
like I have to say her last name in two minutes,
(13:57):
stay here, Taylor fred show was on the end of
your team report, Jason and for Kay with one hundred
bucks in the showdown. You might make history though, because
Kiki has never lost two in a row.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Both.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Next, Allison, welcome back. Let's call Matthew. You met through
some friends, you were set up, you had a great date,
and you went from that day to communicating a whole
bunch to nothing like cold turkey. This guy is not
responding to you, right, and you want to know what's
going on.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Yeah, I'm really interested to see what he has to say.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
We'll call him right now. Good luck. Okay, sounds good. Hello,
Hi Matthew, all right, good morning. My name is Fred.
I'm calling from the Fred Show, the Whole Cruise here,
and I do have to tell you that we are
on the radio right now, the morning radio show. I
would need your permission to continue with the call, he said, Okay,
(14:47):
if chat for just a second.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
Yeah, yeah, what is this? What's what's going on?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Well, thank you very much, we'll get right to it.
We're calling on behalf of a woman named Alison who
reached out to us and said that you guys were
set up and you had a great date and you
went from talking a whole bunch to nothing. So she
kind of wanted to know what's going on while you're ghosting,
and so we're calling to ask.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
I mean, it's uh, it's uh, you know what it's
I don't all right, I don't know. I mean it
was a it was a good time.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
You know.
Speaker 8 (15:20):
We uh, I mean, we were getting along, we met up,
we went on a date.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
It was nice.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
You know, it went better than I thought. You know,
it started off better than I thought. You know, it
was just supposed to be. You know, we're gonna go out,
You're gonna have some dinner, you know, and then a movie.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
And then after the movie she said, let's go get
some drinks. And I you know, it sounded it wasn't
part of the plan.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
It was all going really well.
Speaker 7 (15:45):
And on the way to get drinks, she said, let's
go to Target. I got to go to Target, and
which is a weird thing to do before drinks in
the middle of a date. And then she asked me
to pull up, and she tells me exactly where to park,
which is not anywhere near the front of the store.
And I'm sorry. I pull up and she's like, park
next to that car. And then I look over. There's
(16:07):
somebody in the cars.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Window rolls down and I roll my window down and.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
A drug deal happens. Like threw me no, Like, like seriously,
I became an accessory to a felony on this date.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Wait, what was the deal?
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Like? What?
Speaker 7 (16:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
No, it was cocaine, okay, Like.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
I I mean, it's it's that's unfor you. I mean,
I have a career to worry about. I can't you know,
I can't can't do that.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I can't risk Oh my god, let me bring Alison
and I forgot to mention Allison's here. A coke deal
on a first date in a target parking lot, Now
that's that's something that is rich and compelling that we've
never heard before. I have a good time, Like, I
don't see what the column is.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
I mean, thanks for talking about this on the radio.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I mean you called me. Yeah, what did you think
he was gonna say? Like that? You're Rasmus batter? So
you did a drug deal on the date? I mean,
I didn't make drugs doing a drug deal.
Speaker 7 (17:06):
You didn't make me do drugs. You made me do
the drugs.
Speaker 8 (17:08):
It would have been one thing if you'd like gone
into the target and met him in the bathroom, came out,
and then you know, I don't know anything's going on.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
I'm completely innocent. I have absolutely no idea.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
You gave me money, I handed him, I handed you cocaine.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
I became a drugs in that situation. I can't beat.
That's not my life. I'm not that guy.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
You know what I'd like to have fun too. You
know what, I don't like going to prison.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Grow up?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
It was just are you're sitting.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Here, you're telling me to grow up?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
You're doing drug.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
Deals and the Target parking lot?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Throw up?
Speaker 7 (17:44):
Are you kidding me right now?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Are you kidding me right now? Okay, So he's a
little he's a little fired up about the drug deal
of the target, target life. You know that. That's like
the party I like to I love the party. I
don't like jail. I don't like jail.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
I want to go. I've never murdered a stripper before.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
What you mean you don't like the party? You don't
like the party, you don't want to plug in the
stripper to de.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Right?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I cannot believe he didn't. You couldn't figure that out?
Speaker 7 (18:21):
What like, how many dates do you go on?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (18:24):
You do on first? I mean, come on, a lot
of we're stupid.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
There's a lot of.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
I am not one of You can get back and
start swiping white right on people. I don't know, maybe
I look stupid.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Okay, Okay, Alison, Uh, he was not cool with the
date plan, the way that they progressed. Okay, and you
got it. You have to acknowledge that maybe if he's
not into that, that he doesn't want to get nailed
for buying it. Please, he wasn't buying it. We were
just about to have a good time and so I
(19:04):
was trying to make it better. Okay, look, so is
there anyway would you get past this? Matthew? I think
I know the answer, But is there any way that?
I don't think so, because what's the second date?
Speaker 7 (19:13):
Like I get shot in the Facebook? Maroin Dealer?
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Come on, Oh my gosh, it's so overgetting mad?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
All right, I'm sorry, so this is not a match.
I wish you guys both the best of luck. And Matthew,
you're going down in history.
Speaker 8 (19:30):
You're this is the top attorneys I know attorneys if
she needs one, because she definitely will.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Okay, good luck guys. Here that was most requested. Paulina
found it in the fault dusting it off the Entertainer
Reports next Fred Show. Caln's Entertainment report is on the
fread show. Calen's Out Today. Jason Brown, guy who can
the Swiss Army knife of radio? I'm gonna cut you.
(19:57):
What can't you do? You can plan an event, you
can set up the vent, you can talk on the radio.
You can plan to talk on the radio, you can
What is there anything you can't do? Just you know,
can't get rid of my student loans. It's my biggest
default life, you know, right, yeah, okay, so you can't
(20:21):
do it all. Everyone's got their thing. But that's part
of radio is your student loans. You gotta have.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
You gotta have them, right exactly, all right, guys. So
my icon, my queen, my everything. Britney Spears has been
teasing some quote unquote jewelry line that was supposed to
come out last year, and we all were thinking, Okay, Brittany,
sure you have a jewelry line coming out, and that
pains me to say because I do want to support her. However,
(20:48):
she's not once so closer to debuting it. She officially
filed a trade for the brand. Probably her team did that.
Her team filled out the paperwork with the US Patent
and Trademark Office. That application has met all the requirements
is now waiting on a review, but sources are saying
that the only reason that got filled out was so
that someone else doesn't take the idea, since she keeps
(21:10):
referencing it in her paragraph long Instagram posts all her
team is saying that it will launch quote unquote soon,
so I guess we'll see. I'd rather have new music
than jewelry. But whatever, Brittany, you deserve it, I guess. Finally,
Brad or actually one more, Brad Pitt finally commented on
this show. Ever done wrapping it up? I just really
(21:30):
want to get to Kiki's game. It's my favorite time
of the morning. Brad Pitt finally commented on the divorce
that we've been talking about for almost a decade.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Now, you guys, we've been talking about this for eight years.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
He was asked by GQ if he felt relief when
he and Angelina Jolie legally settled their split last December.
Brad said, no, I don't think it was that major
of a thing, just something coming to fruition legally. I'm like,
if it wasn't that major of a thing, why did
it take eight years for you to fight over your
multiple like vineyards and wineries and like all that crazy stuff.
(22:04):
Because they didn't want to be divorced really exactly, Like,
I don't understand people want to get divorced.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
They can get you can get divorced relatively quickly if
you so choose. If both parties are like, let's do this,
then you can do it. They didn't want to do it. Yes,
we hear about it all the time. One person goes in,
files the paperwork. Within a month, everything settled, They're good
to go, right, Like it's crazy.
Speaker 8 (22:26):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
He didn't comment on the status of his relationship with
his kids. That relationship has been strained for many reasons
over the years, but it he just played it off.
The year divorce wasn't anything. But I can't wait to
see F one. He's an F one and I'm just
I don't know why I'm so excited to see that movie.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I'm a little surprised that all the movies that you
haven't seen. I know, you're really fired up about that one.
I'm really leaning into F one, you guys, I don't know.
I can't say that I know a lot about F one.
I mean, I've watched all of Drive for Survive. Yeah,
you watch that show, right, which is a great show.
But it's very unbelievable that a guy of that age
(23:04):
would I mean, of course, I'm overthinking it, but like
it's it's not it doesn't These guys are like twelve
years old, right.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
I think in the movie he's like the og and
he's like teaching the new drivers how to do it.
So maybe he's like the Master Race car driver.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I don't know the Master Race. I'll let you know.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I'll let you know how it is. And this is
my favorite thing I read yesterday. So, Cassie Ventura is
a new mom. She welcomed her third child into the world.
And this comes less than two weeks after testifying against
her ex. So I heard on CNN last night that
there's no reason why they had her first because it
was probably like, uh, we don't know when you're about
to pop this baby out, that we got to get
(23:41):
you in and out. So yeah, she literally testified less
than two weeks ago against Diddy at his federal trial.
She did give birth to New York City, and it's
being reported that she and her new baby are doing well.
They did arrive slightly earlier than her due date, but
all's well and healthy.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
So that so.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Exciting and finally a bright light amid all this ditty,
dark craziness. You can catch up on everything you missed
on the Free I Heard radio app. Just search The
Fred Show on demand and while you're there, make us
a preset please.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
All right, let me see here, I mean the banger
I got bangers for the throwback throw down today, Okay,
I mean, I'm absolutely I'm so proud of myself. Yeah,
which is not like most days today and particularly normally
I'm you know, mildly depressed, but today I am. I
am very proud of it. I can't wait. I'm so excited.
I've also had a lot of caffeine. So Showby's Kiki
(24:36):
never lost two in a row. We are We thought
tomorrow is the last day. We got one more week,
but we are so close to the finish line. Kiki. Yes,
sadly you won't make as much money as you could
have had you not lost yesterday, but still there could
be some money at the end to help fix your
washing machine. Eight five, five, five, nine one one three five.
You want to take on, Kiki? Call that we'll play next.
(24:56):
It's the French show. Do you have what it takes
to battle? You can with the I know that's right,
Come on, Kicky, break it down. It's I can do
another weekend and.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
Come up.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Bullet shake it thou it? Yeah? Okay, found how was
gonna let you keep going the music. The music's over now,
so it's fine. It's good. Jen is your challenger today.
(25:35):
Hi Jan, Good morning Jan, Good morning morning Jen. Do
you still like the target parking lot waiting by the
phone or are you over it too? Well?
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Yeah, I'm over it.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. So that's two votes
for over it. That means she listens every day. That's
there's somebody on here. There's somebody on here telling me that, oh,
did you've played this four times this year? What we have?
And we played in December. We played it in seven
because we had Yeah, no, trust me, we have the date.
But it's it's okay. You know, people asked for it,
we did it, and we'll I guess we'll expand our
(26:08):
horizons a little bit. This was very expanded for me. Yeah, yeah,
this was me. Go ahead, Jen. Oh, I'm gonna say
it's a wild story. It's worth three playing. Yes, yeah,
I know. It's just fine. You know. It was only
voted the number one we've ever done by some people.
But it's okay because we have thirteen listeners now. Two
have said they don't like it and eleven have said
(26:28):
they do. But we'll go with the two. It's fun.
We're retired for a while. Maybe maybe not. I got
more though. Well, let's let's make a plaque Thursday, May
twenty ninth. We played it okay, so you won't hear
it again until we're actually gonna put a plaque on
the wall next week. And Jen, you weren't complaining. But honestly,
if the worst part of your day is having to
hear that again, I'm so sorry. I'm so I'm so sorry.
(26:51):
All right, Jen, let's play here. Fun fact about you
is what.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
Fun fact?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Every year on my birthday, I like to do something
a little bit crazy. Last year it was a flying
trapeze class.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
And my birthday is coming up, so I'm I'm open
for suggestions of something crazy to do.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Have you gone skydiving?
Speaker 6 (27:07):
I have?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Okay, have you? Yeah, I've been a steamworks before. Yeah,
no I haven't. I guess I'll check it out. No,
I know, if you're allowed the yeah, I mean, from
what I understand, it's near devil activity. But if you know,
you know, one hundred bucks is the price. But but Jen,
(27:30):
you could make history today because Kingy has never lost
two in a row in her in her time filling
in for show by Shelley in the game thirty eight
and five's a record kick you got to go by
all right audio? And okay, off you go, Off you go,
Sam boom poof here we Go. Question number one for Jim.
This artist song Lose Control just set the record for
(27:52):
the most weeks on the Billboard Hot one hundred. Elf
Cosmetics is reportedly acquiring Road Beauty for one billion dollars.
Who founded that? Which reality stars? Both received pardon? Both
received pardons, I should say from President Trump this week?
(28:13):
Oh I have no idea? Okay, oh too? Two female
secrets the way. I saw the video of this last
night and it was like they they went at it.
Oh yeah, but two female secret service agents were caught
fighting outside of this former president's Washington, d C. Home
this week. Barack Obama and Jennifer Affleck from the Secret
(28:37):
Lives of Mormon Wives turns twenty five today. I can't
believe how young they ale are. But I can't when
I watch the show on which streaming service would you
find that show? Say the name of the show again,
The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Okay, it's a four,
that's good, A four. Wow, Kiki, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Today history be mad and make a history might as well.
I mean, no, no, I need you to try. I
you need to try. I think you. I think you
could get a five. I do because we've done so
many stories today and some yesterday, so you could do it.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
This artist song Lose Control just set the record for
the most weeks on the Billboard Hot one hundred. Teddy Swims.
Elf Cosmetics is reportedly acquiring road Beauty for one billion dollars.
Who founded road Beauty, Hailey Bieber yeh Which reality stars
both received pardons from President Trump this week? Todd and
Julie Chrisling. That's right, two female Secret Service agents were
(29:37):
caught w W E style fighting outside of this former
president's Washington, d C. Home this week. Barack Obama and
Jennifer Affleck from the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives turns
twenty five today? On which streaming service would you find
that show? Secret Lives? TLC? No, the answer We're looking
for Bulu So Jen the Daredevil. I'll come up with
(30:03):
some more dar devil things for you to do. However,
you got to come back tomorrow, Okay. I love it
and you may have earned yourself an extra fifty bucks
because that was a tie. So hang on one second,
have a great day, Thanks for listening. Thank you. Okay,
And we're currently destroying the tape that the target parking
lot the name I lit it on fire ceremonial burning
(30:23):
outside of the radio and I'm sorry for the sprint
cords that are going to go off, but it wouldn't
be the first time that's happening show's history. Yeah, yeah,
which is literally taking fire to it, light flame, what
is it mothed? The flame like I'm burning? I never
heard burned my desire. That's the way love goes. But
I'd be terrible and Keeck Carrio okay, the throwback more
(30:47):
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