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and every day. Good morning,Lindsay, good morning, Good morning,
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when they play Rock the river Festnext weekend. Hey, got all the
infol you need for that at Rocktherriverfestdot com. We've got friggin a Friday.
We're gonna give away beer. What'ssomething your partner thinks they're good at?

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If we pick your text and getyou on the air BMMS space and the
answer to this question, what's somethingyour partner thinks they're good at? We'll
do tayte time trivia. We've alsogot Willy Nilly the Uh. We talked

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about fish when they performed at theSphere in Las Vegas. Have you guys
seen the pictures from when the Deadand Company play? Yeah, My goodness,
Yeah about needing some mushrooms? Yeah, when I was doing out at
the remote for Cox, Lee cameby and he he has tickets because he's
psyched to see Dead and Company playout there. And I I'm not a

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Dead fan or a Fish fan.I'd go to that show and a heartbeat.
It looks insanely cool. The sphere, it's a video. Brothers don't
know. The sphere is a probablyone of the more arch architectural achievements in
the last twenty years. That ispretty impressive that commoners can understand. And

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it is this sphere dome that isn'tis for concerts or events. And they
can specialize the audio two seat locations, so if you are of another nationality
and you need it in your language, they can make that happen for you.
That's cool. That's just one thingnot mentioned. The ridiculous number of

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speakers that are in there and screensand it looks like you're at an outside
venue. When you're inside, theyshow movie. There's a special movie that
was filmed just for it that theyshow when there's isn't concerts there and the
the You two did a long residencythere, Fish did a temporary residency.

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Grateful Dead, Sorry, Dead andCompany are currently in the middle of a
thing and they the video screen showedthe sphere opening up and them launching into
space during a dead show. Ohhell yeah. I mean just some of
the most insane accompaniment for two bands. Definitely Fish that have always had some

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sort of other visual element that youdidn't know a la Wizard of Oz.
Yeah, so pretty cool, right, definitely, I would. We've talked
before about spending money on concerts,and I'm like, hell's nor that.
Yeah right. I saw that TheStones are on tour now, right,
and they're gonna be in Missouri,which isn't you know, that far away?

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So I checked in to see howmuch tickets were for that. Almost
five hundred dollars for one ticket onthe lawn without a chair. What That's
what I said. But for somethinglike this, though, I think it's
worth the five hundred dollars you're gonnapay per ticket because you get such an

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amazing experience to go with it.I'm not saying that you wouldn't get a
good experience with the Stones sitting onthe grass, yeah, but not five
hundred dollars worth. No, Andyou're right, you would have an experience,
but you also wouldn't it's the sameconcert experience insert band. Are you
talking about the Stone? But okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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for sure. And I'm not sayingtheir music's good all those things. But
you've been to a lawn show exactly, so you know what you're gonna get.
And I ain't putting out that kindof cash to go sit in the
gray ass the sphere. You it'sa special experience. Absolutely, You've probably
never experienced anything like it, probablynever will. And so this guy has

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been banned because he went to theshow, the Fish Show, and not
only did he take a bong hitduring the show, which impressive. You
got a bong in I would thinkthey would frisk you. But and he
decided to have his buddy film himtaking a bong hit. Oh good,
because you we guys, you allthink you're not vegetarians or CrossFit people or

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whatever. No, you got totell everybody you smoke weed, all right,
He's never been done before. Andso he did a thing and like
stood up and everything and just toteright there right. Well, the venue
not happy. They have banned himfrom all Madison Square Garden venues across the

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platform. Right, so he inyour life, big deal? What do
they have a book? No,Yes, they actually have a book.
Madison Square Garden. The owner ofMadison Square Garden his name, oh man,
what's his name, James Connie orsomething like that. He is a
petty, petty man and he installedfacial recognition at all of his locations,

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so people that talk bad about himor Madison Square Garden journalists in particular,
he can have them banned from thefacility. He's petty af it's his business.
I guess he could do what hewants to. It doesn't seem right,
but it is his bodness. Morallywrong and legally wrong. Right.

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The things we choose to have bemorally wrong in this society nowadays is very
bizarre to me. You can't gothis is weird. But other things you
see people do or like whatever?I like him raise the flag, So
to me, you're right, it'scrazy for a bong hit. I think
this guy could sue him. Youthink so? Before your your security let

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me in true statement, true statement, didn't I didn't know it wasn't banned.
They didn't confiscate it. How didhe get it in? Though?
Did he get it in? Like? Did he sneak it in through his
pants. You know what I'm saying, like a pant leg or something.
Was he wearing a trench coat?Was it has to be all plastic because
you would think they have metal detectorsthere right right? It looks to be

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like maybe foot foot and a half. Okay, so a decent size bong
for sure, you're not. Thisis one you just have. You're not
bragging about it to like your buddy, like, hey man, I got
this. You might say it's controngis what it is? Right, It's

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a whatever name he gives it,Matilda. Huh. His Instagram post feels
like a brag. It's totally abrag. Yeah, he's bragging. He's
doing a bong hit at a atthe at a fish show. It even
says first bong hit to ever beripped in Sphere, Vegas with fish.
Somebody called againn is four twenty eatingthat video looks so cool though, Yeah,

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and I don't know what you're gettingby doing doing that. I don't
like And he's asking for the fansto cheer for him for doing Okay,
yeah look at me. Yeah,do what everybody else does, bro,
and take a pen with you ifyou need to get blitzed at a at
a concert like that, But ofcourse he did it when you're at a

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fish show. Yeah, and Iget that it's appropriate. It's appropriate at
all shows, right for sure.The ideology that it's only at fish shows
that ship sailed long ago. There'speople smoke a pot at a Shania Twain
show when the lights go down,right, the humbrews go up, mane,

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roll a doobie or something. Takea pen. There's no sense in
having to bring that. I seehow it looks like it's a glass bomb.
That's how he got it in throughmetal detectors in terms of not being
detected by metal detectors now. Andhe looks like he's got Jinko's on,
so maybe he did put it inhis back pocket. Hold On Vegas is

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a bizarre location, so not outof the room of possibility that someone would
wear Jinkos. But the man looksdamn near forty forty five. He ain't
let go of the nineties yet he'sstill holding up. Okay, I know
grol men that still wear the Jingos. No Lion, I haven't seen him

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in years, But do you remembersoul leader Corman. Yes, he still
wears Jinkos. That's but okay,with all due respect to Soul Leader,
it's for those as somebody who listenthe show and he is body morphia?
Is that the right turn? Likebecause he had the things and like,

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yeah, I don't want to sayfreak because that sounds weird. No,
you would paints altered his body?Yeah, yeah, piercings all over the
place, face tattoos and high fivecool dude. Yeah. Absolutely, But
it felt like it was on brandfor him to wear Jinko. Absolutely,
not like, hey, I've gotto go work at Berkshire Hathaway. Right,

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yeah, no, they have amen's and women's collection. Absolutely,
they still wear Jinko. They stillsell them. Yeah, yeah, I
looked into him just to see ifthey did still sell him. Right,
I'm not gonna buy any My Jinkodays are way over, man, way
over, Lindsay. These could bea thing now. Baggy jeans on women

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is a thing now, So Iokay, people, okay, go buy
them, go be you. Idon't care. Right. They now come
in black though, Did they alwayscome in black? Yes? Okay,
yes, they've black and denim.I've never seen a pair of white Jinkos

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though, Yes, corduroy corduroy jinkoswith the weird design like a graffiti on
the back. Two hundred and eightydollars. How much were they when there's
no I know, gimbi good enough. There's no way his parents bought him.
Oh no, forty dollars jeans.They were never that expensive in the

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nineties. No. I think Ibought the only pair that I ever paid
for I was like sixty bucks.But that was in nineteen ninety nine,
and I have done a lot ofpartying since then, so it could have
been lower than that. I stillhave a pair, a pair why because
it's one of those things that Ipack up, you know, from the

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past. Are they in good condition? Because they're vintage now, bro,
and I bet there were somebody Theyare nineteen ninety nine, worn out condition.
You know. If I still hada size twenty seven waist, I
could probably put them on, butI am far from that. I'll buy
you a donut for Donut Day ifyou can tell me what jinko means.
It's an acronym. Ummmmm, Ihave no idea. I didn't know it

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was an acronym. I didn't either, honestly, jeans. No, not
cut out for you. Much likethey don't make sense, the acronym makes
no sense either, because the acronymis Journey of the Chosen Ones. Yeah,
those amazing No, that's not Jayand co Jan Journey Chosen Ones.
Okay. No, Jan isn't anabbreviation for Journey. No, it's not,

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but apparently, according to the Jinkocompany, it is. Uh.
Yeah. Two brothers, Jacques Revaand ham Riva, found the brand in
nineteen eighty five. Their state admissionchallenge conventionalism, explore the unfamiliar honor individuality.
I'm gonna go ahead and spoil thisfor you. If you can buy

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them in the hundreds, it ain'tindividual, right if everybody's wearing them.
It ain't if more than two people. They carry out these important orders by
creating wide leg pants with diameters ofup to thirty five inches. That's what
j said. Pame says, fiftyinches. This is the No. This

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is when they started Oh when theystarted it. Oh yeah, yeah,
and they just did the bigger,the better. Yeah. The wide legged
denim inspired by the street looks hesaw on Latinos living in East Los Angeles
at the time. Yeah, Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. Schools
band Jenkos. Yeah, because youcan smuggle things in them with their giant

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pockets. Man, this says becausekids would trip on them. Yeah too.
Yeah yeah. In nineteen ninety eight, La Times reported the Orange County
sure Wolves are banning wide leg Jinkolike styles, deeming them potentially gang related.
Come on, come on, Imean it's possible, but I guess

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if you ban it, the there'sstill being a gang. Here's a text
that came through that I got tostand by one hundred percent. No baggy
jeans on women, yoga pants forlife. The founders wound down the business
because people, because no one wasbuying it. Jennifer love Hewitt tried to
revive the Jinko leg trend and shejust did too early. Because there,

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Yeah, it's still a thing.Yeah wow. Rihanna wears mega wide jeans
and Rihanna endorses Jenko Jeans Wow,which created its rebirth a Chinese investor and
backed it. How about that?How about that I did not have Jenko's
on our bingo card today. No, no, but here it is dollarsane.

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But I mean they are using alot of material to make those genes.
All right, right, Bidenomics,Right, they're not we're using that
much material. I mean they gotkids tripping. I bet there's not even
a yard. You don't think there'sa yard just in the bottom of the
leg, right, that's one leg. Yeah, listen, I know some

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people who've been to Joy and Fabrics. All right, fine, whatever you
say. Uh yeah, we gottickets to Rock the River Fest. We're
gonna give away. We're giving awaybeer. We want to know what's something
your partner thinks they're good at bmA mess and what that is to eight
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on Friday, as we do justthe headlines, it's time for newsquakies,
world news, local news and newsthat just makes you say, what the
Here's Corbyn, gimme and Lindsay withwhat's going on? Newsquakies from the Big
Mad Morning showing ninety seven five kmodFlorida man arrested for smacking officer with Stanley

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cup after breaking into church. Wow, that's assault with the deadly weapon.
Man, Yeah, it can beanyway. Those Stanley cups are no joke.
Believe it was full right. Idon't think it would matter. No,
is it heavier? It's stainless steel, right, It's not like he
slapped them with a spaghetti noodle.Yeah, it's you could knock somebody out

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with one, for sure. Definitelyuse that as a weapon. Yeah,
oh for sure, for sure.Algerian vlogger sends to jail for hugging people
on the street. Good Why it'sit's risky to go and hug people without
warning? I guess you're right,So we're just saving everybody by doing that.
Get in jail for assault? What'dyou do? Hug somebody? And

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it just kind of puts I'm allabout putting into like YouTube videos where people
get surprised x so, surprised,pranked, surprised, hugged, surprised,
whatever. Right, that's how thatguy got shot in them all at once.
Yes, yeah, yeah, you'rejust it's reckless. But I did
see a funny one where a guywalked up to a girl in the grocery
store and he said, I'll giveyou five hundred dollars if you can clap

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below and above my hand my armwith your eyes closed for sixty seconds.
She was like, hell yeah,So he puts his arm out, she
closed her eyes and goes and hewalks away. She's just sitting there.
That's funny. Oh and she didn'tget her money. That's good. Mortuary

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worker. Mortuary worker charged with burglaryafter attempting to smuggle sex doll from dead
man's home. Dude, that's disturbingon so many different levels. Hey man,
crime is about opportunity, right,But to steal a used sex doll,
I don't think. I don't knowif it's used. I didn't read
the article. I can only imaginewhy is the mortuary worker going into the

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dead guy's home. Well, becausefor the sex doll, right right,
pick the dead guy up. Idid read the article. He went to
pick the dead guy up right,and they saw the CAx doll. They
it was two of them, asa matter of fact, and they're all
snickering look at that. And Iguess the other guy felt really attracted to
it. So he comes back andhas the manager somebody you know, try

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to let him in or whatnots andhe's like, okay, but it seemed
a little fishy or whatever. Lethim in anyway. And then yeah,
he snuck that old sex doll righton out. He used excuses like,
oh, I left a stretcher thereor something like that and I needed to
retrieve it. And so yeah,he took the sex doll with him.
And to make it even better,he was caught with his pants down and

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dishoveled. Oh he was having sexwith the sex doll. I mean,
when I buy gum, I openit right when I get in the car.
Sometimes I don't even make it tothe car. So I get it.
You get something new, you wantto try it out for me?
The really morbid party. Is theidea that you are case in a joint

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taking a dead body out is sodisturbing to me. Yeah yeah. Video
surfaces of half naked man crashing carinto jail. Half naked? Do you
have a shirt off? Because that'stechnically if I remember the story, I
saw it on TV this week,he was like in his underwear. Okay,
so he's porky picking it. Okay, well no, porky pigging would

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be a shirt and you're naked andyou're no underwear. Also he just just
undeas yeah yeah, yeah, ah, okay, well that's more than half
naked. But point proven. Mancaught going poop outside of a UK stop.
I'm gonna make this statement and it'snot going to be enjoyable for anyone.

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This happens a lot. People goand poop outside stores. Yes,
bad customer service maybe no, justpeople Okay, Sometimes you just gotta go.
I wish there was a logical reason. I can honestly say, in
all of my life, I havenever pooped in public like that, in

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front of like a shop or anything. I have in the woods around a
shut. Now now you can't gowithin front. That's obviously like you have
to go with within the border ofthe of the establishment. Absolutely. I
think it's one thing if you're camping, you go out in the woods stead
of the day you handle your business. But to be in town and pass
by a tcby and be like,ah, I'm gonna go right here.

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Never have you know we have that. I have this. We have this
imaginary board that we write down thingsthat the ship is sailed board. This
isn't on that for me. Youthink there's hope for you to poop in
front of a store or some point. No, you are misunderstanding the board.
I cannot say with confidence that Iwill not defecate in front of a
business again. I can say withconfidence I'll never steal a car again,

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okay, or at all I wasgonna say. You keep saying again,
like you've already stayed a car andyou've already pooped in front of a store.
Where are we at on this one? Man? Is it my turn?
Orange juice makers consider using alternative fruitas prices skyrocket, then it's not
orange juice exactly. I think peoplewould be hard, would be shocked maybe

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to find out that a lot oforange juices and orange juice and it's already
got other juices in it, allright, So like grape, what's a
different derivative of an orange A tangerine? Yeah, I don't think it's gonna
be any of those. Okay,Again, they use grape most of the
time as a supplement to juices becauseit's a cheap, easy accessible juice.

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But there's a lot of orange juicesthat don't have oranges in them, right,
like tang Like Sonny d right exactly. Guy shops at walmarts with flare
gun that shoots glass shards? Ohmy goodness. Is it a flair gun?
Then? Do flare guns shoot glassshards or is he modified it to

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shoot glass shards? I think he'smodified. I think so because it would
be a shard gun by then.It's starting like crazy in a store,
right, not outside of it.Doctors warn that ringworm is now passed through
sex. It's terrifying, right right, huh huh. I've only had ringworm

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one time in my life. Iwas a kid, a pet a cat
that had ringworm, and actual catthat had ringworm, and then I had
to put the blue store weatement onit and it was gone with like a
week or two. Mm. Idon't know if I've ever had ringworm?
What does it do to you?If you have it? I mean it's
just a skin. Yeah, It'sjust a parasite, is all. It
is. Something some people get likefever, get upset tom if you let

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it go long enough. Yeah,but it's just a skin thing. I've
had mites like I've had like mywhole upper torso covered in mites. That
was from the library courthouse years yearsago. Yeah, I was waiting for
court and I was leaning on thearmrest and they love tattoo ink and they
embedded into my tattoo ink and thenjust spread. I remember hearing that story,

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and ever since I heard that,I've had to go to the courthouse
several times. Won't sit down atall. Whatsoever? Scientists have made cocaine
from a tobacco plant interesting? Moreimportantly, can't sir? Why are we
trying to figure that out? Noway, man, cocaine a cheaper alternative.

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Massachusetts man stopped by TSA for abag full of spam. Oh yeah,
spam is not good. I don'tcare what the Hawaiians say. I
don't like it. I've had somegood spam, I've had bad spam.
Right, Spam sandwiches are delicious,Yes they are. I think I brought

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this up the other day on thepodcast, like I'll get a can of
spam because it's like it's been along time since I had spam. And
then I remember why I don't eatspam. And there is a Puerto Rican
dish that has spam in it that'squite delicious, Okay, Rice, I
think pineapple pineapple corn spam. It'sreally good. It's like brussels. I

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guess if they're cooked correctly, youknow, it might be all right.
But just plain fried spam not forme, dude, fried spam and eggs,
eggs, Oh my gosh. Theonly problem with spam is it's salt.
It's just so salt, very salty. You know. So it's bacon,
yes, so sausage, I mean, but spam is probably ten times

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saltier than both of those things.I don't know. Remote Amazon tribe connects
to the Internet, gets hooked onporn. Yeah right, thanks Elon.
And they're so pissed because they havethese tiny bows and bow and arrows now
right, black lab and just methat a Wyoming park wagstail quote one thousand

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miles per hour. He's just sohappy and took a part of ECR right
that he stole from your neighbor.Baby found in shopping bag is third newborn
abandoned by same parents. Some peoplejust shouldn't have kids, right, I

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wouldn't I need to know more contexton the parents, right, because surely
the first time they were like thedump s like mm hmm. The second
time you're like, okay, listen, we told you you giving up for
adumption, find a garnon. Yeah, But the third time you're like,

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oh god, damn it. Andor they're on drugs, like are they
immigrants? Is there something that's deterringthem from going to authorities? Right?
Right? Mental illness or something tothat effect. First class Delta traveler had
a poop accident in front of horrifiedflyers and managed to score three miles.

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I mean, if you finish theflight, right, if you pay,
it is not it is not thedurate like taking the flight though, that's
when they issue him. You payfor the flight, right. I would
think that if you pay for theflight, they owe you the miles.
Absolutely, But you craped your pantsin front of everybody in first class accidents
happen, bro, I would betraumatized if I was sitting in three A

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and someone in one seat s theirdrawer staring deep into my soul. Bad
enough. When a baby poops andit's diaper on a plane, can you
imagine a grown man, dude,I think a baby deucne in their diaper.
It doesn't bother me. The smelldoesn't bother me. It's a gross
sure, a grown man whose dietis all over the place. Uh huh,

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right, uh uh? You shoulddo better. Natural for babies,
not for you. Kansas cots.Kansas constitution does not include a right to
vote. State Supreme Court says,sorry, why a mom enlisted her daughter's
help to kill her boyfriend? Havinghim around was cramping her style. I

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am not a murderer, but ifyou are going to murder someone, please
come up with a better answer thanthey're cramping my style. No reason's a
bad reason, they wronged, youstole something for I don't care cramping your
style? Right, Jinko's all right. Mom is a quadruple amputee. After

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miraculous childbirth, You give a babyand lose all your limbs, Dude,
Childbirth's an insane thing. That humansdo. I'm sorry that was not fair.
Childbirth is an insane thing women do. Yeah, it's insane if you
go down the rabbit hole I've done. I have went on a tangent on
this before. What a woman hasto go through through her body to grow

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an alien is insane. Thief.This is my favorite headline ever and it's
not sexual THIEFU stole seventeen tubes ofpringles in a series of burglaries and shops,
told police want you pop, youcan't stop. I can just imagine

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being in cuffs looking up as youknow, you've got a shin across your
your neckline, going hey, man, want you pop? You can't stop?
Last one? All right? Mandismembered victim at laundrymat, then wanted
to take body to casino to reattachlimbs. Do they do that at the

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casino? I have a lot ofservices, but hey, listen, when
someone's cramping your style right right.Flight attendant arrested after found with one kilogram
of gold upper butt. One kilogramis so like a I forget how much

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a brick is. A is fivehundred grams, I guess, so it'd
be two bricks. Impressive teacher onleave after holding mock slave auction and using
racial slur. Well we was teachingthem right history man. Come on.
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In a second, we will What'ssomething your partner thinks they're good at.
We're gonna go around the room tooat seven and share what ours are.
I'm psyched to tell mine. Didyou warn did I No, I
don't warn my wife. Bill ison, Hey Bill, how are you

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man? I'm doing great? Howabout y'all better? Now? Bill?
What is something your partner thinks they'regood at. She thinks she's good at
singing like she thinks she's a singer. Yes, she h Well, my
doorbell camera went off a couple ofdays ago and she was cleaning some outside

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and when she shut the door Icould still hear and it was the most
ungodly sound. She was singing Panama, and I had to call and ask
her what the hell she was screamingat. So you got an alert on
your phone of the doorbell going offand she was inside and you could hear
her scream singing, screaming on thering doorbell. Sounds good, gimpy,

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good, ahead and tell him exactlywhat he's gonna get. Well, just
because your partner thought the better thanwhat they are, you're gonna get a
case of kers life, Bayle,I think we're having a problem with our
phone there, or he's got abetter option. Let's go ahead and see
what Lindsay has for Balls to theWall Sports Oklahoma is the champion of college

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softball once again. The Sooners completeda sweep of the Texas Longhorn so with
an eight to four victory in Gametwo of the Women's College World Series Finals
at Devon Park. The title istheir NCUBA record fourth straight. Sydney Sanders
had a huge three run double inthe fourth inning that proved to be the

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game winning hit. Cassidy Pickering Chiptonwith a home run and two RBI.
Kelly Maxwell got the save and wasnamed WCWS Most Outstanding Player. Oklahoma finishes
its season with a very impressive fiftynine and seven I mean eight national championships

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for Patty Gassa or Goso or whatever. She is a stud I wouldn't be
surprised if she retires as well goout on top. I mean, well,
I was telling my wife yesterday watchingit, it's so crazy watching women's
softball, and I get some youwant to discount because they're women, whatever,
but they just look like they're havingso much fun. Compared to other

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sports. Now it's not you willsee players smile or laugh on the sidelines,
but during a game, like they'reinteracting all the time. Everyone's so
happy. Yeah, yeah, allthe time. It's so fun to watch,
especially when they're winning. They're badasseven when they're losing their smile and

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having fun. Right, it wascrazy. It was crazy to watch Congratulations
then that was that's a massive achievement. And the Boston Celtics crushed the Dallas
Mavericks one oh seven to eighty ninein Game one at TV gardenof I Know.
Jaylen Brown led the charge with twentytwo points, three steals, and
three blocks in a game that theCeltics knocked down sixteen shots from the three

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point range. Kristaps Porzingis came offthe bench to score twenty points in his
first game action since April twenty ninth. The Celtics now lead the series one
to nothing. Luka Doncik had thirtypoints and ten rebounds, but was limited
to just one assist in the setback. The teams have a little time to
rest as Game two will be playedin Boston on Sunday. And that's your

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Boss of the Wall Sports. I'mLindsay on ninety seven to five km OD,
Good morning, It's the Big ManMorning Show nine one, eight four
six oh KMOT. You can alsotext BMMS and then what you want to

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say to eight two nine five,good morning, lindsay, good morning Corbyn.
Bye. Next week, next Friday, we kick off our very first
patio party of the season and wewill be at the Mercury Lounge on Boston
av In Tulsa from five until seveno'clock with our friends at Miller Lite.

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So make sure to mark your calendarsand join us next Friday evening for our
very first patio party of the season. Good morning, Gimpy, Well,
good morning. I don't know ifyou've been living under a rock or whatever,
but Rocklholm is coming up Labor Dayweekend. Prior you say, get
your full line up, your linkfor tickets at the website that Roxloholma Kanelody

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dot com. All right, we'regiving away beer for freakin a Friday.
We want to know what's something yourpartner thinks they're good at? Case of
course, line could be there yoursor there's probably theirs. If you if
we get your text and talk toyou on the air, what's something your
partner thinks they're good at? BMMSand whatever that is? To eight two
nine four five, lindsay, what'ssomething your partner thinks they're good at?

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Cooking breakfast? Now I will sayI'll give him credit for biscuits and gravy.
I am not a biscuits and gravyfan. Wasn't until he made it
for me. And to this day, I will not eat it out at
a restaurant unless he makes it.I will not eat it. But when

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it comes to something as simple asbacon and eggs, he overdoes it.
And I like bacon cooked, friedit, fried it in a pan,
fried in a pan for me,make my eggs over easy, cook it
in bacon grease. He doesn't liketo do that. He'll make bacon a

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healthier option, healthier way, cookit in the microwave or bacon in the
oven. No, I'm sorry,it's bacon. Bacon is supposed to be
unhealthy. Well, I don't knowif it's healthier to bake it in the
oven, but it is. Baconin the oven is the premier way to
bake bacon. No, fried ina pan. And then I want my

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eggs cooked in the bacon grease.I get that over easy. I want
there to be a nice shine ofbacon grease on my eggs. I'm serious,
that's a lot of grease. Ican't do it, Oh I can,
and I want to be able todunk my toast in the yegg.
Now, unfortunately, Kevin will overcookit, so he'll make it over hard.

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No, that's ruining my egg.And so I'm like, I would
rather just cook it. But hethinks that he's really good at making breakfast,
and I'm sorry, Han, you'rejust not to your preference. Yeah,
he might be good at it,just not to your preference. No,
and even if he will do itthe way that I ask, he'll

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then take the egg and take apaper towel and dab the bacon grease off
of the eggs, and it drivesme crazy, like no, no,
not for me, Well it mightbe for you, because it's just every
once in a while that I willprepare the eggs like that. It's not
an every weekend thing. So it'sa treat. Don't take my treat away

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from me. So that's sorry.It's just Oh and even French to I
like plain French toast, you know, with nothing on it. No,
no, no, you don't haveto church it up. He'll do what
does that mean? He'll he'll churchit up and make it fancy, like
do the what's it called eggs ina basket? Is that what it's called.

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When you put an egg inside thecut a hole out, that's not
French toast. That's not French toast. French toast is an egg washed batter,
correct, right, And eggs ina basket is buttered toasted the center
out, egg in the middle.Yeah, right, same thing, but
just with the French but no eggbatter. I think it's still an egg
batter. I think you're still dippingthat toast or the bread and add the

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egg wash. But nonetheless, I'venever heard that phrase. I don't need
it like that. Just give memy plain French toast. What do you
put on it? Then? Whatdo you what do you put on your
French toast? It's just syrup,okay, syrup? No, no powdered
sugar. I don't. I don't. I had a cousin growing up who

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who would put cinnamon in her bounderfor French shows. Nope, noop,
noop, noop. Don't need thateither. I learned a French toast hack.
Do you want to hear it?It's so genius. Huh, you'll
love Based off what we talked aboutthis morning, this is gonna be huge
for you. Okay. Instead ofdoing the eggs, right, you you

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still do a couple eggs or whatever, but you take a scoop of vanilla
ice cream and let that become liquidand then do your eggs and then do
that so you melt down your eyesinstead of using milk milk and yeah,
okay, using the custard of icecream. I'm picking up. Yeah,
you're putting down. That's everything up. Yeah, yeah, it's dude,

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I'll be using that. It isan and use briosch bread or croissants,
okay, fancy. Yeah. Andalso it's probably just it's just the breakfast.
He could open up a wild gamerestaurant, but when it comes to

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breakfast, no, sorry, honey. What's something your partner thinks they're good
at? A case of course,like could be yours bmms and what that
is to eight two nine four five. When we talked about this yesterday,
we had to have Gimpy put onhis his as if hatched, right,
I'm thinking because Gimpy is not marriedand not in a relationship, So what's

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something your partner thinks they're good ator your partner thought they were good?
Right? Right? It took alot of thinking, man, because I'm
like I'm going through. It soundsterrible. I was going through the rolodecks
and I'm like, hmm, well, you got this one that you know,
thought they could be good at this, and then another one is like
hmmm, but what I finally settledon. And I might get some flak

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for this, but I really don'tcare. It's been over for a long
time. She thought she was goodat riding a motorcycle and did for the
longest time until she slammed into theback of the car and now all jacked

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up. Does one when one personhas an accident on the motorcycle, does
that make them not good at ridingmotorcycles? I I don't want to say
yes, because I have been ina car in a couple small handful of
one shirt. Yeah, yeah,for sure. But I think when it's

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a in your death situation and you'reacting stupid, then yes, like yeah,
yeah, if you're out there justbeing a fool and you do something
stupid and you get pretty jacked up, yeah you're not so good at riding
a motorcycle anymore. That's just myopinion. Anyway, I'm sure people say

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the same thing about me. Right, Well, whatever, Yeah, because
there are a lot of factors thatcan go into a motorcycle accident. Absolutely.
One of the big ones could benot you right exactly exactly. But
I feel in this particular situation itwasn't the other person's fault, but right,
you know, when you rear ndsomebody, it's all automatically deemed your

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fault, right, Yeah, Sothat's kind of where I sat on Alan.
I mean, I don't know ifit makes you a bad person if
you get into a motorcycle accident,or a bad driver, if it makes
you you know, when you getinto a motorcycle, it definitely doesn't make
you a good one. No,No, I honestly try to avoid him
as much as possible sometimes, Ihope everyone does, as happens sometimes,

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but that particular one was like,ah, damn, what were you thinking?
Really? Seriously, man, comeon, is it possible some people
I'm trying to articulate this very carefully. Is it possible some people get into
motorcycle accidents because they want to?Ooh uh, It's one hundred percent possible.

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Any kind of accident, automobile,motorcycle or otherwise could be that way.
Because we've read stories of people insituations when something dramatic slash traumatic happens
to them, they take their vehicleand drive it into oncoming traffic. Absolutely.

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I knew a guy who took hiscar, Now this was twenty something
years ago or whatever, but tookhis car and slammed it into a tree
just because he was like, youknow, what it is, what it
is. And fortunately he lived throughit. His car not so much,
but he made it through that.So yeah, it is possible for anybody

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that gets in an accident to belike, you know, that's that.
I'm done. Talk about a hellof a way to go out though.
Oh yeah, I mean those accidentsare not fun. Man. If I
remember right, the CEO of DevinEnergy had a he was being indicted on
federal grand jury charges and he drovehis car into a submit culver. Oh

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my goodness to try and get outof it. So people do things like
that. Absolutely, I honestly,I don't think with this particular situation with
the former partner, I don't thinkthat that was the case. I could
be wrong, oh okay, butI don't think that was the case.
To be honest with you, Ithink it was just a I'm in a
hurry to get things done, andwell this is the end result. What's

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something your partner thinks they're good ata case of course, like could be
yours BMMS and what that is toeight, two, nine, four or
five. My wife thinks I don'tsee stop signs? Why do you just
blow right through them all the time? You never have Okay? She thinks

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I don't see brick lights. Okay, she thinks I don't see cars moving
or not moving. What I'm referringto is a passenger princess. I don't
know how I drove for the majorityof my life without somebody in the passenger
seat telling me they're slowing down right, there's a stop sign up ahead,

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they're breaking. I don't know howI do it when she's not in the
car and cart my children around,but I somehow figured out it very dangerously
apparently every time she's in the car. We don't have very many friction points.

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That is one for me. Iwas gonna ask if that is something
that you know is a point ofcontention. Listen, if I'm on my
phone and I'm not looking up,got it fair, right? But when
I'm looking straight ahead ten and twoand you go that car's breaking. You're
now causing me to not look atthe car because I'm looking at you,

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like, what the hell are youtalking about? Vackseat drivers? Man,
you gotta love them, listen.Passenger Princess, don't forget Princess Diana was
also a one. It don't matter, you ain't gonna save us. I
asked her that, I mean,we won't me install a break on your
side. I like the old driver'sat cars. That would be awesome.

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No, we wouldn't get anywhere.My first wife, my practice wife,
she one time grabbed my steering wheelwhile I was driving, and I pulled
over the car and I was like, if you ever do that again,
you'll never be in this car.That's a good way to flip it.
Yeah, we weren't married at thattime. I was like, what are
you doing? And you still wentthrough with it. Huh Yeah. I

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wish there would have been signs right, oh, giant red flag. The
next boyfriend warned me, she grabbedthe steering wheel. Fun going. My
father in law was a driver's edinstructor, so his car did have the

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break on his side, and wewould never drive in his car anywhere.
But he when he would drive withus when he comes to visit. He
would go, oh, very good. I never won slammed on my my
fake pedal because he would do thatwhen he would drive with his wife.
He would always he would always beslamming on his side of the while she

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was driving. Oh my god.Crazy, But it did just a mess
with her. Possibly it's hilarious asthe driver. That's not funny because the
driver is supposed to be in controlof the situation. I get it,
I get it. Oh my gosh, it is kind of funny though that
that makes my lips white. Yeah, just cruising down the highway, just

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I would just stop. I wouldpull over and get out of the car.
You want the steering wheel, takeit. I'm not driving. I'm
not driving already, right, sojust get over there and drive. Uh.
Somebody craiged me. It was ChesapeakeEnergy, not Devin, but the

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Uh yeah, breaking that is notcool. Every time she's trying not to
do it. At least she's tryingto improve herself. That's very nice.
Yes, I need to come upwith a better response than staring at her
like she just took an essa onthe floorboard. You should get water gun
and keep it in your car andspray her like a cat. Do you

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know my wife? She would doget a water gun and next thing you
know, you got a water gunfight. And no, no, that's
not my wife. My wife isalso a sniper. She'll just wait and
do something way worse. Hold outfor a week. No, no,

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she just she won't go I'm holdingout. She'll just go, we're not
having sex, there's no game,right. Uh yeah, no, I
think I got to think of somethingbetter. Maybe just ignore her, right,
Okay, yeah, I'm really notgood at ignoring. I know.
Okay, thanks, maybe like,no, I'm not. That's called positive

(52:51):
reinforcements, right, which is whatI don't want to do. I'll just
ignore her. We'll see how thatgoes. And then she'll go, why
are you ignoring me? You knowbecause I used to long time ago.
I used to yell driving rightling people, what are you doing? You idiot?
Right? And I knew having kidsI would have to stop doing that.

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So now I just do the Italianhand gesture and that it's not the
middle finger, but like I justlike, you know, like what are
you doing? But without the words, right, And so now I do
that and my wife knows that's whatI'm doing instead of being mad, so
I have to I can't have tobe very calculated with what I pick because
I don't want her knowing I'm doingit to avoid I want her to go.

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He's trying really hard. Done.Oh look he did break. Yeah,
he's got it. Anyway, whatI'm trying to do is not get
pissed at you want to right,all right? We want to know from
you. What's something your partner thinksthey're good at A case of courseline BMMS
and what that is to eight twonine four five. We're gonna give away
some beer coming up until us Thismorning show a right back The Big Mad

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Morning Show, Tulsa's Rock Station nine. Good morning. It's the Big Mad
Morning Show nine four six Oh KM O D. You can also text

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BMMS and then what you want tosay to eight two nine four five.
Let's play a game. We gottickets we're gonna give away to see Texas
Hippy Coalition at Rock the River FestJune the thirteenth through the sixteenth. That's
Sparrow Hawk Campgrounds. All the infoRockdriverfest dot Com r A w UK and

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we're gonna play the numbers game,and Lindsey has not done well to be
honest or or or she has donewell because she's letting listeners win. Uh
So, the way this works,as you call it is but category you
want numbers, percentages or averages.And then Gibby's got five questions he's going
to ask you. You answered themthe best that you can, and then

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Lindsay will come in and get thesame five questions. We'll see who does
better. It's very easy to dowhat you should do right now though it's
called nine one, eight, four, six, Oh kmod. Let's go
to the phones and go here.Good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name, Matthew?Matthew? How are you today? Good?
I do good? Matthew? Whatcategory do you want? Numbers?

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Percentages or averages? Percentages? Percentages? It is it's five questions from gimbe.
Just answered them the best that youcan. Are you ready, sir,
yes, sir? Here we go. Matthew. What percent of all
first marriages end in divorce? Whatpercent of all first marriages end in divorce?

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Thirty? All right, matt Man. What percent of second marriages end
in divorce? Fifty two? Sixtytwo fifty two. Okay, just want
to make sure I heard you rabbulls. All right, Matt? What
percent of third marriages and in divorce? Sixty five percent? Sixty five,

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he says Matt. In nineteen twenty, what percentage of adult women in the
United States were divorced or separated?Oh, twenty percent, twenty percent.
Last one here, Matt. Whatpercent of all divorces involve individuals aged twenty
five to thirty nine? Seventy fivepercent, seventy five percent. Have you

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been divorced? Sir? Oh?Yeah? How many times? I love
the laugh at the beginning before heanswered, like I told the best joke
ever? So awesome. How manytimes have you been divorced? Twice?
Okay? And are you currently ina third marriage? No? Two is
good. I'm fine. Never saynever, man, right, I bet

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you said the same thing the firsttime it ended my bank account. Appreciates
my current decision? Yeah? Sure, Unfortunately that's not the one that makes
the decision, Is it all right, Lindsy? Percentages is the category five
questions? Are you ready? Yes, Lindsey? What percent of all first
marriages end in divorce? Hmmm?Uh nine percent? Nine percent? She

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says, all right, Lindsey,what percent of second marriages end in divorce?
Seventy five percent? Seventy five percent? Mean, sorry, Lindsey.
What percent of third marriages in divorce? Eighty percent? Eighty percent? She

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says, all right, Lindsey.In nineteen twenty, what percentage of adult
women in the United States were divorcedor separated? Say that again? Sorry,
In the year nineteen and twenty,what percentage of adult women in the
United States were divorced or separated?Three percent? Three percent? She says,

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all right, Last one here,Lindsey, what percent of all divorces
involve individuals aged twenty five to thirtynine? What percent of all divorces involve
individuals aged twenty five to thirty nineforty percent, forty percent. All right,

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let's get the answer. So he'sgoing to win those tickets Sea Texas
Hipy Coalition next weekend at Rock theRiver Fest. Question one, gimpee,
Question number one, what percent ofall first marriages and in divorce? Matthew
said thirty five percent. Lindsey saida mere nine percent. Way to stay
positive, Lens answers forty one percent. Rose colored glasses. Matthew, you
got that one, correct, Manyou're up one to nothing. You need

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three total to get those tickets tosee THC at Rock the Riverfest. Question
two number two, what percentage ofsecond marriages and in divorce? That's the
question. Matt said fifty two percent. Lindsey said seventy five percent. Damn
near all of them. Well,the answer is sixty percent. Matthew got
that one right as well, sohe's got two one more to get those

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tickets for Rock the Riverfest. Hitthe website rockdriverfest dot com. Question three,
Question number three, what percent ofthird marriages and in divorce? Matthew
said sixty five percent, Lendsy saideighty percent, and the answer seventy three
percent. Lindsey's on the board,so it's two to one. Question four,
when the question was asked in nineteentwenty, what percentage of adult women

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in the United States were divorced orseparated? Matthew said twenty percent of them.
Lindsey said a mere three percent ofthem, and the answer is one
percent. Wow, damn near none. All right, Uh, Lindsey got
that one right. At their place, tied two to two. They knew
not to talk. They mostly couldn'tget divorced because they weren't allowed to sign

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papers, right, it's sad buttrue. Or have pants with pockets right
right? Or allowed in the courthouse. Nope, your place is the kitchen.
Oh, that's terrible. Nineteen twenty, by the way, exactly,

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not eighteen twenty. Wasn't that longago? All right? Tied two to
two. Question five for the typebreaker here he laughed because it's sad.
The question is what percentage of alldivorces involve individuals aged twenty five to thirty

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nine. Matthew said seventy five percentof them do. Lindsey said forty percent
of them do, and the answeris sixty percent. Ratulations, Matthew,
you got those tickets? See TexasHippy Coalition June thirteenth through the sixteenth at
Sparrow Hawk Campgrounds in Talliquah. Thelink for tickets Rockdriverfest dot com. You
need to speak with Gimpey because he'sgonna tell you how you're gonna get your

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tickets. All right, friend,thank you, great job, sir.
Hang on the line. We've gotbeer we're giving away. What's something your
partner thinks they're good at a case? Cors Light is up for grabs,
BMMS and whatever that is to eighttwo nine four five We're gonna give away
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text bmmss, scroll down BMMS andthen which bm a mess? And then
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we're giving away beer for freaking aFriday. We want to know what's something
your partner thinks you're good at BMMS? And what that is? To eight

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two nine four five. Brodude,let's go to the phones. Lucas is
waiting. Hey Lucas, how areyou? What's nothing? Man? What's
something your partner thinks they're good at? She thinks she can fix just about
everything, and it resulted in theloss of a minute to switch of your

(01:02:31):
Nintendo switch. I'm sorry, youcan't Phy Mario cart anymore? What is
Yeah? It is unfortunate. Howdid she try to fix it? So?
I guess a big problem with thoseis the charging ports go out And
I was like, okay, well, we can try to fix it or
just give a new one. Man. We ordered a charging for it from

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Amazon and whatever. She took itapart and thought that it wasn't soldered in
or anything like that, so shestarted messing with it. And then once
you realized it was soldered in,it came down to heating up the tip
of a knife, trying to meltthe sowder out, cut it out,
doing everything she could to try topretty much just get rid of it.

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How lucky are you to have alady that's willing to try and get your
favorite thing working again. I mean, it was awesome to watch her try.
We spent all night just sitting therewatching her, and I mean it
just didn't work. I just couldn'tdo it. It was gone before she
tried to fix it. What wasyour plan? I was gonna take it
in somewhere and haven't replaced it bestbuy or somewhere. Let him professional fix

(01:03:38):
it. Yeah, it seems legitright on. Man, give me tell
this man exactly what he's going toget A man Hannah Patna, who thought
they were really good at hiding thingsfrom him, Here's a gays Gers light
man to you, guys, hangon line friends, So give you can
get your info and have a fantasticweekend. Appreciate you. Man. Let's

(01:04:00):
see what's in gimpes four by four? God, oh, well that was
going to turn that off. Dothis okay, okay, okay, there
it is all right? Well,hold it is this, yeah, that
the FDA Reeskin's marketing ban on jewelyesterday. The FDA said it's reviewing new

(01:04:21):
court decisions and updated information from thecompany. The FBA halted the product in
twenty twenty two, but they stayedon the shelves pending an appeal. The
CDC reports ease cigarette use grew nearlyfifty percent between January of twenty twenty and
December of twenty twenty two. Ajudge dismisses some charges against the Pelosi attacker.

(01:04:46):
In twenty twenty two, David popbroke into their San Francisco home and
bludgeoned Paul Pelosi with a hammer.Well on Thursday, a judge threw out
the charge of attempted murder, assaultwith a deadly weapon, and elder abuse.
The FATS lawyers argue that he's alreadybeen convicted of the same crimes,
and prosecuting him for those charges ata state level would amount to double jeopardy.

(01:05:12):
He still faces five other charges,including false imprisonment and aggravated kidnapping.
The trials expected to resume next week. It says here that netting Yaho is
to address Congress on July twenty fourth. Last week, congressional leaders invited netting
Yahoo to speak in DC, andnow they've confirmed he'll make that address on

(01:05:35):
July twenty fourth. House Speaker MikeJensen said that the meeting will symbolize quote
the US and Israel's endearing relationship andwill give Netting Yahoo a chance to share
the Israeli government's vision for establishing peacein the region. The news comes as
humanitarian organizations across the globe continue tocall for a ceasefire in Gaza, where

(01:05:59):
the death toll has surpassed thirty fivethousand. And then lastly here, the
Food Bank of Eastern Oklahoma is providingfree summer meals to students. The Food
Bank of Eastern Oklahoma says sixty percentof Oklahoma students qualify for free or reduced
school lunch programs, and now thatschool is out for the summer, some
kids might be going without meals,so the Food Bank has providing free meals

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to children in need. The FoodBank says it will distribute the meals through
the network of fifty seven summer feedingsites in eastern Oklahoma. Chiefs defensive end

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BJ Thompson is reportedly in stable conditionafter having a seizure and going into cardiac
arrest yesterday. ESPN is reporting thatthe twenty five year old was taken to
the hospital after the medical scare thatoccurred at the team's practice facility. The
Chiefs sent all players home for theday and rescheduled their OTA session for today.

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The Chiefs drafted Thompson in the fifthround of the twenty twenty three draft
out of Steven F. Austin.He recorded two tackles in one game played
last season. Here's a question.Yeah, if you or I or Gimpy
or someone else in the building hada heart attack, Yeah, had a

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seizure then cardiac or asked ammunce coumstakes them away. What I'm looking for
a percentage number? What is thepercentage number we gets at home? Zero?
Okay? Yeah, I mean ifit was you or I or Lindsey,
I think the percentage would be likelike an eighty to ninety percent.
If it was a salesperson, itwould be a fat zero. I can't

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say you're right. I don't thinkyou're wrong. I I just was really
shocked that they send him but everybodyhome. I'm okay with it, it
makes sense, yeah, but I'mit's it's a bizarre. It was really
weird. And maybe that's the standardpractice in any business, as they would.
We're also you know, ungoverned,right, So I don't know what

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would happen. But in a regularenvironment, is that the normal practice where
if somebody has a cardiac arrest atwork they send you home? They probably
should. Yeah. Probably. It'sa pretty traumatic thing to watch somebody get
resuscitated. Absolutely. I feel though, like, let's just say you work
in a regular sales job or acubicle job, right, and like the
person in the queue behind you hasa heart attack, everybody else would still

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have to work. They would cartthat person off and then hey, back
to work people. I don't it'sjust the bosses that I've always worked for.
Hh. Maybe not maybe those closestto that person if they witness it.
Maybe the boss is like, guesshow close I am to the jam?
Right? You know? What I'msaying, like the moment that happens,

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they're like, only the people closeto me, we went to lunch
at the same time you went downthe elevator. But I mean, if
you're witnessing it happen, you know, like, I'm sure that was very
traumatizing for you. If you needto take the day, Yeah, don't
think so. I don't think so. I don't think so either. I

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think you're right to go back towork. Sorry, business as usual.
You know, the the business doesnot shut down just because some one person
had a heart attack, right,you know, we still got parts to
sell or you know whatever. WhenI saw the guy have a heart attack
at the grocery store, and Iwas like everybody else just like whoa,
what happened? And then you seeand you're like, oh man, that's

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not good. They didn't close,right, No, so it is a
little bizarre to me. Again,I am okay with it. If you
send people home and close, thatmakes sense. I'm okay with Aaron on
people's mental health and safety. Yeah, but then when does the stop and
how long do you stay clothes andcome back to work the next day.

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That's a you can't go with whatargument that's right? Well, you know,
it's like, I'm still traumatized.But when you come in, but
when you have people who make millionsof dollars, who only have to report
to the office six months of theyear, it feels like every day counts.
Yeah, it's not like Patrick.I don't want to say it,

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but it's not like Patrick Mahomes hada heart attack, right, or Andy
Reid, somebody who's the star ofthe team or the face of the team,
or the head coach. Even then, I don't think they would send
anybody home. If they're in themiddle of a game and Andy Reid kills
over right, has a heart attack, I think the game would still go
on. Absolutely not. You don'tthink absolutely dude. That guy that happened

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on Monday Night football, Uh,he had a cardioger. He was dead
on the field, right, theyended the game. Okay, they shouldn't.
If you die, you in thegame, if you if you someone
dies at work, I am ahundred you absolutely send everybody home. I
guess it's just me then, Butcardiac arrest, he's okay. Again,

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I'm okay with them doing that,But I think the common folk, I
think you're right, we'd have tostay at work. Yeah, and that
is your Balls of the Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay in ninety seven to five
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What's something your partner thinks they're goodat? Case of course, light could
be yours. If you share thatwith us? How to share it BMMS?
Then whatever that is to the phonenumber eight two nine four five via
text? What's something your partner thinksthey're good at? All right, it's
time for Taser Time Trivia. Thisis a trivia little game. We play

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three questions written by somebody outside ofthe room. We each will take turns
going, and if you get thequestion wrong, you get shocked. Lindsay
was the last one to go lastweek, so she's going to pick the
first person that will be going forthis week's edition of Taser Time Trivia.

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You Corby, all right, allright, I'll take the old shocker here,
I'll take the thing that shocks youhere. Yeah, there you go,
and also the first one. Yes, hey, man, it's Friday
Renaissance man, right, a manof many colors? Wait eit a minute,

(01:13:33):
hey, it's modern times. Allright, So I am, I'm
all strapped on, and we alsohave the questions. Ready. Lindsay's opened
the envelope. We each picked anenvelope at random, so there's no way
to say this is for you,this is for you. It's completely random.
So Lindsay, we're ready, allright, question number one, how

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many times did Ross get divorced onfriends? Oh? This is a great
question. Sure is friends fan?I am a yeah, yeah, that's
fine. I'm good with that tag. He definitely got married once and got
divorced. She became to lesbian,and then he abandoned that kid we saw
like the first like so many seasons, and then suddenly that kid didn't exist,

(01:14:18):
wasn't even invited to her one ofthe other weddings. H huh right
uh. And then he wanted tomarry the British lady, and that one
I'm not. I know he marriedRachel that I'm one hundred percent he married
Rachel. Did he marry the Britishlead? I think he did and then
got divorced. And I'm pretty surehe got married divorced from Rachel. I'm

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gonna go with three. Three's finalanswer. How many times did Ross get
divorced on friends? Your final answeris three? The correct answer is three.
All right, I wouldn't have gottenthat at all. That is your
second friends and Ross question. Solet me get to straight. You can't

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remember. I know the important things, but you remember a question I got
asked myself. Now I remember,all right, Question two, which US
state is known as the Garden state? New Jersey? Final answer? Which

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US state is known as the GardenState? You say New Jersey. The
correct answer els New Jersey. Yeah, that's easy. Yeah. Question three,
I've never felt so confident in answerin my life. Right. I
hope this one's tough. I hopethis one's easy, and I hope the
other two envelopes are like, right, spell velociraptor, okay, pretty much?

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Spell entrepreneur, Oh god, entrepreneur. You need to pin or something,
lindsay, So you can write downhis answer as he's spelling it out,
and then you can compare the twohe is currently writing it down.
Yeah, I'm trying to write itjust so when there's words I don't know

(01:16:20):
how to spell, what I dois I just start right and just let
my I don't try to think aboutI just let my fingers do the walking.
Okay, thanks, And then Ikeep doing that and if I just
keep going back, like if itkeeps showing up over and over, then
I look at it and go,all right, is that right? Right?
Like you wrote it three times thesame way. Surely that's the right.
Well not surely, but I'm lettingmy mind run. Gotcha, right,

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gotcha? I know there's not ano in it? Okay, that's
fair. Would you like to buyanother vibe? I know that it doesn't
start with an I. Okay,it starts with an E. And where
I get hung up and I canhung up on two spots entra the panurer

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part, Well, the part seemsto be easy enough. Is it uh?
Or right? Right? Well?And then part of me is like,
is it on troll panua? Becauseit is French? Yeah? Is
it a? Is it a?Is it a? Is it an a
up? Okay? Right, that'swhere I get hung up on the truck?

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Is it a pu newer? Right? Yeah? I feel if I
get this right, it's just luck. Okay, Okay, here I go
z And I'm just kidding. En t r A p e n E.

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You are entrepreneur, all right?Spell entrepreneur. You said E n
t r A p e n Eyou are. You're having second thoughts,
aren't you? It's all right,okay, you want to change anything?

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No, it's all right, allright. Entrepreneur is spelled E n t
R E p R e n E. You are. Yeah, I wasn't
even closer yeah. True, Iwasn't even close, and like, I

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know what you're doing. So it'slike I'm not going to watch him.
I'm just not going to watch him. Don't look at him in the eyes.
Uh well, hey, listen,man, just like meat loaf two
out of three a man. Yeah, I'm completely fine with it. Right.
How many times are you going tohave to spell entrepreneur in your life?
I think you spelled entrap and newSettle over there, settle over there,

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just settle over there, just settledown, just just settle down.
Sped. Oh good, it's Lindsay. Can I have the no, I'm
gonna ask questions? Okay, fun, So I get this up to not
very fair? All right, spellingtricky, Lindsay, let them all be
spelling right? Spell cat awesome?Right please? Lord? Al right,

(01:19:44):
Lindsay, strapping on, I'm tryingto unfold paper. All right, all
right, okay, it works.Question one, Question number one, Lindsay,
are you ready? Yes? Questionnumber one? Which branch of the
US Armed Forces used the slogan it'snot just a job, It's an adventure.

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Which branch of the US Armed Forcesused the slogan It's not just a
job. It's an adventure. It'san adventure. Well, I don't think
I don't think the army would.Let's go with the choices. Yeah,
you have your navy. Get realclose to that, mic Navy, that's

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one of them. Yeah, andthat popped into my head first. Hmm.
The Marines at an adventure. TheMarines it's not just a job,
it's an adventure. Marines final answer, Marines, final answer. Okay,

(01:20:50):
the question that was, did yousee how the confidence developed? And that
was impressed. She didn't have tothink very long, which I am more
impressed on that. But who willtake a break and come back with Lindsay's
first question? All right, thequestion is what branch of the US Armed
Forces use the slogan it's not justa job, it's an adventure, Lindsay

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said, the Marines. The answeris the name, none of them.
Yeah, that feels it feels tooweak for it to be a marine.
So the Marines is the few,the proud, the Marines. Yeah,
it doesn't matter how many times youdo this. That bite sucks. It

(01:21:34):
does it does, It sucks bad, and it lingers like all day long.
Man, ten o'clock at night,I'm trying to have a drink and
a damned calf still hurts. Anyway, Lindsey, question number two, are
you ready? M Yeah, Lindsey, who is Barbie's little sister? Skipper?
Skipper's your final answer. This isa great question for her. Yeah,

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because she's a girl. No,she's talked about bar before. Midge
is her best friend? Midge.I'm so glad I didn't get this here.
Yeah, I wouldn't have gotten it. Midge. Midge is who?
Yeah, because you always friend theugly one, right, it makes you
look pretty. Yeah, some hotchick's always got some ugly friends. This
is Midge, Like, oh thatmakes sense. Midge is the duff,

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the designated ugly fat friend. Anyway, you say Skipper Skipper is correct?
All right. Isn't it a greatfeeling when you get a question? Yeah?
Yeah, Lindsey, final question,you're ready? What? Oh god,

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Lindsey, what is the fifth signof the zodiac? I feel like
she should know. I was thinkingthe same thing because she seems like the
kind of gal that would be intoastronomy and telling naked under a right.
Yeah, yeah you would think,But there's too many of them. I
can't take what is this like seveneight, nine, ten. I don't

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know how many zodiac signs are all? Ask again because it's a it's an
interesting question. Ask again, itis what is the fifth sign of the
zodiac? See, that's that's thepart, the fifth sign. There's there's
more than one, right that thefifth sign of the zodiac. I guess
I don't know what that means.Well, it's like your zodiac sign,

(01:23:26):
like you're you were born in January. I think there's like Capricorn or something
like that. Capricorn, I knowthat. Yeah, okay, so like,
by the way, we totally justhelped her, but they don't go
month two months, right because it'soverlapping and stuff. Yeah, so,
lindsay, what is the fifth signof the zodiac? Fifth signs? To

(01:23:46):
get that charged up? Yeah youshould, so I I'm going to take
a guess. I love that you'retelling us that you're gonna have to take
a guess that you don't know forJune. My mom's birthday is June third,
so I would have to say thatit would be late May, early

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June or to mid June. AndI believe my mom is a Gemini.
Okay, is that your final answer? I believe I love the deducing you're
trying to get to. I thinkthat's a brilliant tactic. I think that's
a brilliant tactic. Yeah, itmakes sense the way she's breaking it down

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like that. So you're going withGemini. Yeah, final answer, lindsay,
the fifth sign of the zodiac isyour luck. It's Leo. She

(01:24:53):
flint for flinching. There you go. We have to take a break.
When we come back, it'll beGimpey's turn for Taste of Time trivia.
While we're doing that, what's somethingyour partner thinks they're good at a case
of course, like could be yoursBMMS and what that is to eight two,
nine four five we'll be back.Rush four of The Big Man Morning

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Show is next ninety seventy five MT. Good morning, It's the Big Mad
Morning Show. Nine one eight foursix, oh kmod. Somebody texting Leo
is August. The correct answer shouldhave been Taurus. Listen. We we
investigated and that is correct. Leois July twenty third through August twenty second.

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So Leo is the fifth one becauseit starts at the end of March.
Yeah, which I didn't know.I thought that's interesting. Yeah,
So learn this a little bit everyday. All right, we're giving away
beer freaking night Friday. What's somethingyour partner thinks they're good at case of
course, like could be yours,bmms and whatever. The answer to that
question is to the phone number eighttwo, nine four five. We're doing

(01:26:08):
Taser time trivia and Lindsay and Ihave both gone. I got shocked once,
Lindsey got shocked twice, and Gimpy'sgonna try and go for three times.
Oh you do so, Gimpy?Is I just try to keep the
progression of B as well? Yeah? You know. The fun thing is
is I've got the like right beforewe started, the nervousness hit and then

(01:26:28):
the voice said, you're going toget all three of them? Correct?
We don't know yet, right,three of fifty fifty? All right?
Question one? What occasion corresponds?Ah? What occasion corresponds to the longest
day of the year. What occasioncorresponds to the longest day of the year.

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That's one of the times that Lindsaygoes naked outside and burn his mind.
I believe it is called the summersolstice, summer solstice or the summer
equinox. A bit I'll go withsolstice and probably get shocked. Yeah.

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Final answer, what occasion corresponds tothe longest day of the year. You
say summer Solstice. The answer issummer solstice equinox. I was about the
punch of baby if there was onein here. Oh all right, all
right, so there's one. Right, Let's see what we can do.

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Question two. Okay, I feellike that's an easy question, especially since
we talk about that. Yeah,we never say the longest day, right,
but we talk about summer Solstice alot, all right, which is
an odd topic for a morning showto cover, But nonetheless we're no morning
show. Whatever. Eminem's fruit shoes, not the guy. Eminem's fruit shoes

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would eventually become what popular candy?Eminem's fruit shoes. How far back did
you have to I should get thisone nineteen fifty Eminem's fruit shoes. I
have no idea. I am goingbased strictly on shape and similarities, and

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I am going to go out ona limb and say skittles. I'm not
one hundred percent that's the first thingthat came to my mind. But if
you think about it, skittles looka lot like rip plain eminems not the
peanut ones, not the peanut butterones. Skittles look a lot like regular
Eminems. They're multi colored with theseare fruit flavored as opposed to chocolate with

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a candy coating. So to me, that makes sense because it's not Starburst,
right. Starbursts are squares, althoughit could be Starburst. But again,
based simply because Eminem's right. Weknow Eminem's tiny round chocolate bites,
delicious, simple candy. Absolutely skittles. Final answer, taste the rainbow.

(01:29:08):
Eminem fruit shoes would eventually become whatpopular candy? You say, Skittles?
The answer is starburst bit come on, shock bit, God damn it woman,
do it now? Do it now? Direct now, dirlet God pleas

(01:29:30):
I knew it. I knew it. Finite. Eminem fruit shoes were introduced
in nineteen sixty seven and became Starbursts, while Skittles were introduced in nineteen seventy
four. I was going based simplyon similarities, but I had the I
told you Starburst. It was probablystar Wars. God bless America. Okay,

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number three here we number three.How many countries are there in the
United Kingdom? How many countries arethere in the United Kingdom real quick there,
all right, So in the UnitedKingdom you have Great Britain, Wales,

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Scotland, and then the Irish werekind of pissed about that and they're
like, we want to be ourselves. So I'm believe in Ireland off of
that list. I'm trying to thinkof a map in my head. Okay,
so in the United Kingdom, andI'm not I'm not taking in the

(01:30:41):
effect of any kind of territories likethe British Virgin Islands. Right, you
see what I mean, just strictlythe UK that's up there. Okay,
Great Britain, Scotland, Wales,whatever. I'll get shocked again if I
need to, but I'm gonna gowith three final answer. How many countries

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are there in the United Kingdom?You said, England, Scotland, Wales
three? Right, Yes, theanswer is England, Scotland, Wales,
and Northern Ireland. Oh balls,for I should have said something I did,

(01:31:24):
see I got damn, I getit. Some'm a bitch off of
it, kudos and a lot ofpeople skip Whales. Yeah, I forget.
I thought I didn't know about NorthernIreland. I thought it was the
whole country of Ireland. That theywere like, no, we want to
do our own thing, you know. Uh, but I guess that makes
sense. They're like, okay,we'll give you part of it, but

(01:31:45):
we're going to take the northern halffor whatever silly reason. Huh how about
that? How about that the Islandof Ireland is divided into two separate jurisdictions,
the Republic of Ireland in Northern Ireland. Huh, okay, well the
Republic of Ireland is an independent nationwith the IRA type of thing. Yes,

(01:32:09):
exactly, And I knew that,but I didn't know that, you
know. They said, okay,well you take the northern half because we
don't like them anyway. So it'sa great meme and it shows these two
guys sitting in like a conference room, face masks all black, and it
says we showed up to the thecompany meeting about the IRA and now we

(01:32:30):
are uncomfortable. It's an investment opportunity. Lindsay, right, yeah, all
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it looks like Miranda is on HiMiranda, how are you good? How
are you good? Miranda? What'ssomething your partner thinks they're good at?
Singing? He thinks you good atit? I mean he is in his
own way, but to me,no, does he sound like a cat

(01:34:02):
screeching or maybe an angel falling fromthe sky. Yeah, he's definitely into
like the music that I just can'tunderstand. So I mean, maybe he
does sound good just like them,but I don't prefer that music. So
no, I'm you've you've got myattention. What is the music you don't

(01:34:23):
understand? Like Ginger the scream metalthat kind of thing. Yeah, okay,
And so he emulates that by agoing absolutely does he do it like
during yard work or like you're atyou must you know, during dinner time

(01:34:45):
and literally he has all got hismusic so anytime, that's interesting. I've
never thought of that people that lovethat music, Like if we're sitting around
eating dinner, and maybe fleetwood macgreatest hits are on, right, and
it's not uncommon to hear somebody singingto but if you have Dirty Baby Jesus
Fetus playing, and then there's likeyour dog by yeah absolutely in the shower

(01:35:10):
screaming at himself. Right, okay, Right, he's down the hallways screaming
all the time. Miranda, we'regonna hook you up, GIMPI go ahead
and tell her exactly what she's gettingnow. I had a partner who thought
she was really good at keeping herlegs closed. Come to find out she
was just good at bending over infront of buses have a case of hers

(01:35:30):
light to you, guys, hangon the line girl so you can get
your info and have a fantastic weekend. All right too, Thank you appreciate
it. There's a girl online thatshe loves screamo music, our metal meat,
black metal music, right, andshe does current events as it.
It's so funny and she's just thispetite looking, unassuming girl that would like

(01:35:54):
it. And she's like, don'tdie drop cause drop ah, You're just
like, what's happening? He stopyelling at me? Yeah, Kennity Carter
isn't a WNBA player that maybe youaren't aware of the name. You know
who she is, you just aren'tputting the name together yet. She's a
phenomenal basketball player. She is theone that pushed Kaitlyn Clark down that got

(01:36:16):
a lot of attention. Should shehave done it? Should she have not
have done it? Or whatever?Right, wouldn't answer questions afterwards, and
doesn't feel like Caitlyn Clark deserves allthat attention, so she decided to put
the attention on her anyway. Sheis whatever. It's basketball. She apparently
was out. Looks like they're goingto their hotel on a road trip and

(01:36:39):
a reporter or a photog paparazzi wastrying to get really close to her,
and security intervened. A couple things. One it's weird that they had to
like park far away and the WNBAplayers had to walk super far to get
to their hotel. And two,it's weird the paparazzi have that close of
access to them. Are NBA players. You don't get that close back,

(01:37:02):
right football players When they approach intoplaces, there's a giant buffer zone.
And it feels like the WNBA hasnot made a phone call to any of
the other organizations on how we cancircumvent some of these problems as our popularity
grows. Yeah, and so thesecurity has to intervene and like keep the
guy back. The other part ofthis coin is it's uncle. If it
was just a paparazzi regular, Idon't think the security would reply so react

(01:37:27):
so harshly, And he reacts prettyaggressively, and so that leads me to
believe they don't think it was justa regular paparazzi. Does that mean this
person was trying to hurt him orhurt her? I mean like they felt
like she was right, like shewas maybe in danger from this guy.
And I know some people are goingto go, well, that's crazy,
it's not really go look at MonicaSella. She was just sitting on court

(01:37:49):
side when she got attacked by aknife, right right, from a male
Nancy Carrigan. Well, that's different. That's a revenge thing. We're talking
about fans, right right, itwas It wasn't really revenge, it was
take her out. So she can'tcompete against right, Yeah, but it's
not fans. It's a completely differentsubject matter, right right, that's part

(01:38:11):
of the competition. This is justa random fan going out and attack.
Yeah, so maybe there was aconcern that that's what this was. And
if that is, that's even moreinsane. Yeah, it's more and more.
The WNBA is looking like they cannotkeep up with what's happening. That's
right, just nix it, donewith it, nobody. I don't mix
it. But but they definitely feellike they are not keeping up the people

(01:38:33):
that run the organization or not keepingup with the popularity. As the trajectory
that it's on, the Lakers areclosing in on their next head coach.

(01:38:53):
ESPN reports that Los Angeles is targetingYukon men's basketball coach Dan Hurley as the
two next head coach. The Lakersare preparing to offer the two time national
champion coach a massive, long termdeal to bring him to the NBA.
The report disputes a prior report byThe Athletic that said the Lakers were closing

(01:39:14):
in on hiring former NBA sharpshooter JJReddick. The fifty one year old Hurley
has been the head coach at Yukonsince twenty eighteen and has never coached at
the NBA level. This is crazyto me, and I feel like he
just said very recently, I'll neverleave Yukon, right, he said the
cursed words, I'll never leave yuKon. I love the Huskies right how

(01:39:38):
much? Yeah? Yeah? So, I mean if they're about to sign,
he ain't never leaving. This iscrazy to me. UFC president Dana
White seems optimistic about his upstart slapfighting promotion Power Slap. We've all seen
the videos, We've talked about itbefore. Although the promotion is still in

(01:40:00):
its infancy, White believes its popularityhas already surpassed virtually every other sports league
or franchise. I think he's crazyor high. White made the claim during
a recent appearance on Andrew Schultz's Flagrantpodcast, when he mentioned the growth of
power Slap, saying it has morefollowers than every professional sports and every professional

(01:40:26):
sports team. Schultz challenged White onthe claim, asking even more than Real
Madrid and the and these other soccerteams. White doubled down on his position.
I would say yes. White proclaimedReal Madrid is one of the most
popular sports franchises in the world.It boasts almost fifty one million followers on

(01:40:46):
X The team plays thirty four onInstagram. They're massive exactly. It is
widely considered the most popular sport onthe planet. Real Madrid competes the top
men's professional soccer division in the Spanishleague system. By comparison, Power slaps
verified X account has just over fortythousand followers. That figure pales in comparison

(01:41:13):
to the WNBA's X account, whichhas just under nine hundred thousand followers.
Maybe it's a reverse psychology sort ofthing. That's what I think too,
saying that it is when it reallyisn't to get more people interested, to
try to get them to okay,get their likes or whatever. Right,
Okay, here's my take on this. Yeah, I think you're both right.

(01:41:36):
It's not accurate. He knows itdoesn't matter. He knows what he's
saying doesn't matter. Okay, thepress him saying we have the most is
getting him pressed. They weren't gettingright, so he knows. There's no
punishment, there's no blowback, there'sno recourse for him making the statement.

(01:41:58):
We now live in a society wherethe truth is not important, right right.
The actually of this statement maybe onsome things, but the accuracy of
a statement like this not important.Right Again, He's getting people to talk
about yes, and it doesn't matterif he's blowing smoke out of his ass.
People are still talking about it.That makes sense, it'll falls in
line. It's an easy, verifiablestatement to go look for yourself. But

(01:42:24):
what do you think is gonna happen. He's gonna get fired? No,
of course not. No, he'sgonna go I got people talking about slap
or people who haven't seen what isthis are gonna go check it out and
be like this is hilarious or thisis fundament. It is insane to watch
as someone who loves the fighting world, Fight game, Fight shows all that

(01:42:45):
stuff. This is the most asininething I've ever seen. Ask if you
get into it or no, absolutelynot. It's you're asking for a concussion.
It's not like boxing or fighting whereyou could get a concussion if you're
doing it correctly right. This isno give me a concussion. I'm trying
like that is the whole goal.Slap the piss out of me. Yeah,

(01:43:06):
it is bizarre. And I've seena couple where a couple of women
have actually been slapped so hard they'refalling flat on their ass, Like,
how did that just happen? Well, there's someone to catch them to cushing
their blow. But watching people gettingknocked out in the fighting cage on this
is not awesome. It is.I think it's terrifying, right, but

(01:43:29):
you wonder like how it's a slap, like it doesn't even look like they
were hit that hard, and towatch them like pass out, it's called
your button. Uh huh. IfI can hit you right in the right
spot, sure and make your jawpush up and yeah, you'll go.
It'll put you sleep. Yeah,and that's your balls with the walls or
if you watch sometimes they're not hittinghere, they're hitting back behind your ear

(01:43:51):
drum. Because they're trying to throwyour equilibrium off so hard that you'll fall
down, you'll pass out. Yeah, that's just unfair. That's well,
that's how it works. Slap melike a woman. That's why they wear
cotton in their ears. Right,that's thought they had ear infections. I'm
ninety seven. Good morning, It'sthe Big Man Morning shown six O K

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(01:45:23):
let's go ahead and do willy nillywilling nilly, your chance to talk
about the show, bring up somethingnew, go back to something, anything
that you want to talk about.This is the time to do it.
I'll go ahead and sorry it yesterday. You may have seen it, or
maybe you didn't. We posted it. Someone climbed another tower. Saw that
reminiscent if you might remember when ithappened when we were in an old building.

(01:45:45):
It was called the Clear Channel Buildingfor on twenty seventh memorial and someone
climbed that. That was in twentyeleven. Oh no, pert before that,
I want it. I thought itwas like, oh, eight or
nine or something like that. I'mprobably wrong, though, it could be.
It could be. I'll accept thatanswer that I'm probably wrong. No,

(01:46:08):
No, that it was to that. I don't remember the exact time.
Yeah, but that guy was upthere six days. At least.
They got this guy down a lotquicker. Yeah. Yeah, that's quite
the feat to climb a tower.Man. Just the electricity alone is concerning.
Yeah, I'm good on all that. On all that hot yesterday,

(01:46:30):
it wasn't as hot as it wasthat when it happened. That's the Clear
Channel Building. Real, Uh,whose job is it? This is somebody
on willing Nelly. Whose job isit to put the divider on the belt
when buying groceries? Customer in front, are customer and back? Hmm,
that is a good question. I'venever really thought about it. I've always

(01:46:56):
just done it, whether I'm inthe front or the bat you always do
it if it hasn't If it hasn'tbeen done and I'm ready to put stuff
on the belt, I guess theperson in the back gimb So that is

(01:47:20):
an interesting question. I feel thatit is your responsibility, so I guess
it'd be the person in the backas a courteous person. The person in
front should do it, but they'vegot too many other things they have to
worry about getting all their groceries upthere on the belt, going up there,
talking to cashier, paying or whatnotslike that, and so it's like

(01:47:43):
once there, once their groceries getup to a certain point on the belt,
I think it's the person in theback. That's usually what I do.
The person on the back puts thedivider on, and then you start
putting your stuff up there, oras soon as you have some kind of
space. Now, I was atthe wind Coode the other day getting groceries
and the wild last dude. Oh, I'm telling you man, it is
a but it's a great mess.No less. I was about to put

(01:48:05):
the divider up there, but thelady that was in front of me had
already done it, and I waslike, okay, well that's that's cool.
Saved me some time in trouble.So I guess the long answer here
is going to be the person inthe back. I think person in the
back. I don't know if there'sa real rule or anything like that.
It's the person in the back.And this is why, because if I

(01:48:26):
show up and I put my grocerieson and there's no one behind me.
When I've put all my groceries onthe belt, or do I still put
one on? No? No,because there's nobody behind me. Okay,
So with that theory, and thenis that groceries are being checked? Do
I then when someone shows up?Then do I put it out? No?
So it's the person who arrives tothe belt. It's person in the
back. It's their job listen forBut I know plenty of people that put

(01:48:49):
it up there for right. Ifyou could have any other job, what
would it be and why? Schoolteacher I love or homemaker who just substitutes
whenever possible, because I love beingin the school system where my kids are

(01:49:13):
at I enjoy it. I lovewalking into school when the kids know me
too and they give me hugs andit's fun. Why are you a school
teacher? Then? When I toldmy dad when I was younger, I
wanted to be a school teacher,It's like, Oh, don't be a
teacher. They don't make any money. That's true. May yeah, so
why aren't you a school teacher?Because of that reason, talked me out

(01:49:35):
of it. M Yeah, butyou like it. I do. I
do very much. So but youknow I do this and I love this,
and it's I didn't that's what Iwould do. And having summer talk
with must be awesome. Gim mezoo keeper. I love ann right,

(01:50:00):
dolphins, except for dolphins. I'llget that dolphin back someday. Don't worry,
come swimming up at me. I'llbuy. I guess I bit right
on back anyway. But yeah,I love animals, and I love exotic
animals, and I think it'd befun to work with those larger exotic animals
chimpanzees, gorillas, lions, andtigers. And bears. Oh my,
all that stuff. I wouldn't wantto have to scoop their crap, but

(01:50:24):
I know that's a part of thejob. Every job, every job,
you have to scoop crap somewhere.That's right. Uh, I'm gonna go
with travel blogger. That's a goodone. Right, I'm gonna do is
travel make take weird photos of resorts, right, take the family go to

(01:50:44):
that. That sounds awesome. Iwould have figured you would have figured you
to have been like a like afood critic or something. That'd be an
alright one too. That doesn't suckeither, But traveling places and going places
and taking amazing photos awesome. Mywife and I talk about if we would
have met younger, we would havetotally done like the little van life thing,
okay, and travel around and likehave an instagram of us. Would

(01:51:06):
who would Gabby Patina Tito like thatwhat they were doing? Yeah, okay,
minus the death right and the abuse. Oh oh, when was the
last time you felt scarred? Likephysically, emotionally physically. Last weekend when

(01:51:30):
I hit the there was a littlepipe sticking up at Lake Fort Gibson in
the middle of the lake, andI swam over it and it scraped my
leg. It's gonna leave a mark. What were you doing someone in the
middle of the lake, right,Yeah, I think every single one of
us actually hit it and got crushedby it. Absolutely. I still have

(01:51:51):
the giant scab on my knee becauseof that god dang pipe. M what
about you can be the same thing, man. That was the last time
I got scarred. Now, ifwe're going with emotional scars last week when
I was this morning, right,rip that skin right on off. But

(01:52:13):
yeah, yeah, it was thatdang old pipe at Fort Gibson Lake out
there, Rocky Point, Hey,Rocky Point, clean your stuff. That's
all I got to say. Theother reason why I don't like swimming las
nuh falling through the ceiling. It'sstill not one hundred percent, but it's
almost healed. Where I fell throughthe ceiling, okay, and took a
while for it to heal. Thatwas like months ago, in November,

(01:52:34):
November seventeenth, And I only knowit, right, that also is the
mental one. I only know itbecause the when I went to the doctor
and they checked my knee and myhip and all that, they said that
it could take six to nine monthsfor all the fluid to go away in
my knee. Wow, and soit'll be six months. It was six
months last month. So oh,Jerry, that was living infamy for him.

(01:53:00):
Okay, do you have a leastfavorite word? What is it?
Hmmm? Nice? It's a bigvanilla nice. Yeah, it's just a
big vanilla for me. Okay,gimpy hmm. Responsibility. I try to

(01:53:24):
avoid it as much as possible.A good one and accurate. It's not
just a word for him, it'sa lifestyle. Goddamn right, I'll go
with I'm trying to remember the word. Lindsay and I were just talking about

(01:53:45):
the other day. Bet was it? Bet? Is that what you're talking
about? Was it cap? Cap? I think it was? No cat,
no care? Ye, sorry,while yell at the sun all day.
But like it's I'm good with anynew word, right, but something
like yeah, I'm good with rightthat makes sense? Damn Riz, I'm
good with right, beton cap Ihave some issues with cap makes no sense

(01:54:11):
at always that makes no sense.It still fits though, as but cap
cap is something you wear on yourhead, right. A cap is something
you put on your soda, awater bottle. It's worse hearing adults use
what new urge they should stop usingnew words, probably nineteen's man. If

(01:54:44):
it doesn't, I don't know howto articulate this. But if it doesn't
flow out of your mouth naturally,then I don't think you should be using
it in the age is not important. If I say let's go to the
club friends, it doesn't sound good, right right? If I say,
if I say, bet, let'sdo that, no cap or whatever is

(01:55:06):
it sounds like no flow and itsounds stupid. Agreed, by the way,
I can't wait for my kids tobe almost teenagers and they start having
new words and I get to usethem with them. Oh yeah, and
use it to embarrass them. Kevindoes it all the time and it drives
girls. It's worse though, nutsgirls, It'll be worse. Let's hope

(01:55:31):
it will. Oh, I know. No. Once a pizza topic that
most people hate but you secretly lovethis one pineapple and Canadian bacon or ham.
I think a lot of people likethat. Yeah, oh, I
think a lot of people pick one. What's one topic? Pineapple on anything?

(01:55:53):
I'm like but is geez sure?Yeah, you're not being on straight
now. No, I think pineapplethe pineapple pizza on ham and ham.
Like my kids if I say let'sdo that and they're like, no,
it does not belong. Fruit doesn'tbelong on other fruit. Himbi, black

(01:56:15):
olives, black olives, I'll putblack oli order a pizza and order like
black olives and onions on a pepperonior a sausage or a cheese pizza.
I think black olives add a certaingenes sequah to a pizza. I'm a
fan green olives with a pimento init. Yeah, that's a little weird.
So good. Pepperoni and green olivepizza is so good. It seems

(01:56:39):
a little too tark for my taste. But yeah, that's that's what it's
gotta be. I like a greenolive on top of a spamwich. Is
that a pizza? Oh? Okay, that's good. I love a good
left turn leight Uh okay, Corbin, would you count our two minute conversation

(01:57:04):
as completing one of your New Year'sresolution? It's Klepto. Oh Cleptose the
person. Okay, please elaborate onthis. I think you're the only one
in the loop. Clepto is aperson I know. That's his name,
and I don't remember where, butI have a lot of conversations with people
when we're out live, and wehad a conversation, and the New Year's

(01:57:25):
resolution is making a new friendship,making new friends, Okay, and I
would say no, I would agreewe have not talked minus your text just
now? Right? Since did youguys go have lunch? Maybe a cup
of coffee? Yeah, but abeer or donut would be fine. Yeah.
It's about fostering a friendship, notabout no just hitting quality quantity.

(01:57:49):
I mean right, Uh, ifyou were a sitcom character, what would
your what would be your catchphrase?Oh? Boy? So really the question
is what's your catchphrase? If you'reon TV, what's your catchphrase? I

(01:58:15):
think you nailed it. Yeah,okay, Kimpy, I'm trying to figure
out how to say this because Iknow I'm gonna get dumped I by saying
that. I say that a lot. You do. Yeah, No,
that's a good It's weird that youcan't say that, but we can say
any other derivative of a woman's bosom, right, right, So what I

(01:58:38):
guess to clean it up so everybodycould here it is boom tatis. But
he's the other word. Yeah,A different vowel. Yeah, yeah,
total yeah, cap. Oh god, that's cap my cap. I'm just
gonna use it wrong the whole time. Do you guys watch a TV show

(01:59:01):
called Hacks Never Now. It ison HBO and it is a really good
show. It's about this woman who'sa comedian in Vegas as a residency and
then her manager, unbeknownst to her, hires her a writer to try and
help her. She doesn't think sheneeds a writer. They have tension,
but they become friends. They havetension, they become friends. That's kind

(01:59:23):
of the basis in the cyclone ofthe of the writing. And in this
new season, the woman is hada roast and her they asked her daughter
to roaster who she thinks she's acomedian, and the woman who's a writer
was like, oh, it's notgood. And so the girl who's the

(01:59:43):
female from It's Always Sonny goes,I'm going to after every joke, I'm
gonna use a catchphrase. And herjokes aren't good, but her catchphrase is
a catchphrase that is maybe one ofthe worst words you can ever call a
woman, Okay, And so shesays, what a nice buntcake? Right,

(02:00:05):
what a bunt, right, andso she tells the joke and goes
like they're showing the roast, andthe daughter does a joke doesn't land,
and she goes what a bunch andeverybody's like hah, they laugh. It
becomes her thing. She becomes asthe what a bunt girl? So funny.

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What's a non clothing item that youthink you could definitely pull off as
an outfit? What is a nonclothing item that you think you could pull
off as an outfit? Lindsey Abeach towel? Okay, now I guess
that makes sense. Okay, gimpy. Uh. Traffic cone is the first

(02:00:54):
thing that popped into my mind,you know, like those barrels that they
have those The ground was right,So I guess the traffic barrel construction barrel
because I needed to get over thisbarrel that I have as a gut.
So yeah, construction barrel. Thisis not a great answer, but it
is what popped in my mind.And yes, I'm a child your mom,

(02:01:24):
Mary bang kill or pay for anadded fourth option electricity, natural gas,
smartphone, water, So marry bangkill. Let's just go Marry bank
kill because I don't want to adda new equation, electricity, natural gas,
smartphone, or water. You canonly have three. You can only
deal with three of them. Okay, one of them just goes away,

(02:01:48):
all right, So I'll marry myway. H such a bizarre question.
Yeah, it's just I think wegot to clean it up with the words.
So Mary, bang, kill electricity, natural gas, smartphone, or
water, whichever one. You're droppingoff one completely, So just eliminate one

(02:02:09):
and then do our normal thing.I mean, I can't live without water,
so I'll marry water. I'll killelectricity and bang natural gas. Can't
kim be all right? You dohave to live. You have to have

(02:02:30):
water, right, You have tohave water to survive. So I think
Lindsay's on the right point of marryingnow when that's the one you're gonna be
with for the rest of your life, and at least you know you can
survive. You may be hungry afbut water can be filling, and if
you drink enough water, you canget drunk off of it. But also
if you're drink enough water, youcan die from it too, So that's
a little catch twenty two. Therewe're still marrying water. I'm killing off

(02:02:55):
the smartphone one hundred percent. Thatis a toxic relationship that everybody is in,
and I don't think that they shouldsurvive at all whatsoever. So far
as who I'm gonna bang, ehelectricity, that's gonna hurt, that's gonna
hurt my genitalia, I don't know. Man, you're on a weird and

(02:03:15):
you know, a weird ascent.Yes, I haven't reached that point yet,
although there are some other points thatI said i'd never reached, and
I reached them, so operative word, Yeah, yeah, exactly. I'm
still on the fence, the electricalfence about that one, which means that's
not a no, that's not notnot primarily so I guess. I mean
it would be a first time I'mbanged something stinky, So why not naturally?

(02:03:39):
Gosh, all right, I amgetting rid of natural gas. That's
the one I'm dropping off the listcompletely. Why I don't need it?
What do I need it for?Okay, So that natural gas is actually
quite diverse because you can use itto listen, listen, you are natural

(02:04:00):
gas talk coming up? Go ahead. You could use it to cook with,
right, You can use it toheat up at it and not be
cold. Yes, cheaper than yourelectric mouth. That is a true state.
That's not the equation though. Soyou use it to cook with,
you can use it to heat thingsup with, all right, So I
think that right there in itself makesit worth keeping around. It's the silent

(02:04:21):
killer, yes, but if you'redoing it right, you won't handle lambar.
Accidents happen, the electricity goes out, you can't cook, you can't
you know, heat anything, gasleak, explosion, God damn it anyway,
So removing so then I'm you're rightabout water. Water has to be

(02:04:42):
on the pro side. So Iam. I'm gonna bang water. And
this is why it's a long termrelationship. Sometimes I need it, sometimes
I don't. Right, Sometimes I'mfine without using it, but ultimately I
gotta come back to you. Sowater banging that I am marrying electricity because
I need it. I need itthere. It's fine to just be in

(02:05:04):
the background. When I'm done withher, I'll come to you, right.
And then I guess I'm killing thesmartphone because it is the most toxic
one. So have you ever hadan interview on the show that you were
starstruck? Are super giddy about LindsayNah? When I am interned in During

(02:05:29):
in college, I interned at atelevision station and I interviewed Brooke Shields and
I was a little giddy about thatbecause growing up I was told that I
looked like her, and I thought, oh, I'm meeting my double gamer
and that was pretty exciting. Now, how do you feel about that statement?

(02:05:53):
I mean, she's aged very well, so I just got that going
for right, But how do youfeel about that stage about me looking like
her? Yeah, I'm fine withit, Okay, Gimbi, Yes,
absolutely, And I think that it'san obvious answer. Anytime we interview Got

(02:06:13):
go anywhere, Oh yeah, heartoo. But yeah, anytime we've got
got Smack in the studio, whetherit's at Rock Klahoma last year, I
almost pissed all over myself because theywere in there and I was so giddy
to talk to him. When Solelycame in here and we interrupted the lunch
break, same playing, you know, it's like, so, yeah,
anytime those guys come in and I'mjust all beside myself. This is a

(02:06:34):
hard one for me. I knowthere are some I can tell you what
I was excited for and was highlydisappointed in. Okay, Chris Isaac sucked
Okay, remember when we talked tohim, Uh huh, mister wicked game.
Yeah, because that was the exactreaction you gave me when I brought
up I'm like, he's a cooldude. He was not. You should
have listened to me the first time. Why would I start now? Uh?

(02:06:58):
But there have been plenty that I'vebeen excited about. Sigourney. There's
been some I've been really excited aboutand other people weren't. Then we do
the interview and it turned out tobe pretty good. But yeah, Sigourney
Weaver was pretty good. There's along list. It's hard to keep them
all straight. We've done so many. But yeah, I love talking to
people and interviewing. I love itbecause you there's always a story. Even

(02:07:21):
GIMPI does diligence with our listeners areawesome, and he always will be doing
this show and talking to him andI'll pull something out of these people and
he'll go wow, Right, he'llget frustrated because he's like, they didn't
tell me that. Should have knownthat. And I just love talking to
people because everybody's got a story.We've all been in our own little civil
wars, and so to get peopleto share about that and be authentic as

(02:07:44):
I love I love it so Ilove all interviews. I get excited for
all interviews. All right, wegot to take a break. We're giving
away a beer. What's something yourpartner thinks they're good at? Case of
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and then what you want to sayto eight two nine four five. We're
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What's something your partner thinks they're goodat? Case of cors light is up
for grabs. Dale is on,Hey Dale, How are you? Oh?
I'm good? How y'all doing good? Dale? What's something your partner

(02:08:54):
thinks they're good at? Well,she really thinks she's good at making Macon
fried steak. Oh yeah, Wellsee here's the thing. She's a Southern
woman Corporus Christi, Texas, raisedby her grandparents, so you would think
the woman would know how to cook. I love her to death, and
I'm glad she's a country music listener, so she don't listen to the station

(02:09:16):
too often because I'll probably get introuble for this. But no, I
keep telling her it's wonderful. Butit's always burnt and chewy, and the
gravyes always like got too much flourin it, you know, and the
corn on the side is always cold. It's just But I love her to
death and tell her it's wonderful.What does she make that's good? What

(02:09:37):
if she makes that's good? Shemakes brinner that's really good. I mean,
how can you screw that up?Echs bacon, hash grounds, that's
easy brinner, right, breakfast rinter, yeah, right, right right,
you know, but that's chicken friedsteak. And she thinks she's so good
at it, so she does ita lot, Oh my god. Yeah,

(02:10:00):
And they'll work itself out, allright. And I've got two sons
that I've explained to him early onin their lives that you tell mama it's
good no matter what. Right onall right, we're gonna hook you up.
Gimpee, tell him exactly what he'sgonna get. Lindsey had a partner
who felt he was good at hockeyat least sales insurance. Enjoy this Caseker's
light Back to you, guys.Hang on, lie man, so GIMPI

(02:10:24):
can get your personal info and havea fantastic weekend, sir. All right,
Happy Friday, everybody, you too. Man. I appreciate that the
driving was overwhelmingly It's the thing wegot texted in people that their partner thinks
they're good at driving. Everybody thinksthey're good at driving. They're all bad,
right, every single one of us. Everybody thinks that everybody else sucks

(02:10:45):
at driving. Yeah, every statehas the worst drivers. Oh, Texas
has the worst drivers. Oh no, California's got the worst drivers. We
all suck at it. Even aswe're talking about it right now, some
of you are shaking your head saying, no, I'm not bad at it.
Mm hmm. I guarantee that's happening. I'm a clean driving record.
I've never been in an accident,never had a speeding ticket. That's a

(02:11:07):
fun I see what you're doing.Oh, good for you. What makes
you a bad driver? Right?Does a does a clean record make you
a bad driver or a good driver? I don't know. I'm asking you
a question. I sure, noit does. Yeah, I don't think
anything does. Really. I don'tthink being a good like no cop driver

(02:11:30):
makes you a good driver. Yeah, yeah, because to each their own,
Like, you could follow the speedlimit and still a passenger would be
like, oh my gosh, can'tstand your driving because you're following the speed
limit. Some people like you togo a little faster. You can speed
and break all the laws and neverget in a car accident, right right.

(02:11:52):
I think when it comes to thepassenger stuff, that's just that's a
control thing. I'm not in control, so therefore I am uncomfortable. And
if I was driving, of courseI would be a lot of okay.
But if I put let's say Corbanand I are driving down the road right,
Corbyn's driving, I'm in the passengerseat, I'm freaking out because you
know, hey, somebody's about tostop. Hey there's a stop sign out

(02:12:13):
there. It's because I don't haveany control, and if we switch seats
it'd be the exact same thing.I don't know if that's true. I
think it is a trust or faiththing, okay, right, Like I
wouldn't. I don't think i'd dothat with you. I've been in the
if actually I've never been in acar with you. But if you were
driving and you have demonstrated your abilityto stop the car, I don't think

(02:12:35):
I would have faith that you cando that. Right, So I would
let the pattern of history dictate myemotions. So I can drive as fast
as I want or whatever, butit's as long as I can stop it
and not getting any accidents. We'regood. No, that's a fair point.
I would that would make me diminish. My trust factor would diminish based
off the recklessness. Gotcha, Gimby? Would you say that you're a better

(02:12:58):
driver behind the wee or behind theon your bike? I say it's about
a fifty to fifty To be honestwith you, you're equally as I'm equally
Yeah. Yeah, I don't thinkI'm better at one than the other.
Ultimately, in the end, I'mjust trying to get where I go without
getting in any accidents or killing myselfor anybody else, You know what I
mean? I U, I guessprobably, I don't know, probably the

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car because I I on the bike. It's it's catch up or keep up,
keep up or catch up sort ofthing, you know, when people
are following me. But I don'tgo reckless. I'm not weaving in and
out of track. Well, speedingis reckless, it can be. Yeah,
No, speeding is reckless, rightright. It depends on how fast
are you going? Are you doingten over the limit? Are you doing
twenty five over the limit? Yousee what I'm saying. No, I

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don't see what you're saying. Thespeed limit. If you are going over
the speed limit, if you aregoing faster than the professionally engineered recommendation speed,
no that is deemed safe. Right, you're being reckless. So if
it's sixty five and I'm doing sixtysix, you would still count that reckless.
I mean, to your definition youpoint, it's not it's not black

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or white. I get your point. But we're not talking about one mister,
exactly exactly. That's how we're talkingabout. But like like I said,
when I'm on the bike, Imay, I may go a little
bit faster than usual, but I'mnot weaving in and out of traffic.
I'm not you know, passing peopleon the shoulder. I'm not splitting lanes
or anything like that. And sameway with the car. I'm not passing

(02:14:31):
people on the shoulder. I'm notweaving in and out of traffic, you
know. So I'm still gonna stickwith I'm I'm equally the same. I'm
so against speeding because data driven itis the number one cause of accidents by
a mile is speed. I'm sorry, death, right, it is the
number one cause of death in automobilesor motorcycles overwhelmingly, Right, that's the

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cause. And not buy that.You know, if it's ten over the
limit, I think you got awindow there, man, one to ten
over the limit and you're you're safe. What is your biggest downfall? What's
the thing you're not good at whenit comes to driving? What is the
reason you are not a good driver. If we had to survey people in

(02:15:18):
a car with you, I feellike we could guess, just buy a
GIMPI statement of keep up or keepup or catch up that it's speeding would
be I would probably his biggest culprit. I would agree with that, Yeah,
yeah, Mine would probably be GPSand directions. What does that mean?

(02:15:39):
Not knowing? Having to use myGPS. Well that is, I
don't think that's what we're talking about. No, things like speeding, swerving,
weaving in and out of traffic,going too slow, going too slow,
Yeah, and believe that is thatcan cause a huge boy, make
somebody a bad driver. They havea minimum speed limit on the highway for

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a reason, crossing over three lanes, not using your turn signal. I
think that's the kind of thing we'retalking about. But I guess then speeding,
I would say speeding his mind too. Yeah, everybody does it,
it's just are you excessive about it? Yeah? You know. There was
a story in the news a coupleof months ago about a cat that got
caught on his motorcycles like doing onehundred and thirty five and a forty or

(02:16:24):
not the actual cat, but dude, okay, some person on a motorcycle
is doing like one hundred and thirtyand like a forty five, and like,
that's just ridiculous. If you happento, you know, come across
somebody that's duel with the speed limit, you t b on them. The
guy's dead done. So yeah,yeah bad. But he's like, I'm
not a bad driver, right,Oh, we're all perfect, got to

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take a break. We'll be back. The Big Man Morning Show returns next.
Elsa's Morning Shown KMOD Good morning,It's the Big Mad Morning Show.

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Nine four six O K M OD. To start with Lindsay, lindsay,
what'd you learn today? I learnedthere's a flight attendant somewhere with a
literal ass of gold. And also, Gimbi had a partner who was bad
at monogamy. Turns out she wasjust really good at sharing sharing his caring

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God, one man's bad thing isanother man's good thing, right, Jimmy,
what did you learn today? Ilearned a lot and it's hard to
pick one, so I'm gonna gowith I learned that your worm can get
a worm. And I also learnedthat having a baby can literally cost you
an arm and a leg. Ilearned, of course, Jinko go jeans

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are still in fashion. What areDallas cowboy fans supposed to wear? And
I also learned join me tomorrow andbe out on our tire down on Peoria
starting at eleven o'clock. Makes youcome by and say hi, and uh,
guys have a great, pretty greatWeekend's Corbyn saying, make sure that
dishwasher is loaded right, It's Lindsaystop tracking my cycle. This is gimpy.
Thank you and I'm sorry some daddy. Can I get a cold?

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