January 29, 2025 • 45 mins
The Billy & Lisa crew cover a whole bunch of topics during today’s show including Chris Costa going to the Superbowl, making Kiss108 your number 1 preset, and the walk of shame! Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now best morning show in Boston.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
It's just a great start to my day on kids runaways.
Speaker 4 (00:09):
Well, welcome in everybody, and a happy Wednesday to you.
This is the Billy and Lisa Morning Show. Billy here,
Lisa here. Justin's right over there. Oh and there's a
winning right to my right, and threw the glass. Over
there in the command center is producer Riley. So everybody
is in attendance and ready to go. And why not
since today starts the Chinese New Year.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yes, it is the lunar New Year. What are we
doing to celebrate? It's the year of the Snake. My
kids don't have school in celebration. They have the day
off they do? Yes?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Is that a new thing?
Speaker 5 (00:42):
I don't know, but I just know that they don't
have school today in honor of Lunar New Year.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
How about up there in North Country, justin your kids
have to go to school on the Lunar New Year.
Speaker 6 (00:53):
Yep, there is a two hour delay because of the snow.
We've got a few inches up there. Sure, it's funny
when I leave my house snow, you know, there's a
few inches on the ground. And then the closer I
come to Boston, it turns to nothing.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
It's a tricky forecast today, like we're going to see
more snow, rain showers this afternoon. But the big thing
fifty mile per hour.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Winds this afternoon. That's crazy, Like, that's crazy.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
Can you see the house that blew over and Quincy?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Someone died?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Wait where?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Oh yeah, they have to carry a guy out.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Two things happened to Quincy because of the wind. A
roof came off of house and another building had an
issue as well. Several people were injured. It was windy.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I was getting all kinds of email and notices from
the Marino over in Truchtown.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
You know you better check the boat. The winds are coming.
Check it today too.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Well.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I didn't get to check it yesterday.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
So for all I know, my boat could be up
on the ground, or could be somewhere in the middle
of Boston Harbor floating around upside down.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
We can only hope.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I know, I know you'll all get a really really
big kick out of it if, in fact my boat
is upside down in the water somewhere.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
That's and I can appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I would probably have the same feeling if it were
you guys.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
But I do have to shout out.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
You know, Uber drivers everywhere listen to this show. That's
what I'm getting because I got into it. Remember recently,
I got into an Uber. I got my way to vacation.
Now the guy was blasting kiss one ow eight the
morning show. Well it happened yesterday. I got in an
Uber in Chinatown and walked into the car and the
(02:27):
guy turns around and said, oh my god, Billy, it's you.
Oh I listened, look it, I'm on the preset number one,
Kiss one away.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I listened every morning.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I think Lisa is so classy and beautiful.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
And uh oh, so shout.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Out to Abdullah Abdulla, my driver yesterday. He was wonderful,
beautiful driver. We got there in a hurry.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Yeah you go, that's what he.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Wanted to say to Lisa directly.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
But you know, so he had he had kisses number
one on his preset.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Number one on the Predia. That's what you want to do, right.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Justin yeah, on your car and on the iHeartRadio app.
That's one of the new features that they have right
at the top when you open the app. It's a
new whole kind of design, and they have presets on
the top, so we would appreciate it if you would
set Kiss went Await as your number one preset. Make
us feel good, you know what, send take a picture
and send it to us.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah. And by the way, Abdullah, if you're listening, watch
you send a talk back to justin this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
How do they do that again?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
It's the same thing on the iHeart app. You just
pull up Kiss Went Away. You listen just like on
your radio, but through your phone, and there's a microphone
that you hit.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Well down you don't have it yet.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Yeah, and by the way, we have to wish ABDULLAHI okay,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
He's from Jordan.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Yeah, oh cool, Yeah, okay, all right, never mind, No,
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
You were going to wish them something.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Needs to get his name right, that's nice.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
No, I was mistaken you. He picked up in Chinatown. Yes,
I thought he was Chinese. I was gonna wish him
a happy Chinese New Then you said, Jordan, Oh.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Well, we could wish him a happy Chinese New Year anyway.
What are the odds I was in Chinatown the day before.
Speaker 8 (04:01):
The Chinese Well, something tells me maybe your producers did
it that way because it's Chinese New York so many.
That's why you have a show that's gonna be airing about,
you know, Chinatown.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Damn it.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
I think you're right, that's probably that's what I would do.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Yeah, Happy Chinese New Year.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Everyone.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You knew I was a snake when you let me in.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Well, that's the way it works. So I have another
big Billy and Lisa Morning Show announcement to make this morning.
We will have an official correspondent live at the super
Bowl in New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Let me guess? Can I guess who it is?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Your son? Yes, Chris Costa.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yes, he called me last night. Now you know Mike
Mike Michael Rubins.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yes, he used to own the six Ers Fanatics.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
And now he owns Fanatics, the big sports memorabilian merchandise
company in the country, if not the world. Well, my
son somehow has become very friendly with him. So Chris
called me yesterday and said, hey, Dad, so I'm going
to the super Bowl. Fanatics is asking me to go
to the super Bowl and work the red carpet for
the celebrities as the celebrities all arrive at the super Bowl.
(05:16):
And he's going to have a setup there of his own.
And I said, well then, and he's also hosting a
big fanatics thing wow during super Bowl week.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
So good at that. I can't wait to watch.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Yeah, and he's hosting some Tom Brady event too, Wow
at the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
What a coincidence.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
How weird is this? I'm not going to the super Bowl,
I know, but he's your son. Yeah, So I said,
here's the deal.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
You have to come in the show Friday and we'll
talk about your assignment for the Billy and Lisa Morning Show,
and then you can report live to the.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Show next week. I have a question, now, go ahead.
Is this going to be good or insulting?
Speaker 9 (05:55):
Here?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Well, I love your son. No, no, I love your son.
Speaker 8 (05:57):
I just don't know if he's going to prioritize us
the way we need him to.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh no.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
The main reason he was calling me last night was
just to ask how he can, Oh.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Okay, collaborate InLu Yes, great, that's awesome.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
All right, Yeah, I take you back knowing this show.
What's gonna happen is next week we're gonna call him
and when you get.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
This, yeah, it no longer.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
And yeah, lad, I tried. I tried. There's no service
down there.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I gave him one more condition for being our official
correspondent for the billion Lisa Morning Show. He has to
wear a billion Lisa Morning Show hoodie. Oh right, the
whole time.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
We have one for him.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
So yeah, okay, so we'll make that happen. He'll make
this happen, and it's all good. We have a super
Bowl correspondent. That's really cool. I'm really proud of Chris.
You must be super proud of him. Proud dad moment. Yeah,
hanging out Michael Rubins fanatics, red carpet super Bowl, no more.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
It doesn't get any bigger than that.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
He found such a niche with this card stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
By the way, it's Michael Ruben. That's what I said.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Rubens.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Well, either way you look at it, I think our
value was a show just increased.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It really did your value as a dad, look at you.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Definitely increased. What's in it for me?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
That's a question of the morning. I know this is
all that. What's in it for the listeners? They'll have
live reports from the super Bowl in New Womans.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I don't know what's in it for me.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
You know, I'm just saying, but you know, could have
invited you down. That would have been cool.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah. I could easily sit with him and you could
plus one.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Oh never been as plus one.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Remind him how many things.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
You took him to, like MTV Awards in my times
at them.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, yeah, you should be his plus one.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah, yeah, let's reverse it. Okay, it's time for me
to be somebody's plus one.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Yeah, what's in it for me?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Nothing?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
For me?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Nothing.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
He's joining our show.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, your show.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
It's going to be great to start.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Yeah, it's going to be great. Speaking of the Super Bowl, though,
don't forget the Pro Bowl? Is this coming Sunday? And
who knew? Talk about a long shot Patriots quarterback Drake
May is now going to the Pro Bowl.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, because everyone else dropped out, there was no one left.
But you know what, yics next man up.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
It still gets on his resume. Drake May, Patriots quarterback,
pro bowler. He's now a Pro Bowler. And we'll talk
about that and so much more. In entertainment, it's coming
up next.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Hanging from the Planet Fitness Kiss one O eight Studios.
Speaker 10 (08:35):
We're back with Villy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Hey guys, welcome back and happy Wednesday. So kind of
messy as you head out this morning, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
It's messy this morning, and then it's going to be
really windy this afternoon, like fifty ones.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
And then it's going to snow and rain again. Oh boys,
rain snow mix rader today but in the forties.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
Or something that weird.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
It's really weird.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Wow. And every morning on the Billions of Morning, at
seven forty in the morning, we do what we call
topic Time, and I want to give you a heads
up on the topic time that's coming up this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
It's the worst hookups of your life.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Lease, craziest, funniest hookup stories.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
We've all had them.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
We want to hear yours, which more often than not
can lead to a walk of shame.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Absolutely Well, I have a piece of audio that's pretty
interesting to start off with, so we'll begin that discussion
at seven fifteen.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
But in the meantime, I had moved to North Carolina
for almost ten years and I never changed Kiss went
away from being my preset.
Speaker 11 (09:36):
Just couldn't bring myself to do it.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
But I'm back now, Welcome back, and thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Yeah, thanks, yeah, yeah, we really appreciate the preset. You know.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Number one of the presets.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Yeah, yeah, so we had mentioned earlier. You know, on
your car radio you have your presets obviously, and we
would appreciate being number one. But the cool thing is
that the iHeart app, which you can listen to this
show anywhere in the world, has a brand new feature,
many features, but one of which is the preset feet chair,
So on your home screen they have all your presets
just like a car radio. They also have a scan feature.
(10:05):
It's basically like a radio on your phone. And you
can set Kiss one to wait as your number one.
And the billion Lea's a podcast and the aftershow podcast
you mean in that order?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
One, two, three, I.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Mean that would be great, and the podcast podcast you
get it all?
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Bill, you want to plug your podcast?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I don't have one.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Maybe one day, yeah, number one baby.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Just want to wait number one on my preset. But
I digret Now.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
The entertainment updates with the Billy Cop set.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Okay, Roastmaster Nikki Glazer is coming to Boston.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
How about this?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Six shows at the Box Center Wang Theater. Two shows
February twenty first, two shows on the twenty second, and
two shows on the twenty third. Meantime, Mel Robbins comes
to the Box Center, Wang Theater May second, and insiders
are telling me there might be as many as four
Mel Robbins shows.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Yeah, is so high for Mel Robbins. I'm so happy
we had her at the book club last week. But yeah,
she's going on a tour across the country.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
To think it all started with Lisa's book club. And
by the way, the pre sale for Mel Robbins is
this morning at ten o'clock. When is the next book
club event?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Least it's February twenty six.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
We'll be back at Joson Maine with Lisa Genova, who
wrote Still Alice.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
She has a new novel out.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Still a chance to get in on that or it
sold out?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It's sold out in length fifteen minutes. I don't know
why I asked anymore.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Talk about selling out and selling tickets? How about Coldplay
just had the biggest stadium show of the twenty first century.
They had more than two hundred thousand people in two
nights in India. Lisa, you were telling me about this yesterday. Yeah,
broke records amazing. Their tour has sold more than twelve
million tickets. It's the second most successful tour in history,
(11:52):
second only to Taylor Swift in the Era's tour, of course,
and by the way, Coldplay brings the tour to Jilt
Stadium two shows July fifteenth and sixteenth.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
I put a request in to go to that show,
and I put a request in to interview Chris Martin
because you remember, oh, we know about fifteen years ago,
so I thought that.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Would be kind of cool.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Fifteen years later, Chris Martin comes to town.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
It's not safe with Lisa around, just not safe. We
had a lot of fun the last time we talked.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Really yeah, he'd remember you some incredibly relaxed interview.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Therapeutic.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
He could be calling you. You don't even have to
call him. He wants more therapy with Lisa Dunovan.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
The Fire Aid benefit concert for California wildfire victim ze
is tomorrow night. We will be carrying it live on Kiss.
Lady Gagac confirming the release date finally of her new
album Yesterday. The album comes out March seventh, and she
kind of describes it dark poetry hard.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
I definitely didn't adhere to any one genre, but the
beats are all really hard, so that was sort of
the through line. Is like sonically the album is like
pretty hard hitting.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Yeah, Lady Gotga by the way, also doing the Fire
Aid concert tomorrow night. Don't forget the Grammy Awards Are
this coming Sunday night? And don't forget the Pro Bowl
is this Sunday in Orlando. Just announced Patriots quarterback Drake
May is going to the Pro Bowl as a replacement
player for the AFC. He replaces Lamar Jackson, who was
(13:26):
skipping the Pro Bowl. So is Jaden Daniels, and so
is Josh Allen and I think Russell Williams. Will Wilson
has also been named as a replacement. So that ought
to make Steelers fans happy.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Remember when the Pro Ball was real football? Yeah, but
then people will getting hurt. Yeah, So they changed it
to flag football and they don't.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Want to get hurt anymore now. And the reason these
guys aren't going is that some of them are injured.
And meantime, Patriots coach Mike Vrabel has his thoughts on
Drake May.
Speaker 12 (13:57):
Did I mean exciting, talented, ready to athletic mobile, the
ability to make throws at all part of the field
arm talent. But every year is a new process, and
again there'll be some new terminology. There'll be some carryover
from what he's had, and I know that.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
He's ready to learn.
Speaker 12 (14:13):
He's excited, and you know we welcome that and want
him to lead our football team.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yeah, whether he gets in the game or not, he
will always be a pro bowler. Okay, that name will
always be attached to Drake May. Charlie XCX is in
a Super Bowl ad for Uber Eats. She compares football
to club music American football.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
How about I break it down in cup terms.
Speaker 13 (14:36):
So the quarterback, he's like the DJ, he controls the vibe,
bad quarterback, bad vibe.
Speaker 11 (14:42):
The defensive line man is sort of like a bouncer.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I suppose you have.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
To get past him if you want to score.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Then there's a kicker who.
Speaker 13 (14:49):
Is like your really fun friends that shows up and
leaves off to one drink.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh and the referee he's actually kind of fat.
Speaker 13 (14:55):
He has this stripy little out there and a whistle
so cute.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
The Titans.
Speaker 13 (15:01):
No translation needed, babe, And that's pretty much football.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
That explains everything.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
I guess I like it.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I like her.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Bruno Mars is extending his Vegas residency.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
You have another shot to go see Bruno.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I was looking at it. It's like May and June right, I.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Mean yeah, seven more shows spring summer. The first artist
to reach one hundred and fifty million monthly listeners. Ever,
I thought he.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Was joking yesterday posted about his fifty million dollar debts
supposedly that he has, which I don't think is true.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, yeah, but he was like poking fun out.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
He's like, keep streaming, I'll pay off my debt and
note oh.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yeah, and he's also responding to the rumors he made
the song fat Juicy and went to get out of
his gambling guests. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I don't EVE think just looks so good. Why don't
they just leave him alone?
Speaker 6 (15:51):
If people are convinced that he only made the song
to get money from the streams so he could pay
off the debt, Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (15:57):
You know, Bruno, he has a song called Gorilla, which
is from ten years ago, very sexual like. He has
a lot of sexual lyric like deep cuts, So this
isn't actually far off from him, it's just not commercially Bruno.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
I never knew is he married.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
No, he was with this girl, Jessica Chabon for like
ten years. She was like a model actress. They just
broke up like last year.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Well that's sad.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Yeah, Jonas Brothers going back to Disney.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I know, Disney plus the movie.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Christmas Movie for Christmas twenty twenty five. Kevin mustn't need
some money.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I told you last week I saw that.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Common.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Can you guys leave Kevin alone? I don't understand that.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Kevin he well, he just sits there and watches them
when he roll in for the brothers. Hey, he's smart.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah, well, Jones was still one third. Okay, right the divine.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Then in three our buddy posts Malone did it again.
He went to Pizza Hut left a twelve hundred dollars tip.
Don't forget back. On Christmas Eve he tipped a single
mom twenty thousand dollars. Wow, that's posts Malone. And somebody
tried to break into the Jaine Smoker's house drew from
the Chain Smokers. The woman was claiming to be his wife.
(17:04):
I don't think it went very well.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I don't think.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
And then all kinds of rumors Jake and Logan Paul
were going to fight each other in March. Uh, it's
sounding more and more like it's going to be a
reality show now on Max, which makes sense.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Yeah, they they positioned that as a fight. The poster
looks like they're going to fight, but apparently they are.
As rumors, it's going to be a reality show.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
They're they're squaring off.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
They're just the greatest marketers. Yeah, they've made so much money.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
And is it me or does it seem like Max
is getting all the big projects now? For a while
it was Netflix, Netflix, Netflix, and now Max is popping up.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
A lot on it.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Yeah, and now this recently we talked about the woman
who was trying to break a record sleeping with more
than a thousand men in just one day. Well, it
turns out another woman who was trying to break that
record was stopped in her tracks by US customs and
(18:02):
turned back and she's crying foul.
Speaker 13 (18:04):
But I got stopped the border and they're basically like,
you know, you can't be a thousand guys here. Yeah,
because I guess it's technically casts work like, but it's
funny really like they stopped me at the border and
that's what they said, and so I said, okay, I
won't do it here.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
I think it's probably.
Speaker 13 (18:20):
Because I use my real name is the same as
my stage name, and that's probably how they figured out
like they must have rather just like seen because they
were like, oh, you've been going viral on the media lately.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
So I was like, yeah, how do you think that
conversation went with us customs?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
What are your plans here? What was the reason?
Speaker 8 (18:40):
Again they were saying, she can't have sex with that,
she can't do we don't. I think they consider your prostitute.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
Illegal here, which no, it's legal in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Was in Vegas?
Speaker 6 (18:51):
Yeah, was legal. They just shut her down because there's
been a lot of hype online on OnlyFans the other
girl that did it, the video got taken down. They're
trying to just stop bit stop that whole thing.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeah, it's kind of a little much a bad message,
like if.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
You can do what you want to do with your body,
But it seems like just a lot.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, I don't want to slutshame.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
No, no, no not, I'm not.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
I think again, your body choice to do what you
want as a female.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I'm hurting just hearing about it.
Speaker 8 (19:22):
It seems like a lot thinking about it a lot,
and also like we have to have a little bit
more self respect. Yeah, that was just gonna let anybody
because if you get it a thousand guys.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
That's all. There's no standard.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
No, I'm actually having vagina pain and I don't have
a vagina feeling.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yeah, can she still walk? Somebody questions?
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Don't forget topic time comes up at seven forty this morning.
We want to know your worst or most embarrassing hookups.
You can call now at six months seven nine wait
or justin they can reach out to the chalkpack. How
do they do that?
Speaker 14 (19:57):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (19:57):
I see the talkbacks already rolling in. You can them
just just tap their little red microphone on the iHeart app.
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Speaker 2 (20:21):
What an incredibly relaxed interview.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, doesn't it a therapeutic?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
From the Planet Fitness Kiss Rue Away Studios. We're back
with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
So this is very cool. First of all slipery morning.
This morning out there, it's it's kind of messy.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
You'll see some sun though, and then it will cloud
over and then like high winds this afternoon fifty miles
an hour.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Oh my, that's like hurricane ish.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
Better check the boat there, Bill, your boat stow in
the water, right, Oh yeah, yeah, you better check. It's
gonna get windy.
Speaker 15 (20:51):
The only thing funnier than Billy's boat being upside down
and floating in the middle of Boston Harbor would be
a huge windstorm just came by and somehow some mud
was just around and was slapping up against the sides
of that thing, like covered completely even inside. Maybe like
when the doors could swing open and all they could
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go flying into there, into his duvets and pillows. That
would be good.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, and way too much time thinking about that.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
This is what she thinks should be the funniest thing
she's ever seen.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
That's my girl, Sarah, Sarah. We welcome those talkbags, keep
them coming. But yeah, it's gonna be windy today.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Really, maybe I should call over there. If everything's that
little inflatable you have, well that stowed away for that
would be on top of a building and somewhere in
the South End.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
One time, many years ago, we had a storm, right,
and this is when Bill's boat was in Danvers, I think,
and he was panicked about his brand new inflatable and
that there was gonna be water and he couldn't tell.
So he said to me, I don't know what to do.
Do you know anybody that would go up pay them
five hundred dollars? That's how panicked he was. So I
call my friend and I go, do you want to
make five hundred bucks? He's like sure, So he drives
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all the way to Danvers, get in there, and the
inflatable was fine, this zero water. He goes just and
there's nothing, and then he goes Bill, He's still gonna
pay me. I go, yeah, minute.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I wasn't paying him to move it. I was paying
him just to look.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
At it, to make sure it wasn't underwater.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Did your friend get paid?
Speaker 6 (22:23):
He got paid five hundred from Son Wow for nothing.
He still talks about it to this day all the time.
The easiest money he's ever made.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Wendy today, Windy yesterday almost I almost got blown over
in the Financial District of Boston.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yes, it's gonna be worse.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Well, do you need to get my friend Bobby on
the horn hend and go check your boat.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I'll make one call and then i'll let you know.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
All right, I'll let you know, Bob.
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Speaker 6 (24:07):
Pretty good. All right, we have a crazy story. Next,
is there a brand new Walk of Shame? Find out
on this story coming up next to the billion Lisa's.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Show, Lisaki.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Okay, so we've got a topic for you, and this
could get ugly, Lisa, what is it?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
All right? So we saw this on social yesterday.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
This girl was talking about how she hooked up with
this guy, but on the way out of the door,
he asked her to take the trash out.
Speaker 8 (24:33):
Okay, because I really just spent the night at the
guy's house and he asked me to take the trash
my way out.
Speaker 9 (24:42):
The worst thing is that I'm doing it, So come
with me to take the trash out At a man's apartment.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Is this the real watch?
Speaker 6 (24:51):
So the question this morning, honey, take that on on
your way out.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Oh my god, let's right at the door, just that
big white bag and just take it with you.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
The dempster's right out. It's amazing to me.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
She's lugging this giant trash bag down the stairs into the.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Trash looking so angry.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
So the question this morning, and the topic this morning
is most embarrassings.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I guess worst hookups are funniest or most embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Yeah, they tend to lead to a walk of shame
for somebody.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
I wonder on that story though, with that girl, will
she ever go back? You think it.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Sounds like if she take the trash house, you probably will.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
She was.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
She was like, sure, I'll take your trash out. She'll
probably go back for more.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
They could be married right now, for all we know.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
They could be or she could never go back because
she's embarrassed by it.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
I'm actually sitting here wondering if there's someone out there
claiming I'm their worst hookup ever.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Oh oh, well, do you have a crazy hookup story?
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Then I don't, but I'm worried somebody might have one
with my.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Name on it.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
You lived too nice of a life, Billy sheltered.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I'm very sheltered. But Lisa, you've got one.
Speaker 10 (25:59):
You know.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
It was a long time ago when I was living
in New York, but I this date happened over a Halloween,
you know, weekend. So we went out dressed up for
Halloween and I was wearing you know, some sort of
very sloy, yeah, kind of seventies vibe, you know, a
lot of glitter, and I.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Just remember the next.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
You know, you kind of have to come out and
take the cab home and you're dressed and there's just
glitter everywhere New York.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
It was so awful, Like I just felt, so did
you have the garages running? I had the whole thing,
and it didn't look.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Like cast It didn't look like how you originally put
it on the night before.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah, the next day, Yeah, it was really it was.
It was really.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Embarrassing anyway, but funny, like I could laugh about it.
Speaker 16 (26:49):
Craziest hookup story. Met a girl at a bar in
Faniel Hall. Got physical in the dance floor, tried to
get more physical in the bathroom, saw the men's room,
the space and didn't work, which is good. We almost
got caught were not on a date. A few days later,
she tried to keep her own car on the way back,
and then in the bedroom of her place with roommates,
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she was incredibly loud.
Speaker 14 (27:14):
It was awkward.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Did you say she keyed her own That was weird.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, what was that all about?
Speaker 15 (27:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
Trying to hook up in a bathroom, though, is not ideal.
Speaker 8 (27:26):
No, very small, very small, and yeah, you to consider
all things.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Yeah, it's not fun.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Well that leads to like, what's the weirdest place.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
You have ever?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
True, that's a different topic. Yeah, in a phone booth
ones when those used to exist.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
A phone goes all right, superman high clock can.
Speaker 14 (27:46):
I was looking up with this guy and he got
a bloody nose and didn't notice until I was like,
why does my fiece feel like a little like, Yeah,
it turns out it was his blood.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
That is the worst so far.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
That's the records. Yeah, that's number one so far.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
We feel something warm and wet and you're like, okay.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
You know when I was younger, I had a girl
that slept over my house and the next morning she
had to be home and I did not have a car,
and it was a long walk. So I said to her,
do you want my dad to drive your home? And
my dad drove her home the next day. She was
so empossed. I felt so bad. She had the ride
of shame, like the ride of shame. Yeah, dad brought
her and my dad was in the next like I
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lived in a little home.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
What did they talk about.
Speaker 6 (28:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
I don't think they talked at all, because she's in
the car putting herself together. Yes, at morning the next day,
I'm sure your dad's thinking out a boy.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
All right, we're gonna get to a Tina in Hull.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Uh, Tina in Hull. Come on, give us some juice.
Speaker 17 (28:58):
Hey, good morning. So it isn't a story about like
a walk of shame. But I had a really really
bad date. When I got out of college. I moved
to Atlanta, Georgia. It was in nineteen ninety five, and
I met a guy down there and it turned out
he was a local DJ and his name was Brian
Greathhouse and he's like, Oh, we're going to go to
this club and I was like all right. So he
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wore this denim jacket that had like lazoned and bedazzled.
Brian Greathhouse on the back of his jacket, and all
of these people were like handing them their cassettes because
back then it was like little cassettes for their music.
And he was just show boating. It was so embarrassing,
and so by the time the date was over, I
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stupidly agreed. I'm like, yeah, okay, we'll go out to
a pub and we'll have one more drink. And so
we got there and I wasn't feeling it anyway, but
I threw a twenty dollars dollars on the on the bar,
and I was like, I'm just gonna run to the bathroom,
all right, back, And when I came back, he had
my change in his hand and he said, oh, here's
your change, and I said, oh thanks, and I went
to sit down and put my purse down, and then
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he took it and he said too slow. You lose
and he stuff the money in his back pocket and
oh my god.
Speaker 10 (30:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (30:12):
So I never dated him again, and he couldn't understand why.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Wow, buoy, hi, Brian, we're such idiots sometimes, I guess,
so amazing.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yeah, you lose washing. Never trust a guy in a
bedazzled jack.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
You never should have left the house once he shows
up in the bedazzle with his name on it. Okay, pal,
where we're going to with State Fair?
Speaker 6 (30:38):
Let's go to Mary and Worcester.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Hey, Mary, thanks for calling in from Worcester. What's going on?
Speaker 18 (30:43):
Hi?
Speaker 10 (30:44):
So?
Speaker 19 (30:45):
I was in my twenties and we were leaving a
bar in downtown Boston with my two friends. It was
freezing at this point, couldn't get cabs, and there was
a garbage truck driving by, and it wasn't like one
that actually had trashed it, but was some kind of
like a like a garbage type vehicle. And we flagged
them down and they took us home to the North
End and you know, kind of put on their flash
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years and came in and hung out with us. It's
the night. And one of them, the one in the
passenger's seat, was gorgeous, aptly gorgeous. He was from Southey
and he said he was an actor and he knew
the rock and he was just home and he was
just getting some extra work. And we hooked up that
night and we stayed in touch, and he was in
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my phone as the garbageman.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, so is he an actor?
Speaker 10 (31:33):
He is? I?
Speaker 19 (31:33):
Actually I watched he study was and I watched the movie.
It was one where the rock was like a football
player and he was one of the football players in
the movie where there was like a little girl in
the movie.
Speaker 10 (31:43):
I watched it.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah, and I watched.
Speaker 19 (31:45):
I couldn't find him, but I mean he was. He
was dropped at gorgeous and yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
A good one.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
But what you're saying is it was a pretty trashy night.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Yeah, okay, uh yeah, that was good, justin what I like.
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
It was good. I'm laughing.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Bottom line is topic time is up next. Give us
a call six one seven nine. We've already got some
good ones. I'm sure we can get some better one
six one seven nine three one one one oh wait,
justin tell them how to get the talkback mic.
Speaker 6 (32:18):
Yeah, please join the conversation. Join the Billy and Lisa Show.
If you're listening on the iHeart app, you can tap
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and loud and clear. We want to hear you.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Topic time is next.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Now it's topic time with Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
So we kicked off the topic earlier. I think this
is a good one.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
We've already had a lot of good calls, We've had
a lot of good talkbacks. It's your most embarrassing hook
up or walk of shame or worst hook up ever,
a worst story ever. And we'll go to the phones first.
And we've got the mayor of the South End. This
has got to be good mayor.
Speaker 18 (32:54):
Okay, I'm not proud of it, but it actually happened.
I went to a wake and then one of the
workers he was flirting with me. He had a beautiful
suit on. He looked like Ricky Martin. So he hands me,
he hands me a note and he says, meet you
and a half an hour when this service is over,
by the side door. So I must have been in Greece.
Speaker 10 (33:16):
So I go to the.
Speaker 18 (33:17):
Side door and he leads me to this room with
all closed caskets. So I said to him these caskets.
Do these caskets have bodies in them? And he goes,
what do you think? And then we made love. And
I'll have to tell you I've never felt so alive
in my life.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Oh my god, did you make love in a casket?
Speaker 20 (33:43):
No, in the room?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Oh my gosh, Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Well, what was the movie?
Speaker 18 (33:51):
Was?
Speaker 4 (33:51):
It the wedding crashers where one of them started crashing funerals.
He said, oh, no, funerals are the best. You get
them in morning, and then just very vulnerable. Let's go
to Ashley in Franklin, Massachusetts. Good morning, Ashley. What have
you got?
Speaker 20 (34:08):
So this is a story about it's more about my
friend than me. But so we were eighteen and we
decided to skip class we were in college, to skip
class and go get tattoos. And so we go, we
get the tattoo, each get one, and then the tattoo
guys are like, do you guys want us to buy alcohol?
So they bought us alcohol, got us drunk, and then
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my friend went and hooked up in the back room
with the tattoo artist. And then I'm sitting there with
the other tattoo guy and he's like, you know, we're
just trying to kill time. He's like, do another tattoo
for free. So now I have a stupid tattoo that
I hate for free, all because you.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Just sit there and wait for your friend. I just
casually walked into the back room.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
And started doing it.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Yeah, wow, what's the tattoo?
Speaker 20 (34:58):
So the one I wanted was across, and then the
one that I didn't want. I was like, oh, I'll
get an upside down cross.
Speaker 10 (35:05):
I hate ith.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Yeah, when he wants to know where the place is,
we've got Amanda calling in from New Hampshire.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Now, Amanda, give us a good one.
Speaker 21 (35:16):
So when I was about eighteen or nineteen years old,
I had a guy invite me over his place, but
he had to sneak me in so his parents wouldn't know.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
And then the.
Speaker 21 (35:27):
Next morning he's like, well, I can't let my parents
know that you're here, so I need you to crawl
out my window. And so the window led to a
roof that was at an angle, so I had to
kind of flide down it and thankfully it was only
like maybe a five foot drop from there. But unfortunately
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his mom.
Speaker 10 (35:48):
Did catch us.
Speaker 21 (35:49):
Oh boy and yeah yep, and so she ended up
driving me home instead of him. That was a fun,
like twenty minute drive home, and she decided to interrogate
me the entire time about him and everything that happened
and what he was doing with his spare time. So
that was a fun, yes, But the crawling out a
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window was a highlight of my walk of man.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Does he still exist in your life at all? Good question.
Speaker 21 (36:22):
Absolutely not no, definitely not.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Okay, Well, this son, this story sounds rearily familiar. I
feel like I heard this story from somebody that I know.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, Whennie, didn't you crawl out a window or.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Somebody window crawl a window?
Speaker 6 (36:37):
I had before you go on, Whennie, you notice how
she's been suspiciously quiet the.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Entire Yes, because she knew it would come up.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah, So what happened?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Oh, this was Oh my god. I was like in
college or right after. It was a long long time ago.
I met this guy whatever.
Speaker 8 (36:54):
I went back to his place and oh my god,
he literally like his uncle or something or his dad,
I don't know. We were like in our early twenties,
and he snuck me into the house. But they had
a really like a Yorky dog that started yipping and barking,
and they woke to dad up and he spoke Spanish
and he was like yelling in Spanish, so I didn't
know what he was saying.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
And then he hid me in the closet.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
So that how long were you in the closet for
like an hour?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Oh, the guy came in there. I was going to
find me and I'm like, okay, I'm like twenty three.
Speaker 8 (37:22):
This is like I'm way too old for this, and
I want to I did not hook up with him
because of that.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
I did not hook up with him. I will just
let let it not happen.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Well, once he's hiding you in the closet, I think
I'm impressed. You spent an hour in there.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Was I was afraid and I didn't know what he
was saying. It's not like I you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
And what did you do in the closet? I just
sat there when.
Speaker 6 (37:39):
You left, though, ye had tiptoe.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
I had to wait time to fall back asleep and
then a little dog. Yeah, yeah, I learned my lesson justin.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Didn't you have to sneak someone past your father or
something once? Uh? Well, yeah, a couple of times.
Speaker 6 (37:55):
Yeah you know. You know I was allowed to have
girls into the house. Yes, so I had to sneak
them in and out through windows the basements.
Speaker 11 (38:04):
Yeah, you know, it was crazy in my college years.
Drunken night, I'm cooking up with this guy. He talked
me to go into the roof.
Speaker 18 (38:12):
Still it.
Speaker 11 (38:12):
At the start, we were having sat some of them
out the chimney. All of a sudden bricks from the
chimney start falling off, and I screamed so loud that
the neighbors all heard.
Speaker 18 (38:22):
He was so startled.
Speaker 11 (38:23):
He rolled off the roof and broke his leg, and
all the neighbors were looking out their window.
Speaker 20 (38:28):
As he step about the room, snaked, oh.
Speaker 6 (38:31):
Did you do it on the roof?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
I know why.
Speaker 6 (38:35):
It's not a good idea. Broke his leg and look
what happens.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
You know what I was thinking? You know, if you
have a bulkhead, I got to talk to my three sons.
They had to be sneaking people in the bulkhead every
single night. You know, you have the bulkhead in the backyard.
Nobody uses it. They probably brought everybody in through the
back door.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
I'm sure. I'm sure the herd stories. I'm sure the
Lindfield House was popping.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Oh I've heard stories.
Speaker 6 (38:57):
Yeah, you know what else is popping?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Line?
Speaker 4 (38:59):
One annousren' we go. We've got an anonymous one good morning, anonymous,
give it to us.
Speaker 18 (39:06):
Hi.
Speaker 22 (39:06):
So, about twenty five years ago, right after college, I
was out in Boston with a bunch of girlfriends from
high school and we ran into a group of guys
that we had gone to high school with. So one
of them mentioned that he was going back to a
guy to who I had the crush down in high school.
So I'm like, okay, yeah, let's go back there. We
got there, that guy's asleep. I ended up passing out
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on a couch. The other guy passed out on a
different coach. I wake up in the morning, go into
the bathroom, and this was twenty five years ago. So
I'm wearing those like black stretchy like club pants. Sure,
and I realized my pants are on backwards. So to
this day, I don't know if I went out with
pants on backwards or if something potentially happened, which it
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may have, because he was trying to hit on me
and then I passed out, or at least I think
I did, and I don't know. Fast forward ten years later,
and I now have little kids, and I live in
a different town, like thirty miles away, and I show
up at the soccer field and here's this guy that
I think I potentially hooked up with.
Speaker 19 (40:07):
And now we live in the same town.
Speaker 22 (40:09):
And fast forward another fifteen years and now we have
kids that are the same age and hang out and
I see him everywhere.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Did you ever ask him if something happened now?
Speaker 18 (40:17):
No?
Speaker 22 (40:17):
No, never, ap No, I'm too mortified. No idea, yep.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Later you'll never know what that attitude. You're not going
to ask him.
Speaker 10 (40:26):
I'll never know.
Speaker 22 (40:28):
I don't want to know.
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Just as well. Yeah, let's go to Audrey. She's calling
in from Jamaica plane, JP, Audrey, what's up?
Speaker 10 (40:38):
Hi? I was the worst date for a man that
I went on a first date with. We went bowling.
My ex boyfriend showed up, sat there watching us, So
I said, let's go somewhere else, and we went to
a bar a couple miles away. This is in Connecticut.
He boyfriend pulls up ex boyfriend of stool between us
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of the bar. So we go to a third place.
We're starting to play a game of pool. The ex
boyfriend shows up, puts money on the table to play.
I said, let's go back to your house. So we
go back to the apartment. We're starting to hook up.
There's a silhouette in the doorway and I said, I
didn't know you had a roommate. He said, I don't.
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My ex boyfriend had climbed into the second floor bathroom
window and he was standing in the doorway. He was well,
we luckily had just started so it wasn't you know,
still had our clothes on.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
So what happened?
Speaker 10 (41:41):
I went into a fit of rage. I screamed, dragged
him to the door. I probably hit it. The guy
called the police and at that point we agreed to
call it a night.
Speaker 4 (41:52):
So wow, and that's breaking anent.
Speaker 6 (41:57):
Yeah, you're following you.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah, I hope that guys. Yeah, I hope he's not
in your life anymore.
Speaker 10 (42:03):
He's not with us anymore.
Speaker 11 (42:06):
Years ago?
Speaker 2 (42:08):
What about the guy you were hooking up with? Is
he around?
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (42:12):
Last I heard he was in England. Oh no, this
was a long time ago, but definitely memorable.
Speaker 6 (42:19):
Memorable something you never forget, I know, Yeah, you never
forget these crazy moments in life, the crazy hookups and
crazy things that happened.
Speaker 7 (42:27):
I was wearing my Apple watch in the middle of
the deed and it accidentally called nine one one and
the police showed up. Was very embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Whoa you wear an Apple watch?
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I do? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Is it ever called?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Must must have been a busy night when I was
in college.
Speaker 21 (42:51):
I was leaving the guy's house in the morning and
there was.
Speaker 18 (42:53):
A five k happening right outside.
Speaker 21 (42:56):
So I had to walk by.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
All the runners and families at like seven am.
Speaker 21 (43:01):
In a black body condress and heels, and it was
really you know.
Speaker 6 (43:05):
What they all knew?
Speaker 8 (43:07):
Yeah, yeah, look at her.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Things going on there.
Speaker 4 (43:14):
She had a good night here.
Speaker 23 (43:15):
It is my worst poke up story.
Speaker 22 (43:18):
So poke up with a guy.
Speaker 23 (43:20):
Luckily I happened to know him, but we hooked up.
Speaker 22 (43:24):
In the morning.
Speaker 23 (43:25):
I come upstairs, it's his mom making breakfast and she says, here,
I made you an English muff and sandwich. Sounds like
you worked off a lot of calories last night.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
Oh, great stories, keeping coming. We loved it.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
We love you.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Guys, kids Billy every morning. Kiss when I wait and
we're back. You want to recap the show? That's tower justice,
I mean it was.
Speaker 6 (43:51):
I mean I told you guys the story earlier about
my friend getting paid from Billy because years ago his
inflatable was possibly underwater and Billy was so panicked he
had me call my friend who left work to go
check it. Everything was okay, but he got paid for that.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Good morning.
Speaker 10 (44:07):
It's Lucy, hey, justin.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
I just drove by Billy's boat and it looks absolutely fine.
Speaker 7 (44:12):
Can you get me five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Love you. Did she really drive by?
Speaker 6 (44:22):
Who knows? But it's gonna be windy today and your
boat might be Oh.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
God, might sick a worrying about that thing.
Speaker 5 (44:27):
Yeah, well things are gonna be flying off of it.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Oh god, I know.
Speaker 6 (44:31):
And he does so much work to it too. Yeah,
that's put so much money into it, so hopefully it'll
be okay. We also mentioned earlier about the kiss preset thing.
This thing's just exploded, so you know, we had mentioned
the iHeartRadio app has new and improved features which are
really cool. They have a lyric feature, a scan like
a radio, and also a presets right at the top
of the screen. So we kind of jokingly said, make
(44:53):
us your number one pre set, And people really are.
They're sending me pictures, so keep them coming. We love it.
Speaker 9 (44:58):
Good morning. I make kiss one await the preset on
my iHeartRadio app, and it's the only station I have.
I don't listen to any other radio stations. I listened
to Kiss one to wait, and I listened to podcasts.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
That's it.
Speaker 9 (45:14):
I didn't know that people still listen to other radio stations.
Speaker 6 (45:18):
Well, thank you for that.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Yeah, I love her.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
I love that
Now best morning show in Boston.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
It's just a great start to my day on kids runaways.
Speaker 4 (00:09):
Well, welcome in everybody, and a happy Wednesday to you.
This is the Billy and Lisa Morning Show. Billy here,
Lisa here. Justin's right over there. Oh and there's a
winning right to my right, and threw the glass. Over
there in the command center is producer Riley. So everybody
is in attendance and ready to go. And why not
since today starts the Chinese New Year.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yes, it is the lunar New Year. What are we
doing to celebrate? It's the year of the Snake. My
kids don't have school in celebration. They have the day
off they do? Yes?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Is that a new thing?
Speaker 5 (00:42):
I don't know, but I just know that they don't
have school today in honor of Lunar New Year.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
How about up there in North Country, justin your kids
have to go to school on the Lunar New Year.
Speaker 6 (00:53):
Yep, there is a two hour delay because of the snow.
We've got a few inches up there. Sure, it's funny
when I leave my house snow, you know, there's a
few inches on the ground. And then the closer I
come to Boston, it turns to nothing.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
It's a tricky forecast today, like we're going to see
more snow, rain showers this afternoon. But the big thing
fifty mile per hour.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Winds this afternoon. That's crazy, Like, that's crazy.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
Can you see the house that blew over and Quincy?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Someone died?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Wait where?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Oh yeah, they have to carry a guy out.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Two things happened to Quincy because of the wind. A
roof came off of house and another building had an
issue as well. Several people were injured. It was windy.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I was getting all kinds of email and notices from
the Marino over in Truchtown.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
You know you better check the boat. The winds are coming.
Check it today too.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Well.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I didn't get to check it yesterday.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
So for all I know, my boat could be up
on the ground, or could be somewhere in the middle
of Boston Harbor floating around upside down.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
We can only hope.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I know, I know you'll all get a really really
big kick out of it if, in fact my boat
is upside down in the water somewhere.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
That's and I can appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I would probably have the same feeling if it were
you guys.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
But I do have to shout out.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
You know, Uber drivers everywhere listen to this show. That's
what I'm getting because I got into it. Remember recently,
I got into an Uber. I got my way to vacation.
Now the guy was blasting kiss one ow eight the
morning show. Well it happened yesterday. I got in an
Uber in Chinatown and walked into the car and the
(02:27):
guy turns around and said, oh my god, Billy, it's you.
Oh I listened, look it, I'm on the preset number one,
Kiss one away.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I listened every morning.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I think Lisa is so classy and beautiful.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
And uh oh, so shout.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Out to Abdullah Abdulla, my driver yesterday. He was wonderful,
beautiful driver. We got there in a hurry.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Yeah you go, that's what he.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Wanted to say to Lisa directly.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
But you know, so he had he had kisses number
one on his preset.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Number one on the Predia. That's what you want to do, right.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Justin yeah, on your car and on the iHeartRadio app.
That's one of the new features that they have right
at the top when you open the app. It's a
new whole kind of design, and they have presets on
the top, so we would appreciate it if you would
set Kiss went Await as your number one preset. Make
us feel good, you know what, send take a picture
and send it to us.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah. And by the way, Abdullah, if you're listening, watch
you send a talk back to justin this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
How do they do that again?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
It's the same thing on the iHeart app. You just
pull up Kiss Went Away. You listen just like on
your radio, but through your phone, and there's a microphone
that you hit.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Well down you don't have it yet.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Yeah, and by the way, we have to wish ABDULLAHI okay,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
He's from Jordan.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Yeah, oh cool, Yeah, okay, all right, never mind, No,
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
You were going to wish them something.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Needs to get his name right, that's nice.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
No, I was mistaken you. He picked up in Chinatown. Yes,
I thought he was Chinese. I was gonna wish him
a happy Chinese New Then you said, Jordan, Oh.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Well, we could wish him a happy Chinese New Year anyway.
What are the odds I was in Chinatown the day before.
Speaker 8 (04:01):
The Chinese Well, something tells me maybe your producers did
it that way because it's Chinese New York so many.
That's why you have a show that's gonna be airing about,
you know, Chinatown.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Damn it.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
I think you're right, that's probably that's what I would do.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Yeah, Happy Chinese New Year.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Everyone.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You knew I was a snake when you let me in.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Well, that's the way it works. So I have another
big Billy and Lisa Morning Show announcement to make this morning.
We will have an official correspondent live at the super
Bowl in New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Let me guess? Can I guess who it is?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Your son? Yes, Chris Costa.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yes, he called me last night. Now you know Mike
Mike Michael Rubins.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yes, he used to own the six Ers Fanatics.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
And now he owns Fanatics, the big sports memorabilian merchandise
company in the country, if not the world. Well, my
son somehow has become very friendly with him. So Chris
called me yesterday and said, hey, Dad, so I'm going
to the super Bowl. Fanatics is asking me to go
to the super Bowl and work the red carpet for
the celebrities as the celebrities all arrive at the super Bowl.
(05:16):
And he's going to have a setup there of his own.
And I said, well then, and he's also hosting a
big fanatics thing wow during super Bowl week.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
So good at that. I can't wait to watch.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Yeah, and he's hosting some Tom Brady event too, Wow
at the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
What a coincidence.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
How weird is this? I'm not going to the super Bowl,
I know, but he's your son. Yeah, So I said,
here's the deal.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
You have to come in the show Friday and we'll
talk about your assignment for the Billy and Lisa Morning Show,
and then you can report live to the.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Show next week. I have a question, now, go ahead.
Is this going to be good or insulting?
Speaker 9 (05:55):
Here?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Well, I love your son. No, no, I love your son.
Speaker 8 (05:57):
I just don't know if he's going to prioritize us
the way we need him to.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh no.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
The main reason he was calling me last night was
just to ask how he can, Oh.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Okay, collaborate InLu Yes, great, that's awesome.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
All right, Yeah, I take you back knowing this show.
What's gonna happen is next week we're gonna call him
and when you get.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
This, yeah, it no longer.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
And yeah, lad, I tried. I tried. There's no service
down there.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I gave him one more condition for being our official
correspondent for the billion Lisa Morning Show. He has to
wear a billion Lisa Morning Show hoodie. Oh right, the
whole time.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
We have one for him.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
So yeah, okay, so we'll make that happen. He'll make
this happen, and it's all good. We have a super
Bowl correspondent. That's really cool. I'm really proud of Chris.
You must be super proud of him. Proud dad moment. Yeah,
hanging out Michael Rubins fanatics, red carpet super Bowl, no more.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
It doesn't get any bigger than that.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
He found such a niche with this card stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
By the way, it's Michael Ruben. That's what I said.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Rubens.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Well, either way you look at it, I think our
value was a show just increased.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It really did your value as a dad, look at you.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Definitely increased. What's in it for me?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
That's a question of the morning. I know this is
all that. What's in it for the listeners? They'll have
live reports from the super Bowl in New Womans.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I don't know what's in it for me.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
You know, I'm just saying, but you know, could have
invited you down. That would have been cool.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah. I could easily sit with him and you could
plus one.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Oh never been as plus one.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Remind him how many things.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
You took him to, like MTV Awards in my times
at them.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, yeah, you should be his plus one.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah, yeah, let's reverse it. Okay, it's time for me
to be somebody's plus one.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Yeah, what's in it for me?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Nothing?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
For me?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Nothing.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
He's joining our show.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, your show.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
It's going to be great to start.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Yeah, it's going to be great. Speaking of the Super Bowl, though,
don't forget the Pro Bowl? Is this coming Sunday? And
who knew? Talk about a long shot Patriots quarterback Drake
May is now going to the Pro Bowl.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, because everyone else dropped out, there was no one left.
But you know what, yics next man up.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
It still gets on his resume. Drake May, Patriots quarterback,
pro bowler. He's now a Pro Bowler. And we'll talk
about that and so much more. In entertainment, it's coming
up next.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Hanging from the Planet Fitness Kiss one O eight Studios.
Speaker 10 (08:35):
We're back with Villy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Hey guys, welcome back and happy Wednesday. So kind of
messy as you head out this morning, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
It's messy this morning, and then it's going to be
really windy this afternoon, like fifty ones.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
And then it's going to snow and rain again. Oh boys,
rain snow mix rader today but in the forties.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
Or something that weird.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
It's really weird.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Wow. And every morning on the Billions of Morning, at
seven forty in the morning, we do what we call
topic Time, and I want to give you a heads
up on the topic time that's coming up this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
It's the worst hookups of your life.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Lease, craziest, funniest hookup stories.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
We've all had them.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
We want to hear yours, which more often than not
can lead to a walk of shame.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Absolutely Well, I have a piece of audio that's pretty
interesting to start off with, so we'll begin that discussion
at seven fifteen.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
But in the meantime, I had moved to North Carolina
for almost ten years and I never changed Kiss went
away from being my preset.
Speaker 11 (09:36):
Just couldn't bring myself to do it.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
But I'm back now, Welcome back, and thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Yeah, thanks, yeah, yeah, we really appreciate the preset. You know.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Number one of the presets.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Yeah, yeah, so we had mentioned earlier. You know, on
your car radio you have your presets obviously, and we
would appreciate being number one. But the cool thing is
that the iHeart app, which you can listen to this
show anywhere in the world, has a brand new feature,
many features, but one of which is the preset feet chair,
So on your home screen they have all your presets
just like a car radio. They also have a scan feature.
(10:05):
It's basically like a radio on your phone. And you
can set Kiss one to wait as your number one.
And the billion Lea's a podcast and the aftershow podcast
you mean in that order?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
One, two, three, I.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Mean that would be great, and the podcast podcast you
get it all?
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Bill, you want to plug your podcast?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I don't have one.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Maybe one day, yeah, number one baby.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Just want to wait number one on my preset. But
I digret Now.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
The entertainment updates with the Billy Cop set.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Okay, Roastmaster Nikki Glazer is coming to Boston.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
How about this?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Six shows at the Box Center Wang Theater. Two shows
February twenty first, two shows on the twenty second, and
two shows on the twenty third. Meantime, Mel Robbins comes
to the Box Center, Wang Theater May second, and insiders
are telling me there might be as many as four
Mel Robbins shows.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Yeah, is so high for Mel Robbins. I'm so happy
we had her at the book club last week. But yeah,
she's going on a tour across the country.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
To think it all started with Lisa's book club. And
by the way, the pre sale for Mel Robbins is
this morning at ten o'clock. When is the next book
club event?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Least it's February twenty six.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
We'll be back at Joson Maine with Lisa Genova, who
wrote Still Alice.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
She has a new novel out.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Still a chance to get in on that or it
sold out?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It's sold out in length fifteen minutes. I don't know
why I asked anymore.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Talk about selling out and selling tickets? How about Coldplay
just had the biggest stadium show of the twenty first century.
They had more than two hundred thousand people in two
nights in India. Lisa, you were telling me about this yesterday. Yeah,
broke records amazing. Their tour has sold more than twelve
million tickets. It's the second most successful tour in history,
(11:52):
second only to Taylor Swift in the Era's tour, of course,
and by the way, Coldplay brings the tour to Jilt
Stadium two shows July fifteenth and sixteenth.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
I put a request in to go to that show,
and I put a request in to interview Chris Martin
because you remember, oh, we know about fifteen years ago,
so I thought that.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Would be kind of cool.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Fifteen years later, Chris Martin comes to town.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
It's not safe with Lisa around, just not safe. We
had a lot of fun the last time we talked.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Really yeah, he'd remember you some incredibly relaxed interview.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Therapeutic.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
He could be calling you. You don't even have to
call him. He wants more therapy with Lisa Dunovan.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
The Fire Aid benefit concert for California wildfire victim ze
is tomorrow night. We will be carrying it live on Kiss.
Lady Gagac confirming the release date finally of her new
album Yesterday. The album comes out March seventh, and she
kind of describes it dark poetry hard.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
I definitely didn't adhere to any one genre, but the
beats are all really hard, so that was sort of
the through line. Is like sonically the album is like
pretty hard hitting.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Yeah, Lady Gotga by the way, also doing the Fire
Aid concert tomorrow night. Don't forget the Grammy Awards Are
this coming Sunday night? And don't forget the Pro Bowl
is this Sunday in Orlando. Just announced Patriots quarterback Drake
May is going to the Pro Bowl as a replacement
player for the AFC. He replaces Lamar Jackson, who was
(13:26):
skipping the Pro Bowl. So is Jaden Daniels, and so
is Josh Allen and I think Russell Williams. Will Wilson
has also been named as a replacement. So that ought
to make Steelers fans happy.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Remember when the Pro Ball was real football? Yeah, but
then people will getting hurt. Yeah, So they changed it
to flag football and they don't.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Want to get hurt anymore now. And the reason these
guys aren't going is that some of them are injured.
And meantime, Patriots coach Mike Vrabel has his thoughts on
Drake May.
Speaker 12 (13:57):
Did I mean exciting, talented, ready to athletic mobile, the
ability to make throws at all part of the field
arm talent. But every year is a new process, and
again there'll be some new terminology. There'll be some carryover
from what he's had, and I know that.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
He's ready to learn.
Speaker 12 (14:13):
He's excited, and you know we welcome that and want
him to lead our football team.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yeah, whether he gets in the game or not, he
will always be a pro bowler. Okay, that name will
always be attached to Drake May. Charlie XCX is in
a Super Bowl ad for Uber Eats. She compares football
to club music American football.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
How about I break it down in cup terms.
Speaker 13 (14:36):
So the quarterback, he's like the DJ, he controls the vibe,
bad quarterback, bad vibe.
Speaker 11 (14:42):
The defensive line man is sort of like a bouncer.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I suppose you have.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
To get past him if you want to score.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Then there's a kicker who.
Speaker 13 (14:49):
Is like your really fun friends that shows up and
leaves off to one drink.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh and the referee he's actually kind of fat.
Speaker 13 (14:55):
He has this stripy little out there and a whistle
so cute.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
The Titans.
Speaker 13 (15:01):
No translation needed, babe, And that's pretty much football.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
That explains everything.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
I guess I like it.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I like her.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Bruno Mars is extending his Vegas residency.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
You have another shot to go see Bruno.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I was looking at it. It's like May and June right, I.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Mean yeah, seven more shows spring summer. The first artist
to reach one hundred and fifty million monthly listeners. Ever,
I thought he.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Was joking yesterday posted about his fifty million dollar debts
supposedly that he has, which I don't think is true.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, yeah, but he was like poking fun out.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
He's like, keep streaming, I'll pay off my debt and
note oh.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yeah, and he's also responding to the rumors he made
the song fat Juicy and went to get out of
his gambling guests. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I don't EVE think just looks so good. Why don't
they just leave him alone?
Speaker 6 (15:51):
If people are convinced that he only made the song
to get money from the streams so he could pay
off the debt, Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (15:57):
You know, Bruno, he has a song called Gorilla, which
is from ten years ago, very sexual like. He has
a lot of sexual lyric like deep cuts, So this
isn't actually far off from him, it's just not commercially Bruno.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
I never knew is he married.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
No, he was with this girl, Jessica Chabon for like
ten years. She was like a model actress. They just
broke up like last year.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Well that's sad.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Yeah, Jonas Brothers going back to Disney.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I know, Disney plus the movie.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Christmas Movie for Christmas twenty twenty five. Kevin mustn't need
some money.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I told you last week I saw that.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Common.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Can you guys leave Kevin alone? I don't understand that.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Kevin he well, he just sits there and watches them
when he roll in for the brothers. Hey, he's smart.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah, well, Jones was still one third. Okay, right the divine.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Then in three our buddy posts Malone did it again.
He went to Pizza Hut left a twelve hundred dollars tip.
Don't forget back. On Christmas Eve he tipped a single
mom twenty thousand dollars. Wow, that's posts Malone. And somebody
tried to break into the Jaine Smoker's house drew from
the Chain Smokers. The woman was claiming to be his wife.
(17:04):
I don't think it went very well.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I don't think.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
And then all kinds of rumors Jake and Logan Paul
were going to fight each other in March. Uh, it's
sounding more and more like it's going to be a
reality show now on Max, which makes sense.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Yeah, they they positioned that as a fight. The poster
looks like they're going to fight, but apparently they are.
As rumors, it's going to be a reality show.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
They're they're squaring off.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
They're just the greatest marketers. Yeah, they've made so much money.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
And is it me or does it seem like Max
is getting all the big projects now? For a while
it was Netflix, Netflix, Netflix, and now Max is popping up.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
A lot on it.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Yeah, and now this recently we talked about the woman
who was trying to break a record sleeping with more
than a thousand men in just one day. Well, it
turns out another woman who was trying to break that
record was stopped in her tracks by US customs and
(18:02):
turned back and she's crying foul.
Speaker 13 (18:04):
But I got stopped the border and they're basically like,
you know, you can't be a thousand guys here. Yeah,
because I guess it's technically casts work like, but it's
funny really like they stopped me at the border and
that's what they said, and so I said, okay, I
won't do it here.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
I think it's probably.
Speaker 13 (18:20):
Because I use my real name is the same as
my stage name, and that's probably how they figured out
like they must have rather just like seen because they
were like, oh, you've been going viral on the media lately.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
So I was like, yeah, how do you think that
conversation went with us customs?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
What are your plans here? What was the reason?
Speaker 8 (18:40):
Again they were saying, she can't have sex with that,
she can't do we don't. I think they consider your prostitute.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
Illegal here, which no, it's legal in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Was in Vegas?
Speaker 6 (18:51):
Yeah, was legal. They just shut her down because there's
been a lot of hype online on OnlyFans the other
girl that did it, the video got taken down. They're
trying to just stop bit stop that whole thing.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeah, it's kind of a little much a bad message,
like if.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
You can do what you want to do with your body,
But it seems like just a lot.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, I don't want to slutshame.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
No, no, no not, I'm not.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
I think again, your body choice to do what you
want as a female.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I'm hurting just hearing about it.
Speaker 8 (19:22):
It seems like a lot thinking about it a lot,
and also like we have to have a little bit
more self respect. Yeah, that was just gonna let anybody
because if you get it a thousand guys.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
That's all. There's no standard.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
No, I'm actually having vagina pain and I don't have
a vagina feeling.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yeah, can she still walk? Somebody questions?
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Don't forget topic time comes up at seven forty this morning.
We want to know your worst or most embarrassing hookups.
You can call now at six months seven nine wait
or justin they can reach out to the chalkpack. How
do they do that?
Speaker 14 (19:57):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (19:57):
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just just tap their little red microphone on the iHeart app.
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Speaker 2 (20:21):
What an incredibly relaxed interview.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, doesn't it a therapeutic?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
From the Planet Fitness Kiss Rue Away Studios. We're back
with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
So this is very cool. First of all slipery morning.
This morning out there, it's it's kind of messy.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
You'll see some sun though, and then it will cloud
over and then like high winds this afternoon fifty miles
an hour.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Oh my, that's like hurricane ish.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
Better check the boat there, Bill, your boat stow in
the water, right, Oh yeah, yeah, you better check. It's
gonna get windy.
Speaker 15 (20:51):
The only thing funnier than Billy's boat being upside down
and floating in the middle of Boston Harbor would be
a huge windstorm just came by and somehow some mud
was just around and was slapping up against the sides
of that thing, like covered completely even inside. Maybe like
when the doors could swing open and all they could
(21:12):
go flying into there, into his duvets and pillows. That
would be good.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, and way too much time thinking about that.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
This is what she thinks should be the funniest thing
she's ever seen.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
That's my girl, Sarah, Sarah. We welcome those talkbags, keep
them coming. But yeah, it's gonna be windy today.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Really, maybe I should call over there. If everything's that
little inflatable you have, well that stowed away for that
would be on top of a building and somewhere in
the South End.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
One time, many years ago, we had a storm, right,
and this is when Bill's boat was in Danvers, I think,
and he was panicked about his brand new inflatable and
that there was gonna be water and he couldn't tell.
So he said to me, I don't know what to do.
Do you know anybody that would go up pay them
five hundred dollars? That's how panicked he was. So I
call my friend and I go, do you want to
make five hundred bucks? He's like sure, So he drives
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all the way to Danvers, get in there, and the
inflatable was fine, this zero water. He goes just and
there's nothing, and then he goes Bill, He's still gonna
pay me. I go, yeah, minute.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I wasn't paying him to move it. I was paying
him just to look.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
At it, to make sure it wasn't underwater.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Did your friend get paid?
Speaker 6 (22:23):
He got paid five hundred from Son Wow for nothing.
He still talks about it to this day all the time.
The easiest money he's ever made.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Wendy today, Windy yesterday almost I almost got blown over
in the Financial District of Boston.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yes, it's gonna be worse.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Well, do you need to get my friend Bobby on
the horn hend and go check your boat.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I'll make one call and then i'll let you know.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
All right, I'll let you know, Bob.
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Speaker 6 (24:07):
Pretty good. All right, we have a crazy story. Next,
is there a brand new Walk of Shame? Find out
on this story coming up next to the billion Lisa's.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Show, Lisaki.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Okay, so we've got a topic for you, and this
could get ugly, Lisa, what is it?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
All right? So we saw this on social yesterday.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
This girl was talking about how she hooked up with
this guy, but on the way out of the door,
he asked her to take the trash out.
Speaker 8 (24:33):
Okay, because I really just spent the night at the
guy's house and he asked me to take the trash
my way out.
Speaker 9 (24:42):
The worst thing is that I'm doing it, So come
with me to take the trash out At a man's apartment.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Is this the real watch?
Speaker 6 (24:51):
So the question this morning, honey, take that on on
your way out.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Oh my god, let's right at the door, just that
big white bag and just take it with you.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
The dempster's right out. It's amazing to me.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
She's lugging this giant trash bag down the stairs into the.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Trash looking so angry.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
So the question this morning, and the topic this morning
is most embarrassings.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I guess worst hookups are funniest or most embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Yeah, they tend to lead to a walk of shame
for somebody.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
I wonder on that story though, with that girl, will
she ever go back? You think it.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Sounds like if she take the trash house, you probably will.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
She was.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
She was like, sure, I'll take your trash out. She'll
probably go back for more.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
They could be married right now, for all we know.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
They could be or she could never go back because
she's embarrassed by it.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
I'm actually sitting here wondering if there's someone out there
claiming I'm their worst hookup ever.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Oh oh, well, do you have a crazy hookup story?
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Then I don't, but I'm worried somebody might have one
with my.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Name on it.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
You lived too nice of a life, Billy sheltered.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I'm very sheltered. But Lisa, you've got one.
Speaker 10 (25:59):
You know.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
It was a long time ago when I was living
in New York, but I this date happened over a Halloween,
you know, weekend. So we went out dressed up for
Halloween and I was wearing you know, some sort of
very sloy, yeah, kind of seventies vibe, you know, a
lot of glitter, and I.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Just remember the next.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
You know, you kind of have to come out and
take the cab home and you're dressed and there's just
glitter everywhere New York.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
It was so awful, Like I just felt, so did
you have the garages running? I had the whole thing,
and it didn't look.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Like cast It didn't look like how you originally put
it on the night before.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah, the next day, Yeah, it was really it was.
It was really.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Embarrassing anyway, but funny, like I could laugh about it.
Speaker 16 (26:49):
Craziest hookup story. Met a girl at a bar in
Faniel Hall. Got physical in the dance floor, tried to
get more physical in the bathroom, saw the men's room,
the space and didn't work, which is good. We almost
got caught were not on a date. A few days later,
she tried to keep her own car on the way back,
and then in the bedroom of her place with roommates,
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she was incredibly loud.
Speaker 14 (27:14):
It was awkward.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Did you say she keyed her own That was weird.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, what was that all about?
Speaker 15 (27:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
Trying to hook up in a bathroom, though, is not ideal.
Speaker 8 (27:26):
No, very small, very small, and yeah, you to consider
all things.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Yeah, it's not fun.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Well that leads to like, what's the weirdest place.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
You have ever?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
True, that's a different topic. Yeah, in a phone booth
ones when those used to exist.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
A phone goes all right, superman high clock can.
Speaker 14 (27:46):
I was looking up with this guy and he got
a bloody nose and didn't notice until I was like,
why does my fiece feel like a little like, Yeah,
it turns out it was his blood.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
That is the worst so far.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
That's the records. Yeah, that's number one so far.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
We feel something warm and wet and you're like, okay.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
You know when I was younger, I had a girl
that slept over my house and the next morning she
had to be home and I did not have a car,
and it was a long walk. So I said to her,
do you want my dad to drive your home? And
my dad drove her home the next day. She was
so empossed. I felt so bad. She had the ride
of shame, like the ride of shame. Yeah, dad brought
her and my dad was in the next like I
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lived in a little home.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
What did they talk about.
Speaker 6 (28:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
I don't think they talked at all, because she's in
the car putting herself together. Yes, at morning the next day,
I'm sure your dad's thinking out a boy.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
All right, we're gonna get to a Tina in Hull.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Uh, Tina in Hull. Come on, give us some juice.
Speaker 17 (28:58):
Hey, good morning. So it isn't a story about like
a walk of shame. But I had a really really
bad date. When I got out of college. I moved
to Atlanta, Georgia. It was in nineteen ninety five, and
I met a guy down there and it turned out
he was a local DJ and his name was Brian
Greathhouse and he's like, Oh, we're going to go to
this club and I was like all right. So he
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wore this denim jacket that had like lazoned and bedazzled.
Brian Greathhouse on the back of his jacket, and all
of these people were like handing them their cassettes because
back then it was like little cassettes for their music.
And he was just show boating. It was so embarrassing,
and so by the time the date was over, I
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stupidly agreed. I'm like, yeah, okay, we'll go out to
a pub and we'll have one more drink. And so
we got there and I wasn't feeling it anyway, but
I threw a twenty dollars dollars on the on the bar,
and I was like, I'm just gonna run to the bathroom,
all right, back, And when I came back, he had
my change in his hand and he said, oh, here's
your change, and I said, oh thanks, and I went
to sit down and put my purse down, and then
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he took it and he said too slow. You lose
and he stuff the money in his back pocket and
oh my god.
Speaker 10 (30:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (30:12):
So I never dated him again, and he couldn't understand why.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Wow, buoy, hi, Brian, we're such idiots sometimes, I guess,
so amazing.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yeah, you lose washing. Never trust a guy in a
bedazzled jack.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
You never should have left the house once he shows
up in the bedazzle with his name on it. Okay, pal,
where we're going to with State Fair?
Speaker 6 (30:38):
Let's go to Mary and Worcester.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Hey, Mary, thanks for calling in from Worcester. What's going on?
Speaker 18 (30:43):
Hi?
Speaker 10 (30:44):
So?
Speaker 19 (30:45):
I was in my twenties and we were leaving a
bar in downtown Boston with my two friends. It was
freezing at this point, couldn't get cabs, and there was
a garbage truck driving by, and it wasn't like one
that actually had trashed it, but was some kind of
like a like a garbage type vehicle. And we flagged
them down and they took us home to the North
End and you know, kind of put on their flash
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years and came in and hung out with us. It's
the night. And one of them, the one in the
passenger's seat, was gorgeous, aptly gorgeous. He was from Southey
and he said he was an actor and he knew
the rock and he was just home and he was
just getting some extra work. And we hooked up that
night and we stayed in touch, and he was in
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my phone as the garbageman.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, so is he an actor?
Speaker 10 (31:33):
He is? I?
Speaker 19 (31:33):
Actually I watched he study was and I watched the movie.
It was one where the rock was like a football
player and he was one of the football players in
the movie where there was like a little girl in
the movie.
Speaker 10 (31:43):
I watched it.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah, and I watched.
Speaker 19 (31:45):
I couldn't find him, but I mean he was. He
was dropped at gorgeous and yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
A good one.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
But what you're saying is it was a pretty trashy night.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Yeah, okay, uh yeah, that was good, justin what I like.
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
It was good. I'm laughing.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Bottom line is topic time is up next. Give us
a call six one seven nine. We've already got some
good ones. I'm sure we can get some better one
six one seven nine three one one one oh wait,
justin tell them how to get the talkback mic.
Speaker 6 (32:18):
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If you're listening on the iHeart app, you can tap
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Speaker 2 (32:28):
Topic time is next.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Now it's topic time with Billy and Lisa in the morning.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
So we kicked off the topic earlier. I think this
is a good one.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
We've already had a lot of good calls, We've had
a lot of good talkbacks. It's your most embarrassing hook
up or walk of shame or worst hook up ever,
a worst story ever. And we'll go to the phones first.
And we've got the mayor of the South End. This
has got to be good mayor.
Speaker 18 (32:54):
Okay, I'm not proud of it, but it actually happened.
I went to a wake and then one of the
workers he was flirting with me. He had a beautiful
suit on. He looked like Ricky Martin. So he hands me,
he hands me a note and he says, meet you
and a half an hour when this service is over,
by the side door. So I must have been in Greece.
Speaker 10 (33:16):
So I go to the.
Speaker 18 (33:17):
Side door and he leads me to this room with
all closed caskets. So I said to him these caskets.
Do these caskets have bodies in them? And he goes,
what do you think? And then we made love. And
I'll have to tell you I've never felt so alive
in my life.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Oh my god, did you make love in a casket?
Speaker 20 (33:43):
No, in the room?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Oh my gosh, Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Well, what was the movie?
Speaker 18 (33:51):
Was?
Speaker 4 (33:51):
It the wedding crashers where one of them started crashing funerals.
He said, oh, no, funerals are the best. You get
them in morning, and then just very vulnerable. Let's go
to Ashley in Franklin, Massachusetts. Good morning, Ashley. What have
you got?
Speaker 20 (34:08):
So this is a story about it's more about my
friend than me. But so we were eighteen and we
decided to skip class we were in college, to skip
class and go get tattoos. And so we go, we
get the tattoo, each get one, and then the tattoo
guys are like, do you guys want us to buy alcohol?
So they bought us alcohol, got us drunk, and then
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my friend went and hooked up in the back room
with the tattoo artist. And then I'm sitting there with
the other tattoo guy and he's like, you know, we're
just trying to kill time. He's like, do another tattoo
for free. So now I have a stupid tattoo that
I hate for free, all because you.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Just sit there and wait for your friend. I just
casually walked into the back room.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
And started doing it.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Yeah, wow, what's the tattoo?
Speaker 20 (34:58):
So the one I wanted was across, and then the
one that I didn't want. I was like, oh, I'll
get an upside down cross.
Speaker 10 (35:05):
I hate ith.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Yeah, when he wants to know where the place is,
we've got Amanda calling in from New Hampshire.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Now, Amanda, give us a good one.
Speaker 21 (35:16):
So when I was about eighteen or nineteen years old,
I had a guy invite me over his place, but
he had to sneak me in so his parents wouldn't know.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
And then the.
Speaker 21 (35:27):
Next morning he's like, well, I can't let my parents
know that you're here, so I need you to crawl
out my window. And so the window led to a
roof that was at an angle, so I had to
kind of flide down it and thankfully it was only
like maybe a five foot drop from there. But unfortunately
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his mom.
Speaker 10 (35:48):
Did catch us.
Speaker 21 (35:49):
Oh boy and yeah yep, and so she ended up
driving me home instead of him. That was a fun,
like twenty minute drive home, and she decided to interrogate
me the entire time about him and everything that happened
and what he was doing with his spare time. So
that was a fun, yes, But the crawling out a
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window was a highlight of my walk of man.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Does he still exist in your life at all? Good question.
Speaker 21 (36:22):
Absolutely not no, definitely not.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Okay, Well, this son, this story sounds rearily familiar. I
feel like I heard this story from somebody that I know.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, Whennie, didn't you crawl out a window or.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Somebody window crawl a window?
Speaker 6 (36:37):
I had before you go on, Whennie, you notice how
she's been suspiciously quiet the.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Entire Yes, because she knew it would come up.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah, So what happened?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Oh, this was Oh my god. I was like in
college or right after. It was a long long time ago.
I met this guy whatever.
Speaker 8 (36:54):
I went back to his place and oh my god,
he literally like his uncle or something or his dad,
I don't know. We were like in our early twenties,
and he snuck me into the house. But they had
a really like a Yorky dog that started yipping and barking,
and they woke to dad up and he spoke Spanish
and he was like yelling in Spanish, so I didn't
know what he was saying.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
And then he hid me in the closet.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
So that how long were you in the closet for
like an hour?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Oh, the guy came in there. I was going to
find me and I'm like, okay, I'm like twenty three.
Speaker 8 (37:22):
This is like I'm way too old for this, and
I want to I did not hook up with him
because of that.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
I did not hook up with him. I will just
let let it not happen.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Well, once he's hiding you in the closet, I think
I'm impressed. You spent an hour in there.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Was I was afraid and I didn't know what he
was saying. It's not like I you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
And what did you do in the closet? I just
sat there when.
Speaker 6 (37:39):
You left, though, ye had tiptoe.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
I had to wait time to fall back asleep and
then a little dog. Yeah, yeah, I learned my lesson justin.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Didn't you have to sneak someone past your father or
something once? Uh? Well, yeah, a couple of times.
Speaker 6 (37:55):
Yeah you know. You know I was allowed to have
girls into the house. Yes, so I had to sneak
them in and out through windows the basements.
Speaker 11 (38:04):
Yeah, you know, it was crazy in my college years.
Drunken night, I'm cooking up with this guy. He talked
me to go into the roof.
Speaker 18 (38:12):
Still it.
Speaker 11 (38:12):
At the start, we were having sat some of them
out the chimney. All of a sudden bricks from the
chimney start falling off, and I screamed so loud that
the neighbors all heard.
Speaker 18 (38:22):
He was so startled.
Speaker 11 (38:23):
He rolled off the roof and broke his leg, and
all the neighbors were looking out their window.
Speaker 20 (38:28):
As he step about the room, snaked, oh.
Speaker 6 (38:31):
Did you do it on the roof?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
I know why.
Speaker 6 (38:35):
It's not a good idea. Broke his leg and look
what happens.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
You know what I was thinking? You know, if you
have a bulkhead, I got to talk to my three sons.
They had to be sneaking people in the bulkhead every
single night. You know, you have the bulkhead in the backyard.
Nobody uses it. They probably brought everybody in through the
back door.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
I'm sure. I'm sure the herd stories. I'm sure the
Lindfield House was popping.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Oh I've heard stories.
Speaker 6 (38:57):
Yeah, you know what else is popping?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Line?
Speaker 4 (38:59):
One annousren' we go. We've got an anonymous one good morning, anonymous,
give it to us.
Speaker 18 (39:06):
Hi.
Speaker 22 (39:06):
So, about twenty five years ago, right after college, I
was out in Boston with a bunch of girlfriends from
high school and we ran into a group of guys
that we had gone to high school with. So one
of them mentioned that he was going back to a
guy to who I had the crush down in high school.
So I'm like, okay, yeah, let's go back there. We
got there, that guy's asleep. I ended up passing out
(39:28):
on a couch. The other guy passed out on a
different coach. I wake up in the morning, go into
the bathroom, and this was twenty five years ago. So
I'm wearing those like black stretchy like club pants. Sure,
and I realized my pants are on backwards. So to
this day, I don't know if I went out with
pants on backwards or if something potentially happened, which it
(39:49):
may have, because he was trying to hit on me
and then I passed out, or at least I think
I did, and I don't know. Fast forward ten years later,
and I now have little kids, and I live in
a different town, like thirty miles away, and I show
up at the soccer field and here's this guy that
I think I potentially hooked up with.
Speaker 19 (40:07):
And now we live in the same town.
Speaker 22 (40:09):
And fast forward another fifteen years and now we have
kids that are the same age and hang out and
I see him everywhere.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Did you ever ask him if something happened now?
Speaker 18 (40:17):
No?
Speaker 22 (40:17):
No, never, ap No, I'm too mortified. No idea, yep.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Later you'll never know what that attitude. You're not going
to ask him.
Speaker 10 (40:26):
I'll never know.
Speaker 22 (40:28):
I don't want to know.
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Just as well. Yeah, let's go to Audrey. She's calling
in from Jamaica plane, JP, Audrey, what's up?
Speaker 10 (40:38):
Hi? I was the worst date for a man that
I went on a first date with. We went bowling.
My ex boyfriend showed up, sat there watching us, So
I said, let's go somewhere else, and we went to
a bar a couple miles away. This is in Connecticut.
He boyfriend pulls up ex boyfriend of stool between us
(41:00):
of the bar. So we go to a third place.
We're starting to play a game of pool. The ex
boyfriend shows up, puts money on the table to play.
I said, let's go back to your house. So we
go back to the apartment. We're starting to hook up.
There's a silhouette in the doorway and I said, I
didn't know you had a roommate. He said, I don't.
(41:22):
My ex boyfriend had climbed into the second floor bathroom
window and he was standing in the doorway. He was well,
we luckily had just started so it wasn't you know,
still had our clothes on.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
So what happened?
Speaker 10 (41:41):
I went into a fit of rage. I screamed, dragged
him to the door. I probably hit it. The guy
called the police and at that point we agreed to
call it a night.
Speaker 4 (41:52):
So wow, and that's breaking anent.
Speaker 6 (41:57):
Yeah, you're following you.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah, I hope that guys. Yeah, I hope he's not
in your life anymore.
Speaker 10 (42:03):
He's not with us anymore.
Speaker 11 (42:06):
Years ago?
Speaker 2 (42:08):
What about the guy you were hooking up with? Is
he around?
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (42:12):
Last I heard he was in England. Oh no, this
was a long time ago, but definitely memorable.
Speaker 6 (42:19):
Memorable something you never forget, I know, Yeah, you never
forget these crazy moments in life, the crazy hookups and
crazy things that happened.
Speaker 7 (42:27):
I was wearing my Apple watch in the middle of
the deed and it accidentally called nine one one and
the police showed up. Was very embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Whoa you wear an Apple watch?
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I do? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Is it ever called?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Must must have been a busy night when I was
in college.
Speaker 21 (42:51):
I was leaving the guy's house in the morning and
there was.
Speaker 18 (42:53):
A five k happening right outside.
Speaker 21 (42:56):
So I had to walk by.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
All the runners and families at like seven am.
Speaker 21 (43:01):
In a black body condress and heels, and it was
really you know.
Speaker 6 (43:05):
What they all knew?
Speaker 8 (43:07):
Yeah, yeah, look at her.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Things going on there.
Speaker 4 (43:14):
She had a good night here.
Speaker 23 (43:15):
It is my worst poke up story.
Speaker 22 (43:18):
So poke up with a guy.
Speaker 23 (43:20):
Luckily I happened to know him, but we hooked up.
Speaker 22 (43:24):
In the morning.
Speaker 23 (43:25):
I come upstairs, it's his mom making breakfast and she says, here,
I made you an English muff and sandwich. Sounds like
you worked off a lot of calories last night.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
Oh, great stories, keeping coming. We loved it.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
We love you.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Guys, kids Billy every morning. Kiss when I wait and
we're back. You want to recap the show? That's tower justice,
I mean it was.
Speaker 6 (43:51):
I mean I told you guys the story earlier about
my friend getting paid from Billy because years ago his
inflatable was possibly underwater and Billy was so panicked he
had me call my friend who left work to go
check it. Everything was okay, but he got paid for that.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Good morning.
Speaker 10 (44:07):
It's Lucy, hey, justin.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
I just drove by Billy's boat and it looks absolutely fine.
Speaker 7 (44:12):
Can you get me five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Love you. Did she really drive by?
Speaker 6 (44:22):
Who knows? But it's gonna be windy today and your
boat might be Oh.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
God, might sick a worrying about that thing.
Speaker 5 (44:27):
Yeah, well things are gonna be flying off of it.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Oh god, I know.
Speaker 6 (44:31):
And he does so much work to it too. Yeah,
that's put so much money into it, so hopefully it'll
be okay. We also mentioned earlier about the kiss preset thing.
This thing's just exploded, so you know, we had mentioned
the iHeartRadio app has new and improved features which are
really cool. They have a lyric feature, a scan like
a radio, and also a presets right at the top
of the screen. So we kind of jokingly said, make
(44:53):
us your number one pre set, And people really are.
They're sending me pictures, so keep them coming. We love it.
Speaker 9 (44:58):
Good morning. I make kiss one await the preset on
my iHeartRadio app, and it's the only station I have.
I don't listen to any other radio stations. I listened
to Kiss one to wait, and I listened to podcasts.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
That's it.
Speaker 9 (45:14):
I didn't know that people still listen to other radio stations.
Speaker 6 (45:18):
Well, thank you for that.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Yeah, I love her.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
I love that
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