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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now this morning show in Boston, Billy and Lisa in
the morning. It's just a great start to my day
on Kids one Away.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Welcome to the show, everybody. It is justin.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I hope you had a great weekend. Thank you for
tuning in. I don't know how you're listening. Maybe it's
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Billion Lisa Show on Kiss one to wait anyway, Lots
of stuff going on today. First and foremost, Bill Costa
(00:32):
has an achilles injury. He's been ordered to wear a
boot to help it heal, and he is still refusing.
Do you believe it?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
I ended up snapping my achilles. They couldn't repair it.
They sewed my flexer tendon to my achilles. Now the
toes on that foot really don't work and it was
almost a three year, three.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Years recovery process.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
We're the freaking boosh up to your knees because you're
a kill. These ones right up the back of your
leg and stop whineing like a little two year old Big.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
I've been saying that lady on the talk back.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
That's you know what, that's called tough love. Stop whineing
like a little two year old big.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Can you imagine if that was me and my toes
weren't working?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
And like, that's more than a hit If you don't
wear the boot, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Wear the freaking booth.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh my god, gotta wear it.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Dude, Yeah, really, what is wrong with you? You're a
grown ash man. You got a big boogle that needs
some mending. Now, everybody give Billy the boot. That's right.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I love this.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 7 (01:46):
It starts with the boot and the toe, and then
it goes to other places.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
It spreads, Yes, the problem spreads.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
You guys would love to see me walking in with
a full length cast all.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
The way up to hip.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Well.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
You know who's laughing today, Gary the Golden Bachelor. Yeah,
because remember he had the hitch and you couldn't let
it go. You made fun of him every single day
on this show. Yeah, but he wouldn't admit to the hitch.
You know, dude, you got to hitch.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
You're owning it.
Speaker 8 (02:14):
There you go, Hey, guys, are you really sure you
want billy to wear that boot. I mean, I wouldn't
encourage it. It's like, you know, the man doesn't even
wear socks, so he's gonna have his sweaty little foot
in there, you know, doing this little hitchwalk, and then
you know what, if it starts to smell, it's just
all going to be trapped in there. And then you know,
Lisa's got to sit next to him.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
That poor thing.
Speaker 8 (02:36):
I don't know I pre consider if.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I are you.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Yeah, well, the boot comes with a thick sock. That's
another thing. It's a sock that goes up to your knee.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Wait, can you take the sock out and wash it?
Speaker 9 (02:47):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Yeah, you put the sock on up to your knee.
That alone, Like if my wife saw me walking around
the house with a sock up to my knee, I
would never have sex.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Like, yeah, that would be over.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Oh okay, this is what I'm that's why you're not
wearing the boot.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Well, it's that thing that I've always said, you know,
it's a contract when you get married, like you know,
like I'm okay, I wasn't expecting this. Wait, he's going
to see me limping around the house and say, oh, really,
this is what I signed up.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
So this this is the essence.
Speaker 10 (03:21):
Oh what's happening here?
Speaker 6 (03:22):
I didn't even want her to see the boot because
to her it would be a sign that.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Okay, there's more to come.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
He's the whole thing to let us know he has sex.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Oh, I have sex.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
So I can't wear the boot.
Speaker 11 (03:35):
Like that's what you want to announce to the whole
Boston area that you're having sex?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
No, I said, no, I think it's I think it's
more of the other thing.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
No, it's images. You will never lose that image in
her head. Me with the sock up to the knee.
Speaker 10 (03:50):
You know what either will I?
Speaker 6 (03:53):
You know what I mean? It's like, oh god, it's
just stripping you clean, like it's yeah, I just to submit.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Oh, you're so dramatic. I can't get behind you at all.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
This is the stupid same.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You gotta know Michelle the lover.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I know Michelle. I love Michelle.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
She'll just stop looking up, like if I'm walking in
the room, she'll just turn the other way.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Jari probably does.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Just she's not gonna want to see it, Like I'll
have to only be home when she's not home.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
But Billy, the boot doesn't have to be when you're
at home on the couch.
Speaker 11 (04:25):
It's only when you're walking around the day at work,
like when you're home.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Take it off.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Okay, you think Michelle is gonna want to walk into
a nice restaurant with me hobbling in a boot.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
No, oh my god, she just rather. You're wrong on this.
She We know Michelle. She is the most the sweetest person.
And she took she took vows with me. Here's what's
going to happen.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Okay, Eventually she's going to be going out to dinner
with the guy that she sells the dancers with once
a week, Troy what's his name? I'm not saying it,
Tony what's his name?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
You know the tea?
Speaker 6 (04:57):
You know he can dance?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Travis?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, at least he can dance.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Oh my god? Is she the tailor too? Is Travis?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Could you there are times when when you need to
shut it really?
Speaker 7 (05:10):
I think you could like make this really playful and
turn into something.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Like give me.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Michelle and I'm sitting next to you with a boot.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Okay, So she walks in and like her little nurses outfit,
Yeah right, oh right, play like, oh can I help.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
You break out the baby oil, like.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Oh, did you hurt yourself?
Speaker 12 (05:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Right, like that kind of doesn't she have scrubs?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
She used to work in the medical I gotta be
honest with you.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
She wears something too, something good for yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Have to be honest with you.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
For nurses listening right now, there's nothing hotter than scrubs.
Speaker 10 (05:46):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, my wife's a nurse, right, and so do you
ever have her just kind of come in. I mean
that's between us. I'm not gonna say it, but you, Michelle,
that's great.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I think it's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I think it's really nice.
Speaker 13 (05:56):
Still is a nice, kind heart old man.
Speaker 10 (06:01):
It's really not cool to make fun of the elderly
and the people.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
From the planet Fitness. Kiss one Away Studios.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
We're back with a Villi and Lisa in the morning Kiss.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
So a big story in the news are the prices
of eggs. They have been soaring and that got us thinking,
what is something that you would pay for no matter
what the price is?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
And yes, minus hummus, I.
Speaker 14 (06:24):
Would pay anything for diet coke. I have wanted day
small bottle, not the leader. I look forward to that.
I have it at lunch. It gets me through my morning.
I can't wait for that glorious diet coke. I would
pay anything for it. Actually, I did a couple of
weeks ago at the Polo Lounge in New York City.
I think it was fifteen dollars. But it came in
a tall, thin glass, perfect ratio of ice cubes. It
(06:48):
was crisp, it was delicious. It was like drinking a
glass of crystal.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
I kind of want a diet coke now, yeah, I
didn't know that was still in existence.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I will say the coke for my dog the best.
Speaker 11 (07:01):
It's a dollar whatever, twenty nine, but if it went
up to like ten dollars, I might.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
But what it makes it's so good.
Speaker 11 (07:06):
So McDonald's has a wave of the only company that
does this coke gives them a canister instead of the
bags to make the coke, so they have in the
co two canister, so it's extra crispy, whereas everywhere else
is just mixing, you know, the carbonated water with the syrup.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Which is still good too. It's still great too, still
good too.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
When I you know, I gained a lot of weight
because I worked at Friendlies and had unlimited access to soda,
So I would just drink the Fountain soda.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
They love coke.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Yeah, and if you missed it earlier. Justin would pay
anything for hummus.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Okay, I don't know why. That's all. That was kind
of a crew ball. Can somebody get my back on this?
Speaker 15 (07:46):
Okay, listen, Justin, I don't follow you for the homus thang.
I'm right there with you on that one. I don't
know what brand it is, but there's a brand that
does a carrot saracha hummus.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Oh yeah. I would give up sex for this stuff.
Speaker 16 (07:58):
It is so good.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah yeah, I think it's called Lantana maybe, but I'll
try it.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
I liked all hummus. By the way, I happened to
know the Cedars people. The Cedars homeless people.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Can you hook a brother up? Very nice people I
can reach out.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Would you like homemade hummus?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I love you? No, Okay.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
So you have a bex that used to wear working sure.
She was Lebanese and she sent me to my first
ever Lebanese restaurant. It's in Methuen or someone, and they
had obviously hummus.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
It was awesome, okay.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Well as the other Lebanese friend, I.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Can you'r Lebanese?
Speaker 10 (08:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I didn't know that. Yes, you didn't know that she's Lebanese.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
My last name is Cory.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Like, what do you what do you think I am?
Speaker 17 (08:40):
Like?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I thought you were a French. I gotta be honest.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
When I first first met Whinnie, I wouldn't have guessed
the Lebanese.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Well, my mom's white, my dad's from Lebanon, so I
favor her.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Okay, where's your recommendation?
Speaker 11 (08:51):
Awadie? Which our friend? It tastes like my Sitoo's grandmother.
It takes like her cooking. It is the best Lebanese
who I've ever had outside of my house. And it
is so so, so so so good.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Romy's is good too.
Speaker 10 (09:04):
I have to say.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Where a brand?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It's a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Wow, I'm surrounded by holess people and diet Coke for
a diet.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Good morning. It's Lucy here. The one thing that I
would pay for, no matter how.
Speaker 18 (09:21):
Expensive it gout, would be my membership to my gym.
Speaker 19 (09:25):
I go to cross a six nine six and gardener
and not only does it keep me healthy, it keeps
my sanity and it keeps me from killing people.
Speaker 20 (09:34):
So it's a win win for everybody.
Speaker 21 (09:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
If I would have known we were making lists for
this topic, yeah, I would have shows the gym.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
As much problem. We're currently in the process of making lists.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
So should we keep adding to timmy fashs and Gardener?
There's really nothing else shall want?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
What's going?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Isn't that the furniture capital of Massachusetts? Don't know?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
It's like it's far Outrood too.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
They make furniture.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
She loves making enemies with all these things.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Don't want the turn of Gardener coming at me.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
But I'm confined as did two hour drive.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Oh god, by the way, Gardner mattresses, Yeah, exactly, and.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
They have a CrossFit jet. Oh all right, so there
you go.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
They are going on.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Since we're talking gyms, I was at a beautiful pilates
facility in south of yesterday called Studio seventy eight. You
may want to check Love Pilates, Matt Pilates.
Speaker 17 (10:28):
Farmer.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
You didn't do pilates, did you?
Speaker 22 (10:31):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I watched, Yeah, well you have an injury. Yeah yeah.
I had to let them know right away.
Speaker 10 (10:35):
Again, Yeah, you're out.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
It's some stretching there.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
It's a beautiful play and if you think about it,
you've had a long list of injuries that have happened
while shooting your TV show, right if you.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Want to know what's funny.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Before we started shooting yesterday, I said I'm not getting involved.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
You guys have a bad track record. You keep hurting me.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah, hockey, you fell and broke your shoulder with the kids.
You did something else too, I forget I hurt.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
My other shoulder doing a hockey commercial with a couple
of Bruins.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Me, is any trying to kill you?
Speaker 21 (11:03):
Say?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
She can like have the shadow.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
I gotta tell you, I think they'd get a certain
sense of comfort at watching me on my back and
paying rising and pain. It's funny to every you want
to know a funny thing about the Bruins thing when
I took the fall when I was skating around with
the bees, I absolutely forbade them from using that video
in any way.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I know I could couldn't find it.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, so it's nowhere. They deleted it.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
And it's gone. Someone has it and I'll track it down.
Don't worry.
Speaker 19 (11:32):
I have to say. Getting food delivered, I feel like
you can't even get a cheese pizza these days for
less than like thirty bucks. But as the primary cook
with the family. If it's one of those nights, if
I don't feel like cooking and I just want a
hot meal, I will pay anything to have someone else
bring dinner to my house.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
So I love do a dash.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
And see, that's the thing about pizza. You never look
at the price. You just want pizza. You're having a
pizza moment. Pizza has gone up, oh considerably.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Everything's gone up, I know.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
But if you think about a large cheese pizza cost before,
it's it's way more now.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
Because it needs tomatoes, it needs cheese.
Speaker 10 (12:11):
Everything's gone up twenty five percent.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Very good.
Speaker 22 (12:13):
Hey everybody, this is Amy from Cedars.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Thank you so much for.
Speaker 10 (12:17):
The ceedars this morning.
Speaker 22 (12:19):
We'd love to get you awesome hummus next week or
we can ship them to your home, so you just
let us know. I've already messaged Justin and the show
on Instagram as a local family owned company.
Speaker 10 (12:30):
We appreciate the shout.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Out that I told you Justin. I know that the people, well,
thank you, Amy.
Speaker 11 (12:36):
And why didn't she message you, you know, our so okay,
because she's listening to the storyline.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Okay, in the storyline, it's Justin and Hummus.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, I love Hummus. They're just my favorite brand. I
like the other brands too, but Cedars is just the best.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
It is so good.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, you know, eat it every week.
Speaker 23 (12:52):
I'm just saying I would pay anything for coffee. It
doesn't matter ten dollars, forty dollars, I don't care. What
I'm really calling for is justin. I love hummus too,
and I was always thank you super against chocolate hummus
because it just seemed like blasphemous. I'm telling you right now,
it is unbelievable with a sliced apple or fruit chocolate hummus.
(13:14):
Give it a try.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Where do you think? Where do you find chocolate hummus.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
I don't know if Sears has it, but I've seen
it at the grocery store. Sheetars might have a really yeah,
I've seen it at the grocery store.
Speaker 11 (13:24):
Maybe market baskets stop and I'll bet there are people
out there listening right now who would pay anything.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
For gualk right, I lock people are GUK lovers. Cedars
does have a dark chocolate, my girl, Amy out there
some hummus chocolate hummus for us?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, different strawberries or am.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
If you get cedars, Hummus with strawberries. I'm going to hummus. Okay, hummus,
town Baby, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 24 (13:52):
The one thing that I will always always buy, no
matter how expensive it is, if it triples quadrupled in price,
because I always need my Street at night, It's ice
cream Carolin without it.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I thought you was gonna say sex.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, no one said, who's haaying for sex?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Well, if you had to, Hi's Charlie Boos And you're
waking up with my two favorite people in Boston, Billy
and Lisa on Kiss one to wait.
Speaker 9 (14:25):
Hey, justin go easy on Billy, next time you play
a game.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
What up, everybody? Justin here. It's a Monday morning. Hope
you had a great weekend. Welcome back to the Billy
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Speaker 2 (14:49):
You can put us right up there at number one.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
There's also a bunch of other features lyrics scanned feature,
so make sure you check it out. It's free to
download anyway. Jimmy Cash, comedian from Worcester who's all so
a custodian, will be at the Wilber this Thursday night.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
We love Jimmy, So let me ask you something.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Jimmy, So, when did you realize that you could be
a comedian while at the same time being a Is
it okay to say janitor? Is that a good word
I approves, not custodial engineer or you know some people
prefer that.
Speaker 17 (15:18):
I'll give you a pass. I like janitor. It's a
little more I do too, daring right.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Yeah, Now, as a janitor in the public school system,
what's the toughest gig you do?
Speaker 17 (15:27):
The toughest gig is the one you hate doing talking
to the teachers. No, no, I love all the teachers,
but but you know, no, just just the calls all day.
There's NonStop everyone needs you, you know, and that, don't
you know? Or sickness that could be tough too. Yeah,
but you know we sprinkle the stuff on it.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
You know they still do that.
Speaker 25 (15:46):
It's like, yeah, yeah, it's come a long way. It's advanced.
Speaker 17 (15:51):
What color is it like it's no, it's a coconut husk.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
Now that okay, you're talking about when somebody pukes in
the hallway. Yeah, oh yeah, does that come a long
way the sawdust.
Speaker 17 (16:03):
Is Yeah, it's a new technology. They use coconut husks. Seriously,
I'm sponsored by a company for that.
Speaker 10 (16:11):
Yeah what a I when like all the toilets get
clocked up?
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Oh yeah, yeah that happens a lot.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 25 (16:16):
I usually leave that for the night janitor.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Or was there a ladder that you want to climb? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (16:23):
Like everything else, like in radio, you want to have
the morning show at the morning show. Yeah, so in
custodial work you want to have what the afternoon shift.
Speaker 17 (16:30):
Where it's no the days you want to get in
the early morning. Yeah, that's the pinnacle of janitorial work mornings.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Wow, that's awesome. You know what's interesting about being a janitor.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
You never, and I mean never, forget your grade school
janitor's name to ask me who mine was? Who was
your Joe Dinon? Joe Dinon, Joe Dining was the janitor
of our grade school?
Speaker 25 (16:56):
Do you remember you?
Speaker 10 (16:57):
I think his name is Ralph Ralph.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
Yeah, I heard you was great?
Speaker 6 (17:07):
Are you the janitor that everybody loves in the school.
You seem like a very lovable guy.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 17 (17:12):
Yeah, I think they do. I'm sure there's a few
people that are like, yeah, you know him with his
his mob and stuff. He's he's kind of a curmudgeon.
But no, I'm I'm pretty I'm pretty happy for the
most part.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
And you look like a rock star. You must.
Speaker 10 (17:25):
Yeah, you have such a good bye.
Speaker 25 (17:27):
It's a janitorial.
Speaker 17 (17:28):
I've cut my hair and it's like the movie the
Santa Claust Girls, right back out like the next day.
Speaker 25 (17:32):
It's just a janitorial.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
You know, you're funny.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
I just saw you on social and you had short hair,
and I didn't want to be offensive, but I was
going to ask if you were wearing extensions.
Speaker 25 (17:43):
It's a hat with the hair attached.
Speaker 17 (17:48):
I had it in a janitor bun in the video.
Speaker 11 (17:51):
Pull it.
Speaker 17 (17:52):
If I got to clean the toilets and I'm going
to be a dangling in the toilet.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah, And if they are extensions, you want to you
don't want to lose them.
Speaker 25 (17:58):
Down another cloud toilet in a flash right now.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Oh, if the.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
Story got out that the toilets in the school were
clogged because Jimmy's hair extensions fell out.
Speaker 25 (18:07):
That wouldn't be good to get fired.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
Yeah, I have something in the notes here, but I
just wanted to ask you about Jimmy again. I'm talking
to Jimmy Cash. He's a hilarious guy. He's going to
be at the Wilbert Theater February twentieth. We wanted to
get him in early because by the time February twentieth comes,
you probably would have been too busy for us. So, yeah, yeah,
you want to go to the Wilburt dot com. But
as I look in your notes, you have a teenage daughter.
(18:32):
How's that going?
Speaker 17 (18:33):
You know it's going all right? Well, you know we
get along good. Now though, were the same age?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Did she go to the school you work in?
Speaker 25 (18:46):
No, she's in college age.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Oh she's Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Wow, you don't think you have a kid that old.
Speaker 12 (18:51):
No, I know.
Speaker 25 (18:52):
It's the janitorial product.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I've heard.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
It's great if you rub them on your face, yes,
it gets rid of the wrinkle. But it goes on
to say, okay, teenage, what's your name? Let's give her
a shout out Annie Annie, Annabelle. Yeah, shout out to
Annie Annie cash, Anny Cash.
Speaker 25 (19:10):
I was sleeping right now.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
But in the very next line it says you have
an uncertain amount of step children, and that kind of
brought my eye.
Speaker 17 (19:20):
You know, to explain it's been a history, you know,
but yeah, I've had a couple of step kids along
the way, you know.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
So are you not right now? Not right now? Your
manager right now is giving me the look like, really,
what are we doing?
Speaker 25 (19:36):
He's one of my step kids.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
This is great. I want to go to the wilbur
that yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well the Wilburg February twentieth,
by the way, the Wilburg dot com.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Will this be your biggest audience yet?
Speaker 25 (19:52):
Yeah, definitely, definitely. There's the biggest show yet. So buckle up.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
So does that make you more nervous?
Speaker 17 (19:59):
I mean I've don some big crowds, like opening for
bigger comedians, you know, but not being the main act.
This is the biggest audiences, the main act.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
You know. We have to get you a comics come
home right absolutely? Oh yeah, have you gone to that event?
I haven't.
Speaker 17 (20:14):
But the Dennis is from my hometown, so yeah, yeah,
I know Dennis. You tell him, tell him, I Hi,
I'm going to get you know what, because we need Jimmy.
Jimmy knows what to do.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
I'm going to tell him that everyone wants you. You
need someone to count on.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
This is stupid. It's I can't even explain what I
do for a living or what they said.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
I wanted to ask Jimmy, so on your Instagram and
I couldn't tell if it was rail or fake. But
there's a picture of you with no shirt on with
a tattoo of Janitor across your stomach.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Is that railer fake? Can see?
Speaker 24 (20:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 26 (20:56):
Yeah, absolutely, When you get this on, I don't have
I'm gonna give you one hold on now the three
two one bang?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Oh yeah, what's the one on the side? Say?
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Uhst from the Planet Fitness.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
Kiss one Away Studios, We're back with Billy and Lisa
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Kiss one Wait.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
All right, So we saw this on social yesterday and
this girl was talking about much she hooked up with
this guy, but on the way out of the door,
he asked her to take the trash out.
Speaker 24 (21:36):
Okay, because I really just spent the night at the
guy's house and he asked me to take the trash
my way out.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
The worst thing is that I'm doing it. So come
with me to take the trash out at a man's apartment?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Is this the real option?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
So the question this morning, honey, take that on your way.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Oh my god, I just.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Right at the door, just that big white bag. Take
it with you, the desters right outast. It's amazing to me.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
She's lugging this giant trash bag down the stairs into
the trash.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Looking so angry.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
So the question this morning, and the topic this morning
is most embarrassings.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I guess worst.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Are funniest or most embarrassing?
Speaker 6 (22:18):
Yeah, they tend to lead to a walk of shame
for somebody.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
I wonder on that story though, with that girl, will
she ever go back?
Speaker 5 (22:25):
You think it sounds like if she take the trash house,
you probably will. She was and she was like, sure,
I'll take your trash. How she'll probably go back for more.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
They could be married right now for all we know.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
They could be or she could never go back because
she's embarrassed by it.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
I'm actually sitting here wondering if there's someone out there
claiming I'm their worst hookup ever.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Oh oh, well, do you have a crazy hookup story?
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Then I don't, but I'm worried somebody might have one
with my.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Name on it. You lived too nice of a life,
Billy sheltered. I'm very sheltered, But you got one.
Speaker 16 (23:01):
You know.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
It was a long time ago when I was living
in New York, but I this date happened over a Halloween,
you know, weekend. So we went out dressed up for Halloween,
and I was wearing you know, some sort of very sloy, yeah,
kind of seventies vibe, you know, a lot of glitter,
and I just remember the next you know, you kind
of have to come out and take the cab home,
(23:23):
and you're dressed and there's just a glitter everywhere New York.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
It was awful, Like I just felt, so, did you
have the garages running?
Speaker 10 (23:36):
I had the whole thing, and it didn't look.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Like costume, didn't look like how you originally put it
the night before.
Speaker 10 (23:42):
Yeah, the next day, Yeah, it was really it was.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
It was really embarrassing anyway, but funny, like I could
laugh about it.
Speaker 9 (23:52):
Craziest up story. Met a girl at a bar in
Faniel Hall, got physical in the dance floor, tried to
get more physical in the bathroom, saw the end's room.
The space and angles didn't work, which is good. We
almost got caught. Went on a date a few days later.
She tried to keep her own car on the way back,
and then in the bedroom of her place with roommates,
(24:14):
she was incredibly loud.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
It was awol.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
Did you say she keyed her own That was weird.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah, what was that all about?
Speaker 16 (24:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
That's Trying to hook up in a bathroom, though, is
not ideal.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
No, very very consider all things.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah, it's not fun.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Well that leads to like, what's the weirdest place you
have ever?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
True, that's a different topic.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah, in a phone booth once when those used to exist,
a phone booth Superman high clock can.
Speaker 24 (24:48):
I was hooking up with this guy and she got
a bloody nose and didn't notice until I was like,
why does my fieft feel like a little like.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Yeah, it turns out it was his blood.
Speaker 10 (25:03):
That the worst so far, that's the records the worst.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, that's number one so far.
Speaker 10 (25:11):
Face you know, something warm and wet and you're like, okay.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
You know, when I was younger, I had a girl
that slept over my house and the next morning she
had to be home and I did not have a car,
and it was a long walk. So I said to her,
do you want my dad to drive your home? And
my dad drove her home. The next day. She was
so embossed. I felt so bad. She had the ride
of shame, like the ride of shame. My dad was
(25:36):
in the next like ID in a little home.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
What did they talk about. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I don't think they talked at all, because.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
She's in the car putting herself together.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yes, and like in the morning the next day, I'm sure.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Your dad's thinking at a boy, all right, we're gonna
get to a Tina in Hull. Uh, Tina in Hull.
Come on, give us some juice.
Speaker 27 (26:00):
Hey, good morning. So it really isn't a story about
like a walk of shame. But I had a really,
really bad date. When I got out of college. I
moved to Atlanta, Georgia. It was in nineteen ninety five,
and I met a guy down there and it turned
out he was a local DJ and his name was
Brian Greathhouse and he's like, Oh, we're going to go
to this club and I was like, all right. So
(26:22):
he wore this denim jacket that had like lazoned and
be dazzled Brian Greathhouse on the back of his jacket,
and all of these people were like handing them their
cassettes because back then it was like little cassettes for
their music. And he was just show boning. It was
so embarrassing, and so by the time the date was over,
(26:44):
I stupidly agreed. I'm like, yeah, okay, we'll go out
to a pub and we'll have one more drink. And
so we got there and I wasn't feeling it anyway,
but I drew a twenty dollars dollars on the on
the bar, and I was like, I'm just gonna run
to the bathroom, all right, back And when I came back,
he had my change in his hand and he said, oh,
here's your change, and I said, oh thanks, and I
went to sit down and put my purse down and
(27:06):
then he took it and he said too slow, you
lose and he stuff the money in his back pocket, and.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 21 (27:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 27 (27:14):
So I never dated him again and he couldn't understand why.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Wow, all right, Brian, we're such idiots sometimes, yes, so amazing, Yeah,
you lose?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
What test a guy in a bedazzled Jack Daughter.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
You never should have left the house. Once he shows
up in the bedazzle with his name on it.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Guys, it's personal, and we're back.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Wake up Billy and Lisa Loring.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I kiss one away Blass's number one hit music station.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
So we kicked off the topic earlier. I think this
is a good one. We've already had a lot of
good calls. We've had a lot of good talkbacks.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
It's your most embarrassing hook up or walk of shame
or worst hook up ever, a worst story ever. And
we'll go to the phones first. And we've got the
mayor of the South End. This has got to be
good mayor.
Speaker 12 (28:04):
Okay, I'm not proud of it, but it actually happened.
I went to a wake and then one of the
workers he was flirting with me.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
He had a beautiful suit on.
Speaker 12 (28:15):
He looked like Ricky Martin. So he hands me, he
hands me a note and he says, meet you and
a half an hour when this service is over, by
the side door. So I must have been in Greece.
So I go to the side door and he leads
me to this room.
Speaker 28 (28:30):
With all closed caskets.
Speaker 12 (28:32):
So I said to him, these caskets to these caskets
have bodies in them, and he goes, what do you think?
Speaker 28 (28:39):
And then we made love and I'll have to tell you,
I've never felt so alive in my life.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Did you make love in a casket?
Speaker 21 (28:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
In the room?
Speaker 24 (28:55):
Oh my gosh, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Well, what was the movie?
Speaker 6 (29:01):
Was it the wedding Crashers where one of them started
crashing funerals? He said, oh, no, funerals are the past
and you get them in morning. And then just very vulnerable.
Let's go to Ashley in Franklin, Massachusett's, Good morning, Ashley.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
What have you got?
Speaker 29 (29:18):
So this is a story about It's more about my
friend than me. But so we were eighteen and we
decided to skip class we were in college, to skip
class and go get tattoos. And so we go, we
get the tattoo, each get one, and then the tattoo
guys are like, do you guys want us to buy alcohol?
Speaker 21 (29:36):
So they bought us alcohol, got us drunk.
Speaker 13 (29:39):
And then my friend went and hooked up in the
back room with the tattoo artist. And then I'm sitting
there with the other tattoo guy and he's like, you know,
we're just trying to kill time, He's like, do another
tattoo for free. So now I'm a stupid tattoo that
I hate for free all because it.
Speaker 10 (29:55):
Just sit there and wait for your friend.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
I just casually walked in in the back room and
started doing it.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah, wow, what's the tattoo?
Speaker 13 (30:08):
So the one I wanted was a cross, and then
the one that I didn't want, I was like, oh,
I'll get an upside down cross.
Speaker 29 (30:15):
I hate it.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Oh yeah, when he wants to know where the place is,
we've got Amanda calling in from New Hampshire.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Now, Amanda, give us a good one.
Speaker 20 (30:26):
So when I was about eighteen or nineteen years old,
I had a guy invite me over his place, but
he had to sneak to me in so his parents
wouldn't know.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
And then the.
Speaker 20 (30:37):
Next morning he's like, well, I can't let my parents
know that you're here, so I need you to crawl
out my window. And so the window led to a
roof that was at an angle, so I had to
kind of slide down it and thankfully it was only
like maybe a five foot drop from there.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
But unfortunately his.
Speaker 20 (30:58):
Mom did catch us. Oh and uh yeah yep, and
so she ended up driving me home instead of him.
That was a fun like twenty minute drive home, and
she decided to interrogate me the entire time about him
and everything that happened and what he was doing with
(31:18):
his spare time. So that was a fun yes, but
the crawling out a window was a highlight of my
walk of here.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Does he still exist in your life at all?
Speaker 10 (31:31):
Good question?
Speaker 20 (31:32):
Absolutely not, No, it definitely not.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Okay, Well, this sound this story sounds early familiar. I
feel I heard this story from somebody that I know.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
Yeah, Whennie, didn't you crawl out a window or somebody window.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
I had before you?
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Go on, Whennie, you notice how she's been suspiciously quiet.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
The entire time.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Yes, because she knew it would come up.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah, so what happened?
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Oh this is oh my god. I was like a
call or right after it was a long long time ago.
I met this guy whatever.
Speaker 11 (32:04):
I went back to his place and oh my god,
he literally like his uncle or something or his dad,
I don't know. We were like in our early twenties,
and he snuck me into the house. But they had
a really like a Yorky dog that started yipping and barking,
and they woke to dad up and he spoke Spanish
and he was like yelling in Spanish, so I didn't
know what he was saying.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
And then he hid me in the closet, so.
Speaker 10 (32:26):
That how long were you in the closet for like
an hour?
Speaker 7 (32:29):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (32:29):
The guy came in there was gonna find me, and
I'm like, okay, I'm like twenty three. This is like,
I'm way too old for this, and I want to
I did not hook up with him because of that.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
I did not hook up with him. I will just
let let it not happen.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Well, once he's hiding you in a.
Speaker 10 (32:40):
Closet, I'm impressed you spent an hour in there, but well.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
I was afraid and I didn't know what he was saying.
It's not like I you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
What did you do in the closet? I just sat there, left,
though I had to.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Wait tim to fall back asleep.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
And then yeah, a little dog, Yeah yeah, I learned
my lesson justin.
Speaker 6 (32:57):
Didn't you have to sneak someone past your father or something?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Once?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Uh? You well, yeah, a couple of times. You know,
you know, I wasn't allowed to have girls into the house,
so I had to sneak them in and out through
windows the basement.
Speaker 18 (33:15):
You know, in my college years, drunken night and cooking
up with this guy. He talked to me into going
on the roof till I get start. We're having sat
some of them on the chimney. All of a sudden,
bricks from the chimney start falling off, and I screamed
so loud that the neighbors all heard.
Speaker 12 (33:32):
He was so startled.
Speaker 18 (33:33):
He rolled off the roof and broke his leg, and
all the neighbors were looking out their window at the
stuff about the room to naked.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Oh did you do it on the roof? I know why.
It's not a good idea. Broke his leg and look
what happens. You know what I was thinking.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
You know, if you have a bulkhead, I get to
talk to my three sons. They had to be sneaking
people in the bulkhead every single night. You know, you
have the bulkhead in the backyard. Nobody uses it. They
probably brought every buddy in for the back door. I'm
sure I'm sure that heard stories. I'm sure the Lindfield
House was popping. Oh I heard stories.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah, you know what else is pop? In line one? Anonymous?
Speaker 6 (34:10):
There we go we've got an anonymous one. Good morning, Anonymous,
give it to us.
Speaker 21 (34:16):
Hi.
Speaker 30 (34:17):
So, about twenty five years ago, right after college, I
was out in Boston with a bunch of girlfriends from
high school and we ran into a group of guys
that we had gone to high school with. So one
of them mentioned that he was going back to a
guy who I had had the crushown in high school.
So I'm like, okay, yeah, let's go back there. We
got there, that guy's asleep. I ended up passing out
(34:39):
on a couch. The other guy passed out on a
different coach. I wake up in the morning, go into
the bathroom, and this was twenty five years ago. So
I'm wearing those like black stretchy like club pants, sure,
and I realized my pants are on backwards. So to
this day, I don't know if I went out with
pants on backwards or if something potentially happened, which it
(34:59):
may have, because he was trying to hit on me
and then I passed out, or at least I think
I did, and I don't know. Fast forward ten years
later and I now have little kids, and I live
in a different town, like thirty miles away, and I
show up at the soccer field, and here's this guy
that I think I potentially hooked up with. And now
we live in the same town. And fast forward another
(35:20):
fifteen years, and now we have kids that are the
same age and hang out and I see him everywhere.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
And did you ever ask him if something happened?
Speaker 12 (35:27):
Though?
Speaker 30 (35:27):
No, no, never, No, I'm too mortified. No idea.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yep, later, you'll.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Never know what that attitude you're not going to ask
if I'll never know.
Speaker 30 (35:38):
I don't want to know.
Speaker 6 (35:41):
Just as well. Yeah, let's go to Audrey. She's calling
in from Jamaica plane JP, Audrey, what's up?
Speaker 21 (35:48):
Hi? I was the worst date for a man that
I went on a first date with. We went bowling.
My ex boyfriend showed up sat there watching us, so
I said, let's go somewhere else, and we went to
a bar a couple miles away. This is in Connecticut.
He boyfriend pulls up ex boyfriend of stool between us.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
Of the bar.
Speaker 21 (36:11):
So we go to a third place. We're starting to
play a game of pool. The ex boyfriend shows up,
puts money on the table to play. I said, let's
go back to your house, So we go back to
the apartment we're starting to hook up. There's a silhouette
in the doorway and I said, I didn't know you
had a roommate. He said, I don't. My ex boyfriend
(36:34):
had climbed into the second floor bathroom window and he
was standing in the doorway.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
He was washing.
Speaker 21 (36:43):
Well, we luckily had just started so it wasn't you know,
still had our clothes on.
Speaker 10 (36:49):
So what happened.
Speaker 21 (36:52):
I went into a fit of rage. I screamed, dragged
him to the door. I probably hit it. The guy
called the police, and at that point we agreed to
call it a night.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Wow, that's scary, and that's breaking an entry. Yeah, he's
following you. Yeah that guys.
Speaker 10 (37:11):
Yeah, I hope he's not in your life anymore.
Speaker 21 (37:14):
He's not with us anymore.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
What about the guy you were hooking up with. Is
he around?
Speaker 10 (37:21):
Uh?
Speaker 21 (37:22):
Last I heard he was in England. Oh no, this
was a long time ago, but definitely memorable.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Memorable something you never forget, I know, Yeah, never forget
these crazy moments in life, the crazy hookups and crazy
things that happened.
Speaker 16 (37:38):
I was wearing my Apple watch in the middle of
the deed and it accidentally called nine one one and
the police showed up very embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (37:50):
WHOA you wear an Apple watch? I do, Yeah, it
must have.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
It must have been a busy night when I was
in college.
Speaker 31 (38:01):
I was leaving the guy's house in the morning and
there was a five K happening right outside.
Speaker 13 (38:06):
So I had to walk by all.
Speaker 31 (38:08):
The runners and families at like seven am in a
black body hon dress and heels, and it was.
Speaker 11 (38:15):
Really you know what they all knew yeah, oh yeah, they.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Look at her things going on there.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Here.
Speaker 32 (38:26):
It is my worst cup story.
Speaker 21 (38:28):
So book up with a guy.
Speaker 32 (38:31):
Luckily I happened to.
Speaker 21 (38:32):
Know him, but we hooked up.
Speaker 32 (38:35):
In the morning, I come upstairs, it's his mom making
breakfast and she says, here, I made you an English
muffin sandwich. Sounds like you worked off a lot of
calories last night.
Speaker 24 (38:47):
Oh,
Now this morning show in Boston, Billy and Lisa in
the morning. It's just a great start to my day
on Kids one Away.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Welcome to the show, everybody. It is justin.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I hope you had a great weekend. Thank you for
tuning in. I don't know how you're listening. Maybe it's
on your radio or on the iHeartRadio app. Remember the
iHeart app is free, so if you're not in your car,
if you're at home, anywhere you have a phone, you
can use the iHeart app to listen to us the
Billion Lisa Show on Kiss one to wait anyway, Lots
of stuff going on today. First and foremost, Bill Costa
(00:32):
has an achilles injury. He's been ordered to wear a
boot to help it heal, and he is still refusing.
Do you believe it?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
I ended up snapping my achilles. They couldn't repair it.
They sewed my flexer tendon to my achilles. Now the
toes on that foot really don't work and it was
almost a three year, three.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Years recovery process.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
We're the freaking boosh up to your knees because you're
a kill. These ones right up the back of your
leg and stop whineing like a little two year old Big.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
I've been saying that lady on the talk back.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
That's you know what, that's called tough love. Stop whineing
like a little two year old big.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Can you imagine if that was me and my toes
weren't working?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
And like, that's more than a hit If you don't
wear the boot, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Wear the freaking booth.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh my god, gotta wear it.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Dude, Yeah, really, what is wrong with you? You're a
grown ash man. You got a big boogle that needs
some mending. Now, everybody give Billy the boot. That's right.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I love this.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 7 (01:46):
It starts with the boot and the toe, and then
it goes to other places.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
It spreads, Yes, the problem spreads.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
You guys would love to see me walking in with
a full length cast all.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
The way up to hip.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Well.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
You know who's laughing today, Gary the Golden Bachelor. Yeah,
because remember he had the hitch and you couldn't let
it go. You made fun of him every single day
on this show. Yeah, but he wouldn't admit to the hitch.
You know, dude, you got to hitch.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
You're owning it.
Speaker 8 (02:14):
There you go, Hey, guys, are you really sure you
want billy to wear that boot. I mean, I wouldn't
encourage it. It's like, you know, the man doesn't even
wear socks, so he's gonna have his sweaty little foot
in there, you know, doing this little hitchwalk, and then
you know what, if it starts to smell, it's just
all going to be trapped in there. And then you know,
Lisa's got to sit next to him.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
That poor thing.
Speaker 8 (02:36):
I don't know I pre consider if.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I are you.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Yeah, well, the boot comes with a thick sock. That's
another thing. It's a sock that goes up to your knee.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Wait, can you take the sock out and wash it?
Speaker 9 (02:47):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Yeah, you put the sock on up to your knee.
That alone, Like if my wife saw me walking around
the house with a sock up to my knee, I
would never have sex.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Like, yeah, that would be over.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Oh okay, this is what I'm that's why you're not
wearing the boot.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Well, it's that thing that I've always said, you know,
it's a contract when you get married, like you know,
like I'm okay, I wasn't expecting this. Wait, he's going
to see me limping around the house and say, oh, really,
this is what I signed up.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
So this this is the essence.
Speaker 10 (03:21):
Oh what's happening here?
Speaker 6 (03:22):
I didn't even want her to see the boot because
to her it would be a sign that.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Okay, there's more to come.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
He's the whole thing to let us know he has sex.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Oh, I have sex.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
So I can't wear the boot.
Speaker 11 (03:35):
Like that's what you want to announce to the whole
Boston area that you're having sex?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
No, I said, no, I think it's I think it's
more of the other thing.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
No, it's images. You will never lose that image in
her head. Me with the sock up to the knee.
Speaker 10 (03:50):
You know what either will I?
Speaker 6 (03:53):
You know what I mean? It's like, oh god, it's
just stripping you clean, like it's yeah, I just to submit.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Oh, you're so dramatic. I can't get behind you at all.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
This is the stupid same.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You gotta know Michelle the lover.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I know Michelle. I love Michelle.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
She'll just stop looking up, like if I'm walking in
the room, she'll just turn the other way.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Jari probably does.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Just she's not gonna want to see it, Like I'll
have to only be home when she's not home.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
But Billy, the boot doesn't have to be when you're
at home on the couch.
Speaker 11 (04:25):
It's only when you're walking around the day at work,
like when you're home.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Take it off.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Okay, you think Michelle is gonna want to walk into
a nice restaurant with me hobbling in a boot.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
No, oh my god, she just rather. You're wrong on this.
She We know Michelle. She is the most the sweetest person.
And she took she took vows with me. Here's what's
going to happen.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Okay, Eventually she's going to be going out to dinner
with the guy that she sells the dancers with once
a week, Troy what's his name? I'm not saying it,
Tony what's his name?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
You know the tea?
Speaker 6 (04:57):
You know he can dance?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Travis?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, at least he can dance.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Oh my god? Is she the tailor too? Is Travis?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Could you there are times when when you need to
shut it really?
Speaker 7 (05:10):
I think you could like make this really playful and
turn into something.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Like give me.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Michelle and I'm sitting next to you with a boot.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Okay, So she walks in and like her little nurses outfit,
Yeah right, oh right, play like, oh can I help.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
You break out the baby oil, like.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Oh, did you hurt yourself?
Speaker 12 (05:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Right, like that kind of doesn't she have scrubs?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
She used to work in the medical I gotta be
honest with you.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
She wears something too, something good for yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Have to be honest with you.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
For nurses listening right now, there's nothing hotter than scrubs.
Speaker 10 (05:46):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, my wife's a nurse, right, and so do you
ever have her just kind of come in. I mean
that's between us. I'm not gonna say it, but you, Michelle,
that's great.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I think it's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I think it's really nice.
Speaker 13 (05:56):
Still is a nice, kind heart old man.
Speaker 10 (06:01):
It's really not cool to make fun of the elderly
and the people.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
From the planet Fitness. Kiss one Away Studios.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
We're back with a Villi and Lisa in the morning Kiss.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
So a big story in the news are the prices
of eggs. They have been soaring and that got us thinking,
what is something that you would pay for no matter
what the price is?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
And yes, minus hummus, I.
Speaker 14 (06:24):
Would pay anything for diet coke. I have wanted day
small bottle, not the leader. I look forward to that.
I have it at lunch. It gets me through my morning.
I can't wait for that glorious diet coke. I would
pay anything for it. Actually, I did a couple of
weeks ago at the Polo Lounge in New York City.
I think it was fifteen dollars. But it came in
a tall, thin glass, perfect ratio of ice cubes. It
(06:48):
was crisp, it was delicious. It was like drinking a
glass of crystal.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
I kind of want a diet coke now, yeah, I
didn't know that was still in existence.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I will say the coke for my dog the best.
Speaker 11 (07:01):
It's a dollar whatever, twenty nine, but if it went
up to like ten dollars, I might.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
But what it makes it's so good.
Speaker 11 (07:06):
So McDonald's has a wave of the only company that
does this coke gives them a canister instead of the
bags to make the coke, so they have in the
co two canister, so it's extra crispy, whereas everywhere else
is just mixing, you know, the carbonated water with the syrup.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Which is still good too. It's still great too, still
good too.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
When I you know, I gained a lot of weight
because I worked at Friendlies and had unlimited access to soda,
So I would just drink the Fountain soda.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
They love coke.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Yeah, and if you missed it earlier. Justin would pay
anything for hummus.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Okay, I don't know why. That's all. That was kind
of a crew ball. Can somebody get my back on this?
Speaker 15 (07:46):
Okay, listen, Justin, I don't follow you for the homus thang.
I'm right there with you on that one. I don't
know what brand it is, but there's a brand that
does a carrot saracha hummus.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Oh yeah. I would give up sex for this stuff.
Speaker 16 (07:58):
It is so good.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah yeah, I think it's called Lantana maybe, but I'll
try it.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
I liked all hummus. By the way, I happened to
know the Cedars people. The Cedars homeless people.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Can you hook a brother up? Very nice people I
can reach out.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Would you like homemade hummus?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I love you? No, Okay.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
So you have a bex that used to wear working sure.
She was Lebanese and she sent me to my first
ever Lebanese restaurant. It's in Methuen or someone, and they
had obviously hummus.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
It was awesome, okay.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Well as the other Lebanese friend, I.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Can you'r Lebanese?
Speaker 10 (08:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I didn't know that. Yes, you didn't know that she's Lebanese.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
My last name is Cory.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Like, what do you what do you think I am?
Speaker 17 (08:40):
Like?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I thought you were a French. I gotta be honest.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
When I first first met Whinnie, I wouldn't have guessed
the Lebanese.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Well, my mom's white, my dad's from Lebanon, so I
favor her.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Okay, where's your recommendation?
Speaker 11 (08:51):
Awadie? Which our friend? It tastes like my Sitoo's grandmother.
It takes like her cooking. It is the best Lebanese
who I've ever had outside of my house. And it
is so so, so so so good.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Romy's is good too.
Speaker 10 (09:04):
I have to say.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Where a brand?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It's a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Wow, I'm surrounded by holess people and diet Coke for
a diet.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Good morning. It's Lucy here. The one thing that I
would pay for, no matter how.
Speaker 18 (09:21):
Expensive it gout, would be my membership to my gym.
Speaker 19 (09:25):
I go to cross a six nine six and gardener
and not only does it keep me healthy, it keeps
my sanity and it keeps me from killing people.
Speaker 20 (09:34):
So it's a win win for everybody.
Speaker 21 (09:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
If I would have known we were making lists for
this topic, yeah, I would have shows the gym.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
As much problem. We're currently in the process of making lists.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
So should we keep adding to timmy fashs and Gardener?
There's really nothing else shall want?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
What's going?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Isn't that the furniture capital of Massachusetts? Don't know?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
It's like it's far Outrood too.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
They make furniture.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
She loves making enemies with all these things.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Don't want the turn of Gardener coming at me.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
But I'm confined as did two hour drive.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Oh god, by the way, Gardner mattresses, Yeah, exactly, and.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
They have a CrossFit jet. Oh all right, so there
you go.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
They are going on.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Since we're talking gyms, I was at a beautiful pilates
facility in south of yesterday called Studio seventy eight. You
may want to check Love Pilates, Matt Pilates.
Speaker 17 (10:28):
Farmer.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
You didn't do pilates, did you?
Speaker 22 (10:31):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I watched, Yeah, well you have an injury. Yeah yeah.
I had to let them know right away.
Speaker 10 (10:35):
Again, Yeah, you're out.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
It's some stretching there.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
It's a beautiful play and if you think about it,
you've had a long list of injuries that have happened
while shooting your TV show, right if you.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Want to know what's funny.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Before we started shooting yesterday, I said I'm not getting involved.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
You guys have a bad track record. You keep hurting me.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah, hockey, you fell and broke your shoulder with the kids.
You did something else too, I forget I hurt.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
My other shoulder doing a hockey commercial with a couple
of Bruins.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Me, is any trying to kill you?
Speaker 21 (11:03):
Say?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
She can like have the shadow.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
I gotta tell you, I think they'd get a certain
sense of comfort at watching me on my back and
paying rising and pain. It's funny to every you want
to know a funny thing about the Bruins thing when
I took the fall when I was skating around with
the bees, I absolutely forbade them from using that video
in any way.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I know I could couldn't find it.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, so it's nowhere. They deleted it.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
And it's gone. Someone has it and I'll track it down.
Don't worry.
Speaker 19 (11:32):
I have to say. Getting food delivered, I feel like
you can't even get a cheese pizza these days for
less than like thirty bucks. But as the primary cook
with the family. If it's one of those nights, if
I don't feel like cooking and I just want a
hot meal, I will pay anything to have someone else
bring dinner to my house.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
So I love do a dash.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
And see, that's the thing about pizza. You never look
at the price. You just want pizza. You're having a
pizza moment. Pizza has gone up, oh considerably.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Everything's gone up, I know.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
But if you think about a large cheese pizza cost before,
it's it's way more now.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
Because it needs tomatoes, it needs cheese.
Speaker 10 (12:11):
Everything's gone up twenty five percent.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Very good.
Speaker 22 (12:13):
Hey everybody, this is Amy from Cedars.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Thank you so much for.
Speaker 10 (12:17):
The ceedars this morning.
Speaker 22 (12:19):
We'd love to get you awesome hummus next week or
we can ship them to your home, so you just
let us know. I've already messaged Justin and the show
on Instagram as a local family owned company.
Speaker 10 (12:30):
We appreciate the shout.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Out that I told you Justin. I know that the people, well,
thank you, Amy.
Speaker 11 (12:36):
And why didn't she message you, you know, our so okay,
because she's listening to the storyline.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Okay, in the storyline, it's Justin and Hummus.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, I love Hummus. They're just my favorite brand. I
like the other brands too, but Cedars is just the best.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
It is so good.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, you know, eat it every week.
Speaker 23 (12:52):
I'm just saying I would pay anything for coffee. It
doesn't matter ten dollars, forty dollars, I don't care. What
I'm really calling for is justin. I love hummus too,
and I was always thank you super against chocolate hummus
because it just seemed like blasphemous. I'm telling you right now,
it is unbelievable with a sliced apple or fruit chocolate hummus.
(13:14):
Give it a try.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Where do you think? Where do you find chocolate hummus.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
I don't know if Sears has it, but I've seen
it at the grocery store. Sheetars might have a really yeah,
I've seen it at the grocery store.
Speaker 11 (13:24):
Maybe market baskets stop and I'll bet there are people
out there listening right now who would pay anything.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
For gualk right, I lock people are GUK lovers. Cedars
does have a dark chocolate, my girl, Amy out there
some hummus chocolate hummus for us?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, different strawberries or am.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
If you get cedars, Hummus with strawberries. I'm going to hummus. Okay, hummus,
town Baby, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 24 (13:52):
The one thing that I will always always buy, no
matter how expensive it is, if it triples quadrupled in price,
because I always need my Street at night, It's ice
cream Carolin without it.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I thought you was gonna say sex.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, no one said, who's haaying for sex?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Well, if you had to, Hi's Charlie Boos And you're
waking up with my two favorite people in Boston, Billy
and Lisa on Kiss one to wait.
Speaker 9 (14:25):
Hey, justin go easy on Billy, next time you play
a game.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
What up, everybody? Justin here. It's a Monday morning. Hope
you had a great weekend. Welcome back to the Billy
and Lisa Show, and thank you for listening. As always,
if you're listening at home on the iHeartRadio app, we
appreciate it. We would also appreciate if you made Kiss
one await your number one preset. That's one of the
new features of the new and improved iHeartRadio app is
the preset feature.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
You can put us right up there at number one.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
There's also a bunch of other features lyrics scanned feature,
so make sure you check it out. It's free to
download anyway. Jimmy Cash, comedian from Worcester who's all so
a custodian, will be at the Wilber this Thursday night.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
We love Jimmy, So let me ask you something.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Jimmy, So, when did you realize that you could be
a comedian while at the same time being a Is
it okay to say janitor? Is that a good word
I approves, not custodial engineer or you know some people
prefer that.
Speaker 17 (15:18):
I'll give you a pass. I like janitor. It's a
little more I do too, daring right.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Yeah, Now, as a janitor in the public school system,
what's the toughest gig you do?
Speaker 17 (15:27):
The toughest gig is the one you hate doing talking
to the teachers. No, no, I love all the teachers,
but but you know, no, just just the calls all day.
There's NonStop everyone needs you, you know, and that, don't
you know? Or sickness that could be tough too. Yeah,
but you know we sprinkle the stuff on it.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
You know they still do that.
Speaker 25 (15:46):
It's like, yeah, yeah, it's come a long way. It's advanced.
Speaker 17 (15:51):
What color is it like it's no, it's a coconut husk.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
Now that okay, you're talking about when somebody pukes in
the hallway. Yeah, oh yeah, does that come a long
way the sawdust.
Speaker 17 (16:03):
Is Yeah, it's a new technology. They use coconut husks. Seriously,
I'm sponsored by a company for that.
Speaker 10 (16:11):
Yeah what a I when like all the toilets get
clocked up?
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Oh yeah, yeah that happens a lot.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 25 (16:16):
I usually leave that for the night janitor.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Or was there a ladder that you want to climb? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (16:23):
Like everything else, like in radio, you want to have
the morning show at the morning show. Yeah, so in
custodial work you want to have what the afternoon shift.
Speaker 17 (16:30):
Where it's no the days you want to get in
the early morning. Yeah, that's the pinnacle of janitorial work mornings.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Wow, that's awesome. You know what's interesting about being a janitor.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
You never, and I mean never, forget your grade school
janitor's name to ask me who mine was? Who was
your Joe Dinon? Joe Dinon, Joe Dining was the janitor
of our grade school?
Speaker 25 (16:56):
Do you remember you?
Speaker 10 (16:57):
I think his name is Ralph Ralph.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
Yeah, I heard you was great?
Speaker 6 (17:07):
Are you the janitor that everybody loves in the school.
You seem like a very lovable guy.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 17 (17:12):
Yeah, I think they do. I'm sure there's a few
people that are like, yeah, you know him with his
his mob and stuff. He's he's kind of a curmudgeon.
But no, I'm I'm pretty I'm pretty happy for the
most part.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
And you look like a rock star. You must.
Speaker 10 (17:25):
Yeah, you have such a good bye.
Speaker 25 (17:27):
It's a janitorial.
Speaker 17 (17:28):
I've cut my hair and it's like the movie the
Santa Claust Girls, right back out like the next day.
Speaker 25 (17:32):
It's just a janitorial.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
You know, you're funny.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
I just saw you on social and you had short hair,
and I didn't want to be offensive, but I was
going to ask if you were wearing extensions.
Speaker 25 (17:43):
It's a hat with the hair attached.
Speaker 17 (17:48):
I had it in a janitor bun in the video.
Speaker 11 (17:51):
Pull it.
Speaker 17 (17:52):
If I got to clean the toilets and I'm going
to be a dangling in the toilet.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah, And if they are extensions, you want to you
don't want to lose them.
Speaker 25 (17:58):
Down another cloud toilet in a flash right now.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Oh, if the.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
Story got out that the toilets in the school were
clogged because Jimmy's hair extensions fell out.
Speaker 25 (18:07):
That wouldn't be good to get fired.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
Yeah, I have something in the notes here, but I
just wanted to ask you about Jimmy again. I'm talking
to Jimmy Cash. He's a hilarious guy. He's going to
be at the Wilbert Theater February twentieth. We wanted to
get him in early because by the time February twentieth comes,
you probably would have been too busy for us. So, yeah, yeah,
you want to go to the Wilburt dot com. But
as I look in your notes, you have a teenage daughter.
(18:32):
How's that going?
Speaker 17 (18:33):
You know it's going all right? Well, you know we
get along good. Now though, were the same age?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Did she go to the school you work in?
Speaker 25 (18:46):
No, she's in college age.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Oh she's Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Wow, you don't think you have a kid that old.
Speaker 12 (18:51):
No, I know.
Speaker 25 (18:52):
It's the janitorial product.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I've heard.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
It's great if you rub them on your face, yes,
it gets rid of the wrinkle. But it goes on
to say, okay, teenage, what's your name? Let's give her
a shout out Annie Annie, Annabelle. Yeah, shout out to
Annie Annie cash, Anny Cash.
Speaker 25 (19:10):
I was sleeping right now.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
But in the very next line it says you have
an uncertain amount of step children, and that kind of
brought my eye.
Speaker 17 (19:20):
You know, to explain it's been a history, you know,
but yeah, I've had a couple of step kids along
the way, you know.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
So are you not right now? Not right now? Your
manager right now is giving me the look like, really,
what are we doing?
Speaker 25 (19:36):
He's one of my step kids.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
This is great. I want to go to the wilbur
that yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well the Wilburg February twentieth,
by the way, the Wilburg dot com.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Will this be your biggest audience yet?
Speaker 25 (19:52):
Yeah, definitely, definitely. There's the biggest show yet. So buckle up.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
So does that make you more nervous?
Speaker 17 (19:59):
I mean I've don some big crowds, like opening for
bigger comedians, you know, but not being the main act.
This is the biggest audiences, the main act.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
You know. We have to get you a comics come
home right absolutely? Oh yeah, have you gone to that event?
I haven't.
Speaker 17 (20:14):
But the Dennis is from my hometown, so yeah, yeah,
I know Dennis. You tell him, tell him, I Hi,
I'm going to get you know what, because we need Jimmy.
Jimmy knows what to do.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
I'm going to tell him that everyone wants you. You
need someone to count on.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
This is stupid. It's I can't even explain what I
do for a living or what they said.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
I wanted to ask Jimmy, so on your Instagram and
I couldn't tell if it was rail or fake. But
there's a picture of you with no shirt on with
a tattoo of Janitor across your stomach.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Is that railer fake? Can see?
Speaker 24 (20:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 26 (20:56):
Yeah, absolutely, When you get this on, I don't have
I'm gonna give you one hold on now the three
two one bang?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Oh yeah, what's the one on the side? Say?
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Uhst from the Planet Fitness.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
Kiss one Away Studios, We're back with Billy and Lisa
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Kiss one Wait.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
All right, So we saw this on social yesterday and
this girl was talking about much she hooked up with
this guy, but on the way out of the door,
he asked her to take the trash out.
Speaker 24 (21:36):
Okay, because I really just spent the night at the
guy's house and he asked me to take the trash
my way out.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
The worst thing is that I'm doing it. So come
with me to take the trash out at a man's apartment?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Is this the real option?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
So the question this morning, honey, take that on your way.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Oh my god, I just.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Right at the door, just that big white bag. Take
it with you, the desters right outast. It's amazing to me.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
She's lugging this giant trash bag down the stairs into
the trash.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Looking so angry.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
So the question this morning, and the topic this morning
is most embarrassings.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I guess worst.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Are funniest or most embarrassing?
Speaker 6 (22:18):
Yeah, they tend to lead to a walk of shame
for somebody.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
I wonder on that story though, with that girl, will
she ever go back?
Speaker 5 (22:25):
You think it sounds like if she take the trash house,
you probably will. She was and she was like, sure,
I'll take your trash. How she'll probably go back for more.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
They could be married right now for all we know.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
They could be or she could never go back because
she's embarrassed by it.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
I'm actually sitting here wondering if there's someone out there
claiming I'm their worst hookup ever.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Oh oh, well, do you have a crazy hookup story?
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Then I don't, but I'm worried somebody might have one
with my.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Name on it. You lived too nice of a life,
Billy sheltered. I'm very sheltered, But you got one.
Speaker 16 (23:01):
You know.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
It was a long time ago when I was living
in New York, but I this date happened over a Halloween,
you know, weekend. So we went out dressed up for Halloween,
and I was wearing you know, some sort of very sloy, yeah,
kind of seventies vibe, you know, a lot of glitter,
and I just remember the next you know, you kind
of have to come out and take the cab home,
(23:23):
and you're dressed and there's just a glitter everywhere New York.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
It was awful, Like I just felt, so, did you
have the garages running?
Speaker 10 (23:36):
I had the whole thing, and it didn't look.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Like costume, didn't look like how you originally put it
the night before.
Speaker 10 (23:42):
Yeah, the next day, Yeah, it was really it was.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
It was really embarrassing anyway, but funny, like I could
laugh about it.
Speaker 9 (23:52):
Craziest up story. Met a girl at a bar in
Faniel Hall, got physical in the dance floor, tried to
get more physical in the bathroom, saw the end's room.
The space and angles didn't work, which is good. We
almost got caught. Went on a date a few days later.
She tried to keep her own car on the way back,
and then in the bedroom of her place with roommates,
(24:14):
she was incredibly loud.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
It was awol.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
Did you say she keyed her own That was weird.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah, what was that all about?
Speaker 16 (24:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
That's Trying to hook up in a bathroom, though, is
not ideal.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
No, very very consider all things.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah, it's not fun.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Well that leads to like, what's the weirdest place you
have ever?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
True, that's a different topic.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah, in a phone booth once when those used to exist,
a phone booth Superman high clock can.
Speaker 24 (24:48):
I was hooking up with this guy and she got
a bloody nose and didn't notice until I was like,
why does my fieft feel like a little like.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Yeah, it turns out it was his blood.
Speaker 10 (25:03):
That the worst so far, that's the records the worst.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, that's number one so far.
Speaker 10 (25:11):
Face you know, something warm and wet and you're like, okay.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
You know, when I was younger, I had a girl
that slept over my house and the next morning she
had to be home and I did not have a car,
and it was a long walk. So I said to her,
do you want my dad to drive your home? And
my dad drove her home. The next day. She was
so embossed. I felt so bad. She had the ride
of shame, like the ride of shame. My dad was
(25:36):
in the next like ID in a little home.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
What did they talk about. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I don't think they talked at all, because.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
She's in the car putting herself together.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yes, and like in the morning the next day, I'm sure.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Your dad's thinking at a boy, all right, we're gonna
get to a Tina in Hull. Uh, Tina in Hull.
Come on, give us some juice.
Speaker 27 (26:00):
Hey, good morning. So it really isn't a story about
like a walk of shame. But I had a really,
really bad date. When I got out of college. I
moved to Atlanta, Georgia. It was in nineteen ninety five,
and I met a guy down there and it turned
out he was a local DJ and his name was
Brian Greathhouse and he's like, Oh, we're going to go
to this club and I was like, all right. So
(26:22):
he wore this denim jacket that had like lazoned and
be dazzled Brian Greathhouse on the back of his jacket,
and all of these people were like handing them their
cassettes because back then it was like little cassettes for
their music. And he was just show boning. It was
so embarrassing, and so by the time the date was over,
(26:44):
I stupidly agreed. I'm like, yeah, okay, we'll go out
to a pub and we'll have one more drink. And
so we got there and I wasn't feeling it anyway,
but I drew a twenty dollars dollars on the on
the bar, and I was like, I'm just gonna run
to the bathroom, all right, back And when I came back,
he had my change in his hand and he said, oh,
here's your change, and I said, oh thanks, and I
went to sit down and put my purse down and
(27:06):
then he took it and he said too slow, you
lose and he stuff the money in his back pocket, and.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 21 (27:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 27 (27:14):
So I never dated him again and he couldn't understand why.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Wow, all right, Brian, we're such idiots sometimes, yes, so amazing, Yeah,
you lose?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
What test a guy in a bedazzled Jack Daughter.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
You never should have left the house. Once he shows
up in the bedazzle with his name on it.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Guys, it's personal, and we're back.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Wake up Billy and Lisa Loring.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I kiss one away Blass's number one hit music station.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
So we kicked off the topic earlier. I think this
is a good one. We've already had a lot of
good calls. We've had a lot of good talkbacks.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
It's your most embarrassing hook up or walk of shame
or worst hook up ever, a worst story ever. And
we'll go to the phones first. And we've got the
mayor of the South End. This has got to be
good mayor.
Speaker 12 (28:04):
Okay, I'm not proud of it, but it actually happened.
I went to a wake and then one of the
workers he was flirting with me.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
He had a beautiful suit on.
Speaker 12 (28:15):
He looked like Ricky Martin. So he hands me, he
hands me a note and he says, meet you and
a half an hour when this service is over, by
the side door. So I must have been in Greece.
So I go to the side door and he leads
me to this room.
Speaker 28 (28:30):
With all closed caskets.
Speaker 12 (28:32):
So I said to him, these caskets to these caskets
have bodies in them, and he goes, what do you think?
Speaker 28 (28:39):
And then we made love and I'll have to tell you,
I've never felt so alive in my life.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Did you make love in a casket?
Speaker 21 (28:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
In the room?
Speaker 24 (28:55):
Oh my gosh, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Well, what was the movie?
Speaker 6 (29:01):
Was it the wedding Crashers where one of them started
crashing funerals? He said, oh, no, funerals are the past
and you get them in morning. And then just very vulnerable.
Let's go to Ashley in Franklin, Massachusett's, Good morning, Ashley.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
What have you got?
Speaker 29 (29:18):
So this is a story about It's more about my
friend than me. But so we were eighteen and we
decided to skip class we were in college, to skip
class and go get tattoos. And so we go, we
get the tattoo, each get one, and then the tattoo
guys are like, do you guys want us to buy alcohol?
Speaker 21 (29:36):
So they bought us alcohol, got us drunk.
Speaker 13 (29:39):
And then my friend went and hooked up in the
back room with the tattoo artist. And then I'm sitting
there with the other tattoo guy and he's like, you know,
we're just trying to kill time, He's like, do another
tattoo for free. So now I'm a stupid tattoo that
I hate for free all because it.
Speaker 10 (29:55):
Just sit there and wait for your friend.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
I just casually walked in in the back room and
started doing it.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah, wow, what's the tattoo?
Speaker 13 (30:08):
So the one I wanted was a cross, and then
the one that I didn't want, I was like, oh,
I'll get an upside down cross.
Speaker 29 (30:15):
I hate it.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Oh yeah, when he wants to know where the place is,
we've got Amanda calling in from New Hampshire.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Now, Amanda, give us a good one.
Speaker 20 (30:26):
So when I was about eighteen or nineteen years old,
I had a guy invite me over his place, but
he had to sneak to me in so his parents
wouldn't know.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
And then the.
Speaker 20 (30:37):
Next morning he's like, well, I can't let my parents
know that you're here, so I need you to crawl
out my window. And so the window led to a
roof that was at an angle, so I had to
kind of slide down it and thankfully it was only
like maybe a five foot drop from there.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
But unfortunately his.
Speaker 20 (30:58):
Mom did catch us. Oh and uh yeah yep, and
so she ended up driving me home instead of him.
That was a fun like twenty minute drive home, and
she decided to interrogate me the entire time about him
and everything that happened and what he was doing with
(31:18):
his spare time. So that was a fun yes, but
the crawling out a window was a highlight of my
walk of here.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Does he still exist in your life at all?
Speaker 10 (31:31):
Good question?
Speaker 20 (31:32):
Absolutely not, No, it definitely not.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Okay, Well, this sound this story sounds early familiar. I
feel I heard this story from somebody that I know.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
Yeah, Whennie, didn't you crawl out a window or somebody window.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
I had before you?
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Go on, Whennie, you notice how she's been suspiciously quiet.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
The entire time.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Yes, because she knew it would come up.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah, so what happened?
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Oh this is oh my god. I was like a
call or right after it was a long long time ago.
I met this guy whatever.
Speaker 11 (32:04):
I went back to his place and oh my god,
he literally like his uncle or something or his dad,
I don't know. We were like in our early twenties,
and he snuck me into the house. But they had
a really like a Yorky dog that started yipping and barking,
and they woke to dad up and he spoke Spanish
and he was like yelling in Spanish, so I didn't
know what he was saying.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
And then he hid me in the closet, so.
Speaker 10 (32:26):
That how long were you in the closet for like
an hour?
Speaker 7 (32:29):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (32:29):
The guy came in there was gonna find me, and
I'm like, okay, I'm like twenty three. This is like,
I'm way too old for this, and I want to
I did not hook up with him because of that.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
I did not hook up with him. I will just
let let it not happen.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Well, once he's hiding you in a.
Speaker 10 (32:40):
Closet, I'm impressed you spent an hour in there, but well.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
I was afraid and I didn't know what he was saying.
It's not like I you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
What did you do in the closet? I just sat there, left,
though I had to.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Wait tim to fall back asleep.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
And then yeah, a little dog, Yeah yeah, I learned
my lesson justin.
Speaker 6 (32:57):
Didn't you have to sneak someone past your father or something?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Once?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Uh? You well, yeah, a couple of times. You know,
you know, I wasn't allowed to have girls into the house,
so I had to sneak them in and out through
windows the basement.
Speaker 18 (33:15):
You know, in my college years, drunken night and cooking
up with this guy. He talked to me into going
on the roof till I get start. We're having sat
some of them on the chimney. All of a sudden,
bricks from the chimney start falling off, and I screamed
so loud that the neighbors all heard.
Speaker 12 (33:32):
He was so startled.
Speaker 18 (33:33):
He rolled off the roof and broke his leg, and
all the neighbors were looking out their window at the
stuff about the room to naked.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Oh did you do it on the roof? I know why.
It's not a good idea. Broke his leg and look
what happens. You know what I was thinking.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
You know, if you have a bulkhead, I get to
talk to my three sons. They had to be sneaking
people in the bulkhead every single night. You know, you
have the bulkhead in the backyard. Nobody uses it. They
probably brought every buddy in for the back door. I'm
sure I'm sure that heard stories. I'm sure the Lindfield
House was popping. Oh I heard stories.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah, you know what else is pop? In line one? Anonymous?
Speaker 6 (34:10):
There we go we've got an anonymous one. Good morning, Anonymous,
give it to us.
Speaker 21 (34:16):
Hi.
Speaker 30 (34:17):
So, about twenty five years ago, right after college, I
was out in Boston with a bunch of girlfriends from
high school and we ran into a group of guys
that we had gone to high school with. So one
of them mentioned that he was going back to a
guy who I had had the crushown in high school.
So I'm like, okay, yeah, let's go back there. We
got there, that guy's asleep. I ended up passing out
(34:39):
on a couch. The other guy passed out on a
different coach. I wake up in the morning, go into
the bathroom, and this was twenty five years ago. So
I'm wearing those like black stretchy like club pants, sure,
and I realized my pants are on backwards. So to
this day, I don't know if I went out with
pants on backwards or if something potentially happened, which it
(34:59):
may have, because he was trying to hit on me
and then I passed out, or at least I think
I did, and I don't know. Fast forward ten years
later and I now have little kids, and I live
in a different town, like thirty miles away, and I
show up at the soccer field, and here's this guy
that I think I potentially hooked up with. And now
we live in the same town. And fast forward another
(35:20):
fifteen years, and now we have kids that are the
same age and hang out and I see him everywhere.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
And did you ever ask him if something happened?
Speaker 12 (35:27):
Though?
Speaker 30 (35:27):
No, no, never, No, I'm too mortified. No idea.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yep, later, you'll.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Never know what that attitude you're not going to ask
if I'll never know.
Speaker 30 (35:38):
I don't want to know.
Speaker 6 (35:41):
Just as well. Yeah, let's go to Audrey. She's calling
in from Jamaica plane JP, Audrey, what's up?
Speaker 21 (35:48):
Hi? I was the worst date for a man that
I went on a first date with. We went bowling.
My ex boyfriend showed up sat there watching us, so
I said, let's go somewhere else, and we went to
a bar a couple miles away. This is in Connecticut.
He boyfriend pulls up ex boyfriend of stool between us.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
Of the bar.
Speaker 21 (36:11):
So we go to a third place. We're starting to
play a game of pool. The ex boyfriend shows up,
puts money on the table to play. I said, let's
go back to your house, So we go back to
the apartment we're starting to hook up. There's a silhouette
in the doorway and I said, I didn't know you
had a roommate. He said, I don't. My ex boyfriend
(36:34):
had climbed into the second floor bathroom window and he
was standing in the doorway.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
He was washing.
Speaker 21 (36:43):
Well, we luckily had just started so it wasn't you know,
still had our clothes on.
Speaker 10 (36:49):
So what happened.
Speaker 21 (36:52):
I went into a fit of rage. I screamed, dragged
him to the door. I probably hit it. The guy
called the police, and at that point we agreed to
call it a night.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Wow, that's scary, and that's breaking an entry. Yeah, he's
following you. Yeah that guys.
Speaker 10 (37:11):
Yeah, I hope he's not in your life anymore.
Speaker 21 (37:14):
He's not with us anymore.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
What about the guy you were hooking up with. Is
he around?
Speaker 10 (37:21):
Uh?
Speaker 21 (37:22):
Last I heard he was in England. Oh no, this
was a long time ago, but definitely memorable.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Memorable something you never forget, I know, Yeah, never forget
these crazy moments in life, the crazy hookups and crazy
things that happened.
Speaker 16 (37:38):
I was wearing my Apple watch in the middle of
the deed and it accidentally called nine one one and
the police showed up very embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (37:50):
WHOA you wear an Apple watch? I do, Yeah, it
must have.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
It must have been a busy night when I was
in college.
Speaker 31 (38:01):
I was leaving the guy's house in the morning and
there was a five K happening right outside.
Speaker 13 (38:06):
So I had to walk by all.
Speaker 31 (38:08):
The runners and families at like seven am in a
black body hon dress and heels, and it was.
Speaker 11 (38:15):
Really you know what they all knew yeah, oh yeah, they.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Look at her things going on there.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Here.
Speaker 32 (38:26):
It is my worst cup story.
Speaker 21 (38:28):
So book up with a guy.
Speaker 32 (38:31):
Luckily I happened to.
Speaker 21 (38:32):
Know him, but we hooked up.
Speaker 32 (38:35):
In the morning, I come upstairs, it's his mom making
breakfast and she says, here, I made you an English
muffin sandwich. Sounds like you worked off a lot of
calories last night.
Speaker 24 (38:47):
Oh,
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