CatsCast

CatsCast

CatsCast publishes fun speculative cat stories. We hope that each story leaves its cat-loving listeners a little happier -- or at least amused or hopeful -- after listening than they were before.

Episodes

June 5, 2023 26 mins

Author: Nikki Knight Narrator: Dave Robison Host: Laura Pearlman Audio Producer: Dave Robison

This story is a CatsCast original.

Don’t Mess with The Boss Cat

A Vermont Radio Story

by Nikki Knight

I didn’t want to become the Boss Cat at some radio station in the middle of nowhere, and I definitely didn’t want to have to kill some fool.

But you mess with my family, you mess with me.

Read the rest on Patreon.

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Author: Sheryl R. Hayes Narrator: Alethea Kontis Host: Laura Pearlman Audio Producer: Wilson Fowlie

The Tenth Life

by Sheryl R. Hayes

I sit curled on my favorite pillow. My fluffy tail is tucked over my nose so I form a circle of perfect warmth. I am content.

My servant is out of the apartment she keeps for me. Something has been wrong with her lately. She looks at my pillow and bursts into tears. My attempts at comforting her by w...

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April, 2023. Author: Rayne Hall Narrator: Sandy Parsons Host: Laura Pearlman Audio Producer: Dave Robison

A Feline Familiar

By Rayne Hall

November wind rattles the windows and rain gusts against the panes. The cats have withdrawn to the kennel's heated indoor section and curled up in their cosy donut beds. Some doze with heads on paws, others watch my fingers dance across the keyboard, ears tilted forward as they listen to the rhyt...

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March 4, 2023 25 mins

Author: Anya Ow Narrator: Ren Shin Hsieh Host: Laura Pearlman Audio Producer: Wilson Fowlie

A Routine Vet Visit

by Anya Ow

“Murder! Arson! Kidnapping! Help! I’m being oppressed!”

As a passing jogger slowed down and cast a suspicious look in their direction, Yunfeng dug her thumbnail into her index finger, drawing blood and pressing another droplet onto the yellow talisman she held in her palm. The jogger blinked and sped up, disapp...

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Author: S. M. Hallow Narrator: Tatiana Grey Host: Laura Pearlman Audio Producer: Dave Robison

Mandy and Lulu Welcome Walter

by S. M. Hallow

Just for the record, I was very clear. I was literally like, Lulu, I will become your vampire bride on one condition, and she got down on her knees--you know how she is--and she was like, Name the price I must pay for your love. It was super cute, actually--she was so eager for me to fin...

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January 31, 2023 14 mins

Alasdair Stuart & Marguerite Kenner (publishers)

Laura Pearlman (editor, CatsCast)

Eleanor R. Wood & Shingai Njeri Kagunda (PodCastle Editors)

Audio Production: Wilson Fowlie and Dave Robison

Visit us at escapeartists.net Support us at: patreon.com/eapodcasts or at our website. Released under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives International 4.0 license.

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Author: Beth Cato

Narrator: Valerie Valdes

Host: Laura Pearlman

Audio Producer: Wilson Fowlie

This story originally appeared in the Cats in Space anthology, 2015.

Headspace

by Beth Cato

Something was alive in the crawlspace above aft berthing, and damn it all, it was Akiko's job to slither up there and clear it out. 

Desperate times called for desperate measures...

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December, 2022. Author: Christina Westcott Narrator: Dom Rabrun

The Stray is a CatsCast original.

Content Note: There are scenes of violence between humans, a dog, and a cat.

As a kitten, my mam told me a cat could squeeze through any hole he could get his head in, but I hadn’t accounted for my body armor. No cat worth his whiskers would travel north into the wilds of Georgia without that extra protection from wolves and feral huma...

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Author: Andrea M. Pawley Narrator: Wilson Fowlie
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October 31, 2022 29 mins

Halloween 2022. Author: Constance Fay Narrator: Tatiana Gray Host: Laura Pearlman Audio Producer: Dave Robison

Love Tokens is a CatsCast original.

Content note: This story includes a little light dismemberment. It’s fine.
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Four short stories, each one stranger than the last.

"Lilly", by Melissa Mead. Originally published in "A Quiet Shelter There".

"What Color Is a Cat by Moonlight?" by Bo Balder. A CatsCast original.

"Your Lives of Uncertain Number" by Laura Blackwell. A CatsCast original.

"Ruby Could Be a Cat" by Alexandra Grunberg. A CatsCast original.

Read the full text on Patreon.

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Rati Mehrotra (Author), Laura Pearlman (Host), Emily Compton (Front cover photograph), Matt Dovey (Back cover art), Dave Robison (Audio production)

Magnificent Maurice, or the Flowers of Im...
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August 4, 2022 49 mins
August 2022. Author: Marshall J Moore Narrator: S. Kay Nash Host:...
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July 1, 2022 2 mins

Laura Pearlman (Host), Kat Day (Front cover photograph), Matt Dovey (Back cover art), Dave Robison (Audio production)

The cat followed him home.
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Author: KT Bryski

Narrator: Rish Outfield

Host: Laura Pearlman

Cat-of-the-month photograph: Callie, by Kimberley and Jeremiah Daly

Podcast cover art: Matt Dovey

Audio production: Wilson Fowlie

What Cats (and Dragons) Do is a CatsCast original.

Far away in the hill country, there lived a small black cat. Though people enough lived in a nearby town, he belonged only to himself. Sometimes he climbed the town’s old stone walls and prow...

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May 4, 2022 1 min

Charlotte Platt (Author), Wilson Fowlie (Narrator), Bill Shields (Front cover photograph), Matt Dovey (Back cover art), Dave Robison (Audio production).

They killed my tin opener. The humans called her Margaret, but what do humans know? She was my tin opener.

More than that, she was a witch, and a good one. A crone for the village, a sharp mind, and a healer. She knew the best way to mend broken bones, and how to scratch my ears so...

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Author: Jennifer Hudak

Narrator: Alethea Kontis

Host: Laura Pearlman

Cat-of-the-month photograph: Steve Gatlin

Podcast cover art: Matt Dovey

Audio production: Wilson Fowlie

Laurie stands in front of a door. It’s old but solid, as many old things are. Whatever paint once covered it has long since worn away, and the wood beneath is striped, and furred with splinters. It is her very first door, of her very first day, of her very first...

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March 23, 2022 2 mins
CatsCast debuts April 1! Here's a preview of Season 1, Episode 1, featuring The Cat Lady and the Petitioner by Jennifer Hudak, read by Alethea Kontis. If you support the Escape Artists Patreon at the "Premium Content" level, you can hear every episode on the EA Premium Content feed. Some episodes will also be available on the CatsCast public feed. Visit us at: https://escapeartists.net/catscast/ CatsCast is released under a Creativ...
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This is the 341st episode of the imaginary version of CatsCast. It ran on all the Escape Artists podcasts on April 1, 2021. so if you were listening to any of them at the time, you may have heard this one already.

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This is the 289th episode of a long-running imaginary podcast called CatsCast. It ran on all the Escape Artists podcasts on April 1, 2020, so if you were listening to any of them at the time, you may have heard this one already. We also announced that one of our (imaginary) 2019 episodes won an award:
“The Cats That Fall on You From Nowhere” was awarded the American Surrealist Society’s coveted Invisible Candle award fo...
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