[BONUS] S1E00: As Far as I Can Remember

Before we start our first campaign, we reminisce about the quests we've taken and the jokes we've made along the way. This bonus episode isn't necessary to understand the plot of the first campaign, but it's a good place to start if you want to get all of our in-jokes and references!

Currently Playing: Space Kings

 

LIVE LAUGH LOOT IS:

AyItsGreyJ (he/him) as GM

GamingNavi (she/they) as Felicia Fox

Wolfkaosaun (he/him) as Ozzy

 

MUSIC THIS EPISODE:

Out of Control by Chill Carrier (licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0)

One Point to Another by Rockit Maxx (licensed under CC BY-NC 3.0)

Episode Transcript

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Live Laugh Loot contains foul language, violence, drug and alcohol references, and irreverent humor.

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So if you're not a fan of all that, then uh, don't watch the show. Okay, bye!

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Hello there and welcome to episode zero of Live Laugh Loot. This is our TTRPG podcast where we,
you know, we come together and we play roleplaying games, which we know is a super
niche thing that nobody's done before. And by that of course, I mean the exact opposite.
We've been playing roleplaying games since 2022 and we thought it would be fun to record them and

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share them with you. So very quickly what this episode zero is. This is not the first episode
of the first campaign. It's not even the character creation session. Basically our first
campaign is a semi-continuation reboot thing. It follows up from our campaigns that we played
before we started recording stuff. As of right now we've recorded and edited the first few

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episodes and we've made a couple of references to previous events that you wouldn't be aware of
because, you know, none of that was recorded. So we took some time to go over all the plot
stuff that happened before the start of the recorded campaigns and just released this as a
fun little bonus episode as a sort of pseudo episode zero. More like a catch up than

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anything else. You do not need to listen to this episode to understand the story or the plot
of the first campaign. It's just if you want to understand the little references and
jokes that we've made because we've made a few. So if you just want to get to the action you
can skip this one entirely. We have also released episode one when this goes up so you can check
that out right now. Otherwise well hope you enjoy the show. So we've been playing Space Kings

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and I looked this up because I forgot when we started since like August 2022 so it's been two
years more or less. So you're saying is if we waited till tomorrow to do this you could
have said it would have been the two-year anniversary. It could have been. This is now
officially the two-year anniversary celebration episode of Space Kings asterisk r sessions

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not necessarily the game. The Wolf Jinjo Navi era started almost two years ago tomorrow.
Yes. Well two years ago tomorrow from whatever we're recording this. Not
whatever this goes up. That's different. Correct. At some point we will have been
doing this for two years. The book was published about two years ago as well. I
if you're familiar at all with the pretend friends podcast where they basically workshop

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this game. This is a real fun system. I wanted to try it out with some people
and so I gathered some people. These are the voices you're hearing right now.
I had never GM'd a game of any kind to that point. Out of the three of us my role playing
experience is definitely the least. I had done one D&D campaign not even a campaign a session

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in college and it broke apart like halfway through. Not in like a bad way. It's just like
none of us were kind of into it. But this this system seemed really fun really easy for
a beginner like me to get into. So I invited people to say hey anyone want to join me and
I got these fine folk here. It's been super fun. Characters have come together. Some have

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died. Some characters died very peacefully. A lot of them didn't. Yeah. I guess maybe
we should probably mention we have recorded a few sessions and episodes as we are talking
right now. We have occasionally referenced stuff that we've done in the past that was
never recorded including the two starting characters for these two if you want to

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talk about them and where this all kind of began. So I played a fun little character
and by little I mean like a six foot tall shark woman named Mizool. She's a part-time
bounty hunter. Part-time single mom. I fucking loved her. The shark woman concept was based
off a lot of tokusatsu shows I was watching like Sela from Zyuohger and the name came from

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the character Mezool from Kamen Rider OOO who I forgot looked like a high schooler in the show.
So that was a bit weird for me to realize and post after that. Mizool the character you
played was not meant to be a high schooler mom. We want to be clear on that right now.
She was not. No way she performed but I very much took some slight inspiration from that
because I remember Mizool in the show having like a motherly approach to everything so I was like

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oh I could make my character like an actual mom in this instance only for me to then have
that moment of hindsight like oh fuck this is not good. Gosh. So yeah she was this badass
part-time bounty hunter single mom fending off you know the evils of the universe to
make sure she could feed her kids. You can kind of maybe imagine king shark with a gun.

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King shark but definitely smaller and a little bit more on the slim. I'm going to emphasize
a little bit because she's still she was still big just not yeah not like passable as a human
small. Compared to a human big maybe among her species not the biggest but if you just below
average yeah we had another character who was played as yes the favorite character of the

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campaign. So I played as a character named Wilbur from Wilbur's Wacky World. Wilbur's
Wacky World is essentially think like a Chuck E. Cheese from this you know universe but the
issue is this Chuck E. Cheese Wilbur's Wacky World has been pretty much defunct for who
knows how long. Now Wilbur looks like a man wearing the clothes of Wilbur from Wilbur's

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Wacky World and he had the bear gloves of Wilbur from Wilbur's Wacky World. Wilbur believed
that he was indeed this animatronic the face of the corporation. He actually grew up inside of
Wilbur's Wacky World by himself learning to fend for himself learning to love the company
for the company and love all who came to visit. The issue is no one came to visit

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ever however he learned how to pretty much talk to anybody because he would watch these
training videos so he was very much 100% for the corporation and for the kids.
So to this day I even told Jinjo this I was like look Jinjo asked like is Wilbur like
animatronic or is he actually human I was like you know what you decide and to this day

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Wilbur's been like hit he's bled no one knows what he is no one knows if he's an animatronic
or a human but whatever the case. Mizool had kind of an idea because when they first met I
did a perception draw to look at him closely to understand I could see organic material
underneath the stuff even then I was never given a clear answer if you know that was

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just like you know a FNAF situation is like a corpse stuffed inside the machine or if it
was just like a human wearing a suit. All I knew was that there was definitely organic
material mixed in with the machine. Right so Wilbur was very much he wants to be everyone's
friend anyone he would talk to he would try to be friendly he would try to be nice he
would sing them songs. And by god did he. He would unhinge his mouth pretty much like

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playing like a stereo. Had a stereo inside his mouth. Yes and start singing well not
even singing just like playing whatever song came to mind which has led to many
great and sad moments. Wilbur was very much like I like everybody I want to be your friend
and the course of the game went from I love everybody to I lose everybody.

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Yeah I kind of weaponized Wilbur's innate friendliness and desire to want to
be a pal to everybody against him. I might argue too many times because I basically made
him I don't know if you're familiar with TV tropes terminology I basically made him
the wubi the character that everyone likes and they like him because sad things just

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keep happening to him. Yeah we can talk about we can talk more about that as it comes up.
It did start pretty normal in that I gave the two of you a quest and you immediately
said no we are going to arrest our quest giver because he's clearly a shady individual.
So you kind of immediately flipped my script because classic first time GM mistake I wrote

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out the entire first session not realizing that you could just be like nope and just walk away
from it. We didn't really walk away from it we just you know said hey I get what you're
saying but I don't trust you. I'm not doing it. I don't trust you yeah and also you know
I'm supposed to like you know big corporation you're not big corporation you're being weird.

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Yeah because of that basically we improv that you got him arrested and the police officer
that came to arrest him was just George Costanza from Seinfeld. Yeah he started off as a joke
just calling him officer Costanza and then we just sort of just said nope it is George
Costanza as a space cop and then eventually we said his shotgun had an AI in it named
Jerry. Yes. And he talked to the shotgun. And the shotgun talked to him. It's not like he was just

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talking to his gun like Jerry you're my best friend. It was not like that. We could talk back
so we could also say you're my best friend too George. Although I don't seem to recall
either of you having a conversation with Jerry. No I was going to say Wilbur never. We got a ret
con the previous campaign to say Jerry might not have been sentient. Wilbur never interacted

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with that gun at all. Wilbur doesn't mess with guns. Actually that's that's well no actually
yeah no he never used a gun. He used a chainsaw but not a gun. He was always too busy with
her girlfriend. Yes. Oh yeah which Wilbur also tried to wing me in for that and that turned out
fun. Oh that was that well that yeah that actually turned out great. So just to catch you

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the listener up these two were given a quest by a little ketone and basically a cat person
Rosco Beans to steal some art. They immediately were like no we're citizens arresting you
which they did. That was officer George Costanza who came in. The best part was
Mizool asked Wilbur if he wanted to do this because she was like I need money but I don't

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trust this. So she was only willing to do it if Wilbur was willing to do it.
So Wilbur's like no stealing is bad. She's like all right we're turning on them now.
Yeah stealing is bad. Which is great because it established that you two worked as a team
right away. That was my plan all along. Unlike our current campaign where we were
about ready to fight each other. Oh yeah this uh if this if this initial team that you two

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created was if they immediately got along and were willing to team up your new characters
have not. Ozzy and Felicia not exactly peas in a pod but you'll get to that when you
hear the rest of these episodes. Yep. Anyway you sent Rosco Beans away but there's corruption
in the police force because isn't there always. You learned later from a demoted or fired I

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forget exactly what happened. George Costanza. You said he was fired. That's what you told us.
So George Costanza got fired for doing his job and came to you for help basically to take
Rosco Beans down. So this joke George Costanza character became basically the third
party member. Yeah. Because George Costanza followed you for basically the entirety of

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the adventure up until we started recording sessions. He was not there with us on the
Brain Planet. That's true. That's one place he was not there with us. That was just Wilbur
and uh Mizool. But to be fair that was a medical emergency because as part of your
journey to find and capture Rosco Beans you went to a planet that was just a giant

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brain inhabited by floating brains in a jar and you went into the brain caves. Yeah
we didn't like that place. That's true. And also the brains were kind of jerks.
Yeah. They were really jerks. They were just like very literal morons who talks like this.

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I am a brain. We are getting ahead of ourselves. We've skipped a lot of stuff.
Yeah. This is all this is free association. You can follow along hopefully at home. Yeah.
But yeah. So after we took out Rosco we went and we tried to go home then we got
attacked by two robots named Rightbot and Leftbot who were sent by the corrupt police.

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And after we killed them and took their chainsaw arms we went back to Mizool's
place and had to come up with a new plan of attack. Side note you didn't take the
chainsaw arms then. That was later. We'll talk about that. But uh yeah basically you
defeated some corrupt police bots. You walked into the sunset and I ran so far away. Started

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playing. You're welcome. That was a great suggestion which became our unofficial theme song
or ending song at least. Yeah our opening theme became the friend's theme in synthwave.
Yeah yes. Obviously can't use either of those on this podcast but then after you defeated
the police robots you then got approached by Costanza to hunt down Rosco Beans and you

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took him up on that. You got in Mizool's minivan. Well we're also forgetting one other.
There was one other character that uh joined us for a lot of this session which
Wilbur ended up like making him become like his best friend. Yeah we're about to meet him.
We are about to meet him actually. I thought okay my bad. Yeah no we're just about to get
to that. I thought he my bad. Yeah first the two of you went to Mizool's home and you met

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Mizool's three kids. You're welcome. Who I believe we have their names. Uh Nanaue,
Benchly and Durst. Durst. Yeah Sean named Durst because he's like I want you to have a kid
named Durst so like I cool. Benchly was the name of the person who wrote Jaws if I'm correct
and Nanaue is the name of King Shark. Yes. And Benchly was the eldest who understood

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computers and stuff and had aggravated feelings with his mom being gone all the time. Yeah
but still loved her and tried to help her. Yeah also because he had to you know babysit
his two younger siblings which and he talked like that turtle from Sly Cooper.
Oh yeah I gotta talk like this. Because his name was because his name was because his name is

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Bentley. Anyway you get a quest you head off in Mizool's minivan to across a highway where
you are then stopped by you know border patrol style guy named Nick Dastard which still might
be the best name I created. I just love Nick Dastard so much as a name but uh who was all
real tough like oh you guys are not gonna pass me and Wilbur who was a very high charm character.

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Charm is a stat that Wilbur excelled in. Almost did like a Puss in Boots from Shrek
style like look into my cute eyes if I remember correctly and Nick was just like uh okay you
can go. Yeah there was that it was also very much like uh come on buddy yeah we're
friends. Come on yeah come on you're my friend. You know you want and initially Nick was sort of

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like uh I don't know how to deal with these feelings. He said something really nice and
then he looked back saw Wilbur's Wacky World poster was like tears coming from his eyes like
all right you could go. Yeah and then you actually entered and abandoned Wilbur's Wacky
World because I kind of pushed like Wilbur's Wacky World angle pretty heavily where you
were going to like slowly uncover like the rest of the because Wilbur's Wacky World obviously had

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an animatronic band. Wilbur was part of it and he played the tambourine and my initial kind
of plan was we would uncover all the rest of the band members as we went. You go to an
abandoned Wacky World and you find one of them named Bandit. I believe he was the singer
but like a hostile version a very Five Nights at Freddy's style I'm just going to kill you

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unlike Wilbur. Who's also the bad boy but yeah. But you fight that you fight I fight an
animatronic and then this is where we meet our fourth party member Natalia Blackfang
who started up by holding Mizool at knife point but then almost immediately. I tried to romance

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her and then Sean in the best charisma moment ever had Wilbur play a synth version of
I'll Make Love to You and which worked the hell out of it and after one meeting at knife point
they became lovers. Yes it was just like in real time probably in the span of like 10 seconds

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I'm going to hold you up at knife point and you're like oh you are are you turn around
immediate song plays and kiss. It was glorious. So the whole thing with Natalia is she was a
assassin's guild kind of like a dark magician style assassin's guild that Rosco Beans also
belonged to but Natalia's trying to stop Rosco because he's trying to bring about the end of

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the world and blah blah blah big scheme. This is when you headed to the brain planet because
that's where you knew he was heading next. You head into the brain caves you were immediately
attacked by brain worms or brain slugs sorry which took George Costanza out of commission
and that's why he didn't accompany you to the brain caves because he almost died in the fight

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so he and Natalia held back while you two traveled into the brain caves which was the
first real dungeon. You were doing a couple of things you obviously fought the brain slugs you
kind of circumvented my drink the non-poisoned goblet puzzle a little bit by kind of
immediately guessing the solution which was fine. I'm not bitter about it but don't worry

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then we had a fight with the giant brain golem that Wilbur immediately charmed. I don't know
if you remember his the brain golems name. I do. I remember him as the brain golem.
Brain the Rock Johnson. Oh yeah we had a few brain puns we had Brain Gretzky, Brain Wilson,
Alex Trebraink because Wilbur I remember he did like a dance to charm the brain golem

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which worked eventually I think you had to whittle him down. You had to do like two or three times?
That's just kind of Wilbur's whole thing was just like oh I'm really good at charming people
I'm gonna make everybody my friend which worked very well. Yeah Wilbur was very much like
I want everyone to be kind to each other and be nice and no swearing because children are

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around but also if there's no children around go right ahead and alcohol is sometimes okay. He
very much like I will protect the children above all else. Yeah no Wilbur was very much like I
don't ever want to hit anybody I don't want to resort to violence but also I know sometimes
you have to pick people up and take them out and put them in the parking lot. Oh yeah we had

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to constantly communicate to Wilbur as if situations were like a Wilbur's black girl
situation so we had to get him to understand at a level that he was intimately familiar with.
Yeah because he had like no social interactions outside of that. Why is this person bad?
Because they've gone to the employee only section and they're not an employee.
He's not allowed to do that. We have to stop him. Get out. Time to get out.

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As you were leaving the Brain Planet, Mizool, you and Natalia you had a nice just real soft
solid romantic hug just a nice little ending moment which Wilbur tried. I forget what you
did but you did something to interrupt it which failed miserably. I forget what it was. I forget

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if you tried to get in on it make it like a group hug and like nobody was into it.
Yeah we were trying to make it in a group hug and you just like horrendously failed to
the point where it was just like awkward for everybody. Like everyone like didn't respect me
for a long time after that. I made Wilbur lose some of his charm stat until he could

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respect his group. We'll get into the mechanics of this game as we as you go through the episodes
but basically he double failed. It was bad. It was not good. It was icky. It was icky for
everybody and it took a couple sessions for that to come back. It wasn't just like one
session. It was like okay. Yeah that was a character arc for him but everyone was just
kind of on the outs with Wilbur a little bit which was great though because this is

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Nick Dastard came back into the fray. Yeah. Because you did a highway chase scene with him
which I wanted to put in because Navi was streaming something. I forget the name of it.
It was like a Star Fox kind of thing. Oh yeah. Ex-Zodiac. Ex-Zodiac. I gifted that game to Sean
and have you played that on stream yet man? Not yet. That's part of my Saturday stream games.

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So you were streaming that and I was like you know what I'm gonna put a highway chase
because it was a highway chase level like on a futuristic bike so I was like you know what
I'm gonna do a highway chase level which I did. You chased Nick Dastard. He became more
like Dick Dastard in Wacky Races. Every single time we destroyed his car which was surprisingly

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easy for us that round. It just kept turning to a slightly smaller vehicle. He was on a
motorcycle if I remember correctly like a space motorcycle. It started off in a car then it
became like a jet board and then it became like a jet unicycle. Yeah I just made it so that he
was just like immediately converted into like a oh he was a space motorcycle. I did damage. Now

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it's a space unicycle. And our car kept taking some heavy damage from that as well.
Yeah I remember at one point Wilbur because you were chasing him with the minivan.
Yeah the space Honda Civic. Which miraculously kept up with this
but uh I remember at one point Wilbur you engineered a bomb out of some parts of the car.

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You like tore off some parts of the minivan. Yeah it was fine. Which I know Bezul did not
love that. Oh she was pissed. Oh yeah. Look we had to do what we had to do and Wilbur doesn't
know how to drive so he was like what if I made a bomb. Because you do have engineering
points. Yeah. You know it made sense and to be fair you made the bomb well and it worked. It's

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just the kind of the the situation of it. Not great for rebuilding your relationship with
Bezul. I also I don't know if I questioned this back then. Why did the children's
entertainment mascot know how to build a bomb and why did they resort to building a bomb?
Trial and error. Look they had to learn how to make things sometimes and you know

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they learned the hard way. You know I would have accepted if you said like
they need to understand how to disassemble things. Oh yeah. I mean like there's computers
in there. That would have made sense but then he was like well they need to learn how to
make things. Yeah that's obviously a bomb. Yeah you saw you saw the kind of enemies that
the animatronics were like Wilbur knows how they work. He knows like how to you know.

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I don't think he was prepared to fight the animatronics. I think that was the
defense mechanism they accidentally activated. Oh no. Wilbur is always for the kids. He knows
that some animatronics might go haywire so he needs to know how to protect the children.
They saw the FNAF franchise like we can't let this happen real life so they programmed
the animatronics to fight against William Afton. I know he watched he watched like

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well he was like hey there's androids and they have bombs in them. I should do that.
Except we're not going to give them the bombs. We're going to teach them how to make the
bombs. Yeah. Because that's how it works. I remember if I remember right we maybe like
lore wise the reason Wilbur had high engineering is because he's an animatronic that could like
repair himself. Yeah yeah. It's just that that then translated over to oh yeah Wilbur can make

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bombs. Anyway next up you headed to the graveyard planet. Well first after we caught up with Nick
Dastardly. That's right you did totaled Nick Dastardly's vehicle and basically just kind of
captured him. Wilbur was like the only one who was like kind of sympathetic to this guy.
Everyone else is just like no fucker come with us. You take him you head to the next

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planet you know Rosco Beans was at this graveyard asteroid basically where you met
the undead union. My favorite character Deadry. Yes Deadry the little like kind of
like three foot tall zombie union representative. I thought he was a skeleton. No he was a

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zombie. Yeah basically just this undead union was striking outside of Dr. Frank N. Stein's
castle because well it was just all things that Frank N. Stein wanted them to work too hard.
They said they're unionizing. That's all you need to know. Point is they were a union their
boss was a jerk. You get it. But you know your task was you got to get into this creepy

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castle next to a graveyard. So I know like they had a catapult ready which you two tried
to use but that ended up breaking. I think Wilbur tried to repair it. I know Mizool got
into a shouting match with somebody in the castle which ended with an 18th century cannon being
pointed at you. I thought we were launched via a catapult. No you tried that but it failed.

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Ah right. Because Deadry was like the... And doing so he broke the catapult and held them
Deadry was going to try and launch himself across the moat but the catapult failed and you had to
comfort Deadry to like pick his spirits up. So you activated your mom card. The best card.
And you eventually get into the castle you go through another dungeon. This is where you get

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the chainsaws. Okay. Because I brought back one of the robots you fought from in the first
session. Leftbot. Rightbot. As Punished Righbot. Gosh. So just imagine like the
second boss battle form of you know just a standard police robot where he inexplicably

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grew like four feet taller and now has chainsaws for arms. Yeah. And it was just like... That
battle was tough. It was a really big one. I honestly have like a list of things that
like Nick Dastard who was still like bound at the hands kicked a quarter into Rightbot's eye

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or something to do some damage. Deadry did a bunch of attacks. Mizool because you smelled
somebody's blood and went into a frenzy. I smelled human blood from Wilbur which still
never got explained and since she wasn't wearing a helmet this time to protect her senses she
entered blood frenzy mode and you gave me like a plus a buff to my attack stat for that.

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Yeah. Basically a Berserker. Which worked well but also you were retaliated against hard and
you Mizool almost died here. Oh yeah that was the first time she almost died. Which Natalia
was like oh my god and tried to revive you and I think she jokered because you were healed
but you also were given a lot of like drugs. You kind of woke up all right but you were

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oh my god what's happening? How do I feel everything around me? Yeah you did defeat the
punished right bot but it was a tough battle and it was like six on one and you all still got
pretty banged up. That was around the time I started coming up with ideas for who y'all are
seeing me use now but like I was basically trying to contemplate like do I try and pull

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her out of this or do I let her die so I could try a new character idea and luckily
I survived. You did survive. You were able to head out to the top of the castle where you met
a cool character named Ikol who was the third player character an interdimensional traveler
basically a sentient black hole that always carried with him that had like a a wizard's

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cape and always carried with him a Spirit Halloween bag. I thought he was described
like a fourth dimensional god. He was fifth dimensional if I remember correctly.
I think you just kind of interpreted him with your three dimensional eyes
as a black hole. That's kind of what you would see with a Spirit Halloween bag that he could

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pull out anything from like just imagine like a basically like a mystery pouch. This led to
some fun encounters we'll get to later. Yes Ikol was an agent of chaos basically.
A fragile agent of chaos. Yes. Very fragile. He had the minimum amount of health possible

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but also like a lot of wit points and a little bit of intelligence. Lying. He was great at
lying. Wilbur never knew that because he didn't think anyone ever lied to him. That's true.
Wilbur also had the eyes of a machine so like I don't think he had the same level
of comprehending what everyone was looking at. Yeah. Wilbur was like oh that's a shadow.

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Cool. Anyway. He saw like a glitchy QR code or like you know a captcha image in front of him
is like I can't read. Yeah but bag. That bag is the biggest blessing and curse I've ever seen
in my entire life. Oh yeah. That bag was basically just kind of the let's try it and

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see what happens. Completely different topic. I want to ask for a weird lore building.
Does Spirit Halloween exist and have they ever rented out an entire Wilbur's Wacky World?
I'd say no. No to the second part. As far as Spirit Halloween existing, no. But remember
that Ikol comes from a different dimension. Okay. So one where Spirit Halloween exists

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which is not necessarily our dimension as human beings. Yeah because we're not
fifth dimensional beings. True. There could be Spirit Halloween in a number of dimensions.
In the Space Kings universe there is none. Call us out on that if we later
forget about that and introduce Spirit Halloween as a set decoration.
Gosh. We'll have to now make up a parody version of it just so we don't become

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anti-chronistic. Yep. You know when we get to season six we'll do the Spirit Halloween
quest. And then have those die-hard fans be like no wait you said they don't exist.
This is obsession zero description. I made a bunch of fan fiction about them going to Spirit
Halloween and this is not how I thought it would go. Let's call it Spectre Halloween.

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Spectre yeah. Spectre of the Dead. I couldn't think of a synonym for Halloween.
Spectre of the Dead sounds way too badass for a Spirit Halloween style. Sounds like a shovel
knight. This is also future in the space so like they have future space cosplays and
it's gotta be pretty badass by then. Sounds like a shovel knight villain.
Spectre of the Dead. Spectre of the Dead. We already have Spectre Knight.

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They can't be Spectre of the Dead. It's whenever they die they come back. Dead Knight.
Anyway you got a new friend. Yay. And then you went on a big tangent next because next
up is the cheese moon arc which was basically a four session detour. Oh yeah after that the

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Professor Frank N. Stein fled off. We chased him to where we thought he went to and we ended up
on a cheese moon. What happened was you chased Frank N. Stein to a planet that had like a
I think maybe like your van was having mechanical issues and you had to land on like a junkyard

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planet. Yeah we did. Which you left Natalia behind with the vehicle. You went to a service
station and you were greeted by a rat. We learned that Ikol apparently can speak rat.
Part rat. He didn't do a good job at it the first time. That's true. Maybe he was like

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Some one thing led to another and you went back and the vehicle and Natalia both were missing.
You see a trail. You get on some space scooters and you drive around. You fight a giant buff
wizard rat named Ratsputin and then that same rat who you met in the service station was

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like I've kidnapped your girlfriend and you have to do a favor for me. Go to the cheese
moon and get my artifact back. Which you were like yeah okay I guess we have to.
Yeah we weren't even like excited. It was like all right whatever I guess.
This all happened because a character you had not met failed on an introduction check.

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This all happened because I flipped a failure that enabled a villain to hijack the story.
Okay. So this is yeah um so you all went to a cheese moon.
This is where it all starts going downhill. Oh yeah it goes downhill. First off you crash
land. Nick dashed it is with you and goes flying out the windshield. You don't know where he

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went. Yeah Wilbur wants to find him though. So yeah starts negative right off the bat.
Positive side you acquired some space queso. Yep space out. Because I think like you
got a jar out and just bottled some cheese river. We asked Ikol to get us a mason jar
because we're like oh space queso we gotta have it. We gotta have it. And then we did.

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He successfully pulled us out a mason jar to fill up with space queso.
Yep then you went to like a cheese fort. You got in and you met a Roomba who was just
kind of driving around. It was a space prison. Yeah a space prison you're right yeah yeah.
You fought a Roomba because Wilbur tried to do you know tried to talk machine to machine.

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And he called it a slur on accident. You didn't have to throw that out there.
Well no I have it right here. I know. They met a Roomba who immediately was turned off by
Wilbur's racist comments. Okay and also just so people understand I drew for the racist comments
okay. Yes. It wasn't something that like Wilbur just randomly did just on a whim.

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It was like no I drew cards and then racism happened. As a twist it's not you know he failed
in a spectacular way. Let's put it that way. Robot racism. Which means he was racist.
Towards a robot. Towards a robot but also towards a Roomba so like who cares.
Well I mean Roomba which turned into a giant mech kind of like the Robo

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Heavies from TF2 Mann vs Machine. Yeah yeah yeah. Which is appropriate because we decided
they had a Brass Beast. The Brass Beast minigun. Just straight up from Team Fortress 2.
A Brass Beast. And when we beat it I took that as my prize. Oh yeah. I had the Brass Beast.
Mizool shark mom now has a minigun. One of the worst ones in TF2. It provides defense

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buff and attack buff but by god it's super slow to deploy. So much so that we included
that as like it took me like what two turns to be able to use it once. Yes. If I could start doing
it then I would be able to keep doing it until I stopped using it but like. Basically a way
for me to balance out that you had a fucking minigun. Yeah. But you take that minigun as

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your prize and you find the actual mechanic on that junkyard planet who was in prison
named it was just like a little like bulldog lady named Carmine Ranch-Dip. Oh yeah.
I'm remembering all these names as I have these session notes up. You know you free her and you're
like all right we got to get the hell out of here. Which you take you you head further into the

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fort and then you find this prison guard who's a rhino rhino person named named Grimbus
Grankshaft. My boy Grimbus. Grimbus was quite a character. Okay so you get into like you're
trying to like be like oh we're here for a good reason and he's like no you're not
and you I don't think anyone initiated a fight but Mizool you basically threw your minigun.

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Okay no what happened was Ikol tried to defuse situations saying we had permission to be here
that succeeded until Wilbur eventually asked hey yeah what is your name by the way and then he
said a name which was the name of like some famous criminal in our dimension and so Grimus
me like oh no that's a criminal they don't have permission at all I need to stop them

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so I decided to pull Looney Tunes bullshit and threw the minigun through the Brass Beast on
Grimbus. Which knocked him out instantly. I remember my exact words were I want to throw
the minigun on Grimbus like an anvil in Looney Tunes to knock him out. Yes. And that was the

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start of my eventual evolution to Felicia. Yeah which Ikol then was like okay cool can I add
this unconscious rhino guard to my inventory and I was like sure. So you took him along
and we weren't exactly sure the ethics of it but it happened so what you met this another

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buff mouse uh called Mousecarpone who was working on a teleporter to get you all out of
which you did you also uh encountered Nick who was recovering he was apparently found by somebody
else patched his wounds up so you took him with you you head on back to the junkyard planet
and the the van at this point you found the van but it had been completely stripped of all

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of its parts and I was pissed you were furious and I think you saw they had sprayed on the
ratmobile yep you were like fuck you rats I just finished paying that off
so you go to fight the rats and get your ship back basically and uh this is when something

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happens to Nick Dastard that uh kind of uh caught you both off guard I think so have you
seen the movie alien yep uh yeah so basically Nick Dastard got chest bursted
but instead of an alien it was a cheese rat hybrid called Curdolfus yeah um yeah which killed Nick

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Dastard unfortunately I wanted to trim down your party a little bit because it was getting a
little big and I'm sorry to say this Nick Dastard was the most disposable party member
I could not kill George he was too much of a friend I could not kill Natalia because I'd
rather wrench apart a friendship than a romance yeah Wilbur had to especially since you'd also set

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up this possible subplot that she had kids as well because that was the conversation that came
up earlier in the plot as well so she still had more to add oh yeah that was a thing yeah yeah
yeah yeah Nick was just kind of the butt monkey yeah that was the first person that
war was like I actually turned this person over a new leaf I helped this I helped them

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they're dead now they're dead everything's bad and you and Nick did genuinely like each other
you were genuine friends and he died in a horrific way like that was just like that was the person
he grew very close to and just watched them essentially their chests blow up which Wilbur
hasn't seen the movie so this is all new to him so yeah watching that happen just kind of

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like flipped the switch into Wilbur and then Wilbur was like they took my friend now I'm
going to take their life and then as soon as we finished that fight we might got a new car
in the form of the space Winnebago like in Spaceballs and he immediately wanted to call it
the dastard is it the first time Wilbur killed yeah I think so probably I do yeah I do that

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you did at least for this fight deliver the killing blow you partially you partially
decapitated them with a chainsaw yeah which I yeah I got the chainsaw and I used the
skull as a necklace yes you grabbed their skull and wore it around your necklace yeah yeah at

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this point everyone was fucking terrified of Wilbur well yeah they killed his best friend he was
upset it was very much like I will keep this as mental not to let anything bad happen ever
again and boy did if only Wilbur knew the terror that was behind the next corner well the

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one-off session where you guys went to a diner to get food so yeah and then we realized Grimbus
was a part of the was also corrupt and part of the space mafia he wasn't well I mean kind of
I should mention all of this time you have just brought an unconscious rhino with you at all
times so again through all of this you have just been carrying this person on a stretcher

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but yeah you guys go to take a break get some food Ikol paid for the meal with like a gold bar
that he pulled out because he got a ton of good rolls to pay for the meal wait and then in the
did we discuss the Dr. Bees moment or was that is that coming up the doctor what
the doctor beast where he pulled it where he reached in to grab like a jar to deal with

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like some spiders we were fighting and actually pull out a jar oh yeah that's right yeah you
were fighting some spiders at one point I think like on the cheese moon
and Ikol was like can I just pull something out of the bag to like help and critical failed
and so I was like you pull out a jar of bees and then what's this a fight with a group of

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spiders my jar full of bees will put a stop to that this this fight is now worse with the addition
of more bees as now we had to fight spiders and bees not relevant but that's what my
favorite moment's in it and I want to bring it up whenever possible I don't think we'll
be dealt with any bees during any of this yeah no you were no you were you were somewhere else

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oh yeah I think you're helping the yeah yeah we were working we were trying to fix some
sort of teleporter at the time that's yep yeah which you which you were working on
because you're good at that kind of stuff yeah which means you avoided avoided the bees
yeah we Ikol and I had be sent to go like refix like go turn the generator on or something
you're up there helping to repair the technical specs up there yeah we encountered we encountered

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a spider and it was proving hard for me to fight so Ikol decided Dr. Bees
Ikol's bag was literally the best worst thing in the world oh yeah anyway yeah you
you got some food you left and you realized uh-oh Grimbus is awake and he broke our van
already well the van was already broken it's not the space Winnebago the Spirit

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I'm sorry yeah but he broke your rv that's fucker yeah and he was like part of like this scheme
with a mob a mafia crew you fought them killed two of them I think and then Ikol who was
telekinetic and telepathic tried to get in Grimbus's head Grimbus was about to attack
them and be like you know hey Grimbus uh be on our side but doing that telepathically

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but uh also got a twist on that so he ended up basically removing all of the sentience
from Grimbus and turned him into just an actual rhino so he added a feral rhino to the fight
which was great but what's even better is Wilbur tamed this rhino so now they had a pet

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rhinoceros friendly and on their side willing to fight very cute obviously the character we
make the first plushies for is Grimbus the rhino you flew to a space station which was
kind of your last like major dungeon where you found Natalia's kid whose name was Ralph because

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I could not think of a better name yep yeah you did another cool vehicle fight which I don't
remember much uh so Mizool jumped from the winnebago to go directly take care of it
I dropped off a little Astromech droid that was trying to stop me and then he just went
yeah just straight up an R2-D2 style uh drone came out to make repairs and you were like no

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bitch slapped the thing off and then tried to tear the ship open yeah you tried to tear it
but then inexplicably that came back
did it like blow up or something yeah it like blew up or sent the ship on a collision course

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it did something that inconvenienced us it died in a way that inconvenienced us that's what I
remember yeah then it led to a split second decision of me deciding to save both me and
the pilot yeah which was good because then you realized oh this is my girlfriend's son
yeah because we brought him on board then Natalia was like oh my goodness Ralph Ralph my boy

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and he was being like somewhat manipulated by evil forces to work with them yeah because he
mentioned that the nearby space station that you all were heading to was like they got a
bunch of kids captured there as part of a secret Wilbur's Wacky World program and Wilbur
like you can't do this because obviously after killing Wilbur's best friend the next obvious

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thing to do is shatter his entire belief system and make him realize that the people he is
idolized and worshiped are maybe terrible people well if only that was the only thing
that happened we're getting there we're getting there uh pain Wilbur is basically
big boss yeah well not not yet but going to be yeah yeah it's just building and building

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every single tragic backstory you can think of well we're made friends with the uh the
sun and everything during this and everything and you know there's so many hardships
i've been waiting for this these next couple parts to come up because man it
he really just does become punished snake you deserve happiness or a nap oh wait hold

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Wilbur never sleeps actually now i think about it Wilbur has never slept or at least we never
brought it up that he did there might have been some like off mic moments where you had like a
few days rest but never like in the show gotcha it's not like sleep or tiredness as a mechanic
in the game so there was no need to be like Wilbur sleeps for x hours okay anyway yeah you

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into this space station uh so i know i think it was Wilbur and Ralph and Natalia and Grimbus
went to free all the kids who were imprisoned by Wilbur's Wacky World at which point Wilbur
had to fight another animatronic Wilbur through dance dance revolution and then

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George Mizzoula and Ikol they were doing their own thing going through maintenance
they were fighting some feral zombies which that took a while and Deadry came back i forgot
i'm just reading my space notes because i knew that you especially Navi and Mizzoula loved Deadry
i was like you know what Deadry's coming back i was so i remember just being overjoyed when

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i saw Deadry return yeah a lot a lot of stuff in the space station happened that wasn't
necessarily plot relevant it was just kind of turn on the thing you know fight those
fight the zombies had my next great moment of cartoon logic where someone got stuck in a vent
i just sort of did the windy up punch and yeah hit them and shot them through yeah very tom and

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Jerry style like wind up a punch like a hurricane i think around what time i started messaging
you about the initial idea for Felicia yeah i remember you reached out to me because the
next part was you made it to the top floor you made it you made it to the top floor
you were put in charge of feeding a bunch of the big bad bosses because someone thought

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oh you're the wait staff serve these people which ended up becoming a big big fight woman
another uh Charadonian which the shark people race thing that uh Mizool was and then on that
moment decided to retcon say she was bisexual so yes she started trying to hit on him and then
there was like one other i think normal guy and then there was the fourth guy who sort of

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was in charge of the whole thing yeah so there was i have Mr. Orange who was like a
type person Mr. Purple the human who was just kind of a big fat guy eating a bunch of stuff
Mr. Green was the shark man Mr. Green the shark uh and Mrs Blue the petroid is the species name
i have for which i think was like a lion fish yeah like a bunch of frills and you finally

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encountered Dr. Frank N. Stein he came back and had a big big boss fight i didn't take very
we were losing up until Mr. Purple i want to say called Mr. Green a water breather which is a slur
to all of us fish people it wasn't Mr. Purple it was actually Dr. Stein and i have gone back

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and forth with drips in about this i can't remember whether Ikol telepathically told
Dr. Stein hey Mr. Green is going to kill you or if uh Ikol try to make it seem like Dr. Stein
was turning on Mr. Green i can't remember how exactly it happened but basically Dr. Stein

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what do you think i think it was telepathically he said it from what i remember
okay all right oh yeah and during the combat uh Mizool got hit with poison and it was taking
a lot of damage through a lot of it oh yes but how the fight ended was two of the big bad bosses
were dead i think one had flown like fled rather um Mr. Green fled i remember that much

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yeah because Dr. Stein did however the method was did say oh you fucking gillbreather yeah
gillbreather that was the slur yeah and everyone everyone just stopped everyone was like
and Mizool in the process of trying not to die like Mr. Green said get him for me will you
yeah he's sort of not an approval yeah i see like yeah you and Mr. Green i think everybody

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just kind of dog piled on him i do have it here that Wilbur did the killing we pulled the
we pulled the Jojo part five moment on him yes yes we did but yes Mizool had taken poison
fell unconscious which Ikol attempted to cure by using the Spueso but uh unfortunately

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critical failed so so he didn't realize the speso had gone bad and Mizool died yep straight up just
died right at the end of the session it was like a last minute punch that was very very sad
and yeah like after the session like you and i navi just took a minute yeah we had like a

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couple weeks in between i remember scheduling time with you to discuss the possibility of a new
character because i was like okay we're nearing the end of the campaign i have an idea for my
next character do we pop her in now or do we try and bring back Mizool you said you'd come up
with an idea you helped flesh out the further idea for what uh Felicia would be yeah just i
wanted to because i wanted to ask you if because we were nearing the end of the session

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if you wanted to do a new character and if you did um would you be okay bringing Mizool back
from the dead just to finish the campaign and then she can yeah that's what we agreed on we did
yeah we agreed i'll do Mizool one more time then we'll continue it and i'll use a brand new
character yep um so the next session we begin with Mizool meeting Ralof from the Skyrim intro

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who's like hey you're finally awake she died in combat so she went to space valhalla
yes warrior heaven space valhalla where Ralof from Skyrm greets you out
he's basically the Saint Peter um oh you're finally awake because i wanted to do the sky
room intro meme uh and Mizool basically like pled her case like can i go back for one last

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fight and Ralof was like yeah okay so Mizool was temporarily resurrected you met Rosco Beans
finally who you had not seen since the beginning at a temple where he was trying to summon his
big bad boss you fought him he sacrificed himself to fully summon the moon goddess
Shi'raya was her name you fought her and then the tide turned enough for all the NPC

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friendly NPCs to come back and do a big old final attack oh yeah Jerry the Shotgun disappeared
slash died at one point so he had he got a return in this battle yeah Jerry the Shotgun
had been broken but the first uh action of the final attack was Jerry the Shotgun flies
down from the sky and blasts the moon goddess in the face yeah like everybody came back Mizool's

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kids came back also because i wanted to make sure they were there to say goodbye to their mom
the brain golem, Deadry, the Roomba came back the last person to come back and only Wilbur
saw this was the ghost of Nick Dastard who delivered a final blow my boy my boy from beyond
the grave and if we had maybe continued with uh with all these characters we might have done

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you know help Nick Dastard in hell kind of scenario but never i know he was there hold on what he was
not a corrupt cop yeah he was yeah he was not a great person he turned his life over he should
have gone to hell yeah you may have turned him but he didn't turn to Christ he didn't exactly
give him enough opportunities he didn't give him enough opportunities to redeem himself in

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the eyes of the lord so it's not like this guy had much time to enjoy his new good life
that may be my favorite comeback i've heard for a very long time
you may have turned him but he didn't turn to Christ
oh my god that is perfect to be fair i said he was in hell i didn't necessarily

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confirm whether or not he belonged there it might have been a mission to get him to heaven
that's true anyway that didn't end up happening we're probably not going to do that i don't think
Nick Dastard is going to return because he is a Wilbur character and we're not playing with
him at the moment i definitely want to keep this Wilbur's Wacky World at least as a plot detail
while we do these sessions but um yeah we're just kind of cooling Wilbur off for a bit

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next we see him he's gonna be this like Obi-Wan Kenobi kind of just retired to another
abandoned facility just cleaning it and just trying to stay detached from the world because
he doesn't want to get attached to anyone anymore yeah old Ben Wilbur from Wilbur's Wacky
then Wilbur's Wacky World now that's a name i haven't heard in a long time he looks over to

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a picture of Natalia Mizool and Grimbus and Ikol at the italian restaurant yes and now
need to ask does Natalia still live in this universe and did she gain custody of Mizool's
kids i'm gonna vote yes we never really talked about who the father of Mizool's kids was he
really kind of wasn't in the picture yeah we so i didn't really do anything with that i

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had no real plans at the closest i ever got was flirting with Mr. Green and maybe up
up to the door they might have known each other like that's the closest i might have
considered but even then the existence and identity of the dad was not important to me
yeah so that was the first big campaign it took us a year and a half of more or less

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on on and not like not like straight in a row yeah a lot of that was struggled because
of just life stuff and i think it's definitely like a three month span where we just sort of
forgot to keep meeting up yeah definitely the the point right before we brought Ikol in
because dribson wanted to make a character and play uh we had just kind of like not played

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yeah we had we had at least i want to say three weeks where we just had something come up
where one person had something come up we couldn't do it we said like oh yeah we'll
do it next week and then after that we just kept forgetting yeah yeah definitely and you know
scheduling is hard sometimes to be difficult i assume dribson asked you either asked dribson
to join or he asked to join and he's like oh yeah i should probably ask if we are still

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doing this yeah which did and we continued yeah thank you dribson for bringing back
space kings this might not have happened without you that's true dribson i now wish
to declare Ikol as officially as a god so that way he could we could say this
we're gonna believe in that we're gonna watch Ikol accidentally kill one of his best friends

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okay true which gosh i do love that like Ikol was like hey i'm here for a little bit all right
i could one of the main characters bye yeah Ikol was very much a i'm gonna do whatever
the hell i want and i'm not here to make friends yeah kind of serve the pot and leave
yeah yeah we're like cool your shadow anyway so the surviving party members which at this point

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uh was Wilbur Ikol and George everyone else had either just kind of left on their own way
uh or was gone died dead did Grimbus leave Grimbus is a character that i forgot to mention
was hanging around with you at the bar but i kind of forgot that he was a thing and i
didn't mention him so Grimbus just sort of disappeared he just went off into his own thing

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which is fine i mean he became a normal rhino at that point i think yeah i think so he was just
kind of the mascot for yeah to be fair that guy was just existing and giving us passive
buffs just for being around we're just like him around but like he wasn't going to force
him to stay around yeah Wilbur Ikol and George are just drinking their sorrows way at a bar
and this is where navi introduced Felicia Fox yep who you will meet more when you watch these

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episodes basically uh 40s 50s style hollywood starlet cartoon fox who just sort of butted in
on the conversation it was like hello i'm here yeah makes yourself feel self-important
and simultaneously self-deprecating as she was also in that campaign i also added a lot more
self-depressing moments with her just a lot more of how did i do it it was like you were like you

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know i i'm the greatest star in the world i will not be free from my corporate masters
goes up and like does a little tap dance i will never stop dancing she had a lot more of those
fucked up and twisted moments i'd like to bring them back in this campaign i don't know if like
i don't know how well i can do it i believe in you if you feel that it's right to introduce
it i think so far we've just kind of appealed to Felicia's vanity so you've just been on the

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haha i'm Felicia side anyway the gang meets Felicia the cool new character and then there's
this jerk in the bar who's like i'm depressed and Wilbur's like oh another opportunity to make
a friend yeah which also Wilbur was also very depressed drinking uh he was having what do you
mean a new friend when this guy openly said he was evil well he didn't at first he at the

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beginning he was like i'm lonely uh so Wilbur did he say it was like his birthday or something
yeah it was his birthday and Wilbur sang yeah he's saying happy birthday yeah well you sang a
variation of uh a variation of Rock Lobster i remember that part happy birthday

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yeah because you were drinking a b-52 which perked the guy up and he was
says no that's great you're my new friend let's take over this planet and you were like oh
god damn it you're very much like oh come on dude really my friend just died

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and start rubbing up the chainsaw so basically just a big fight uh to initiate the session
why not they all took those they all took the Spirit yes uh yeah we had left behind
did not get to take that with her well Natalia took that with you but with her yeah but uh that
means that the party didn't have access to it so they had to call a cab i thought they oh

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yeah they did okay for some reason i thought they took the Spirit no the Spirit was left with
Natalia uh so at this point you head to uh another Wilbur's Wacky World location because
i think that's just where like uh Wilbur wanted to go uh he was just like take us to Wilbur's
wacky world uh which you did uh this is the point where Ikol's player uh drips in dropped

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off so Ikol just sort of vanished into thin air he went back to the fifth dimension from
what yeah left left behind just a mysterious cube that you tried to open then immediately
started uh admitting a gas so you were like oh god let's not mess with this but yeah you
into the Wilbur's Wacky World which was had been taken over by raiders which uh this is where

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you meet Wilbur Jr. who was just walking around like hello friends and of course Wilbur got
attached to it immediately always does well in this case more because you identified it was
like oh fellow employee of Wilbur's Wacky World yeah you're immediately like oh this
person is on the level but in the ensuing fight that happens because of course these
raiders are gonna immediately shoot at you a few a few things happen here that are interesting

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uh Felicia immediately displayed her cartoon prowess by so Felicia also has a mystical
pocket that she can just pull shit out of which is kind of great that Ikol is not
in this campaign anymore because then we'd have two characters that just have
mystery bags essentially yeah um but anyway Felicia takes out a clarinet

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and shows it up somebody's ass yep uh to kill to kill them basically and then one of the raiders
had a rocket launcher and as you might expect have happened um blew Wilbur Jr. to smithereens
it was not not a good time it was instantaneous by the way it wasn't like

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something led up to it it was like a we looked at each other in the eye and then just
gone yeah i the way i think i remember it happening is Wilbur Jr. looked back at you
like i'm gonna do a thing ran up and charged at the at the person who immediately like turned
around with his rpg and shot like instantly evaporating him yeah like like he was like

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i want to be just like you and then like disintegrate i watched this person's brain
evaporate before my very eyes i watched the kid version of me the one i'm supposed to protect

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Wilbur Jr. the one i was helping turn over a new leaf helping him show the way to be
inspired him another child after i just lost one of my best friends two best friends actually
i just watched them die in the place that i grew to love the corporation that i stood for destroyed
the only innocence i had left that was Wilbur's breaking point at that point it was like

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everybody must die and i will make them suffer it was like oh my it was awful it was Wilbur
worked from everyone needs to be my friend to everyone must suffer and i will say all of this
happened because of card flips and you know rolls it was not it was not like i was actively
trying to make Wilbur the most miserable person ever just everything that was the straw that

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broke the camel's back yes it was just hit after hit after hit and then just like the
mini version himself that he was trying to protect just exploded because of what Wilbur
was doing Wilbur lost himself and knew there was no going back so it was like well
so where about them chainsaws because we got people to split in half this is very much the

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anakin skywalker story but it's an animatronic bear but also it's technically a man animatronic
man in a bear clothing and paws yeah which he never used again he just used the chainsaw
from that point on yeah because because you've got a chainsaw and you were just like well
fuck it i'm using this all the time oh yeah i was gonna use paws but like just everyone

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chainsaw why wouldn't you use it yeah because i want to kill them as soon as i got the big
the Brass Beast well he didn't want to kill everybody but then oh yeah we left the brass
beast for Mizools died initially because it was too fucking heavy for everyone else to carry
that's right you kind of left it as like uh this is where you died but also we were
like i can't carry this yeah i think George Costanza was the only one who could have

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possibly moved it and that wasn't uh that wasn't happening no was that i can't remember did Jerry
die yeah now Jerry died yeah Jerry broke in the middle of combat i think like George tried
to use him as like a like a club for some reason and it broke and it broke he was like
my friend that no one ever talks to you about him nope my friend who talks to me

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and no one seems to be questioning well to be fair we've all had a lot happen to everybody
George maybe has a tragic backstory with him and Jerry that we haven't explored yet
Wilbur wasn't ready for it well anyway so after Wilbur basically lost the last of his sanity
uh i sent you on a treasure hunt basically just a short little breezy campaign you guys

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went into underground tunnels you fought a giant poison ant you met some mole people one of them
you know a mole person named Shooby Dooby who was like hey hello i can help you find the
treasure yeah and they existed like a really primitive society who knew who Felicia was but
like the best they had was like an early Macintosh computer that still connected to

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homestarrunner.com yeah i mean they had ancient they look you're going to the ancient ruins
that was only like 30 years old or something well no in this universe they would be 4 000
years old it's just that for us as our references players yeah it's it was only like
4 000 years in the future and Homestar Runner is still up and running apparently

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dudes you can try and destroy my website but my sbemails will keep on living because they
are just too awesome that was very that was very good that was that was a perfect
expression if we ever do a strong bad campaign i need a strong bad vtuber model now i think
they did use one at one point i remember they did they were doing they had the uh vtuber speed

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of marzipan's what was it beef reverse anyway yeah you visited this ancient temple of the moles
after going through like a rango style like old west town and you fought a bunch of like
cowboys who were showing up and then yeah you basically went through this whole temple which
was basically a bit i had been playing a lot of hades too so i set it up with like oh

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this dungeon is going to have a bunch of rooms a bunch of traps and you have to like
decide your path and it was pretty cool and then at the end you meet up with Shooby Dooby
and he's like hey thanks for testing out our escape room so these people basically
led you on a fake treasure hunt to help people too um no there were ghosts there

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were ghosts yeah you like killed like a ghost or like a warrior skeleton or something
yeah so nobody important
not now no um i know Felicia was very upset that she was duped into beta testing an escape room
uh Wilbur Wilbur didn't care that much he was just like happy that it ended without

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somebody dying Felicia was pissed because like she finally felt like she was free from her
corporate chains for one adventure that was gonna be really cool it'd be treasure
and it would be awesome and then she found i was still just the scripted mess was like
no god damn it by one week away from the company and this is what i spent it on

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darlings i can't take it i think Wilbur was just trying to vibe trying trying
yeah this was like the least deadliest thing he didn't allow and it turned out well for him
it had been at least two sessions since someone of his best friends died so he was able to be on
the upswing yeah for at least a little bit well it was a good casual adventure so he

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well okay before Robo Freddy died yeah Freddy died mini Wilbur sorry i kept saying Freddy
no this is a totally original idea by Wolfkaosaun Corp yeah come on i thought you were
an llc sean i didn't know you were corp yeah it changes during the week it changes all the
business is uh flexible and fluctuating flexible and fluctuating welcome to Wolfkaosaun

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corporations llc during the week it's whatever you needed to be at this specific moment in time
exactly gotta be an llc so you can be held accountable for as little as possible yes
absolutely and that's everything that happened and we decided uh that we were gonna record
some sessions as well and that's what you're listening to right now which we brought back

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Felicia because we only played with her a little bit and yeah we barely got to flesh her out
yeah so still a lot of a lot of places a lot of places we can go with her um wolf chaos on
decided let's start a new character and that's ozzie the detective was born yeah yeah because
Wilbur i was like he's he's done his story i mean sure there's some things left unanswered

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but i think you know i think for now he deserves a rest and then i was like what if i made an
ostrich detective there you go and as of this point we've now said our story we'll keep
referencing that old campaign knowing us uh don't know if uh Felicia will direct herself will
acknowledge it i don't know we'll see we've we've we've poked the idea of this being

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the sequel to that we're no promises yeah at least as far as like well i do want some kind
i do want this to kind of be a sequel to that just like we could have the possible hope that
we can see a happy ending for Wilbur at some point that's my hope and get an answer to what
he is yeah i can't wait to never know i had been building a potential campaign for this where

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we would go into that and explore it but uh then wolf said i'd like to do a new character
okay let's save that for what for if and when Wilbur comes back i think i remember like initial
conversation that because i was the first person to truly inspect Wilbur and figure out that there
was organic material underneath so i think i might have included initially that there was a chance he

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was just a human who thought he was a Wilbur yeah my kind of plan with it was like every
npc that encounters Wilbur had to do a perception check to basically like what is
creature and most people couldn't see him yeah if they were smart enough if their intelligence
was really low they just immediately like ah yes you are an animatronic uh and just did not

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question it further yeah and honestly the only thing about him that like would seem a little
odd is like oh hey he's wearing dirty clothes and bare gloves okay but now he has a chainsaw
arm that he just attached to himself that's the more worrisome thing he never took that
off by the way just yeah just so you know listeners like it wasn't like he had the

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chainsaw and he would put it away no it was like a part of him at all times he would like
be at the bar drinking with it and everything uh talk to children with it he he was he was
for the people chainsaw and all the sins he refused to bog down that's just a whole
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