June 19, 2025 • 52 mins
Entering the garage of Sayonara Station, the team gets closer to finding the missing Carley, encounters a foe for the second time, and one of them may or may not become God.
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AyItsGreyJ (he/him) as GM
GamingNavi (she/they) as Felicia Fox
Wolfkaosaun (he/him) as Ozzy
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Marantz PMD221 Stereo Summing Test by HOME
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Live Laugh Loot contains foul language, violence, drug and alcohol references, and irreverent humor.
(00:05):
So if you're not a fan of all that, then uh, don't watch the show.
Okay, bye!
Uh, Ozzy's brain stuff is getting to me.
Well, it's gotta go somewhere because he's getting cured.
Did you contract zombie rabies in the in the offshoot?
You want that answer?
I think we do.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
This is for your health insurance, which obviously you would get from Live Laugh Loot LLC.
(00:28):
Oh.
Well, this is my first time having health insurance.
Uh, what do I tell them?
Oh, that's, that's, that's-
You guys have health insurance?
You guys get paid?
Maybe, maybe I should get zombie virus.
Just have a little bit in case you ever need it.
As a treat.
Yeah.
Sometimes you just gotta give yourself a little rabies.
(00:50):
Don't, don't quote me on that.
I'm going to.
I'm telling my- I don't know who I'm telling, but I'll tell somebody.
Previously on Live Laugh Loot.
As the prisoners recover from their body fusing and zombie problems,
they immediately trip an alarm and have to fight their way through the next part of the prison.
One of the prisoners found a detonator, which he used to disable the bombs in Felicia
and Ozzy's heads and then immediately dropped it and blew his own head up.
(01:15):
To make matters worse, the gang then had to fight the zombie, which they did,
but in the process, Ozzy came down with a case of zombie rabies.
Their only way out is an elevator, which the crew is using to head further down.
(01:47):
So anyway, we begin.
The four of you are heading down in an elevator.
Some space elevator music is playing.
Not exactly sure where you're headed.
The buttons are not labeled, except for just floor numbers.
So you don't know what you're going to find.
Ozzy, the zombie rabies is now very visible on your mouth.
You can see lots of foam coming out,
which you just kind of try to wipe off of your mouth, but it just keeps coming back.
(02:14):
It doesn't work.
Hey, you, doctor.
What's your name again?
Oh, my name's Harlan.
Harlan St. Valentine.
All right, Valentine.
How do I fix this thing that's going on with my mouth?
Because it's kind of dry.
Yeah, that's zombie rabies for you.
Well, normally, zombie rabies would run its course after a couple of days,
(02:34):
but I'm sure if we found, you know, probably some basic meds,
maybe we'd be able to stave off the effects.
But, you know, obviously, we're not exactly in a good position for that at the moment.
All right, so let's get the piss out of here and get me some meds
so I don't get no bitey thing.
You said zombie.
Zombie, yeah, that.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, unfortunately, we were just in the med bay,
(02:57):
and now there's kind of guards flooding over there,
so probably not the best time to go back for that.
Yeah, you're right.
But if we get some anti-zombiotics, then, you know, you might be all right.
Okay, that's a good idea.
But also, you said it takes a couple of days,
so maybe we could get out of here and find some more at like your hospital
because you're a doctor, so I'm assuming you have a chamber?
No, room, doctor room, doctor's office.
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That's it.
Yeah, I got to practice back on this faraway land called Earth.
I don't know if anyone here has ever heard of Earth.
My oriGeenal creators came from Earth, I think.
Yes, Felicia and Ozzy, you are both-
I'm actually not sure about Felicia.
Space Disney is definitely from Earth.
Yeah, it oriGeenally was from Earth,
but she was drawn on like the 15th moon of some like different planet.
(03:43):
Yeah, we don't know exactly like what office of Space Disney you came from.
Ozzy, you are definitely from Earth,
or at least that's what I have listed as your home planet.
She came from the Retro Entertainment Moon,
an entire moon dedicated to try to figure out what was popular about old media
and how they could recapture it to resell to the next generation.
(04:03):
Gotta make that money.
What's the point of having a galaxy to explore if you can't make money off of it?
Gosh.
Am I right, America?
Gosh, you're on Earth.
Yep.
Heard about that place before, but it's kind of, I don't know.
Ozzy, you're from there.
He's trying to ignore that.
I'm just not sure if that was just a joke
or if that was your rabies making you say silly things.
(04:25):
I don't know, like he knows things.
It's just hard for it to come out.
He doesn't like lie, but it's just- well, actually, no, this is lying.
Okay, I guess Earth is a place.
Make your mind up.
I mean, I guess that's true.
That's definitely not a lie.
Earth is indeed a place.
All right, so get you out of here.
Get us to the Earth and get this spitting out of me.
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I mean, once we're out of here,
we could probably just go to a doctor's office on Saturn.
They got plenty.
Oh, okay, we can do that.
That sounds smarter.
Oh, wait, I was the one who was supposed to be helping thinking, wasn't I?
Ozzy, your brain is fried like an egg.
Yeah, shoot.
Okay, so we're trying to find places to get into and fly off the ships.
(05:08):
Yeah, that stinks.
Geena pipes up.
No, we got to find Carley first.
Oh, gosh, the child.
All the reason we even got to this mess.
Geena says it's kind of concerning how quickly you forget about the kid.
All right, hold on.
He's going to go over to the blood again.
And like, you know, those computer birds
(05:28):
that like just dip their face into the water.
He does that for a minute.
Just got a question.
What blood are you talking about?
Because if you're talking about the exploded head,
you're far away from that now.
Oh, that's right. We did leave.
Crap, you're right.
There is no source of blood except for the three meatbags in front of you.
He wouldn't feel that yet.
At least not yet.
Okay.
Well, two meatbags.
(05:49):
Felicia is technically not flesh and blood,
but we don't know if her ink blood is going to satisfy you or not.
Something tells me you don't want something else.
Something tells me you don't want to find out at this moment.
No, absolutely not.
Yeah.
Neither do I.
All right.
So you said she was like down, right?
Down here somewhere.
I'm just, I'm not sure where,
but my gut tells me that's where they would have taken her.
(06:11):
I feel like these upper levels are more for the prisoners like us.
And then the lower levels are for all the staff and guards
and whoever runs this place.
Okay. All right.
That's smart.
That makes sense.
Words.
All right.
Ozzy, can you do a quick intelligence investigation flip?
Okay.
So intelligence is no longer what it was.
(06:31):
Okay.
And investigation.
My investigation doesn't change, right?
Yes, that's the same.
Okay.
So that's going to be six cards.
Seven, because I'm healthy actually, somehow.
Yeah.
Because you took some blood.
That's right.
I was like, I feel like it took damage.
One success out of seven cards.
Okay.
You divine nothing of importance.
Well- like I said, brain fried like egg.
(06:54):
So we could maybe ask for, Felicia, do you know how things work?
Darling, I'm an actress.
I only pretend I know how things work.
Oh, could you pretend right now then?
She's just gonna like stare at him and be like:
Darling, I don't know what I'm looking at.
Oh, I'd like to pretend I'm not here.
Gosh.
Know what I'd like?
I'd like to be back in my studio, sipping a nice martini
(07:16):
and waiting for my next script.
But no, you dragged me into this.
Look, there's a kid that we gotta make sure doesn't die.
So.
Yeah, yeah, I'm aware.
They like you, I think.
Yes.
I'm very well aware.
Yes.
That's why I'm still here.
Yeah, you don't want to let your fan down.
See, I can be empathic.
I can be telepathic.
(07:37):
Telepathic.
Empathetic.
Darling, are you okay up there?
No.
I will say that a lot of my past traumas with that Meatloaf Loafer.
No- Corn Dog.
Oh yeah, the Corn Dog Snatcher.
Ozzy, your mind tries to cast back to the Corn Dog Snatcher,
but instead you think of the Meatloaf Loafer.
(07:59):
He didn't do anything for love.
It's weird how many crimes you've solved that have to do with food.
Yeah.
He's a bird.
Maybe Ozzy's not really a detective.
He's just hungry.
Gosh, yeah.
He just walks into these places like,
oh, there's a crime going on.
I gotta fix it.
And somehow got a detective's license just by doing that.
They gave him one.
They were like, hey, here you go.
(08:20):
Look, I gotta accept these corn dogs as evidence right now.
In my stomach.
That one's incorrect.
You're going to jail.
Anyway, so Ozzy's gonna like look around.
He's gonna see if there's any doors that they haven't gone to and just...
Well, you're in an elevator.
So there is the one door.
Yeah, but he's like looking at the...
Sorry, I should explain.
He's looking at the numbers and just trying to figure out which one he should pick.
(08:41):
It is already currently going down.
Geena hit just like the bottom one.
Yeah, you know, he let it happen.
I was like, would he push another button?
Nah, he's not gonna be chaotic.
Ozzy, you resist the temptation to push all the buttons like a child.
The elevator slows to a steady stop.
You hear a little ding-dong.
Now arriving at (08:57):
Garage.
You open up into a large, expansive garage.
A large enough garage that would hold like spaceships.
Plenty of space to move around.
Pretty open terrain ahead of you.
It doesn't look like there is anybody around in the immediate vicinity.
But there is a tension in the air.
If this was a movie, you would hear some very low strings.
(09:20):
Let's put it that way.
That's the tension meter right now.
Or me right now.
I just started playing Out of Touch Thursday.
Diagetically, you just hear over like the space radio.
"You're out of touch."
Yeah.
But that's obviously not the soundtrack for the movie
because we couldn't get the rights.
Yeah, Space Kings is a movie.
Coming to a theater nowhere.
(09:41):
Now in 2D.
It'll be like that freaking UK GTA Hamlet experience.
We'll just post it on YouTube.
I need to get around to seeing that
just because I feel like that's chaotically bad.
Me too.
I'm just really happy that a film made in GTA
made it to a major film festival.
Honestly, yeah, that's just cool.
That's the part that is the most impressive to me.
(10:02):
Okay, we're getting sidetracked here.
We'll hold this topic till Sean streams Banjo-Kazooie.
Then we'll bring it back up.
Also, Space Kings fans,
Wolfkaosaun likes to stream on Twitch sometimes.
Y'all should go follow him there.
Yes, follow at twitch.tv/wolfkaosaun.
I think that's the link.
Is that your link?
Yes, it is.
I had to think about it.
Okay, good to know.
Yes, it is.
(10:22):
Even you're not sure.
Just go to twitch.tv and ask around
and somebody will show you the way
to Wolfkaosaun's stream.
Yeah, they'll know.
Everyone will know about me.
Every single person.
Everyone on Twitch knows about you.
You're like the most followed person on Twitch ever.
No, they just know about me.
They don't follow me.
Fuck that.
It's Wolfkaosaun.
Oh, that guy.
Yeah, he exists.
(10:42):
Even Ozzy knows that I exist.
He knows me as a different name though.
I did a lot of crimes in Atlanta.
Anyway, but Ozzy's going to look in there,
look at the garage and just be like,
I don't think a kid's going to be in a garage, right?
Well, they have her here against her will,
Geena says.
She could be anywhere.
Well, yeah, but like that.
I mean, true, but like,
why be in a garage with a kid?
(11:03):
That's kind of weird.
Why did you expect them to do,
treat her with humanity?
She's a prisoner.
We were thrown in a jail cell.
So like, why would they treat her
with any level of decency?
I don't know.
I thought they'd be in a...
Okay, I guess we can look.
And Ozzy's going to walk out
and start looking around.
Not even trying to hide.
She's not an immediate threat to them.
She's like a literal child.
They could just throw her in a room anywhere.
(11:25):
They don't need to put her in a jail cell.
She's no threat.
We were threats.
So like, yeah, they genuinely could
just throw her in her garage and be like,
yeah, that's enough to keep her locked up.
Stay here, kid.
We'll get you a juice box.
Yeah, Ozzy's not thinking about that though.
He's too busy thinking about the Meatloaf Loafer.
Also, Ozzy's going to like
grab the gun and put it in his mouth.
(11:45):
Not like that, like he's to hold it.
Our audience, we do not condone this.
Get help.
He's holding the gun by using his mouth.
Okay.
Pointing outward.
Didn't sound that way, the way he started wording it.
He is not deep-throating the laser.
We're going to have to put a content warning now.
(12:05):
Wolfaosaun?
What is wrong with you?
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, probably not.
Save this for when you start streaming.
You'll get a lot more clip moments then.
Yeah.
For real, though, call a hotline if you are having problems.
Yeah.
Yes.
As a therapist in studying, there's always a better way.
All right.
So Ozzy, you put the gun in your mouth,
but the barrel is facing not into your mouth.
(12:28):
Yes, it's facing outwards.
That's how he's holding it.
And he's going to be using his tongue to pull the trigger if need be.
Cool.
Yeah, you do that and everyone just notices it.
It's like, what the hell is his problem?
This is how we shoot back in the day,
doing the commit, no, not committee, boot camp.
No, something like the training.
(12:48):
Yeah, I learned to shoot.
Where did Ozzy learn to shoot?
Well, I guess he's a detective.
He would have gotten firearms training then.
Yeah.
I also could not think of the place.
Oh my god.
To get detective rank, you do have to pass firearms tests.
So it makes sense.
So he's going to go out there looking around like,
all right, if I was hiding a girl, where would I be?
(13:10):
Anyone can do a wit and investigation or spacewise
to notice stuff about this garage.
I'm going to do-
Let's see, wit and investigation.
I also want to do wit and investigation.
I have no points in any of those stats.
I have, wait, where's my spacewise?
Right column.
Yeah, so I have five.
You have two.
Yeah, so I have five all together with the wit.
(13:32):
So that'll be six.
Two successes.
Cool.
Felicia, you're not going to flip, I assume?
Yeah, because I have no points in either.
I would not be able to contribute.
I draw one card.
Immediate Joker.
It's a four anyways, so it would be a failure.
Okay, so yeah, no success from Felicia.
Well, the first thing that everybody kind of notices
is that there is a pretty large window out into space.
(13:54):
You are very, very close to Saturn.
The rings on Saturn are very, very close by.
Ozzy, you take a look around.
You don't see any big ships,
but what you do see sort of in the far corner,
jet scooters and an airlock
that seems to be leading directly out towards the planet.
You also see some shadowy figures
(14:16):
in the distance in that direction.
Unfortunately, Geena also flipped to notice stuff
and got no successes and a Joker.
Of course she did.
Why wouldn't she?
While Ozzy, I imagine you're trying to be
at least a little bit sneaky,
especially since you see some people in the distance.
Geena notices them too and is immediately like,
Hey! The figures look at you
and they start running towards you.
(14:38):
I'm going to look at her and say, oh, no.
What was that?
Gun face?
She said sorry.
I was saying mean things to you.
Well, that's very nice of you.
She rolls her eyes.
All right.
So they're running towards us.
Ozzy is going to try to hide.
Well, actually, I think he's going to try to get covered.
If anyone wants to hide,
that will be wit and sneaking or survival.
(15:01):
That makes more sense.
Great. I have neither one.
Oh, two successes.
Oh, nice.
I'm going to say there's like one of those wheeled toolboxes,
like the big ones that you'd see in a garage.
You can hide your whole self behind one of those,
even with your big ass wingspan.
So Ozzy, you are in cover.
See how that plays out.
You hear one of the figures say,
(15:21):
Hey, those are the escaped prisoners.
Let's get them.
And they are running up to you and they draw guns.
All right.
All three of you get down on the ground now.
Ozzy, it looks like they do not see you at the moment.
They see me?
Yes.
Oh.
Unless you wanted to get cover.
Nah.
I'm going to sit there filing my nails and be like- gosh.
Darlings, line up if you're looking for autographs,
(15:42):
I'm too busy.
Damn.
All right.
Geena and the doctor.
I'm going to be a distraction.
I honestly feel like the time for distraction, though,
has kind of passed that they are...
They don't notice Sean.
Sean can do something.
Well, he's already hidden at the moment.
He can take the time to line up the shots, we can't miss.
Okay. Fair enough.
(16:02):
Their focus is definitely on you if you want to do something.
Combat has not started quite yet,
but you do have weapons drawn on you.
Sean can start prepping some Home Alone-style traps
while they're not looking.
True.
I'm going to flip a coin to see which thing I'm doing.
Am I going...
Okay, Two-Face.
Am I going chaotic?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I'm not doing the crazy thing.
(16:23):
So how many are there?
There are two.
And they're not right next to each other?
Maybe like three feet apart,
so they're close, but they're not like touching close.
Okay.
Would I be able to line them up with a straight shot?
You can.
Currently, they are not lined up from your vantage point.
You're kind of looking at them from the side.
(16:44):
Actually, do they both have walkie talkies?
Like, what do they both have?
Like, do they both have the same stuff?
Yeah, they'll both be outfitted with the same stuff.
So they've got a laser revolver just like yours.
Yeah, they've got a walkie talkie.
They've got...
You imagine they probably have like a set of keys in their pockets.
As far as what you can see, it's the gun, the walkie talkie, and their uniforms.
(17:05):
Okay, they have their guns out?
Yep, guns drawn.
Okay, then I will line them up.
I will try to line them up, I should say.
All right.
To take them out with one shot.
Yep, let's do that.
Cool.
Well, how would you like to try and line them up?
So what I'm going to do is where I am,
I'm going to use my telekinesis to float the gun out.
Okay.
To try to line it up and then take the shot with my telekinesis.
(17:26):
Are you trying to like float the gun so that they grab for it?
To get them in position?
Like, what is your...
What are you trying to have them do?
Oh, actually what I could do, I'm going to use telepathy.
All right.
What you're going to say and to whom?
I'm going to say to the one, whichever one's further up,
I'm going to telepathically be like, this is God.
(17:50):
Oh, man.
This is God.
Quickly jump back or something bad will happen.
Okay, presence and telepathy, please.
All right.
What is my presence anyway?
It's a two.
So I have four.
So it'll be five since I'm healthy.
I got one success out of all that.
That's not going to quite be enough.
Well, they got two.
If you want to goose it up, you got Hero Points, you got Drive.
(18:13):
But one success won't be enough.
Yeah, go ahead and use Hero Points.
So one Hero Point gets you two Drive,
but you can only use one per flip.
So two cards.
Let's go.
Heart of the cards, baby.
Yay!
I got one success out of those two.
So now I have two successes.
Okay.
You do establish the telepathic link with one of the guards.
You relay the message like, this is God.
(18:35):
Jump back now.
And while he does not jump back, he is like, huh?
What?
What's- God?
Are you talking to me?
So you have convinced him that you are God speaking to him,
but he's not doing what you're asking at the moment.
Yes, it is I, you, my child of love.
You should reach for the other officer's weapon.
(18:56):
He has killed far too many innocents with that.
But God, he's my coworker and we have to recapture these prisoners.
He can't do that with me if I take his gun.
What should I do, oh Lord?
Send him to me and I shall judge him.
I don't think your persuasion was quite enough to do that either,
but you've got his attention.
Okay, I'm going to say just keep your eye on him.
(19:19):
Be side by side so he doesn't get too far away.
Because I'm telling you, it would not surprise me
if he took out at least one of these prisoners just for his own bloodlust.
I've seen it happen countless times.
Okay, my Lord.
He says telepathically with like a wavering unsureness in his voice.
(19:41):
Outside of the telepathy, the other guard looks at his friend and is like,
are you hearing voices in your head again, man?
This isn't the time.
Like how somehow I tried playing decoy and then Sean's like,
okay, I'm going to pretend I'm God now.
These two saw me sitting here filing my nails and then like,
okay, hold on, put the cartoon fox on hold for a second.
(20:04):
What's going on here?
We got new priorities.
It's God.
Of course, it's a bit-
But Felicia, the guns are still drawn on you
and the other two are kind of in your just general direction.
The guard who Ozzy's not talking to is still just kind of like waving the gun at you
is like, did you not hear me?
(20:24):
I said, put your hands in the air.
While the one who thinks he's talking to God is just kind of remaining silent,
but still weapon trained on you.
As you should.
Felicia is going to just side eye him and be like,
darling, I'm not paid enough for this.
You really need to try harder.
Felicia, would you mind doing a charm or presence and persuasion
(20:46):
to defuse the situation?
So the most I can draw total is three
because I have only two in presence, three in charm and nothing in persuasion.
And you're not healthy.
Yeah.
I got one jack of hearts and that is it.
All right.
See how resolute these guards are.
I just want them to like feel kind of bad about some interrogation time
and be like, I'm trying my best.
(21:08):
Unfortunately, both of them matched your persuasion.
So they're just like, look, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
So they got their guns trained on you,
but they're not going to make a move at the moment.
So Ozzy, if you want to try talking more to Mr. Guard, you can do so.
So as that's happening, he's going to say,
are you sure you want to do this, my child?
You want to continue to work in this field?
(21:31):
You do know what they're doing to that child, right?
Kidnapping her, taking her away.
I know we do some awful things, but it's not-
Let today be your step towards redemption.
For I have sent these three individuals
plus another hidden elsewhere to save this child.
(21:51):
And you can help them.
You can finally right the wrongs that your company has been doing.
I think that's got to be wit and lying because
while it is true that you're here to rescue her,
you were not sent by God to do so.
But he's pretending to be God,
and this whole thing started because of him.
Oh no, I'm trying to lie.
To an extent, he's telling the truth.
(22:13):
Oh no, no, he's fully lying.
Technically, I should have made you flip a lie to begin with
because no, you aren't God.
You should have.
He's pretending to be God, and this pretending God
sent himself on a mission
that put us on a set of events that put us here.
And now he has decided that we are to go save this child.
So to a very technical extent,
(22:35):
he's not entirely lying.
But I am lying.
I'm saying that as somebody who has very high lying.
Let me lie.
I will let you lie.
You're just lying so well that it's technically true.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh yeah, that's how you lie.
Do it well.
That's why it's so high.
Look, at some point in this whole debacle,
you told a lie, so wit and lying, please.
(22:56):
Absolutely.
That's eight cards.
I know you do have a lot of lying skills,
so I'm happy for that.
We're on a mission from God.
I have three successes,
and one of them is the Queen of Hearts.
So that would be four successes.
Four?
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
Let's see if this guard can match four successes.
Well, spoiler alert, he can't.
(23:16):
Yay.
What did you say again?
You said, like, I as God have sent these three,
but also the person in hiding that you don't see to save the child.
Please let them do what they want.
Was that the gist of it?
Basically, like, hey, I sent these individuals to free this child.
You can help them.
This could be step one to do redemption.
I sent these three, plus there's another in hiding.
(23:39):
Uh, yeah.
All right.
The guard you're telepathically talking to is silent for a brief second.
He then turns to his guard friend,
and pistol whips him in the back of the head.
That guard falls and is like, whoa, and falls to the ground, unconscious.
And the other guard sheaves his weapon and says,
(24:00):
I don't fully understand this,
but you were here to save the child?
Yeah.
I was going to walk out from behind.
Yeah, and he's going to put the gun in his holster.
Yeah, we came here to save the child.
We were here to make sure everything turns out okay.
And that was a test, and you have passed.
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So congrats.
Wait, are you He in another form, my Lord?
What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I also believe, and he talks to me as well.
Oh, I see.
You four are indeed messengers of the Savior.
Oh, no, we're just people that listen and help.
And you can do the same thing.
You can be like us.
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But he said that four would come to save the child.
Yeah, there's one, two, three, four.
Four would come.
You're already here.
So that would be five.
You're already here.
You don't have to come.
You're already here.
Trust me, semantics.
I am very confused, the guard says.
Look, you're going to help us find the kid or not?
Well, to be honest, I'm not quite sure what to believe,
but I feel some responsibility to help you in some way on your way
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when you go to save the child.
I don't know what I would do.
I mean, and as he's talking, all of you hear a beeping noise
and this guard's head immediately explodes and he falls to the ground.
Ozzy, you get covered in blood.
You lick some up.
It tastes pretty good.
I was going to say him.
All right, because he's got zombie-
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Yeah, he's a zombie boy.
Good job, zombie boy.
You know, he tastes pretty good.
He did well.
That doesn't sound healthy.
I mean, you just like look over Felicia
and she's got like the most disgusted face.
I mean, he doesn't sound sick.
Felicia, this is way more exploding heads
(25:49):
than you are ever used to as a star from space Hollywood.
Well, she's like a squash and stretch cartoon, you know?
She's used to saying things blow up and do weird stuff.
She's like, you know, someone punched tuna
and it turns into sushi already or something like that.
She's not used to seeing someone like actually die in front of her.
This is an actual first for her.
(26:11):
As you're dusting yourself off of blood yet again,
crackling comes over a PA system and you hear,
so, you prisoners think you can mind control my gaurds like that, eh?
I don't think I did.
I did nothing.
I had nothing to do with any of that.
I don't have mind powers. Bird, do I have mind powers?
(26:32):
Felicia, flip one card.
Five of spades.
You have no mind powers.
Oh- gosh.
I mean, I wasn't being serious.
It was just like, you know, a sarcastic in the moment thing.
I know, I know.
But if you flipped like the crit,
then I would have given you mind powers.
Mind powers I would have immediately forgotten about.
Context sensitive mind powers.
(26:53):
Anyway, the voice continues.
Well, I don't know how you got in my men's head,
but let's see how you deal with this little number.
And a garage door opens and you hear a hulking footstep coming your way.
Like very Jurassic Park T-Rex is coming style.
You see the figure that's familiar to the both of you.
(27:16):
The Juggernaut is back.
I'm the Juggernaut, bitch.
I'm the Juggernaut.
Oh, hey, that guy.
Is that who you're supposed to be looking for this entire time, bird?
She does like the whole like waving her hand in front of their eyes thing.
He's going to, I was going to look at her and just say,
first off, we went through the whole racist comment thing
and you said you were going to stop.
(27:36):
And not only did you not stop, you just doubled down.
I like that this is the,
this is the reaction to seeing the foe that beat you come back.
It's just like- the literal person he was sent to technically go do a hit job on.
And he's like, hold the fuck up.
We'll get back to you.
I got to address this thing.
Oh, but uh, yeah.
(27:56):
Uh, I think, yeah, I'm supposed to, you're supposed to die.
Wait, you- what now?
Remember Felicia knew no part of that.
True.
Hold on.
Uh, well not die, but like, you know,
supposed to hurt you because you hurt me.
I see.
Geena's like, no, don't hurt this man.
He's- and then she doesn't say anything.
Felicia has no real stake in this.
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She was just, she was brought onto this to fight the dad, reunite father and daughter.
The idea that now this man is supposed to be put through pain and suffering by this ostrich's
feathers is now like, this is news to her.
She thought she was on like, you know, some job security the con was supposed to be doing.
And now she's begin to realize she's been wrapped into something more than what she was
expecting.
(28:37):
Hey, are you still, uh, wait, hold on.
Were you the one speaking to us?
What?
No, not you.
You talking to the Juggernaut now?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Were you the one saying control your people?
You hear the loud speaker voice again.
I know you tumbled with my minion, the Juggernaut once before.
I hope it goes as well as it did last time.
It does not appear that the Juggernaut is saying that.
(29:00):
It seems like it is someone completely different that you cannot see.
If that was your question.
Yeah, basically he was like, wait, are you speaking to me or someone else?
Nope.
But you do notice because you fought him before that, uh, and also because you have
innate telepathy, you do notice that the telepathic barrier that was blocking the
Juggernaut before is still there and appears to be stronger.
(29:20):
Oh, are you serious right now?
Yes, I am serious.
No, I'm speaking, uh, fi-gur-a-tive-ly, figurative, figure stuff.
Yeah, that.
Well, figure this, you little bird.
You're going to die.
Why is everyone so fucking racist around here?
It's what I do.
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Racism.
Oh, you're going to die today.
He's grabbing the gun and actually he's grabbing the guns that are in, like,
the dead body.
Oh, yeah.
Actually, no, he's grabbing all three.
He has two in his hands and one in his mouth.
You're triple wielding?
Oh, absolutely.
Yo- that's a skill he has now.
A gun for every racist comment made to him in the past 20 seconds.
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Sheesh.
You know, in that context, I can't even be mad.
Ozzy is going to destroy racism.
Gosh.
Yes, he is.
You wouldn't expect it from him, but, uh.
I apologized for calling him a bird twice.
Does that mean he loses two guns?
No, no.
I'm going to use that anger.
He's not using it towards you, but he's using it towards-
So I shouldn't apologize.
That's what you're saying, right?
I mean, you could if you want to.
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Look, this is a universe full of a bunch of different races and species.
We can just assume that someone somewhere in the universe
is calling a bird species just "bird" and that is fueling Ozzy's rampage
from however many miles away.
I hear their cries.
It's as if a million birds screeched out at once and were suddenly silenced.
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Gosh, gosh.
But yeah, now he's triple wielding.
Amazing.
What a bird.
Yeah, I guess you're triple wielding.
I guess we'll say that you're basically just using three guns
if you're going to fire.
Really, this is just the easiest way to get more bullets.
The, uh, the doctor prisoner with you is like,
why don't we get any guns?
You didn't ask.
He's not going to say that because mouthful.
(31:07):
Yes.
All right, uh, I'm guessing Ozzy's ready to get into combat with the Juggernaut again,
considering he's triple wielding.
Uh.
Well, even if you're not, the Juggernaut is advancing on you, so.
Actually, Ozzy is going to toss the doctor a gun
and give, uh, the other person another gun and just say-
he's going to spit one at the doctor.
(31:27):
Okay, um, I might need to do a gun safety flip if you do that.
I'm not going to do that.
Uh, it'd be funny though.
But no, he's going to give the two with his hands
and just going to say, here you go, here you go.
We sure don't know that you got all sorts of crazy stuff
that you can pull out of existence and that's fucking cool.
Now you listen here, Mr. Brain Man, telephone guy.
(31:48):
I'm getting this child because I owe a debt.
I have a question.
Oh yeah, what?
Why not just bring up the child to the lone dad over there?
Oh, I did.
I think you tried that.
I think you were in the process of being like,
like I know Felicia tried to draw a picture of Carley and be like,
hey, remember this person?
We want to reunite with this person, right?
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And while Ozzy was, uh, breaking the telepathic barrier,
you unfortunately were clobbered before you could finish that.
I see.
All right, we're doing this for Carley.
You hear that?
Wait, I got the name right, right?
Geena looks at you like, yeah, his daughter's name is Carley.
Yeah, your kid's name's Carley, right?
The Juggernaut says nothing.
If you're like comic Juggernaut,
we got to take out the helmet.
Suddenly he'll be more willing to listen to us.
(32:31):
No, that's right.
Supplying he's wearing a helmet.
Um, no.
Whatever mental shit's happening is all telepathic,
so it's all in his mind.
So a metaphorical helmet, if you will.
Felicia?
Yes?
I'm going to go in that mind and speak to the telephone guy.
And how are you going to do that?
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By going in his mind.
And what I'm going to need from you is to try to find whoever they are,
wherever they are, say some funny jokes,
make them laugh, make them get unconcentrated.
That way I could shoot them in the mind.
Not, not the Juggernaut, the telepathic person.
I'm going to shoot them in their mind,
then they're going to let out a yell and then just, I don't know,
smash them with a hammer or put them into a hot dog and destroy them.
(33:14):
I'm not saying to eat them in the hot dog, but...
I think all I understood through all of that was distracting.
Oh, yeah, distract.
Yeah, try to make the...
Okay, that I can do.
Yeah, use your funny acting skills to make the person lose concentration
and I can shoot them.
She's going to do the whole spit in her palms kind of thing
and just like, you know, ready herself up.
(33:37):
All right, I'm going ghouly.
All right, if we're going to begin combat, then Felicia, you're up first.
It's hard to call it combat when I'm just distracting the man
while he invades his brain.
True, but the Juggernaut considers you an enemy and you are close enough,
so unfortunately you are in combat.
That's true.
You are still a little bit a distance away.
If you want to pull out your distraction, you have some time.
(34:00):
I would like to start tap dancing.
Hello, my baby. Hello, my darling. Hello, my ragtime gal.
Michigan J. frog it up.
Yeah, that's going to be wit and perform.
Wit and perform, let's see.
So wit is one, perform is five.
Yep.
Five, all right, let's see.
Well, perform is four, but it makes five.
Yes, brings it up to five, which does nothing.
(34:22):
I got all failures.
Oh, no.
Not only do you not pull out a proper hat and cane for this thing,
usually when you dance, you expect a backing track to just automatically play.
That's just how it works.
There is no music playing,
so you just kind of waste your turn doing a tap and lip syncing,
but there's no music to go along to it.
She can sing, but this is a guy's song.
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She has to just do the, she just lip syncs to it.
And when you realize that there's no music,
you do sort of like, try0 stutter like, hello, my baby.
She realizes it's not working.
She walks back to the entrance of the arena and tries doing it again.
Gosh.
You Deep Rock Galactic it.
Yeah, exactly like that.
(35:05):
I love that.
Hold on, hold on.
I'll get this right.
I'll get this right.
Well, unfortunately, Felicia, you do not accomplish anything
except the Juggernaut is now just looking at you like, ugh.
Well, the good news is I'm doing exactly what I said I was going to do.
Distract him.
You can't fault me for that.
Well, I geuss-
I am doing exactly what I set out to do.
I guess you are distracted to the point that anyone else does anything,
(35:29):
and Geena is up next.
Let's give-
Ooh, Geena got a crit.
I think what Geena's gonna do is-
Ozzy, I think you were kind of talking to everybody when you were like,
hey, distract them so I can do a thing.
Yeah.
So Geena is going to-
Because she got a crit and another success,
which- not that Geena has stats that would merit an actual crit,
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but she got a lot of successes, let's just say.
I think Geena's gonna boost Felicia your attempt at a distraction by- she's gonna like spoofee this and just play the song in the background, or
she's like, hey, try this one instead.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna- I'll be right back.
Let me just disappear into Spotify real quick.
Gosh, okay.
Oh, no, I got a better idea.
You remember the song that Jessica Rabbit sings in the club in Roger Rabbit?
(36:17):
I can't, but I can go look it up.
Yeah.
It's like a very slow-
Why Don't You Do Right?
Yeah, it's like a very slow seductive little number.
Yeah, that song, okay.
Geena's like, hey, Felicia, do this.
She uses her innate sort of space magical powers as a Nebulon
to kind of give you some really intense mood lighting, and also-
By mood lighting, it's basically all lights go off except one
(36:39):
that's exclusively shining on me as I seductively walk in the arena.
And also, Felicia, for some reason,
you have a sparkly dress with a slit for your leg to pop out.
I mean, she's already supposed to be like a 1920s flapper girl design, so-
Not that far off from what she was more or less implied to be wearing by default.
Fair enough, maybe the mood lighting just accentuates your dress
(37:01):
so that it sparkles exactly like that scene.
I need to get art made of Felicia for this now.
Absolutely.
If anyone knows anyone who draws specifically that, you know,
rubber hose animation style, I would love to start talking.
Send your fan art to whatever social media we'll be using for this.
I'm on Bluesky.
That's the most I could say.
I don't use Twitter anymore because it sucks.
(37:25):
Wherever we'll be, send us fan art.
We'll love to see it.
Give Ozzy three guns.
Yeah, Ozzy- we gotta see Ozzy triple wielding
because I get the feeling that we won't see that
because he distributed his guns around like a communist.
Gosh, I'm now imagining him like with the rabies coming out,
like just foaming at the mouth with the gun in there.
Yeah.
Listening to this song really makes me go watch Roger Rabbit now.
(37:47):
I'm being honest.
It's so good.
Do that is a movie night too.
Anyway, so Felicia, you do your sexy Jessica Rabbit dance
and the Juggernaut is immediately like, oh,
his rock jaw falls to the floor.
He is good and distracted.
Ozzy, you are up.
All right, we're going into his mind.
(38:08):
All right.
I'm going to say you probably need to do another telepathy check
just because the link between you two has already been severed
by the fact that you were unconscious and also away from it for a bit.
So that'll be wit and telepathy, please.
Right.
I have one success and one Joker, and I'm using the anti-Joker.
All right.
(38:28):
So I have one success out of, wait, is it only six or is it seven cards?
It should be six.
Yeah, six.
It should be six if you're healthy.
Yep, it's six.
So, okay, so one success because anti-Joker is now gone.
Nice.
You start to crack into the Juggernaut's mind.
It's a little muddled in here.
You don't have the clearest signal.
You can kind of hear vague voices just floating around in the head,
(38:50):
all screaming a bunch of different things.
You can't exactly reach anything in there at the moment,
but you have the door open.
The Juggernaut is going to get a turn.
And while he is distracted by this super sexy dancing,
let's see how he reacts.
Well, he got a success and a Joker.
Just like me for real, for real.
I see sexy lady,
I malfunction.
I mean, that's kind of what happened to Ozzy, technically,
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when you think about it.
Like, oh, it's too distracting for me, too.
All right.
I'm going to say that the Juggernaut walks over to you, Felicia,
and picks you up in his hands like King Kong.
She's played this role before.
She knows how to keep her cool.
Yeah.
Maybe, Felicia, you are immediately just
incorporating it into the number.
Like, oh, now I got a dance partner for this choreography.
(39:34):
She's just sort of leaning all the way back in his hands.
So the Juggernaut's now got you in his hands, very gingerly.
He's being a gentle giant.
Good.
Gentleman.
Which, Ozzy, in your telepathic mind,
you do hear a loud rising voice to the static.
What are you doing, nincompoop?
Put her down!
(39:56):
Felicia, we're back up to you.
You are in the Juggernaut's hand singing your song.
Mm-hmm.
It's still working?
Well, his focus is definitely on you.
If you want to do something else, this would be the time.
Can I keep this going but, like,
try and use my charm stat to, like, make sure he's still focused?
Sure.
That'll be charm.
Because, despite the fact that we are in combat,
(40:17):
I'm trying to keep this man distracted.
Yep, yep.
Charm and, oh, if you're trying to keep it going,
that would still be charm and perform.
Okay.
That gets me up to seven cards now.
That's a lot.
Oh, boy.
King of spade, king of diamond, queen of diamonds, queen of hearts.
That is four successes, one of which is a crit.
Wow.
(40:38):
Oh, I got very worried about the Jokers.
Nope.
So- that would be a really awkward anti-Joker.
You're sort of popped out of his head.
Hey, get your act back together.
Yeah.
Yeah, so basically a million successes.
Okay, I'm gonna have to think about that.
Damn, like, with that amount of successes,
the Juggernaut might actually fall in love with you.
Oh, God, then we're gonna have to get into combat
(40:58):
just to let him down easy.
I'm gonna say that the power of your seduction and your charm
is enough to severely weaken the telepathic bond
that whoever is placing on the Juggernaut.
Ozzy, all of a sudden, in your telepathic mind,
you can hear a voice crawling out, a familiar voice,
(41:19):
the internal voice of the Juggernaut that you heard earlier.
It's like, what?
This lady is, she's familiar somehow,
and I don't hear the voices anymore.
Ozzy, we're just gonna skip initiative back to you
because this is a good opportunity for you
to say anything to the Juggernaut if you want.
His mind is clear, so you have a clean line of communication.
(41:39):
Okay, so he is clear.
He's looking at Felicia.
It's reminding him of,
he's probably watched Felicia on the TV.
Yeah, with his daughter.
Yep, and also, even though he was in a weird mental state,
the three of you did meet.
The Juggernaut did meet Felicia.
Maybe- that's what I was kind of implying was poking out.
Hey, I remember this fox lady,
but also very much could have probably seen her on TV.
(42:02):
Oh, okay, that's the way that Ozzy was gonna go.
But if not, maybe a little meta gaming
because now I know that.
But Ozzy's gonna be like,
we're here to help you with your daughter Carley.
We're here to save her, save you,
so you can save her and be with your daughter.
That's why we came here in the first place.
Carley... my daughter, Carley.
She's getting peer pressured to smoking cigarettes.
(42:25):
What?
My daughter smoking cigarettes?
Yeah, I watched it happen.
You were part of how it happened, buddy.
He's not lying still.
I want to be technical.
You technically are lying because Carley
has not smoked a cigarette under your thing.
You just kind of like introduced her
to the concept of lighting a cigarette
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with her stone body.
So technically by saying,
hey, Carley's smoking cigarettes,
that would be a lie.
Oh, yeah, true.
I'd be like, I've seen her light a cigarette.
My God, who would do such a thing?
I'll kill him.
She lit the cigarette, so don't kill your daughter.
My daughter wouldn't light a cigarette
unless some asshole would make her do it.
(43:07):
I know that.
I raised her right.
Well, then go make sure that she's still
on the right path by getting out of there.
That's going to be presence and persuasion, please.
Honestly, that's a really good line.
That's a good one.
Good save, Ozzy.
Unless this fails, in which case, bad save.
Yeah.
All right, so that's five cards.
(43:27):
Let's go.
Nice.
Two successes, baby.
Cool.
Let's see what the Juggernaut can do.
Okay, well, I got to reshuffle,
but the first four cards I flipped were all successes.
Oh, great.
This may not work that well.
Well, we already know that you lost the flip,
so I got to do this for posterity,
but just know that...
He might get a Joker.
He could.
You're very right.
(43:48):
Well, he didn't, but he got an additional success,
so five successes against your two.
Okay.
Well, I can't argue against that.
What were you trying to say?
You have to stop these people from
putting your daughter down the wrong path.
You got to see your daughter.
Make sure she hasn't started down the wrong path.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Something like that, yeah.
You can't see the Juggernaut in your telepathic,
(44:08):
but you can imagine his telepathic voice
narrowing his eyes like,
how do you know all of this?
And wait a minute.
I remember your voice.
You were talking to me earlier.
You were trying to get me to mentally kill myself.
What?
Oh, I know.
I forgot, I'm meta-gaming.
Sorry.
That's okay.
Dun dun dun.
He's not going to deny it.
He's not going to say anything about it.
(44:28):
Your silence speaks volumes.
Look, I'm trying to get you to your kid.
How do I know I can trust you?
I have zombie rabies, in an effort to find your kid.
If that's your opener, you better try again, pal.
Why would that make me help you?
I'm in a spaceship trying to find your daughter.
I could have left at any point in time,
but I'm still here for her.
(44:50):
Very interesting.
We'll have to break from that for now
because we're going back to the real world.
I'm going to say the Juggernaut's going to get a turn-
No, sorry.
Geena's got to get a turn.
Sorry.
I kind of skipped her in combat
because I had a good opportunity to go back to mental place.
Ozzy, you suddenly hear another voice pop up
in this telepathic chat.
(45:11):
It's the voice of Geena that says,
hey, Doug, you got, can you hear me?
And the Juggernaut's like, Geena, is that you?
And Geena's like, look,
I don't know what kind of mental grip they've got on you,
but you- well, I don't know if I'll say you can trust these guys,
but they seem to be concerned enough about your daughter.
You got to get out of this mental shit, man.
(45:33):
She says, probably a little more eloquently than that,
but that's the gist of it.
And that brings combat down to Juggernaut.
Let me just see how he reacts real quick.
Ozzy, you feel a mental weight being lifted from the Juggernaut's mind.
He's like, yeah, okay, I guess that'll do.
In the real world, Felicia, you're still in the Juggernaut's hand.
(45:56):
Yep.
You see the Juggernaut who was to this point
looking at you really intently,
just shakes his head like, [whirring] and you hear in a pretty normal man's voice like,
oh, hello there, Miss... Felicia, isn't it?
Felicia Fox?
Yes, darling, Felicia Fox.
How can I be of service to you?
(46:18):
He puts you down, gingerly and is like,
my daughter is such a big fan.
Oh, yes, I've met the little girl.
Speaking of which, we are currently trying to find her.
Well, I thank you for- I know I could use the help,
I feel so horrible that I had to go away from her for a bit back at the convention
and then I don't remember what happened after that.
(46:38):
We fought you in some sort of underground fight arena.
My agent was not happy to be hearing about that, I'll tell you that much.
When we get off this ship, I tell you, I'm gonna get the talking of a lifetime.
Underground fighting arena, you say, huh?
Yeah, you're like a wrestler.
I am.
Yeah, so they, I guess someone was mind controlling you to make you do things down there.
(46:59):
The Juggernaut looks at Geena who just sort of gives him a little nod
and the Juggernaut says, listen, I thank you both for coming after me
and for trying to protect my daughter,
but you've gotten yourselves wrapped up in something way larger than you can imagine.
Oh, I'm becoming well aware of that.
I appreciate you wanting to help find my daughter
(47:20):
and I'll be happy for the assist, but we need to tread carefully.
There are forces here that you couldn't possibly comprehend
and at that point you hear, ah, that's right, Juggernaut, my friend.
And all of you turn your heads to see someone stepping out from the shadows.
A lamb person dressed in a untidy blue suit
(47:44):
and in his hands is Carley
and this lamb person is holding a gun to her head.
And that is where we end the session.
(48:10):
Real quick, how big is the lamb?
Because I'm imagining like a lamb being like lamb size,
just holding a child with a gun.
Like a normal lamb just being on its hind legs, walking with a child.
No, this is like an anthro lamb.
So it's just like human size.
It's just got lamb features.
Okay.
Like that one guy from One Piece, Mary.
(48:31):
Oh, okay.
I'll go get you a picture.
Yeah, please do, because I'm unfamiliar.
The butler early on in One Piece named Mary who looks like this.
He's a goddamn lamb man.
He's a fucking man in a lamb.
Yeah, kind of like that, but definitely more lamb features.
But congratulations, you brought the Juggernaut down.
(48:52):
It maybe took a little longer than it usually takes.
And we didn't even have to throw a single punch.
That's true.
Which is nice because it only had 5 HP, so I was pretty fragile.
True.
It went very well, considering.
That's a first for us.
Which is, yeah, no, we did.
We did pretty well.
I won't lie.
We did good.
Well, let's give you some Hero Points.
(49:12):
So you may all drop your Hero Points or raise them to two,
because you are getting two Hero Points from me.
Two?
Yeah, you get two from me.
So then I guess you can also raise them to three,
because you're going to give each other a Hero Point,
whether you like it or not.
Okay.
Wolf, what was something that Felicia did that was cool this session,
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and Hero Points worthy?
Re-enacting King Kong.
Immediately.
I was like, oh, this is cool.
This makes so much sense with the time frame
that Felicia Fox would have been in.
I like the callback.
And it's like, oh, this is a good time.
Yeah, no, I like this.
I'm into this.
All we need is some flyboys to sort of circle around them.
I was thinking, all right, I didn't obviously
intend to put you into King Kong until I realized,
(49:58):
oh, if she's doing a seductive dance, it might turn into that.
And then, yeah, just straight up fell in love.
Gosh, yeah.
Man saw cartoon fox thigh and went unga bunga.
Big rock brain.
Neuron activated.
Makes sense.
Look, I get it.
I get it too.
Navi, what was something that Ozzy did
that you really liked this session?
Because I was super tired this time,
(50:19):
it meant that Ozzy had to take a lot more initiative
in leading the session.
And I'm really just glad with how he went
and did a lot of this.
Even just me calling out the bird thing,
because I forgot that we actually had
that discussion in a previous session.
And instead of just going like, yeah, she's tired.
I'm going to let this go.
He's like, no, no, no, no, we're addressing this.
We're addressing this right now.
And that led us to the awesome him
(50:41):
triple wielding guns moment.
Yeah, even though we didn't follow up on that.
But I mean, Ozzy, if you would like to triple wield
guns at any other point, please do, because-
Oh, no, it'll happen.
That will be awesome when it happens.
I like how you said it like it's a promise.
No, no, it will happen.
Oh yeah, no, at that point I'm like,
would Ozzy do this?
No, I flipped earlier to make sure Ozzy
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wouldn't go the super chaotic route
so he's not going to do the guns blazing immediately.
Like if I take out the brain,
there'll be no telepathy.
True.
Which isn't wrong.
Yeah, save the triple wielding
for someone who probably deserves it.
I don't think the Juggernaut deserves it.
I mean, he might have.
We don't know what he did in that ring.
He beat the shit out of you two.
That he did- that killed us.
Yeah, but then you beat the shit
out of him tonight emotionally.
(51:24):
I can do it again.
I do got to say also Ozzy,
you're not going to get an additional Hero Point for this,
but something that would be Hero Point worthy is
that amazing verbal save on the,
hey, your kid's smoking cigarettes.
That was very well put.
I'm sorry it didn't work,
but it was a good role playing moment.
It was.
It's very good.
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So if you're not a fan of all that, then uh, don't watch the show.
Okay, bye!
Uh, Ozzy's brain stuff is getting to me.
Well, it's gotta go somewhere because he's getting cured.
Did you contract zombie rabies in the in the offshoot?
You want that answer?
I think we do.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
This is for your health insurance, which obviously you would get from Live Laugh Loot LLC.
(00:28):
Oh.
Well, this is my first time having health insurance.
Uh, what do I tell them?
Oh, that's, that's, that's-
You guys have health insurance?
You guys get paid?
Maybe, maybe I should get zombie virus.
Just have a little bit in case you ever need it.
As a treat.
Yeah.
Sometimes you just gotta give yourself a little rabies.
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Don't, don't quote me on that.
I'm going to.
I'm telling my- I don't know who I'm telling, but I'll tell somebody.
Previously on Live Laugh Loot.
As the prisoners recover from their body fusing and zombie problems,
they immediately trip an alarm and have to fight their way through the next part of the prison.
One of the prisoners found a detonator, which he used to disable the bombs in Felicia
and Ozzy's heads and then immediately dropped it and blew his own head up.
(01:15):
To make matters worse, the gang then had to fight the zombie, which they did,
but in the process, Ozzy came down with a case of zombie rabies.
Their only way out is an elevator, which the crew is using to head further down.
(01:47):
So anyway, we begin.
The four of you are heading down in an elevator.
Some space elevator music is playing.
Not exactly sure where you're headed.
The buttons are not labeled, except for just floor numbers.
So you don't know what you're going to find.
Ozzy, the zombie rabies is now very visible on your mouth.
You can see lots of foam coming out,
which you just kind of try to wipe off of your mouth, but it just keeps coming back.
(02:14):
It doesn't work.
Hey, you, doctor.
What's your name again?
Oh, my name's Harlan.
Harlan St. Valentine.
All right, Valentine.
How do I fix this thing that's going on with my mouth?
Because it's kind of dry.
Yeah, that's zombie rabies for you.
Well, normally, zombie rabies would run its course after a couple of days,
(02:34):
but I'm sure if we found, you know, probably some basic meds,
maybe we'd be able to stave off the effects.
But, you know, obviously, we're not exactly in a good position for that at the moment.
All right, so let's get the piss out of here and get me some meds
so I don't get no bitey thing.
You said zombie.
Zombie, yeah, that.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, unfortunately, we were just in the med bay,
(02:57):
and now there's kind of guards flooding over there,
so probably not the best time to go back for that.
Yeah, you're right.
But if we get some anti-zombiotics, then, you know, you might be all right.
Okay, that's a good idea.
But also, you said it takes a couple of days,
so maybe we could get out of here and find some more at like your hospital
because you're a doctor, so I'm assuming you have a chamber?
No, room, doctor room, doctor's office.
(03:19):
That's it.
Yeah, I got to practice back on this faraway land called Earth.
I don't know if anyone here has ever heard of Earth.
My oriGeenal creators came from Earth, I think.
Yes, Felicia and Ozzy, you are both-
I'm actually not sure about Felicia.
Space Disney is definitely from Earth.
Yeah, it oriGeenally was from Earth,
but she was drawn on like the 15th moon of some like different planet.
(03:43):
Yeah, we don't know exactly like what office of Space Disney you came from.
Ozzy, you are definitely from Earth,
or at least that's what I have listed as your home planet.
She came from the Retro Entertainment Moon,
an entire moon dedicated to try to figure out what was popular about old media
and how they could recapture it to resell to the next generation.
(04:03):
Gotta make that money.
What's the point of having a galaxy to explore if you can't make money off of it?
Gosh.
Am I right, America?
Gosh, you're on Earth.
Yep.
Heard about that place before, but it's kind of, I don't know.
Ozzy, you're from there.
He's trying to ignore that.
I'm just not sure if that was just a joke
or if that was your rabies making you say silly things.
(04:25):
I don't know, like he knows things.
It's just hard for it to come out.
He doesn't like lie, but it's just- well, actually, no, this is lying.
Okay, I guess Earth is a place.
Make your mind up.
I mean, I guess that's true.
That's definitely not a lie.
Earth is indeed a place.
All right, so get you out of here.
Get us to the Earth and get this spitting out of me.
(04:47):
I mean, once we're out of here,
we could probably just go to a doctor's office on Saturn.
They got plenty.
Oh, okay, we can do that.
That sounds smarter.
Oh, wait, I was the one who was supposed to be helping thinking, wasn't I?
Ozzy, your brain is fried like an egg.
Yeah, shoot.
Okay, so we're trying to find places to get into and fly off the ships.
(05:08):
Yeah, that stinks.
Geena pipes up.
No, we got to find Carley first.
Oh, gosh, the child.
All the reason we even got to this mess.
Geena says it's kind of concerning how quickly you forget about the kid.
All right, hold on.
He's going to go over to the blood again.
And like, you know, those computer birds
(05:28):
that like just dip their face into the water.
He does that for a minute.
Just got a question.
What blood are you talking about?
Because if you're talking about the exploded head,
you're far away from that now.
Oh, that's right. We did leave.
Crap, you're right.
There is no source of blood except for the three meatbags in front of you.
He wouldn't feel that yet.
At least not yet.
Okay.
Well, two meatbags.
(05:49):
Felicia is technically not flesh and blood,
but we don't know if her ink blood is going to satisfy you or not.
Something tells me you don't want something else.
Something tells me you don't want to find out at this moment.
No, absolutely not.
Yeah.
Neither do I.
All right.
So you said she was like down, right?
Down here somewhere.
I'm just, I'm not sure where,
but my gut tells me that's where they would have taken her.
(06:11):
I feel like these upper levels are more for the prisoners like us.
And then the lower levels are for all the staff and guards
and whoever runs this place.
Okay. All right.
That's smart.
That makes sense.
Words.
All right.
Ozzy, can you do a quick intelligence investigation flip?
Okay.
So intelligence is no longer what it was.
(06:31):
Okay.
And investigation.
My investigation doesn't change, right?
Yes, that's the same.
Okay.
So that's going to be six cards.
Seven, because I'm healthy actually, somehow.
Yeah.
Because you took some blood.
That's right.
I was like, I feel like it took damage.
One success out of seven cards.
Okay.
You divine nothing of importance.
Well- like I said, brain fried like egg.
(06:54):
So we could maybe ask for, Felicia, do you know how things work?
Darling, I'm an actress.
I only pretend I know how things work.
Oh, could you pretend right now then?
She's just gonna like stare at him and be like:
Darling, I don't know what I'm looking at.
Oh, I'd like to pretend I'm not here.
Gosh.
Know what I'd like?
I'd like to be back in my studio, sipping a nice martini
(07:16):
and waiting for my next script.
But no, you dragged me into this.
Look, there's a kid that we gotta make sure doesn't die.
So.
Yeah, yeah, I'm aware.
They like you, I think.
Yes.
I'm very well aware.
Yes.
That's why I'm still here.
Yeah, you don't want to let your fan down.
See, I can be empathic.
I can be telepathic.
(07:37):
Telepathic.
Empathetic.
Darling, are you okay up there?
No.
I will say that a lot of my past traumas with that Meatloaf Loafer.
No- Corn Dog.
Oh yeah, the Corn Dog Snatcher.
Ozzy, your mind tries to cast back to the Corn Dog Snatcher,
but instead you think of the Meatloaf Loafer.
(07:59):
He didn't do anything for love.
It's weird how many crimes you've solved that have to do with food.
Yeah.
He's a bird.
Maybe Ozzy's not really a detective.
He's just hungry.
Gosh, yeah.
He just walks into these places like,
oh, there's a crime going on.
I gotta fix it.
And somehow got a detective's license just by doing that.
They gave him one.
They were like, hey, here you go.
(08:20):
Look, I gotta accept these corn dogs as evidence right now.
In my stomach.
That one's incorrect.
You're going to jail.
Anyway, so Ozzy's gonna like look around.
He's gonna see if there's any doors that they haven't gone to and just...
Well, you're in an elevator.
So there is the one door.
Yeah, but he's like looking at the...
Sorry, I should explain.
He's looking at the numbers and just trying to figure out which one he should pick.
(08:41):
It is already currently going down.
Geena hit just like the bottom one.
Yeah, you know, he let it happen.
I was like, would he push another button?
Nah, he's not gonna be chaotic.
Ozzy, you resist the temptation to push all the buttons like a child.
The elevator slows to a steady stop.
You hear a little ding-dong.
Now arriving at (08:57):
Garage.
You open up into a large, expansive garage.
A large enough garage that would hold like spaceships.
Plenty of space to move around.
Pretty open terrain ahead of you.
It doesn't look like there is anybody around in the immediate vicinity.
But there is a tension in the air.
If this was a movie, you would hear some very low strings.
(09:20):
Let's put it that way.
That's the tension meter right now.
Or me right now.
I just started playing Out of Touch Thursday.
Diagetically, you just hear over like the space radio.
"You're out of touch."
Yeah.
But that's obviously not the soundtrack for the movie
because we couldn't get the rights.
Yeah, Space Kings is a movie.
Coming to a theater nowhere.
(09:41):
Now in 2D.
It'll be like that freaking UK GTA Hamlet experience.
We'll just post it on YouTube.
I need to get around to seeing that
just because I feel like that's chaotically bad.
Me too.
I'm just really happy that a film made in GTA
made it to a major film festival.
Honestly, yeah, that's just cool.
That's the part that is the most impressive to me.
(10:02):
Okay, we're getting sidetracked here.
We'll hold this topic till Sean streams Banjo-Kazooie.
Then we'll bring it back up.
Also, Space Kings fans,
Wolfkaosaun likes to stream on Twitch sometimes.
Y'all should go follow him there.
Yes, follow at twitch.tv/wolfkaosaun.
I think that's the link.
Is that your link?
Yes, it is.
I had to think about it.
Okay, good to know.
Yes, it is.
(10:22):
Even you're not sure.
Just go to twitch.tv and ask around
and somebody will show you the way
to Wolfkaosaun's stream.
Yeah, they'll know.
Everyone will know about me.
Every single person.
Everyone on Twitch knows about you.
You're like the most followed person on Twitch ever.
No, they just know about me.
They don't follow me.
Fuck that.
It's Wolfkaosaun.
Oh, that guy.
Yeah, he exists.
(10:42):
Even Ozzy knows that I exist.
He knows me as a different name though.
I did a lot of crimes in Atlanta.
Anyway, but Ozzy's going to look in there,
look at the garage and just be like,
I don't think a kid's going to be in a garage, right?
Well, they have her here against her will,
Geena says.
She could be anywhere.
Well, yeah, but like that.
I mean, true, but like,
why be in a garage with a kid?
(11:03):
That's kind of weird.
Why did you expect them to do,
treat her with humanity?
She's a prisoner.
We were thrown in a jail cell.
So like, why would they treat her
with any level of decency?
I don't know.
I thought they'd be in a...
Okay, I guess we can look.
And Ozzy's going to walk out
and start looking around.
Not even trying to hide.
She's not an immediate threat to them.
She's like a literal child.
They could just throw her in a room anywhere.
(11:25):
They don't need to put her in a jail cell.
She's no threat.
We were threats.
So like, yeah, they genuinely could
just throw her in her garage and be like,
yeah, that's enough to keep her locked up.
Stay here, kid.
We'll get you a juice box.
Yeah, Ozzy's not thinking about that though.
He's too busy thinking about the Meatloaf Loafer.
Also, Ozzy's going to like
grab the gun and put it in his mouth.
(11:45):
Not like that, like he's to hold it.
Our audience, we do not condone this.
Get help.
He's holding the gun by using his mouth.
Okay.
Pointing outward.
Didn't sound that way, the way he started wording it.
He is not deep-throating the laser.
We're going to have to put a content warning now.
(12:05):
Wolfaosaun?
What is wrong with you?
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, probably not.
Save this for when you start streaming.
You'll get a lot more clip moments then.
Yeah.
For real, though, call a hotline if you are having problems.
Yeah.
Yes.
As a therapist in studying, there's always a better way.
All right.
So Ozzy, you put the gun in your mouth,
but the barrel is facing not into your mouth.
(12:28):
Yes, it's facing outwards.
That's how he's holding it.
And he's going to be using his tongue to pull the trigger if need be.
Cool.
Yeah, you do that and everyone just notices it.
It's like, what the hell is his problem?
This is how we shoot back in the day,
doing the commit, no, not committee, boot camp.
No, something like the training.
(12:48):
Yeah, I learned to shoot.
Where did Ozzy learn to shoot?
Well, I guess he's a detective.
He would have gotten firearms training then.
Yeah.
I also could not think of the place.
Oh my god.
To get detective rank, you do have to pass firearms tests.
So it makes sense.
So he's going to go out there looking around like,
all right, if I was hiding a girl, where would I be?
(13:10):
Anyone can do a wit and investigation or spacewise
to notice stuff about this garage.
I'm going to do-
Let's see, wit and investigation.
I also want to do wit and investigation.
I have no points in any of those stats.
I have, wait, where's my spacewise?
Right column.
Yeah, so I have five.
You have two.
Yeah, so I have five all together with the wit.
(13:32):
So that'll be six.
Two successes.
Cool.
Felicia, you're not going to flip, I assume?
Yeah, because I have no points in either.
I would not be able to contribute.
I draw one card.
Immediate Joker.
It's a four anyways, so it would be a failure.
Okay, so yeah, no success from Felicia.
Well, the first thing that everybody kind of notices
is that there is a pretty large window out into space.
(13:54):
You are very, very close to Saturn.
The rings on Saturn are very, very close by.
Ozzy, you take a look around.
You don't see any big ships,
but what you do see sort of in the far corner,
jet scooters and an airlock
that seems to be leading directly out towards the planet.
You also see some shadowy figures
(14:16):
in the distance in that direction.
Unfortunately, Geena also flipped to notice stuff
and got no successes and a Joker.
Of course she did.
Why wouldn't she?
While Ozzy, I imagine you're trying to be
at least a little bit sneaky,
especially since you see some people in the distance.
Geena notices them too and is immediately like,
Hey! The figures look at you
and they start running towards you.
(14:38):
I'm going to look at her and say, oh, no.
What was that?
Gun face?
She said sorry.
I was saying mean things to you.
Well, that's very nice of you.
She rolls her eyes.
All right.
So they're running towards us.
Ozzy is going to try to hide.
Well, actually, I think he's going to try to get covered.
If anyone wants to hide,
that will be wit and sneaking or survival.
(15:01):
That makes more sense.
Great. I have neither one.
Oh, two successes.
Oh, nice.
I'm going to say there's like one of those wheeled toolboxes,
like the big ones that you'd see in a garage.
You can hide your whole self behind one of those,
even with your big ass wingspan.
So Ozzy, you are in cover.
See how that plays out.
You hear one of the figures say,
(15:21):
Hey, those are the escaped prisoners.
Let's get them.
And they are running up to you and they draw guns.
All right.
All three of you get down on the ground now.
Ozzy, it looks like they do not see you at the moment.
They see me?
Yes.
Oh.
Unless you wanted to get cover.
Nah.
I'm going to sit there filing my nails and be like- gosh.
Darlings, line up if you're looking for autographs,
(15:42):
I'm too busy.
Damn.
All right.
Geena and the doctor.
I'm going to be a distraction.
I honestly feel like the time for distraction, though,
has kind of passed that they are...
They don't notice Sean.
Sean can do something.
Well, he's already hidden at the moment.
He can take the time to line up the shots, we can't miss.
Okay. Fair enough.
(16:02):
Their focus is definitely on you if you want to do something.
Combat has not started quite yet,
but you do have weapons drawn on you.
Sean can start prepping some Home Alone-style traps
while they're not looking.
True.
I'm going to flip a coin to see which thing I'm doing.
Am I going...
Okay, Two-Face.
Am I going chaotic?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I'm not doing the crazy thing.
(16:23):
So how many are there?
There are two.
And they're not right next to each other?
Maybe like three feet apart,
so they're close, but they're not like touching close.
Okay.
Would I be able to line them up with a straight shot?
You can.
Currently, they are not lined up from your vantage point.
You're kind of looking at them from the side.
(16:44):
Actually, do they both have walkie talkies?
Like, what do they both have?
Like, do they both have the same stuff?
Yeah, they'll both be outfitted with the same stuff.
So they've got a laser revolver just like yours.
Yeah, they've got a walkie talkie.
They've got...
You imagine they probably have like a set of keys in their pockets.
As far as what you can see, it's the gun, the walkie talkie, and their uniforms.
(17:05):
Okay, they have their guns out?
Yep, guns drawn.
Okay, then I will line them up.
I will try to line them up, I should say.
All right.
To take them out with one shot.
Yep, let's do that.
Cool.
Well, how would you like to try and line them up?
So what I'm going to do is where I am,
I'm going to use my telekinesis to float the gun out.
Okay.
To try to line it up and then take the shot with my telekinesis.
(17:26):
Are you trying to like float the gun so that they grab for it?
To get them in position?
Like, what is your...
What are you trying to have them do?
Oh, actually what I could do, I'm going to use telepathy.
All right.
What you're going to say and to whom?
I'm going to say to the one, whichever one's further up,
I'm going to telepathically be like, this is God.
(17:50):
Oh, man.
This is God.
Quickly jump back or something bad will happen.
Okay, presence and telepathy, please.
All right.
What is my presence anyway?
It's a two.
So I have four.
So it'll be five since I'm healthy.
I got one success out of all that.
That's not going to quite be enough.
Well, they got two.
If you want to goose it up, you got Hero Points, you got Drive.
(18:13):
But one success won't be enough.
Yeah, go ahead and use Hero Points.
So one Hero Point gets you two Drive,
but you can only use one per flip.
So two cards.
Let's go.
Heart of the cards, baby.
Yay!
I got one success out of those two.
So now I have two successes.
Okay.
You do establish the telepathic link with one of the guards.
You relay the message like, this is God.
(18:35):
Jump back now.
And while he does not jump back, he is like, huh?
What?
What's- God?
Are you talking to me?
So you have convinced him that you are God speaking to him,
but he's not doing what you're asking at the moment.
Yes, it is I, you, my child of love.
You should reach for the other officer's weapon.
(18:56):
He has killed far too many innocents with that.
But God, he's my coworker and we have to recapture these prisoners.
He can't do that with me if I take his gun.
What should I do, oh Lord?
Send him to me and I shall judge him.
I don't think your persuasion was quite enough to do that either,
but you've got his attention.
Okay, I'm going to say just keep your eye on him.
(19:19):
Be side by side so he doesn't get too far away.
Because I'm telling you, it would not surprise me
if he took out at least one of these prisoners just for his own bloodlust.
I've seen it happen countless times.
Okay, my Lord.
He says telepathically with like a wavering unsureness in his voice.
(19:41):
Outside of the telepathy, the other guard looks at his friend and is like,
are you hearing voices in your head again, man?
This isn't the time.
Like how somehow I tried playing decoy and then Sean's like,
okay, I'm going to pretend I'm God now.
These two saw me sitting here filing my nails and then like,
okay, hold on, put the cartoon fox on hold for a second.
(20:04):
What's going on here?
We got new priorities.
It's God.
Of course, it's a bit-
But Felicia, the guns are still drawn on you
and the other two are kind of in your just general direction.
The guard who Ozzy's not talking to is still just kind of like waving the gun at you
is like, did you not hear me?
(20:24):
I said, put your hands in the air.
While the one who thinks he's talking to God is just kind of remaining silent,
but still weapon trained on you.
As you should.
Felicia is going to just side eye him and be like,
darling, I'm not paid enough for this.
You really need to try harder.
Felicia, would you mind doing a charm or presence and persuasion
(20:46):
to defuse the situation?
So the most I can draw total is three
because I have only two in presence, three in charm and nothing in persuasion.
And you're not healthy.
Yeah.
I got one jack of hearts and that is it.
All right.
See how resolute these guards are.
I just want them to like feel kind of bad about some interrogation time
and be like, I'm trying my best.
(21:08):
Unfortunately, both of them matched your persuasion.
So they're just like, look, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
So they got their guns trained on you,
but they're not going to make a move at the moment.
So Ozzy, if you want to try talking more to Mr. Guard, you can do so.
So as that's happening, he's going to say,
are you sure you want to do this, my child?
You want to continue to work in this field?
(21:31):
You do know what they're doing to that child, right?
Kidnapping her, taking her away.
I know we do some awful things, but it's not-
Let today be your step towards redemption.
For I have sent these three individuals
plus another hidden elsewhere to save this child.
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And you can help them.
You can finally right the wrongs that your company has been doing.
I think that's got to be wit and lying because
while it is true that you're here to rescue her,
you were not sent by God to do so.
But he's pretending to be God,
and this whole thing started because of him.
Oh no, I'm trying to lie.
To an extent, he's telling the truth.
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Oh no, no, he's fully lying.
Technically, I should have made you flip a lie to begin with
because no, you aren't God.
You should have.
He's pretending to be God, and this pretending God
sent himself on a mission
that put us on a set of events that put us here.
And now he has decided that we are to go save this child.
So to a very technical extent,
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he's not entirely lying.
But I am lying.
I'm saying that as somebody who has very high lying.
Let me lie.
I will let you lie.
You're just lying so well that it's technically true.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh yeah, that's how you lie.
Do it well.
That's why it's so high.
Look, at some point in this whole debacle,
you told a lie, so wit and lying, please.
(22:56):
Absolutely.
That's eight cards.
I know you do have a lot of lying skills,
so I'm happy for that.
We're on a mission from God.
I have three successes,
and one of them is the Queen of Hearts.
So that would be four successes.
Four?
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
Let's see if this guard can match four successes.
Well, spoiler alert, he can't.
(23:16):
Yay.
What did you say again?
You said, like, I as God have sent these three,
but also the person in hiding that you don't see to save the child.
Please let them do what they want.
Was that the gist of it?
Basically, like, hey, I sent these individuals to free this child.
You can help them.
This could be step one to do redemption.
I sent these three, plus there's another in hiding.
(23:39):
Uh, yeah.
All right.
The guard you're telepathically talking to is silent for a brief second.
He then turns to his guard friend,
and pistol whips him in the back of the head.
That guard falls and is like, whoa, and falls to the ground, unconscious.
And the other guard sheaves his weapon and says,
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I don't fully understand this,
but you were here to save the child?
Yeah.
I was going to walk out from behind.
Yeah, and he's going to put the gun in his holster.
Yeah, we came here to save the child.
We were here to make sure everything turns out okay.
And that was a test, and you have passed.
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So congrats.
Wait, are you He in another form, my Lord?
What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I also believe, and he talks to me as well.
Oh, I see.
You four are indeed messengers of the Savior.
Oh, no, we're just people that listen and help.
And you can do the same thing.
You can be like us.
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But he said that four would come to save the child.
Yeah, there's one, two, three, four.
Four would come.
You're already here.
So that would be five.
You're already here.
You don't have to come.
You're already here.
Trust me, semantics.
I am very confused, the guard says.
Look, you're going to help us find the kid or not?
Well, to be honest, I'm not quite sure what to believe,
but I feel some responsibility to help you in some way on your way
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when you go to save the child.
I don't know what I would do.
I mean, and as he's talking, all of you hear a beeping noise
and this guard's head immediately explodes and he falls to the ground.
Ozzy, you get covered in blood.
You lick some up.
It tastes pretty good.
I was going to say him.
All right, because he's got zombie-
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Yeah, he's a zombie boy.
Good job, zombie boy.
You know, he tastes pretty good.
He did well.
That doesn't sound healthy.
I mean, you just like look over Felicia
and she's got like the most disgusted face.
I mean, he doesn't sound sick.
Felicia, this is way more exploding heads
(25:49):
than you are ever used to as a star from space Hollywood.
Well, she's like a squash and stretch cartoon, you know?
She's used to saying things blow up and do weird stuff.
She's like, you know, someone punched tuna
and it turns into sushi already or something like that.
She's not used to seeing someone like actually die in front of her.
This is an actual first for her.
(26:11):
As you're dusting yourself off of blood yet again,
crackling comes over a PA system and you hear,
so, you prisoners think you can mind control my gaurds like that, eh?
I don't think I did.
I did nothing.
I had nothing to do with any of that.
I don't have mind powers. Bird, do I have mind powers?
(26:32):
Felicia, flip one card.
Five of spades.
You have no mind powers.
Oh- gosh.
I mean, I wasn't being serious.
It was just like, you know, a sarcastic in the moment thing.
I know, I know.
But if you flipped like the crit,
then I would have given you mind powers.
Mind powers I would have immediately forgotten about.
Context sensitive mind powers.
(26:53):
Anyway, the voice continues.
Well, I don't know how you got in my men's head,
but let's see how you deal with this little number.
And a garage door opens and you hear a hulking footstep coming your way.
Like very Jurassic Park T-Rex is coming style.
You see the figure that's familiar to the both of you.
(27:16):
The Juggernaut is back.
I'm the Juggernaut, bitch.
I'm the Juggernaut.
Oh, hey, that guy.
Is that who you're supposed to be looking for this entire time, bird?
She does like the whole like waving her hand in front of their eyes thing.
He's going to, I was going to look at her and just say,
first off, we went through the whole racist comment thing
and you said you were going to stop.
(27:36):
And not only did you not stop, you just doubled down.
I like that this is the,
this is the reaction to seeing the foe that beat you come back.
It's just like- the literal person he was sent to technically go do a hit job on.
And he's like, hold the fuck up.
We'll get back to you.
I got to address this thing.
Oh, but uh, yeah.
(27:56):
Uh, I think, yeah, I'm supposed to, you're supposed to die.
Wait, you- what now?
Remember Felicia knew no part of that.
True.
Hold on.
Uh, well not die, but like, you know,
supposed to hurt you because you hurt me.
I see.
Geena's like, no, don't hurt this man.
He's- and then she doesn't say anything.
Felicia has no real stake in this.
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She was just, she was brought onto this to fight the dad, reunite father and daughter.
The idea that now this man is supposed to be put through pain and suffering by this ostrich's
feathers is now like, this is news to her.
She thought she was on like, you know, some job security the con was supposed to be doing.
And now she's begin to realize she's been wrapped into something more than what she was
expecting.
(28:37):
Hey, are you still, uh, wait, hold on.
Were you the one speaking to us?
What?
No, not you.
You talking to the Juggernaut now?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Were you the one saying control your people?
You hear the loud speaker voice again.
I know you tumbled with my minion, the Juggernaut once before.
I hope it goes as well as it did last time.
It does not appear that the Juggernaut is saying that.
(29:00):
It seems like it is someone completely different that you cannot see.
If that was your question.
Yeah, basically he was like, wait, are you speaking to me or someone else?
Nope.
But you do notice because you fought him before that, uh, and also because you have
innate telepathy, you do notice that the telepathic barrier that was blocking the
Juggernaut before is still there and appears to be stronger.
(29:20):
Oh, are you serious right now?
Yes, I am serious.
No, I'm speaking, uh, fi-gur-a-tive-ly, figurative, figure stuff.
Yeah, that.
Well, figure this, you little bird.
You're going to die.
Why is everyone so fucking racist around here?
It's what I do.
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Racism.
Oh, you're going to die today.
He's grabbing the gun and actually he's grabbing the guns that are in, like,
the dead body.
Oh, yeah.
Actually, no, he's grabbing all three.
He has two in his hands and one in his mouth.
You're triple wielding?
Oh, absolutely.
Yo- that's a skill he has now.
A gun for every racist comment made to him in the past 20 seconds.
(30:01):
Sheesh.
You know, in that context, I can't even be mad.
Ozzy is going to destroy racism.
Gosh.
Yes, he is.
You wouldn't expect it from him, but, uh.
I apologized for calling him a bird twice.
Does that mean he loses two guns?
No, no.
I'm going to use that anger.
He's not using it towards you, but he's using it towards-
So I shouldn't apologize.
That's what you're saying, right?
I mean, you could if you want to.
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Look, this is a universe full of a bunch of different races and species.
We can just assume that someone somewhere in the universe
is calling a bird species just "bird" and that is fueling Ozzy's rampage
from however many miles away.
I hear their cries.
It's as if a million birds screeched out at once and were suddenly silenced.
(30:45):
Gosh, gosh.
But yeah, now he's triple wielding.
Amazing.
What a bird.
Yeah, I guess you're triple wielding.
I guess we'll say that you're basically just using three guns
if you're going to fire.
Really, this is just the easiest way to get more bullets.
The, uh, the doctor prisoner with you is like,
why don't we get any guns?
You didn't ask.
He's not going to say that because mouthful.
(31:07):
Yes.
All right, uh, I'm guessing Ozzy's ready to get into combat with the Juggernaut again,
considering he's triple wielding.
Uh.
Well, even if you're not, the Juggernaut is advancing on you, so.
Actually, Ozzy is going to toss the doctor a gun
and give, uh, the other person another gun and just say-
he's going to spit one at the doctor.
(31:27):
Okay, um, I might need to do a gun safety flip if you do that.
I'm not going to do that.
Uh, it'd be funny though.
But no, he's going to give the two with his hands
and just going to say, here you go, here you go.
We sure don't know that you got all sorts of crazy stuff
that you can pull out of existence and that's fucking cool.
Now you listen here, Mr. Brain Man, telephone guy.
(31:48):
I'm getting this child because I owe a debt.
I have a question.
Oh yeah, what?
Why not just bring up the child to the lone dad over there?
Oh, I did.
I think you tried that.
I think you were in the process of being like,
like I know Felicia tried to draw a picture of Carley and be like,
hey, remember this person?
We want to reunite with this person, right?
(32:09):
And while Ozzy was, uh, breaking the telepathic barrier,
you unfortunately were clobbered before you could finish that.
I see.
All right, we're doing this for Carley.
You hear that?
Wait, I got the name right, right?
Geena looks at you like, yeah, his daughter's name is Carley.
Yeah, your kid's name's Carley, right?
The Juggernaut says nothing.
If you're like comic Juggernaut,
we got to take out the helmet.
Suddenly he'll be more willing to listen to us.
(32:31):
No, that's right.
Supplying he's wearing a helmet.
Um, no.
Whatever mental shit's happening is all telepathic,
so it's all in his mind.
So a metaphorical helmet, if you will.
Felicia?
Yes?
I'm going to go in that mind and speak to the telephone guy.
And how are you going to do that?
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By going in his mind.
And what I'm going to need from you is to try to find whoever they are,
wherever they are, say some funny jokes,
make them laugh, make them get unconcentrated.
That way I could shoot them in the mind.
Not, not the Juggernaut, the telepathic person.
I'm going to shoot them in their mind,
then they're going to let out a yell and then just, I don't know,
smash them with a hammer or put them into a hot dog and destroy them.
(33:14):
I'm not saying to eat them in the hot dog, but...
I think all I understood through all of that was distracting.
Oh, yeah, distract.
Yeah, try to make the...
Okay, that I can do.
Yeah, use your funny acting skills to make the person lose concentration
and I can shoot them.
She's going to do the whole spit in her palms kind of thing
and just like, you know, ready herself up.
(33:37):
All right, I'm going ghouly.
All right, if we're going to begin combat, then Felicia, you're up first.
It's hard to call it combat when I'm just distracting the man
while he invades his brain.
True, but the Juggernaut considers you an enemy and you are close enough,
so unfortunately you are in combat.
That's true.
You are still a little bit a distance away.
If you want to pull out your distraction, you have some time.
(34:00):
I would like to start tap dancing.
Hello, my baby. Hello, my darling. Hello, my ragtime gal.
Michigan J. frog it up.
Yeah, that's going to be wit and perform.
Wit and perform, let's see.
So wit is one, perform is five.
Yep.
Five, all right, let's see.
Well, perform is four, but it makes five.
Yes, brings it up to five, which does nothing.
(34:22):
I got all failures.
Oh, no.
Not only do you not pull out a proper hat and cane for this thing,
usually when you dance, you expect a backing track to just automatically play.
That's just how it works.
There is no music playing,
so you just kind of waste your turn doing a tap and lip syncing,
but there's no music to go along to it.
She can sing, but this is a guy's song.
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She has to just do the, she just lip syncs to it.
And when you realize that there's no music,
you do sort of like, try0 stutter like, hello, my baby.
She realizes it's not working.
She walks back to the entrance of the arena and tries doing it again.
Gosh.
You Deep Rock Galactic it.
Yeah, exactly like that.
(35:05):
I love that.
Hold on, hold on.
I'll get this right.
I'll get this right.
Well, unfortunately, Felicia, you do not accomplish anything
except the Juggernaut is now just looking at you like, ugh.
Well, the good news is I'm doing exactly what I said I was going to do.
Distract him.
You can't fault me for that.
Well, I geuss-
I am doing exactly what I set out to do.
I guess you are distracted to the point that anyone else does anything,
(35:29):
and Geena is up next.
Let's give-
Ooh, Geena got a crit.
I think what Geena's gonna do is-
Ozzy, I think you were kind of talking to everybody when you were like,
hey, distract them so I can do a thing.
Yeah.
So Geena is going to-
Because she got a crit and another success,
which- not that Geena has stats that would merit an actual crit,
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but she got a lot of successes, let's just say.
I think Geena's gonna boost Felicia your attempt at a distraction by- she's gonna like spoofee this and just play the song in the background, or
she's like, hey, try this one instead.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna- I'll be right back.
Let me just disappear into Spotify real quick.
Gosh, okay.
Oh, no, I got a better idea.
You remember the song that Jessica Rabbit sings in the club in Roger Rabbit?
(36:17):
I can't, but I can go look it up.
Yeah.
It's like a very slow-
Why Don't You Do Right?
Yeah, it's like a very slow seductive little number.
Yeah, that song, okay.
Geena's like, hey, Felicia, do this.
She uses her innate sort of space magical powers as a Nebulon
to kind of give you some really intense mood lighting, and also-
By mood lighting, it's basically all lights go off except one
(36:39):
that's exclusively shining on me as I seductively walk in the arena.
And also, Felicia, for some reason,
you have a sparkly dress with a slit for your leg to pop out.
I mean, she's already supposed to be like a 1920s flapper girl design, so-
Not that far off from what she was more or less implied to be wearing by default.
Fair enough, maybe the mood lighting just accentuates your dress
(37:01):
so that it sparkles exactly like that scene.
I need to get art made of Felicia for this now.
Absolutely.
If anyone knows anyone who draws specifically that, you know,
rubber hose animation style, I would love to start talking.
Send your fan art to whatever social media we'll be using for this.
I'm on Bluesky.
That's the most I could say.
I don't use Twitter anymore because it sucks.
(37:25):
Wherever we'll be, send us fan art.
We'll love to see it.
Give Ozzy three guns.
Yeah, Ozzy- we gotta see Ozzy triple wielding
because I get the feeling that we won't see that
because he distributed his guns around like a communist.
Gosh, I'm now imagining him like with the rabies coming out,
like just foaming at the mouth with the gun in there.
Yeah.
Listening to this song really makes me go watch Roger Rabbit now.
(37:47):
I'm being honest.
It's so good.
Do that is a movie night too.
Anyway, so Felicia, you do your sexy Jessica Rabbit dance
and the Juggernaut is immediately like, oh,
his rock jaw falls to the floor.
He is good and distracted.
Ozzy, you are up.
All right, we're going into his mind.
(38:08):
All right.
I'm going to say you probably need to do another telepathy check
just because the link between you two has already been severed
by the fact that you were unconscious and also away from it for a bit.
So that'll be wit and telepathy, please.
Right.
I have one success and one Joker, and I'm using the anti-Joker.
All right.
(38:28):
So I have one success out of, wait, is it only six or is it seven cards?
It should be six.
Yeah, six.
It should be six if you're healthy.
Yep, it's six.
So, okay, so one success because anti-Joker is now gone.
Nice.
You start to crack into the Juggernaut's mind.
It's a little muddled in here.
You don't have the clearest signal.
You can kind of hear vague voices just floating around in the head,
(38:50):
all screaming a bunch of different things.
You can't exactly reach anything in there at the moment,
but you have the door open.
The Juggernaut is going to get a turn.
And while he is distracted by this super sexy dancing,
let's see how he reacts.
Well, he got a success and a Joker.
Just like me for real, for real.
I see sexy lady,
I malfunction.
I mean, that's kind of what happened to Ozzy, technically,
(39:12):
when you think about it.
Like, oh, it's too distracting for me, too.
All right.
I'm going to say that the Juggernaut walks over to you, Felicia,
and picks you up in his hands like King Kong.
She's played this role before.
She knows how to keep her cool.
Yeah.
Maybe, Felicia, you are immediately just
incorporating it into the number.
Like, oh, now I got a dance partner for this choreography.
(39:34):
She's just sort of leaning all the way back in his hands.
So the Juggernaut's now got you in his hands, very gingerly.
He's being a gentle giant.
Good.
Gentleman.
Which, Ozzy, in your telepathic mind,
you do hear a loud rising voice to the static.
What are you doing, nincompoop?
Put her down!
(39:56):
Felicia, we're back up to you.
You are in the Juggernaut's hand singing your song.
Mm-hmm.
It's still working?
Well, his focus is definitely on you.
If you want to do something else, this would be the time.
Can I keep this going but, like,
try and use my charm stat to, like, make sure he's still focused?
Sure.
That'll be charm.
Because, despite the fact that we are in combat,
(40:17):
I'm trying to keep this man distracted.
Yep, yep.
Charm and, oh, if you're trying to keep it going,
that would still be charm and perform.
Okay.
That gets me up to seven cards now.
That's a lot.
Oh, boy.
King of spade, king of diamond, queen of diamonds, queen of hearts.
That is four successes, one of which is a crit.
Wow.
(40:38):
Oh, I got very worried about the Jokers.
Nope.
So- that would be a really awkward anti-Joker.
You're sort of popped out of his head.
Hey, get your act back together.
Yeah.
Yeah, so basically a million successes.
Okay, I'm gonna have to think about that.
Damn, like, with that amount of successes,
the Juggernaut might actually fall in love with you.
Oh, God, then we're gonna have to get into combat
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just to let him down easy.
I'm gonna say that the power of your seduction and your charm
is enough to severely weaken the telepathic bond
that whoever is placing on the Juggernaut.
Ozzy, all of a sudden, in your telepathic mind,
you can hear a voice crawling out, a familiar voice,
(41:19):
the internal voice of the Juggernaut that you heard earlier.
It's like, what?
This lady is, she's familiar somehow,
and I don't hear the voices anymore.
Ozzy, we're just gonna skip initiative back to you
because this is a good opportunity for you
to say anything to the Juggernaut if you want.
His mind is clear, so you have a clean line of communication.
(41:39):
Okay, so he is clear.
He's looking at Felicia.
It's reminding him of,
he's probably watched Felicia on the TV.
Yeah, with his daughter.
Yep, and also, even though he was in a weird mental state,
the three of you did meet.
The Juggernaut did meet Felicia.
Maybe- that's what I was kind of implying was poking out.
Hey, I remember this fox lady,
but also very much could have probably seen her on TV.
(42:02):
Oh, okay, that's the way that Ozzy was gonna go.
But if not, maybe a little meta gaming
because now I know that.
But Ozzy's gonna be like,
we're here to help you with your daughter Carley.
We're here to save her, save you,
so you can save her and be with your daughter.
That's why we came here in the first place.
Carley... my daughter, Carley.
She's getting peer pressured to smoking cigarettes.
(42:25):
What?
My daughter smoking cigarettes?
Yeah, I watched it happen.
You were part of how it happened, buddy.
He's not lying still.
I want to be technical.
You technically are lying because Carley
has not smoked a cigarette under your thing.
You just kind of like introduced her
to the concept of lighting a cigarette
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with her stone body.
So technically by saying,
hey, Carley's smoking cigarettes,
that would be a lie.
Oh, yeah, true.
I'd be like, I've seen her light a cigarette.
My God, who would do such a thing?
I'll kill him.
She lit the cigarette, so don't kill your daughter.
My daughter wouldn't light a cigarette
unless some asshole would make her do it.
(43:07):
I know that.
I raised her right.
Well, then go make sure that she's still
on the right path by getting out of there.
That's going to be presence and persuasion, please.
Honestly, that's a really good line.
That's a good one.
Good save, Ozzy.
Unless this fails, in which case, bad save.
Yeah.
All right, so that's five cards.
(43:27):
Let's go.
Nice.
Two successes, baby.
Cool.
Let's see what the Juggernaut can do.
Okay, well, I got to reshuffle,
but the first four cards I flipped were all successes.
Oh, great.
This may not work that well.
Well, we already know that you lost the flip,
so I got to do this for posterity,
but just know that...
He might get a Joker.
He could.
You're very right.
(43:48):
Well, he didn't, but he got an additional success,
so five successes against your two.
Okay.
Well, I can't argue against that.
What were you trying to say?
You have to stop these people from
putting your daughter down the wrong path.
You got to see your daughter.
Make sure she hasn't started down the wrong path.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Something like that, yeah.
You can't see the Juggernaut in your telepathic,
(44:08):
but you can imagine his telepathic voice
narrowing his eyes like,
how do you know all of this?
And wait a minute.
I remember your voice.
You were talking to me earlier.
You were trying to get me to mentally kill myself.
What?
Oh, I know.
I forgot, I'm meta-gaming.
Sorry.
That's okay.
Dun dun dun.
He's not going to deny it.
He's not going to say anything about it.
(44:28):
Your silence speaks volumes.
Look, I'm trying to get you to your kid.
How do I know I can trust you?
I have zombie rabies, in an effort to find your kid.
If that's your opener, you better try again, pal.
Why would that make me help you?
I'm in a spaceship trying to find your daughter.
I could have left at any point in time,
but I'm still here for her.
(44:50):
Very interesting.
We'll have to break from that for now
because we're going back to the real world.
I'm going to say the Juggernaut's going to get a turn-
No, sorry.
Geena's got to get a turn.
Sorry.
I kind of skipped her in combat
because I had a good opportunity to go back to mental place.
Ozzy, you suddenly hear another voice pop up
in this telepathic chat.
(45:11):
It's the voice of Geena that says,
hey, Doug, you got, can you hear me?
And the Juggernaut's like, Geena, is that you?
And Geena's like, look,
I don't know what kind of mental grip they've got on you,
but you- well, I don't know if I'll say you can trust these guys,
but they seem to be concerned enough about your daughter.
You got to get out of this mental shit, man.
(45:33):
She says, probably a little more eloquently than that,
but that's the gist of it.
And that brings combat down to Juggernaut.
Let me just see how he reacts real quick.
Ozzy, you feel a mental weight being lifted from the Juggernaut's mind.
He's like, yeah, okay, I guess that'll do.
In the real world, Felicia, you're still in the Juggernaut's hand.
(45:56):
Yep.
You see the Juggernaut who was to this point
looking at you really intently,
just shakes his head like, [whirring] and you hear in a pretty normal man's voice like,
oh, hello there, Miss... Felicia, isn't it?
Felicia Fox?
Yes, darling, Felicia Fox.
How can I be of service to you?
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He puts you down, gingerly and is like,
my daughter is such a big fan.
Oh, yes, I've met the little girl.
Speaking of which, we are currently trying to find her.
Well, I thank you for- I know I could use the help,
I feel so horrible that I had to go away from her for a bit back at the convention
and then I don't remember what happened after that.
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We fought you in some sort of underground fight arena.
My agent was not happy to be hearing about that, I'll tell you that much.
When we get off this ship, I tell you, I'm gonna get the talking of a lifetime.
Underground fighting arena, you say, huh?
Yeah, you're like a wrestler.
I am.
Yeah, so they, I guess someone was mind controlling you to make you do things down there.
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The Juggernaut looks at Geena who just sort of gives him a little nod
and the Juggernaut says, listen, I thank you both for coming after me
and for trying to protect my daughter,
but you've gotten yourselves wrapped up in something way larger than you can imagine.
Oh, I'm becoming well aware of that.
I appreciate you wanting to help find my daughter
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and I'll be happy for the assist, but we need to tread carefully.
There are forces here that you couldn't possibly comprehend
and at that point you hear, ah, that's right, Juggernaut, my friend.
And all of you turn your heads to see someone stepping out from the shadows.
A lamb person dressed in a untidy blue suit
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and in his hands is Carley
and this lamb person is holding a gun to her head.
And that is where we end the session.
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Real quick, how big is the lamb?
Because I'm imagining like a lamb being like lamb size,
just holding a child with a gun.
Like a normal lamb just being on its hind legs, walking with a child.
No, this is like an anthro lamb.
So it's just like human size.
It's just got lamb features.
Okay.
Like that one guy from One Piece, Mary.
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Oh, okay.
I'll go get you a picture.
Yeah, please do, because I'm unfamiliar.
The butler early on in One Piece named Mary who looks like this.
He's a goddamn lamb man.
He's a fucking man in a lamb.
Yeah, kind of like that, but definitely more lamb features.
But congratulations, you brought the Juggernaut down.
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It maybe took a little longer than it usually takes.
And we didn't even have to throw a single punch.
That's true.
Which is nice because it only had 5 HP, so I was pretty fragile.
True.
It went very well, considering.
That's a first for us.
Which is, yeah, no, we did.
We did pretty well.
I won't lie.
We did good.
Well, let's give you some Hero Points.
(49:12):
So you may all drop your Hero Points or raise them to two,
because you are getting two Hero Points from me.
Two?
Yeah, you get two from me.
So then I guess you can also raise them to three,
because you're going to give each other a Hero Point,
whether you like it or not.
Okay.
Wolf, what was something that Felicia did that was cool this session,
(49:35):
and Hero Points worthy?
Re-enacting King Kong.
Immediately.
I was like, oh, this is cool.
This makes so much sense with the time frame
that Felicia Fox would have been in.
I like the callback.
And it's like, oh, this is a good time.
Yeah, no, I like this.
I'm into this.
All we need is some flyboys to sort of circle around them.
I was thinking, all right, I didn't obviously
intend to put you into King Kong until I realized,
(49:58):
oh, if she's doing a seductive dance, it might turn into that.
And then, yeah, just straight up fell in love.
Gosh, yeah.
Man saw cartoon fox thigh and went unga bunga.
Big rock brain.
Neuron activated.
Makes sense.
Look, I get it.
I get it too.
Navi, what was something that Ozzy did
that you really liked this session?
Because I was super tired this time,
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it meant that Ozzy had to take a lot more initiative
in leading the session.
And I'm really just glad with how he went
and did a lot of this.
Even just me calling out the bird thing,
because I forgot that we actually had
that discussion in a previous session.
And instead of just going like, yeah, she's tired.
I'm going to let this go.
He's like, no, no, no, no, we're addressing this.
We're addressing this right now.
And that led us to the awesome him
(50:41):
triple wielding guns moment.
Yeah, even though we didn't follow up on that.
But I mean, Ozzy, if you would like to triple wield
guns at any other point, please do, because-
Oh, no, it'll happen.
That will be awesome when it happens.
I like how you said it like it's a promise.
No, no, it will happen.
Oh yeah, no, at that point I'm like,
would Ozzy do this?
No, I flipped earlier to make sure Ozzy
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wouldn't go the super chaotic route
so he's not going to do the guns blazing immediately.
Like if I take out the brain,
there'll be no telepathy.
True.
Which isn't wrong.
Yeah, save the triple wielding
for someone who probably deserves it.
I don't think the Juggernaut deserves it.
I mean, he might have.
We don't know what he did in that ring.
He beat the shit out of you two.
That he did- that killed us.
Yeah, but then you beat the shit
out of him tonight emotionally.
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I can do it again.
I do got to say also Ozzy,
you're not going to get an additional Hero Point for this,
but something that would be Hero Point worthy is
that amazing verbal save on the,
hey, your kid's smoking cigarettes.
That was very well put.
I'm sorry it didn't work,
but it was a good role playing moment.
It was.
It's very good.
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