Spidercouch Collective
It's faded and a little dusty. A faint odor of ash and stale rain rises to meet you as you sink into the well-worn crevasse. The edges of the cushions are frayed, but years of use have rendered them incapable of bestowing anything but unparalleled comfort. The crack of a fresh beer breaks your concentration. You shift in your seat and a forgotten Xbox controller clatters to the ground. Someone is sparking up a J. Your homie leans over so you'll hear him over the soundsystem. There's nowhere else in the world you'd rather be. You're sitting on...The Spidercouch. spidercouchcollective.substack.com
Episodes
Bernie and Dre watched the new Civil War movie so that you don't have to, and clown on slumlords, the Druids and Wizards of SLC, Caroline Gleich for US Senate, "Rose" by Sig Sauer, and the disturbing vibe heading into White Boy Summer 2024.
Music Cred
"...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies
"White Boy Summer" by Chet Hanx
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Bernie and Dre return from the future to skitz out about Bigfoot, UFO, self-immolation, fake elections, and Shooter Season '24 in the inaugural episode from the new Spidercouch Collective studio in The Avenues, SLC.
Show Notes
https://www.ksl.com/article/50875572/does-bigfoot-live-in-utah-you-be-the-judge
Music Cred
"...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies
"My Lady's On Fire" by Ty Segall
"Tall Man Ski...
Bernie and Dre host Special Guest Branch to talk sacred numbers, poopoo weed, schizo-solipsism, and how the legacy of our ancestors speaks through our bloodlines. Check out this one-of-a-kind Spidercouch interview with a bona fide druid to blow your mind right open just in time for the New Year.
Music Cred:
"...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies
"Kids (Original 2004 Recording)" by MGMT
Show Notes
Bernie and Dre vent their frustration about positive dog training, marketing scams, cheap customers, science bros, and the scourge of email jobbies who keeps us from skiing and looks down on us humble blue collar folk.
Music Cred
"...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies
"Detroit Basketball" by Bad Bad Hats
Show Notes
https://nypost.com/2023/11/28/lifestyle/theres-an-anti-aging-drug-for-dogs-now/
Bernie and Dre make their triumphant return after Dre's bout with COVID and Bernie's no good, very bad, terrible, awful, work schedule to talk SLC's mayoral wrapup, Kissinger resting in piss, Argentina's new chad president, the trannyfesto leak, and whether we should resist becoming NPCs or embrace it.
Music Cred
"...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies
"Psycho Star" by King Tuff
Show Notes
Bernie and Dre receive exclusive updates from their ex-girlfriends and Chet Haze and try to push a camel through the eye of a needle on Andrew Callahagn, COVID tyrant forgiveness, and the outbreak of war in Israel-Palestine.
Music Cred
"And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies
"Move On" by FIDLAR
Show Notes
Bernie and Dre discuss the new schizos, fake compassion, the Therapeutic State, Beautiful Princess Appreciation Week, crime and violence in leftist cities, How Trump Can Still Win, FBI's classification of MAGA Extremists, and our theories of why we ended up the way we did.
Music Cred
"And We Thought Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies
"Hanging on the Telephone" by Blondie
Show Notes
Bernie and Dre talk trying to date in your late 20s in 2023 amidst violent urban outdoorsmen, looters, Ukrainian Nazis, mRNA vaccines, and the post #MeToo politics of Russel Brand.
https://www.goodmorningamerica.com/news/video/15-arrested-allegedly-looting-philadelphia-103521901
Bernie and Dre are joined once again by special guest Saint to talk COVID updates, gay politicians, the destruction of Lahaina, Portland's robotic child castration machine, and spend some time thinking about the Roman Empire together as they review Bronze Age Pervert's provocative exhortation of Nietzschean philosophy, Bronze Age Mindset.
Music Cred
"...And We Thought Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies
"Also Sprach Zarat...
Bernie and Dre review a video of a gangstalker caught on assignment, Joe Biden nibbling a Finnish infant while deploying 3,000 reservists to Europe, transgender service members, R.F.K. Jr. and Bitcoin, and preview the new movie Plandemic III in their signature Beavis and Butthead couchie style.
Music Cred
"20180924" by Mac DeMarco
"Empire State of Mind" by Dream Baby
Show Notes
Bernie and Dre talk dehydrated co-workers, noise campaigners, The Mustan, white powders in the president's house, Jonah Hill's no-good-very-bad breakup, and Democrat presidential hopeful R.F.K. Jr.'s first Town Hall. Oh yeah and Bernie went skydiving!
Sorry about the gap in episodes guys - we have em recorded I just need to edit em and get em out. Stay tuned, I may be posting a few in short order here to get caught up - Dre
Music...
Bernie and Dre check in on Gangstalking Australia, lab-grown meat, synthetic humans, Bitcoin Audible's ADA lawsuit, try to figure out just WTF is going on with PMC Wagner's mutiny, and sign on to the fastest growing falcon-backed derivitive fund in the UAE.
Special thanks to the prodigious James Corbett of the Corbett Report and Rolo Slavisky (@SlavlandStalker on Twitter) for their in-depth breakdown of the situation in Russia.
M...
Bernie and Dre gossip about Shadow Wizard Money Gang, Gangstalking Australia's theory on the Nashville Shoe-ter, Cottonwood Canyon tolls, the dam breaking in Ukraine, UFO leaks, Brandon's fall, and the vibe shift of Pride Month 2023.
Music Cred
"...And We Thought Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies
"Gout" by JOEYY
"UFO" by Veps
Show Notes
Bernie and Dre calculate master numbers and update the pod on the ATF, War in Ukraine, seed-oils, Dr. Bronner's schizophrenic contraceptive soap, Bill Gates' genocidal population control agenda, and officially kick off Dirtbag Summer as the federal government faces down a debt default which could open the National Parks to free camping for all dirtbags everywhere.
Music Cred:
"...And We Thought Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by M...
Bernie and Dre skitz out over Gangstalking Australia, the ATF pistol brace rule, Russian victory in Bakhmut, U.S. debt default, the attempted usurpation of the presidency by an Indian Nazi, and dissect CIA propaganda from the spooks over at Robert Evans' "It Could Happen Here" podcast.
Music Cred
"...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies
"Meaning" by Ty Segall
Show Notes
Bernie and Dre break an ultra-important EMERGENCY HEALTH ALERT, discuss the NY subway chokeout, the new Durham Report updates, and respond to the first Presidential Town Hall of the 2024 Election.
Don't forget to check out Ken Sanders' (Episode 18) Sidewalk Sale tomorrow (May 20th) from 8:00 - 6:00 at 268 South 200 East.
Music Cred:
"And We Thought Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies
"Eyes" by Wine Lips
Show Notes:
Bernie and Dre attack the mods of r/saltlakecity, the absolute state of Portland OR, wooks, hunting for dogs and cats in TEOTWAWKI, assassination attempts on Putin, WA's new gun control, ATF going door to door over FRTs, and our thoughts on Shooter Season '23.
Music cred:
"...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies
"Locust Laced" by Sleigh Bells
Show Notes:
Bernie and Dre sit down with Special Guest Ken Sanders of Ken Sanders Rare Books to discuss his new location in The Leonardo, the changing face of downtown SLC, the history of the Joe Hill mural on the side of Ken's building, Utah/Deseret's past and Ken's plans for an interpretive exhibit on the subject!
Check out Ken Sanders Rare Books online at https://www.kensandersbooks.com/ and be sure to stop by Ken's gigantic sidewalk sale ...
Bernie and Dre host special guest Mya Dvrsty on what we would buy with $3,250, the Queer Sphere, Mercury in Retrograde, the Jack Teixeira Ukraine Discord leaks, the Bud Light Dylan Mulvaney controversy, female-impersonator laws in Tennessee, and talk about Mya's experience as a drag performer in one of the most conservative areas of the US.
Music cred:
"...And We Thought Nation States were a Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies
"At...
Bernie and Dre discuss ley lines, Hasbulla's pussy problems, encounters with the Little People, AutoGPT, Trump Indictment updates, 2016 Russian hackers, Douglass Mackey's conviction, domestic extremist terminology, Sgt. Daniel Perry, and revisit "SLC Punk" on the 24th anniversary of its release.
Music Cred:
"...and we thought Nation States Were a Bad Idea" - Mad Caddies
"I Don't Ever Wanna Love" - Black Honey
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