The Ashley Miami Exxxperience
Ashley Miami does standup comedy live for you!
Episodes
Andrew Taint, professional rapist? Eating soy turns you to a b*tch? Is semen white gold? Yup - I got 5 minutes of jokes about the MANOSPHERE.
Elon and Trump RAP BATTLE!!! And boy, it is pretty mid. Who do you think won?
Plus, I do some shiddy jokes about Dildo Turnip - er, Donald Trump, sorry - as he fails his way towards an administrative error Holocaust. (He's a fascist Nazi but incredibly dumb, is what I'm saying).
Prepare to question everything.
Why is Donald Trump so mean to the gays? Why does he try to rape so many women, despite knowing that the allegations will surface? Why does he jerk off 2 invisible dicks when he dances? Why does he talk so lovingly about Arnold Palmer's penis, or Bukele's beautiful face? WHERE IS MELANIA? WHO IS TRUMP SLEEPING WITH IN THE WHITE HOUSE?
I've finally figured it all out. Donald Trump is gay.
And since ...
What's the creepiest part of being a nurse? Tune in to find out, you maniacs. Also, find out what went down behind the scenes to make Beyonce do a country album! Disclaimer: these are jokes, silly! Ok, back to real life where President Trump is busy enriching himself and his oil baron buddies while the world continues to burn!
You good? Daycare be getting expensive these days.
Somebody call K-911!
Five minutes of comedy... I also do my impression of the Karen Read murder trial in 10 seconds.
Oh boy... let's hope these truth bombs don't get me cancelled!
Y'all ain't never heard a spoken word like this! Absurd comedy straight outta Ashley Miami's facehole.
Ashley Miami improvises a 4 minute comedy set. It gets weird!
Houthis? More like, Who-These People we be bombin'? Am I right?
Plus, Celiac is a Karen disease, dating younger women, and learning Spanish from Bad Bunny music.
Some avante garde stuff, Ashley havin a seizure on this one!
Ashley Miami does some new absurd jokes and bits. The crowd is LOVIN it! :)
This week, Jesus Christ is a Soundcloud rapper. I roast Christianity, the crowd, the Little Free Library lovin' libs, America, and of course, the king dildo himself, Donald Trump.
LEGALIZE SEX WORK! Why not? Because the government doesn't want you to take 3 naps a day and become a DJ. I also talk about becoming a nurse. And what's the deal with medical terms like "coffee ground emesis" and "maple syrup urine?" How about we stop ruining my breakfast beverage of choice?
What's up Bethesda? In this one, I talk about making over 2,000 songs, quitting weed, and sex addiction. Also, I do a quick rendition of Jolene and Hot in Herre.
Dating apps, suicide, herpes, "smishing", an orgasm, I have herpes, and airplane boarding ceremonies. Enjoy my 5-minute standup comedy set!
What's up fyucks? I'm coming no filter with this one. This beatbox freestyle is wacky, né, WACK. Then I get into the real shit: dating apps, parents being weird, vacationing in Afghanistan, and overwrought airplane boarding ceremonies. Also... I have herpes.
Welcome back, sluts! In ep 2, I play a clip from my latest song, and then I delve straight into the heavy stuff boi: the male gaze (is it a tad racist?) and what's it like being really, really tall. But like, do you really wanna know? What it's like being 6'5"?
Ashley riffs on polyamory, dating in your 30s, being a monster, and the time a monkey slapped him in the face in India. But first, an explicit mic check and a little equipment malfunction.
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