Pet Semetary

In celebration of the release of the remake, we break the barrier and dig our toes into the sour ground of the original Pet Semetary.

 

We laughed, we groaned, we kissed 2 hours goodbye. Bury your dead and hope they don’t come back so you can avoid this film!

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Deviant Casting Director

• Fred Gwynne was perfect as Jud

Deviant Script Doctor

• WENDIGO! SHOW ME, THE FUCKING WENDIGO!
• Apparently the visions that Louis and Ellie have are hints that they possess the Shining
• Is digging up a body in broad daylight the best idea?

It’s Just so Ridiculous!

• Gage was a DJ in the movie Tropic Thunder!?
• Do you think kids playing in horror movies fucks them up?
• How far WAS the Micmac burial ground?
• • It’s not the actual Pet Semetary that’s the evil part, it’s the Micmac burial grounds, and it looked like Jud and Louis had to travel FAR to get there.
• Stephen King Failure - The truck that kills Gage was NOT featured in another Stephen King movie: Maximum Overdrive.
• Mom: “He probably went out for a hamburger, or a chicken dinner dear. You know how men are when they’re alone!”

The Kim Coppola Award
Awarded to the Finest Worst Actor of the Film

• The Guch: Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed
• Devo: Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed
• • God awful acting
  • Pussy-fish-like handshake
• The Clintoris: Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed

Winner: Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed

Deviantly Repeatable Quotes

Jud: “Christ on his throne, no!”