The Woody Show July 12th 2024 Podcast

Fail Stories, The DUIQ, Narc Week, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

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Due to the graphic nature of thisprogram, Listener discretion is advise no Woody
Show. I believe he is.The Woody Show Insensitivity Training class is now

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in session. A good morning,everybody, Good morning. Well. Today
is July the twelfth, twenty twentyfour, and today, ladies and gentlemen,
if I'm looking at everything correctly,I do believe that I am right.
What it seemed like an impossibility atthe beginning of this week has result

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to us making it and surviving toa Friday morning. Yeah, yeah,
we did. First week back afterthe holiday break. Welcome, thank you
for being here. My name isWendy. That is Greg Gory. Good
morning, Good morning there, menace, Good morning Woodie. See masks.
Haven't Friday to you? Happy?Right? What? Sammy's here? Mony,

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we got bored, we got CarolineMorgan's here, Vaughn's here, and
you are v p our guest ofhonor. Welcome to Friday. Welcome to
the Woody Show. Well official,Now Friday morning, we got the failed
Stories or Dumbass contest will be.It will be the d U i Q
this morning. Chance to win somestuff there. Nark Week wraps up another

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Nark Week. It'll be all thebooks. Yeah, Shark Week on Discovery
it is Nark Week. Is itjust a one one week thing on on
Discovery? Yeah. I think itwas like Sunday to Sunday rough. Yeah.
I didn't know if they extending watchit. No, my wife likes
all that stuff. She watches allof it. Yeah. I was asking,
is it do they have like abig gimmick this year other than John

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Cena. I'm seeing they got thewhole line up here. They well,
menas, this one's bill for you, Okay, pounds shark what Yeah?
Yeah, That's what I was tellingyou about on the Discovery plus appic.
All the stuff that they were showingme that was available was like Jaws versus
whatever. Yeah, because in thepast, again we talked about it was

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like Michael Phelps race and then Ithink it was the Rock was going to
fight a shark or something like that. Here's big Shark Energy, Big Shark
three years Are they just talking aboutbite talking about fat sharks? Well,
they got like one Australian sharks,shark top mother sharker mother colin hammer time

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what what is that they have?Hammer sharks menace colon like their butt ye
jaws versus the meg Oh sweet,great White fight Club. Okay, a
right, serial killer, red Seaattacks. Oh, here's one, Cocaine
sharks, oh rent okay, anotherone that's alien sharks goes to Japan.

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Who discernible theme or anything? Justrandom stuff features, big, big titles.
Yeah, phones are open eight sevenseven forty four What Friday check in?
Send those over to us at twotwo nine eighty seven. Big news
in the world of like my wifeand I'm sure Sammy and other basic bitches

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everywhere. But Etsy is officially movingaway from focusing on handmade items. Okay.
They now have four different categories foritems for sale made by, designed
by, hand picked by, andsourced by. Yeah. So that's always
kind of been a thing though,where you can get a lot of vintage
stuff on there. So people whothrift and other things will resell it on

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Etsy. Cool. So it's notlike they just made a sweater or something.
They actually found it, bought itand then are reselling. They were
sounding like, you know, peoplewho are selling these uh you know,
graphic design t shirts. You knowthey're setting it off to go for print
or whatever. Those other third partysites are, you know, printed up.
They've always had that vinture stuff onyou, Like I bought something for

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somebody, like some super old NASAbag. Yeah, I've got pirates from
there. Well yeah, does aDo you have a particularly stupid purchase your
wife has made recently? You canthink of there? He no, like
did she gets like one hundred dollarssoap dispensers and she gets stuff from Etsy.
Uh for like, you know,the kid's birthdays, like whatever they're

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into. Yeah, because she couldfind like some specific theme stuff whatever it
might be to blow money. Ahomeowner in Chicago is able to stop and
attempted burglary by hitting the burglar witha frying pan. Oh, this is
great video. Yeah, it wasall caught in security video. It is
sweet. I watched it at leasta hundred times. Chris Dog is so

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inept. He's like stumbling all overit because he's like chases him down the
front porch and there's like a frontgated area. Yeah, you weren't counting
on that. Huh, what's upfalling over the stuff? Yeah? You
cracked by Fiod, a blind Bulgarianseer widely known for her quote powers of
pre What is this word recognition fromprecognition, yeah something, or it's yeah,

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see there's a baba vanga. She'sbeen dead for one hundred years or
something. Yeah. Bob Well claimsthat the end of the world will start
next year, but before she died, she apparently burdicted right Menace that the
apocalypse will begin in twenty twenty five, but humanity itself won't be wiped out
until fifty seventy nine. Okay,oh god, I'll be old then feel

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free to you know, still liveyour life. So we're not just going
to just party today because we're gonetomorrow. More bad news, greg an
invasive species and in X species posinga serious threat to America's wine supply.
All insects invasive. GREG also apparentlyeggs from an oversize spotted lantern fly were

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found in a shipment of California wine, and experts fear the even more bug
eggs have entered California undetected and willsoon mature into buzzing adults, with the
potential to affect the entire wine grapeindustry. A big deal. I know
you don't think so, but that'sa big deal. By by our French
wine only I know nothing but imports. Yeah, weak, Like how much

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would that really screw things up?Like would it be for like one season?
Because they can treat I mean,I thought these lantern flies have been
a problem. Were they mostly anEast Coast thing? Yeah, exactly,
They've been a problem there for awhile. But go to California then devastate
an entire industry. Isn't this ourlike monthly story of XYZ is going to
crush the wine thing or the tequilasupply ordering? Speaking of shortages, remember

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during COVID we laughed so hard therewas a grape nuts shortage. Oh right,
yeah, grape nuts. Yeah,like the cereal grape nuts, which
is like gravel, the little browngravels. I don't know the last time
anybody ever bought it, but itseemed like everybody had their turn for the
shortage, so they toilet paper.You better bite up. Now there's gonna
be an egg shortage. There's apork shortage, right, I never ran

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out of any of it somehow.Speaking of food, Singapore, their food
industry has approved the import of insectsand insect products for both human and animal
feed. So they've approved sixteen insectsas food greg why bother? So the
improved insects includes honeybees, silkworms andmoths, meal worms, grasshoppers, locusts,

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and crickets. Al right, God, they're also allowing things like insect
oil, uncooked pasta in you know, with the insect parts and stuff in
there, salted brine, smoke,dried bee larva. Gus, give me
some Larva'd rather starved to death,you know, greg. In some countries
it's a delicacy. The FD itdelicious, that's always that's always my favorite.

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Whether you know you take something gross, they go, well, it's
a delicacy. Snails like why cargo, you can give it a fancy name
you want. You're eating snails.It's delicate. Yeah, it's disgusting.
It's gross. People are asked whythey don't venture out into nature as much
as they'd like, and the numberone answer was bugs. Bugs, they're
disgusting. Number two on the listrunning in the wildlife. Although there are

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plenty of people who they see somethinglike a bear and they let me get
closer, I mean, selfie withit, let me pet it, people
are more concerned about mosquitoes than bears. Bears get no respect. I know.
Mosquitoes kill thousands of people every year, millions of people every year.
Yeah, that is like the numberone killer on account of malaria and such
malayers. The rest of the topfive worries about getting lost, not being

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near a bathroom, and running outof food or water. Yeah, if
I'm in the woods, that Ihave to peet whatever do No, it's
a number two. And you beara shower too, showers number one concern.
Have you ever had to go camping? Menace where you had to poop,
like like dig a hole poop andthen cover it up. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, isn't that theworld? He's a camp a lot when

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I was a kid, and Ienjoyed it a lot. Looking back though,
like we camped a lot as afamily, and now looking back,
I wonder why, what did wereally do? Well? My family's big
into fishing, so we did alot of because we weren't for a couple
of hours. You set up thecamp by preferably some sort of body of

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water, like a creek or ariver, and then you go to the
river, and then you look atthe river, and then you might maybe
go in the river, and thenyou sit around and then it comes time
to wash your hands or wash apot or wash the cup. It's impossible,
Like, oh, just use therocks, the river rocks and rub
your hands with them. I'm likeokay. And then after a while you're
like, why are we here.I'll break down the whole day for you.

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We wake up, we would makebreakfast at the camp site, probably
I don't know seven, well,probably a little bit later, ate something,
and then we make breakfast, andthen we would go out to the
river. We go out to ona boat to the lake or whatever.
It would go fishing for a numberof hours. Let's not forget they won't
come back clean the fish. Thenwe would cook the fish for dinner,

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and then we would we would makeschmores, schmores. Let's not forget that
making things is a pain in thed hole. Everything's dirty and it doesn't
get properly clean. If it's thator the W Hotel. I'm taking the
W Hotel all day, don't getme wrong, right, but you never
have to You could do it.I mean you could do it the right
way. You could bring out gasstoves and yeah, yeah, bring a

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recliner and well, like something that'seasy portable, you know, the recliner's
not so portable. But like aportable gas stove, you could make things
a little bit easier. But lookingyourself, but again, you're right,
why keep your questions? Yeah,if you're doing an activity like Mena said,
then it makes sense. But ifyou're not doing any Oh, yeah,
we didn't have a boat. Imean we didn't have or something.

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Is before I ended up getting theseschools and the intervention thing that I went
to the camp place. I rememberbeing like in cub Scouts and stuff,
and a couple other times going campingand enjoying it. But I was completely
ruined by the school and hell campexperience. Yeah, never again. I
mean when you're when you were akid. When you're a kid, I

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guess. And then yeah, youdon't know about other things, you know,
and he could use a pocket knife. Yeah that was cool. But
as an adult, I guess withoutthinking about dirt and stuff when you're a
kid, so you don't care.You could entertain yourself just by throwing.
As an adult, you know aboutit. There's better things, right and
now as an adult looking back,rather what did we do? Why did

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we do that? Right? Andsetting up the ten was a pain in
the ass. All right, Well, we're gonna take a quick break.
We'll come back. There's some moreFriday Woody Show for you next if we
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check in a text over to twoto two nine eight seven The Woody Show.
What's up everybody? I hope you'reenjoying The Woody Show podcast. Just

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heads up myself. Menace and Bortare gonna be in North Hollywood this Tuesday,
July sixteenth from eleven am to onepm at the brand new Raising Canes.
On Linkershim. We're gonna have abunch of giveaways like them park tickets,
concert tickets, Woody Show merch andmore. So once again, hang
out with us this Tuesday, Julysixteenth from eleven am to one pm in

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North Hollywood at the brand new RaisingCanes. But in the meantime, keep
on enjoying The Woody Show podcast.He's our missile now show and we are
into another new hour in sensitivity trainingfor a politically correct world on a Friday

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morning. Yeah, trying to getthrough the morning in the weekend as quickly
as we can. Thank you,for being here and helping us do that.
July the twelfth, only twenty four. That's great, gory. We've
got menace. What is up?We've got sea bass? Good morning,
sea bass? What is that thepower? There? You go right,

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I'm warming up for the Friday failabout the power? Nice? You could
have stuck Woody step Teck front toback in this thing called rap Nothing who
hippy the base, turn up thetrouble? What? He is a big
fan of Rape fourteen rhyme so promptbecause and he remembers all the lyrics,
even though you see your name lyricsBrady Wit of the game. I'm the

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lyrical Jesse James, come on nothing. He coming behind the scenes guy like
he's like you could okay, MILLIVanilly out there right, I just enjoyed
it all. Give it a yeah. I don't care, okay necessarily other
than right now, I don't danceto it. Yeah. He's never a
club guy, but now I seeyour point. Yeah, behind the scene,

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you could have been the boy.He's too Caucasian to pull off,
right, Yeah, yeah, buthe could have been one of the twenty
people on stage going. I couldhave been a fly girl on that in
living color. Yeah, yeah,we got the d u IQ coming up
this hour to be a chance towing some stuff. We got, of
course, the Friday fail stories again. Anything we can do to get through
this morning and the weekend, we'redoing it. And it's one of our

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favorites. Time for the Friday fails. All right, lend you gentlemen,

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boys and girls, it is timefor your Friday fail story. All these
people thought you had the perfect plan, the plan that could never go wrong.
But then somewhere along the line itwent from being a great idea the
one big stink in mega uber ultraterrible. I mean you know that.

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Yeah, wonderful. Not the greatestwe've ever done, but not the worst
we've ever done, I would say, a little wavy. Yeah. All
right, So it turns out therewas another I just just came across the
Woody Show news desk. There wasanother fourth of July fail. Oh really,
just when we thought we were done. The guy Alan Ray McGroom,
the guy who put the firework onhis head, you know, ended up
dying. But how about this sixtysix year old dude on Long Island who

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lost an entire hand, Oh mygod? And then several fingers on the
other hand, after messing with somefireworks. Not many details about how it
went down, but the explosion tookthe entire left hand and three fingers from
his right hand. Oh my god, a sail and I don't know if
you've seen some of the X raysthat pop up around the fourth of July
of people getting in the rays oftheir firework blown up hand? Is that

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why they're showing up in my feetconstantly, mangled bones and X rays.
Yep, that's what it is,is people who have blown themselves up fireworks.
It looks like you went through agrinder. Yeah, it does.
Have you ever had a firework mishap? No? No, Because I lit
a firecracker. I mean that's likethe most mundane thing in the world.
But I was a kid and Ilit a firecracker and I wanted to throw

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it after lighting it. And whatyou're supposed to do is throw it like
a frisbee, you know, likelight it and then just toss it right
away. Instead, I threw itlike a baseball. Did you know,
did you work from the stretch likea picture does, like stop check the
runner? I know, I takea lot of time. I lit the
field going to a high leg kick, looked at it and then put my
hand behind and then it blew upright next to my ear. I burned

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my hand and that's why your death. My right ear was ringing for about
a week. That's why your death. Brag it, get it. I
didn't lose a finger, though,that's a veil. It was a mega
fail. Here's one from China,garbage country, where a space startup called
Space Pioneer has been testing their newrocket and getting it ready for a debut

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launch, which is scheduled for lateron this year. They were testing the
rocket and the plan was to dowhat they call a static fire test,
where the rocket is clamped to thelaunch pad the engines are ignited. But
during the test, the booster brokefree and the rocket actually blasted off.
The company said one of the clampswasn't tight enough anyway, the rocket ended

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up crashing into a mountain, whichhad been pretty cool. Of course,
that was all caught on video,which I have not seen the video I
got to see it. Yeah,pretty cool, fun, love to watch
that. Another piece of garbage fromChina, though, you know what I'm
saying, Where they get that rocketoff, team moves. Here's an MMA
fighter. Had to talk to Morganabout this one because she loves all that

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MMA stuff. Juice, Wow,Sorry, I was whipping my mic around.
Ye, I'm good, I gotwhip. So. Lucas bukav Oz
is his name. He lost afight recently, and then right after the
fight, he immediately brought his girlfriendinto the ring. He got down on
one knee, proposed to her,and that's when he suffered his second loss

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of the night. You guys,because right there in front of about twenty
thousand screaming fans, he crashes.He burns. She says, no,
no, so embarrassing. Do youthink that's awkward? No, I don't
think you think that was I don'tthink so. But then who does that
after losing? That's the weird part. Maybe win. Maybe he was trying

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to, like, all right,so it's like a burn build burn kind
of thing. All right, Ohyeah, yeah build? Sorry, how
awkward it was bad? She shouldhave said, do they old? I'll
say yes. And then when you'realone, yeah, the sec the arena,
never mind. In other relationship news, a chick in her date they
were having some sexy time fun,ended up in the hospital. Ask me.

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Why Why? Because the anal pluggot stuck inside of her. Hospital
staff tried to fish it out ofthere with their hands, but it wasn't
working. Just too slippery, toodeep. I'm sure she tried that already,
so she had to have it surgicallyremoved. And she may have died
of embarrassment, but she did survivethe procedure. She lives to hard up
another day. You guys, Butyou would have just lived with you for

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the rest of your life or justdied, you know how. Some people
go here, feel this right here? You know what that is? Yeah,
it's a bullet still launched in there. Yeah, this is a butt
plug. Check it out. Yeah. A tourist visiting South Africa learned the
hard way that you should follow therules. He was on a vehicle tour
of a national park, decided itwould be a great idea to get out
of the car so you can geta better view of herd of elephants that
is. But despite the warnings fromthe passengers and the guides, the stummy

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he gets out of the truck getscloser, and that's when one of the
elephants got pissed, charged at theguy and he ended up getting trampled by
the entire herd of elephants. Ohyeah, sale, I'm ask like,
when will people learn the rest ofthe people on the tour got their money's
worth? Yeah? Yeah, thisis something to see. How about this

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one? It's about some employees ofthis car dealership in Connecticut who they took
this owner's very rare twenty eighteen ChevyCamaro out for a joy ride. I'm
not sure what's so rare about atwenty eighteen Camaro. Okay, but it's
a rare one. Apparently it wasjust like praised at ninety seven thousand dollars
up. Well, they totaled it. It only had nine hundred and eighty

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nine miles on it. It wasat the dealership for some kind of service,
but the guy the owner gave explicitinstructions that the car was not to
leave the lot. Why didn't matcha chance? Didn't matter the service advisor
or the other employee who took thecar out. They floored it, lost
control, crashed into a guard rail. The car a complete loss. Now

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the guy who was driving he gota ticket for the crash. But the
dealership's in big legal trouble because theowner filed a lawsuit. Pretty safe to
say, though it litillle result insome big settlement. I mean he's a
ninety seven thousand dollars car. Yeah, I mean, how do you replace
that if it's something rare? Yeah, you don't. Yeah, so that
was great. You don't mess withanybody else's car. Here's it's like,
yeah, what's the It's like aFerris Bueller situation. I love. There

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was a video that I saw twoyears ago where a lady was just out
about town and then she saw hercar people like taking it out to the
rush and stuff like that. Well, this is my this is my favorite
story of the week. And speakingof seeing things, you're like, oh
wait, isn't that my car?Twenty three year old girl named Grace she
had this idea. She called insick to work so she could catch a

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flight and go on a little quicktrip out of town. The kids call
it quiet vacationing. It might haveheard that term. So she texts her
manager and said that she had adoctor's appointment wasn't able to come in,
which was all good until she gotto the airport and while she was waiting
in line to board the flight,guess who was on the same flight.
Oh no, her boss. Theboss saw her and said, oh,

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so this is the hospital for gettingYeah, she sailed and she kind of
said, I'm flying to see mydoctor. Yeah. He's a specialist.
Yeah, got it. And heonly lives in this one place, the
Greg Gory excuse generator. He livesin Cancun. Friday fail stories. Everybody
solid around this week, that's prettysure. Nurse is a bitch. Wood

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He's a bitch. Greig's a bitsee he's a bitcheon And therefore, until
further notice, they are all banned. I hate the way that you walk,
the way that you took, Ihate the way did you dress.
I hate the way did you sneakthis? If I catch flight, it's
gonna beat the race The Woodie Show. All right, welcome back and time
for our dumb ass contest. Today'sdumb ass contest is the DUQ Yeah Yeah

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Dogs. Greg is super hard NowI love this game, all right,
d u IQ eight seven seven fortyfour. What if you want to be
our contestant? Sea Bass explain thegames to everybody, please. I bye
someone very drunk on the streets andask them some very easy trivia questions.
So that's the game is are theyso drunk that these otherwise easy trivia questions
will be impossible for them? Andif you can guess whether they know two

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times out of three, you week. All right, let's go and grab
a contest in here and say helloto Dan. Hey, good morning Dan,
Dan, good morning, good morning, good morning. All right,
so Dan d uy q. Againyou just have to guess whether or not
the drunk gets the right two timesout of three. But we are going
to ask the questions of Sammy andMenace, who are stone cold sober.

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And before we get to the questionsthat matter Sea Bass, let's get to
know a little bit about this drunkfirst. We can get a good better
idea of just how with it ornot with it they are. This is
something that's gonna make Greg even harder. Oh yeah, Miriam, and she's
gonna tell us about beer and boobs. Broa beer in boobs, two of
Greg's favorite thing. All right,here we go. How many drinks have
you had tonight? What you sayI had about five drinks? Big drinks

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I think is like the big drinks. A drink is some more So,
Miriam, are you fixing your boobs? Yeah? I'm trying to pick the
boobs because I'm six, and youknow it. Why am I in this
predicament? Because you're having fun?Any being a fun lady? Okay?
What what hell? What'd you say? What was she adjusting or something?

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Right? Because you know you getout there, you're running around sweat your
nuts. Yeah, it's just likethat. All right, So Dan,
question number one d U I Q. The three branches of the US government
are judicial, executive, and whatAll right? Okay, now Greg,

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and let's bring in Morgan. Morgan, you can uh, you can guess
on these whether or not Sammy Menaceand are drunk will get this right.
We're pretty confident. I'm gonna sayno on Miriam for sure. I'll say
no for Sammy, No for mento sweep it. Yeah, I got
saying sweep I'm gonna say no forMiriam. Yeah, no for Menace.

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Okay, why am I? Whydo I have faith I'm gonna say yes
for Sammy. That's dumb. It'skind of she went to her paper quickly,
so that's usually kind of why Idid that scientifically. All right,
Morgan, what do you think Ithink Miriam's not getting it? And honestly,
I think Menace and Sammy might,so I'm going double yes in the

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room. Wow, I mean she'scrazy. Yeah, that sounds pretty nuts.
Sorry, Menace and Sammy. Doyou think that Miriam will get this
one? No? All right?Uh? Dan, our votes are in
what do you think? Yes orno? I gotta go with no on
that. No. I would havegotten triple yes. But those five drinks
they're pretty powerful. Yeah, justfor fun? Do you think that Sammy
or Menace will know this? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I mean who's

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who's going to miss that? Yeah? We have new listeners every day.
Yeah, welcome there, welcome allright. Question number one d u i
Q. The three branches of theUS government are judicial, executive, and
what menace? Secretorial? Secretorial,secretarial, legislative? All right, you

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got it. How did you knowthat? Sammy? You're not in fourth
grade anymore? I think in highschool? Is that fourth grade? But
I'm saying, how do you evenknow that? Because you're not in school
anymore? That's that's usually what we'redoing. I wasn't. Yeah, all
right, well let's find out doesMiriam know it? Secretorial? It's the
d U i Q Question number one. The three branches of the US government

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are judicial, executive, and whatthe mother president in the United States?
Who's your favorite president? Ever?I don't like them all because I'm Mexican.
All right, all right, allright, well thanks for coming to
arc. I don't even know whather answer was, but what does that
matter? President, I'll be executive. All right. Let's see question number

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two for the d y Q.Congratulations, Dan, you're already on the
board. You got one point.You're in great shape going into this question.
Give me the title of any DoctorSeuss book. All right? Uh?
Yes, for both Sammy and Menace. Too easy, Yeah, and
put me down again. No on, Miriam, what do you think?
Greg? You know, every oncein a while, I like to get

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insane on a Friday, So I'mgonna sleep it for No. I'm gonna
go triple yes, triple yes.This has got to be the easiest question
we've ever had. That's a boldmove. I know, I'm feeling bold.
Okay, Morgan, Miriam's definitely notgetting it. And Menace, you
just burned me. But I gotfaith in you think Sammy and Menace will
get this one. Yeah, Imean, what do you think you don't

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you already know the answer for Miriam, But look at these two. What's
your guests on these two? Yeah? When I asked these questions, I
kind of hope there was just aneasy stumble. But they're not. They're
not even that stupid. Yeah,I mean this one seems really easy.
There's so many answers. All right, Question number two, I'm sorry,
let's go to Dan first. Dan, what's your guess on Miriam? I'm

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gonna have to keep it interesting andjust go trip this. Yes, all
right, all right with you?All right? Question number two? Do
U y Q give me the titleof any Doctor Seuss book? Menace,
Green Eggs and Ham, Green eggsand Ham. That's correct, Sammy Hop
on pop Hop on pop You know, I really liked that one. The

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hat of the racist ones cat inthe hat, wasn't it? Didn't they
try to talk racism somehow? Uh? If I ran the zoo, Scrambled
Eggs, Super mcgeleiot's Pool, Ohyeah, that was one. If I
ran the zoo, I've heard ofwhat's wrong with if you're in the zoo?

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Oh the places you'll go? That'sstill turtle that's still around? Is
that the racist one? At there'sa lot of Christmas. If I ran
the pool, there were some likethere were some caricatures that weren't very sensitive.
Yeah, scrambled eggs, super Whatthe hell is that? I don't
know. I've never heard you neverhop on? What's it about, Sammy?

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We'll hop on pop right there inthe title. Okay, now I
know what it's about. It's aboutbeing on drugs. All right? Well,
question number two d y Q.Dan said, yes that Miriam will
get this right now. If thatis somehow true, he will be the
winner of this round. Give methe title of any Doctor Seuss blog.

(29:51):
Doctor Zeus is green, past andgreen. He's the green pancakes. What
the hell green pancakes with the hat. That's tough love there, my friend
pancakes. Sorry Dan, the hat? All right, Dan, you're still

(30:12):
in okay shape? You still thisis a make or break. You got
to get this one in order towin the d y Q. It is
question number three. Name the famousdocument President Lincoln signed to free the American
slaves whom Greg, I'll let yougo first on this one. No to
Miriam, So I think Dan,we'll win. Uh, you know what,

(30:37):
triple No, triple No, that'scrazy. They're both staring at their
paper as I look across the studio. That's because they're actually writing the entire
you think, their entire speech.Yeah, okay, they're embellishing their answer,
which was a great part of thislast season. Can we repeat the
question? Oh my god? Allright? So no for Sammy? All

(31:02):
right? Name the famous document PresidentLincoln signed to free the American slaves?
President? All right? All right? Can I shout out Lincoln? By
the way, Yeah, he doesn'tget enough respect. Shout out to Lincoln.
All right. Uh, so I'llsay no for Miriam, No for

(31:22):
Sammy. Uh he's a man ofthe streets. Yes for menace Chris.
When you're on the streets, it'swhat you're chatting about. Yeah, I
was talking about. Well you gota shout Lincoln all the time. All
right, uh hmm, yeah,I'll stick with that. Okay, what

(31:45):
do you think, Morgan? Tripleno, Dan, this would be for
the win, my friend, Yesor no. No. My proclamation is
that Miriam will not get it correct, will not get it correct. All
right, let's find find out questionnumber three. D U i Q named
the famous document President Lincoln signed tofree the American slaves. Samantha emancipation proclamation

(32:10):
count doesn't count, does not countbecause we saw you, Dan, you
gave it away. We saw it, didn't say it, yes, problem,
and you gave it. I didnot. He gave it the emancipation.
I just said, I just gaveit that before that. Here's what

(32:34):
she said. She heard Sammy's actuallycouldn't think of it because I know,
because you're stupid. Sammy's official officialanswer was the freedom. And when Dan
said proclamation, you dove yeah,onto your because it was in there exactly
exactly. Thing doesn't count, whatMorgan because she heard the answer, that's

(32:54):
why she gave it. He gaveit a clue. Let's not pretend,
man, that's what did you putdown? Initially, because I was blanking
out, I wrote down independence,but yeah, it's it's emaciation. Yeah,
independence. I just wrote it downto kill time so I can remember

(33:15):
it. Independence. Yeah, initially, but we said it before that.
We could change our answer right bythe answer, no answer, you can
change it. When you wrote downsconlya clue, I don't think it was
the answer. It was sing aclue. It was definitely it was happy.
Yeah, I hint on what itwas. San. I appreciate you.

(33:37):
Yeah, for both of us.What doesn't matter if Sammy got a
write or not. He needs toget the correct answer with Miriam, which
you said that she would not getit correct. No, she is not
going to get that. I meanshe's no Sammy, you know. Yeah?
All right? Question number three,do u i Q name the famous

(33:58):
document President Lincoln signed to free theAmerican slaves? Lincoln? Yeah, he
signed what document? Though? No, free the slaves and everybody? They
worn out boot? All right,there you go get it girl. Congratulations
Dan the winner here on the du i Q. Can you deserve it

(34:22):
now? It's just super obvious youdidn't know it's Sammy. What document did
Abraham Lincoln sign to free the slaves? Independence? Yes? I mean that's
not terrible. Guess I know itwouldn't it be the Independence Act Proclamation or
the Act Declaration of like whatever,h preparations. You're right? All right?
Well, Dan, congratulations man winneron the d uy Q and hang

(34:47):
on second, we'll get all yourinformation. Appreciate you listen, will you
show have yourself a great weekend?Okay, appreciate you having the show.
Thanks you your weekend. Thank You'sso nice I'm glad he won. All
right, that's how you do that. The Woody Show whizz back, all
right, Moving right along this morning. A couple of quick headlines. Here,

(35:10):
White Sox pitcher. His name isMichael Kopek. He made some baseball
history this week. He threw animmaculate inning. I never heard the term
immaculate inning before. Just three pitches, nine pitches, nine strikes, three
outs. And the last time thishappened was in nineteen twenty three. And

(35:31):
the name of the picture was notkidding. Sloppy Thurston's Sloppy say Sloppy Uber
has apologized to a blind passenger whowas dropped off at the wrong location and
abandoned. The woman. Her nameis Camille Richardson. She's talking about the
incident, and yeah, she canimagine not really happy, you know,

(35:54):
like, yeah, see yourself home. Well, I say this is not
the right place, and he says, well, I have somebody I got
to pick up at the airport,and he takes off and runs away.
Those are airport rides. They makea lot of money off of them.

(36:15):
Yeah, I know, but youcan't just like dump somebody off because you
got to know that you're getting sofired. There could be maybe some kind
of lawsuit because you could be like, oh, what'd you say? I
can't hear you? Yeah, yeah, he's deaf. And how did she
know she was at the wrong place? We'll probably asked around. That's a
good question. Where am I?Where are you supposed to be? President

(36:37):
Obama apparently knew about George Clooney's oped about how President Biden he thinks that
President Biden should drop out of therace, and didn't stop it, So
he knew about it, didn't stop. And meanwhile, Donald Trump will be
introduced at next week's Republican National Conventionby UFC CEO Dana White. All Right,
I just say that tracks. Yeah, that was the most That was

(36:59):
my favorite picture fromast year was aUFC fight. It's Dale White sitting next
to Trump, sitting next to KidRock sitting next to Mike Tyson, and
actress Shelley Duvall, who all peopleremember her as Olive Oil in the Popeye
movie that Robin Williams was pop by. Everybody knows. That's the best role
she had. Yeah, well,the shining really. She was seventy five.

(37:22):
Her partners shared the news that shepassed away peacefully at her home in
Texas. She died from complications dueto diabetes. Yeah, diabetes fat huh.
It don't have to be fat tohave diabetes in her later years.
Heavy my mother, I mean shedid. My mother in law's got like
a diabetes thing, and she's like, we call her anti frail, right,

(37:45):
Yeah, there's not an ounce offat on that woman. Yeah.
So although like, at least inthe future, my wife won't be fat.
They say, look at the motherin law to see what your future
looks like. Yeah, very thingbony. Yeah, it's like when a
snake heats a rat. You cansee, you know, she'll be small
and quiet. Yeah, that's likewhat we're doing. See that bulge,

(38:07):
like this snake with the rat,shake it out. Yeah. How much
do you think yourself? That's right, like when you put a hand in
a glove, you know, mightbreak her head? Oh well yeah,
how much do you think anti frailactually weighs uh, probably ninety pounds.
Yeah, maybe that's how that's Maybesmall Little people live forever. Speaking of

(38:30):
living forever, Happy birthday to awoman in Alabama. Her name is Helen
Denmark. She's celebrated her one hundredand eighth birthday rap. So, of
course the local news they talked toher, and they asked her what her
secret was. Here's rach I'll behere when I'm a hundred and Kin says

(38:50):
she stays young by drinking wine,eating dessert, and flirting with men with
mustaches. Oh, oh my god, that's my secret too. She loves
a good mustache ride. We're giveme one hundred keeps for young d Morewoody
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(39:39):
politically correct world. And it isJuly the twelfth, twenty twenty four.
It is Friday morning. Ye gettingthrough the morning and into the weekend thank
you for being here giving us someof your time this morning. I'm whatdy,
that's Greg Gory. Hi, goodmorning to you. Minues, Good
morning, Woody. Seamasses here they'reSammy phones are open. Eighty seven seven

(40:00):
forty four. Woody. That's eightseven seven forty four. Wody. You
can hit us up with the textover to to nine eight seven. We
were asking sea bats about fears,but does he have any fears? And
he said open water, right,it's uncomfortable, but I don't like I'll
still swim in the ocean, butI don't like the fact that you could

(40:20):
just look out into nothing. They'resaying, you can't tell what's coming.
So does like a cruise bug.Yeah, no, not at all,
like you because you're looking at youjust you know when you're actually getting because
you're in the water. It isnot out right because you're like literally,
yeah, anything can come at you, right, which my fear was confirmed
when a dolphin attacked me. It'sweird because when you're younger, you don't

(40:40):
even think about that kind of stuff. You start you know, you're in
lakes, you're in rivers, andyou're in the ocean. Never thought about
like something coming and attacking me right. And then just recently, I don't
know if you saw that video ofBert Chreischer's wife Leanne. She was swimming
in a lake at some like stopthat they're were doing on the side of
the road. She just jumped inthe lake and started swimming. And I

(41:04):
go, as an adult, Iwould never do that because you can't see
the bottom here. Yeah. Idon't like about lakes. I don't like
the way they feel on your feet, all right, like slimy. Yeah,
I don't mind. I don't.I don't mind the lake swim like.
I wouldn't do it in Florida,for example. But I've done plenty
of lake swimming and stuff like thatin my day. I just I don't
like the way the autumn. Uh. But I was thinking as a kid,

(41:28):
I would have totally did that.Yeah, I would do it up
up you know, north of wherealligators are for sure, you know the
Great Lakes. Yeah, yeah,I feel safer in a lake than the
ocean. Doe. This this womanin Japan Daily Mention of Japan was swept
out to sea. She was swimmingat a beach. She was rescued thirty
seven hours later, carried away bya current and some winds, so she

(41:50):
couldn't get back to the shore.She drifted over fifty miles into the ocean
in that time, and so herecomes a cargo ship at Caesar. The
crew members jumped in to rescue her, probably hoping for some hero puss.
But you're on a cargo ship inyour way out there. Like if it
was some dude, they'd be like, hey, man, I don't know
if the rope is long enough onthis life vest or whatever. There's a

(42:14):
life ring here on me. Yeah, that's what they're thinking. Yeah,
but they're like, oh, chick, And they're all thinking about it's a
bunch of dudes on a cargo ship. They're all pent up practical, right,
it would be dude. I've I'veheard so many stories about like just
how miserable that is. I couldnever google the photos. Well, one
of the things, one of thethings I read was recently because he had

(42:35):
that ship that was stuck in Baltimoreafter the bridge collapse, and those guys
were all on the boat. Sonot only was it bad enough, these
guys are just riding around on thiscargo ship all the time. Now they're
not even gone anywhere right, andthey're still on it. Yeah, we
do all day. Just Joe playcards, dude. Yeah, you know
what I mean. Compare scars.Ye, exactly. She was slightly dehydrated,
but she was in she was ingood health. She didn't try to

(42:59):
swim again because that's when he gavetrouble. Well, you're supposed to swim
parallel to the shore, like ifyou get caught in like a rip current.
You swim parallel, you stop gettingsucked out, not straight yet you
got to get out of that.So you just don't start swimming straight back
in. Could you gas yourself outand that's when you drown. Yeah,
but as you start moving parallel leftto right, like with the coastline,

(43:20):
not just okay, So she didhave a swimmering. That's how that's how
she lasted so long. Oh yeah, that's why I said she was.
She was out there on this float. Did I mention she was on a
pool float? I thought you did. Yeah, But and then the swimming
also made it harder for her toYeah. I don't think I actually mentioned
it because it was just in theheadline. Yeah, it said women saved

(43:44):
that they're floating fifty miles off coaston a pool float. Pool float.
I just got it right into thearticle, so I guess I might have
missed the pool float part. Yes, that's a very important element. Yeah,
I've tried that before. You layon your back, Like, how
long could I do this for?Yeah? Pretty much all day? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, thirty seven hours. We've got Nark Week. It's

(44:04):
the final day for carton Ark Week. Here on the Woody Show. Coming
up in just a couple of seconds, there is this guy, his name
is Ross Edgeley, and he's gota new docu series coming up involving sharks,
and he got an idea that hewanted to try. He wanted to
spend a day eating like a tigershark. So he started out with eighteen
hours in a heat chamber, workingout, trying to lose as much as

(44:27):
possible, and then he went onthis crazy binch. He wound up eating
forty one one hundred and three caloriesand he gained twenty two pounds in twenty
four hours. What what a humanpossible? He ate four bags of like
you know, gummy bear stuff,a pizza, fish and chips, a

(44:50):
burger and fries, two full Englishbreakfasts, four tubs of ben and Jerry's
ice cream, two cinnamon loaves,two slabs worth of cheesecake, almost two
gallons of custard, and four Marsbars. So how is that? Like
a tiger shark will Apparently they gofor a long time without eating, and
then I thought I thought he wasgoing to be eating like barracudas and right,

(45:14):
yeah, first, yeah, itsounds like it's kind of stretch that
he's eating like a tiger shark.Sharks? So good? Is that?
All fequal matter? Though? That'snot fat in twenty four hours, right,
that's all coca? Well yeah,just all the it's all the food.
Yeah, it legit jack too,and you know all the uh liquids

(45:38):
and everything else. I didn't saythat he couldn't coca. No, I'm
just saying time, what is thetwenty two pounds it is? It's eventually
just coca? Right, No,I know. But what I'm what I'm
saying is when he weighed himself,like I'm sure he was going throughout the
process, because you can't just holdall that. Well, this happens when

(45:58):
like fighters cut weights, they'll godown, down, down, And then
gained twenty five pounds in a day, right, same idea. Yeah,
so he's not like Cameling the Kaka, and that would all weigh that much.
I would choice if you get amixture of all that crap custard,
English breakfast fish and chips. I'mpuking for sure. There's no puking out
your butthole is what you're doing.Oh no, I'm puking puking, there's

(46:20):
no way that too. And tosay this guy is jacked is an understatement.
He looks like a like a gymnast, almost short and unnatural. Yeah
huh, Like he's so jacked thathis skin is kind of like wrinkled veins
on his ass, Like no,yeah, this is too much. What's
interesting is that I don't know alot like when you say, uh,

(46:42):
one of these pictures comes up withthese guys who are like bodybuilder guys,
and most women who sit there andgo like eugh, well, like they
don't find that appealing. Like thebig jack dudes like the powerlifter. They're
always married to some like Hainous Beast. Yeah, they're never married supermodels,
Sammy, do you like the bigjacked up like muscle guys. No,
not too jacked too much. Andto me, like is one thing I'm
talking about the guys like it's butnot Jack. It's weird. You see

(47:05):
one of these bodybuilding champions can't leftlike their arms, can't touch their hips
and poses. It's almost disgusting andit's odd. Like Seba said, they're
never with somebody that's in shape.No, it's always with the bounty hunter's
wife. Okay, Greg, havethe choice. You can either look like
one of these guys, right,or you can look like me. I
don't just be honest, can behonest? You know I'm gonna be honest.

(47:30):
I got to give it a yeahfor me, you have a choice
away the pros and cons. Thatjust seems uncomfortable to be that large.
It seems like you just can't considerall the things. Yeah, you're on
both. If you're taking long togive an honest I'm leaning bodybuilder. Yeah

(47:52):
right, Well I'm giving a thought. Let him give me contemplation. My
feelings won't be hurt if I hadto pay your body or with their body.
Because I was thinking I would takethe bodybuilder rather than be what I
am. I would probably take thebodybuilder. Yeah, because at least they're
in like insane shape. The lifestylewould suck because they're so disciplined, brilliant.

(48:15):
Yeah, you're not worried about yourhealth? Yeah, yeah neither.
What he ask me the question?Well, you and I are no ask
me the question. Just go aheadand do it. Okay? Would you
rather body by the bodybuilder bodybuildings?I can't even get it out joke,
I know, damn Yeah, hewas so honest. All right? Do
what was he that eight seven sevenforty four? Would he hit us up

(48:37):
with the text over to two toninety seven? Text here nine oh three.
Good morning. My name is Mia, I'm a student and U n
T in Denton and I'm heading towork. I want to send this to
say a good morning to my dad, who was always listening to the Eagle.
My dad's name is Carl Butler.Happy birthday to Carl, Happy birthday.

(48:58):
Your birthday is on a Friday.It lucky, Go Eagles and go
eagles trying to get kicked in thenuts. This is the show's about sea
bats coming through some food this morning. Well menace not a fan because too
green. These are it's called veggiesmade gray, which I know sounds lame,
but they're spinach egg white pritatas andI got it. I got it.

(49:22):
It's got mozzarella in there, andI got to tell you they're really
good. Yeah, he's sis away to hide your vegetables. It's too
vegetable you have, Yeah, Idid. It's spinach, peppers, onions,
et cetera. So do you haveone? Greg? I did not.
I started chewing it, and Iknow you're trying to eat better,
but that's all. It's seventy caloriesegg whites. Yeah, grams of protest
and spin it out. It's good. He's like dog with medicine and vegetables.

(49:45):
Greg's gonna love it because he likes. Greg's been eating nothing but cottage,
cheese and beets for like two monthsabout it, and that is a
plus. They did a good job, really good. Yeah. Where'd you
get it? Uh, it's inthe freezer section. It's grocery store.
I just not Trader Joe's not TraderJoe's, not a Costo, not Full
Foods. It was just a genericFrez section. All right. Good.

(50:08):
I think he did make a differenceto somebody mentioned it in the studio that
you put it in the illegal secret, illegal toaster. I suppose of the
microwave. I think that did makea big difference. Little crisp. Yeah,
I like it. Oh good,Yeah, I give that a I
give that like an eight out often. I give it a ten.
It's really good. Minutes of course, guy's got spinach in it. He
literally threw it in the trash.Yeah, I spit it out. He

(50:31):
didn't try it. I'll givehim that. Well. Shark Week on Discovery.
It is Narc Week here on theWoody Show, wrapping it up dat number
five card Narks Agent Sebastian in theparking lots, trying to get people do
the right thing and return. They'reshopping cards to the crowd or the front

(50:52):
of the store. What he gottoday? See, but today's theme is
beyond Agent Sebastians. So these area variety of different agents been together,
like you know, the giant fightingforce that Carton Arks is to help,
you know, maybe you get somedifferent personality, different aspects. And a
lot of folks don't realize we onlydo it like once a year, and
I don't think we've even done itthis year. Do we have an android

(51:13):
working for the cart Arks Roboark?Oh yeah, I completely forgot Yeah,
And Roboonarc. He was a Hepatrols much like RoboCop does, and he's
very he's very mechanical, right,mission oriented, and so when people come
at him and they think they canbeat him, they're mere humans and he's
a robot and he so he inthis. In this one clip, he

(51:34):
he found a woman who is litteron the ground. Roboarc doesn't like that.
He's like putting the litter back onher car. She doesn't like that.
And because it's a woman though,here comes the savior. Yeah,
all the captains say, of ahost. Here he is dealing with Robark.
All right, get off of mypaw. I'm not on your car.
Weird dude, the weird always theone who letters. No, she's
lettering again. Robo arc Is said, I don't play what push someone that'll

(51:59):
put up sir with what Sorry you'refrom. I am a cybernetic organism.
I am very strong in fact,weird. Do you like littering? Sir?
All right, well you got hereis Yeah, he sounds very intimidating.
Yeah, yeah, you guys,I'm going to miss you. Wump.

(52:19):
Don't f with her. So Robonarch'stalking to this guy and this guy
goes back to his pickup truck asif he could hurt Robonarc with whatever's in
the bed of that picking try.Yeah, exactly what's in the back of
your truck? Is it a trashcan for the litter? Going to throw
you in the back of the truckto tie up? Take you to the
dots? Sir, I am recyclable, by the way, because that would
be legal. Did that guy liftyou and it couldn't lift Robonarc? That's

(52:43):
for damn sure that you say Robonarcwas a person and you tie somebody up
and you throw them in the backof your truck. Something tells me that
you're the one getting arrested for that. Never, because we've heard this in
what a thousand times just this weekin Narc Week. People never put two
and two together when it comes tothat. No, you're committing the crime.
Yeah, threaten illegal things like murderor in this case, kidnapping and

(53:04):
yeah, death possibly, Yeah,yeah, exactly, throw you in the
back of the truck to tie up, take you to the dot Sir.
I am recyclable because I am roboart. However, in a way,
I mean I'm going to a trashpepper spray, Sir, I am roboark.
I am I'm une to peppers ray. This guy doesn't know how to
deal with roboark. He's threats justdon't even apply. Yeah, well,

(53:27):
it's a it's narc week cart andArks here on the Woody Show and Greg
Gory weill cart narks is. Somewould say Greg even invented it. I
don't know about that, but lotsof fact. But sometimes Greg he's you
know, he's but he's a littlescared. That's okay, I understand is
you can hear cart arks is dangerous. But every once in a while,
Agent Greg Gory does get out thereon the streets and here he is approaching
a woman who's left her cart andby the way, at an angle in

(53:51):
one of the parking lots where itcould easily just the little, the slightest
breeze, and it's heads. I'vegot to go out into traffic. Even
at that point, I've been avictim of that exactly of a car.
It's not hypothetical or theoretical people,which, by the way, is how
the whole cart narks things started startedwith Greg Mitchin on the air about how
people weren't returning the car epidemics.So his car got dinged. And you
know, SeaBASS always good for agood project. So we're like, dude,

(54:12):
go to the grocery store, waitfor the five minutes for someone to
not put their cart back, andsee if you can shame them into doing
it. And this canse Cartnarks wasborn Greg Gory in Massachusetts because he's you
know, he summers the I do. He's talking to this lady who has
all the excuses in the world forAgent Greg Gory. Totally we'escape woop,
whoop, I say, and thatthat's not where the car goes a real
at this angle too, that's anactual, real danger for traffic and such.

(54:37):
You see what you did is youleft your card out there. You
know why I just waited thirty minuteswith one register open, bring myself in,
bagged my own groceries, and yousaid, screw the next customer.
No, I need to go becauseI had to go pick up my kids
because I just waited because they can'thire soon. Yeah, so we hear
that a lot too. I lovethrowing their kids out there. Oh that's

(54:57):
oh my kids, my kids.So why are you even talking, by
the way, as if anybody elsecares about your kids, and apparently daycare
is they're now scheduled to the millisecond. Yes, and I have so much
to do today, so quick,let me do my grocery shopping, right,
Okay, Well that's madam, madam, this is not about the staff.
This is about as soon as youtake your car back. And you
know, I'm gonna tell you abit of irony here. In the time

(55:19):
that you've said to get it offyour car, you could have taken it
back, so you can't be inthat much of a rush. So I
declared that first sentence a lie onyour part. I do declare, great,
very logical, yeah, straightforward.Yeah. So she posted this video
on Facebook. Where this lady isyou can probably tell she lives on Facebook.

(55:39):
So she saw the video and shebut she had the magnet though,
which has her phone number on it. So she said, oh you guys,
I got you. Now he says, I don't return my shopping cart
like a jerk, and so shecalls the number to tell us this.
So I was approached by your cartnerin Saugust, Massachusetts verbally harassed, oh,
cracked down, yeah, vandalized mycar and now posted video footage on

(56:04):
Facebook without my permission. I amsuing you in your entire company for vandalism,
harassment, and defamation of character.How about ever, turned out the
cart arcs, So guys, weit was along back and forth and the
court costs were through the way.Lawsuit we didn't hold on an didn't even
get a seasoned dessists. Everybody standby. Everybody just down, liar your

(56:30):
empty threats and lives. People don'tbe a bit like that lady anyway,
it's that good job Greggory, AgentGreggory. Another agent we have on the
cart narks is we we don't discriminatebased on age. Agent Mortimer, he's
at he's the senior squad. Heliterally has a walker with him, uh
huh. And he notices this guywho's just parked in the handy parks and

(56:52):
leaves his cart in the handicapped spotsagainst gruth the next disabled person who needs
it. And by the way,it's not just the voice, I mean
he does. He gets like thewhole like old man glasses, the old
man wig Doc Brown, Doc Brownwalker, the walker. And you were
saying, who would beat up anold man? Well, this guy and
his Mercedes walked staring almost. ButI'm an old man. I'm a sweet

(57:13):
old man. I'm allering you.You're littering so much. You know what
I'm gonna give you on the bigones this time? You put on there
a gain. I don't think you. I'm sorry. I got my walker
in the way. You take yourass on and go away. That's straight
to violence. What people come use? You use your words. At least
fake threatened a lot. Yeah,he had a long line in the grocery

(57:37):
store, therefore lost her ability towalk, and then fake threatened us with
a fake losses right, at leastdo that well, thankfully, not all
cart narks and in violence and threats, there are sane people in this world.
And a sane man from Australia.He stepped in when he saw Agent
Mortimer in trouble. All right,very famous, I'm from Australia. Come

(57:58):
here, this guy's knowing on theworld. How's your pie, sir?
Why you beat so lazy bones?It's not my job. My job is
to patrol that is dead. Ithought you were gonna slap the heck out
of me. I feel like you'rea whole lot up talking, not a
lot of action. Much like howyou don't return your cards? Got the

(58:22):
drone of the lazy bones he's anyingaround the world famous. Is actually quite
the hon not to see that thesepeople put the trolleys back at the end.
He's just he's making noises at me, like, all right, what
do you show cart narks a hisnarc We so just again again, the

(58:43):
world is not all crazy, it'snot all lazy bones. There are people
out there, and one of thosepeople who actually became quite famous recently after
the Tom Brady roast. Many peoplebecame instant fans of one Tony Hinchcliff.
Yes, but that guy I hadheard his name thanks to the Tom Brady
rose. Now I want to seethis kill Tony thing that I keep hearing
about. You can watch the watchit on YouTube and medicine. I just
saw him with the Burt Kreischer fullyloaded toward it. He was great.

(59:05):
Yeah, he was really funny.Yeah. So a man of that humor
and that stature. I'm sure he'snot a fan of the cart narks.
Oh wait here he is on theJoe Rogan experience. Oversee cart narks.
What's that where the people don't puttheir cart back at the store. I
found one the other day. Theyliterally did it to Perry from Windy City
Heat. Have you ever seen this? No, but it makes sense.

(59:27):
He's un believable. It's very believableif you know anything about Perry Caravello.
Very believab. Which we had someof those clips earlier in the week here
on Narc Week. Thank you Tony. By the way, Tony, you
are welcome to come on Patrol anytimeyou like, and Joe welcome to come
on the wood Is Showing time.Joe, You're welcome to have me on
your show anytime you like. Also, so that's good. We have some
supporters out there, some famous peopleand maybe someone who's like super Mega used

(59:50):
to talking to famous people. Hopefullyhe would like the cart narks one Seawan
Evans of Hot Ones. Yep.Really he throws support our way as well.
YouTube channel that I can't stop bingingis this this channel called cart narks,
And it's these guys they wear vestsand like go pros and they walk
out there like the parking lot ofa Ralphs or a Walmart or a Costco
or whatever, and then they shamepeople who don't return their shopping cars.

(01:00:14):
Wow. And it's an amazing it'sjust an amazing just like study of how
we interact with each other because theyalways go off the rails. It's like
boo, that's not where the cartsgo. And then that always triggers like
this, this confrontation that never stopsescalating and it's all over just taking your
cart back. Wow, car return, genius idea. We stop watching that

(01:00:37):
channel. Car a great channel.We are pretty genius. So much praise.
How has Sean ben? Sean stillbe sure? Right, yeah,
but it's been weird because since thesuper Bowl, he showed up to all
the Super Bowl parties with that pornstar and then it came out. Then
it came out it was his girlfriend, and then they like that week they
broke up because all the dudes theycame out, and then I haven't really

(01:00:58):
heard about him, so Sean.He was asked like, which celebrity was
the toughest when it comes to eatingall the hot wings, and he said,
no doubt. Halle Berry. Interesting, he says she handled it better
than me. She sat down andtold me I'm here to eat dinner,
Sean, and then just got rightdown the business. Wow. Uh,
Sean. By the way. He'sbeen doing hot ones for ten years now.
He's estimated he's eating over three thousandwings just doing the show. And

(01:01:22):
so because of that, wings aredead to him when he's off the clock,
like he's not eating any wings.Oh yeah, can't do it.
You work at a sandwich shop,you do not eat exactly. Well,
okay, so that's you know,it's not that there are some people out
there the word is spreading, yeah, and is not near. Yeah,
appreciate that successful week of cart andarks here nark week. John is he
an agent Sebastian job and agent Gregory? I forgot about all the agents of

(01:01:45):
the cart narks more. What heshows next? Card ards, What you're
gonna do, What you're gonna dowhen they on you? Cards? Cards,
What you're gonna do, What you'regonna do when you grow up?
Approach by your partner in Saugus,Massachusetts. A verbally harassed, tracked down,

(01:02:07):
vandalized my car and now posted videofootage on Facebook without my permission.
I'msuing you in your entire company forvandalism, harassment, and defamation of character.
Right back, Woody show. Allright, so we've done what you

(01:02:35):
watch it on the show a numberof times. We've also done who You're
Following, and I told you aboutthe guy who's doing the one man band
thing. I got to post thatguy so you guys can see I can.
It sounds so dumb and so cheesyuntil you see it. This picure.
The guy's really I think he's alsoa really good singer. Trying to
find his video so I can gethis name for you so you can remember

(01:02:59):
it being very very impressive. Yeah, really cool. I'm also to oh,
here it is. This is aguy. It is Oh my god.
I'm gonna have to post this onebecause it's a it's very long and
half in Spanish. Yeah, I'llpost it anyway. The the other one
that I think is really good isthis guy. He does like these cover

(01:03:20):
songs, but in the style ofDisturbed. He's like this nerdy looking kid
looking dude totally and he does likeall these Disturbed songs. And even David
Draymond from Disturbed is all about it. He's loving it awesome and yeah,
and his name is uh, ohDebil. David Draymond posted that his name
is let's see oh man. Hetagged Shaggy in it. I like him

(01:03:47):
he's probably. And then there's thisother guy. He's a home inspector in
Phoenix. Cy Porter is his name, and he's created a nice little social
media presence for himself because he useshis platform to call out builders that he
finds doing shoddy construction work in thevery no bs kind of way. So
it's like watching Mike Holmes on thatshow and to make it right, you

(01:04:09):
know, homes on homes or tocatch a contractor. Yeah, and you're
right, Adam Crawl is to catcha contractor and you're looking around going like,
oh my god, what's wrong inmy house? But now this construction
company there in Phoenix is trying tofire back, and they filed a complaint
against him with the Arizona Board ofTechnical Registration for being too good, accusing
him of being a bully, bullyand sensationalizing problems found in homes for his

(01:04:33):
social media platform. But the thingis he gives an example of what's wrong
in the way it should be done. He's a home inspector as long as
he's not lying. Correct, what'sthe problem? Correct? I mean the
bullies are the ones making you getall the permits and stuff. Yeah,
government, come on, right,and when you said homes on homes,
he meant ruler on ruling, right, yeah, if you got to check

(01:04:54):
it out, it's ruling on realTV, right, yes, real GTV.
Hold on, here's the here's thisthis like disturbed kid. Hold on
me getting something that's really good.It's shaggy, you know it wasn't me
said that time, and he justdoes it in the style of really it's

(01:05:20):
not supposed to sound exactly, butit's it's really good. Here's the one
man band dudes. Yeah that isthen, Okay, what am I gotting?
The vanbe deal? Check it out. He's got all this like a
drum kid. He's got drumps onhis back, the harmonica. Right,

(01:05:43):
it's one dude with all the stuffcracks. It's great. It sounds really
good, right, it sounds reallygood for them, That's what I mean.
But think of all the things thattrying to tap your head and rub
your belly exactly. This guy's gotlike five different things at once, any

(01:06:04):
sing and doing the whole thing.It's pretty cool, very talent. I
like it. I mean I wouldlisten to it. Yeah, I like
the whole timey ones though they havethe stripe the dount dout down. Yeah,
whistles and those are barber shop quartets. But that's one man at all,

(01:06:25):
one man. It's old Timy.They had like a little horn.
Yeah, it is the Woody Show. It is all sevens Friday morning,
looking for your Friday check ins onthe text over to two two nine eight
seven you I'm gonna I'm gonna getthe at you know whatever. Let me
call that the handles for mult theseguys, the one man band, the

(01:06:46):
disturbed guy, and also for aside porter. So you can all check
that out on my Twitter if yougo at Woody s h W, what's
you're at? Who knows? Well? I uh, I thought this was

(01:07:10):
pretty funny where it's it here?So you know Creed songs first at the
radio what the late nineties I thinkit was. And some people first thought
they were hearing pearl Jam because Scott'sStap sounded a lot like Eddie Vedder,
so people thought they were ripping offpearl Jam, which they have said wasn't

(01:07:30):
intentional. Scott Stap said in arecent interview of the they thought Darius Rucker
from Hooting the Blowfish, they thoughthe was the Eddie Vedder rip off,
but then it became Scott Staff,but he didn't care because quote, I
felt like I was in good companyand I was honored by the compliment because
he likes Eddie Vedder. Of course. Well check out this dude. I
think this is a dude in thePhilippines, and this dude sounds just like

(01:07:55):
Scott Staff. Have you seen this. It looks like a dirt village he's
in and they're doing like some kindof seriously, it looks like third world
karaoke. Hey, this is howArnel Pineda got hired to sing for Germany,
right, hill, I know that'swhat Joe Coy said all the time.
Man, they crushed. Nobody likeskaraoke more than Filipinos. But anyway,
so this guy he's singing, likeI said, it looks like some

(01:08:18):
kind of like dirt village somewhere.Creed is the song that he's gonna do.
I mean, just listen to thisguy. He sounds more Creed than
Creed. Can't think like crazy,He has great cut them out like you

(01:09:15):
would not expect value one dude,Yeah, never expect that. Yeah.
No, I'm like I'm in Dallastwo thousand and one Thanksgiving. Yeah,
he's taking me back in time.Yeah, so years active for Creed nineteen
ninety four to two thousand and four, took a break, two thousand and

(01:09:35):
nine to twenty twelve, took anotherbreak now twenty twenty three to present.
Yeah, I think they're I thinkthey're back yep with with Scott Sapp.
Yeah, Yes, nineteen ninety eight. I remember like my own prison.
I think it was like the firstsong I remember playing by Creed on the
radio. Yeah, arms wide open. Yeah, and of the time.
Man, he was just always adick, like he earned the reputation and

(01:09:57):
didn't he go off the I hatethat that he got. All the songs
were catchy. The guy who didn'tdeserve all the hate that they got was
Chad Kroger from Nickelback, because thatguy was always super nice, very cool.
They didn't deserve any of it.Scott Stap deserved it all. He
was really a prick. But yeah, I don't know how he is these
days. Maybe he's humbled, Ihave twenty years later, cooled off.

(01:10:17):
Probably, Uh yeah, the careercertainly has shod Go to a county fair
and tell him, dude, theygot major tour going on right now and
it's with the text over to twotwo nine eighty seven to stop kissing and
snuggling turtles. Well, I thinkthat's particular. I think that. Yeah,
you could have got Salmon Miller's ThisSucks Now show. It's very impressive,

(01:10:45):
especially first time at the Glory Hall. You know this. I'm not
sure about that show. And weare into another new hour Insensitivity Training for
a politically correct world Friday morning,that's right, July the twelfth, twenty
twenty four. I'm whatody, that'sGreg Gory, Good morning. That would

(01:11:06):
be menace. What is up?We've got sea Bass, We've got Sammy
phones are open for you at eightseven seven forty four. Whatdy top in
contest whatever it might be? Youwant to be a part of eight seven
seven forty four? What he hitus up with? Eight texts over to
two two nine eight seven. Youknow some companies or places that have like
a comment box, you know,we have a question for management or something

(01:11:29):
like that, where or maybe theydo like one of those town hall meetings
wherever you work and people get tobring up different things. Well, today
here on the show, what we'redoing is something called the airing of grievances
and we're bringing in the guy whois the he's like the general manager,
the market president, and he overseesall the radio stations. His name is
Paul, and we're gonna see whatPaul has to say about some of our

(01:11:50):
grievances. We could go to ourdirect boss and nothing, no offense because
they don't have any power, nothingwould happen. Yeah, they don't have
any power. That's why you gotto go to the top. This guy's
powerful and we're going right to thetop while ass top as it gets here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there'slike four hundred people above him.
You see what I'm saying. Yeah, like when it comes to the company
in general, but our airing ofagreements is with the boss. Also,

(01:12:12):
we got a brand new redneck newshere for you, So wood you show
have you ever got dressed up togo to dinner at a buffet? Has
some sound bitch and rednick news andtoday's redneck news. This is from Boardman,
Ohio, where you got this guygoes into Walmart. He was riding
on a motorized shopping cart. Hewheeled himself over to the deli section,

(01:12:38):
you know where they have a bunchof the pre made sandwiches, oh also
fun and according to witnesses and capturedon the Walmart surveillance video, he gets
up from the electric shopping cart,leaned against the deli counter and he peed
all over the sandwiches. Less Wow'sgoing down. The store says they ended
up throwing away sixty five sandwiches,and of course the deli case was thoroughly

(01:13:01):
cleaned, not thrown away. Noticeanyway, after he peed on the sandwiches,
he sat back down on the motorizedshopping cart. He wheeled himself to
the checkout, paid for a coupleof items, and he left. The
cops they were called and they're askingfor the public's help identifying the peer.
He is described as a white male, six foot tall, white hair,
wearing transitional style glasses and a redMake America Great Again hat. He was

(01:13:29):
also rocking a peach colored striped shirt, black shorts, flip flops, and
had a lanyard around his neck.Of course, they also said he left
the parking lot and a super sweetmaroon colored four door Chevy Cruise. So
anyone with information is being asked tocall the Boardman, Ohio Police Department.
So there you have a total wasteguy goes into a Walmart wheeled up to

(01:13:54):
a deli case on his motorized shoppingcart and peede all over the sandwiches.
You're portable, urinal with you,guy, Come on and the water bottle.
Today's raid And Greg, I knowyou'd think the shopping carts, the
motorized carts are fun. Absolutely,as someone who's ribbing, written numerous ones

(01:14:14):
to get them out of the wakesbecause because dump them in stocks and the
cartnark. But they go in.It's maybe two miles an hour. It's
it's slower than frustrating slow. Frustratinglyslow. That's I mean, they're definitely
slow. But I I hold firmto my theory that people would be happier
if we drove nothing but golf cards. Yes, I think shopping would be
made a lot more fun if weall could ride those. Oh that'd be

(01:14:35):
a mess. I would say,yeah, so much fun. You know
what bumper cars look like, Greg, Like everybody's just kind of like jumbles
in the mouth. That would bethe grocery store. It would make it
fun, though, Yeah, Ithink it would be great. I saw.
I don't disagree the motorized shopping cartout once buy the card corral.
They please brought it over toward thecart corral. That's something at least,
and that's fine. You know.I thought about getting on and riding it

(01:14:58):
back to the store, just soI could ride one and say I was
helping me. But then I decided, like, nah, I don't know
someone who has who has help,because I'd just be a fat guy on
a motorized shopping You you could dois get like an ankle brace or something
like that and make it look likewe have hurt feet and then ride again.
You always has to go out ofthe way on. I see what
he's going for. He comes upwith the backstory, like if you ever

(01:15:19):
had to eat at a restaurant alone, he says, he would come up
with a backstore like, yes,I'm here from out of town on a
business trip. I've been here afair city. I don't have a companion
as well, and I have mybriefcase, right, I'm business. Yeah.
There was a situation where I workedat a grocery store where there was
a young guy on one of thosethroughout the store and the manager that uh

(01:15:40):
like made a comment is like,oh you really need that, and his
family like flipped out and went outto the car and grabbed his crutches and
started calling the manager an a holebecause you never everyone shouldn't ask. Yeah,
yeah, that's how he judged them. He judged them silently, Yeah,
not knowing the real situation. Youmother f them in your head.
Yeah. The measure was like crackinga joke. That's the polite way to

(01:16:01):
do it. Yeah, eight seven, seven forty four Woodie text us two
to ninety seven. We go tothe top. Yeah, the airing of
grievances with Paul, our market president. He's the big boss around here.
We'll see what he can do forus. And I have a couple of
questions in here which I think couldbe helpful to workers in general. This
is a guy who makes decisions.That's decisions on stuff like razes and junk.

(01:16:26):
Yeah, it's the best way todo that. I feel like I
was easily persuaded. Persuaded. Allright, well, welcome back. It
is the Woody Show, and wehave a guest in studio, and he
is the market president. Is thetitle? Now that this job has changed

(01:16:50):
titles so many times since I've beenin radio. He used to be called
a bunch of different things. Itwas a general manager, and then it
was like VP of whatever, andthen it was market president and now they
just keep changing the title. Isthat to make it sound fancier. It's
actually a division president division? Whatdoes that mean? Now're a division beyond
LA I work on other things?Okay, all right, So this is

(01:17:14):
Paul Corvino. Hi, Paul forpresident. And so Paul. Paul has
been like the main muckety muck herein our building U since the beginning of
the year. So he's relatively new. I haven't even been here a full
year yet. And uh, Paul, when he was working in some of
his his other markets, like hewould love coming on the on the air

(01:17:38):
with the morning shows. And he'sbrought up a number of times like hey,
man, if you if you everhave a knee or whatever, like
hit me up, I'd love tocome on. And I said, all
right, cool, we'll let youknow. Well, now, Paul,
there's finally a reason I need becauselike there's been a number of things that
have come up, people asking me, and I don't have the answers to
some of these questions. And sowe're calling this the airing of grievances.

(01:18:00):
Yeah, that's all. This soundslike it's going to be fun. We
have needs in the former complaints.Yeah, yeah, yeah, So what
do we need to know about you? Let's let's let's start with you first,
so just so we can kind ofget an idea, like you know,
like I said, he's only beenhere since since January is when you
started in this market. But you'vebeen in radio for how long? I
just about ten years? Now,that's it. I was actually in this

(01:18:20):
mark. I've been in I've beenin the media business for forty years,
okay, but I've been here aboutten years. I was a consultant contractor
for the company working out of thisbuilding about ten twelve years ago. Okay,
And so now you're here running theplaces Ryan Seacrest taker call. Yeah
you know. Ryan reports to methe way Lebron reported to Luke Walton.

(01:18:45):
Okay, all right, which ishow reports to me? What did you
call yourself a problem solver? I'dlike to be. I hope, I
hope I can solved. What's yourmanagement style? Yeah? What is your
management style? My management style isto have the right people put in in
the right places and let them dotheir things. Sorry, So the airing
of grievances. These are all thingsnow we have gotten some things from It's

(01:19:05):
not just the people in this room. We've kind of gone around the office
and found out like people have somequestions and a lot of the stuff,
Paul, I'm gonna be honest withyou, starts with the bathrooms here at
the radio session. Yes, yes, number one, as senior management,
would it be possible to outlaw peopleusing their phones while they're on the crapper

(01:19:26):
in there so you hear people likeplaying videos while they're on the crappers.
You know someone's in there. That'sfine. But like how they have on
airplanes where they have to institute likea you have to have airphones or some
kind of like air pods in whenthey're in the bathroom. Can we can
we make that law? Number one? And another one that we can really
use. People are like over thetop lout. I in there with and

(01:19:47):
I often leave it. There's alittle where the toilet papers. Yeah,
yeah, I sometimes leave my phone. I have. I have to have
it with me at all times,and you give it on top of the
people. Now you're playing music,No, they music, it's just there
in case it is an emergency call. And I've got to use the bat
pole. Yeah. Now on thebathroom thing, Sea Beets, I know

(01:20:08):
you had a couple of things.Yeah, we wanted to bring up airing
a grievance, says, this isPaul Paul's I'm sorry, our division president.
Can we do something in the men'sroom about men urinating straight on the
walls of the bathroom? And Idon't mean just kind of a little maybe
a splash here and there around theurinal area. Waste height. I looked
at it this morning. There arep marks, many p marks at and

(01:20:30):
above should that's true? True,right on the tail on the tile,
on the dividers exactly. Number one? How are they getting it up that
high? Number two? What blindidiot? No offense to our cleaning crews
can't see the urine splashes on thetile and then or if they do see
them thinking, oh that's okay,I'll leave that there literally for years.
Can we do something about the disgustingthing? First of all, I could

(01:20:53):
prove to you that with my sixtyseven year old prostate, I can never
reach that wall. It barely reachesthe urinal Yeah, we're not saying you're
the ones to watch we're saying,maybe get some like get some signs saying
please pee in the actual sign canwe walk a I know, did you
think we really need a sign thatsays please peek because we also, by

(01:21:16):
the way, we need to sayand another sign that says do not leave
the paper towels on the floor oron the counter of the scene because people
have What we need to do ispossibly set a trap and find out who.
Okay, we thought about this isa bit of feeling. This is
not everyone, This might just beone rate. Great. Thank you for
bringing that up. Because there's aproposal. We have a proposal, and

(01:21:39):
I would like your permission to dothis. I will install, tastefully and
strategically install some cameras in the bathrooms. None that would show any wieners or
bunts, but they would show areaslike the floor right in front of the
trash can where people apparently think allthe towels go, which is what he
was talking about, and that wouldshow strategically and tastefully who was peeing on
the wall next to the urinal.Again and above, I would like permission

(01:22:01):
to install these cameras. What doyou think I also need to know who
peas on the seat in the stallthat I that I never understand that that's
a tough install. But I wouldlike I'm saying, who is possibly they
think they can make it in thatlittle hole without him. That's a fantastic
angle. But that sounds like apolitician answer didn't address my question. And

(01:22:21):
also apparently, ladies, they don'tthink I'm going to be able to agree
man putting cameras in over one.It's strategically intaste, for one. But
maybe I can have a security personin there, someone or someone someone undercover
that G's older, so they believehe's in there because he's got that prostrate

(01:22:44):
shop and he could be like theshop the bathroom attendant, but not like
the mints. And this is actuallya nice tip every time. I'm glad
you brought up the word security becauseGreg had a question involving security. Yeah,
my question was when we got here, it's insanely early in the morning,
and for some reason, the maindoor to the main lobby is halfway
a jar. Lobby of the building. I can explain, whether it's explained

(01:23:11):
or not. Is our security notimportant as nine to fives before, as
as as much as the nine tofibers right, and and who knows what
kind of critters could just walk right. We've seen raccoons and bunnies up there.
And I'm not blaming Paul for thisby any means. The charge and
it could be like the venting orwhatever, the forceful air, but the
doors don't close, and when weget here, I'm worried that I might
walk into a wild animal. NowI find I've got to use my car

(01:23:33):
to get that door open, exactly. But it's in those it's it's the
temperature difference because we have a legalwind tunnel downstairs. Because the air kicks
off at a certain point where itstops for the evening, and then right
around the time we start coming inis when it fires back up and is
trying to cool the building. Andthere's a tremendous amount of like a window,

(01:23:55):
a warm air versus trying to you. You want to keep the uh
door closed, the front conditioning flowon all the time. You have no
concern, yesoever, for I don'tclimate change. I told everybody a number
of times, if it meant keepingmy house as cool as I wanted at
all times, I'd be fine withburning a pile of spotted out in order
to do that. I don't care. This dovetails team is one of your

(01:24:16):
management words. Into another point,your gym isn't open on the weekends anymore
because they don't want to run theA C. Because they're cheap jerks in
this building. My first question isyou actually go to a gym? Oh
if you? If you want toturn this in, paulmost saw the videos
and the comments. Wrestling match comeon over. That's to three falls,

(01:24:40):
right, Greg's point to security,that's security. Honestly, is there anything
that we could do about like canyou talk to the building I think that
I can do the building manager makesure that door is closed and what the
reason for having an opening, andwork with them on a solution. And
Greg is more worried about bugs thanhe is about anybody attack. Yes,

(01:25:02):
oh yeah, I also thought thatthis was a good idea. This is
the airing of grievances we have,Paul, and the reason we're talking to
Paul because you are the guy whocan affect change. You could do something.
Yeah, well that I can powerthat I can do because I could
find out why that door is openand and all that, and also a
problem I can solve true or false. Everybody, every other manager below you,

(01:25:25):
the only answer they're allowed to giveis no. Isn't that the way
that corporations are set up? Likeno, They're They're like, well,
this is the whole question, notthe case, because going back to my
original answer, the key is toput the right people in and have them
do what they need to do.I never overrule or try to you know,
I put you in this position becauseI trust you, because I was.

(01:25:46):
That's a I think a situation thatseemed to be set up in a
lot of places where it's like everybody'sjust trained to say no and because they
don't want to go to the personabove them to try to get a yes.
Well, I hope that's not well. Let me give you an example.
I'll give you a concrete example.Let's say Sea Bass. Let's say
the Woody Show and me in particular, every year we go to Coachella and
tape a segment for the show wherewe ask, you know, privileged trust

(01:26:08):
fund kids how they paid for theirCoachella ticket. Let's say to get it
into there and do that segment,we need one Coachella ticket for Sea Bass.
And let's say a management a manager, when asked for that ticket,
said I'm not giving Sea Bess aticket to go make fun of people at
Coachella. No. What would yousay to that manager? I would say
his job is to make fun ofpeople like Coachella. Right, hmmm?
Interesting were every year, every yearwe have to script that has gone to

(01:26:35):
that's that's a budgetary concern and weand we have we have a short budget.
That is that you're on. Youdon't know that's will come down.
Let's let's say there are a numberof tickets available right okay, but they're
not being given to Sea Bass.Let's say, who not even one?
Like just one ticket is what aadvertiser? No, no, no to

(01:26:59):
like Street teamers. We're not gettingany any segment for any show for the
past two years, Paul I havegone to our competitor and got tickets.
That is true. That is alsotrue. Who was this that didn't give
it to you? We'll give you. From the programming side, support episode
is someone in a position that makesthat decision based on the content, So

(01:27:23):
this is that's also their job.I've got them in that position because I
trust them in that position to makethe right decision. Trust perhaps the best
place. Trust, I'm gonna haveto put Sea Bass on a time out
because he's getting very worked up,and he's okay, all right, then
we're gonna put We're gonna be inthat. This is now, seat basses,
last day, all right now,Paul, this last thing that I

(01:27:45):
want to bring up, and thisis really for the benefit of everybody.
I'm looking more of your experience asa person who has managed people and has
dealt with a lot of the samequestions over the years for the average employee,
right, the average employee comes toyou, they always say we're due
for a raise, and we're toldevery single time, doesn't matter what year
it is, twenty twenty four,twenty nineighteen mat yeah, right, nineteen
ninety six, no matter what itis. Is there a thing in management

(01:28:10):
school where they teach times are tough, money is tight. We have no
money for raises right now. Sowhat's the best way as a manager.
What's the best way for somebody tocome in and pitch for a raise?
What's their best chance of getting ayes? Their best chance of getting a
yes for a raise is coming in, explaining how long they've been here,

(01:28:32):
what they're earning, and show theirvalue. It's alfully hard to give a
raise unless there's some sort of incentivein tie to it. And if they
come to me with an idea saying, what if I did this, this,
and this, would I be ableto get this more money or this,
you know, an incentive to makemore money, and that's always the
best way. And people have donethat. They've come in and said,

(01:28:53):
you know, I want to takeon this extra responsibility. We're paying this
much because we're farming it outside.I can do it and instead of you
paying an extra twenty thousand dollars ayear, give me ten thousand dollars a
year and I'll handle that. AndI'll look at it and I'll say,
well, if it doesn't affect yourother job, I'm away from it and
we can do it. I will, we will do that. Yeah.
Personally, I've always looked at itas am I helping bring in more revenue

(01:29:16):
than what I'm making. Yes,currently at the company, you're particularly good
at it. You work with thesalespeople, you come up with ideas to
pitch, and as a result ofit, you get more endorsements and take
more money. All the people inthe building, who's the worst of doing
that. Medics really great, butwho you can be honest with You give
us a name, like a specificname, But who's the worst at it
that's always complaining about money but nothelping make more right? Who's that person?

(01:29:42):
We can say away from specific names. All right, Well, this
has been the airing of agreevmance is. I'm looking forward to some of the
security changes and some of us SoI've got my list here. Yeah,
I said, downstairs door early inthe morning. Yeah, left a jar
for coyotes. Yeah, there's nopeeing on the walls, cameras and then

(01:30:02):
just fire all the slobs. Yeah, you forgot to get sea basses last
days last You'll have hr be contactedat least to celebrate. Yeah. Yeah.
Paul can ask you one more question? Is it is it true that
you were shirtless on the Pride paradewaving at everybody. I wasn't shirtless.
I was after her shirtless. What'sthat? I heard you were shirtless and

(01:30:25):
waiting. You were getting really intoit. I wanted to find out like
I was in I was late afterwardsas brother Frankie O shirtless. I tell
you what, Paul never wears theshirt wasn't it wasn't shirtless. I had
my my iHeart rainbow colored shirt onand I was enjoying the parade from the

(01:30:46):
floor. We uh because I heardman, he got really into it.
He had a shirt off. Hewas waving at the the shirt never do
it was the pants. Yeah,all right, well, Paul, thanks
for being a good sport man.This has been our very airing of Grave
and Sanzul the polo. He's ourmarket or I'm sorry division. I gotta
get used to all the new titles. Man, there's so many. There's
a new one all the time.All right, is the Wood Show.

(01:31:09):
We'll be right back next the show. Dude, how cool is this?
You know? I like all thisuh you know, like a medicine medical
like advancements that we're making mind bogglingbiotech. A team at Penn State University

(01:31:31):
may have found a way to turntumor cells against each other, which could
finally beat cancer. What okay,I will hold out hope. I was
reading more about it. It's it'sreally cool because there's like these suicide switches,
and what's happened with a lot ofthese cancer cells is they've managed to
figure out like when the medication aftera while. They they evolve, you

(01:31:53):
know, these these cancer cells evolveand they learn like, okay, well,
when this is detected, it flipsa switch that basically makes it immune
to whatever that is, whatever thatsomething, that treatment would be. And
then what this does is it basicallytriggers a suicide switch which fakes out the
cancer cell. Oh my god,and that it's it's I mean, it's
so cool. Yeah, it's socool. So like they tested this in

(01:32:16):
lab mice. Okay, about twentydays into the treatment, the modified cancer
cells overtook the unmodified cells around them, and by day eighty the tumor's volume
had shrucked down two zero. Nice, I mean, really cool. It's
amazing that people can figure this stuffout. I'm always blown away as a
big farmer. Lets it get out. Yeah right, there's already a cure.

(01:32:43):
The high end fashion brand Blentciaga,they are selling a fake festival festival
wristband. Look you get for youknow, all the big music festivals.
Uh huh, for the lolo pricecraig of thirty eight hundred dollars. It's
called the raver Used Bracelet. It'smade to look worn and hatter, like
you went to an event years agoand just never took it off, right.
Yeah, it's adjustable though unlike theactual festival bracelets, but you can.

(01:33:06):
You can take this one off.There's also a non distressed version that
costs even more forty nine hundred dollars. This is the one. This is
the one here that costs thirty eighthundred dollars. Tatterde piece of rope.
Basically, yeah, clip on.It is the clip like platinum. That
is the Etsy has banned the saleof sex toys. Now. We talked

(01:33:31):
about how they were changing some stuffup, but now no more sex toys.
No more dildos, vibrators, orprinted or visual materials that exist for
the purpose of sexual arousal or stimulation, including old Playboy issues and vintage adult
magazines, and anything printed with sexualslogans related to quote daddy or mommy.

(01:33:51):
According to a statement from the headof Etsy's Trust and safety team, the
new policy is the company's attempt toquote continue to keep Etsy users safe.
What from getting the butt stuck insada? Yeah, old playboys? Yeah,
what from seeing full bush it's gonnahurt you. Well, they probably

(01:34:15):
don't want people to like whittle likea dildo. Or something, you know,
hand whittled dildoe stick of all thoselawsuits over splinters, yeah, cod
or splinters. They want to tthem from actual factory, right, Yeah,
some guys out there blowing glass,making glass dildos. Yeah, where'd

(01:34:42):
you get these cord of anal beadsor some iron at all the places?
Like where'd you? Oh my god, girl, where'd you get that?
Yeah? You should pin them.Yeah, well here's one out of driftwood.
Fancy Etsy, but it's displaying.Yeah, eight seven seven forty four.

(01:35:02):
Woodie hit us up with the TEXTII had no idea they sold stuff
like sex toys on Etsy. Theysold everything they got anything. Yeah,
I didn't know that. I thoughtit was just for like, you know,
homemade goods. I mean it wasjust like right, arts and crafts.
Yeah, stupid crap like that.It was almost like ebat, I
got some more Woody show. Next, hang on, the show will be

(01:35:23):
right back. Oh no, Ithink I'm about to have my period.
It's a Woody show. Is Fridaymorning. It is the Woody Show Show.
Yeah, moving right along, tryingto get to the morning into the
weekend as quickly as we can.Birthdays, porn on birthday coming up in
just a few moments. Former NBAcenter Stephen Hunter says Lebron James abused his

(01:35:47):
power to get his son Brawny,a sweet deal with the Lakers. No
kidding, oh really. He calledit, quote an egregious abusive power and
says, this is a manipulation ofour league, the integrity of what it
truly takes to get there. Hemade an example like saying, you know,
Michael Jordan could have easily gotten oneof his sons into the NBA,

(01:36:08):
but he didn't because he believes onpeople getting there on their merit as opposed
to just like, oh, well, you're Lebron's son, you're not terrible
as basketball overall goes player, butno, he's certainly not an NBA caliber
player at and he also got andhe also got like all these guarantees and
everything else. But that was justmore because they knew that Lebron was going

(01:36:30):
to sign wherever his son was.But that's the Thus, the other problem
too is Lebron isn't that valuable anymore? Yeah, true, that's true.
But yeah, this is what theycall nepotism, you guys. Yeah,
why we're so upset in this situation. Well, if I'm a Lakers fan
on him set because you're wasting draftpicks, Yeah to pass. I agree

(01:36:51):
with that too. Ellen Degeneroff saysthat she is quitting show business. Quote
after my Netflix special I'm done,and that's special, by the way,
comes out later this year, becauseyeah, everybody thinks she's a jerk.
Now, well, yeah, whichcame out. The truth came out.
But celebrities always say that. Lastyear it was Barbenheimer and this year it's
Glicked. Because later this year,on Friday, November twenty second, both

(01:37:13):
Gladiator Too and Wicked both hit theaters. They're going to try and make it
a thing, and the star ofGladiator, Paul miscal He hopes that people
turn out for both because their polaropposites, just like Barbie and Oppenheimer were.
Dude, that was lightning in abottle. Yeah, I'm not gonna
who's excited about I mean, mywife is excited about Wicked because it's a
big Wicked. It looks great.I'm saying like as a brand like Barbie

(01:37:38):
was such a that's a worldwide Wickis huge. Yeah, Wick, it's
very big. I know. I'mnot saying it's not popular, but it's
not Barbie popular. Uh that's grazYeah, but like look how long it's
been running in the actual theaters.Yeah, trust I know, like the
Wicked stage. But no, Ido understand. I understand all that,
but you can't say that it's anywhereclose to being as big as Barbie to

(01:38:00):
where the point were, like,man, I got to see both of
these movies. Also, yeah,that Gladiator two. Yeah, that whole
thing that they're trying to make happen. No, Arby was everywhere because they
did a lot of collabse with othercompanies and everything, so you just saw
that everywhere. This reminds me ofwhen, you know, we get every
once in a while request or wesit in the meeting and go, well,
we have to come up with aviral video exactly like you're trying to

(01:38:23):
make something happen that just happens naturally. Like they didn't. They didn't plan
the Barbenheimer thing. You guys doan ice bucket challenge, but different give
it a twist. And other movienews, Part two of Kevin Costers Horizon
and American Saga is not going tohit theaters next month as they originally planned
because the first one bombed so hardthey're hoping to just give it more time
so you can catch on with audiences. We were watching like some kind of

(01:38:45):
like footage from it. It looksboring. Yeah, it just doesn't look
very interesting horses riding around. Partone of Horizon costs about one hundred million
dollars to make, including thirty eightmillion of Kevin Coster's own money, and
it's only made about twenty two millionover the first week and a half.
Is this another water world for him? Maybe that wasn't his money. It

(01:39:06):
was thirty eight million dollars of yourown money. Father. On the other
side of things, inside Out twois now the highest grossing Pixar movie of
all time. Oh yeah, it'smade over one point two five billions so
far in worldwide ticket sales, overtakingIncredibles two for the Pixar title. That
was the I wouldn't have guessed evenIncredibles two was the at that point the

(01:39:29):
most. Yeah, that's got tobe some weird like major overseas box office.
Yeah. Olivia Munn and John mulaneythey're married. Also, Menace was
a big fan of the TV showalf Back in the day. We were
talking about this off the air.We never got it on the air yesterday.
But you remember the kid on theshow's character's name was Brian Tanner.
Weird kid. Yeah. Well,the guy who played Brian is Benji Gregory
and he just recently died. Sucks. He was forty six years old and

(01:39:53):
he died from heat stroke. Ohman, Well he was in Arizona.
I mean it was a car.Yeah. Acording to the report, he
had gone to the bank and hefell asleep in his car and then Yeah,
that sucks. He left show businessin two thousand and three, joined
the Navy. He received an honorablemedical discharge in two thousand and five.

(01:40:13):
But that sucks. A terrible wayto go. Yeah, heat stroke.
You go to the bank and thenafterwards, I think I'll just take a
little nap car that car. Yeah, here's something fun. When Catherine Zanda
Jones beats Michael Douglas in a roundof golf, he needs to drop his
pants and expose himself. That's whatshe demands. Okay, that's what you
want, that's what you want tosee. Yeah, he was talking about

(01:40:35):
on the View, and he actuallyused the term whip it out on the
View, which I thought was prettyfunny for all those lesbians on there.
Princess Leah's gold bikini is hitting theauction block, starting bid thirty thousand dollars
go for ten times that. Oh, at least here's a fun fact.
Did you know that Nancy Cartwright,who's the voice of Bart Simpson, is

(01:40:56):
Sabrina Carpenter's aunt? Really? Yeah? That came out this week A fun
fact. Yeah, I have ano, I did not know that.
I got a twelve year old daughter, so I'm very familiar, Like I'm
familiar with who. She's a singer. Yeah, she's been opening for Taylor
Swift on tour, but she wasalso in Girl Meets World on the Disney
Channel. She's been famous for quitea while. Stay famous. Hey when

(01:41:17):
did when did this happen? Ijust somebody has told me that the woman
who's the voice of Marge Simpson died? Really really? Yeah? I think
that was the Spanish? Was itMarchpanish? Yeah? Yeah, that's true.
I think a bigger story, Abigger story. Yeah, it's correct
Spanish version. Well, then forgetit speaking about people that not kind of

(01:41:43):
I don't want to say related orI mean, do you consider this related?
But I found out that Shaboozi hisgodmother is Dolly Parton. Oh really,
Yeah, then Dolly Parton's a lotof people's godmother because she's Miley Chabuze.
The guy has that this on thebar song Yeah, Tipsy or Jaboozy.

(01:42:05):
And finally I heard about this,and even for one point five seconds,
I actually considered going to this.Really, cypress Hill played with the
London Symphony Orchestra, right, soI would have had to go to London.
Well, yeah, you as someonewho was just there, it's basically
America, you would not notice thedifference. So then why go. That's
why I've been telling you that,you're making my point. I know anywhere.

(01:42:27):
That's what I've been telling you.Would he off the air with his
wife because his wife does want todo international travel. I'm like, dude,
just tried London first. It's likefancy America. Yeah, and it's
not even Yeah, just dip yourtoe on it. You'll enjoy it.
Well, Cyprescil played with the LondonSymphony Orchestra, just like the Simpsons predicted
twenty eight years ago. Here's aclip from that old episode. Everybody always

(01:42:48):
like to say, well, theSimpsons did it. First, or the
Simpsons predicted it Spanish March Simpson.No, I don't know. Maybe she
didn't know, but yeah, CypressHill was doing an appearance on the show,
and this is what happened. Andwho was playing with the London Symphony
Orchestra. Come on, people,somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra, possibly
while high Cypress Hill, I'm lookingin your direction, Hey man, we

(01:43:13):
order a orchestra, this orchestra?Where the orchestra comes from? Oh yeah,
yeah we think we did. Youknow, what's in the brain?
We mostly no classical, but wecould give it a shot. They got
they got too high? Oh theyforgot they ordered the orchestra. Yeah,

(01:43:33):
this has got that rules. Yeah. They actually performed insaneing the Brain,
along with many other songs from oneof my favorite albums of all time,
Black Sunday. Nice. What doyou won't go because it requires a passport?
I have a passport. I haveto use it to go to Mexico.
Why not go to any other countrybeside the one spot in Mexico?
I'm not interested? But why notflight? I'm just not interested. I
have a flight. I'm not asightseer, right, so if I'm gonna

(01:43:56):
go to London and sit somewhere ina nice hotel and not go anywhere.
And fine, are you digging yourheels in the sand because people want you
to do? I think, no, yes, no, no, no,
I'm just I'm not a sights here. So if you go to a
place like London, that means yougot to see everything, going around and
doing stuff like That's not my ideaa good time on vacation. The same
way, still show the same way. A lot of people don't like the
idea of what I like on vacation, which is to go to a really

(01:44:18):
nice beach and sit there for aweek, sleep in, have some good
food, go in the ocean,and hang out there for hours at a
time. Three hundred yard radius isall the traveler you do. That's it.
No, And I'm with you thatthat's my ultimate vacation. I hear
about other people like, well,we're going there, we're going backpacking here,
We're going on this kind of saffari. We're going on you know,

(01:44:38):
we're going to look at the pyramids. No, thank you. Are you
scared of walking? Is the problem? No? Just it just doesn't sound
it doesn't sound interesting. Would youlike a different beach with different food.
Like what if you went to theAlmafi coast and got some delicious Italian food
that doesn't interest you at all?Pretty and the water's pretty clear. That's
a nice. Yeah, but Idon't have to go all the way over
there to get the clear water.That's true, right, that's a long

(01:45:00):
way to go for clear water.I would agree with that, yes,
you know, and and for somepasta so much different. It's oh yeah,
he's actually going against Yeah, youcan do your vacation. I'll do
my vacation and we'll be all goodshow Shivery, We're gonna it's Shivers Day.
We're gonna sit because she's like it'sShiverday and you know, we don't

(01:45:21):
do what I do. And we'llstart with the celebrities today. Happy birthday
to Richard Simmons. Oh Richard,Yeah, how are you? Like?
Everybody's all interested in Richard Simmons.Oh yeah, you know, he's seventy
six years old and just kind ofwants to be left alone. So leave
him alone. Yeah, not atpoly Shore. Yeah. Toaford Grace,
who is Eric on that seventies show. He's forty six years old today,

(01:45:45):
Rachel Brazahan, who is the marvelousMissus masl Lois Lane and Superman Legacy thirty
four years old. He got brockLesner, the WWE superstar who is forty
seven, Christy Yamagucci with the Olympicscoming up, but she was a gold
medalist. Fic your skater, didn'tshe used to love her? I did.
Yeah, I had a crush onher, like back when she was
in the Olympics whatever year that was, and then she was Dancing with the

(01:46:08):
Stars Champion. She's fifty three.And are we still including Bill Cosby and
the birthdays? I'm asking no,No, I know he was well today
eighty seven will eat off from nowon Bill Cosby's eighties. So didn't Oj
get an m or Yeah he did? No, seriously didn't. Oh yeah,
yeah, that's larious. It wasthe thing your porno birthday today,

(01:46:30):
it's a porno birthday, dude.It's Oliver Flynne. And he spent more
time than Paul Alexander, the Guyand the Iron Lung, the Iron Lung
Guy. He's been in oney fifteenfine films, including the holiday film Tis
the Season to Be Horny? Hewas in Three Guys, two cameras one

(01:46:50):
Slut Volume one. He was inAre you trying to make my nipples hard?
Because if you are, stop it. He was in between her Goal
Old Post volume one. Also BigBusted Bikini Babe boat Boning. As as
I spit that one out, youknow Sammy might like this guy. He
has short brown hair and he looksvery basic. Does look like a mouse,

(01:47:11):
Yeah, so, does have arat face. This is a movie
called Tutor in her Cooter. Yeah. Also, that girl's got a throat
on her and who can forget hisunfreet of a role. And when it
rains, it whores. Yeah itdoes. Also he has about an eleven
inch or so. He's not doingtoo He's got the v Matt Greg awesome.
WA's Oliver Flynn. He's Twitter isOliver Flynn, the Oliver Flynn with

(01:47:36):
two ends. All right, He'sthirty one years old today, and that
is your corner birthday, your celebritybirthdays. And that is just a quick
look at what's happening in the worldof entertainment. Can I make a confession,
I didn't understand that iron lung jokeat all. Me neither. Well,
I spent more time horizontal than PaulAlexander. I didn't hear the word
horizontal. That's my problem. Yeah, yeah, okay, now I get

(01:47:59):
it. Yeah, thank you,because he was lying with bread. Now
I think he might have not saidhorizon. I don't know. It's Friday.
Who's here? All right? More? When he shows next, hang
on me very quiet. We'll beback soon. Show Buila wouldn't approve the
Woody Show. Well that's it.The hour is over. Today's show is

(01:48:23):
over. The week is over.Oh no, it is time. The
weekend week back after the holiday break. We survived it. If you had
a good week, a lot ofcool stuff that you could find, go
back on the podcast. All theweek's podcasts up there. You can get
caught up with the YouTube page aswell. Menaces No Hand's challenge, a
lot of people talking about like whatthe challenge itself was, but then how

(01:48:45):
Morgan stepped up to really clean upthe situation. Wow YouTube dot com Slash
the Woody Show if you want tosee that. As far as today's podcast,
you can find it by going tothe woodieshow dot com, Friday Fail
Stories, and of course the dy Q was our dumbass contest and we
wrapped up Nark Week. So hey, congratulations say year of Nark Week.

(01:49:08):
It's Shark Week on Discovery and NarkWeek here on The Woody Show is very
very cool. And that and morecan be found on today's podcast. Just
go to the woodieshow dot com.Coming up for you on Monday, of
course the Cheers and jeers'ro's gonnaplay another one of our favorite games,
the Weakest Link. Nice look outwith your host with the most Greg Gory

(01:49:29):
excited. So that and more Mondayhere on The Woodi Show. In the
meantime, anything you got for usover the weekend, drunk doll voicemails,
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Woody Show. Yeah man, it'sSea Bass Sammy. Anything you like to

(01:49:50):
add no Greg Gory parting words ofwisdom please Yeah today. A pro tip
if you drink enough tequila, theywill ask you to leave work early.
Amazing. That is a great tip. And you like to kill it.
I love to keel. Yeah,it's good for everyone. That's a that's
a really good idea. Yeah,because they want you to go have more

(01:50:12):
fun exactly, like, why areyou still here, silly? Go enjoy
joy, go on in the world, Go live your life. Pardy.
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much for giving the
what you show, some of yourvaluable time this week. You know we
love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can suck
it. We'll catch you back hereon Monday. Have yourself a great weekend.
S M D. Double m bye, A great Friday. Mother,