The Woody Show October 7th 2024 Podcast

Weekend Recap, Redneck News, Word of the day & more! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program.
Listener discretion is advise.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
All. This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Hey, good morning everybody. Morning today. It's Monday. It's October seventh,
twenty twenty four. We are The Woody Show and a
good morning to you, brand new week ahead of us.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Here.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
My name is Whaty. That is Greg Gory. Men is
ring to you. Are you doing I'm doing great? Thank
you for asking Menace. I want to check in. Yeah,
there's Gina grad Hey there, we got Sea Bass, we
got Sammy, We've got our employee of the month. Our
is bored right there, We've got let's see, Caroline's here, Morgan,
our associate producer, Vaughn is here. Phones they're open at

(01:18):
eight seven seven four. You can hit us up with
the text over to two to nine eight seven. Looking
forward to weekend. Cheers and jeers. Hope you had a
great weekend. We'll recap redneck News, brand new red Neck
News also Menaces.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Word of the day.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yay.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
We'll have all the.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Big trending news headlines that and whatever else we decide
to pull out of our bottom.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Here this morning. It seems to happen to you.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Always have a plan, and there's always all these two
or three things that come up that weren't intended.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
We got a pivot.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, it's all good. A couple wood he showed, did
you knows?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Probably did, but okay, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Researchers review the male age that women find attractive above
all others.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Would you say that would be forty thirty, forty seven,
thirty four.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Thirty seven, thirty four. Uh, it's either thirty eight or
thirty nine, one of those two years, is what most
of them will say on average. Yeah, how chicks feel
about like you know, it seems to be a very
popular all of a sudden, is the salt and pepper thing?

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Zadis?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah, that's a zaddy?

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I had heard the word. Wasn't sure exactly what it was.
It was last week you guys were explaining to me.
What for those of you who might not know, it
wasn't like Jeff, like.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
Jeff Goldbloom, like a hot older guy like hot everybody
everybody has called him the original ZADDI, really like.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
A John Stamos, or.

Speaker 7 (02:54):
He's not a zaddy yet?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, timeless, what are you talking about?

Speaker 7 (03:01):
Zay?

Speaker 6 (03:02):
But Jeff Golb was like always stylish and he's like
this tall thing guy that everyone says the Zaddy.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
I never heard anybody indicate him as a zach. But
before we get too far ahead, zadi is just the
new word for silver fox.

Speaker 8 (03:16):
And it's not a new word at all.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, but but.

Speaker 8 (03:19):
But for somebody who's obsessed with what's new.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
It's the salt and pepper thing like uh that I've
just heard about it more recently about like yeah, I
mean I know, like there there have been like, oh,
the silver fox or whatever those are guys were like.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
You, I should reword it is the word that people
are using instead of because I've.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Seen stuff about like when you're going to like the
stuff that you can buy to you know, color your hair,
your beard. It's like touch of gray.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
It seems to be more.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
See are you so are you considering downgrading from shoe
polish to touch of gray?

Speaker 4 (03:54):
What do you know?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
That's not shoe poles, not shoe polish. It looks natural shoe.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
But I have to admit that the older I get,
the more I'm like, I like that little.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Oo silver Street how about like a Joe Manganello Mangianello
or whatever? Would he qualified?

Speaker 9 (04:10):
Oh yeah, Zaddy, Well, I am looking at a list
right now too, when John Stamos is on it, Gina,
So that's too weird.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
He's like forever twenty five.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
No, he's not.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Have you seen his face. I think he's grown a beard.
It's at least off and.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
On if you're in Qatar or cutter, depending on how
you want to say it. I hope you like dudes,
because it is a sausage fest over there. They have
the world's highest gender ratio two hundred and fifty males
per one hundred females.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Oh my god, a lot of dudes.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Is that because of the immigrant workers? Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
I don't know the reason.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
That's it's physically impossible.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Otherwise sixty six percent of Americans would continue to use
products even after a recall.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Really, yeah, I.

Speaker 8 (04:55):
Mean, if it's a food thing, I'll take my chances.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
I've been the same. There's been a number of times. Oh,
I've heard about the whatever recall?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
You guys, are you going home to throw anything out?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
And just like no, not really, no.

Speaker 8 (05:07):
Not doing that.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Also, like you get a recall about your car or whatever.
They'll harass the crap in me Like, all right, I'll
bring it because I need a oil change anyway, So yeah,
go and do that. The average person this room. But
the average person will take about two hundred and sixteen
point three million steps in their lifetime, which is the
equivalent of walking all the way around the Earth five times. Now,

(05:33):
that assumes the average active person takes around seventy five
hundred steps per day.

Speaker 8 (05:38):
We'll do stuff to avoid taking.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
I think I do, though, but I just out eat it.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah right, Yeah, walks a lot.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Yeah, on the you know, going to the festivals and
stuff like that. You walk like thirteen miles a day.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Do you have like a step count? Did you ever
look at what's your average? My average? I always look at.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Mine seventeen steps a day and.

Speaker 8 (06:01):
I don't look.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
It doesn't matter zero what he showed.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Did you know hot pockets were called chunk stuffers?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
I did not know that insult.

Speaker 7 (06:11):
I'm gonna start using it.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
They were called chunk stuffers when they debuted in the
nineteen seventies.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Stuffer.

Speaker 8 (06:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
They're like, I don't know if this name is gonna
work out that we're going to move on from chunk stuffers.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
Chunk stuff me.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Also, each year in Japan, there's your daily mention of Japan. Japan,
thousands of people deliberately disappear without a trace. It's a
phenomenon so common that there's a word for like the
word means evaporated people, but it's johatsu.

Speaker 8 (06:41):
And they disappear on purpose.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
You said, yeah, they just disappear without a trace.

Speaker 8 (06:46):
Like faking their own death.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Are we talking about you just going off the grid
for a weekend or what's going on here?

Speaker 8 (06:51):
Don't go on a.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Reckless yeah, Like they just go away and nobody ever
hears looking.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah, look look at that with j.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
U H A T.

Speaker 8 (06:59):
S U.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
And they're like, you know what I've done?

Speaker 6 (07:01):
Yeah, you make it sound like exactly, like they don't
want to be found.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
They're not kidnapped. Oh okay this yeah, this is yeah,
it's like going out and like like if I if
Greg moved to Peru and just said, hey I'm gone,
I'm out. Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Never seen never heard from again. There are six states
where dogs are legally part of your family. New York, Alaska, California, Illinois, Maine,
and New Hampshire. Other than that, they are not a
part of your.

Speaker 8 (07:28):
Family, but in your hearts. It's in everything that's right,
that's right.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
And here I'll give you.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
I'll give you one more little Woody Show. Did you
know diarrhea was the leading cause of death for the
troops the Civil War? Oh boy, and the soldiers even
had an honor code where they wouldn't shoot someone who
was pooping.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Oh yeah, that back when gentlemen were gentlemen.

Speaker 8 (07:54):
The time.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Right, you're constantly like, you're always in the toilet, you're
firing your musket, yeah exactly, But at the same time
you were doing it from a squatted position.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Hold on, hold on, Yeah, diarrhea.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
They wouldn't need to shoot them because they would just
die of embarrassment. Yeah, what are you doing that dish
over there? So yeah, yeah, so it was a trick thing.
They were like, noah, I got it.

Speaker 8 (08:17):
Yeah, I'll shoot myself.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah all right, eight seven seven forty four. What if
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Show will be right back. The Woody Show will be
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Speaker 8 (08:32):
Now here's where it gets rude, and this will give
Greg Gory's my money, needed time to think about everything.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
He's gonna vacuum when he gets home later. Yes, the
Woody Show will be right back.

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Speaker 1 (09:02):
What's seventy three minus four?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, it's hot and.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
It's Monday morning. It's October to seventh.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, twenty twenty four. I hope you're all are well
and had a great weekend. Lovely weekend, Woodie. That's Greg Gory.
There's Menace who had a lovely weekend. There's a Gina Grant. Hey,
we've got Sea mask. Yeah, we got Sammy phones are
open eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Wood hit us up.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Of the text over to two to nine eight seven
something different for the Redneck News this hour. Because there's
a few things that all popped up that I couldn't decide.
So three little nuggets that'll make up one round of
redneck news that's coming up. Also your weekend cheers and jeers.

(09:55):
Hell Y, I think every time it plays like he's
more and more happy and impressed with this world.

Speaker 8 (10:03):
Hey cheers.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yeah, yeah, it's a pretty hot track.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
All right, So weekend cheers and jeers, it wants to begin.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
I'll go first, all right, cheers to my close personal
friend and fellow Nashville and Nate barget See.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
And they're good hosting John. And it's weird because he came.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Out of nowhere, no one really knew him, and he's
not a super mega famous stand up, which is that
he's not a Kevin Hart who you would expect to
hostess now and now it's two years in a row
and he's he's really awkward and he's really weird. I
love his his George Washington sketch. Oh, that was so
fun I like you twice. It's very funny.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
It's stuff because it's very dry, like you really have
to think about it.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
He's cleaning. He's just like an every His thing is
he's an everyday dumb dude from uh. I think he's
actually from Hermitage, Tennessee. For all of you Nashville geography
heads out there, Oh yeah, and he did it all
day and I talked to him about this. He's he's
legitimately a Vanderbilt football a Vanderbilt football fan. And for
folks who don't know, Vanderbilt an SEC school, Yeah, you
always forget because he, like the Alabama's of the world,

(11:03):
always right him off. Well, that's an easy win. That's
an easy one. They actually won.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah, no, I mean it was a crazy weekend for upsets. Yeah,
Vanderbilt rolling the tide, beating Alabama.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
By the way.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
You see the Vanderbilt students, they stormed the field of course.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Soars to them. Yeah yeah again. Vanderbilt gets these wins
once every decade.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
And they ripped out the goalposts out of the groud.
They dragged them miles away into the Cumberland River.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
You do. Yeah, I mean, well again, it's never gonna
happen again in their lifetime. And here's my dad, Vanderbilt
grad who he right, he writes them off because he's
a Cubs fan and a Bears fan and a Vanderbilt fan.
So he's got no sports future.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, total, four teams ranked in the top ten lost
in week six. Arkansas beat number four, Tennessee, number eleven,
USC lost to Minnesota, Washington defeated number ten, Michigan, number
twenty five, Texas A and M beat number nine Missouri,
SMU beat number twenty two Louisville, and Sarah qu'es beat
number twenty five UNLV And there were some other ones
in there too. But I mean, I'm not a big

(12:04):
follower of college football, but even you know, but even
that headline made my feed.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah, but that's good part about college because it is
a little less professionals. You get teams just have an
off week or whatever, and it's fun for that. So
cheers to that's the whole city of Nashville, Naper. I
guess he included a jeers to the fan experiences at
comic cons. These are like, these are the things where
you pay a lot of money to get a photo
with somebody who's very, very famous. It's a log back story,

(12:32):
but I was approximately three inches away from Michael J.
Fox and Christopher Lloyd this weekend.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Okay again, I'm a back to the Future fan, like
not not at the Woodies level. But like anybody else.
But it is the most impersonal. They might as well
be wax figures, money grab. And I know people are
gonna say, well, Michael J. Fox at Parkinson's, it's not
about that, it's not about that.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Now, we've been through a lot of these and literally
it's just like just pull up and take you for
three seconds.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
They tell you do not touch, And I get that
because you don't want people get it hugging over whoever.
But it's you cannot have any props with you, you
cannot have any bags with you. And I get that
they want to move people along, but.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
For no talking, no talking, it's it's literally talking.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
No, you can't say anything to that. They don't look
at you. They're they're sitting there on a chair in
front of like the the the Olin Mills backdrop of
like you know, the marble texturing or whatever. You walk in,
it's look at the camera five seconds and you were
out that door.

Speaker 10 (13:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
I've changed some of those interactions on social media and
they seem both probably at.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Least the ones the ones that we put on. Yeah, people,
you know, especially like Christopher Lloyd.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
I've said, because I get a lot of back to
the future, not so much college football back to the
Future stuff, and it seems like Christopher Lloyd's very chatty.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Yes, but when you get to the super A listers,
you know, like you go to a lot of these
comic cons and it's like somebody who does a voice
on Bob's Burgers or whatever those I talk to you. Yeah, yeah,
Well it's let's say, let's say, for instance, you paid
four hundred and twenty five dollars to get a picture
with Christopher Lloyd and h and Michael J.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Fox.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Five again, five seconds, no conversation, no hello, know how
you do and no shaking I got, no shaking a
hand whatever. But it's it's so and it's also applies
to the autograph portion. Let's say you have a you know,
a hover board from Back to the Future. You want
it sign by Michael J.

Speaker 8 (14:23):
Fox.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Let's say you pay three hundred and sixty dollars for this.
It is walk in the door, hand us the item.
We'll have a cup well of a guy. You'll you'll
stand back, you know, five feet for Michael J.

Speaker 8 (14:34):
Fox.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
He won't look at you. We'll slide the ad in
front of him. He'll he'll we'll slide it over to
you and you're out that door. Bye. No, no, no
photos allowed of Michael J. Fox signed. Again, not the
parkeets and stuff, we understand. No photos allowed of him
signing that Hubbard board. So you can't authenticate or whatever there,
Oh no, no you can. You can go outside that
room and they have an authenticator booth set up for

(14:56):
an extra fifteen dollars. See, that's why you to do
it yourself, right, because I've seen, in fact, I just
coincidentally I saw some like some artists painted a giant,
you know, portrait of Michael J. Fox, and on that
in the frame they have a photo of him signing
said portrait.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Right, so I've seen that before.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Right, But again this is and again I know it's
again forget the Parkins thing. This happens to other people
of that stature.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
So total, you were what four hundred some bucks.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Plus you got to pay to get inside that convention
that much of a Well, again, this is a project.
This is not for me. This is a separate project,
separate from the show, exceparate from you know, it's a
long story.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Why why I'm doing this. It's always something exactly you
can't do something.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
I felt bad for him, I felt bad for the fans.
It's so impersonal. Uh, and I I promised myself and
the guy I was with, I talked to hims like,
if I ever get that famous for four hundred something dollars,
I'll give you a minute of my time. Yeah, exactly
for that. Again, forget the Parkinson's for for four hundreds

(15:59):
and the dollars, you can't give me a minute thirty
or a hello? Yeah, but how many people are in
there's so much. That's the point. Is you either cap that,
cap it right, because because it's so again, they might
as well have been wax figures. He didn't make eye contact.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
The text here says the price should pay is for
the autograph, not for some kind of personal experience with.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
The actual I understand that makes things more valuable. Dumbass
in the text, I fully understand that. But then why
am I even going there to sit down? I'll just
send off, I'll send it to him, I'll put it
in a package. Why am I waiting in line for hours?
I think that, Well, it's not bitter about it.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
Yeah, I think some of the worst ones, though, is
like you pay for this VIP experience of being greet
and then they make everybody take a group photo together.
Oh it looked out for those ones to put.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Ourselves on our back. But when we would when we
do something, it literally is you can handshake conversation.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
You hang out with the person.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Yeah, so jeers the jeers to Michael say Fox, you suck.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
We just shake it off. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 8 (17:01):
Greg Gory cheers to something that is usually my least
favorite thing in the world to do, and that is
go to the airport. Cheers to our trip to the
airport on Friday. Woody, Gina and myself haven't laughed that
hard probably in decades. With Woody peeling out at every

(17:21):
right hand turn.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
It was we had this crappy rental Hundai something, and
we realized, because it's got no real get up and go,
it's a rear rear wheel drive, and so we realized,
like oh man, just days late, that you can really
make this thing peel around a corner. So like from
a dead stop making a right turn, you turn the wheel,

(17:43):
just gas it as hard as you can't goes in
this crappy pussy.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
With a delayed screen, and it killed Greg Guy.

Speaker 8 (17:53):
I thought I was going to pee and vomit choke,
I was laughing.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
It's actually yeah, oh.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
So like I'm like, yes, there's two more turns, right,
and so we just did it around every turn, like
laugh so hard like that I felt even even hours later,
I felt like a little nauseous, right because I was
laughing so hard. I was going I wish we had
more time.

Speaker 8 (18:14):
I wanted to not go and just keep driving around.
I never thought I'd have that much fun going to
an airport, and that was so much fun.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
What about your jeers?

Speaker 8 (18:26):
My jeers is of course, get home and uh have
a first free weekend in literally three weeks. And I
got sick n.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
So as usual and then but define being sick like cold, cough,
sneeze in, sore throat and then now I'm feeling better.
But you weren't like laid up in bed. Yeah, I
mean no, no, I still do stuff and infect other people, right, yeah, probably, Yeah,
that's more than.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Likely Mario's mouth.

Speaker 8 (18:54):
Oh yeah, I did a lot more than just cough.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
We can't oh hell yeah about five grade weekend cheers
and jeers.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
Menace awesome weekend, way too short. I went to another
food festival, which I loved and I had like the
best time at that food festival, and then it was
just like my gears though, is just way too short.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
You know.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
I wish I had like one more day of the
weekend because I hadn't been able to catch up on
all the streaming stuff that I want to watch, like
the Aaron Hernandez stuff.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
The.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Bernandez brothers all that stuff. Also also I wanted to
see how bad the Joker was.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
All my friends were talking about maybe if you would,
just like, you know, schedule a weekend every once in
a while where you don't.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
Have fourteen things because it's it's all stuff.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
That you agreed to go and do, Like you have
to do the food festival thing. I realized that you
had a work event on Friday. Yeah, but like when
that was over, just to be able to go. You
know what, man, I'm off the clock every once. I
know you like to go and do stuff.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
But at the event, like the food event wasn't until
like some the clock at night. I had my whole day,
and then yesterday I have my whole day. But you know,
I'll give yourself a free and clear weekend. I know
it doesn't look like I do, but I absolutely do.
And I'm very disciplined about sleep and things like that.

Speaker 8 (20:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, because it just seems like he's always got someplace
to be, somewhere to go, like almost like a fear
of standing still.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
There's a lot of hours in the day.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah, you should try watching her show during the show manis.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, try that out during our show, yeah, catch before Yeah, yeah,
I should totally do that, all right, all.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Right, Gina grad weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
Well my cheer was also our right to the airport,
but I'll change mind for this.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
I got home Brighten early the next day, had my
steps on the first soccer game.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
And little guys scored the first.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
Goal of the whole season night. I was very proud
he scored a goal before uh, he didn't score a lot.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Okay, well that's good. That's even more excited.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Kids.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Soccer A positions with standing on the field, I could
tell you it's wherever the ball is.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
They do do that before, supposed to be closer to
the goal. No, no defender, I don't know. I don't
know what they're called, but he looks super adorbed.

Speaker 6 (21:22):
My jeers though they the boys, my, my husband and
step son celebrated with Wendy's, which is now they're like
they're back, They're on a Wendy's kick.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
I haven't had Delicious, and I haven't since I just.

Speaker 6 (21:34):
Kind of fell off my radar. But they said, do
you want do you want a Frosty?

Speaker 7 (21:38):
And I was like, dude, the frosty? Yes, a frosty jeers,
what okay?

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Which flavor?

Speaker 7 (21:47):
Thank you? There should only be one flavor of Frosty.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
No, Frosty used to be called light chocolate, which because
it was a blend of vanilla.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
And chocolate chocolate.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Yeah, but it's like a it's like a vanilla blended chocolate. Correct.

Speaker 6 (22:04):
Now it's just vanilla or chocolate. Like they don't do
the old school.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
No, the chocolate one is the old school one. No
it' yeah, Gina, you haven't had Wendy since high school.
I had Wendy's like last week. You think five minutes ago.

Speaker 7 (22:18):
That's the same as when we were kids.

Speaker 6 (22:19):
Yeah, you're misremembering because I tasted it and I was like,
and then it had this like really chemically after taste.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Gina's grad one thousand percent correct according to Wikipedia. Thank you.
Dave Thomas created the original light Chocolate by combining chocolate
and vanilla flavors because he thought pure chocolate would overwhelm
the taste of the hamburgers.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Thank you, Yes, but I mean it still tastes the
same to me.

Speaker 7 (22:41):
Okay, you having it for a year after and maybe
you burnt out your taste buds.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Did they slow roll? Like you know, they started adding
a little less vanilla, a little less vanilla, pure chocolate
and now.

Speaker 6 (22:53):
You have a choice between chocolate vanilla, like there's no choice.
It's just Wendy's frosty flavor.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
And this one was no boy, no that.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
It was that cream school one that they had, that
orange one. Yeah, that was so good, Harry refreshing, that
was really good.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Yeah, I remember the bleach that was added to my
is going to tell me that there was They're trying
to have the Krusty krab right coming to Wendy's.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
Oh yeah, and they're going to have a Pineapple under
the sea frosty to go with wait for people to
fight in the parking lot and stuff.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
So I mean, god, I guess if you haven't had
something for that long, maybe because like exactly.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
What it's supposed to taste like.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
You haven't seen somebody for a long time. Yeah, and
all of a sudden they look different. But if you're
hanging around them all the time, you wouldn't notice that change.
I'm really disappointed in myself as I guess the bottom line.

Speaker 7 (23:42):
Yeah, I get it, we forgive you.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
It's a common thread.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
I don't even remember what Gena's talking about. Frosty No, like, yeah, yeah,
the flavor.

Speaker 7 (23:52):
It was like a combination.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
That's why, Like the joke was always is it chocolate?

Speaker 7 (23:55):
Is what exactly? It's Wendy's flavor.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, it was so good. I got that, Like Frosty Pass,
they've offered one.

Speaker 7 (24:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, punch your card.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
No, they make it's like a little key chain thing.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
But like you you go there and you make a
donation of like you know, Dave's Kids or whatever the
hell it is their their charity, usually a Halloween thing,
and then every time we come through Wendy's, you get
a free Frosty for a year.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
I need to get back on this. This is like
somebody who's been in the Amazon for decades, like yeah, right,
teaching her Frosty's right, Sammy Weekend Cheers and Jeers.

Speaker 11 (24:29):
So my cheers is too because we've been traveling so much. Recently,
I got my dog back. She's been with my parents,
so I'm very excited about that.

Speaker 9 (24:35):
And I hung out with my parents. We saw beetlejuice,
beetle juice, we went to sushi.

Speaker 11 (24:39):
It was a great time. I love hanging out with
my parents.

Speaker 9 (24:42):
And then my jeers is as soon as I was
driving home from doing that stuff with my parents and
thinking like, oh, what a great time we had.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
I parents told you that they.

Speaker 8 (24:50):
Hate you or I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
I forgot the dog.

Speaker 9 (24:53):
A video that men Is posted to social media his
food fest event that he had invited me to go to,
but I said, no, I'm gonna be with my parents.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Whatever what happened, the.

Speaker 7 (25:04):
Wreck and Meyer was there.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Breck and Meyer was not only there, breck and Meyer
was speaking with Menace. Yes, and uh, Menace actually told
him about how you had a dream about him.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
And look who's coming to the door right now.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
And here's what Breck and Meyer had to say to
Menace about it.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Oh he's dreaming about me. I'm Harry, which is a coincidence.
I just had dreamed about you.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
Said, oh, hello, I can't talk about it right now
a friend.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So breck and Meyer was
like the coolest.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
I show up to this food festival called chain Fest,
and within ten minutes I spot breck.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
And Meyer was just chilling like kids or something. You know.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
He was there at the cracker barrel booth. No, no,
because Chainfest is about chain restaurants that they like elevate
their food and you know, they get fans them and
then you should fancy. And yeah, he was in line.
I go, dude, I think that's breck and Meyer right there.
We're just talking about it. So I went up to him.

(26:01):
He was super cool and there was like a ton
of people there. Your girlfriend, Woody Bob, Bobby Altoff was there.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Oh, my girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Seth Rogan was there. Dude.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
He's way taller than I thought he was. I thought
he was a short guy. No, he's BIG's pretty big, dude.
Yeah yeah. And I talked to bj Novak, who's like
the co founder, and he was like really cool in
the co found.

Speaker 7 (26:23):
At the festival.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Yeah, oh wowy Menace. You know who was in line
with like literally in front of me to get a
picture with Christopher Lloyd and Michael J. Fox was Jim Jefferies,
Steve Oh, he was like he had a show, what
he said, several shows on TV. He's there with his
kid at celebrities are just like us. I just and
you would know this sea beast. I saw Adam twenty
two with his lady, who was at this menace you

(26:46):
were like at the White Party, Andy Cohen was there.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
And then for people that are really into Instagram, Zach
King was there. He's like the special effects Instagram guys,
like twenty nine million followers on Instagram. It was super fun.
It was a great event.

Speaker 11 (27:01):
And I said no with my parents.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Jeers, that is my jeers.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
I just said I didn't have enough time.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Didn't have enough time. For some reason, it has got
into a vortex. All right, well my cheers. Even though
it was crazy busy and we were like all over
the place and it was exhausting and everything else was
the last three trips right in a row that we
had to take all together. It's a it's a new
team and everybody just had the best time, the best

(27:35):
I mean honestly, I mean I'll go around the room.
You can correct me if I'm wrong. It was fun
so much fun. Everybody just like the vibe and like
just I don't know, the whole.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Thing, so much laughing, yeah, just.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Laughing and interaction. And it was it was, it was
really really great and I am so happy with this
this current team, and it's it's awesome and I just was.
I was just having like a moment. I was like, Wow,
that was really great. I can't remember even like a
single trip that that we have that we have taken

(28:09):
over the years. That was as great as any one
of those those individual trips, those three trips, let alone,
all three all together, it was. It was really great
and lots of singing jeers. The jeers would be to
why does the universe hate me?

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
So as much fun as we had in the car.
On the way back to the airport to return it,
I returned the car to the wrong rentalility because we
were I was so distracted and had so much fun.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
I returned to hurts.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
I returned even though it was a National rental car,
because we had had hurts that I got them all confused.
We had hurts the week before, and I had hurts
on the brain and we're just laughing at peeling out
tires and stuff.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
So anyway, no big deal.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
I hit him up. I said, hey, I accidentally returned
this to Hurts Medicine.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (28:57):
He said, oh my god, I returned the car the
wrong thing.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yeah, that's that's when it hit me.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Well, because nowadays they have a lot of the times
those are unmanned. Ye.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Well, yeah, nobody came up to it. So I'm like,
I heard the keys on the dash.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
And left on that because I remember a couple of
years ago where I returned it to the Dallas Airport. Yeah.
Two weeks later, you alas.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Fifteen hundred dollars because I returned the car I got,
I got the final receive and yeah, they got it.
And I screenshot the conversation with the agents that oh, no,
it happens all the time, don't worry about it. Well,
we'll let them know we're coming to pick it up.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
So there was that, and then the other thing was like,
all right, so very excited about this new washer and dryer.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
It gets delivered.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yeah, everything gets hooked up and I throw a first
load of laundry in there, put in the dryer. The
dryer is not heating. Yeah, so it says, you know,
open the gas line and make sure the gas it's
all connected. The gas line is open. It was working
with the previous dryer. It was the washing machine that
was the problem. Now it's the dryer that's the problem.
It's just non stop, these little things. I had a

(29:58):
soda that opened up in my.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
So yeah, that was earlier in the morning before the thing.
Oh yeah, soda exploded in his back.

Speaker 8 (30:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
And it wasn't even like it exploded.

Speaker 10 (30:07):
It had the tiny pinhole and it.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Was like but like to where like you'd have to
really be looking for this leak. It was such a small,
slow and just all over my stuff.

Speaker 8 (30:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
And so it's just the a lot of this kind
of crap. And so it's like, you know what, You're
not going to defeat me, universe. Yeah you're not.

Speaker 8 (30:25):
You're not going to do it.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
But it just seems to be like one thing after
an they just can't get a break kind of thing.

Speaker 7 (30:30):
You are very death by a thousand paper cuts.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely for sure. Well, we hope you
had a great weekend. It is the Woody Show. We're
gonnake a quick break and I told you something a
little bit different for the red Neck News because we
have like three different things that I can't ignore the
other two. For just recover, We're gonna make three little
nuggets of redneck news and one red neck news report

(30:53):
that will be next on the Woodies Show.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Hang on, cheers and jeers.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Hell yeah, man, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Can we get this on a soundtrack?

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Sounds like it like an official Woody Show soundtrack as
in June.

Speaker 8 (31:07):
Shouldn't I just man up and stop being a whining
cleef boy?

Speaker 1 (31:11):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Well, you know, you always have to make decisions in life.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Yeah, you can.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Go with this, you can go with that.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
You can go with this, or you go with that
engine engine number nine on the New York Tresent nine.
If my track fallows up, track, pick.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
It up, pick it up, pick it up? Choice yours?
All right?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
So a redneck news. I had three different things to consider.
I decided, what the hell I'm gonna take all three
nuggets and combine it into one report.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Wood Show.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
If your sister's college fund involves two for one table.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Dances and you're her biggest contributors, read nick news. All right,
So three different things, hell, I'll be considered redneck news.
The first one I saw was this guy, this rancher
in Montana. He was just sentenced to us in federal
prison time for illegally using tissue and testicles from a

(32:04):
large sheep that he hunted in Central Asia to clone
and breed a hybrid sheep just so he can have
more sheep for trophy hunting in Texas in Minnesota. All right,
So he's got to pay all these fines and everything else.

Speaker 12 (32:16):
All right.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
So there's that this other story, like, let's.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Say every one of the turn your nicotine addiction into
something productive. Yes, did you know that you can trade
in your ZIN reward points to go see a concert
with country music star Dirk's Bentley.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Oh you bet you.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
One ZIN equals fifteen rewards points. Nice, and the Dirks
Bentley show is three thousand points. Wow. That's all you
gotta do is suck down two hundred those bad boys
and the concert is all yours. This is a term
I hadn't heard before. If you're a z enthusiast and
have been scanning your points this whole time, you should

(32:57):
check your balance. Okay, for sure, you could trade him
to go see Dirk's Bentley.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
Remember our buddy Randy, he was trying to get a
trigger grill. Uh yeah, he was like digging in garbage
trying to get Boy, how many I.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Don't know, have to talk to somebody who's like, uh,
who Zin's a lot better? Maybe Bird Kruscher or our
friend Tim Martinez. Uh huh, Like how many would you
go through a day? Like how many of those little
good question? I don't know, A little package. I don't
know one or two. Just sent Greg and medicine too
a bailspin.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Again, I've seen.

Speaker 9 (33:29):
People double up on those, which because it depends like
if you're going to do with three or six, or
if you have three, you might put two in your
mouth and.

Speaker 10 (33:36):
It's a whole thing.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
I mean, Greg said two in his mouth at the
same time, but.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
It's not Zen, not Zen.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
And then the other story I had here fifty two
year old woman. This is her name, you guys, Marijuana
Pepsi van Dyke. She said that she was given that
name at birth by her mother, and then her mother
promised her that name would quote take her around the
world because it was so original, But it hasn't.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
She doesn't even smoke weed or drink SODA's.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
But she said she's never gonna change her name, just
to make a point that you can't judge, judge.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Somebody by their name alone.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Oh yes, you can, just yeah instantly, Yeah, marijuana Pepsi
van Dyke. Who the hell names their kid marijuana Pepsy
van Dyke. I'm not saying that she's the redneck, but
the parents are certainly under consideration.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
How did she show up to school and then that
teacher goes, really yeah.

Speaker 7 (34:32):
Just call her Mary Jane Mary.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
So there you go.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
That is today's little batch of red nick marijuana Pepsi
van Dyke. Never gonna get your name on a mug
that way, or pencils the gift shops on field trips
that always suck for those kids.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
We'll definitely get a lot of things that say marijuana.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (34:55):
Yeah, her brother heroin doctor Pepper.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I don't care. Why are you be listening?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
You love it as long as you're listening.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
This is the Hoodie Show.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Well, a couple of things.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
One you know about the Weezer tickets, so we're giving
away every hour, not scary farm passes. We got those
each morning this weekend the Woody Show four packs, so
you can enjoy that. The other thing we want you
to know about is coming up. Our next big Woody
Show events could be happening at Marongo Casino Resort and Spa.
It is a free event. There will be an artist performing.

(35:30):
We'll be able to tell you that hopefully by the
end of the week.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
It's happening on Friday, November the first. It's our big
November Uno party. We're still trying to figure out what
we're going to call the thing.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
We always need to.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Have a little cute name for you, that's true. But
it's gonna be from eight to eleven pm. So Marongo
Casino Resort and Spa with the Woody Show Friday November first,
eight to eleven pm.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Plan to be there now.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
We want to get everybody out there and we'll have
more information, like I said, hopefully by the end of
the week. Okay, phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
Wooding hit us up with the text over to two
to nine eight seven And I'm beginning to think that
Gina grad is the new Greg Gory. Oh really, because
like for many years, Greg has been our most when

(36:17):
it comes to technology, the most challenged. Oh yeah person
here on the show. And Gina after the whole air
tags thing. Yeah, she put an air tag. She attached
an air tag on her phone. Yeah, she still has
one attached to the lid of her laptop.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
That's what you were supposed to.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
Do, has its own air tag in it, correct, it's
just just just not getting Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
So the latest thing is she screwed up. She's already
screwed She just got the new iPhone sixteen and she's
already screwed it up.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Oh really Yeah.

Speaker 6 (36:53):
So I'm trying to figure out this whole mag safe thing,
and I got really excited.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
So you've never had a phone that had the mag
safe where you just sit it on the magnetic charger. No,
that is fancy.

Speaker 6 (37:04):
So I got one of these compatible pop sockets, but
it's a magnet and you just pop it off and
put the mag safe on. And I'm sitting there, I'm
so excited, and there's all these little tags like peeling
everything off, and I'm peeling everything and it's so fun.
And I stick it on and I can't get it off,
and I've tried and I've tried.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Oh just off.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
You just solve your own problem.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yeah, yeah, okay, Because she was telling me that she
did something where she peeled.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Yeah, I'll look at that.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
We're trying for tuning.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Okay, so it stands that I wonder who's the more
technology challenged person.

Speaker 8 (37:44):
I think Gina just took the title.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, so happy.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
I just ordered another one magnet. How the work?

Speaker 7 (37:51):
I thought I peeled off the maget? This is you, guys,
this is huge.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
I have goosebumps.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
I do too, but for a different reason.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Yeah, of disbelief. I don't know if it's that or
douce chills. I can't figure out what it is. Wow, okay,
well there you go. I guess she sold her problem. Yeah,
she thought that she had ruined it, like she had
peeled the wrong adhesive thing off and now she couldn't
get so it's stuck there and she couldn't use the
mag safe charger.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
All right, well Greg, great, Now can you see how
it looks to the rest of us?

Speaker 8 (38:24):
Yes, okay, Although I will admit I've never even heard
of magic.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
Challenge that Greg is still the most untecht savvy in
the room.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
Don't you have a phone, Greg, that you just let
it on the magnet charger?

Speaker 8 (38:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
Yeah he does.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
What that big ring is? Okay?

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Argument is at least Gina tries.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
You try.

Speaker 7 (38:46):
I just failed, horrific.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
I just had congratulations. I'm glad you figured it out.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
This is amazing.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
Eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Woodie hit us up with a text over to two
two nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Way got people. This is the Witty Show, all right,
we's beck Hey, yeah, he's joining us.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Welcome to a brand new week. It's Monday, It's the
Woodie Show. It's also Menaces birthday month. Yeah, which seems
to be going pretty well so far. Let's get the
official update, Dren.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
It's October and you know what that means.

Speaker 8 (39:27):
It's Menaces birthday month.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
The counter is fine, all right, Well, we're about twenty days,
fifteen hours, eight minutes or so, yes, away from MENACE's birthday.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
We are What kind of update you got.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
For us here at Menace.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
Well, you know that I wanted to kick a football
inside of a stadium yep, and somebody reached out and
that would be the super Dome. And I have presented
a bunch of dates and times, so I'm just waiting
for them to let me know what is available to
them for me to go ahead and do that. I
also asked to shoot some baskets inside, you know, a venue,

(40:10):
and somebody within our company said, hey, I'm really cool
with the Spurs, so I can probably make that happen
with the Spurs. So that's really good. And then nothing
on the front of being in Fast and Furious eleven.
No one has reached out about that.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Nobody.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
Surprisingly, even though we know a lot of people that
kind of work in the area, nobody at Pizza hut
HQ has come through at all.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
I just haven't heard about it yet. They haven't got
everything we say.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
I know.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
This is why we're putting this word out there. Yeah,
I mean, Menace has a bucket list that you can
help them out with. If you do know somebody, you
can help us out get the word out.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
Yeah, we would love to visit Pizza hut HQ, but
check this out. So you know how I was at
a food vessel over the weekend, right, Yes, you know
who had a booth there was Panda Express. I was
just at the booth and the pr people from Panda
Express recognized me and came up to me. They're like,
aren't you minutes We heard about your birthday month and

(41:10):
how you want to come by the innovation kitchen we
can make that happen.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
See that's the problem is we heard about it and
then we did nothing like you have it. As social
media people should be emailing you. Feel free. We are like.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Okay, So here's an email we got. This is Matthew.
Good afternoon. I'm a new one New Orleans era area
photographer and I have heard that you would like to
do a kick. Have you tried contacting the super Dome
about kicking a field goal?

Speaker 5 (41:38):
Yes, they reached me. They reached out to me.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
And if that does happen, I would certainly provide some
photos for y'all portfolio filled with interest y'all. That's from Matthew.

Speaker 7 (41:50):
You Matthew for your new NFL career.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Yes, yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
And then uh oh, and then we also got an
email from Brianna at Swabao, which is very nice. I
will forward that to you because I think there's some
sensitive information okay in this uh in this email, they
saved us some cool events coming up. All right, so
down for that. Yeah, but anyway, uh doing well? My
name and she manages she's like a manager and stuff.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Yeah, so super fun to do an event there. Yeah,
so that's from Brianna.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Also jbl HQ hit me up and they said they've
been listening for like ten years to The Woody Show,
and we already set up a time and date to
go hang out. I'm very excited about all right, Well
again MENACE's.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Wish bucket list, Well, he wishes this stuff would happened, so.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Especially if you do existence.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Yeah, look if you can, if you can help them,
make a wish kid here, make a bucket kit and
then just real quick, you have UFC.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Like, somebody hit me up said that their cousin works
in the office and they're gonna let them know.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
So I'd love to go to the FC. I wonder
what their cousin does. I don't know the office, but
then that's what I'm talking about. Like you anybody that
you know that has an inside like at a pizza hut.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
I got a badget, can let him in the door? Yeah, right, exactly.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
The Menace Birthday Month bucket list is up there on
our Instagram. Just look for it there at the Woody Show.
It's pinned I think, right to the top of the
of the feed, so you can you can see that there.
We're gonna take a quick break. Happy Birthday Month, menace. Yeah,
more Woody Shows next Returnsages Big Woody Show event coming
up on Friday November one. We're gonna be at Marongo

(43:28):
Casino Resort and Spots, our annual big party that we
throw there. We are going to have an artist performing.
It's a close personal friend of the show. We're very
excited about it. I think it's gonna be a lot
of fun. It's always just a drunken debacle. Yeah, Greg's
falling over in the elevator, things like that. Gina's first

(43:48):
Big Woody Show event. Yeah, yeah, so that'll that'll be fun.
So that's coming up again on Friday, November first. It's
eight to eleven pm. Just telling you now so you
can mark it on your calendar so you could plan.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
To be there.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
It's a free event. The only thing is you got
to be twenty one or older at Akana the Drunken Debacle. Sure,
uh huhh. So uh yeah, Friday November first, Morongo, be
there or be a loser? Yeah sleep.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Wow. Redline is this is.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
It's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Please as punch that you were with us this morning.
It's the Woodie Show Monday October seventh, twenty twenty four,
Woody Greg Menace, Yeah, Gina, Hey, Sammy Sea bass phones
are open eight seven seven forty four Woodie, you can

(44:41):
hit us up of the text over to two to
nine eight seven some of the trending news headlines coming
up for you this morning. And we got a brand
new Menace word of the day.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Awesome learning great, How are we going to do at
this time?

Speaker 8 (44:58):
Because it's always contention.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (45:00):
How we're gonna do it? Like you have to you
have to make legit.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
I am and you have to go back and because
people you're confused, like what did I just listen to? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Yeah, because he likes to.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Just he likes to plow through and forget.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
It's called reading.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Is that what that is?

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Okay, anyway, we have the word of theday calendar. We
give medica page from that Word of to day calendar.
There is the word itself. It has the pronunciation guide
and see what call it has the different definitions. In
this case, there's three for today's word. And it's being
used in a sentence. We ask a little buddy to
give us the proper pronunciation, then deliver all the information

(45:41):
and you just have to read it right off the
page from the calendar, easy menace. What is today's word
of the day?

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Exhilarated? And I don't even have my meta glasses on? Wow,
I know, all right, So what's the word exhilarated?

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Exhilarated?

Speaker 8 (46:02):
All right?

Speaker 4 (46:03):
The definition please.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
Having strong feelings are happy, excitement and uh election, Yes,
do we get to.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Exhilaration having strong feelings of not or of happy excitement
and uh elation? Elation? Okay, there you go.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
All right, it's elation meetings.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
I don't know. All right.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Next we'll take a guess what what would elation?

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Why do I have to learn multiple words? The word
of the.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Yeah we're just having a conversation would be let.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
Me guess, it would be involving excitement.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Yeah, because it says happy excitement and elation. Wouldn't that
be redundant?

Speaker 8 (46:51):
It would be?

Speaker 5 (46:52):
But who knows what this stuff that I'm telling you
what I believe the definition is, and I believe which
is what another form of saying.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Excitement, but it's specifically elevated. Elated is like.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Meaning hyper.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Cloud, not a billion right, Like a bunch of words
have the same meaning, but they have shades of Yeah, assignment.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Okay, that's definition number one. Exhilarated is the word of
the day. Definition number two.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
Okay, being made cheerful or merry, Okay.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Elated, inspirited, animated, all right, now used a sentence, the
word is what uh exhilarated, exhilarated?

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Okay?

Speaker 13 (47:39):
Good?

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
The Mincero found the new Taco Bell menu items to
be so divided, sublime, and extinguished that, upon beholding the
big cheese it tostada menace grew expecially ahilarated, especially exhilarated.

(48:07):
It goes so well, hyper vigilant, to the point of
losing consciousness. He will be missed. Good God, all things considered.
October twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Okay, so we're gonna have to We're gonna have to
go through that again, she made to NPR. So all right,
so from so so from the top the what the gluteus?

Speaker 3 (48:29):
What it's not clitorius?

Speaker 2 (48:33):
No, come on, give it, give it an honest try.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
The glorious It does start with the G.

Speaker 8 (48:38):
Yeah, glentorious, glorious?

Speaker 5 (48:41):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (48:42):
The gluttonous, Oh, the gluttness? What does gluttonus mean? To
eat a lot?

Speaker 5 (48:46):
Okay, all right, Monsignoria found the new a little bit
of a trick question.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
We're gonna we're gonna address the words here as we
go along. So the gluttonous what Menstoria, I told you
the glens Menstoria.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
About the new Taco Bell menu items to be.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
So let's focus on the on the ward. We're trying
to get that work.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
We already ran through it once, Mensoria.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
I don't know what does it mean?

Speaker 4 (49:19):
But first, it's not how you pronounce it?

Speaker 5 (49:20):
Okay, how do you pronounce it?

Speaker 2 (49:23):
M O N s I E? You are okay?

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Cool? I know how do you say it?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
But like, dude, how do you like sounded?

Speaker 5 (49:31):
We could go over five times. I'm still not gonna
get it. So I believe I tried maybe four or
five times already. Look at what this is.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Like, this is if we're taking him back to fourth
grade with his kids at the dinner table. Okay, like
sounded out at monn yes go s I.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
Month soon.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
And the monsooner on soon makes sense in a sentence
like that, I.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Don't know, Yeah, months, monsieur, monsieur, monsieur monsieur, Like what
is that?

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Uh sir? Yeah? Yeah? Like guy French forgets monsieur.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
There you go break over there like we're doing different languages.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
Now, now, come on, all right, what do you mean?
Come on, let's just go. There's more sense found the new.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
Taco bell items divine, sublime and extinguished that.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
It's not extinguished exquisite, Sorry, exquisite bond beholding the big
cheese it tostada.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
Menace grew x exaggerated?

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Menace grew what.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Uh grew exaggerated?

Speaker 3 (50:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (50:55):
No, no, no, yeah, menace crew, I n c R
E A yeah s I N g l Y got it.
I don't know how do you say it?

Speaker 5 (51:06):
How do you say that?

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Increasingly increasingly?

Speaker 5 (51:11):
Okay, got cool.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
I don't like your demeanor right now. I don't like
your dean.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
I don't you know. I was telling my kids right now.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
I don't appreciate your effort right now.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Maybe an effort so you're that's not an e That's
a really good way to teach people in case.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Okay, spinster, let's get back to your Yeah, men grew.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Increasingly increasingly exaggerated.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
No the word of the day, dummy, No wow wow.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
I hate to be seen with you doing homer.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Maybe I'm just trying to get through it. Man, you're
not going to get deserted if you keep this. That's right.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Menace grew increasingly.

Speaker 8 (51:58):
The word of the day.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Exhil rated.

Speaker 8 (52:00):
There you go, and.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
Hypervillagent hypervillagent no sort of Yeah, that's close. Hypervilegent.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
No h Y P E R V E N T
I L A.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
Did I get the word before and now I forgot it? No?

Speaker 3 (52:16):
You didn't.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Hypervlated? Well, I mean closer hyperventilated times.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
I read hyperventilated.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
To the point of losing that to check the tape
on that, No, lose it.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
Hyper vigilant, Yeah, to the point of los losing constans
in this.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
I can't say sure.

Speaker 8 (52:39):
I know the word?

Speaker 3 (52:40):
All right, you will be missed? How about that?

Speaker 8 (52:43):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Not know?

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Gez what's wrong?

Speaker 3 (52:49):
You start up and talk about what they take that
big cheese it.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Yeah it's not it's not great.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Yeah the cheese it doesn't have a play. Yeah it
looks cool.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
Yeah, all right, you're gonna cherry pick some text right now.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
I want to read them all?

Speaker 2 (53:08):
You want to read them all? Is the Taco Bell
cheese a toast up? Yes, they say they hate regular cheese.

Speaker 8 (53:13):
Its great goldfish I do and Jesus both yeah, like
Jesus either. They just don't taste like cheese.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Well, it was great that he nailed the pronunciation right
off the bat, but the rest was a little rough.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
To say the least man. It's his word of the day, everybody.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Yeah, Condered quick Break got some of the the trending
news headlines coming up for your next.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Thing show, Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
A couple of the trending news headlines for you this morning.
Hurricane Milton is the hurricane of the week that bastard
wanting Helen now to Milton expect to hit western Florida.
They think, like Tampa area on Wednesday, is a major hurricane,
possibly a Category three or category four. It's just swirl

(54:06):
and looks crazy looking at some of the reports, you know,
the radar and stuff.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
It's massive.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
Not to get political here, but but I'm going to
anyways because I think but.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
Kevin, Kevin just cranked down the hurricane dial.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
I think Greg made a good point really because we
were talking about the last hurricane and they go, oh,
I can't wait for all these other countries to step
in and make all these donations to help.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Oh, right, where's that at.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
It goes out, dude, We got to take a look
at that.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Yeah, it turns out the Tricia Yearwood Garth Brooks wife
sold her house in Brentwood, Tennessee, just twenty four hours
before Garth was sued for rape and battery in their
five bedroom, seven bathroom house sold on October second for
three point three million dollars. Tricia and Garth have been
married rate since two thousand and five. And by the way,

(55:02):
she only filed the lawsuit the woman did after he
denied he being Garth Brooks denied her request for salaried
employment and medical benefits.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
What so, hmmm, that's not great. Interesting.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
So you just think that house sale is just like
some weird timing.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
Yeah, I think it's weird timing. It could also just be,
you know, they're, you know, liquidating.

Speaker 6 (55:24):
In assets or do you think she's trying to do
the backaway boogoloo from Garth?

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Right?

Speaker 4 (55:30):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Do you think they just need to frame some money?

Speaker 2 (55:32):
I mean this lawsuit seems pretty fishy, like I was
reading more about it. So, yeah, it was only filed
after Garth's team denied her request for salaried employment and
medical benefits, which, again, if somebody is such a dangerous monster,
rapist or whatever.

Speaker 7 (55:49):
Keep me on board.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Why do you want to stay on the payroll and
have medical bed like? You know, like, why would you
still want to be connected to this person? Just file
your lawsuit, get your settlement, and then move on with
your life.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Right.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
And besides the ape stuff, she also claims that Garth
Brooks hired someone to kill her.

Speaker 11 (56:04):
Excuse me, Well, oh yeah, there are those rumors, I.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Mean not real.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
But hairstyles are nuts, right, I mean that's the thing
more often than not, just a little mental.

Speaker 7 (56:17):
Now, no makeup and hair quirky.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
You got it. You have to reclude yourself or what's
a my mom recuse? You got to recuse yourself from
this conversation because your sister is a hairstylist.

Speaker 9 (56:27):
Well, but I also have a lot of friends. I
know so many people who are hairstyles.

Speaker 8 (56:32):
And you said they're all crazy, they could the eccentric.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
This is not I didn't make that observation. I've heard it,
and I go, huh. I think about some of the
people I know who are hairstyles, and they are a
little nuts, a little crazy.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
I wouldn't call them nuts, I'll call them fun.

Speaker 8 (56:50):
I know, a few, and I would call them dramatic.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Throw it out in the text true false. Otherwise on
the text over to two to ninety seven hairstyles at
little little crazy. Right, that's the thing, right that.

Speaker 10 (57:06):
I've never heard of it.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
That's a lot to stop it.

Speaker 9 (57:10):
I know salons in general get that way, but I
didn't know, like just specifically here.

Speaker 8 (57:13):
So what are salons filled with.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
The mental hospital? That's crazy?

Speaker 2 (57:19):
It's just like the people there, you know, it's the building.
An uber driver in Dallas caught on video punching his
passenger in the back of the head. The passenger complained
about the lack of leg room in the car, said
he couldn't sit in the back seat with such little
leg room, so he canceled the ride and got out,
which seems fair like, hey, this isn't going to work.
But as he was getting out, the uber driver turned

(57:41):
around and punched him in the back of the head.
Here is the the customer.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
Five stars for you.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Talking to the local news now warning fun accent ahead
on this one. Could be one of our best accent
clips ever. Here we go.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
She didn't big, she you know, she didn't he he
didn't mean.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Dude, beer oh this German Man. It's right, attacks crazy,
this poor guy from Germany. Let's just there in Dallat's
trying to get an Uber ride.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
In the big seat, really small place. You know, So
didn't he hitting me? Like dude beer?

Speaker 8 (58:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (58:18):
I feel bad for it right now, dud.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
There's some of these guys, man, I don't I don't
understand how people can even drive. Sometimes there are people
that are sure that I am. I'm five foot ten,
and there are people you know, shorter than me, but
they have the seat.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
All the way back.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Always and reclined, yeah, all the way right. Yeah, they're
legally lying like how how how.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
How do you like?

Speaker 3 (58:41):
How do you drive like that?

Speaker 8 (58:43):
I think?

Speaker 2 (58:43):
And then I've been in a couple of ubers like
that where you get in and whoever's on that side, Like,
I don't sit behind that. I immediately always get in the
passenger side of an uber every single time because I'm
not about to get behind the driver. I never want
to think that makes makes them a little nervous. I
don't want to do that. And then number two, there's
never enough leg roomover on that side because you know,
getting into a you know, like a civic.

Speaker 5 (59:04):
Yep, well, Gina, did that just happen to you? Which
were you behind the driver? Say something about that.

Speaker 6 (59:10):
I was behind the driver. Well, because there were three
of us in the car. Wha he has Sammy and Greg?

Speaker 5 (59:16):
Right, wasn't that when you were talking about like how
you took Uber yourself to work?

Speaker 6 (59:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I didn't know I
was making him nervous.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
Yeah, so you, like a psychopath, were by yourself and
sat behind the driver. Yeah, it was that weird.

Speaker 6 (59:31):
And to make things worse, the curb side is on
the passenger side.

Speaker 7 (59:37):
So what was I doing?

Speaker 3 (59:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (59:40):
Oh, I think I know what I was doing. I
think I was trying to prepare to pull my arm
out for the UH to get in the building, like
to get you know how we have to like, oh.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
What the Uber driver would pull into the garage?

Speaker 6 (59:52):
Well, I told him to pull into the driveway. Yeah,
and then so I could stick my.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
Arm out and there's a gate gate, Yeah, I walk
right through.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
I don't. I don't understand that yet.

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
We got to give you a you told me it exists,
but I will.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Give you you took the Uber driver down into the basic.

Speaker 7 (01:00:08):
In fact, he begged me tell me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
This is where I get murdered.

Speaker 7 (01:00:12):
Please please let me drive, you said, I.

Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
Said, I'll walk because you're gonna walk down with your suitcase.

Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
Yeah, honey, I'm fine.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:00:23):
I did something kind of Oh the other night, I
took a taxi.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Oh, actual taxi.

Speaker 8 (01:00:32):
My Uber wasn't connecting. I got this big red banner
saying no network available. Then I did lyft and it
was saying finding a driver, and it was spinning and spinning.
Finding a driver gave us a few more seconds, took forever,
and I said I gotta going, So I jumped into
a cab.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
It was about half the price. Shout out to taxi
did not feed the big seat.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
You know, the only place I honestly take taxis anymore
is the Las Vegas Airport.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Yeah, that's it, because this the quickest way out anyway.
The cops are gonna be paying this h Uber driver
in Dallas a visit. It's not like they don't know
who he is. Another ride share news who's a video
for this one too, showing two dudes their cat calling
this chick who's inside a Waymo car one of those
driverless cars, and it's stalled in the middle of the
street because the two guys who are harassing this woman,

(01:01:22):
they're just standing in front. So of course it doesn't
go anywhere because we can't move because those little people.
Even though these people all this thought in my head
on this thing was like, Okay, well this is just
gonna set people up. They know they can just stop.
These Waymo cars just takes one person to stand in
front of it and then you just rob the person
who's in the car.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
I don't like this.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
I don't like it at all. And so they wouldn't
get out of the way, and they just kept asking
for her number over and over and over. Eventually they
gave up and she's fine. The guy of the Way
of self driving cars started moving again.

Speaker 10 (01:01:52):
But sounds scary.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
You should be able to hit a panic button which
immediately makes the car hit the gas at full throttle
and just running a bitch is over?

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Agreed?

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Sorry?

Speaker 11 (01:02:02):
Or can you like take over the car? Can I
start driving?

Speaker 12 (01:02:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
She didn't a big she you know, yeah, you know,
you know? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Truth, It's like I thought that was crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:02:15):
Yeah, I didn't know. That was all all it took,
just stand there, I would think.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
So yeah, for any car, even if you can do.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
A small twin engine plane flying from Vegas to Monterey, California,
on Friday, pilot passes out, so the only passenger on
board had no choice but to land the plane herself.
That air traffic control talked her through it. The first
thing I thought is Rick, Oh my god, it's like
a movie. Oh sounds so awesome. Anyway, so air traffic

(01:02:46):
control talked her through it. Here's a little audio.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Are you with me?

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (01:02:50):
Okay, So make sure you had a little bit of power.
We got to have power. We're going a little too slow.
Make sure you have power your house.

Speaker 10 (01:02:56):
She is looking good.

Speaker 12 (01:02:56):
Five thous feet level at sick You're in her right
hand turn. Continue that right ram turn. We're going to
set you up so that as you level off from
your turn, you're going to be straight in for Bakersfield airport.
Is all right?

Speaker 8 (01:03:10):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Yeah, she did it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
She settled out at the airport there in Bakersfield. The
pilot taking to the hospital. The woman who landed the
plane not hurt. Everything was cool.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
See how easy it is to fly. I want you
to take class.

Speaker 5 (01:03:21):
I've been talking about it for like eight years.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
That is a dreams The Woody Show well, I got
a piece of food news here. It's something that's starting
this week Thursday. It's a limited time thing. But McDonald's
they're finally bringing the chicken big Mac your local Yeah,
McDonald's location.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
So yeah, that sounds good. That's a big Mac.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
But so that's cheeky. But is it there McChicken patty
because that's dry a McChicken patty if that's what that's
what they're using, which is what I assume.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
Well they put some of the Big Mac sauce up
on that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Yeah, I mean, I'm willing to eat it, get more damp.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
I have checked out other McDonald's internationally and it is
a big item on there.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
But I never try to.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
I don't, uh, I don't hate the mke chicken sandwich.
It's not bad good.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Are you doing one of your things like where you
get it? It's it's in your fridge overnight and then
you reheat that day.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
I think because it is it is that, you know,
It's just that it's the congealed chicken meat fries. It
comes out dry. Every time you got to put some mayonnaise, mayonnaise,
Get the.

Speaker 6 (01:04:29):
Mayonnaise, you mean the meat itself, so you can't. It's
it's not an outside in problem. It's an inside out right,
like that Patty's bed. Like they're chicken sandwich, they're MC crispy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
I believe they call it. It's much better because it's
more like a full breast. I don't think I've had
the MC crispy. I know I've had the big chicken,
the fried chicken sandwich. You have to do.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
Now here's some real life lassy stuff. Greg Gory, a
cop in Washington State, randomly saw a doug In sitting
in the middle of the road, and she refused to
get in the patrol car. She let him to a
cabin where her eighty four year old owner was in trouble.
He had fallen hurt his leg, and he had been
stuck there for hours without access to his medications. And

(01:05:10):
please say, the thirteen year old dog literally saved his
life for help.

Speaker 8 (01:05:15):
Yeah, baby, that's incredible, Bob.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
I saw like a video montage on Instagram yesterday. It
just said we don't deserve dogs.

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
We don't.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
After watching that, almost teared up like a little bit
almost weep be woody, weepy woody almost came out, but
I did say about this.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
I meant the Senate to Greg, so you can, so
you can.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Was it like a bunch of soldiers coming home and
the dog's tails?

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
No, no, no, it's just about how like dogs looking
after their owners.

Speaker 8 (01:05:40):
Yeah, we don't.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
And yeah, dude, they're the best.

Speaker 6 (01:05:43):
There's a country I can't remember which one, but they
they just had their like celebration where they celebrate dogs
every year and like give them gifts and like ballot
out them, and.

Speaker 13 (01:05:52):
We should get in on them like certain countries in
a different way, right, Yeah, eight seven seven forty four,
text us over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Kick your feet up on the dashboard. Back in a
few The Woody Show, to the Woody Show, and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. This Monday morning, It's October the seventh,
twenty twenty four. I would be Woody. That would be
Greg Gory Menace. Good morning to you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Good morning, Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
We have our newest full time show member. Her name
is Gina Grat.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Good morning, Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
You see here we guys, Sammy Morny Sea mass fallens
are open. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, get us up.
With the text over to two to nine eight seven.
We talked about it last week and I mentioned like, oh,
we gotta gotta do another round of that the Dirty
Mines game, which Morgan found, and so she'll be leading

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us through another round of the Dirty Mines game. That'll
be coming up for you this hour. We've been doing
a lot of traveling over the last few weeks. And oh,
by the way, when we were in Dallas, Greg's mom
sam one of the funniest. It was just like invertently
it was so funny funny.

Speaker 8 (01:07:13):
I almost fell off my chair and I showed it
to Gina.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
I'm Greg's mom.

Speaker 8 (01:07:20):
So we're sitting in Dallas and my mom texts me,
how's the Big d treating you?

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Always good?

Speaker 12 (01:07:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:07:29):
I was like, Mom, it's the best, more than I
can handle. It's like, it's really fun. Oh you mean Dallas.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Yeah it's great.

Speaker 8 (01:07:37):
Yeah, it's just so funny when somebody doesn't even realize.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
No, Mom, I'm with Mario now oh okay, yeah, no,
you're talking about okay.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:07:46):
Yeah, that was great. I loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
That was funny. And then we brought Greg and Gina
to BUCkies.

Speaker 8 (01:07:55):
Yeah, that was an experience.

Speaker 7 (01:07:57):
I'm a convert.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
I'm sad I wasn't a convert like you weren't against it.

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
Well, no, I had no idea, But now I worship
at the altar Bucket.

Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
Yes, she understands how great it is I got.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
I got like almost one hundred bucks for the stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Yeah, people, the people who didn't you get a sign
for the office?

Speaker 8 (01:08:12):
I get, oh, yeah, no shortage signs.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:08:16):
I went into it having been hyped up on it,
not knowing what to expect.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
We've done got you bucked up.

Speaker 8 (01:08:22):
It was ten times bigger than I thought it would be.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
That's what I was trying to explain. No, I understand, Greg,
what do you not? What do you not get?

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Well, I think for most people that you get, you
always hear about how big BUCkies is because people are thinking, like, oh,
it's just gonna be a really big convenience store.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
I know. That's why I was like, it can't be.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
When we had that convenience store list and they were
talking about seven eleven wah wah and sheets, I'm like,
BUCkies is not even in the same category.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
It's not Bugies is like a mall.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Yes, it's when people have never been to one. And
you try to explain it. And then when they go there,
some people are expecting the size of a cost Go
and it's not the size of a cost Go. But
I would say it's more like the size of like
a maybe like a Target.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
Yeah, one of those Walmart neighborhood markets. A Target.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
It's bigger than a grocery store. That's the store.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
It's like a small department. And when we say one
hundred and twenty pumps, that is not an exaggeration at least.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
And then the one in Denton has that big giant
car wash like facility over to the left.

Speaker 8 (01:09:23):
Of it, right.

Speaker 6 (01:09:23):
And I got my picture with the Bucky statue. But
I got this for the office so we all remember
how much we love BUCkies. And it says made by
hand in Texas.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
Yeah, and it says keep.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Calm and Bucky on.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:09:39):
And I got some snacks. I don't know if it's
snack time or not.

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
It's always snacked, don Yeah, two hours.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
For you guys. Beaver nugget.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Oh yeah, I got.

Speaker 6 (01:09:51):
Three different kinds of beaver nuggets.

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
Oh there's three different kinds.

Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Original they have like chococoated.

Speaker 6 (01:09:57):
Cinnamon and sea salted car so I thought we could
try some beaver and absolutely, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Good.

Speaker 8 (01:10:05):
Now you know me, I'm quite judgemental. I went in
there with a judgmental attitude. There was a lot of
stuff that I really liked. Wise, I've spent zero time
looking at the food. I spent all the time looking
at signs, accessories. They had a horse statue that I
considered buying.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Oh I couldn't. It was nice.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
All he kept telling me was how impressed he was
were the cutting boards that they had.

Speaker 8 (01:10:32):
Cutting or took a bunch of photos of the cutting.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Boards and pass them around. One of the things too,
for folks who don't know they are expanding aggressively, they're
all now.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
Unfortunately, it's like how In and Out was like an
exclusive of California and Texas and yeah, a lot of places, right,
and so with with BUCkies, they were just a Texas
thing from I don't know what, maybe the first fifteen
twenty years, but they're in now Tennessee, Colorado.

Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
Phoenix, right.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
And because the thing is once it comes to your town,
they have to crowd out all the competition. Yeah, because
it is, it's they crushed. That's the things you do
need Basically, an airport sus space pretty much. But it's
it's and it's not hard to get in and out
of a BUCkies either, like because with now, like I
spent a lot of time at Costco's for obvious reasons,
and a Costco on a Sunday is a pain in

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your d right. Yeah, it's the geat me done right.
The line for the gases around the corner BUCkies. It's
as easy to get in there as any of the
gas station. Very manageable.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Yeah, there's a there's a video of one of the
Buckies' locations on things in San Antonio, but uh where
there's sixty seven bagged ice coolers, so like we just
go grab a.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
Bag of ice.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
They have sixty seven of.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Those that just line all out and none of them
are locked, right, Yes, and they and they have a
very like Chick fil a sort of attitude about their employees.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
Everyone's very friendly, Yeah, very happy. They advertise the great
rates that you get if you work there like openly.
There's a big sign that's, oh yeah if you look
like hourly, this manager, this food counter that it's it's
at the exit, like your where the cashiers are, I.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Mean they're they're chopping up like the pulled pork sandwich. Yeah,
the barbecue station, the beef jerky bar. Well, they had
several food courts, you know. They have the barbecue station,
the fund station, have the jerky station.

Speaker 7 (01:12:17):
Can we talk beaver nuggets though?

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
Yeah, the cinnamon ones are fantastic and camel are good.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Ine the o g these are. I am down with
the beaver.

Speaker 6 (01:12:26):
I'm gonna give these out for trigor there.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Hey, can you she's down with the beaver.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
If you ever had pirates booty, it's the It's just
it's popcorn. If you have corn pops, that's basically it's
like candied corn pop donut. Oh, they're amazing.

Speaker 8 (01:12:45):
I did take a picture of the dish towel with
the Southern ten commandments. Would you like to hear the
Southern ten commandments?

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Please?

Speaker 8 (01:12:51):
Ain't but one God, honor your mom pa. No telling
tales or gossiping. Get your hide to Sunday meeting. Ain't
not in come before for the Lord. No fooling with
another feller's gal. No killing except for critters, quit your
foul mouth, and no swiping your kinfolk stuff. Don't be
hanker it for it neither I mean I think words

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to live.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Yeah, it's like a cracker barrels store, but again times
fifty and awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:13:18):
I will say though, the clothing, like, they had some
shorts that I loved. They had some shirts that I
loved to have them all crazy expensive for.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
They all the shorts are like twenty bucks.

Speaker 8 (01:13:31):
The shorts I liked were seventy nine bucks?

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
What what?

Speaker 7 (01:13:34):
What section were you?

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
And there were BUCkies.

Speaker 8 (01:13:36):
Branded yep, No, no, no, no, not the Buckets branded
some other.

Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
Like anything Buggies branded is super affordable.

Speaker 8 (01:13:43):
No, it was non BUCkies branded, and I thought, oh,
these a nice short.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
I didn't look at the I didn't look at the
non BUCkies.

Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
Oh yeah no, I'm there for the Bucket Now.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
The only thing they could do to take themselves to
the next level is start start selling like guns and ammo, No,
there's a section in the back. I saw there's a
hunting section. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's like cooler.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
Actual guns, their knives. Actually, I went to one that
had took a gun range in there.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Look, there is there a BUCkies where they I almost
bought it, but I didn't want to bite your style.
You can get it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Then you walk into a seven eleven after that, it's
like wah wah uh.

Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
So I had to go to the BUCkies at a
different time than you guys, and so when I went in,
I got a bunch of because it's you know, holiday season.
I got a bunch of ornaments for everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
A babe might have bought you something for your birthday,
but you might have to wait for that one, buddy.

Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
Wyeah uh.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Story in the news, these two chicks. They claimed that
they were kicked off a Spirit Airlines flight for wearing
crop tops, which I thought was just like standard.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
Yeah, because I saw their video, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
There's more to this. And they were wearing pants and sweaters,
but they took the sweaters off once they know got hot,
and that's when they say the flight attendant, a male
flight attendant, single them out and after some back and forth,
were kicked off the plane.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Because I saw their video in the argument they were
arguing with a woman at the time.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Though they said they called Spirit Airlines after being kicked off,
and apparently there are no rules in the Spirit Airline
dress code. I didn't think they had one about crop tops. Well,
I don't believe them.

Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
This looks more like a sports bra or a little
tiny bra.

Speaker 9 (01:15:24):
Yeah, but that is the style now. So many girls
are wearing sports bras as tops.

Speaker 5 (01:15:29):
Yeah, I mean with all the I don't know, athleisure wear.

Speaker 6 (01:15:34):
Yeah, yeah, whatever, especially when you have a little sweater
and pants over it's adorable.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Cans covered up, I mean, cover the cans. I'm not
saying it's classy. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:15:41):
I don't believe them at all because the photo of them,
they're wearing like a planel over it and it looked
totally normal. There was nothing risque about it. So there's
no way they got kicked off just for that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
So their credit, they're pretty hot.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
So who was the male flight attendant?

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
That's what he's wearing the boat. But he's a gay guy,
So what's he here?

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
Well you're assuming because he's a male flight attendant and.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
Wearing a bow and yeah, this seems to be like influent,
like baby, don't I think there's more to this?

Speaker 8 (01:16:12):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Well, spirit airlines in the news again always broke the spirit,
that's right.

Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
Eight seven four Woodie.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
Show.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
Yeah, we were talking.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
About BUCkies and like, you got to get these things
out of my face. They're so good.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
If they're sitting there, man, this is my problem.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
Right, they gotta go.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
They're too good. They're too good. Thank you, Gena.

Speaker 8 (01:16:35):
It's so addicto.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Yeah, BUCkies is amazing. If you haven't been to a BUCkies,
you gotta go. Everybody in Dallas, for Worth and Austin,
you know, we're talking about everybody is going.

Speaker 8 (01:16:45):
It was tough.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
It got me thinking now again, I think we kind
of brought this up like casually before, but again, like
what's the place that you just get, like a store
that you get really excited just the idea of going
to it, and like, yeah, for I know, Greg and
I've talked about it. It was like Home Depot. That's one

(01:17:08):
of the stores. I want the candle of Home Depot,
Like that smell kind of lumbery, lumbery, hard wary. You know.

Speaker 8 (01:17:19):
Even even the plant section has like like you say,
fertilizer bearable connotation, but it smells so yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
See I don't I don't go over that area. Oh really, yeah,
I mean I have no use for it. I don't
do all that stuff in my own house. That's where
they have all the rakes and then.

Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
Yeah, date amount of time, the light bulbs.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
The switches are you like fixtures, No, no, no, no,
Like I mean like light bulbs, actual switches, face plates,
like because I'm like, okay, these might be better awesome.
You know these look kind of cool. Like there's like
some of those bulbs that look more antique. Yeah, you know,
I have like one particular fixture in the front room.
It might be the better might be the better fit,

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which they do.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
They look great?

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Like, Yes, I'll look through the appliances. I'll look through
all the barbecue section, the barbecue section, for sure, I'm
all about that. I'm also all about like all the
smart home stuff, like I'll just spend just so much
time in those areas. I even found myself looking and
spending a lot of time at the smoke detectors. I'm like, wow,

(01:18:28):
look at these things, because nothing's worse in the middle
of the night.

Speaker 7 (01:18:33):
Yeah, but don't they all do that?

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
No, because there are some that they sell now which
have a ten year battery life, and so you put
those things up and for the next ten years you
won't have this issue.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
Yeah that's suck standard now sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Cool, very well, because then in the middle of the night,
you don't know which one it is. You don't they
need to put on smoke detectors. This is for big
smoke detector. If you're listening, this is the thing you
need to do. You need to put where If the
battery's low, a light comes on like a little red light.

Speaker 8 (01:19:00):
It stays on.

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
It stays on so you can walk around go oh,
that one needs a battery. But they make it a game. Yeah,
and you're like, where's that coming from? You go over there,
you wait under the one. Damn it wrong ones you
have to go to the next one. Does that sound travels?

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
Yeah it does. I did a zoom interview with somebody
and their thing would in the whole time edit out
basketro shop, somebody on the text. It used to be
for me, Apple Store and Best Buy, but now I
have fallen in love with Walmart because all the Walmart exclusives.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
But it seems like those would be different things that
you're going for, like Best Buys more all the gadgets
and whatever. Walmart looking for food exclusives. Uh huh, I
mean right, yeah, food exclusives. But then they I mean
they absolutely they have everything. They have technology, they have
you know, home goods, they have everything.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
That you need.

Speaker 7 (01:19:55):
So you like it better than Best Buy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
For technology. No, I don't, but or just in general. Yeah,
but I just feel like you can go to one
store and just walk around.

Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
Are going to go to Walmart? Are you gonna go
to Mess? I'm going to best Buy?

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
It.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
I think I just read so much online now that
you know there's no new discovery at best Buy. There
used to be just like a new item, like oh,
what's this? I'm like, I've already read about it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
It's more specific. But have you ever been to b
NH Photo in New York?

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Mess?

Speaker 5 (01:20:22):
Yes, it's run by Juice.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
It sure is. But as far as like discovering technology,
it's every camera you could ever imagine. It rules.

Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
There is something at best Buy I do want. It
hasn't come out yet. They have the new h d
J I drone. It's called the Neo.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
It does what.

Speaker 5 (01:20:47):
It will follow you without a remote control. But this
is a this is a new one.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
It rules hard that I.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
Want to mess that. Yeah, I know, like my wife,
it's target it for the Trader.

Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
Joe's marsh Marshall mar.

Speaker 8 (01:21:06):
The Rack.

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
Eight.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
We're gonna play around of the Dirty Mines game. I
know Morgan's ready to go. She's gonna be hosting that
she found the game. I think she found it like
a Walmart or a target or whatever in the in
the party game section.

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
It was fun.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
We heard the little clip of it last week and
I'm like, damn, we haven't played that. We played it
once and I didn't get to play.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
I don't think, oh, you didn't get.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
To play you weren't here yet. Well, then even better,
We'll do a round of Dirty Minds game next on
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
The show.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
Yeah, so this, uh, this game came up in conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
I think because one of these things that when we
come back from the commercials, there was a clip in
there and I thought, oh, we haven't played that Dirty
Mines game since the first time we did. I think
it was a Tuesday takeover and Morgan, good morning, Morgan,
Good morning. Morgan found the game and weren't thought, oh,
this is very Woody show.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:22:02):
Well the name caught me.

Speaker 4 (01:22:03):
Yeah, the name of course.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Yeah, all right, So explain the way this is going
to work and then and then we'll just get right
into it.

Speaker 10 (01:22:10):
So I'm sure there's a different way to play it
when you actually buy the game, but for us, I'm
just going to read a few clues five, I think,
and you're going to have to tell me what word
I'm describing.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
And we're all writting down an answer, right, so it's
not like one person. Yeah, we don't shout it out.

Speaker 10 (01:22:24):
Okay, although it's so funny when you guys do the
animal noises to guess. Please, no, yes, okay, let's start easy. Also,
don't blame me if you hate these because we're getting
towards the end of the stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
Okay, not my game. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 10 (01:22:45):
I can use your palm to get the job done.
I need to examine my ball before I have intercourse
with you. If my ball is empty, I cannot do
the job for you. When I feel your head, you'll
know what's going to happen. And pay me and I'll
tell you when you're gonna get lucky.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
This one's super easy.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
You do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
I got it?

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
Oh my god, you should get this. Really really I
wrote down fortune teller.

Speaker 10 (01:23:12):
Yeah yeah, I put psychic fortune Taylor.

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
Yeah really.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
Like, So now that you know it's fortune teller, read
just the first couple the second one.

Speaker 10 (01:23:21):
I can use your poem to get the job done.
I need to examine my ball before I have intercourse again.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
Intercourse means talking. Oh not the sex. That's hard to
talk with your mouthful. I went zero to sex and
I do. That's the problem.

Speaker 10 (01:23:37):
But the one that sold it is if you pay me,
I'll tell you when you get lucky.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
Maybe I'm just really smart. Exam, no idea, you get
the same.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
Thing I got.

Speaker 5 (01:23:45):
I got psychic put like casino person.

Speaker 8 (01:23:48):
I put bar. I just kept hearing about.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
I thought that one was difficult, all right, next one.

Speaker 10 (01:23:59):
Sometimes you have to poke me to get me flowing.
I could smother. You're hot meat. If you're not careful,
I leave a red stain.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
Got it.

Speaker 10 (01:24:08):
Pound my bottom hard enough and I'll spurt all over.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
Got it?

Speaker 10 (01:24:14):
And some people don't like me on their wiener. I'm
sure I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
I got it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:18):
Oh off, Then that threw you off.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
I put down steak, steak, I get where you're going.

Speaker 7 (01:24:27):
Because that was one of my first thoughts. But I
put ketchup.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
I wrote ketchup, Yeah, ketchup.

Speaker 10 (01:24:32):
Yes, I don't get steak.

Speaker 7 (01:24:34):
Because there was a lot of like pounding and well
in the beginning, you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
Got to the beginning.

Speaker 10 (01:24:40):
You have to poke me to get me flowing.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
Yeah, okay, because like it used to be with the bottles,
you put like a fork or a knife in there.

Speaker 10 (01:24:47):
Yeah, I can smother your hot meat. I guess that's
what if you're not careful, I leave a red stain.

Speaker 5 (01:24:53):
Yeah, like you know, bloody pier.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
And I understand the people that are like so against
putting ketchup on like a hot dog or.

Speaker 4 (01:25:03):
I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
I mean I don't, But why is it so sacrilege?
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
With the brot, I can see that more just because
there's more internal flavor to a brot. Uh huh, Like
you wouldn't want to necessarily you don't need ketchup. But
with a hot dog, of course, why not? Like that
makes it makes very little sense, I think, associated with
stuff that kids put on everything. But yeah, then why
is it acceptable to put mustard on a broad It's
more complimentary because there's no sweetness to it.

Speaker 10 (01:25:28):
Zero calories.

Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
The dirty minds game?

Speaker 10 (01:25:32):
All right, you scream at the side of my big
black column.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
We do, Yeah you do.

Speaker 10 (01:25:38):
If you're lucky, I'll only tear your clothes off. I
can come on, I can come on whoa geez, I
can come on you without much warning, got it?

Speaker 8 (01:25:50):
You got it.

Speaker 10 (01:25:50):
When I blow you, it's easy to get carried away.
Oh wait, if you try to take a picture of
me when I'm coming, you're crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
Okay, I gotta change my.

Speaker 10 (01:26:01):
I'm curious about your first.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
One was well I'm lost on this one? Really the
top again?

Speaker 10 (01:26:07):
Yeah, you scream at the side of my big black column.
If you're lucky, I'll only tear your clothes off. I
can come on you without much warning, and when I
blow you, it's easy to get carried away.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Yeah. Oh, I got it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
Greg, use your in on noise.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Oh oh wait, I think.

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
It's good. Greg.

Speaker 8 (01:26:26):
Guess Yeah, Tornado, Yeah, I put bear.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
Would be the big black column.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
Bear stands up.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Yeah, it's a black column.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
Yeah, well, geez, leave under a rock, get outside.

Speaker 6 (01:26:45):
My first guess after the first couple was zipper, like
it's easy to take your clothes.

Speaker 10 (01:26:50):
But yeah, then I wrote, you know, I think zipper
was one we had last time.

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:26:54):
Maybe maybe not?

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
All right, Yeah to another one.

Speaker 10 (01:26:59):
Let's see it later. You can have me for sloppy seconds.
I come in your mouth on national holidays. If I
get too hot, I can get a little dry.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Yep, got it, got it. Keep going.

Speaker 10 (01:27:11):
The bigger my breast size, the more you want of me.

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
That's right. Yeah, yeah, okay, I think I got this one. Yeah.
I just have to go first though.

Speaker 10 (01:27:19):
After you eat me, you have to undo your pants.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
All right, yep? Do you want to get first?

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
Yes, turkey, Yeah, he looks so excited.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
I got one.

Speaker 5 (01:27:33):
Yeah, yeah, nailed it.

Speaker 10 (01:27:35):
Yeah, Like these are pretty easy, right so far you could.

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
Make your own Morgan. You could use these as inspirations.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Oh yeah, sure, Wow that sounds pretty lazy.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
Yeah, Gregory over here, Yeah, keep going.

Speaker 10 (01:27:51):
Yeah, all right, let's do another one. I can come
by the court. If you look me too long, your
mouth will go numb.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:27:58):
I come in a black cow. If you get me
in the heat, you should start to look a little faster.

Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
Blackh What I got this? Like this is the easiest second.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
Yes? What what to make me up in a bar?

Speaker 10 (01:28:12):
You have to grab my stick?

Speaker 5 (01:28:13):
Yeah, I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
Okay to grab my.

Speaker 10 (01:28:18):
Come court. If you look me too long, your tongue
will go numb.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
It's easy.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Yeah, I come in a black cow. You want to
go first?

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Black count?

Speaker 8 (01:28:28):
Think I got it? Make your a noise? Animal noise?

Speaker 10 (01:28:30):
Yeah, animal.

Speaker 4 (01:28:38):
That's supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
I don't know some animal I made up.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
All right, what's your what you guys?

Speaker 5 (01:28:45):
Ice cream.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Got it? You didn't know ice cream is exclusive?

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
Yeah, black Cow, I get.

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
To cover me off. Well, it comes in it, I
can it can?

Speaker 4 (01:28:58):
It was like, you know, it's not just from the
ice cream.

Speaker 9 (01:29:02):
Comes by the court that didn't give it away immediately
a tennis court.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
No cour Oh, I thought like, oh, you could buy
it in a food court. I was thinking food and
then I was thinking like something on a stick. Unciation
then looked like an ice cream and then he said.

Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
Black cow.

Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
I'm like, that's quart.

Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
Court, somebody I have.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Some of these clues are are stupid, Like the black
count one is, yeah, to throw you off, you work
by game, played the Dirty Mines game.

Speaker 8 (01:29:28):
Everybody, we're playing you for that one.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Yeah, now back to what do you show you? Welcome
back everybody. Yeah, it is Monday morning. It's October the seventh,
twenty twenty four, Today's National Frope Day.

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
What he text is a.

Speaker 6 (01:29:46):
Frope, like a like a frothy car talking about a
fro's a little I thought you were.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
That is in what he's like, Yeah, like the coffee thing.

Speaker 5 (01:29:57):
What is that wrap?

Speaker 3 (01:29:59):
Is it like a rap cold or icy frothy coffee?

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
Yeah, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Right crop it's froppy like a fro froppy frope, a
froppippy like what makes it a frop frope?

Speaker 7 (01:30:14):
I think it's icy and frothy.

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
Yeah, I believe. Yes, shaking, shaken, shaked off and coffee.

Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
Now is your this is crystals?

Speaker 3 (01:30:23):
Yeah? Your Your daughter's about the age where they start
becoming obsessed with Starbucks.

Speaker 4 (01:30:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, they.

Speaker 8 (01:30:29):
Are, they are.

Speaker 7 (01:30:30):
Does she drink coffee?

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
Coffee? She will, obviously, we don't let her have it
very often. The dragon fruit stuff, right drinks? Yeah, yeah,
I'm there's stuff like that. But she wants whatever's got
the chocolate in it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
And of course yeah that's aino that she probably likes froppe.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
Let's see National Consignment Day.

Speaker 8 (01:30:58):
Love consignment stores.

Speaker 4 (01:30:59):
You got National Inner.

Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
Beauty Day, guys, that's where we are are pretty at
where we shine. Greg It's you Matter to Me Day, babe,
and National Curry Week Yuck.

Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
Love it Curry.

Speaker 7 (01:31:13):
I'd rather have Indian curry than ty curry.

Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
That's what he's been saying.

Speaker 4 (01:31:17):
I'll take them all curry. It's like just interesting experience. Yeah,
it does not agree.

Speaker 7 (01:31:24):
Oh it's spicy curry.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
But somehow I'm able to handle that costco Chicken sal
But you guys can't sell you know, pretty no.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
We can mail it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:38):
We just recognize it as garbage. So good doesn't hurt
my stomach.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
A couple of the entertainment stuff Abbot Elementary and It's
Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Speaker 4 (01:31:48):
They'ren be doing a crossover episode this season.

Speaker 3 (01:31:51):
What crazy?

Speaker 7 (01:31:53):
Totally different genres.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
I mean, obviously Always Sunny is in Philadelphia.

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
Was Abbot Elementary, but also one of those shows it's
funny and the other isn't. So that's a problem there.
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
Yeah, there aren't any other details yet. Also, that nineties
show star kurtwood Smith, that's the dad. Yeah, he says
that Netflix is not renewing the show for a third season,
but they're going to try to shop it to other alets. Man,
I got one friend in particular who loves this new
nineties show. Really, it's being pretty good.

Speaker 11 (01:32:23):
I saw the first season.

Speaker 10 (01:32:24):
I liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
Also, three years after that fatal shooting rust it's going
to have its world premiere already. Polish Film Festival next month.

Speaker 3 (01:32:33):
Hold, it's finally coming out. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:36):
Did they work out something with the family though, that's
why they wanted to get it. They're getting the pros. Yeah,
get completed right out there.

Speaker 12 (01:32:43):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
Also, but Alec off the hook.

Speaker 6 (01:32:49):
But the gun girl, Hannah Gutierrez whatever, she's serving eighteen
months in prison.

Speaker 4 (01:32:53):
Yeah, the armorer.

Speaker 5 (01:32:54):
The armorer, I mean she failed at her job.

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
That's big time.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
Watch the movie totally sucks. They shouldn't even made it
in the first place.

Speaker 3 (01:33:03):
Sucks, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:33:04):
But yeah, and then all that for nothing. Lona Delray.
There was some talk here in the studio about Lonna
Delray because you know, Menace and Gregor are huge fans
love her. Lana del Rey says the paparazzi are harassing
her and her Alligator tour guide husband.

Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
Yes, this is what I like. I like her music
is good, but I like her because she'll date literally
anybody she like. Yeah, and she dates old dudes too,
like the guy from a Live PD She dated him
for a while. Sticks. Yeah, no, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:33:33):
Yeah, that's why we were having a discussion, because we're
trying to explain to uh Gina, Like, yeah, it's legit.
It's not like a publicity thing like she dates regular people.
She doesn't date.

Speaker 8 (01:33:46):
She keeps it real.

Speaker 5 (01:33:47):
Yeah, yeah, she's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
The other thing that was being talked about here in
the studio, so John Amos who died. John Amos's daughter
Shannon says that her brother, whose name is Casey, took
advantage of their father's bad health and changed his will.

Speaker 4 (01:34:03):
Before he died.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
So he played the older codkinan roots. He was coming
to America and he was mister McDowell. Yes, dad in
good times. Anyway, So the daughter Sharon spoke on TMZ
saying that John was diagnosed with that Louis body dementia
in twenty sixteen, which is what Robin.

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
Williams oh and yeah also had Williams.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
So Casey the brother moves in, kept him away from
friends and family, and she claims that the brother's drug
issues caused a split in the family and that he
withheld treatment from the dad from John names there. So anyway,
as we mentioned, AI did did Shannon find out that
her dad died from a news report, but she says

(01:34:47):
that she thinks that her brother had him cremated quickly
so that law enforcement couldn't do the autopsy that they
had asked for.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
He sounds like a real great guy brother.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
Now because you brought up Casey, because it wasn't this
kind of the same.

Speaker 6 (01:35:01):
He also had Louis body and from what I remember
from the news, his wife was kind of dragging her
from dragging him from place to place so the kids
couldn't see him, and he finally died.

Speaker 7 (01:35:15):
I believe in Norway, it's very.

Speaker 3 (01:35:18):
Sad Grandpa who's Casey Kasem.

Speaker 8 (01:35:20):
And they couldn't find his body?

Speaker 1 (01:35:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:35:23):
Yeah, Jean claimed that he had like Norwegian ancestry which
was not public if true, famous Armenian Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
Yeah, no's that sucks though, man, you know that family
drama and especially like when somebody dies just over the will,
people are fighting and yeah, it gets gross. So dumb
mister Beast is already thinking about what's going to happen
to his channel after he dies. While on this podcast,
mister Beast admitted that he filmed stuff in advance for

(01:35:57):
when he dies. He says, I have a bunch of
videos pre filmed so my channel can keep uploading.

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
What would you care that I thought about doing that
myself because it would freak people out. What you do,
is you just once a year, like you said, you
record a video and you pre you know, pre uploaded
for I don't know how long. It's a year or
six months or whatever YouTube allows, and say, if you're
watching this, I'm dead.

Speaker 14 (01:36:20):
Well, if you remember, memory was going in for that
third kidney stone surgery, right, and I did schedule a
tweet it just in case I died. I'm like, well, guys,
it looks I didn't make it, but I had a
really fun life. You gotta think about those things, though. Unfortunately,

(01:36:43):
you got to think about social media, saying goodbye to
people and you know, people that are good to you
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
Not then it matters where it's from. I want to
say it's Australia though. So there was this woman, she's
like a well known TV host over there and she
just died and on the news where she's worked forever. Yeah,
she got to report her own death. Whow she recorded
something like her sister did it and she recorded it

(01:37:10):
and then they played it. Oh that's cool, and she's like,
I'll see on the other side.

Speaker 3 (01:37:15):
That's very exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:37:17):
Yeah, there's nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
Mister Beast estimates that there are about fifteen videos ready
to go. He said that they were recorded when he
was a lot younger and he should probably refilm them.
He says that certain people in my company know where
to find these videos on my old computer and then
just upload him once a month, so it's like he's
still live.

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (01:37:35):
Yeah, he did that though. He had a video that
he held onto for a really long time for when
he hit like what it was like yeah, yeah, subscribers
and something like ten years later or something.

Speaker 8 (01:37:47):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:37:48):
Jennifer Aniston some MythBusters. She's clearing up a couple of things.
Number One, she never installed a four thousand dollars anti
aging water filter for her dogs at her house. I
guess that was of gone around. And what is an
anti aging water filter on bogus? And she says she
does not have a black belt in jiu jitsu. She

(01:38:10):
does admit to two pretty uh strange things. First, she
carries a ziploc bag that contains some of her dead
therapist ashes in it, which reminds me of Billy Bob Thornton.
Now he had like those ala jolie. They had like
a little bit of each other's blood they carry around.
She says they were very close her and her therapists,

(01:38:31):
and the baggies were given out at her funeral, which
got me thinking, like, you know, let's say, like, okay,
somebody very close whoever that is to you, dies, would
you want to accept like a little baggy of their Yeah,
it's like a party bag, like a goodie bag, like.

Speaker 4 (01:38:48):
A swag bag.

Speaker 5 (01:38:50):
I think that would only be cool if they were famous.

Speaker 3 (01:38:55):
Who are the rock stars that did that and snorted
their buddy was like Ozzy or something that tracks. But
also there's.

Speaker 7 (01:39:04):
Companies that you can pressurize the ashes and make like.

Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
Now, my friend did that with his dog.

Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
He mixed it into like ceramic. I made a bust. Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:39:16):
My family split up my aunt, so I have summer
of her ashes. My mom does what do you keep it?
What do you do it in a like a nice
little urn in my home office? Not a zip in
the bag of your dustbuster.

Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
To this point, it was a Keith Richard told us
did his father's ashes with cocaine.

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
But it was.

Speaker 4 (01:39:34):
Did you look through it, Greg, like, is there like
a tooth or anything like a bone?

Speaker 8 (01:39:39):
I did not and will not.

Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
That's the one thing I heard it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
I've never I've never seen no but I've never seen
cremated remains before. And somebody said, like, you'll get like
full teeth in there, or like a chunk of bone.

Speaker 8 (01:39:49):
Or something kind of grind everything. Afterwards, I did have
to look at my dog's ashes because I was having
to split them up, and it's it was kind of
like sand. It wasn't she wasn't. It wasn't powdery. It
was more sandy.

Speaker 5 (01:40:03):
Maybe there's an old diaphragm in there and there dog.

Speaker 2 (01:40:07):
No, No, you should put a finger there and then
rub it on your gums like they did in the
eighties to test if it was cocaine on your gums.

Speaker 4 (01:40:13):
Yeah, we'll see how good of that.

Speaker 3 (01:40:15):
It was putting a to b on that one. Greg's
aunt died, so what would be in there? Diaphragm? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
What? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:40:24):
Why why a diaphragm?

Speaker 5 (01:40:26):
It was just no, I can't you in there?

Speaker 8 (01:40:28):
If I had said, if you had said that right
after I mentioned my aunt. But then we started talking
about my dog. I looked at dogs ashes are and
then maybe it's Monday. What about still trying to.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
Wake it's shimmer. We won't sit like it's and you know,
we don't do.

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
All right, starting with the celebrities. Simon Cowell is sixty
five years old today. We've got Brie Olsen. She was
Charlie Sheen's head goddess, the whole melt down Face. She's
thirty eight. Tom Yorke from your favorite band, Radiohead, Menace.
It's mostly the fans that I hate, but yeah, Tom
York is fifty six and it's sexy. One of Greg's

(01:41:11):
favorite people. Joy Behar Oh yew Yeah is eighty two.
Y John Cougar Mellencamp is seventy three. Hugh Lewis Capaldi hot,
very unfortunately looking at twenty eight years old today. Sean Ashmore,
he was in the X Men movies and a bunch
of other stuff, The Rookie the following, he's forty five.
Tony Braxton is fifty seven and one of your favorites Menace.

(01:41:35):
Vladimir Putin, Oh you Love Him, is seventy two years old.
Poot dog, Yeah yet dog, that's rigg your pardon by
another Russia. Oh your part of barte is Via King
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One hundred and ninety five fine films, including Lesbian Meditation
Volume one she was in Milf Tongue, Tricks of the Trade,

(01:42:00):
also Break in anal volume one. She was in One
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Forget Her? Unforgettab role and Almost Sisters finding pleasure in
sharing love Almost or not says almost, it's fine. That's

(01:42:21):
Via King, who's thirty eight years old today. And that's
your Parner birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that's a little
look what's happening around the world of entertainment on this
Monday morning. You're on the Woody Show. We're gonna take
a quick break. More Woody shows next, hang on.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
The Woody Show. Babuila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
I's gonna do it for a Monday morning everybody, Okay,
all right, it's a Monday check.

Speaker 4 (01:42:52):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (01:42:53):
While we learned some things today, learn what happened with
everybody over the weekend? Weekend cheers and jeers, brand new
redneck news and added another word to menaces ever expanding
vocabulary or the word of the day. Also the training news, headlines,
entertainment stuff, porn, a birthday. It's all in there, plus
everything else we did this morning waiting for you on
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Speaker 4 (01:43:12):
Just go to the Woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
Coming up for you tomorrow, guys, we're gonna play one
of our favorite contests. We heard so much about it
over the last couple of weeks to all this listener
stuff that we've been doing hanging out with listeners. Fat Chick,
Skinny Chick. We'll be on the show tomorrow Tuesday. Yeah,
So we have a volunteer. We just asked a bunch
of questions that we try to, you know, figure out,

(01:43:37):
but we got really bamboozled.

Speaker 3 (01:43:39):
On that last one.

Speaker 8 (01:43:40):
That was good.

Speaker 1 (01:43:41):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
Not It is not an easy game. But we're gonna
play Fat Chick Skinny Chick tomorrow, training, newse headlines, all
that stuff. Anything you got what you want to tell
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(01:44:05):
All right, Greg Gory Party words of wisdom please.

Speaker 8 (01:44:07):
Yeah, if you can't say something nice, at least make
it funny truth. We had this old coworker who said,
you know, I think sarcasm is just fake meanness. You
know they can't be Yeah, I think he's sarcastic, he's
just mean.

Speaker 4 (01:44:25):
Well, we weren't friends with that loser.

Speaker 3 (01:44:27):
He sounds really cool.

Speaker 2 (01:44:30):
Yeah, cool guy, yeah fun All right, Well, thank you
very much, Greg Gory do what. Thank you so much
for giving the Woody Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we'd love it to appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch you back here on Tuesday. Have a great day,
s MD double M.

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
I quit this bitch,