FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 18th 2025

Fail Stories, The DUiQ, Menace's Late Night Week in Review & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sleep, doomed to the graphic nature of his broken.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question, is.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
It lies.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show? This is the Woody Shell Insensitivity.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
All right, I'm gonna do my best Woody impression. Ready,
all right, here we go. Bye, Good morning everybody that sucked.
You know, it was way better in my head. Yeah,
it's the Woody Shell. It is Friday morning. Woody is
out today because he's getting a colonoscopy, so we'll do

(01:02):
what we gotta do until Monday. Yeah, it's Gregory, It's Menace,
Hi Fits Sea Bass, Sammy Boy, Benji Morgan Von And
it's Friday, Hell to the Yes, yeah you dog. All right,
it's officially Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Yah.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
And yesterday was officially National Tattoo Day.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
And remember how Dave Navarro and Perry Ferrell they've been
in the news because they're suing each other and all
that reminded me that when I the one time that
I met Dave Navarro, we were talking about tattoos because
he's a big tattoo dude. Tattoo TV show made half
his career off the whole entire concept of tattoos, and
he always had this theory that if you get a

(01:49):
tattoo and let's say it says something that no longer
means something to you. You know how Johnny Depp had
forever Dave said he never regretted any of his tattoos
because at the time he got them, they meant something
important to him. So why change it, Why go back?
Why regret it. At the time you got it, it
meant something to you. I totally agreed with that wholeheartedly,

(02:11):
except accept that I'm a mega hypocrite because I think
that applies to everybody except me. Like, my tattoos are
so stupid, so regretful.

Speaker 7 (02:23):
Don't you have to cover up tattoo? Right?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I totally altered them, cover them up. People say, what
is your tattoo mean? It doesn't mean anything at this point.
Is just a jumble garbage.

Speaker 8 (02:34):
That's a version of if I could go back and
change anything in my life, I never would because it
all made me who today?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Which is the money I lost?

Speaker 8 (02:42):
There's bad investments I had made, said done right, There's
there's people that I've been not nice to. I would
change almost my whole life. Yeah, that's total garbage. I
guess you could still learn from those things, but do
them as well.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Exactly. So, I think when it comes to the tattoos,
Dave is right. At the time you got it, it
meant something to you, so you shouldn't change it. Except
in my case.

Speaker 7 (03:01):
Yeah, that's that's a good theory and it makes sense.
But I wish I remembered his name. I follow this
dude on Instagram who kisses everyone off and I love
him so much. He's completely tattooed. I'm talking face, neck, eyeballs, body, everything,
and anytime somebody posts something crapping on his tattoo, he
gets their picture from their Instagram post and has it
tattooed on his body. He's done sick fathers, he's done

(03:25):
people's brand new babies, just kissed them.

Speaker 8 (03:28):
Off and it is phenomenal. It doesn't like that, wouldn't
piss me off and be like, Okay, dummy, way to.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Go to punish yourself the dumbest.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Yeah, now, Greg, let me ask you, do you have
any tattoos that you like?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Sure? Like, I uh, I have my dog's name tattooed
on me. Because that was a total knee jerk reaction
the day after he died. My what.

Speaker 8 (03:51):
You could have done is taken that time and money
and saved it, put it to like animal rescues.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I could have but instead, Right, I mean, it's not
that I hate the tattoo, but was it dumb away?
Because people his name was Rex, and I have racks
on my arm and people think, oh, that's because that
means king. No, it was my dog. Am I ever
going to forget that my dog's name was Rex? Now?

Speaker 8 (04:11):
No, it is because his name is I haven't think
I supported you thought about this, Greg. It's because tattoos
when they were rare, which used to go back in time,
kids tattoos it to be very rare to do totally
and that and that, and that made it so that
when you did get something tattooed, it was like soup, like,
oh my god, you got that.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
Tattooed, it must be a sailor.

Speaker 8 (04:30):
But nowadays, because everyone does it all the time for
every stupid little thing, it was meaningless.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
It is meaningless. He loved my pizza. Tattoos still meaning.

Speaker 8 (04:38):
And he still loves pizzas, and it means something to
me is still meaningless.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
And I remember we had this this these family friends
you know, two kids and my family three and theirs
and their oldest son. I think he was probably eighteen
at the time. It was the talk of the town.
Did you hear that, Chris, Yeah, it is a rebel.
I bet he's a saintan I bet he's gotten so
so much trouble.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
But the thing that I will die on this hill
of get off my lawn. I don't care if I'm old.
Face tattoos being common now is crazy to me.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
You know. The one that I don't mind is the
one that starts at the top of the back of
the ear and goes down the neck. I kind of
like this, Oh, okay, kind of like that. Well, there
was a new Google Trends map of the most searched
tattooed designs in every state, and they limit it to
just five basics. So the people the tattoos that people
are searching the most one that I have names, Yeah,

(05:30):
so I have there on my arm in case I
forget his name. So stupid hearts, Okay, mega cliche crosses.
I know about four hundred people with crosses flowers, and
then they distinguished between flowers and roses, which apparently didn't
count as if you're listening, you have any of those things.

(05:51):
You already.

Speaker 9 (05:51):
You are a walking cliche pretty much forgets it isn't
everybody though in life.

Speaker 8 (05:56):
No, that's you're a walking clusion. You're such a fool.
I'm not taking that that argument. I'm basing this off
man of.

Speaker 7 (06:02):
But don't henounce the trend from like a decade ago
where like hipsters and like cute girls were getting the
little mustache on their finger.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
Now, I did interview some tattoo artists from Hearts and Huntington.
They have a location inside Caesars in Vegas, also some
other locations like in Orlando, and I asked them what
is the most basic tattoos that guys normally get and
they said it was lions.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Oh, guys coming all the time to get multiple.

Speaker 10 (06:32):
Guys tattoos actually cause what the.

Speaker 11 (06:34):
Color and everything. Now they're like, oh, that looks so
bad ass the lion.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
They also ranked the worst tattoo trends ever and those
include super long quotes, yep, bows on your calves or thighs,
the ultimate cliche, barbed wire bands.

Speaker 7 (06:49):
I was waiting for that tribal.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Also the manual kind of di y looking tattoos. We
have a friend that wrote his own name, did it
itself looks terrible.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Member, Gina, I don't know, Greg, I don't know if
you were there, but remember what I had. Dumbass Tyler
d a t show you his scripture on his arm.
It's just it looks like a watercolor mess.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
You can't even long one word on. You have a
big church going type actually yeah, yeah, yeah, very religious family.

Speaker 9 (07:23):
But he described half of his arms and I said,
give you two grand if you can read.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Well, this actually says on.

Speaker 7 (07:32):
About the money.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah. And then the other two worst tattoo trends Chinese
characters totally agreed, and then tramp stamps, which yeah, yeah
old time.

Speaker 8 (07:41):
The bows in the back of the thighs is underrated,
bad because it's always screams trash.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, I think anything from the knee down, I think
is trashy. And if you're a guy, you have something
for the knee down, your mega gay exactly. And then
other honorable mention tattoo trends that people don't like, paw prints,
tribal patterns, anchors, one word statements like breathe.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Yeah, all right, Since we were talking about dumbass Tyler,
because I love talking about his tattoos. He has one
tattoo for a little league baseball league. What are your
baseball right?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Okay, first off, it looks like the Washington Nationals.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
They used the Washington national Yeah, yeah, right, he played
for that and then come and find out never even
played a day in his life. Let me work the concessions.
But he meant a lot of.

Speaker 7 (08:40):
Just said that your tattoos are meaningless proof positive. You
know that means something to him.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Off all those hot dogs, it meant something changed. Okay,
and Tyler should know that Dave Navarro supports him.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yes, this is.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
It as bad like a bo Friday morning would he show?
But we are without Woody today. He is uh moments
away from getting a colonoscopy. Who was it that was
trying to get colonoscopies on the forefront of the world.
Was it Katie Couric who did that big thing?

Speaker 12 (09:18):
Well?

Speaker 5 (09:19):
I think recently wasn't in Uh God, a famous actor?
What the heck is his name? James Earl Jones, James
Old Jones. Though there was a famous actor that was
trying to get it. He just recently that he had it.
Oh God, Ben Stiller, right or David Spain?

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Maybe? No, I think it was okay, But point being,
I never thought I would see the day where I'm
jealous of somebody getting one.

Speaker 7 (09:43):
You are meggat fine.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Stuff you get jealous about. Like the other day, Gina,
you and I saw some dudes sleeping on the sidewalk
using a skateboard as a pillow, and I was kind
of jealous because he was sleeping.

Speaker 8 (09:58):
I saw it the other day, so you know when
you're tiring, guy, I was using the sidewalk as a pillow.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
I was likely. I know, he just gets a sleep
whenever you want.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Today, I know what he's about to have the best
sleep of his life. He'll be back Monday.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
I just looked at u. Ben Siller was diagnosed and
treated for prostate cancer. Not calling cancer okay, but definitely
not jealousy. But don't they like, I don't know, look
for it in.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
The same way.

Speaker 7 (10:24):
Well, I think you're awake and they just kind of
do the moon river right with their finger.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Oh okay, And I think we've proven that any medical
questions we have we can't figure out.

Speaker 7 (10:33):
Yeah, I'll give my best shot.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
It would be one big fail. Speaking of fails, let's
do some Friday fail story. Why don't we let's all

(11:27):
right your Friday fail stories. These losers thought they had
a perfect plan, but in reality it just all turned
into one big epic uber Ultra and Gina, you're gonna
go solo on this one. It turned out to be
one big, giant, nice low register. I appreciate that aspecting

(12:06):
that we got one about this guy who was a
convicted drug dealer having his day in court, thought it
would be a good idea to, you know, sneak some
drugs into the courthouse. He was caught when he tried
to sell some weed and some xanax to another convict
who was also in that courtroom. Well he knew where his.
The guy's wrap sheet about a mile long. It's got

(12:28):
over one hundred previous criminal convictions for drug dealing.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Okay, so jail for life if you have one hundred.
We hear about these people with the duys fourteen d
uys before they kill somebody one hundred, one hundred previously
needed anymore in society.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Well maybe now he will be there for life. Fail
one from California, where this fifty nine year old guy
hit a bear with his car, which he felt guilty about,
so he got out of the car to help the bear,
and the bear really didn't want heart, so chomp want help,
I should say. So it chomped down on the guy's

(13:05):
arm a bunch of times. He ended up getting taken
to the hospital, which is a fail. And then, in
case you're wondering about the bear.

Speaker 7 (13:13):
No they didn't put him down. It died, I mean
jumped off a bridge. But yeah, they drank himself to
do it.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Got the taste of blood.

Speaker 7 (13:22):
It did one part.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
I mean you hear about that with deer like people like, well,
I'm going to eat it. And then they put in
their car and then still.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Alive to drive along. Then in the back seat they
should make a movie.

Speaker 7 (13:35):
He really should.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, he goes, hey, what's up? So in Canada, the
cops pulled over this car, but not for speeding, but
for going too slow. And that's the reason they were
driving so slow that lands them on the Friday fail
stories is the driver and his friend were trying to
hold down a mattress that they had on the roof.

Speaker 11 (13:54):
Are you going to do it?

Speaker 1 (13:56):
So he got hit with a few tickets, and then
he had the balls to ask the cops for a
police escort to their destination and the cops not helpful
at all. They said, no, that's so rude.

Speaker 7 (14:06):
Usually if you're driving too slow, it's because you're tripping
your balls off and you think you're going hyper speed,
but you're really going five miles an hour. These guys
are just trying to be responsible. Keep their mattress.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
That's the problem.

Speaker 7 (14:17):
What you do is you get one guy up on
top of it.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
There you go of surf those like that kid who
was on top of the baby pool when her mom
was driving fun.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
Recently looking at some photos because you know, I watched
that movie A Complete Unknown about Bob Dylan, just recently
finally watched it, and again he's a total scam artist.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
I was watching.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
I was looking at these photos and he went to
go visit Andy Warhol, and Warhol gave him this gigantic
painting and he was trying to fit in his car
and he couldn't do it. So what he did He
put it on the roof and he tried to hold
it down. And I'm telling you, this thing was as
big as the car.

Speaker 7 (14:54):
How that work out?

Speaker 1 (14:55):
I don't know where going.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
I was trying to bring him back to his how,
but I'm sure worth millions of dollars.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah, exactly. Here's one from Bristol, Connecticut, where this guy
at a park was trying to rescue his dog who
had somehow gotten locked inside of a pavilion. So, according
to reports, the park's restrooms were inside the building, and
then the doors automatically lock at ten pm every night.
Now it's unclear how the dog got trapped inside, but
it's possible it was just bad timing. So when the

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door is locked, they can still be opened from the inside.
But unless you're a dog is as smart as my dog,
would not be able to get out. So the guy
took matters into his own hands tried to break into
the building through the chimney.

Speaker 7 (15:37):
Which always works.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Oh wait he got stuck. Oh no, Now unclear how
long he was in that chimney, but the firefighters had
to rescue him. All and all, it caused about ten
thousand dollars worth of damage sailed.

Speaker 7 (15:52):
What's he doing in a public.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Park around ten pm?

Speaker 8 (15:55):
I wonder it's place where they have to lock the
doors in the back the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Interest here George Michael Fan, teenager in North Carolina, was
out in amusement park having a lovely time and just
trying to steal some prizes from a claw machine, and
to do it, he crawled inside the claw machine, thinking
he would just grab what he wanted and then crawled
right back out, But of course he got stuck as well,
so no park employees were not much help. They had

(16:21):
to call in some big guns to rescue this idiot.
Dumb ass, fail worthy failed. I'm going to end on
one from Astbury Park, New Jersey. This guy was trying
to parallel park his super sweet suv on the street,
and while trying to do that, he accidentally crashed through
the front of a driver's at school. So the owners

(16:44):
of the place say the guy was not a customer,
he was not a student. Suv ended up with some
major damage, as did the front of the Driver's at building,
and the cops had to help get him out of
his suv and then he got a ticket for careless
driving like an old people move right there. Yeah, mistaken
the gas for the break. Yeah, I don't even buy

(17:05):
that excuse. I never buy that excuse. I saw that
in person.

Speaker 8 (17:08):
I was cart narking one time and this this car
did the thing where it runs halfway up the tree
hit the right.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Tree at the right angle.

Speaker 8 (17:15):
Yeah, yeah, and guys like, yeah, celebrator got stuck.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh did it? You're old. You're an old cootter, your
old bet Well, my favorite time of the week is
coming up in just a matter of moments. The d
u i Q rip is this when we asked for
contestants a little bit eight seven. If you want to

(17:41):
be part of the d u i Q showing, welcome
back to the Woodie Show. What he's back Monday. He's
going to have a fine day today. Anybody find out
how his prep went for the call.

Speaker 7 (17:58):
He kind of told me in like a really cryptic way.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
He sent you some sort of prayer.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
Yeah, I wish him well. He was doing the prep
and I wished him good luck on his you know,
uh the prep. Yes, And he wrote back a solemn benediction,
Let the heavens brace, for what passes shall shake both
man and saint made the porcelain altar catch not my
final breath?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
All right, say too addicted to this? That's un it was.

Speaker 7 (18:29):
It got me pretty good.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
And it's gonna become again dead Internet, where it's just
the AI is talking to each other, your AI and
his AI and no one's actually going to be reading
anything you don't actually care and minutes would chat Ebt.

Speaker 7 (18:39):
Right back in all cabs ha like I did. I
don't think.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Maybe maybe someday.

Speaker 7 (18:47):
That was pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Well, anyway, what he's back Monday. In the meantime, we
do have some Friday morning business, including the d u
i Q, which rules. So Seaboss, please explain how this works.

Speaker 8 (18:57):
I find someone nice and drunk out on the streets
and asked him us the easiest trivia questions in the
world that you want know the answer to. Everyone listening
knows the answers to these, So that's not the game
is to guess the answer. The game is will this
drunk person know the answer? And if you can guess
whether they know, two times out of three, you win.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
I remember last week's questions I thought were kind of difficult.
I don't recall what they were, but I remember thinking, like,
there's fallen and he hit his head. I think them
all right, yeah, that's sign it's your diments. It probably is.
Who's our contestant?

Speaker 8 (19:33):
There they we've got Eddie is our contestant. But on
the phone, I guess that's who you're asking for.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Right exactly? The drunk will be Eddie. What do you
guys want? Did you guys de sign?

Speaker 11 (19:42):
Let's go to line one?

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Sorry, line two? Oh all right? Do they have a name? Yeah, Lenny, Lenny?

Speaker 12 (19:50):
Hey, what's up? What you show?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Lenny? We're going to play the d u i Q.
But before we play, we would like to hear from
our drunk Eddie, just to see how he's doing tonight.
I drink a lot.

Speaker 13 (20:04):
I drank a lot because I know how to work
the system to get an extra cup, to drink as
much as you can. I told him that I lost
my original cup in the urinal.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
Did you indeed lose your cup in the urinal?

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Eddie? It did not.

Speaker 6 (20:17):
Oh, so you're being a liar.

Speaker 13 (20:19):
I'm not a liar. I just know how to work
the system. I think I got a case of beer.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
Would you say you got your money's worth, Eddie?

Speaker 1 (20:26):
I think so. I drank my fill.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (20:31):
I tell this at a beer festival, Okay, I was
wondering what that crowd was. Well, they hand you one cup.
But if you if you if you say hey, I
dropped it in urinal, then you can double fish.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
That's the problem. I dropped it in a urinal and
then we'll just replace your cup. Okay, good, good for
good for Eddie. Let's do question number one. Sammy and
Menace are going to be playing along and we're going
to see if they're going to sweep yet again or
at least Menace.

Speaker 13 (20:55):
Well.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Question number one spell Mississippi.

Speaker 7 (20:59):
Oh okay, Sammy says, oh, if you're writing this is
her forte. They do have pen and.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Paper, right, this is a what kindergarten?

Speaker 10 (21:10):
Yeah, they say this is one of the easiest words,
one of the easiest states to spell, just because we're.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
So what do we stop her from?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Okay, so I'm going to say no to Eddie. Hell
have pen and paper, right, But there's like a kind
of a rhymey thing they teach you.

Speaker 7 (21:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
True.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
You guys keep on talking about I'm trying to play
the rhyme in my head.

Speaker 7 (21:35):
Philibuster.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Okay, so you say saying yes to Sammy.

Speaker 7 (21:38):
I agree. I'm going to say this is not Menace
or Eddie's forte, but I'm going to give it to Sammy.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Agreed.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
You guys, what do you think, Uh, no, no way,
he's double fisting.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Well what really matters is what Lenny thinks. Do you
think Eddie is going to be able to spell in Mississippi.

Speaker 12 (21:56):
Hey, listen, greg Im, I want to be a Woody
show first on this. I'm gonna go triple no on
all the questions here for I'm going to say no
hearing of the questions. I'm gonna say no, he's not
going to know any of these questions. And you can
put me on the record for that. By the way, Gene,

(22:16):
I love you, oh honey, thank you, Lenny.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
So preemptive nose to all of them. But yeah, we'll
still play along.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Because it's what we do.

Speaker 12 (22:24):
I'm going to play along, but I'm just saying there's
no Listen. I just watched a YouTube video where the
guy wasn't even wasted and they asked him when was
the War of eighteen twelve? And the guy didn't know.

Speaker 7 (22:34):
That's my favorite.

Speaker 12 (22:35):
There's no way Eddie. Yeah, there's no way Eddie is
going to know any of these questions. Even if you
ask him what one plus one is, he's still not
going to know.

Speaker 7 (22:42):
Okay, well let's see. Yeah, all right, you.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Good question number one Mississippi am I ss hold on,
we gotta go see if medics can do it first, Yes,
all right, m I s s I P p I
s I. Yeah, that's it. More time, m I S
s I p p I s I miss.

Speaker 7 (23:10):
Damn almost got all the letters in there in the area.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeh, yes, don messing with my brain.

Speaker 11 (23:16):
M I S s I s s I p p I.

Speaker 12 (23:18):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
I thought Menis did way better than I thought I would.
Thank you. Okay, now we can hear from Eddie. Are
you sure? Yes? Positive spell Mississippi?

Speaker 13 (23:30):
Am I S s I s.

Speaker 6 (23:35):
P p.

Speaker 13 (23:38):
I S s I I s s I p Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
It is hard.

Speaker 6 (23:45):
He's that word in the sentence. Yes, Mississippi is racist.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Didn't he mean?

Speaker 7 (23:52):
Didn't he mean miss my pants I? Miss a?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
All right, well, so far Lenning's strategy of preemptive noses panel.
Ye got lucky, so far, sir, So good, so far,
so good. Question number two for the d.

Speaker 7 (24:07):
U y Q.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
The electoral college formally does what.

Speaker 7 (24:12):
The elematoral college formally, formally, I think you said formerly okay, formally.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
I mean you could say, yeah, all right.

Speaker 7 (24:20):
Formally for there's writing, there's scribbling.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, they're figuring things out. There's many different ways you
could word this. I'm gonna now I'm going to get
crazy like Lenny did. I'm going to say yes to Menace,
yes to Sammy, no to Eddie. Oh that's good.

Speaker 7 (24:34):
And again like, I think this is not I don't
think this is an easy answer. I think this takes
This isn't just like a yes or no question.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
You know, right, you say there are different ways you
can express.

Speaker 7 (24:47):
Right, that's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
There is there's a one word answer I would accept. Really.

Speaker 7 (24:50):
Oh okay, okay, then if that's true, because you're going
for a word answer, yeah, yeah, I can see that.
All right, I'm going to say no.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Okay, man, Sammy, do you think Eddie knows? No? Way? No?
All right, Lenny, are you sticking with your preemptive no?

Speaker 12 (25:13):
Oh, you'd be better off asking him what would his election? Right?

Speaker 1 (25:22):
So we're sticking with all right, He's aid. Question number
two for the d U I Q was what does
the electoral the Electoral College formerly does what. Let's go
to Sammy on this.

Speaker 10 (25:34):
They vote vote for the president like they're the ones
we all vote, and then they go in and actually
do the voting.

Speaker 11 (25:41):
For their area.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
Yeah, I said that they are supposed to represent the
public's vote for the president.

Speaker 7 (25:49):
You guys, that was really good.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
One.

Speaker 7 (25:52):
I assumed it was voting.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
President, voting president election something. Yeah, I said, the key
supposed to represent.

Speaker 11 (26:02):
The dogsoltical good.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Yeah, you guys are on fire, these girls. But let's
see if Eddie got it right.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
The Electoral College formerly does what.

Speaker 13 (26:14):
Elects the president of the United States because the problem
of people who are not educated enough to know what
they're doing, we call what we also call those people.

Speaker 7 (26:29):
Uh hicks, Wow, very impressive.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
No, letdy, no way, keeping it interesting. You're still here,
still on the board. You got one right, you got
one wrong, but we still have another question to get to.
Question number three.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
What's a book mark?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Twain wrote, okay, triple no.

Speaker 8 (26:53):
With like some of the okay, some of the things
that they perhaps lean upon for knowledge, such a.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Things.

Speaker 7 (27:03):
Yeah, I mean, come on, mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (27:07):
Sammy's looking confused, which I don't like because I just
we don't. Let's let's not forget. Neither of these two
read in high school.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
They literally I told you I read that book Flowers
for algernond Is.

Speaker 7 (27:21):
I'm going to say yes, menace no Sammy, which really
disappoints me because she's still thinking and uh no, no, Eddie.
So only yes to Menace.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
I didn't even have to glance at anybody, just the
immediate triple note. It's like, Gina, have you met anybody?

Speaker 7 (27:42):
I know? But come on, it's so.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Easy, Sammy and Menas. What do you guys think?

Speaker 6 (27:47):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
No, yeah, but okay, I agree. You know what you
would say? Kay, Lenny, it's make or break for you.

Speaker 12 (27:54):
Do you think Eddie's listen Sea Bass? If he gets
this question right, I will wash your cyber truck with.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
My tongue jokes.

Speaker 7 (28:06):
No, I don't know if that's a joke. I'll take
that all right.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Well, let's find out. Just for question number three again,
what's the book Mark Twain wrote, Let's go to Sammy on.

Speaker 11 (28:13):
That Huckleberry Finn.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Okay, little set on that. I also wrote down Huckleberry Finn.

Speaker 7 (28:22):
Is The Adventures of but I'll give him credit.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Two things. One, I used to work out an office
right by where Mark Twain used to live. Second, there
is a restaurant chain called Huckleberry Yeah, White Delicious, and
they have like Huckleberry Finn artwork all over it.

Speaker 7 (28:43):
This is very slum Dog Millionaire. It's not that he
read it. I passed a restaurant called Huckleberry Finn.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
I did good for you, but it all comes down
to this, Leney. If Eddie got this question right, we'll
see if you win or not. The d u i
Q question number.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
Three, what's the book mark?

Speaker 13 (29:02):
Twain wrote, Uh, huncle Barraf find huncle Briffin is about
this kid who sails down the Mississippi with a black person.
He calls him enword Jim and he uh finds that
he can't call him and.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
Rord a lot where else?

Speaker 7 (29:25):
What will happen? Will get your askeecto report, Lenny, get
that tongue ready, Lenny, you know, usually a man.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
This is a very rare occurrent.

Speaker 7 (29:39):
How bad do you feel for Lenny?

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Oh dude, I'm crushed for you.

Speaker 10 (29:43):
And because he gave the answers.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
I am demastate yea to get through this. Your commentary
is amazing. You should be here all morning. We'll get
ready to tongue bathe the truck.

Speaker 13 (30:00):
Also meta sorry, I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
We love that Lenny. Yeah, oh sorry, Lenny.

Speaker 12 (30:07):
Yeah you later tonight.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
More Woody shows coming up, back.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Show right back.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
I'm looking at the text. Lenny is getting a lot
of love from being contest. Yeah, I loved him. I
think he's hilarious. It's so rare when people lose. I
don't leave.

Speaker 11 (30:41):
You know how to, how to think, and he was
so confident from the start.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah, I know, it's it threw me off. It is
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(31:26):
so that first keyword in the six o'clock hour. I
did want to mention because I literally just saw this.
If you look at the budget numbers for the latest
Superman movie. Yeah, it is really good to be James Gunn.
So the total budget for the new Superman movie two
hundred and twenty five million bucks, and one hundred and
twenty five million of that was just for marketing. And
when it comes to salaries, though, gun James Gunn got

(31:50):
the most fifteen million bucks. Sweet good.

Speaker 7 (31:54):
I'm glad he's getting his piece if it's that good
of a movie.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
So he's gotten fifteen million. Nicholas Holt two millionllion bucks,
David cornsweats Superman Superman himself seven hundred and fifty grand
a new guy. Yeah, and Rachel is it Brosenham, thank
you seven hundred and fifty grand as well.

Speaker 11 (32:11):
Really not even a million, that's surprising.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Normal life seven hundred and fifty grand. Is you know?
Fantasy wet dream mode again? But not movie. I am surprised.
Iould think she would get a little bit more.

Speaker 10 (32:25):
Yeah, marvelous missus Masel. She's no name, She's the reason
I want to go see it.

Speaker 7 (32:28):
Well, the ladies don't tend to get as much.

Speaker 10 (32:30):
Well they also well she got the same as Superman.

Speaker 7 (32:33):
Yeah, but he's but no one's ever heard of him.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah, they got the investment back, already two hundred and
twenty million at the global box office.

Speaker 7 (32:40):
I might just keep going up and up and husband
say it's the greatest Superman movie of all time. Oh,
and there's been a lot of Superman movie exactly.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Also saw this Reddit post, ask people, because we talk
about this from time to time, what are you starting
to love more as you get older? So nine hundred
people weighed in. And I don't know if any of
these people are in MENACE's life, but I was recently
talking to a guy in his mid to late forties
who said he likes bird watching. And I'm not the

(33:10):
first person i've heard say.

Speaker 7 (33:11):
That, not his eighties, not his eighties.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
No, I don't know anybody that's into birdwatching.

Speaker 11 (33:19):
You don't, I don't you do? Yeah, and there're thirty
lot of people.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Yeah, Okay, Menace, this happens all the time. If I
know somebody that's into it, and I know multiple, it
doesn't mean they don't exist much like that. Yeah, I don't. No, No,
I equally flabbergat.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
No, I'm look, I totally believe that you guys are
around people that are into bird watching. But I'm saying
that people that I meet on a daily and I
go to a lot of events and I meet a
lot of people, yeah, birders.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
None of them are into bird war.

Speaker 10 (33:51):
You should ask around see how many have bird houses
with the camera and it.

Speaker 11 (33:55):
I think you'd be surprised.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
I get it, they sell that at Costco. But like
the definition of a bird watch or somebody that can
look at a bird and tell you what kind of
bird it is, not just like.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
A member of the Audubon Society.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Oh, that's actually like the knowledge. Yeah that's a bird.
That's a bird watcher. Okay, as a bird feeder. Okay, Well,
then the people that I have spoken to recently, I
can't remember who did go out and get that dumb
bird house with at the camera.

Speaker 14 (34:19):
Cool.

Speaker 11 (34:20):
You have to see a bunch of different I.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Can't explain it. But the minute I turned forty five,
I got into birds. It's weird other things that people
say they're into more now that they're older.

Speaker 7 (34:30):
Myself okay, sure, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
The number one answer around here silence and people canceling plans.
People call it four play now it's true, not given
an iss what people think. That's what they say. But
that has never borne off for me at all.

Speaker 12 (34:47):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
The one that I obsess about And it's not that
I love it more that I get older, it's just
that I obsess and worry about it more. A popular
answer was parents older, you get shorter the.

Speaker 7 (34:56):
Time you have with them, and then you have to
start taking care of them in a lot of way
and it's hard.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
I think it just gets scary because your parents become
your kids. You want them to text you when they
get home. You want them to call you a certain
day of the week, and if they don't, and then
when they call you outside of that scheduled time.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
Oh god, I think, oh god, yeah, what has happened?
My mom calls the sky is falling? So I don't
even know what's real. And it's because we live so
far apart from each other exactly.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
And then another one, I choose comfort over brand. My
feet are only just recovering from wearing fashionable shoes. Bloody
toes are like burnt sausages. If you're wearing shoes that
are making you bleed.

Speaker 7 (35:37):
Why wait a second, isn't that Mario's rule.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
If they ain't hurting, they ain't wearing all right, It's
The Woody Show Friday.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Morning, Am I the wood Shop?

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Welcome back to the Woody Show on a Friday morning,
but he's not here right now. Normally he gives us
his expert dream interpretation menace. Well, dream did you have
that you want? I had a dream last night about you,
Greg No.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
I had a dream that you owned a boat and
there was a storm and I had to help save
your boat because it was in trouble by the docks.
It was like one of those speedboat type boats that
you would see in Miami. But yeah, there was a
stormer bruin and They're like, man, it's help me with
my boat.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
How did you did you sell? Yeah? I hopped in
in the boat.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
So I kind of have like this weird upbringing where
my parents got divorced when I was six years old,
and my mom and I we moved to what you
considered the hood, right, but the hood, but my my
father kind of lived in a better area and so

(36:48):
they would have access to like boats and stuff. So
I'll go see my dad like every two weeks and
then so I would be around boat, so I'd know
how to like I would know how to drive a
boat in like multiple types of boats, like the speedboat.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Like the boats.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Speedboats are little tiny boats where you would have to
put the engine on the back and all that kind
of stuff, little mini boats and all kinds of boating.
But yeah, I think it's because all the storms have
been in the news. Maybe that's why. Hey, God, But
I don't know why I would think that, Greg, you
would have a boat? Would you ever own a boat? I,

(37:25):
for about I don't know a week, had a dream, like,
not an actual dream. I was really fantasizing about living
on a boat, Oh, because I think that would be
pretty fun. I had a family friends that had a sailboat,
which I kind of think sailboats are boring.

Speaker 7 (37:42):
They are, and there's so much work, so much work.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
I don't know how to do, all the knots and
all the different you know, come about when you have
to switch sidnes and all that. It's too much work.
But they had it docked at this marina, and then
outside the marina, all you do is you walk up
this ramp and then you're at a bar. There's a restaurant,
there's hours and all that, and that's where you shower
and stuff. And then you live on the boat and
the boat's not moving because it's just more than right, right,

(38:06):
I think that would be kind of fun. Never sail it.
I wouldn't want to sail it.

Speaker 8 (38:12):
Why would you want to live in some like a
small cramps less amenities, Just I don't know, because.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
The views, Yeah, no yardwork. That would actually maybe be
nice to smell the ocean smell. But I think the
inside of boats always have a weird smell.

Speaker 7 (38:25):
They do kind of musty. But I think the bigger
question is menace. What do you think Greg needs to
be saved from?

Speaker 5 (38:31):
Oh yeah, a deep interpretation of the dream. I don't
know Greg with turmoil.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Lately, not a whole lot of turmoil. Let me know,
keep your eye on it. I'll put on my cape
and save you. I kind of thought there might be
some other twist to this dream.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
Yeah, no, I just I was just asking, like, ill, like, oh,
would Greg be into you know, getting a boat one day?

Speaker 7 (38:56):
For sure?

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Yeah? I would also obsess about what to name it.
Oh yeah, you got something like seeing a cleverly named boat.

Speaker 9 (39:02):
Yeah you're worried about Greg and the scooter, because that's
something he's really really wanting to get into, right.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
But boating seems relatively safe. Yeah, around the bay, maybe
not out in the open ocean, around a bay. And
in the good old days, and you went on a
boat specifically to get wasted. Now bout good morning, and

(39:35):
it is the Woody Show. What he's off today? Not
really having a day off per se in the medical procedure. Yeah,
he's having a nap of his lifetime. He'll be back
on Monday. It's Gregory. It is menace. What is the pie? Sammy?
It is sea Bash. It is bored in the house,
in the room, and Gina grown, good morning. Hi, Gina

(39:55):
has your news headlines.

Speaker 7 (39:57):
Yeah, let's talk about it. Stephen Colbert dropped a bom
shell during Thursday's taping. Did you hear the Late Night
or The Late Show? Rather is officially ending in May.
Colbert says he's not being replaced, it's just over. He's
been running the show since twenty fifteen, when he took
over for a letterman. The news came just a couple
of days after Colbert roasted CBS's parent company, Paramount, for

(40:18):
quietly paying Trump sixteen million bucks to settle a lawsuit
Trump had accused them of election interference over an edited interview.
The paramount says shutting down Late Show has nothing to
do with politics or ratings, so it's all about money,
especially with an eight point a ratings. Exactly, they have
an eight point four billion dollar merger on the table

(40:38):
with Skuydance.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Media.

Speaker 7 (40:40):
Fans aren't buying it, though, politicians aren't buying it. Even
other late night hosts are piling on. Jimmy Kimmel posted
on Instagram, love you, Steven f you and all your
Sheldon's cbsies.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Politically, guests are making it a political event.

Speaker 8 (40:58):
Well, there's two things here. Number One, Late Now TV
is going away eventually, just it will just because nobody's
watching it live watching live TV. Number two, yeah, this
show stopped being funny.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
So also, they said that the Daily Show might be
on the table to go away.

Speaker 8 (41:12):
Oh really, yeah, because when you watch Comedy Central, as
I do when I'm in hotels, it is just blocks
of it's either South Park or Seinfeld or the Office
or Parks and rec.

Speaker 7 (41:22):
And then the Daily Show, well, because it's it's dirt
cheap to just play all those marathons.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Over and exactly, and that's pretty much the only place
you watch live TV at a hotel.

Speaker 7 (41:30):
Every time that's it, the Central or the ID network.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
I can first tell you the last time that I
watched a night show like Live. Yeah, all, it's all childhood.

Speaker 7 (41:41):
Twenty years ago, President Trump got checked out after folks
noticed his leg was swelling. He had some bruises on
his right hand too. The White House Press secretary says
he had some ultrasound tests on both legs, and it
turns out he's got something called chronic venous insufficiency. Basically,
his blood isn't flowing back up from his legs to
his heart as well as it could be.

Speaker 8 (42:01):
He's compressious socks pretty common.

Speaker 7 (42:05):
It just means it's some swelling, might cause some varicos veins.
I meanwhile, the bruises on his hands probably from all
those handshakes and the asprin he takes, because you know,
old people love aspirin for like you know, blood thinner, and.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
They take a daily ry.

Speaker 7 (42:17):
Yeah they do, yeah, oh really and usually yeah, the
older you get, you take something just to thin things out.
Usually this condition is managed with compression socks, keeping those
legs in the air, are taking some medication.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
He needs some better makeup artists too, because did you
see the makeup on his hand so bad it's not
even blended in.

Speaker 7 (42:34):
Well, it absolutely insists I think on doing it himself.
That's what I think. Oh, I think he just he's
figured out what works for him and it just doesn't
work for most of America. The twenty two year old
douche that charged got charged with murdering American Idol music
supervisor Robin Kay and her husband Thomas de Luca. Well.
Cops say Raymond Bouderian broke into that house through an

(42:56):
unlocked door to rob the place, but the couple came home,
Like we said, he was caught in the act allegedly
killed them when he was found out. Well, he's now
facing two murder charges with special circumstances because it happened
during a burglary, plus an extra burglary charge. Cops picked
him up at his apartment. Neighbors said he'd been creeping
everybody out, walking around barefoot, talking to himself and coherently.

(43:19):
He never threatened anyone per se, but was menacing.

Speaker 8 (43:22):
Let's say, And what do I get called for calling
the cops on these people all the time?

Speaker 6 (43:27):
Oh you're Oh.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Do you care care about? What if he's not bothering
you're a bugaboo. Yeah, exactly. That could be the next murderer, exactly.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
And that's what all I'm doing is keeping people from
getting murdered. So thank you. We owe you a debt
of gratitude. And police did find a gun at the scene.
They're testing it now. And the couple had pets. They
had a dog, a tortoise, and a parrot. But they
are all safe with family.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
And I'll say it again, I'm with you, Sea Bass.
If they bring back the Nutthouse, we can clean up
a lot.

Speaker 8 (43:53):
Okay, there's a guy I pulled into my garage last night.
There's a guy nine thirty at night. He's standing in
one of thempty parking spots wearing.

Speaker 7 (44:01):
Kind of a ninja e outfit.

Speaker 8 (44:04):
But he didn't look like a ghee sort of like
I had a headband some other stuff, didn't have any
kind of a you know, it wasn't it wasn't homeless
per se. But he had like some garbage on the
ground in an empty parking spot and he's just staring
dead eyed at the concrete wall in front of him.
Well what people, I know a hundred people saw that guy.
We're just like, I shouldn't you know I shouldn't call.

(44:27):
He's not harming anyone. No, he's going to be a murderer.
I guarantee it.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
He's just tripping. Did you I did, in fact?

Speaker 7 (44:33):
And did they come right away? Exactly? Here's the problem.

Speaker 8 (44:36):
Not to get into the my my daily grievances, but
we have we have a stupid thing where we can't
call our security directly. We have to call a company
based in a different states that never gets.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Back, and then you get people get murdered right on it.
Let's things more complicated.

Speaker 7 (44:52):
Well, speaking of murderers, let's talk about Seabass's legal twin,
Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
He said sentence for.

Speaker 7 (45:05):
He's said to be sentenced for the twenty twenty two
murders of for University of Idaho students. A jug has
officially lifted the gag order that had kept law enforcement
and prosecutors from talking about all of this publicly. The
order was originally put there to protect Coburger's right to
a fair trial, but since he's already pleaded guilty and
won't be going to trial, the judge just doesn't see
the point. Coburger is looking at four consecutive life sentences,

(45:27):
plus an extra ten years for burglary and he's going
to appear in court on the twenty third.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Sorry, Chris Evans. Is who I was thinking of?

Speaker 7 (45:36):
Is Ryan Reynolds's not attractive enough for Captain America. I
will say about Ryan Reynolds. Dudes seemed to be more
in love with him.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
I've been in love with Ryan.

Speaker 7 (45:47):
Yeah, that Dave exactly every guy.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
On the ground floor because all these people left him
with the what was it the lake ip that movie
the rip pdah yeah, like, oh Ryan's dumb bo like
I have to I never left you.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Ryan watched he did some.

Speaker 8 (46:07):
Like super terrible movie where he was like, there's like
a goosebumps afraid of the dark sort of thing when
he was nineteen.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
And I've even seen that Ryan so much. I love you.
There's just one Bryan Reynolds movie that I've started probably
three times. Never finish it. When he's stuck in that
box underground. Oh yeah, oh buried. I don't know who
that is. I've watched that half of it three times
and he still buried? Is he still buried?

Speaker 13 (46:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
I mean you can spoil it. Does he get out?

Speaker 13 (46:32):
No?

Speaker 4 (46:32):
No?

Speaker 7 (46:32):
No, don't I want to watch it you I do? Yeah,
I love that kind.

Speaker 9 (46:34):
There's like one scene in it is that so Alfred Hitchcock.
It's beautiful.

Speaker 7 (46:38):
Oh I'm excited. Also, who remembers the original Ryan Reynolds
from the Canadian soap opera teen Soapropa fifteen.

Speaker 11 (46:46):
That's where I.

Speaker 7 (46:47):
First saw him, and I was like, I don't know
about this kid, but boy did he grow up to
be a star? Van Wilder Dude love him? Okay, this
is literally the video of the century. I love it.
I watched it one hundred times. The couple's worst nightmare
went down at that Coldplay show in Boston the other night.
This dude, Andy Byron, who runs the AI startup Astronomer,

(47:07):
and his new head of HR, Kristen Cabot, accidentally found
themselves on the jumbo tron kiss Cam, all cuddle up
in front of fifty five thousand people. One of them ducked,
one of them ran away. They covered their faces. They
it was very uncomfortable, and that's when Chris Martin said,
either they're having an affair or they're just very shy.
Well turns out they were likely having an affair. Online

(47:30):
sleuths because they are good, say that Byron is married
and his wife has already removed his last name from
all of our social media accounts. The Astronomer website even
disabled comments on the company's post because they were getting
hammered with memes and jokes and all kinds of stuff.
But it's like, yeah, you want to be discreet with
your hr rep, don't go. Don't find yourselves on the

(47:51):
jumbo tron.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Let this be a lesson for all you cheaters out there. Sammy,
who loves you.

Speaker 8 (47:57):
Is that if you are in public, you've got to
have a plan for getting caught.

Speaker 7 (48:01):
Right, because if he ducking doesn't work.

Speaker 8 (48:03):
If they just kind of hugged and maybe he just
slowly let her go, no one ever notice that's true.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
Yeah, I was reading that thing about uh JFK and
he was out in public with his mistress, and he
always said like, oh, that's my sister.

Speaker 7 (48:18):
That's you, don't I mean, obviously you get he's caught.

Speaker 11 (48:22):
He's hugging from very close.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
You don't hug your sister like that.

Speaker 7 (48:26):
You don't sway a cold play with your sister. Felix
bomb Gardner Does that name ring a bell? Of course,
because right when I heard it, I thought, oh boy,
he was the guy who jumped from space in twenty twelve. Well,
he died in a paragliding crash in Italy.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Don't they all.

Speaker 7 (48:41):
Yeah, he was flying over a beach town when he
lost control, slammed into a wooden structure by a hotel
pool died right there at the scene. A hotel worker
nearby got hit by debris. But he's okay. Felix was
fifty six. He was a legend in extreme sports all
over the world, famous for breaking the sound barrier during
that Stratosphere jump. He done crazy stunts over the year,

(49:02):
like jumping off skyscrapers, even flying across the English Channel,
and just two hours before the crash he posted about
having too much wind on Instagram. So he's gonna jump
from space. He's going to jump off, you know, skyscrapers.
But the thing that a million people have done paragliding,
that's going to do him in.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
He They think that he might have passed out, and
then that's why from excitement.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Yes, it's kind of like Robert Irwin. He's with venomous
steaks exactly.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
Well, a lot of these extreme guys too, They die,
are get messed up in skiing accidents. That's what happened
to Ken Block shoe shoemaker shoemaker from F one. He
like he got a skiing accident.

Speaker 7 (49:47):
Yeah, I was going to say, because that's all kinds
of I'll do it fast ski.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Well.

Speaker 7 (49:55):
I know I said that my favorite story was the
cold Bloy story, but I actually put this to you
that this might be your favorite story. A dad in
Milwaukee is catching some serious flack for ditching his kid
during a kidnapping. Seven year old kid named Jamal White
was riding his bike when two dudes jumped out of
a white jeep and snatched him up at gunpoint. That's

(50:16):
when dad, Jamal Senior was caught on surveillance video running
inside instead of helping his kid. Wow, he posted later
yll Yeah I ran claiming he thought it was a
robbery because that's a great excuse to leave your kid.
But people online they're not buying it. They're roasting him
for not stepping in and amber alert didn't go out
until five hours later, but thankfully, the boy was found

(50:36):
safe the next day about seven miles away. Cops have
arrested three suspects so far, but like due to kind
of have some thoughts for the dad, like, can.

Speaker 11 (50:46):
You get arrested for you child abuse?

Speaker 7 (50:48):
Right?

Speaker 11 (50:49):
Proting your kids?

Speaker 7 (50:49):
Wait wait if they have they had guns? Yeah, you
have no gun and.

Speaker 10 (50:53):
They take they took your kid and you didn't do anything.

Speaker 7 (50:56):
So get shot. But the court of public opinion is
not being Also, didn't call until five hours later?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Well okay, that's something else. Yeah, the main question maybe
to take a nap.

Speaker 8 (51:07):
I'm not going to running towards certain death, doesn't isn't
a smart move.

Speaker 7 (51:12):
Yeah, but it should be your parental instinct.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Right, Yeah, you can knock the gun out of the
guy's hands.

Speaker 8 (51:17):
Maybe it Well, there's clearly something going on because who
kidnaps at gunpoint a seven year old for in day night?

Speaker 13 (51:23):
For you?

Speaker 1 (51:23):
There's something else going on here when the dad's around.

Speaker 7 (51:25):
Yeah, Bord, I think this isn't gonna end up being
a dateline because it sounds a little kahootsie. But you
know who knows?

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Just saying to call to the police, that's one thing. Yeah,
why didn't you? He could have said I ran in
to call you call. But when you said that, I
gotta admit my knee jerk reaction was to think was
he supposed to just dive on top of the van? What?
What could he have done?

Speaker 7 (51:46):
This is where we need another parent in here to
be like, I don't know. I'm pretty sure your instinct
is supposed to be to grab your kid's arm and
try and yank him back as hard as you can,
not just run the other direct.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
I don't think he was. They were holding at the time.
Maybe he wasn't close enough. You guys are really cute.
Not for apologizes close the door? I mean, am I
gonna just dive onto the windshield?

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Really?

Speaker 9 (52:05):
I mean can we answer for Woody ye, which would
be I ain't dying for nobody, so.

Speaker 7 (52:10):
Except my kid?

Speaker 4 (52:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (52:11):
I think he would for his kid.

Speaker 10 (52:12):
I mean you would dive, it would your instincts as
a father would kick in kid.

Speaker 7 (52:17):
Maybe all right, we might have to revisit this next week.
Well anyway, that's what's going on.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Thank you, Gina, refresh my memory. Subway Takes, how that
works again?

Speaker 7 (52:25):
Okay, So this great segment on Instagram's called subway Takes,
and uh it's this great guy named Karim Rama. He
asks random you know people or famous people, comedians, just
give me your take on something. They're gonna give us
their take. We're going to see if we agree.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Oh okay, right, that's what's coming up next. You're on
the Woody Show. The wood Show. It's like hoy, it's
like Happy Friday, good monthing. It's the Woodies Show. Subway Takes.
This is something that you found, Gina, and it's good
food for thought.

Speaker 7 (52:57):
Debate fodder. I love this. It's this guy Kareem Rama
who is literally sitting on the subway with either some
you know, random person or a comic or an actor
entrepreneur and just says, what's your take? And then they
could say anything they want. So I've been collecting these,
have been rifling through them. I found a couple that
I really want to get your takes on. So let
us know. This is the first one. Emily Radikowski everybody

(53:20):
knows she has actress, model. She has some thoughts about
what should happen to nude pics when a relationship ends.

Speaker 15 (53:25):
All nudes should be deleted once a relationship ends.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Disagree?

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Why?

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Because I think that you shouldn't send nudes at all. Wow,
I'm an anti nude. I don't want them, I don't want.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
To see them.

Speaker 6 (53:34):
You don't want it?

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Nope, but you're from my wife. Okay.

Speaker 7 (53:38):
Do you send nudes?

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Of course not.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Why would I send nudes?

Speaker 1 (53:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
I'm anti nudes.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Okay.

Speaker 15 (53:44):
So that's a crazy take because people do send a
lot of nudes, and I think the only reason to
hold on to nudes is like either because you're still
drinking off to them, which is like not okay, or
it's like a power thing, which is just like you know,
revenge porn is a real thing. But the one thing
I know is all nudes should be deleted.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Okay. My thoughts is, first that guy probably doesn't want,
you know, female nudes, So yeah, beside that to the point.

Speaker 7 (54:14):
To the point, yeah, no, no, I would not at all.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
I mean, if you don't consider them momentos, but I
do consider that I like to have them just in case.

Speaker 7 (54:23):
Yeah, but I think those are least those aren't purchased
once the relationships, and I think it's you hang on
to those like a creeper.

Speaker 8 (54:30):
I don't hang on I've never gone back and look
at them, but I don't actively go and delete anything then,
And why is that because I don't care enough to
go and actively delete them.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
I think also the person you break up with should
request for them to be deleted, and if they do
a request for them to be deleted, then you should
delete them.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Best.

Speaker 9 (54:46):
Do you treat them as a trophy?

Speaker 8 (54:47):
I mean, that's it's I have. Honestly, I don't even know.
I don't even go look at them at all, but
I just I just don't think of it.

Speaker 7 (54:52):
It doesn't even Well, now that you're thinking of it,
would you open that phone and delete?

Speaker 8 (54:58):
I don't think I can because it's I'm Google account,
But I can, I can find there's a lot of
technical also.

Speaker 10 (55:04):
I mean sometimes I feel like it's a power move
like that you can hold that over. So of course,
so you need them just in case for whatever reason.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
Who knows why in a hole use it as a
power move, right, Yeah, I don't do that.

Speaker 10 (55:16):
So just delete them, I guess is the point. Because
Wilder holding on, he couldn't.

Speaker 7 (55:19):
Have to remember like two passwords, and you'd have to
delete them in front of the person to prove that
you deleted them, and then you have to go to
the delete section to make sure that the delete deleted.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
But that's the same token. When you've heard a million
times cases where an engagement ring doesn't get returned because
it was a gift.

Speaker 7 (55:34):
I disagree with that. I do too, that's insane.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
But if you're sending a nude to somebody that's a gift.
Is that not a gift that you're not point you're
not forced to give it back? Well, say better than
a rank.

Speaker 10 (55:45):
The engagement exactly an engagement ring thing is you should
give it back because it symbolizes the promise to marry,
and if you are no longer going to marry, then
you give it back because you are no longer holding
on to that promise.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Correct, But there are our cases in court where they
say you don't have to give the ring back. That
was considered a gift a son, and it's up to
you to do with that gift as you choose.

Speaker 11 (56:10):
I don't necessarily disagree with that.

Speaker 10 (56:12):
I'm just pro no nudes, and I know nobody wants
to hear that, but I will not ever send them
because well, it's.

Speaker 7 (56:19):
Risky and the way people get hacked, and the way
celebrities get hacked, in the way everybody who thinks they're
unhackable gets hacked. Even my husband who's like, just send
me a picture, I'm like, no, can't do buddy. Yeah, like,
I just I can't. I can't risk it. I mean,
if you saw me in my naked form, it would
it would send people into like a sexual frenzy, and
I can't.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (56:40):
So anyway, all right, let's see what's next. This is
Steve Irby. He uh meant as you might know this
magazine Street Dreams. He's a co founder of that Street
Dreams magazine. He has some very strong feelings about cheese.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Jesus overrated.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Disagree what Jesus overrated? That's mold, bro. You don't rat
out geese sometimes with a little cracker.

Speaker 16 (56:59):
Did you just see hear what you just said? I'm
a mold apologist. Now now I need to eat rotten food.
It's so if you have some really good spaghetti, you know,
get some sauce on it, and then you're gonna put
foot powder on there.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Yes, you should get locked up. I like a cheese.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
I'm a funky guy, but not that funky.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Do you get cheese on? No, you can't eat a burrito,
not without cheese.

Speaker 7 (57:20):
Watch me, you cheese? Watch me insane? Che people don't
like cheese. I can't trust them.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
I went to your cheese museum in Amsterdam. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
They had like fluorescent cheeses like pink and green, and
they tasted delicious.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Yeah, okay, I like that. Rules museums have sampling.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
Do you ever go to like the cheese section at
your grocery store and then say, you know what, I'm
gonna try these different cheeses, but then you just kind
of go back to the same thing that you always
loved or just.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Me, everybody has their monster today. You're like, there's nine
hundred different kinds, which one you get?

Speaker 12 (58:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Well, the pepper jist, you know.

Speaker 7 (58:05):
You know what I've come to love when you go
to like little specialty cart, you know whatever and get
the like, oh, that's like they give you like the
little prepackage for like three dollars. I love the white
cheddar when you crunch down has it's almost like crystallized inside.
It's like kind of crunched. Oh, I love that little
extra age.

Speaker 8 (58:23):
Just guys, the only argument this guy has is, oh,
it's it's it's molded.

Speaker 7 (58:26):
Or whatever, So it's penicillin. You want to die.

Speaker 8 (58:28):
Well, there's all kinds of fermented foods we eat, especially
in the dairy category. You know, forget about pickles.

Speaker 12 (58:33):
And all.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Weak take and it incorrect take. Yeah, and cheese is
properly rated. I wouldn't say it's overrated, it's rated properly rated.

Speaker 9 (58:42):
I'd say, cheese's life, so thank you, we need it.

Speaker 7 (58:44):
Okay, So he's completely wrong. Comedian Atsuko Okutsuka. Now that
name haunts me because I had to do a thing
where I was announcing all the names and she was
one of them, and I almost had a panic attack.
Atsuko Okutsuka. She you've probably seen her. She's the comedian
with like the black like bowl haircut, like comes down
right overry. She's she's pretty funny. She thinks we're all

(59:06):
a little too jaded when it comes to this specific
plane ritual.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
It's okay to applaud or cheer wearing your plane lands.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Agreed. We all need a little joy in this world.

Speaker 7 (59:18):
We just witnessed a miracle.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
I don't know why you don't cheer. I don't know.
I think it's crazier to just be like, okay, business,
that's the usual one.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
If you do a standing ovation, you walk off the plane,
the pilot standing there waiting to be thanked, and everyone
just goes, this is me, thank you so much.

Speaker 6 (59:34):
Hope you have a great I usually.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Shake their hand. Yeah, thank you for getting me here.

Speaker 7 (59:38):
Yes, I wish I could talk to the pilot before.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Yeah, I would just give them one hundred dollars.

Speaker 7 (59:42):
Right to be like, hey, isn't it a great day
to keep living?

Speaker 1 (59:45):
You know, things like that.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Didn't I get afraid that?

Speaker 14 (59:47):
You know?

Speaker 2 (59:48):
You know some hey, pilots are people too. Sometimes they
decide that they want to crash a plane into a mountain.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 7 (59:54):
Probably did a great day to keep living.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
It really is. Steve ass Is requesting the version without
the guy. Get rid of him. His little tags are man,
it's his bit.

Speaker 7 (01:00:04):
We got to keep him in. So yeah, clapping when
the plane lands, it's if you're not I think it's
kind of adorable. It was we just experienced the magic
of flight. Don't get so cynical.

Speaker 8 (01:00:14):
I am being cynical because it happens literally thousands of
times every day and it's just people trying to be cute.

Speaker 7 (01:00:19):
So does birth. But everybody cries over that.

Speaker 5 (01:00:21):
Okay, let me ask you this. I do make it
a point to thank the pilot and the stewardess on
the way out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
That's right. Yeah, that's good. So that's okay. I just
wanted to ask you.

Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
Allowed to do it every day? They land all the time.

Speaker 17 (01:00:38):
Job, that's the money, and it feels pretty funny because menace,
you're not screaming it out so everyone else can hear
your thank That's a private converse.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
That's a one on one conversation.

Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
It's not hey, look at me, listen to me, be
be impressed by me, and mind the noise I'm making.

Speaker 11 (01:00:54):
So no collective thank you's only individuals.

Speaker 7 (01:00:57):
But you think that the point of the thank you
is to get attention when they're really just like.

Speaker 8 (01:01:01):
Being happy to get attention. Yeah, when you clap, yeah,
that's that is the so.

Speaker 7 (01:01:05):
So an audience at a show is when they clap
after a song ends, it's because they're trying to specifically
get attention.

Speaker 8 (01:01:10):
They're trying to show that as a group, what what
what interest? How interesting that was? Yes, but it's not.
But as a group, you're doing this all the time.
You don't do this for by the way, cars and
buses and stuff, they're all just as interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
I do for my bus driver all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:01:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Well, I'm letting you get your word in before I
start speaking over you. That's how it works. I wouldn't
clap when a plane lands. Internally I am thanking God
or whatever the term is.

Speaker 7 (01:01:41):
Anyone would clap.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
It's too whimsical for me. Oh there you go, like, okay,
I mean I get it. It's fine, it's not. I
have no problem with it. I don't think it's a
big deal. I don't think people do it for attention.
I think they do to it because they're trying to know.
They don't that you're clapping for somebody doesn't. Isn't for
you fundamental on.

Speaker 8 (01:02:00):
A plane, it is because you're like, oh, look at us,
we're we shouldn't be clapping, but we're doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Okay, let's just round it off to how many people
are on the standard flight one hundred and fifty. Right,
let's just say one hundred and fifty. You think that
the guy in seat twelve D is clapping thinking like
everybody's looking at me now, yes, no, they're not clever.
He's doing it as if to say like, hey, thanks crew,
thanks pilot, we're here.

Speaker 7 (01:02:24):
I think the fundamental I think shift is that sea beast.
I think you're committed to assuming everybody's motive and it's
just inaccurate.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Right. The end result of clapping is one thing. The
motive behind it, I don't think is for attention. Do
you agree to this that some white people ish exactly?
Is just white people trying to be cute and funny?

Speaker 7 (01:02:44):
Okay, I don't think we're going.

Speaker 8 (01:02:47):
It means.

Speaker 12 (01:02:48):
If you need.

Speaker 8 (01:02:48):
Evidence, listen to the clip we just played that was
white people trying to be cute and funny.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Yeah, all right, all right, Well let's see if the
next one is equally controversial. Is clapping on a plane?
Will do another subway tech next on The Woody Show.
Right back.

Speaker 7 (01:03:05):
Is great, h Al.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Garbage Day not garbage here, Pete. Okay, don't forget. We
have trash Day, not trash weed. It's not every once
in a while that they leave it out for an
extra day.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
It's he's not four year the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
And welcome back to The Woody Show. We've been doing
subway takes seeing if nudes should be deleted after a
relationship ends. Is cheese overrated? Is it okay to a
PLoud when you're plane land? Yes? So much debate, and
we have one more one more.

Speaker 7 (01:03:38):
This is from I hate when people call themselves the
comedian slash storyteller. Okay, yeah, worries me, this chick Joe Sunday,
who really doesn't think much of introverts.

Speaker 14 (01:03:51):
I think introverts are morally weak.

Speaker 7 (01:03:54):
That's quite rude.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
That's quite rude.

Speaker 14 (01:03:56):
That was the nicest way to put it, the nicest. Yes,
if you're in I think it's not your fault. I
think you matter and you are loved by God. But
I think you need to try to change. Human beings
are social animals, right.

Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
The labor that we.

Speaker 11 (01:04:09):
Do is social.

Speaker 14 (01:04:11):
But we've set up these categories where we say some
people do the social stuff and other people don't have
to do it extrovert. We're taking intellectual risk in a conversation,
we're taking theatrical risk. But then the introvert in the corner,
they just get to be over there and there's this narrative, Oh,
they have their their genius ideas going on over there
that they wouldn't even deign to bestow upon us mortals,

(01:04:32):
let's hear it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
Then, Yeah, there has become a badge of I'm an
introvert type thing right that she is talking about where
it's cool to be the introvert.

Speaker 10 (01:04:43):
It sounds like she doesn't know what an introvert is though,
because it's supposed to it's people who I mean, they're social,
but they are just more drained after being social. It
doesn't mean that I sit in the corner and don't
talk to anyone ever. It just means like maybe I'm
leaving the party a little bit early.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Yeah, OK, if you just sit in a corner. It
seems like.

Speaker 7 (01:05:01):
Between a personal situation, like this is how they always
do it. I'm like, or are introverts just like not
as good at public speaking?

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
You know?

Speaker 7 (01:05:08):
Like why like she's getting very specific.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Maybe she's conflating it with the word shy because people
use the word shy to mask the fact that they're
just kind of jerks.

Speaker 7 (01:05:17):
I thought it was the other way around. You think, like, oh,
that girl's a bit like she's not very good at talking.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
But that's always the answer though, Oh she's just shy. Yeah,
but really she's straight up beyond.

Speaker 7 (01:05:31):
So you guys, you guys agree then.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Not morally weak? How morals play into being an introvert?
Quite getting where she's gone with it. But that's the thing.

Speaker 7 (01:05:39):
It's like when she says like extroverts are taking all
the risk. Like extroverts are being the center of attention,
holding court because that's what they like to do. It's
not any it's not any like you know, I I
volunteer his tribute, right, you know, Like if you want
to get the party started, go get the party started.

Speaker 10 (01:05:55):
Yeah, it's everyone. Just do what you're comfortable with.

Speaker 11 (01:05:57):
That's fine.

Speaker 7 (01:05:58):
Yeah, but she's a hater man, she's a dumpsey.

Speaker 9 (01:06:02):
That was really un I think she's seeking attention. She
wants to be applauded.

Speaker 7 (01:06:07):
Oh, all your emails and complaints to board and h Yeah,
I'll definitely be on the lookout for more because I
think these are pretty good debate starters.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Yeah, well, thanks, Gina, you got it. Follow comrades and mediocrity.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
I want you to listen very careful. You can all
go straight to.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Welcome to a whole new hour of the Woody Show.
Woody is out today. He is getting his little coal
house could be done.

Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
He's getting his butt bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
If it's little or not, I no frame. How much
the mud do you think they're going to get out
of it?

Speaker 7 (01:06:39):
Hopefully none. Hopefully took care of that already.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
That's a colonic. He already got the mud out by himself.
Oh well they might find some extra yeah talk if
you go through the prep and then they put the
scope up there and realize that you can't continue.

Speaker 7 (01:06:52):
That was my biggest fear is that I was going
to wake up and they were like, Nope, too much mud.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
So what he's back mud day, it's Greg, it's Medas,
it's GDA. Thanks Sea Bass. We got Sammy Bort holding
down the fort in this very room. You Thank you Bort.
I'm mega excited because one of my favorite things that
we ever have done in the history of time is
MENACE's late night monologue. That is going to be coming

(01:07:19):
up next. But in the meantime, I have a question.
It's a very specific question, and I don't know how
the answer is going to go because I don't have
proof of what I'm even asking about. Okay, the question
is for my dear friends, Sea Bass. I'm here, and
my question is, do you want me to.

Speaker 6 (01:07:41):
Get pulled over by the cops?

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Do I? In general? Do you want me to get
pulled over by the cops? In general? Yeah, and then
we'll get specific.

Speaker 8 (01:07:49):
I will say in general yes, because your stories are
always hilarious. Yeah, because well, for folks who don't know,
Greg has a long history of says you off off
the air and on the air. He whenever we have
plea these stories, he will call them power starve nazi.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Correct. I will not deny that, hypocrites. And then we
always say like, oh, how we get out of tickets?
And then you never Gina, You.

Speaker 8 (01:08:10):
Probably most recently had your story getting pulled over and
you got the third dege you.

Speaker 7 (01:08:13):
Yelled at But I had to get ticket right.

Speaker 8 (01:08:15):
Which we in our experience, again, all we have is
Greg's accounting, but we can kind of read between the
lines knowing his demeanor is that he always seems to
get ticket tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Right, which is interesting because you also know that I
hate confrontation. I'm a total people pleaser and a softy
and you wouldn't got to jail for it. And I'm
definitely like, hands it. So I rolled down the window,
turn off the engine. I'm like, bye, I am text book.
My wish would be that Gregy day. Yes, yes, and

(01:08:45):
you're you're more than just wishing for it, You're trying
to make it happen. Is this correct? Also, just to
answer the question first, is this correct.

Speaker 7 (01:08:53):
No know any police officers.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
No I have.

Speaker 8 (01:08:56):
I have said on the air. Oh and I never
give out what kind of car he drops. I have
said on the air that O, hey, that's Greg Gory
if you want to talk to him later today, police officers.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
So you haven't taken any actions to hopefully make me
get pulled over if a cop found what I'm talking
about to be questionable? Are you putting cocaine in your tail?
You know anything about not one but two separate magnets

(01:09:24):
that I have found on my car that now I
have to do a daily sweep of my car before
I drive off. Interestingly that it found that I found
them both here at work where people know that where
I park and watch two years so there was one
large one on the back of my truck, a large magnet.

(01:09:45):
It's animated yellow and animated with like a cop uh
you know, silhouette wearing sunglasses and the trooper hat and
a little badge so it looks like a police officer.
And the caption under this animation says, I only get
pulled over by gay cop. Did I notice that at work? No? No, no, Now,
I drove around with it all day, so I was

(01:10:07):
pretty successful. And then I got home and I had somebody, uh,
some workers in my driveway, so I didn't park in
the driveway where I normally do. I parked facing downhill.
So then later when the workers left, I went to
move my truck right. So I'm walking to my truck.
Normally I would walk straight to the driver door, but

(01:10:29):
this time I had to walk behind the truck and
go to the driver's door because it was facing downhill.
And I saw this magnet and I'm like, I don't
have any stickers on my car. Oh, it's not a sticker,
it's a magnet. Oh I only get pulled over by
gay cops. Okay, that's got to be Sea Bass. So
I took hold on.

Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
I'm putting the mat together, so to explain this magnet
for people who might be a little slow. It's not
because Greg is gay. It's because a cop would see
it and think you're calling him.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Exactly. So I took that off and I thought, oh whatever,
I'm not even going to bring it up because that's
whoever put it here. And Sea Best won't say if
he did or not, but we all know he did.

Speaker 11 (01:11:04):
Yes, he looks so guilty.

Speaker 10 (01:11:05):
The second he started laughing, and he can't so touching
his face and.

Speaker 11 (01:11:09):
Messing with his hair like.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
I was fair, I said, I don't prove that he
did it. I was fair, but wait, so then I
took it off, and then I took my other vehicle
to work. The other well about a I don't know,
a week later, all right, And then I'm walking to
the car and I didn't do the sweet because I
thought this was a one off, right, just this one magnet.
This time I walked to my car and I round

(01:11:34):
the corner where I normally park here at work, and
I noticed something not on the bumper, but on the
side of my car where the gas tank would be.
And it's a smaller version of this magnet. The other
one was like bumper sticker size. This one was more
like a little bit bigger than let's say, a business
card it would be. And it was yellow copsilhouette, trooper hat, sunglasses, captions.

(01:11:59):
I only get pulled over by gay cops, so it
must have been a set. Yeah, it was weird and interesting.
Different vehicles, but the same person. You must know that
they were my vehicles, all right. So I'm seeing they
do sell these on a number of places.

Speaker 7 (01:12:14):
They places.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
So you guys all park in the grounds. You've had
these put on.

Speaker 8 (01:12:17):
Your car to get to Gregg's accusation. Number one, I didn't.
I'm asking you do you are you toys pointed out
to number one. That's an accusation to get to Greg's accusation.
I don't I get here after Greg, So I don't
know what his car and or truck looks like. Number one.
I don't see you walking to in front of So
this is just a crazy question.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
You're not talking about them on the show. That's like missing.

Speaker 10 (01:12:41):
I didn't know the cyber truck with seabasses.

Speaker 7 (01:12:43):
I've never heard of Greg speak about his type of vehicle.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
You want to you want to put commercials. I am
every day.

Speaker 7 (01:12:51):
I am not on.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
You're in the off. You also put a bag of
lady bugs in my old car because you had Randy
steel my keys on my bag. Randy put the bag. Well, yeah,
so you knew which car I was. You knew which
car where it was parked.

Speaker 7 (01:13:02):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
That was a different area, by the way, Number one,
was it not? No?

Speaker 8 (01:13:06):
I used to park on a different thank you, So
how do you know it's a different area because he
just said.

Speaker 7 (01:13:10):
He just said, good one.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
He just right there. I used to park in a
different area. Well as you, you crafted that sentence to
make me say that. So you're saying, no, this is
this is not you.

Speaker 8 (01:13:21):
It's just a random coincidence. Well it's not a random coincidence.
It's that somebody. I'm not the only person who knows
that Greg hates cops and I I mean, I to me,
this is this is SeaBASS level funny. Like it's not
I wouldn't like, I wouldn't put this on my resume,
but it's it's approp.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Yeah, I'm not saying I'm hurt or upset. I was
just wondering.

Speaker 11 (01:13:40):
Yeah, so far Seas has not said he hasn't done it.

Speaker 8 (01:13:42):
I already did when he started this sentence. By the way,
I said I haven't. He said, are you trying to
get me pulled over? Blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
I said, no, I'm not. I don't know what you're
talking about. So I already denied.

Speaker 7 (01:13:52):
Doing it.

Speaker 6 (01:13:53):
The magnet on the bar that.

Speaker 7 (01:13:55):
Part, I did not put that magnet on your car.
Creg someone to put the magnet on.

Speaker 8 (01:14:01):
They find out what what vehicles gread? Did you have
von go do it or I wouldn't trust Vaughn necessarily
to in Morgan's quests for money.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Did you pay her two dollars to day? That's a
better idea, Morgan?

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
Or do we have some other pranks? Okay, let's rephrase
the question, not did you do it? Did you arrange to? Who?

Speaker 7 (01:14:21):
Did you have do it? Whom?

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
Did I have? Nobody?

Speaker 8 (01:14:24):
Nobody, I'm not involved in any what way? Well, I'll
throw it out to the universe. Whoever did this to
two different vehicles on two separate occasions. Thank you for
now making me have to do a good full circle,
which is to look.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
For bugs and you can make little spot checks and
wipe out. Thanks for the gift of time, Greg.

Speaker 7 (01:14:42):
I'm wondering. I'm wondering if anyone would be able to
consider this vandalism and if we could have charges brought
against well as trust me, I'm well versed that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
I wouldn't call it vandalism. I just don't know why
it's targeted on me.

Speaker 7 (01:14:55):
It's it's hostility and harassment, and you could potentially it's
slightly cash settlement is using that could be a hostile workplace.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
I think it's quite hostile because now Sammy just come clean.
So I was hoping to get answers.

Speaker 7 (01:15:10):
Okay, question Seabets, did you have any prior knowledge of
this happening before Greg said it today? No, okay, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
We're not going to get answers.

Speaker 7 (01:15:22):
And hopefully we're hopefully a random texture that we've never
heard of will explain at all.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
If it was a sticker, I'd be passed. You'd be
mildly amused.

Speaker 9 (01:15:30):
We could ask the parking people or the parking structure footage,
because you know they do keep an eye on best
the cyber truck. As it is, we can't have them
keep an eye.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
And they're always so helpful. So I'm sure we'll get
the footage. We'll get that right, We'll try to keep
the camera records from.

Speaker 7 (01:15:47):
All right, the mystery continues.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
I guess. So I'll take this to my grave not knowing.
We do know that Menace is going to wow us
to get jokes with his comedy skills. I'm excited. Menis
is Night Monologue weekend review that is next on The
Woody Show.

Speaker 12 (01:16:05):
So wood.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
And I would be remiss if I didn't remind you
can reach us through text two to nine eight seven
by phone eight seven seven forty four Woody And of
course on social media at the Woody.

Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
Show, Yes, and speaking of social media, and I do
not believe this at all. I'm just trying to figure
out why. But at the Woody Show. On Instagram, you
can go back and look at it. You know, when
I smoked Morgan dressed up as a dog, yeah, Chase thing, Yeah,
oh yeah, epic. Every single platform, people keep on commenting

(01:16:38):
saying that I look like Leonardo DiCaprio. You go, it
looks like Leo really smoked her, lele really gassed out.
I'm like, what are they even talking about DiCaprio, Yeah,
Leonardo Dicraprio. I'm like, I do not look like Leonardo did.
But why are they saying that is like a new

(01:16:59):
inn that thing for white guys. I don't understand, but
I'm looking at it right now. I mean maybe then,
like maybe current day like extra bloated. Maybe no, you
know what, your profile kind of looks like Leo a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
Maybe maybe you're talking.

Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
It just keeps they keep on commenting it, and I
don't know why. I don't know if there's a new
trend that I don't know about. But I don't know
why they keep on calling me Leonardo DiCaprio.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
Maybe it could be a stunt double now.

Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
Yeah, maybe well he again's skinny.

Speaker 7 (01:17:35):
Modern day Leonardo DiCaprio and he is rocking to go teee.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
I don't know. Right at the start of the video,
when you kind of turn your head to the left,
you see your profile, it's not that big of a
stretch to say you kind of doll.

Speaker 7 (01:17:49):
The dream has been realized.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
For a quarter of a second. And how is Morgan
still not losing sleep over this?

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
She?

Speaker 7 (01:17:56):
I think she is.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Well, she doesn't even want to talk about it. Ire her.
I wouldn't either. It's probably the biggest embarrassment of her life.
So did challenge to fight me?

Speaker 7 (01:18:06):
I would like to say that a rematch double her nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:18:10):
I do not look like Leo. By the way, would
that be a compliment though, I mean it would, but
it's a lie.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
It's partially true. But check it out on the you
made it just in time.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
The Woody Show is back, all right, Welcome back everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Yeah, the Woody Show on a Friday morning. I'm super
excited because we are going to be wowed with MENACE's
comedy and Menace, I had a question, does this make
you appreciate Don't take this wrong, but actual professional comedian
comics and talkshow absolutely absolutely does.

Speaker 8 (01:18:49):
Especially I feel like that Shane Gilli stuff on THESPS,
which I think the content of those jokes was great,
but he does the same thing he did there on
both of his Saturday night live hosting duties where he
kind of like, and this is a guy who's thousands
of hours of stand up comedy under his belt, is
he like the crowd?

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Would you know?

Speaker 7 (01:19:04):
Let he just talked was like, oh, I guess you
guys didn't like that. Yeah, it seems like a nerves thing.

Speaker 8 (01:19:10):
Right, which is exactly what you would think with a
guy with thousands of hours of doing this and again
multiple starting live Arena's.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Wondering if you guys have the same This is a
super random pet peeve about stand up comedy. I don't
like it when they call it jokes, like I told
that joke when I was in Nashville. Like, okay, we
know it was a joke. I say, story, Yeah, I
said that last week. I told this to the folks
in Nashville exactly. I said that my mom hate not joke.

Speaker 8 (01:19:38):
Sometimes they're not even good jokes. Ye call him right,
you call it a joke, right, calling it a joke
in the set. So I told this to the people.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Yeah, and Boise exactly exactly see Weekend. I can't the
world just get it? Well, let's get to menace right now.
Oh my gosh, ladies and gentleman's menace is Late Night Monogue,
week In Review and US Matters.

Speaker 5 (01:20:04):
He well, Connor McGregor's wieners and his photos of his
widers hit the internet. And it's not just his nose
that's broken. Oh yeah, you know what I'm saying. That
thing got knocked out by like nineteen eighty nine Mike Tyson,

(01:20:25):
if you feel me, all right? I get that major
soda announcement, Real Sugar might be coming to Coca Cola.

Speaker 7 (01:20:35):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:20:36):
I don't know if this affects you, greg because isn't
your favorite drink jiz Chotta.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Yes, and it's sugar free. It made in the heart
of Mexico or Spain. Who knows the following something.

Speaker 5 (01:20:54):
We don't know how many times Fast has been to
Epstein Island. Is that list hasn't been out, But I'm
sure you're there because I'm sure there's some carts around
the island that had to be picked up, and right, yeah,
you're there to help storage facilities. Pete Davison is going
to be a dad, so you know, finally maybe he

(01:21:15):
will kill himself.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
What yeah, right the blues I'm getting, I'm getting he
didn't kill himself before? Yeah, all right, sleep.

Speaker 5 (01:21:30):
A volcano has erupted in Iceland, with some news outlets
calling it a fisser, which rhymes with.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
All right, sir, you got it trigger?

Speaker 5 (01:21:44):
Like, for example, I'm really happy that we finally pulled
the trigger on that coffee machine.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
You know what I'm saying, machine? Yeah, confused when you
hear the question, you know what I'm saying, You're just
to go. Yeah, I'm totally not even a little bit,
but I don't want a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:22:06):
Some say AI users are getting dumber, and I say, yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:22:15):
All right, Well, going back to Fishers, don't they call
it fissher Fridays at your house, Craig, I always get
the shrap of this. No, I'm just saying, I'm just saying,
where's the invite?

Speaker 5 (01:22:32):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
I didn't know you wanted to come to Fisher Friday? Yeah,
his lip. We served nothing but just bottomless. Anyone here
have hemorrhoids? Fissures? Man, it's like Wolverine up in there.

Speaker 7 (01:22:52):
Like a Wolverine attack.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Yeah, straight up. Yeah, okay, okay, yeah, like last rated per.

Speaker 5 (01:23:02):
Speaking of superheroes, Fantastic four, it's about to come out.
And if asked me what superpower I would have, it
would be the rock guy.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
You know what I'm saying, Massive Wiener.

Speaker 5 (01:23:13):
Oh nothing must be like a dumb truck.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:23:22):
Yeah, it's like check out this stone.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
You're not lying. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:23:31):
Cindy Sweeney has a new Lugerie line funded by billionaires
like Jeff Bezos. In a similar story on thousand Pounds,
sisters have a crosshous pantyline available now Walmart. Okay, terrific,
don't pick it up, all right, Greg, You'll love the name.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
It's like, oh yeah, that is it. Yeah, that's the
name of the Yeah. Yeah, I like that. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:23:58):
Dave Navarro assuming Perry Ferrell over the weakest shove I've
ever seen, And it's like, look, dorks, I'll pay the
lawsuit just for you to stop doing music.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Jeez.

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
Basically, you were cool like twenty years ago and you're
fighting at a venue for three thousand people in a
city with a population of eight million. I'm know, Einstein,
but I'm just saying, retire and enjoy some giyadas already.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Or shot us just gotta yeah, I gotta, I gotta try.
I gotta try those great stuff, you know, boguarding him.

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
Oh yeah, I like that. Justin bieber owes his former manager,
Scooter Braun thirty one million dollars, and when asked for
a comment, he said, what trigger.

Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
Anyways, we have a we have a great show for
you today.

Speaker 5 (01:24:54):
Adam Sandler's here to promote Happy Gilmore too, and for
performing live have one of your favorite way Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
Yeah, okay. So when I asked if when you do this,
do you appreciate professionals more? I think we can all
agree it. There's a resulting yes, right, what do you mean?
What do I mean by that exactly? Oh? You didn't
like the Jim shot a joke? No? That was actually
my favorite? Okay, yeah, Fissier Friday not somewhere all right

(01:25:25):
in there.

Speaker 12 (01:25:30):
It's a show.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Sorry, welcome back everybody. It is the Woody Show. What
is back Monday? As we haven't met just many times
before Welcome to Friday Morning, Gina. I say this with
tons of genuine love. The more I get to know you,
the weirder you seem to beat him. Really because you
have questions about the most basic things you do, or
you have the biggest or you have the biggest worries

(01:25:52):
about the most nothing things coming from you.

Speaker 7 (01:25:54):
That is actually something I probably should look into.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Exactly I should freak out about certain things.

Speaker 7 (01:25:58):
That's that's absolutely true. Well, I do have a couple
of housekeeping questions because I, you know, Greg and I
aren't independently wealthy, so we don't have housekeepers. And I'm
also not like Greg or really anyone in this room,
because I don't see a speck of dust and dive
on it, like you know, the Secret Service over the president.
So I do want to know, like what's normal. I've

(01:26:22):
seen this online kind of people debating it, and it
is an ongoing debate in my home about whether or
not people still use top sheets when they sleep and
when they make their bed, like we like on you know,
everybody says apparently that like gen xers don't use a
top sheet, and I think it's gross to sleep without

(01:26:43):
a top sheet.

Speaker 10 (01:26:44):
I have a top sheet on my bed, but I
don't go under it, like I don't want Yeah, so
it's basically I'm just sleeping on double sheet.

Speaker 11 (01:26:51):
Really yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
Used to not have a top sheet when I was
an early team that doesn't have that, right, But as
in the adult, of course.

Speaker 11 (01:27:01):
Do you sleep under it?

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
Like, well, why would I sleep on top of you
already have the fitted sheet well on top of anything.

Speaker 8 (01:27:06):
I get what she's saying is you just go straight
from fitted sheet to comforter.

Speaker 7 (01:27:09):
Right, exactly right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
No, And if I, like Sammy says, you have one,
but you sleep on top of it, which makes.

Speaker 5 (01:27:17):
I think it's completely unnecessary. But it is tradition in
the betting community that to have it. Yeah, do you
use it gray, Let's say for temperature control.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
I mean sometimes you just take the comforter down only
use the top sheet. It's hot, it's just for cleanup.
It's just that you don't you're not washing your comforter
as often as you're watching.

Speaker 7 (01:27:35):
That's why I think it's gross.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
Now I wake up drenched, you would think I soaked myself. Yeah,
before I woke up.

Speaker 7 (01:27:42):
My husband's like that, and I always have the top sheet,
but I wake up and I've kicked it down to
the bottom. And I hate that because I do think
that that barrier between your body and whatever it's doing
while you're sleeping and the comforter that does ever gets washed. Yeah,
you need that barrier. But apparently I'm old school like
Granny with that, Like people don't use it anymore, so

(01:28:04):
I am one of those people.

Speaker 8 (01:28:06):
It does no extra sheet, no extra sheet because I
found that I just wasn't using it, and I do
now my comforter or I have two a I've got
a regular duvet and a weighted blanket, and both of
them are small enough that they can fit in my
washing machine, so they do get regularly washed.

Speaker 5 (01:28:23):
Also that she just kind of just gets crumpled up,
and you know, it's just unnecessary and it's.

Speaker 11 (01:28:28):
Easier to make the bed after.

Speaker 7 (01:28:30):
Yeah, but don't you feel better when you pull both
of them up and you're like all snuggled in.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
I will, dude, I will layer like ten blankets on
top of myself.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
I love it, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:28:40):
Shout outs to blankets by Tracy by the way, google
blankets by Tracy because that's Eric who used to work
here as mom makes blankets. I have like nine hundred blankets.
But if I if I can shout out sheets, dude,
the best sheets I ever got is the Calvin klined
sheets that I bought at Macy's.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
Is like cotton.

Speaker 5 (01:29:00):
It's almost like their underwear almost, dude. It is so
freaking comfortable.

Speaker 7 (01:29:05):
Well, and the more you wash it, of course, the
softer and better they get. And that's why I told
you guys, like right when I started here, which I
was very gun try to tell you, and I realized
that was nothing compared to some of the other stuff
that I guess Greg thinks is super weird about me.
I have a set of sheets I love so much.
It has a big, big tear in it, and I
sat on the bed like a homesteader and darned it
back up. So that I think is normal because I

(01:29:30):
really like the sheets. But how say we in general
get rid of the top sheet or keep it?

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
You're gonna have a split room if.

Speaker 8 (01:29:38):
You do have if you use it regularly for temperature
control here in a hot area, right, and you just
have that that I understand it.

Speaker 14 (01:29:45):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:29:45):
The other thing I've done, as I recently, I got
my bottom sheet. I got one of those what do
they call pad quilted things. So my bottom sheet has
extra like quilts built into it, like a little little
It is not waterproof that they do make those, okay,
also a little quilted bubbles.

Speaker 5 (01:30:04):
The extra sheet comes and handed like handy knight, Greg
you have you would probably do this, not Sammy, but
you know when your dog has to take a dump
in the middle of the night, you put on the
sheet like your little ghost. You walk to the back
of your house and you let the dog out and
you're just wrapped in that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
Yeah, I see why you would do that. But my
fitted sheet gets like tucked under.

Speaker 7 (01:30:24):
The like he couldn't bounce.

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
I wouldn't just like rip it out from under the
wear and take a dog Cali, don't be a good girl.

Speaker 7 (01:30:35):
You were wearing your night dress though, right, so you wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
What do you need the top?

Speaker 7 (01:30:38):
She for?

Speaker 5 (01:30:39):
Dude, I kind of abandoned the night dress. It's too hot,
too hot, But now.

Speaker 10 (01:30:45):
Why would think there'd be more breeze with a night Yeah,
do you really get a nice undercarriage?

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Yeah? No, just uh, just underwear.

Speaker 5 (01:30:53):
But okay, I stopped using it at the time because
it was too hot, and I'll I was like way fatter,
and I was like fifty pounds, and then when I
lost all the way, I forgot about it. And now
I'm constantly cold all the time. And that's why I
have the ten blankets on top. Maybe I should go
back to the to the night dress.

Speaker 7 (01:31:14):
Should Is this just like an extra extra large like
T shirt?

Speaker 5 (01:31:18):
Yeah, it's like a super tall team us. Yeah, like
I look like chippetto And yeah, you hear a noise
and you light your candle in the little tray.

Speaker 7 (01:31:28):
Yeah, throw your nightcap at him.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
I'm like, Cherrell, do you need to take a dump? Well?
Do you and your husband differ on this? Yes, he
wants to get rid of it.

Speaker 7 (01:31:38):
He doesn't want it, and he's the sweaty one, and
I do want.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
It for sweat purposes.

Speaker 7 (01:31:43):
Keep it, thank you. One more question. And I think
this might make me a bad wife, but I'm okay
with that. For anyone who lives with another person, especially
if it's somebody you're married to or dating or whatever,
do you just put your laundry together and put it
in all together and then fold it and do everything,
or do you do separate laundry altogether?

Speaker 11 (01:32:04):
When I was married, I did separate.

Speaker 7 (01:32:05):
Thank you, Yes, I.

Speaker 11 (01:32:06):
Know that's what wives before you do yours, I do mine.
Do not touch mine.

Speaker 10 (01:32:12):
Do not take anything from the washer into the dryer,
because not everything goes in there and you don't know
what you're doing. Everyone do your own stuff. Don't touch anything.

Speaker 7 (01:32:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:32:21):
See I'm joking. I kind of like doing my own laundry.

Speaker 7 (01:32:24):
Yeah, thank you. So Andy, because he's a nice guy,
will take mine, throw it all in. But again, I've
had shrunken cashmere. Yeah I've had problems. But and and
to be fair, I've washed a beloved basketball jersey and
the little stier and yeah, tod you wampus, so does
can it? We all agree? Just everyone do their own laundry,
except for Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:32:45):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
I have this very nineteen fifties rule in my house.
I do all the yard work with the understanding that
I will never do laundry. The laundry, the laundry, and
when it piles up, I let it pile up for
as long as it takes. I will not do it
because if I have to do all the yardwork, you
can do all the love.

Speaker 7 (01:33:04):
That makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:33:05):
And then when you see the big party, are like, bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
My shirt Day. Yeah, from your mind to my mouth.
Woody shows coming up next the show all right, welcome
back everybody. Yeah, Woody will be back on Monday. He's

(01:33:30):
getting his colon oscary today, Friday, July eighteenth, National Man
Caviar Day. Nice fancy.

Speaker 5 (01:33:39):
I love me some good caviar that you can get
a good caviar at Whole Foods and it's not too expensive.
And look, I was off board forever and I took
a Disney cruise where they had a limited caviar and
one thing that I went to not on the not
on the cruise that we went on, and that's where I.

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
Try to for the first time.

Speaker 5 (01:34:01):
And it's awesome, right, delicious salty fishes. So when I
go to Hopeful is they have these little tiny mini pancakes. Yeah,
and then you put a little cream cheese on there
or whatever. The crimp fresh delict I.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
Think they also have it at Trader Jose. It's not
too expensive. It's also National Sour Candy Day, Kids, Sour.

Speaker 11 (01:34:23):
Candy, Sour Patch kids, tell you the watermelon.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
Yeah, and then Nelson Mandela Day. I didn't do cars
this year, I apologize. And it's also World Listening Day
to listen up, So let's listen to Menace. Tell us
about what's going on in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 5 (01:34:38):
Well, there's rumors that Dave Portnoy will be joining Fox Sports,
and I think this is a good idea. He'll be
a commentator for college football and a Sea bass. I
think you would agree that would be a good move
by Fox Sports.

Speaker 8 (01:34:50):
I don't know what those do they have a Well,
I guess the question is are they trying to compete
with Game Day? Of course, especially the lead Corso's leaving
and they've got who they have mac if over there,
So yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:01):
That'd be a great cumbination. I think if he and Portnoy, well,
but that this is Fox not ESPN. Yeah, yes, I
don't know. That's why I went to you for a come. So.

Speaker 8 (01:35:10):
I think his his I like him not talking about sports,
oh really, I kept talking about everything else and his
enemies that he wanted tooking crap or just like busting
balls around the office. You know, his opinions on whatever
business and celebrities. That I think is what made him
makes him interesting because barstool they doesn't get big by

(01:35:33):
having good sports analysis. They got big by talking about
sports like guys talk about sports, you know, showing you
the fights and all this stuff, you know that you
couldn't get anywhere else.

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
Like, it's not too nat it's sports culture.

Speaker 8 (01:35:47):
It's not the sports disappointed because he used to do
a weekly podcast called the BFF Podcast, but he would
do it with like younger people and then they would
talk about like pop culture stuff and.

Speaker 5 (01:35:59):
That's what I'm talking about. But then he said, you
know what, I'm too old for this. I can't even
keep up with all this pop culture. So he quit it.
But when he would go off on things, it was
so funny.

Speaker 8 (01:36:08):
That's what I like about him when he does that
kind of stuff. But if he's just breaking down, you know,
Ohio State, Michigan, don't really care.

Speaker 11 (01:36:14):
I'm sure we'll still get fired up.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
Though. Yeah he can't not well.

Speaker 5 (01:36:17):
I think it's a good move at least by Fox
Sports to take him on, if you.

Speaker 8 (01:36:21):
Know, it's counterprogramm because ESPN's trying to be cool with
McAfee and all that stuff. Yeah, they it gill Us
on and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:36:27):
All right, anybody here Scrubs fans? Did you watch Scrubs?

Speaker 1 (01:36:30):
Love it?

Speaker 8 (01:36:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:36:31):
I love Scrubs. The only thing it was weird for me.
Is when it became like high production. Did you see
that season where like all the cameras got better?

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
Kind of that kind of happened with.

Speaker 5 (01:36:45):
Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It like basically look like you know,
your handheld camera, you know, for from your phone, and
then it just became higher production and that happened with Scrubs.

Speaker 1 (01:36:56):
But apparently Scrubs is coming back later this year. This
is correct. Season eight was when they switched from HD
from SD to HD.

Speaker 5 (01:37:04):
Yeah, and I'm like, oh no, it doesn't look the same.
Man's remember too high end for me?

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
Over ten years ago, you bought that massive TV and
I came over and watch, and I didn't like it
because it was too crisp, because it felt like you
were too clear watching like almost like on a camcorder
or yeah, like you were there with them while they filmed.

Speaker 7 (01:37:21):
Really soap operas.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
Look like, yeah, Greg, that was my seventy inch TV.
I know that was so small. I haven't ninety eight now,
and at the time that was the biggest TV I'd
ever seen in real life.

Speaker 8 (01:37:33):
And I think Madis is kind of hitting on something
here though, because there's the number of shows always Sonny
did this where they switched up to like four K.
If you watch Trailer Park Boys from like the early
two thousands to where they are now, they're shooting another season,
by the way, and yeah, there was something about that
low deaf, grimy sort of field is a charm, yeah exactly.
And now that there's crisp and everyone chris yet everyone's

(01:37:53):
old and stuff. Yeah, I think that might that may
be a trend, like the next generation of shows maybe
shot on old SD stuff and all up scout the
four kill still look.

Speaker 7 (01:38:00):
Yeah, and no woman wants to be filmed in high death.

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
Yeah, she's going to put that out there. No.

Speaker 5 (01:38:06):
Oh, by the way, I have three eighty inches just
by the way, rock foun bedroom, living room with toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
Yeah, I have them.

Speaker 5 (01:38:14):
Every everyone room has to anywhere with all basically all
right now, I never heard this singer before, but I
thought you would find this interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
Her name is Suki Waterhouse.

Speaker 7 (01:38:25):
Yeah name.

Speaker 11 (01:38:27):
She was the model who dated didn't she date Bradley Cooper?

Speaker 5 (01:38:30):
I don't know, but anyways, she was on tour and
her tour is called Sparkle Muffin. She said that she
was hospitalized with a hernia because she was wearing pants
that are way too tight. It was a vintage pair
of tom Ford designed pants for Gucci. But other people say, no,

(01:38:53):
it's probably because you were pregnant with what's his name's baby,
Robert Patta. So I didn't even know Robert Patterson had
a baby, Pattinson Sparkle Vampire. Yeah, he apparently had a
baby with this woman in March.

Speaker 7 (01:39:10):
Yeah, I'll do it much more than type pants.

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
Type pants. If th gave you hernia, like people in
the seventies would be dropping dead every day.

Speaker 7 (01:39:18):
And they'll give you a beasty beastie.

Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
But yeah, I remember when Greg would wear tight pants
that work every day, good old days. Yeah, all right,
how about this. If you're the doctor, your heart doctor,
and Taylor Swift walks in and said, hey, I need
you to work on my dad's heart, do you take
that job or are you a little bit of afraid because.

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
If it goes south?

Speaker 8 (01:39:44):
Right, I'm afraid that someone's daughter is bringing her dad in.
I'm not talking to him directly, but yeah, yeah, but like.

Speaker 5 (01:39:49):
Are you afraid, like if things go south, that you're
just going to be docked by her fans forever for
the rest of your life.

Speaker 10 (01:39:55):
I would hope that you're a good enough doctor to
know that you'll do the best job.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
Yeah, I don't know that's a fair question.

Speaker 8 (01:40:02):
Men's because at Menace on all social media platforms, it's
always been afraid of Taylor Swift's fans.

Speaker 1 (01:40:07):
Yeah, because he talks so much crap about her and
so she's a mean spiitch.

Speaker 8 (01:40:09):
Please find please find those sweet and that and that
audio is me saying good, Yeah, please find them.

Speaker 5 (01:40:16):
Yes, please dig those up. But yeah, apparently he had
to have heart surgery and he's seventy three years old,
but he's doing okay.

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
So wow, that's I was a heart surgeon, I'd be
worried about every surgery. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:29):
Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter got caught doing something that is against
Gwyneth's rules.

Speaker 7 (01:40:36):
Guys, Apple, what'd you do?

Speaker 1 (01:40:37):
Apple?

Speaker 5 (01:40:38):
Martin was seen walking around the Hampton's carrying boxes of pizza. Guys,
that's a no no in the household under Gwyneth, because
you know she's all about holistic stuff and.

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
You know, eating right and yeah and uh yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:55):
So people brought this up while Gwyneth was doing a
podcast interview and she said, look under my household. Yeah,
they're going to eat, right, but I'm sure when you
know they move out, they're going to eat McNuggets and oreos.
But under my roof currently they're not gonna be eating
that stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:41:10):
The problem is when parents treat junk food like hard drugs,
like the energy you're giving it is ridiculous. There's no
pizza in my house. Like we're not talking about heroin, right, Yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (01:41:21):
We talked about that before. It kind of makes kids
fiend for it more exactly, it does.

Speaker 7 (01:41:25):
That's that energy, true.

Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
But then they evolve and again they'll probably be health
nuts in the future.

Speaker 9 (01:41:30):
And to.

Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
Have you know, sugar cereal or white bread as a
kid now and now as an adult. I went through
my crazy face after that and I'm bingched and now
I'm back to wheat bread.

Speaker 7 (01:41:42):
Yeah, and I'm going to have an eye on the
back of my back because my mom raised us on
spray butter, So what's better? Like, I absolutely am gonna
get fins.

Speaker 1 (01:41:50):
Oh spray butter, yep, thank you? Oh yeah, I got
to pick some up.

Speaker 10 (01:42:00):
We're gonna say, and.

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
You know, we don't do what we're looking at Celebrity
birthdays and your Porner birthday starting with a huge celebrities
such as Vin Diesel and the Buff, Star, Fast and
the Furious. He's fifty eight.

Speaker 5 (01:42:18):
Oh you're not lying though, because at I don't know.
Like a couple of years ago, he was the most
liked actor on Facebook. He might be still maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
Yeah. Everybody seems to love Kristen Bell, Yes, love good place. Yeah,
but they over love her, they get crazy. It's like
you got it, you love.

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:42:40):
Christian Boys, the greatest movie ever.

Speaker 1 (01:42:42):
She is forty five today, Wendy Williams, is she doing update? Yeah,
she's sixty one.

Speaker 5 (01:42:49):
Basically everyone says that she's normal, but she can't get
out of this conservat ship.

Speaker 4 (01:42:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:42:54):
Here we got up screaming in the window.

Speaker 12 (01:42:57):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
You might remember Chase Crawford from Gossip Girl. No, he
now plays in the Deep in the Boys, Right forty
Chase Crawford. Okay, you know from the eighties soaps show Dallas.
Audrey Lands is sixty nine, dude who shot Jr. And
then in today's Ultimate Oh Birthday, poor guy has to

(01:43:22):
be married to Barbara streisand James Brolin. He's eighty five.
You think he's just like Josh Oh my god? Yeah,
you know he pays no attention to that. Rag Je's
porno birthday is Gabby Ortega. She's been on her knees
more than a Catholic grandma sixty two. She needs to
get busier though she's only done sixty two fine adult films.

(01:43:45):
She was in giving Gabby some Italian cream, sweet Latina
edges you, Oh, Gina's favorite hips, dips and lips, thank you,
and then my favorite, A bad maid is a good hoe.
All right, damn right, Gabby Ortega your Porner birthday, she
is twenty four. There's your porn a birthday, and your

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celebrity birthdays and your look at what's going on in
the world of entertainment.

Speaker 2 (01:44:11):
In sensitivity training for a politically correct world show.

Speaker 1 (01:44:16):
I don't care about your theories. All right, Well, I
don't know about you, but I am ready to cue
Yeah Friday morning on the Woody Show. Wood You will
be back Monday, assuming he ever wakes up from the propofol.
He won't want to, yeah, but we hope he does.
I thought today was super fun so MENACE's late night
monologue Week in Review. Yeah, loved it, Thank you. I

(01:44:38):
had a huge question that I was hoping for answers
for I feel like I did not get those answers.
Damn it. Your Friday usual is the d UIQ, your
Friday fail stories, some subway takes, thanks for that geta
that was fun, and all kinds of weird laundry questions
for him to ponder. So that's about it for us
for this week. Woody back Monday, like I'm in many times,

(01:45:01):
but in the meantime, your words of wisdom for today
are that hard work pays off eventually, but eventually is
a long way off, and laziness pays off. Right now,
this truth I do, and I swallow other stuff. All right,
We'll see him Monday. Bye, a great Friday, you mother,