FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 1st 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is a dude to the rest nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question. Is it flies the Woody Show?
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good more than everybody?
All right, back from little Thanksgiving holiday weekend there and
how hardcore was the missing? Oh dude, mega hart, we're missing? Yeah? Wait,

(01:01):
what a great time of the year. I love this
time of the year. It's not bad, you know why,
because it's I don't know, just just low stress and uh,
low effort is acceptable. You really, Yeah, you get to
this time of the year, I feel September October very busy.
November is kind of a transition, and then once you
hit December first, it's whatever because this is where all

(01:24):
the holiday parties start, like whether it's stuff you got
to do personally or the company ones uh that that
you got, Like my wife's job, they set up a
holiday party that we go to. It's it's always cool,
it's always you know, chill. And there was in fact,
Menji who works for us uh used to work uh

(01:45):
with my wife. In fact, that's how I found out
about Menji and uh, you know, so he worked for
this for this little station that she works at and yeah,
they do a little thing every year, which which is nice,
very nice. Yeah, But anyway, you get you get to
this this time of the year and then also all
the the hustle and bustle leading up to and getting
ready for said, you know, holiday season, and then next thing,

(02:07):
you know, it's it's quitting time, new the year. Yeah, yeah,
so December first, here we are. My name is Woody.
That is great, gory, we got menace, My grad is here.
There's a sea bass. We've got Sammy Morgan. Good morning
to you, Good morning. She's our associate producer. Von is
our video producer. We got dumbass Tyler here this morning.
There is Bort Menji as mentioned is here. Phones are

(02:30):
open eight seven seven Woodie. You can hit us up
with the text over to two to nine eighty seven.
Check in with us of course the holiday weekend. Cheers
and jeers. We'll get caught up on all the trending
news headlines. Looking forward to Agent Sebastian and the cart narcs.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
You're still alive, can't stop, won't stop?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Will who will join us this morning again, just trying
to get people do the right thing and return those cards. Yeah,
anything else will get to you know, whatever, whatever we
can come up with to get back into it. It
is already I could tell. And this is the way
it is every single time you get back, even if
it's just a couple of days that that you had. Right,
what's next? I got a constantly remind myself, all right,

(03:10):
what's next? What do I do next?

Speaker 4 (03:12):
How do I do this?

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Like I'm forgetting something?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, this is this is a perishable skill.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah, if you want to call it it.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, yeah, I don't. Yeah you do. I about some
fun facts? Will you show fun facts? We'll start with
this one. Did you know that you can see an
owl's eyes through their ear holes? I did not know that.
That's weird. Wow.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Who figured that out?

Speaker 6 (03:38):
Somebody who looked somebody with eyeballs? Interesting, somebody who looked
into the ears of an owl?

Speaker 7 (03:46):
Check this out?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah I don't. I don't know. Uh yeah, where would
I get Yeah? It says you can anybody. Does everybody
have like like a.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
Picture here trying to find one neighborhood owl's legs when
they lift up their feathers, they're.

Speaker 8 (03:59):
Like you can see like the back of the y.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, Like, oh that's you can't tell what that is.
That's what that's what he said. That's gross already disgusting. Okay,
so we were we were talking about, uh, this is
before you know, the holiday, but we were talking about chickens.
How many eggs? Remember those those people that got into

(04:25):
the fight and they pulled guns on each other. There's
a whole argument about like how many eggs does a
chicken lay? And I was asking, like, how many eggs
does a chicken lay? Like how often? Right? And you
know it was it one a day? And if it's
one a day, so you mean, like you know, chickens
are running around they got basically like a dozen eggs
that are just like jiggling around inside of them. There.

Speaker 7 (04:45):
I try to explain.

Speaker 9 (04:46):
No, they start very small form and they go through
a long tube and they come out as a big egg.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, like they developed. Yeah, they don't start out. They exist.
But I'm saying, but it grows that rapidly for something,
because if they're going to poop out another ragg the
very next day for it to be just think about
like a dozen eggs, right, So about what how many
inches of that tall grego say two and a half
three inches maybe half? You know, like, so, I mean

(05:12):
it's considering a size of a chicken. They're not huge, right,
that's a pretty rapid growth. I would think it's just.

Speaker 10 (05:19):
A quicker cycle.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah, I mean it takes like twenty four hours to
go from the size of a pan to a size I.

Speaker 9 (05:24):
Want you to think about this one. You know, how
you eat a sandwich and then like less than a
day later when it comes.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Again, Like your body is just like eighteen.

Speaker 11 (05:33):
But these women who have twelve kids, were they storing
them all their body?

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Nine months? Imagine if a woman's imagine, imagine a woman's
birthing another baby every day. I guess that's more that's
probably about.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
But these are not These are unfertilized dicks, and.

Speaker 10 (05:48):
It's just a quicker cycle, right, the same thing.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Okay, what do you not getting miracles? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Don't ask me to this is yeah, hears something disgusting though. Yeah,
somebody did text in about this. It is It made
you want to throw up. They said that they killed
a chicken, you know, to eat it for meat, and
they opened it and it was full of yolk ready
for like fertilization. The ruined eggs.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
For me, what do you show fun fact corpses rot
and decay as they get eaten by microbes. Right, those
same microbes are trying to eat you right now, but
your immune system puts a stop to it. Ye Are they.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Physically in us and we're just not having it?

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Is that disgusting? Okay? What did show a fun fact?
When you drown, it takes five days for the gases
inside of you to build up for you to float
to the surface.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
I have a hack for that.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Oh so when you're dead?

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yeaheah, No, I have in case. Okay, this is not
a hack. I'm going to take that back. I saw
on a TV show and I'm not suggesting this the
way you get them to not float if that's your goal, oh,
which I am not suggesting. The true crime the True
Detective Dark Night Country, she had to take a knife

(07:07):
and stab through the lungs to puncture them so they
would sink.

Speaker 11 (07:10):
Oh.

Speaker 10 (07:11):
I thought you're trying to get them to float faster.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
That is a fun I don't think in that case
you want them to flow.

Speaker 9 (07:16):
It's probably helpful, but I doubt the lungs. You probably
have abdominal cavity too. You would think, well, I think
you do a lot of.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Lots of stabbing. All right, Let's see, a stroke can
happen at any time anyone, not just older people. Everybody's
at risk for a stroke that you've heard about that.
But women can and do have heart attacks without ever
knowing or showing symptoms.

Speaker 7 (07:40):
I've heard that weird, like how.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Would you not show a symptom about like if you're
if you're having a heart attack, Like, how do you
not have any symptoms?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
I don't know if this is a one to one thing,
but what I've heard is that it goes back to
we only study the way like men's bodies work and
heart attacks and women don't always look like that in women,
so they're like, well, that doesn't look like.

Speaker 12 (07:59):
A heart tack to me.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
You heard that too, But then how you wouldn't really,
I mean it probably hurts, and then you move.

Speaker 10 (08:04):
On think there's no signs or symptoms. How does anyone
know that a heart attack ever happened?

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Like exactly, but like Kevin Smith didn't know he was
having a heart attack, but the e MTS did you
know when he told stories about that?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Just power through, don't be right.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Be a man. It's being a man heart do it
like women do? They don't even you don't even know
they had one. And if a woman can be a man,
you could be a man. What do you show? Fun fact?

Speaker 13 (08:33):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
There are more viruses on Earth and there are stars
in the entire observable universe.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Wow, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, how many got And the people who are just
obsessed with the hand washing and the and the sanitizer constantly.

Speaker 7 (08:55):
Are the ones that get messed up the most, right?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah? Yeah, well then we just have something real about
the kids in Peanuts and yeah, not being exposed or
anything like that later on life and then guess what
they have all these problems.

Speaker 7 (09:07):
Who didn't see that coming. I'm not a genius, but
I did.

Speaker 8 (09:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
What do you show? Fun facts? The human race was
nearly ended in nineteen eighty three, Soviet missile detection system
went off, thinking that the US fired nukes at them.
A single Soviet commander went with his gut and declared
a false alarm without any evidence, and he was correct,
the false alarm being caused by just this rare weather event.
So can you imagine, oh my god, like that like

(09:36):
everybody's like firing these news you started a war and
then when you trace it back and then you know,
you do the It was a whoosie.

Speaker 7 (09:42):
Yeah yeah. And apparently there was like two other like
high level people on board that were trying to convince them,
like we need to fire, and he said, nah.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Here, I'll give you. I'll give you one more than
and then we'll move on. What do you show fun fact?
And I thought about this studio immediately. This could be
our problem, guys. Decreases in air quality, I mean a
decrease in cognitive function. It's observable in poorly vented offices.
But like we talk about like like there's that that's

(10:14):
been leaking in here, and I.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
Telling them and we checked it. It looks good, really,
did you?

Speaker 5 (10:23):
We didn't.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Leaky right into the city of from two floors up.

Speaker 14 (10:28):
But there's something about this room specifically, I feel smarter
in Boart's office or wherever, and then.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
I feel smarter, feel smarter, and boards.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Right, smarter comparison, just like.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
I don't know there, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Genus sneeze is eight hundred times in here. There's a
ton of I mean, there is a ton of dust
in here. I don't know what you can do about
the dust. I mean, dust isn't everywhere thing, But there
was something random that just happened recently and it wasn't Tyler,
it wasn't me. But the whole floor smelled like sewage.
Remember medicine wrapped in like a s off the elevator,

(11:03):
like like it smelled like so bad. I remember, like
you were by the sewage plant ring out, but I
didn't smell it like you know, just like you stuck
your nose down into a dirty pipe.

Speaker 14 (11:13):
Yeah it sucks because I wore my new perfume that
day and no one noticed.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Oh we couldn't.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, all right, Well, a couple of couple of fun
facts eight seven seven forty four Wooding hit us up
of the text. Check in over to two two nine
eighty seven. We're gonna take a quick break. We got
some more Woodies Show for you. Next, Hang on.

Speaker 15 (11:32):
Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
What's up?

Speaker 7 (11:37):
Woodies Show? Podcast listeners, It's menace tonight.

Speaker 16 (11:40):
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Speaker 2 (12:03):
Hope to see you there, all right, welcome back everybody,
Monday morning. It is December the first, and I'll be
completely honest with you, I forgot about it, like the
whole holiday thing. I'm sure Seabash are real broken up
about it. Arts to buy. Yeah, yeah, we don't have

(12:24):
any of the fun holidays today, buddy.

Speaker 7 (12:26):
Sorry, absolutely, you have the listeners what they need.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
First first day back, don't. We've said this a number
of times. It's it's so interesting. Uh. We will sit
here and like SeaBASS specially, will come up like a
lot of like high level kind of stuff that takes
like uh you know multi you know, multi level things
of you know what we did the fake casting calls?
Oh god, yeah, in fact, let me bring those up

(12:53):
here in a second. We did the fake casting call.
So he he puts an ad out looking for actors
and actresses to audition for a new movie that's going
to be coming out. He shows up with these people
who are coming to audition. He wrote a fake screenplay
and has them like read the stuff and try.

Speaker 9 (13:10):
Not only are we parodying the movie, we're parodying the
audition process.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, and then of course and of course the writing
is ridiculous, punching down on morons. So there's stuff like that,
and people do like that. But you know what people
liked like almost as much and some pistachio day. Let
me guess you know, like the dumb they talked about,
the dumber of the idea seems to be the bigger
it becomes. And if we still birthdays, you guys, don't

(13:37):
do particular or no, just like that. Can you get
back through game? Guess whose gas? It's so dumb, so dumb.
You know.

Speaker 7 (13:47):
I brought up Morgan doing some live streaming while she's boxing. Yeah,
and she's like, I don't know if anybody will watch that.
And somebody brought that to me before when we were
like trying to do live streaming with the show, and
I don't know if people are really gonna watch that.
I go watch this. I turned on the live stream.
Thousand people just watching a wall Yeah nothing an hour? Yeah,
because it's dumb. Yeah, people are yeah, yep, people are.

(14:09):
People are dumb. Uh yeah, so yeah, I forgot to grab.
I forgot to grab the holidays. I forgot to grab
the birthdays.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
We're gonna die world, So happy world.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Did you remember anything menace?

Speaker 7 (14:25):
I mean I have I have this real quick thing
that's getting released today. Yeah, Adam Sam Adam Sandler will
be my next guest. Needs no introduction.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
On the day with that thing.

Speaker 7 (14:35):
Yeah, they'll be out today.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah on Netflix. I saw something about it that's today
it's out. Yep. Yeah, I saw something because there was
a trailer for it and Adam Sandler was talking about
bombing one night when he was coming up in comedy
and uh yeah, the story is pretty fun here. I
do have a little clip here.

Speaker 13 (14:53):
I did this one show in Boston and my dad
and brother came to see it seventeen and I ate
it so all hard in front of my dad and
I hated that. And the MC came on after and
I walked off into the humiliation of eating it and
he says, Adam were the class clown in school, and
I go yeah, and he goes stick with that, and

(15:15):
the place goes oh, and I was like, oh, man,
not hurt in front of There's no more period of vulnerability.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yes, than those few moments.

Speaker 7 (15:24):
Yeah, truth, that would suck in front of your family,
right in front like, oh my god, my dreams. This
is what I want to do.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
For a living.

Speaker 9 (15:32):
That's something that you do is when you're a younger performer,
because that's the only person those the other people who
will come see you as your friends and family. But
I've never done that because if it sucks, then it's like, oh.

Speaker 7 (15:41):
That's all they bring up for the restaurant.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
I went out of my way to support you and
your bad my son a bomb in front of an
arena of strangers and people nobody.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
But but things things turned out, he did all right.

Speaker 7 (15:56):
And by the way, this is season six of this
netflixing that David Letterman is doing.

Speaker 9 (16:02):
Yeah, I didn't tell you. I went to a live
taping on that one time and somebody had kicked out
for heckling David Letterman because he opened up, which I
don't think they I don't think they keep this part
in the show that he opened up with like monologue jokes, uh,
you know.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Walk now. Because I've been to tapings of other shows
before Big Bang Theory, sitcom kind of things. Who wants
to be a millionaire and things like that. No, I'm saying, like,
how how's calling? It was taping of that because when
you go to something, even going to the Grammys or
something that's made for television viewing, like being there a
lot the home run derby at the Major League Baseball

(16:37):
All Star War.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Unless you're a kid in the outfield snack and ball.

Speaker 9 (16:39):
Yeah, dude, it sucked, like like what was the This
wasn't bad because it's not an awards show. It's a
just a conversation and so you know those things are fine. Yeah,
it was different because he comes out to like warm
with the audience as not not not a different comedian,
just David Letterman telling jokes which I guess they cut
because they're all they will be old jokes by the
time it comes on.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
The air, and he was.

Speaker 9 (16:59):
He said something just faintly political or making fun of
a politic politician, and.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Some going, oh, you can't say that about it now?

Speaker 7 (17:07):
Five question do you know who the guest is?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Before?

Speaker 9 (17:10):
No, I went during the uh because they did a
special one for that Netflix as a joke comedy festivals
they didn't do this year, but a couple of years ago,
and it was like a couple of comedians that no
one had ever heard of. I saw Mark Mark Darmond
was hanging out at the bar and say hell to him.

Speaker 7 (17:23):
That was about it.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah, but you know it was worthwhile. Right, So here
I found uh, I found this and uh, here we
can we can, we can do this. So this is
when Sea mass there was there was there was a
fake casting call that he put out for the next
Star Wars movie. I forget whichever one, like the Force Awakens.
I think there's coming out. I think so, because this

(17:45):
is from twenty sixteen. Oh yeah, so do nine years ago?
My god, nine years ago? And yeah, so fake casting
call and then uh and then he had these actress
and actress come down to audition. I have the clips.
We'll do those for you next here on the Woody Show,
hanging No Woody Show text in seven. All right, welcome back,

(18:12):
and yeah, so here's here's here's the fake casting call
that we've been talking about. This is from twenty sixteen
something we did here on the show. We did a
few of these, but I know we did one for
when Boys in the Hood came out the straight out yeah,
straight out of Compton. Now when boys Boys in the hood. Wow,

(18:33):
this show is all no no, yeah, straight out of Compton.
We did one for that, we did one for uh,
you know, the Star Wars The Force Awakens came out,
and so Sea Bass wrote up this whole like a
couple of pages, like a of a of a screenplay.

Speaker 7 (18:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
So then when these actress and actresses would come down,
and he used one of the rooms downstairs here in
the first floor of our building, which could you could
kind of fake this being absolutely legit. Yeah, he warn't
just showing up to a radio station. It was like
in this in this office building. Yeah, and he told yeah,
and he told him that, hey, we're we're auditioning for
this next Star Wars.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Don't tell anybody.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah, and so this, uh, this first person came in
and was going to audition for you know the BB
eight little droid Yeah, yeah, like like like three two
thirds of a snowman. Yeah, that kind of thing that
rolls around. So yeah, and so hey, can you can
you maybe speak like BBA? Let's see how that was?

Speaker 9 (19:29):
This is a working title. Yeah, Star Wars episode eight
of Force Feeding, and we're actually looking to put a
voice to one of our characters.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
We already have and that's BB eight.

Speaker 9 (19:39):
He's he's a little round ball, a little droid that
rolls around. You're really discovering your new power to be
able to speak to humans basically, because what what you
got there?

Speaker 2 (19:48):
So I'll go ahead and start it off, BB eight.

Speaker 9 (19:51):
All of us other droids are really proud of you
now that you've finally learned how to speak English.

Speaker 12 (19:55):
B boob yes, C three p O. I feel like
I am starting to get the bleep bloop bloop hang.

Speaker 9 (20:02):
Of it, excellent, BB eight, Because there is a secret
mission Master Luke has given you.

Speaker 12 (20:07):
Wow, I am so fleaked your dirt hundred BB eight.

Speaker 9 (20:11):
You're going to infiltrate a Stormtrooper unit and steal the
secret plan for their next great weapon, the Mega death
Star pooplis.

Speaker 12 (20:19):
But I am on their most wanted droid list. They'll
spot me immediately.

Speaker 9 (20:23):
That's why we're disguising you, BB eight. You see, the
Space World Cup is starting next week, and we're gonna
make you look like a robo soccer.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Ball two in the pink.

Speaker 12 (20:33):
What a brilliant IDEA slip slip, But what if the
Stormtroopers start kicking me around?

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Then remember your training and bend it like BB eight.

Speaker 12 (20:45):
That was a good one.

Speaker 8 (20:46):
C three pouf, how did you do good too?

Speaker 4 (20:56):
In the pink in the middle of a sentence.

Speaker 9 (20:57):
Well, you gotta spell it like, you know, like the
numbers like two and the pink.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Right. The next person that came down and rest in peace,
Carrie Fisher.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
All right, yeah, rest just cocaine and heroin.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah. So this this girl came down and she was
going to introduce our audition for Star Wars episode eight,
and she was gonna be playing Prince Leah's daughter, Princess Lair,
Prince Layer's Princess Leah's daughter.

Speaker 15 (21:27):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 9 (21:28):
So this is Star Wars episode eight, that time of
the Force. This is Princess Leah's daughter coming to her mother,
Princess Leah, for some personal advice.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
I think this is Greg's favorite. By the way, just
all time.

Speaker 10 (21:40):
Mommy Leaya, I have a question for you.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
It's about my lady parts.

Speaker 11 (21:45):
I've had a visitor, but it wasn't for Master Yoda's ghost.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Oh, my daughter. I guess it's time for us to
have the talk. The talk, Mommy Laya.

Speaker 9 (21:54):
You see my daughter once a month, you're visited by
the Dark Side and it makes you bloated, irritable, and
a general pain to be around.

Speaker 17 (22:01):
Grumpy, irritable, bloated, sounds like I'm going to turn into
a Wookie.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Well it will kind of smell like a Wookie.

Speaker 11 (22:09):
Can I use the force to keep this awful cramping
from happening every month?

Speaker 7 (22:13):
Actually?

Speaker 9 (22:13):
Yes, when you turn eighteen, we'll talk about going to
the Space Doctor to get you on force control.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
But what am I going to do until then?

Speaker 9 (22:22):
Well, when you feel your lady dark side coming, you
should turn in your lightsaber and don't even think about
getting behind the wheel of the Millennium Falcon.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Is that why Papa Hans Solo always takes the keys
away from you every month?

Speaker 2 (22:35):
No, that's just because I'm a bad driver. That's good.
I think that's what I worked. I think that's what
they're looking more out solid. It's good stuff, all right,
Next audition we have more Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is
where again Star Wars eight. This is this is this
is the Vader one.

Speaker 9 (22:55):
The title of the project is Star Wars Episode eight,
A Force to reckon with.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
You're playing Darth Vader.

Speaker 15 (23:01):
He's come back.

Speaker 9 (23:01):
I'm Luke Skywalker and we have reunited and Darth has
some new sort of ways that he's trying to bond
with his son.

Speaker 15 (23:09):
Luke.

Speaker 18 (23:10):
Okay, before I start, yes, do you want me to
do like the like breathing sound or the masks.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Whenever you're ready? Darth Vader in Star Wars episode he did.

Speaker 18 (23:20):
Okay, Luke, I have changed my mind.

Speaker 15 (23:30):
I no longer want to be a part of the
dark Side.

Speaker 9 (23:33):
I'm so glad to hear that, Father Darth. What are
you going to do instead?

Speaker 18 (23:37):
I'm going to open up a force massage parlor. I
will use the hidden power of universe to relieve people's
stresses and musclely not.

Speaker 9 (23:48):
What a great turnaround, Daddy Vader. I have been feeling
a bit stiff lately in my neck and my shoulders.

Speaker 18 (23:55):
Allow me to use my special force fingers to work
on them, Chop son.

Speaker 15 (24:05):
Er, can you feel me inside you?

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Oh? Yeah, that feels great. I'm melting like butter. Yes.

Speaker 18 (24:13):
I want to be a much more present father for
you in general. Luke, very sorry for cutting off your
hand that one time.

Speaker 9 (24:23):
Oh yeah, you know, I was upset about that one
for a while, Papa Vader. This tremendously relaxing massage is
making me feel like I have two hands again.

Speaker 15 (24:32):
So glad to hear that.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Son.

Speaker 15 (24:34):
Let me grab some force oil.

Speaker 18 (24:39):
It smells just like the zinthorn flour from my planet Alderon.
I am floating the oil over to your body and
slathering it.

Speaker 15 (24:49):
With my force fingers.

Speaker 18 (24:52):
Now you're all lubed up and ready to kick the
Empires butt.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
It's good. That's all they're gonna need to. That's pretty good. Yeah,
not a terrible voice. I mean, not for likea necessarily,
but he's got like, you know something, these people ever
like reach back out for these casting don't.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
Check that email address, and that's inappropriate. You should wait
for them to reach out to you.

Speaker 8 (25:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
You don't want to be pushing. You don't want to
be thirsty. One one one more club more Yeah it
lost one.

Speaker 14 (25:22):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
This is everybody's favorite Star Wars character of all time,
jar jar Binks. Jar jar Binks returns.

Speaker 9 (25:28):
What they're doing is they're bringing back jar jar Binks.
Of course, it's totally cg.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Are you familiar with the character at all?

Speaker 9 (25:34):
Star Wars Episode eight, Force It and jar jar Binks
is coming back and he's talking to Luke Skywalker trying
to get into the Jedi order whenever you're ready.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Good morning, Jedi.

Speaker 17 (25:46):
Look, it's a jar Ja Binks wants to be a Jedi,
and not just like you with the guy's always helped
ladies across the street, and I'm like the dark side.
One time, darth Vader tried to open the chicken count
in my name's identity, but I use as fought to

(26:07):
put a credit freezer on my That is impressive.

Speaker 9 (26:10):
Jar Jar Darth Vader is very good at stealing identities
and racking up charges across the galaxy.

Speaker 15 (26:16):
Tells me about it.

Speaker 17 (26:17):
He took out the Fall Defense supprime mortgages under pizza.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
She's got the five hundred credit score now because of that.

Speaker 19 (26:24):
I know.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
How good are you with a lightsaber? Though? Jar Jar
it said, built my own lightsaber.

Speaker 8 (26:31):
Look, I have it the right to hear.

Speaker 20 (26:34):
Long usuals room out with my lightsaber.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
I fantastic? Perfect is great? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (26:52):
Perfect?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
All right?

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Yeah, I hired that guy cheaper than.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Star Wars eight coming Sam the Peters here here, I'd
love to see that.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
Now, you can't do it again because you're so world
famous as a cart nark, they would know who you are.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, that's True's you do it. No, but you know what,
he's become so famous that now he's producing. Yeah, guys,
I'll taking this is the next evolution of my career.
Yes's producing. It's like a break. We'll come back. We'll
get some more Woody Show for you next. Hang on,
coming up next on the Woody Show.

Speaker 13 (27:19):
Maybe it'll be something like We're just getting slip, you
know what I'm saying, I'm just getting sup enjoying.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Myself, or something much darker. I forget, I'll just die.

Speaker 9 (27:28):
Cares have you taken like a bunch of photos now
so that your daughter can put those up at her
wedding when you're gone.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, my dad would have loved to have been here. Yeah, exactly,
But he said. The Woody Show back in a bit,
a Woody Show. And it's another new hour. As we
began another noon month. It's December. The first G five.

(27:54):
That's Greg Gory Morning, Woody Menace, Good morning to you,
Good morning, Woody. Gina grad is here. We got Sea Bass,
Sammy Sere Morgan is here. What phones are open? Eight
seven seven. You can send us a text check in
over to two to nine eight seven. We'll get into
some of the trending news headlines. But first the uh,

(28:16):
the cheers and jeers, I mean shout out uh to
friendships in general. But something really cool that happened over
Thanksgiving as I got to meet up with my childhood
friend and all my good stories about growing up and
in childhood and the things that we did, biking down
the post office to get a money order so that
we can, you know, sign up our buddy for Columbia

(28:37):
House and stick them with all the rotten CDs or
but like yeah, yeah, egg and houses and all the
funds have all involved my buddy Joe. You've heard that story.
We became friends. We hated each other. Yeah, Like we
were on the bus one day it all came to
a to a head and we said, all right, man,
when this bus stops and we get off this bus,
I'm kicking your ass. You, I'm kicking your ass. And

(28:58):
then we dropped our backpacks, we beat the crap to
each other and then went over to his house and
played Nintendo for the rest of the day. And we
were best friends. Yeah. Ever since it's a common story amongst.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Men, Yeah, so boys do it.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
That's that's how it happened. Anyway, So we were the
two kids that everybody said wouldn't mount to anything, that
we should be kept away from each other. We're bad
influences on each other. And now he's a lawyer, and
I've turned out okay, like my life has turned out. Okay,
it's okay, it's all right, it's all right. But anyway,
got a chance to see Joe and his wife and

(29:30):
it was great. It was great. I haven't seen him
in a handful of years talk to him and text
and everything, but that was awesome.

Speaker 6 (29:37):
So that's that's my cheers. Did you use that expression
when you wanted to fight a friend? Call you out,
call you out?

Speaker 7 (29:43):
Oh, dude, he called you out, He called you out.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, I just remember, like back in that time, right
before two dudes fought in nineties, yeah, or like late eighties,
early nineties, even throughout the nineties. I would say you
had to put your hands out to your side, as
I feel like an a crucive fixed pose you knows posed,
and you put your chests together you first broke, and

(30:07):
you're like pushing each other around with your hands like see, man,
hands up, I'm not doing nothing. I'm not doing nothing.
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 15 (30:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:15):
It was it was one of those things we said,
call you out.

Speaker 15 (30:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Oh did you hear that man is called out Woodie? Yeah,
three thirty this afternoon, right, Yeah. It was always on
a schedule to meet me out this place at this time.
So everybody. Yeah, so everybody, like you know, couldn't wait
for you know, the bus stop. And then we get
off the bus. Everybody kind of gathers around and beat
the crap at each other and and that was it.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
That's organized violence.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Yeah, that's our ally.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
It was unsanctioned, you know what I mean, But it
was never rammed. And you know, I don't get to
see him very often because he lives in Miami and
so but the crews that that I went on left
out of Fort Lauderdale, so he drove up from Miami,
which is not that bad.

Speaker 7 (30:55):
And did you hit that waffle house?

Speaker 2 (30:57):
No, the waffle house, hit this one. Dude hit this
great sushi place in Fort Lauderdale. I'll get the name
of it before, but it's it's it was. It was fantastic.
I just hearing this sounds fantastic, my jeers. Second to
last day of the cruise, I get a call from
one of the neighbors who says, hey, man, uh, there's

(31:19):
been water leaking out of your garage for the last
few days. Oh, don't keep in mind I'm in the Caribbean. Yeah,
I'm thousands of miles from my house. I'm like, well,
how am I just hearing about this now? And so
I'm like from my garage, like what could be? I'm thinking, like, okay,
water heater, something like that. I have a water softener
tank that is in the garage and it gets changed out.

(31:41):
I think once a month they come through and they
change that and that's the only thing I can think of.
And what do you know, that's exactly what it was.
So on Tuesday of last week they came and they
changed the tank out and didn't hook it up properly.
So from Tuesday until what was this Saturday?

Speaker 7 (31:57):
Water? How's that happening?

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Coming out of it? Break it? Never? It has not
happened in the twelve years that I've had this system.
But it happens when amount of town. So that's my jeers.
Thank God. Going back to friends and people that you
can rely on, I was able to make a couple
of phone calls give people the garage code. They got
it all taken care of it. So when I got home,
everything was fine.

Speaker 10 (32:16):
Okay, So nothing was ruined or damn it.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
No, because like the water softener tank thing is like
towards the front of the garage and so it wasn't
coming from the back, and then washing everything that was
like on the floor, so nothing got soaked lucked lucked
out there. But still, man, what a rotten feeling when
people say there's waters the worst. Water is the devil.
It is ruins everything. When when you have a house

(32:40):
and your respond like any kind of water leak, water
damage like it is the worst. And by the time
you find it, it's usually too late. Yeah, and to
get that call thousands of miles away on a cruise ship.
I'm looking at it because you know, the house is
covered in cameras, so I'm like looking like the interior
cameras to make sure there's not like water on the
floor inside. So thank god for the technology of that.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Right, your couch was floating.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Yeah, I was able to dial in and go, okay, well,
the inside the house seems to be fine. It is
all kind of isolated the garage, although I couldn't see
in the garage the inside of the garage. But I
could see on the outside all the water. It's like
rushing down my uh my driveway and I've been doing
that for days. Oh good, send them your water bill.

Speaker 7 (33:19):
You lucked out, though, because I have a neighbor that
split their time between Canada and America, and they had
a refrigerator delivered while they were gone, and they hooked
up the water and for a month, Yeah, the water
was leaking into their eyes.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
I would kill somebody.

Speaker 7 (33:35):
Yeah, pretty much destroyed their house.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Gregory cheers and jeers cheers.

Speaker 6 (33:40):
I'm gonna go ahead and kind of put it under
the umbrella of cheers to me. Man, I'm a good host.
The food turned out awesome. I was a parent, organized parents.
Can anybody else just one one friend of ours who
you guys know, uh? And then okay, so I was
super organized. I did stuff in advance. The food turned

(34:02):
out awesome. And do you guys have people in your
life that are not blood relatives but you call them
man and uncle of course? Yeah, so we call them
family cousins.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (34:10):
So we have this one family friend who I haven't
seen speaking of, which would he and thirty plus years
and it happens to be my parent's godson. He flew
cross country to visit us, ranged a visit that made
my parents so happy, caught up on the last thirty years.
He's got kids who are in their twenties. Now, it's
so crazy.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Oh so you did this for your parents. Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 6 (34:34):
And well we arranged it with him like for the
past couple of months and it was so nice and
just sat around and caught up and food was awesome. Now, Greg,
can I ask you a question? Yeah, was there a
method to your madness of setting us up for your parents? Like, hey,
had you and for Thanksgiving? Oh my god, have this
amazing meal.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Not that you wouldn't have the amazing deal anyway, but
now the extra step of bringing in this person like
a this is your life blast from the past to
set them up for you know, and I want. People
are asking on the updates on the on the text,
like did you tell your parents are not coming for
thanks or for Christmas? Christmas? I did, and it went

(35:16):
I would say, okay, but it did not go well,
Oh no, because after all the effort of bringing this person.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
Yes, and my dad said, so, we're ninety nine percent
sure you're not coming for Christmas right, And.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
I said, now we're one hundred percent sure.

Speaker 6 (35:28):
Yeah, And I said, yeah, let's put it at ninety nine.
And then my mom said, well, if you're not coming,
I guess we're not even going to get a tree.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Oh that's a built trip, dude, don't fall for us.

Speaker 7 (35:39):
But it's what about them coming to see you?

Speaker 6 (35:42):
I offered, and they said, no, no, that's okay. We'll
just have a friend over or something like that. But anyway,
awesome food, totally nice organized.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
I ruled as a host.

Speaker 6 (35:52):
My jeers also a lot like Woodies. You could set
your clock to it. Every time Thanksgiving comes around, the
guests leave, You cleaned the house, everything's done. Do the
final flush of the toilet, because I just cleaned it.
It's full of bleach, et cetera, et cetera. Flush it.
Walk into the bathroom, just take a quick glance to
my left, and what's coming out of the shower cock cock.

(36:14):
Every single year Thanksgiving, I've never experienced that like you have.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
You have dirty water somewhere else. I mean, I've had
toilets overflow. I've been in this house five years. It's
happened five times every Thanksgiving weekend and it just starts
oozing out of the shower. Then question, is it because
your mom keeps flushing your tampons she's doing the timing
is suspicious. It's the condom you still use. Yeah, maybe

(36:45):
your mom puts her tampon in a in the condom
and they try to like, you.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Know, you're duck in mystery.

Speaker 6 (36:52):
So then you get the plumber over there, and then
you have those wonderful Sunday emergency rates. So like, oh man,
it just blew every year because it is at out
of the shower.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
But this isn't a guest room.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
It's just this where well, all the bedrooms are on
one side of the house. So if it was this
toilet in my bedroom or the guest bathroom toilet, if
you flushed either, it just out of the shower.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
That's because of the guest usage. I mean legitimate question. No,
we're moving beyond the tampons and condoms from your parents.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Why is this happening every year?

Speaker 6 (37:25):
That's a great question because the people that used to
live in the house husband, wife and two daughters, four people,
and now it's only two people in the house. But
it used to be four and now we look four
all week so what if four people are using the bathrooms,
it overflows.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
I think your's plumbing is getting lazy. With just the
two of you and one of your bathrooms, you're not
even a little owed to go number two exactly.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
So there's that too, So it was it's just so
annoying if you can ask them, like what caused?

Speaker 6 (37:53):
What would cause something like that? Well, there's something called
a washout. So you go out onto the drive where
you lift this tap and that goes out to the sewer.
And when he opened it, it was the water head
was at the very very top. So I think it
was just a collection of toilet paper and whatnot and
root cigars, your dad taking those man dumbs.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Massive mand So maybe it's one of the things you
put on your schedule, because I've done this now because
last time we had an issue with the dryer, it
was because the dryer vent hadn't been fully clearing, and
so you had to clean that thing out every once
in a while, but you're supposed to do anyway, but
this one got like really impacted.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
Wait the dryer event or like the little screen thing.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
The dryer vent from the back of the dryer to
the outside of the house.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, yeah, there was like fifty pounds worth of dryer land,
which is that's what caused the fire by the right. Yes,
So I just put it on my schedule at once
a year. I had the guy who came out to
do it. I'm like, yet it sucked out. Yeah. It
just had him come by and he has that thing
where he fishes it in from the outside around and

(39:00):
pulls it and it's great. He also does like the
duct cleaning, you know, which I've never done that. I've
always wanted to do that too. We keep saying we're
gonna have him come in and do it. Yeah, but
you get the camera because he's got the camera to
make sure. And that's the thing. I could do it myself,
and I did it the first time by myself, but
I wasn't sure if I got it all. And that's
I got like that weird like OCD thing going. And

(39:22):
so I saw the advertisement. This guy puts the camera
down there. I'm like, oh cool, I'll be able to
see and it gives me that sense of satisfaction.

Speaker 6 (39:28):
They also do the camera thing for the lateral to
the sewer Maine, and so I'm thinking like, oh, what
are you seeing in there. It's so gross my previous house.
The guy sent the camera down the sewer thing and
he said, you know what, I've never in my life
seen that many cockroaches.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Now, do you have a septic tank? No? Okay, because
people in the text saying just needs to be pumped
don't have septic tanks. So maybe just put it on
the schedule, like instead of that way or not on
a holiday, paying the holiday weekend rate.

Speaker 6 (40:03):
I should put it on the schedule the week before Thanksgiving.
Get that thing hydrojeted. Yeah, clear it out.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah, just come in because it clear it out once
a year. You don't have a Yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:14):
At least it comes out of the shower and it
doesn't overflow the toilet and go all over the floor.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Or the cockroach just start coming through it totally. Yeah,
take a little swim in the toilet, sell the house.
The Woody Show and Gina Grat is here and tell
us about the trending news headlines.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Well, last we checked the death toll in that giant
Hong Kong high rise fires up to one hundred and
fifty one. Visill say the search could take another three
to four weeks and that number will likely of course
get higher. Meanwhile, they're still trying to figure out how
this thing even happened. Officials say the netting over the
scaffolding of the buildings during renovations wasn't fire resistant like
it's supposed to be. In fact, samples from all over

(40:56):
the high rise found at least seven had failed the
safety standard. So, of course now the authorities are accusing
the construction company behind the Renot of skimping on safety.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
To save money and corners.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
You can get what happened now? Yeah, Well, Week thirteen
of the NFL is almost over. Last night, Denver beat
Washington in overtime. The game was tied twenty twenty going
into ot Denver.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Get, I don't get why they made this decision.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Well, Denver scored a touchdown first, then Washington scored, but
instead of kicking the extra point to tie the game,
they tried a two point conversion. Didn't happen, Denver one.
That's eight straight wins for the Broncos and they stay
the AFC's number one seed.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yeah, so have you heard any of you listened to
way more sports talk radio than I do? Dumbass Tyler?
Why why would you? I don't I know every once
in a while. Coach likes to get to brave and
I see balls, Yeah, we'll go. If it would have
worked out, you would have called me a genius. Now, like,
you get to overtime, right, and the team that got

(41:56):
the ball, they scored a touchdown on the opening drive, right,
and so you have an opportunity to you have to
keep Now you have to score a touchdown, which they did,
and then you go for two. Dude, it was it
was lucky enough that you even got the touchdown in
response in that moment. But now you don't kick the
extra point to just keep it going, keep going.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
So if you're a good team and you have a
really good record, then you definitely kick the extra point
and keep going. Washington is not a good team. They
were three and nine last night.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
So when he thinks nothing to lose, kind of deal, exactly.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
It's kind of a win win. So let's say you
get the two point conversion. Cool, we won the game.
We didn't get it. You know what, we're in the
running for a higher draft pick.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
I see that he said that. It just sucks. As
a fan, you're like, oh my god, I can't believe.
I can't believe they got the guy Dan Campbell, who's
the head coach for the Lions. He's see he's no tours.
He always makes calls like that. Yeah he's too much.
Oh yeah, that guy. But see he's known for doing
stuff like that. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (42:58):
I went to Raiders Chargers yesterday and a lot of
the Raiders fans that were there, they were hoping for a.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Loss because they want to hire a draft pick. Yeah,
they want to hire a draft pick. But it's not
like the Raiders are going to do anything exactly. Maybe
getting some pretty dope draft picks for a number of years.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Now as that worked out. Yeah, nothing ever happened earlier
that day. Bill's crushed the Steelers twenty six to seven.
Panthers upset the Rams thirty one twenty eight, Chargers like
everyone else, beat the Raiders. Jets got their third win,
topping the Falcons twenty seven to twenty four. Week thirteen
finishes tonight on Monday Night Football, Sammy, any idea who's
playing Patriots?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Planned Giants? Giants?

Speaker 4 (43:36):
No Ice?

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Look at that love that coming around?

Speaker 7 (43:39):
Yep.

Speaker 10 (43:40):
Yeah, maybe I'll be a fan one day.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
Yeah, Tyler, can you play your cards right?

Speaker 2 (43:43):
How I feel losing the Jets. It was miserable. I
was pissed.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
I turned off the game in the third quarter, and
I put on Instagram that if I said what I
want to say, I'd be put on a watch list.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Oh my god, that I texted y.

Speaker 7 (43:54):
I texted you the scored to make sure you saw
it was nice.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
And I almost cussed you out in the text.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
So have been nice? Well, Luigi Mangioni, you know him. Yeah,
the guy accused of killing the accused of killing the
United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson last December. Allegedly, he's back
in court now. His lawyers are trying to block his
diary and other items found in his backpack. How would
that work?

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Get a diary?

Speaker 7 (44:22):
That's not bad?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Right?

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Every time that I like to journal?

Speaker 2 (44:27):
What's next? Broadway?

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Well, as we talked about a bunch before. He was
arrested at that McDonald's and Pennsylvania after a long search.
Cops say had gone in notebook tie him to the crime,
but his lawyers say the search was illegal. They want
all that evidence thrown out. So the judge is going
to hold a hearing to decide whether it can be used.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
You do it right, Okay?

Speaker 4 (44:48):
But here's the thing. Even if the backpack evidence gets
thrown out, prosecutors say they have his DNA and fingerprints,
all of everything, so we're good.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
I think it's always funny when they start complaining about
like how they got the smoking gun. Is it like,
did they plant the smoking gun was not a real
piece of evidence or is it like an actual smoking gun?
And now you're just pissed it the way they obtained
it and shocking.

Speaker 6 (45:11):
You have a notebook that outlines how you hate this
guy and want to kill her.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
You don't want that. This is like the people that
post their crimes on social media, like you idiot. And
when I was on this cruise, it must have known
I was on the cruise because it set me all
these things that were happening on cruise ships, right, one
of which was this woman and she had these fake tampons,
so it looked like a tampon in a wrapper and

(45:38):
you twist the end of it off and she had
booze in there she was and she was dumping it
into her drinks and she posted it while she was
on the Carnival cruise ship. Carnival saw it. Of course,
they raided her room and now I mean, you're banned
for life from Carnival. Big deal.

Speaker 7 (45:53):
But yeah, we posted that video you posted it online
of that guy. He was like posting that he had
weed on board. Yeah, and then he got mad because they.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Every yep, goddamn stupid.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
It is amazing that they even I mean, think of
how many people or how many cruise ships does Carnival
operate at any given time, and how many people are
on each cruise ship. The fact that they they never
one woman and they figured out who. Like, again, big deal,
your banned from Carnival. Fair that only women use tampons.
I can't get these things.

Speaker 14 (46:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Well, the Powerball jackpot went up to seven hundred and
forty million after nobody won Saturday's drawing. One ticket in
Florida matched all five white numbers that won them a
million bucks, but that was the only winner. The most
recent winners of the jackpot were those two back at
the beginning of September. They split one point seventy nine
billion dollars. Next drawing is tonight. The cash prize, well,

(46:48):
don't get too excited. It's only expected to be three
hundred and forty six million, and that's before taxes, so
don't bother. So remember that Jet Blue flight from a
couple months ago. They certainly dropped about fourteen thousand feet
five minutes, and then another twelve thousand feet right after that. Well,
the plane landed safely, nobody got injured, but everyone's still
wondering what the hell caused that. Well, turns out it

(47:10):
was a software glitch. Air Bus found a little bug
in the plane's flight control system that quote let intense
solar radiation mess with the data plan that they the
plane uses the control.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Apparently a solar was it a solar?

Speaker 4 (47:26):
Intense solar radiation? So now Airbus has released a software fix,
but installing it came right as Thanksgiving and the rush happened,
so flights were delayed, canceled, everyone trying to update their
plans super fun around the holidays.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Control delete right, yeah, yeah, I restart. I got in
trouble one time. But the radio station I was working at,
because there were the engineers kept saying it was the solar,
I forget, not a solar flare, it was some other thing,
and it was it kept knocking the station off the air,
Like the station would go off the air for like

(47:59):
two minutes at a time. Come back two minutes or like,
and then it come back on, there'd be a completely
different station. This is on an FM too, not even
on an AM, different station from from forever away Man,
What the hell is it called? Anyway? So I'm super
frustrating because.

Speaker 7 (48:16):
Something with the equator or something like that.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
You put all this time into preparing the show and
getting all those things together. I'm like, well, why are
we My buddy Rzuto and I were doing the show
at the time. I said, what the hell are we
even wasting our time with this for today? Let's just
go home, like there's no reason to be I'm not
going to use this material. We'll save it for tomorrow.
And so we put the station like an auto and
just let it play music for the rest of the morning.

(48:38):
And they were so mad. I'm like, they want you
and here I thought it was an excuse that the
engineers were making up. I'm like, how is it that's
only our station?

Speaker 19 (48:46):
Then?

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Why is it only on one oh five point seven
that this is happening and it's not on all the
other radio stations? How are we the only ones prone
to solar? Man? What the hell is it?

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Says?

Speaker 5 (48:58):
It is a solar flare.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
It was something.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Else, yeah, coronal mass.

Speaker 7 (49:06):
But I was talking to an engineer because that was
happening to our station recently actually, I would say about
two years ago, and they said it had to do
something with like the equator or something like that, and
we were getting interference from a station in Mexico that
was like so far away. Yeah, it was insane.

Speaker 14 (49:24):
Back to the plane thing, though, this is what I'm
scared to happen if I don't put my phone an airplane.
It actually scared us into this.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
I actually just looked that up because it was driving
me insane. And the latest answer I got for why
we're supposed to do that is because when you're in
the air and your phone is desperate to find a signal,
it jams people's phones on the ground and just annoys them.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
But who cares.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
I don't carry that, Okay, but I don't know. They
tell us that the plane of Foy, so go with that.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Was it called a sun spot? I'm texting Razuto right now, okay,
because we were like, we got this excuse a number
of times.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
I now I gotta know what the word is and
drive me insane. Well, it was a huge weekend for
Disney at the box office thanks to their new sequel,
z Uotopia two. It opened by making nearly ninety seven million, which,
by the way, second largest Thanksgiving weekend opening ever.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
I like the original one. The original one's cute.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Yeah, there's enough stuff in there for adults where it's
not like watching some kids movie where you want to
kill yourself through.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
Yeah, Wicked for good fell the second place, Now You
See Me, Now you don't fill the third, Predator bad
Lands finished fourth, and The Running Man round it out
top five.

Speaker 7 (50:32):
I saw Now You See Me and I liked it
a lot.

Speaker 10 (50:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, the first one was good.

Speaker 7 (50:37):
Yeah, they'll probably put out more now well.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Oxford University Press chose their word of twenty twenty five,
and it's rage bait.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Rage bait.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Yeah. The folks over rage bait, the folks over at
the Online Dictionary say it reflects how people interact online
these days. And in case you don't know what it is,
rage bait is post or videos made specifically to make
people mad so the click on a comment share it.
It beat out two other finalists, which my kid won't
stop talking about. This Aura Farming, which means like cool

(51:08):
and mysterious public image, and he was doing like a
little dance. He's like, look, I'm Aura Farming. I'm like,
I don't think you know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
I don't. He's not what you're talking about, like the
New Stranger things. Uh yeah, seasons. Yeah, there's like that
kid who's acting like Dustin. Yeah, so du just driving
men is crazy.

Speaker 8 (51:27):
You know.

Speaker 7 (51:27):
It's not like it's not like uh, this Aura Farming thing.
It's just he's just he's just acting super agro like
a tough guy, and he's like the nerdiest dude, and
I just like can't take him seriously.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Isn't he the one that didn't have Keith for a
really long time.

Speaker 7 (51:42):
Yeah, he does have teeth. He actually doesn't like have shoulders,
he has bones. And then he looks he looks really
bizarre because he's older now, so he looks like he
has a man faced but a kid body.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Yeah, and he has like this.

Speaker 7 (51:55):
Like this tough guy attitude, and I just cannot take
it seriously. So it's kind of a ruining the series
for me.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Just yeah, well, I'm sure Menis was about to say this.
I don't mean to jump on what you're gonna say.
But he was on Broadway and lame is when he
was little. Oh and then the other words that one, yeah,
the other word that that got beat out. You know,
this is my favorite word, biohack. Yeah, that's basically just
trying to like boost your body through techniques, you know,

(52:22):
like diet exercise. Past winners include podcast emoji and goblin
mode when you're just like in bed, like I'm a
goblin and I'm gonna say in.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
Bed gobling, that's what goblin mode.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Apparently I don't know.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Some ladies goblin mode. You know what I'm saying. I
texted Rezuta, I gotta response word. It's tropic spheric ducting. Yeah,
I never heard of that, fear. Trophere is the layer
of the atmosphere where most weather happens. Pretty much all
weather happens ducting in the in that layer of the atmosphere.
But it's it's tropospheric ducting, which is what they were saying,

(52:58):
was knocking the station, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
It says, trapping radio waves and allowing them to travel
much farther than normal, sometimes hundreds of miles.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Okay, but why was it just radio station that didn't
happen to any other station that was on the dial
in the same place.

Speaker 7 (53:13):
It's just ours, the Mexico thing. It was just our station.
That's good, But do the same thing.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Was it just broadcasting on this frequency? You see what
I'm saying. I don't like, why did they pick up
other things from others?

Speaker 6 (53:27):
You know, like there's tons of stations, just this one
were that special?

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Yeah, so weird real quick with your kid with this
aura farming.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Arming, he will do.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
What there's a dance.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
There's a dance like a little like they put one
arm out straight and then they like fan with their
other arm under like, look, I'm our farming.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
Are you sure what that is? That's kind of like
smacking an ass.

Speaker 14 (53:49):
No, like it, but it's like this and then like
a little like I don't know, little dance fortnit dances.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
That's what it looks like.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
That's exactly what it was like.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
But what about that, says far like, he doesn't know.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
He can explain.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
It's just a forward exactly.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Well that's just going on.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Thank you very much, Gina Grad Cheers and jeers. Morgan.

Speaker 14 (54:19):
Okay, guys, I've been waiting so long to tell you this.
I'm so excited. Cheers to me in my new adventure
as a business woman. Okay, what did I do over
the Thanksgiving break? It's very wholesome. I sold a pair
of my dirty workout socks to a foot free.

Speaker 5 (54:36):
I already got paid. I'm putting it in.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Don't tell us, don't So what was the ad what
do you mean that did? How did you end up
selling me?

Speaker 14 (54:49):
It's like someone me on Instagram and that you won't
sell me your dirty socks?

Speaker 5 (54:52):
I said, petcha, I will.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Okay, and then yeah, and then so you just named
your price.

Speaker 14 (54:58):
Yes, and this is where I need some more because
a business woman.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Hold on, now, just a regular pair of socks.

Speaker 14 (55:03):
Yeah, well actually, well they're Venom, which is a nice brand.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Oh you want me to pull them out?

Speaker 20 (55:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. When you take a guess
out of.

Speaker 14 (55:11):
Trained real hard in these white socks, gloss socks, they're
dirty at the bottom.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
They are dirty for sure.

Speaker 14 (55:17):
Yeah, Venom logo, prey brand.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Nice.

Speaker 14 (55:21):
So yeah, guess how much I told my friends how
much I ok at this person and they got.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Very upset with me. How much these socks go for?

Speaker 14 (55:29):
I bought a three pack of these they were on
sale at the time for like fifteen bucks.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Okay, so a couple of dollars.

Speaker 7 (55:35):
Or okay, were they mad at value about the price
or are they mad at you.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Just setting it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (55:41):
Oh my friends, Oh no, they're super supportive.

Speaker 7 (55:44):
It must have been the price.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
You probably did it too low though, ya Okay, I'll
say based on that, I'll say she sold them for
like ten bucks.

Speaker 7 (55:50):
I'm gonna say thirty.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
I'm gonna say twenty.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
I was thinking fifteen twenty five?

Speaker 5 (55:58):
Oh ok sorry, I know we went through it.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
I think everybody guess. Okay, but now this is where
you tells how much charged?

Speaker 5 (56:05):
So I said thirty five.

Speaker 8 (56:07):
That's not that okay?

Speaker 14 (56:09):
Yeah, but everyone I've talked to said it should have.

Speaker 11 (56:11):
Been got out that first out of the gate, rightn't
want to get ready?

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Yeah, I mean maybe fifty.

Speaker 14 (56:19):
But I also have to pay to ship them, so
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
What that's that's so that didn't good ship them.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
But hey, I mean we did so. Yeah, guys, if
you want some socks, hit me up.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Yeah, open wow, she works hard.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I think that's a great you made.
Your friends are stupid.

Speaker 14 (56:37):
Yeah, so it'll cost like five bucks to mail it, right?

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Probably? No, not even that bailor.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Yeah, they'll get there when it gets there.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Now, would you consider selling other wares such as.

Speaker 14 (56:47):
A bra or something panty?

Speaker 5 (56:51):
Sammy?

Speaker 10 (56:51):
No, I'm just curious what you're Pi'll get a discount.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Clean or dirty, it doesn't matter. You don't care.

Speaker 7 (56:58):
They want I don't care.

Speaker 5 (56:59):
I'd prefer to and clean, but they don't want clean.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Just remember what you paid for the item and shipping
and handling exactly. You'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Yeah. So once you go down to the post office today.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
My first sale is done. I can't believe it.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Local or is it going across the country.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
It's local?

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Okay, so that's gonna be.

Speaker 7 (57:14):
Cheap a site now, yea.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
Giving break Sammy's she.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Hates that worry about because now you're gonna get stocked.
So what's gonna happen now? In your mind? What happens now?

Speaker 10 (57:31):
Yeah, they'll now become obsessed with her and hunt her
down obviously.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Okay, but they're already obsessed with her.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
She just gets Is that your legitimate concern?

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Yeah, I think you make fun. You think they're gonna
they're gonna hunt her down.

Speaker 11 (57:43):
Because they got a care they do, Because I think
that people who want this kind of stuff are kind
of just looking for anybody to say yes and do it,
and then they'll their obsession will become with you.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
Like that's the connection that I want.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
It's called a steady customer. Yeah, that's smart, right, Yeah,
satisfaction ROI Yeah, I'm just.

Speaker 5 (58:05):
Up and over the moon every I'm.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
So excited, you know, good for you. Yeah, that's the
easiest money. This is again a man will never have
an opportunity to do that.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
I'm so lucky. Ever, it's true.

Speaker 14 (58:19):
And my jeers other than quoting the socks too low,
I got custom Christmas cards printed or holiday card excuse
me to give out as gifts this season.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
And they're really fun. You're going to love them. But
why do they cost sixty.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
Dollars for cars? They are so expense.

Speaker 14 (58:34):
And I used a fifty or cupeon or whatever, so
it was only like twenty seven The.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Cards that people send out like their family. Yeah, yeah,
like how.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Much are They're very expensive?

Speaker 5 (58:44):
They are so expensive.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
I got twenty of them.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Because if you don't get if you get on like
the card stock O the I got the cheapest version
do that.

Speaker 7 (58:52):
I got online? Yeah, okay, because if you like Staples.
It's way cheap.

Speaker 11 (58:57):
Yeah, there's options at another but I I've fallen for
this a thousand times.

Speaker 14 (59:01):
But I think I fell for the fifty percent and
it's still dumb. So anyways, I hope you enjoyed the cards,
because that's all y'all are.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Getting, all right, Like, this card is your gift?

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Yeah, exactly, I love it.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Oh yeah, don't put the return address on the socks.
Oh yeah no, don't even mail it from your post office.
Oh no no.

Speaker 14 (59:22):
I was even going to get a PO box at
once some point, but those.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Costs too much money.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Yeah, just put work.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Fine, you are stressed Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Does Sea Beast list this address here at the radio
station as his personal address?

Speaker 4 (59:34):
Yeah? Really?

Speaker 10 (59:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (59:35):
Everything he getsy of people that want to murder him address.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Well, congratulations on the new business. You're a business owner support.
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
Empire, you're an LLC.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
I know, all right? More, what shows coming up? Hang,
I'm not wearing a helmet. It's not gonna wear a helmet,
like straight up, you guys are idiots. What do you show.

Speaker 15 (01:00:02):
The show?

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
I hope everybody had a nice Thanksgiving. Yes, today is
the last day for leftovers by the way.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Oh yeah, I know it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Thanksgiving was Thursday. Throw out your leftover's day was Saturday.
But technically today is the last day to eat those leftovers,
because most foods can last four days in the fridge.
After that, that's when you that's when you're risking. I mean,
you could do whatever you want, but that's that's when
you that's when you seriously start to risk food poison.

(01:00:37):
Anybody who's had foods food poison can tell you it blows.
It blows.

Speaker 9 (01:00:41):
Every time I've had food poison has not been from leftovers.
I'll say that, go ahead, risk it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Lose all that things.

Speaker 7 (01:00:48):
I don't even wait, I don't even have leftovers at
the house stept for pumpkin pie.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
I feel the same way about you know, people say
don't eat rock cookie dough. You know how much rock
cookie dough. I've eaten chocolate chip cookie dough, just straight
out of the those breaking bakes. Sometimes they don't even
get baked.

Speaker 7 (01:01:05):
They just break them, and I eat them because they
don't want you to eat it exactly, losers. Yeah, it's
urban myths.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
It's fine.

Speaker 9 (01:01:11):
You got anything you're worried about, nuke it till it's
you know, on, you know, glowing, and you'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Yeah, but you're talking about the left dover. Yeah, not
for that. It doesn't work for the cookie dough. Oh no,
you just eat by the fish, that's obvious. Yeah. Yeah,
but it technically is last day for the for the leftovers.
Another example of how kids suck at the Macy's Thanksgiving
Day parade, Al Roker was talking to the Radio City Rockets.

(01:01:36):
Oh yeah, who had a surprise for this little girl
in the crowd. I have some some audio here, uh,
here we go. She had a little surprise for them.
Here we go anytime. This is Elliott.

Speaker 12 (01:01:48):
Hi, Elliott, today's your birthday, Happy birthday?

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
And how old seven? And are you excited to see
the rock Cats? Well, guess what, Ellie, We've got a
very special something for you. You've got a golden ticket.
You get to see that the Radio City Musical Lockouts.
Are you excited?

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
I knew that yesterday, did Yester?

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:02:11):
Yeah, already yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
That that used to be so awkward when the kids
were little and there'd be like a birthday or Christmas,
especially because they get gifts from all these different places
and they'd open up the gift from one of the
grandparents right in front of them, and go I already
had this one.

Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
Yeah, this is the one I wanted.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Yeah, shut up, say thank you and then we'll figure
it out.

Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
That one change it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:02:42):
I thought they were our business.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
No way, no way.

Speaker 7 (01:02:45):
Thought they were on their way out.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
Yes, I've seen.

Speaker 7 (01:02:51):
They were, like in Financial I swear I heard they're fine.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
I mean the Coast of Dance.

Speaker 10 (01:02:56):
I think that was a long time ago.

Speaker 11 (01:02:57):
There was a period of time where you know, they
were shaky there for a while, but they made a comeback.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Yeah, it's always the only time I've ever seen them
was that that Christmas Spectacular radio musical regular. Did they
perform outside of that?

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
And what do appearances? I'm sure yeah, if they get
invited to stuff, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Saying, but that's all they do is like that one
little brief run. I'm sure they did rocket to the
radio City Rockets. Maybe they have a touring production. Yeah,
I don't know. Let's go watch Ladies who Can Kick
really Hot for like an hour. It is a cool show.
I really like they're part of the show. It's not
the entire shows. No, I thought it was kicking it's

(01:03:34):
a medley of all these different Christmas stories.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
You know, ye, like they do the like Falling Soldiers.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
There's a little thing of the Nutcracker. There's a little
part of like say a Christmas Carol, there's a little
part of the I think this whole thing and yeah,
I didn't know that. I'm not there. The Christmas Spectator,
the Radio City Christmas Spectacular, and the Rockets are a
part of that. Do You're right? Like a whole two
hours of that would be like, all right, we get it.

(01:04:01):
You can kick.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
They're over one hundred years old, Yeah they are.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
They look great. Yeah, and they're so limber.

Speaker 19 (01:04:09):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Yeah, they look to what's their secret? Cheers and jeers?

Speaker 9 (01:04:13):
Sea bass Well, I would like to give a honest
cheer to iHeartRadio. I've crapped on them many times for
many stupid things, but I was legitimately impressed about their
new slogan. I thought it was smart, simple to the
point of the time, their new slogan guaranteed human because
I started hearing it on different stations.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Yeah, we got about ten emails about it, and.

Speaker 9 (01:04:34):
I didn't I didn't even see the emails because we
delete those instantly. When we get those again back to
how we usually crap on them. But this was I
was legitimately impressed when I started hearing this different different stations,
like oh, that's perfect, that's that's exactly what people want nowadays,
and we just whoever did that, kudos to you, Cheers
to you.

Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
That was smart and a.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Good keep them to make a joke. Yeah, I told you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
I preface this by saying.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
No, I know, but that since one is that matter.

Speaker 9 (01:04:57):
I was legitimately impressed, like, oh that's it's two words,
super simple, but so appropriate and perfect for this time.

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
So way to go.

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
iHeartRadio advertising geniuses. Wow your jeers ism that I texted
you on Thanksgiving said happy Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Well, Medis knows.

Speaker 7 (01:05:15):
I thought he was trolling me. No, But then also
something really cool happened. They did a six sixty second doctor.

Speaker 9 (01:05:21):
Okay, so there's a there's an online thing called sixty
second Docks and it's just awesome. They go around, they
find interesting people and they produce a what it says,
a sixty second documentary about that person. And I guess
Menas caught that in one of his social feeds, and
I appreciate that menace.

Speaker 7 (01:05:33):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 9 (01:05:34):
I did have a sixty second doc made about me
two and a half years ago, and so so I
appreciate that years ago. Yeah, but they reposted. But that's
okay because these are sixty seconds you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Can just keep you never heard about that? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:05:46):
For cartners, Yeah, yeah, of course naturally, not for crapping
in the shower.

Speaker 7 (01:05:52):
Having bought one. I thought it was new.

Speaker 9 (01:05:56):
No, but see that's it's it's great. They do have
a really good Cheers to them because they have a
really good business model. I guess is it's it's it's
not timely, it's very as they call it in the business, longer,
evergreen or long tail, meaning it can it can, you
can put it up any time, and it's always interesting
to a new audience, which in this case was menace.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Yeah, so's the well, if you haven't seen it, you
haven't heard it, it's new to you.

Speaker 9 (01:06:17):
Yeah, I mean if you but if you've heard the
Woody Show, it's not new to you because there's all
the stuff we talk about.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
All the time. But uh so I think you menis
that's realms to say.

Speaker 9 (01:06:24):
So jeers however, to every not just Lane Kiffin, but
everybody involved, the fans, that the Old Miss fans LSU
fans h Lane Kiffin himself. If you're not familiar over
the weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
He uh, he's not a big deal, like twelve million
bucks a year.

Speaker 9 (01:06:39):
Right, So, and this was known that he was going
to be leaving the Old Miss Rebels and going to
the LSU thunder Tigers and uh.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
And but he did it before the playoffs even start,
which is kind of his thing.

Speaker 9 (01:06:50):
He he's he's been He dips out of jobs or
gets fired from jobs at the last minute, or it
gets fired because they know he's going to leave at
the last minute. So I don't blame him for taking
a great job with a great pay pay check maybe
wait a little longer, but I do blame Lane Kiffin
for you may have seen there's a clip of where
some some kid young you're young college student had a
podcast and he was saying about lane Kiff and knowing
this was going to happen, said you can't you can't

(01:07:12):
turn a hoe into a housewife. Yeah, this is Lane
Kiffin's jobs at the last second, or his players high
and dry or whatever. You know, he doesn't do what
would have killed you to wait six weeks. You know
that sort of thing. He's done this over and over again,
and Lane not only knew of this, this young man
found him on the field because I guess this guy
is a press pass and there's a video of this.

(01:07:33):
He's walked up to the kid. He's got you know,
three or four state troomers behind him. You want to
come call me a ho? You come do it over here?
Immediately runs away from the kid behind three or four cars,
big tough. What a pussy the kid? I mean, I'll
give him, i'llive him credit. He's probably only twenty two
years old. He should said, oh yeah, sorry, Ho, I
got some more questions for you. He didn't say that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
I know he would have been a god, but he's young.
Is you know?

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Next time?

Speaker 7 (01:07:55):
Not quick with a jerk store moment?

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Yeah? Like, oh sure right where over here? You go there? Yeah,
you can't turn Hoe into a housewife?

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
Yeah yeah, perfect analogy by the kid.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
But then, because what's he gonna do? What's Lane kifing?
You just got a twelve million dollars a year offer.
Depending what you're gonna say it like, it's gonna be over.

Speaker 9 (01:08:14):
You're gonna lose them, but and another more years the
pilot Lane Kiffin because his statement after much thought and
prayer and talking to.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
And by the way, yeah, the gears also to.

Speaker 9 (01:08:25):
The ole miss fans who who went out to the
private airport or wherever he's getting on his plane not piloted
by what he I don't believe.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
And they're they're booing him through that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
You're flipping them off through the Hey, losers, it's college football.
You do everybody involved is I'm sure over the age
of thirty. What about the whole transfer portal and stuff
like that on the NIL dills and stuff like that's
the players. I'm emphis that the same thing goes for
whoever's involved, the coaches, players involved. Why can't they do
the same thing? Right?

Speaker 9 (01:08:53):
Yeah, Well, the thing is, I think they're gonna start
and a lot of people have said that the Lane
Kiffins of the world will make it so that the
contracts will now have essentially a transfer portal claws in
it where you have a certain period of time where
you can leave you can't leave us at before the
college playoffs or a bowl game or whatever. Because a
lot of the NIL dealers have that in there now too,
because because the kids who if you're a really good
college football player. You're sitting out a meaningless bowl game

(01:09:14):
because you don't want to get hurt. But a lot
of those and I contracts have that in there here
you need to play X y Z and it's pro
rated somehow. So jeers to everyone involved with Lane Kiff.
And that was just a mess on all counts.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
All right, Sammy cheers and jeers my cheers.

Speaker 10 (01:09:29):
It's basically just too holiday stuff in general.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
This is talk about super Bowl.

Speaker 5 (01:09:37):
Yeah, did so many things.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
The whole year revolves around this season.

Speaker 11 (01:09:41):
Helt cook Thanksgiving dinner, made pies.

Speaker 10 (01:09:45):
Everything was delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Yeah, she's practicing her domestic skills now that she's got
this boyfriend practicing.

Speaker 10 (01:09:50):
I have domestic skills.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
She's warming up for next year.

Speaker 4 (01:09:58):
This time we'll have our.

Speaker 10 (01:10:01):
And we went on like a Christmas train and.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Had the whole kaboos. Actually it was fun.

Speaker 11 (01:10:07):
And they give you a little books to see Christmas
carols and they.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Give you a little.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
Oh.

Speaker 10 (01:10:12):
I didn't make him. It was with his entire family.

Speaker 5 (01:10:16):
They do every year, and.

Speaker 11 (01:10:18):
So rented out the whole kaboos and of this Christmas
train thing and there's lights and there's Santa comes on
board and walks through and says, I, yeah, it was
great Santa Santa, and his suit is so nice.

Speaker 10 (01:10:30):
I've closed you guys, this very nice.

Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
And we cut.

Speaker 10 (01:10:36):
Down our own Christmas tree really in the forest. I mean,
you got a permit and you know to do the
whole thing. But I mean I didn't cut it down.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
I walked.

Speaker 10 (01:10:45):
It was still in elevation, which is hard, by the way.

Speaker 7 (01:10:48):
So this is his family's cottage or whatever in the
mountains or where.

Speaker 10 (01:10:51):
Was this, Yes, that is where it was.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Yeah, it was so fun.

Speaker 11 (01:10:56):
So him and his brother in law cut down trees
for the whole family. We had four or five of them,
and it was I had never done that before, and
it's harder than you would think to go out do it.
They went out to pick one out because you go
to a tree lot and most of the trees are
decently perfect and you're like, okay, yeah, this one's nice

(01:11:17):
of you go out into the forest.

Speaker 10 (01:11:19):
No, they're they are all lop sided. Yeah, they're yanky, they.

Speaker 11 (01:11:23):
Are not great, and you're like, I don't know, I
guess this one. And then it's a lot of work
for a mediocre tree.

Speaker 10 (01:11:29):
But it was still fun.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
It's so old tiny.

Speaker 11 (01:11:37):
Because because it's so cold and there's snow out that there's.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
No one they come back to the cheers the holiday stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:11:52):
We had a permit and cheers.

Speaker 11 (01:11:56):
It's to the animals because we had a long drive
to the house of the mountains and steam. But Lilly's
cat was meowing for like two hours straight because it's
so windy and animals can't get their footing.

Speaker 10 (01:12:08):
Oh yeah, and the dog, and so with my with.

Speaker 11 (01:12:11):
My dog, she was whenever we travel, I give her
more people food than I ever normally would because she
won't eat anything, and I'm like, well, here's some burger, here,
some fries.

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
It's typically fine in the car.

Speaker 10 (01:12:23):
Last night, yeah, well, then she had diarrhea.

Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
She was dry heaving all night.

Speaker 10 (01:12:29):
I thought that she was going to vomit, but then
she never.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Actually, it's a good idea. The only time I give
them people food is when we're going to be in
the car for long time. That'll make it better. Someone
didn't use their brain.

Speaker 10 (01:12:40):
Yeah, usually she's usually fine. I've done it before, but
dry heaving all night.

Speaker 11 (01:12:43):
I felt so bad. But then of course I'm waking
up all night in a panic, running to wherever she is,
thinking she's gonna vomit and then nothing comes out. But
it was not a fun drive back and sleepless night.

Speaker 6 (01:12:54):
Here's some milkshake, never eats, very delicate system in some onions,
and there's an arbecue.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Just like the cats on the Point SETI or whatever exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
They love those.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Yeah, they're really they're really good for cats. Yeah yeah,
eight seven seven forty four. What you make him watch
any Hallmark movies?

Speaker 10 (01:13:16):
Or I didn't make him.

Speaker 8 (01:13:17):
He liked watching it, says.

Speaker 7 (01:13:20):
That early in the relationship, I loved watching everything.

Speaker 10 (01:13:24):
He's either p wefter game, the Christmas and surviving Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Cat's a red flag, there's a there's a There's a
friend of mine and I was texting him yesterday because
he is a Bills fan, of course a Steelers fan.
I knew they were going to get their ass kick
going into that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
Game, like even enter that conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Yeah, anyway, and so you know, he goes, what happened
to Aaron Rodgers? I'm like, dude, where the hell are
you goes? Oh, I I was in the house. I
missed part of the second half. What what are you
talking about?

Speaker 21 (01:13:52):
This?

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
He lives for Bills football. He goes in laws are here,
so I have to play nice with the wife. Three
days left. I said, you've been married to long to
still be playing that game.

Speaker 7 (01:14:01):
Isn't that guy like fifty something?

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
Yeah, what's he doing? I've been married forever. Like their
kids are out of college. My mom loves it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
My dad watches football because he just goes away and
doesn't right, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
You know, the wife is there with her parents. You
have to be there for every second of that forever
and for a week's long visit. No. No, I can't
imagine a world where I would sign up for that,
And why would you make that for the three hours
I want to go watch the football game to feel
the the obligation to hang around m Like, hell, no,

(01:14:32):
that is. But that's I'm saying. Like, at some point
he's going to stop sending his representative. Well, you're going
to realize that he doesn't really enjoy the Hallmark movies
as much as he said he did.

Speaker 11 (01:14:42):
No, he doesn't like the Hallmark movies, but he does
like Christmas movies.

Speaker 10 (01:14:45):
So we watched Christmas movies.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Okay, yeah, eight seven seven h up of the text
over to two two nine eighty seven menace word of
the day. Yeah, we're gonna add another words menaces vocabulary.

Speaker 22 (01:14:58):
Maybe men's gonna learn a new word, you guys, we'll try, Yeah,
menace word of the days.

Speaker 7 (01:15:10):
I don't know if I've learned any new ones lately.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
I'm trying to think, what's your favorite word right now? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:15:17):
Still that's just for legal purposes. Uh yeah, late is
coming back ironically.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Yeah yeah, but oh I saw something menace true or
false that the they say the sneaker game is dead.

Speaker 7 (01:15:32):
Yeah, it's pretty dead right now.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Like you know how people are going crazy for shoes forever.
Uh huh, and they're markets dead.

Speaker 7 (01:15:40):
They're down bad. Well, Nike is like not doing good people.
Nike's not hot right now.

Speaker 15 (01:15:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:15:46):
And then so all the resellers are just they have
this oversource and they're not able to sell anything.

Speaker 11 (01:15:51):
Oh yeah, I heard the Air Force ones are the
new dad shoes.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
That's been that way.

Speaker 23 (01:15:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:15:56):
Well Nike in general has become like the new dad shoe.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Yeah. So I'm always so behind on all that stuff.
So I was wearing those like little like not no
show socks, but like quarter socks, and then those are
dad socks. Oh okay, all right or whatever. And then
Now it's like, all of a sudden, I see people like,
oh no, there are those are hot again. I'm like, oh, okay, yeah,
so now that I'm not wearing them, not, you know, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
There.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Yeah. And then and then I remember back God, it
was like maybe two thousand and five, two thousand and six,
I found this like great pair of New Balance that
I love. Those are dad shoes, and then I got ripped.
Yeahn't care, but again like I'm not I'm not buying
them because yeah, I just found them, like, oh these
are cool. I like these Where I'm it seems like

(01:16:45):
anything I buy immediately becomes oh, that's that's dad socks,
that's dad shoes. Yeah right, yeah, so I'm the poison
I believe too to this stuff. Now New Balance are
super hot again. My kids are asking for New Balance. Yeah,
I've been buying these Nike shoes. Now Nikes are out,
I mean they are still buying Nikes, Like I love these.

(01:17:06):
I love these Nikes, like these ones I got I
bought like three different colors. Yeah, they're called Cities. Oh
they got like a gor Tech trek on the bottom
kind of yeah. But they're they're super they're they're super comfortable.

Speaker 7 (01:17:19):
For any terrain.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
You're gonna have to throw them all away now, I'm
gonna have to get rid of them.

Speaker 7 (01:17:24):
Yeah, but the resale game is not doing well, so.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Isn't that Yeah, people aren't paying like these crazy prices
for Remember how people are going nuts for yeasies, Greg
and some of these Jordan's for like including somebody.

Speaker 7 (01:17:38):
As crazy as he is and horrible person he is, Kanye,
he made a pretty comfortable shoe.

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
Look like foot cast.

Speaker 7 (01:17:48):
It was like it was like the most comfortable shoe
ever I looked.

Speaker 9 (01:17:53):
I looked down on easy wears now for a different
reason than I used to. Like I look at him
now it's like, oh, you can't afford the new things. Okay,
you're following the trends, you're an idiot, but now, oh
you poor oled.

Speaker 7 (01:18:01):
So that's why they're not But the yeah easies, I
gave them all away.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
So I don't have good man.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
So is it just like the stock x the resale
market down that that's what's dead, or like people just
don't have any interest in like sneakers anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:18:16):
Well, what I was about to say is the exclusivity
of having the shoe is gone because they just started
reissuing them and then so it wasn't like hard to
get anymore, Like you would pay six hundred and fifty
dollars for a shoe that you think that you couldn't
get anymore, and then a year and a half later
Nike reissues.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
So kind of smart by Nike them because what they
don't they're not interested in the resale market. What do
they care about the resale market? They don't want because
they don't get that money, right, So if they can
dilute it by taking a reissuing a shoe that people
are paying exactly seven hundred bucks for, Yeah, and just
and that kills it.

Speaker 9 (01:18:54):
It's almost as if the demand was artificial the entire time. Yeah,
as all, as if none of this fell.

Speaker 7 (01:18:59):
I mean, of course, I mean it's Nike. They'll be
down for a while, but they'll come back with.

Speaker 9 (01:19:05):
Is it because everyone's buying La Boo Boo's now menas?

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
No? No, no, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:19:09):
I mean we'll see where Steph Curry goes too, because
he's not under under armour anymore, so we'll see if
he if he's signed and.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
I saw the commercial man, he doesn't, he doesn't change.
You gotta see that commercial runs during football like crazy.
It's for a cell phone. I don't even know it's.

Speaker 24 (01:19:27):
Team.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
I've had the same coach. I've never switched my number.

Speaker 7 (01:19:32):
So it takes a lot for me to switch switch
his shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Yeah, all right, so menace, word of the day. We
have that word of the day calendar. We give a
menace a page calendar. She's got today's word's got the
renunciation guy out there forum's got the definition and it's
being used in the sentence. Menace will try to give
us his best shot at the pronunciation of the word,
and then we'll move on so we could tell us
what it is, what it means, and how to use it.

(01:19:57):
Menace want today's word of the day.

Speaker 7 (01:20:00):
Uh, preparatory Not.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
For those listening, I'll spell it for you. P E
R p e r E M p t O r y.

Speaker 7 (01:20:11):
That was because he said a real word almost pretty much.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
What did she say?

Speaker 7 (01:20:15):
It was preparatory, prematory, Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Pre preremitory, pregrematory, No preaparatory.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Well you keep saying pre but the first three letters
are per p e r instead of pre.

Speaker 6 (01:20:38):
But you keep saying reparatory and then you're missing a
letter there, you almost had.

Speaker 7 (01:20:43):
It, uh uh, pre ematory.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Back to about what he said, Yeah, you keep saying
pre in the first three letters are p E R,
which per.

Speaker 7 (01:20:57):
Emparatory, pemponatory lost.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
I think it's as close as he's gonna get, because
you heard because that that last attempt right there would
be him sounding sounding it out.

Speaker 7 (01:21:10):
Have I heard this word before?

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
I don't think. I doubt it's been.

Speaker 9 (01:21:14):
It's been broadcast around you, but like many things, it's
it's not retained.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
I don't think so.

Speaker 7 (01:21:19):
All right, anybody want to share with.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
This Gregry word if it was, Oh yeah, Greg, peremptory, what.

Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
One more time?

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Peremptory, peremptory, peremptremptory.

Speaker 7 (01:21:34):
Never heard of that one peremptory.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
I've heard it. I couldn't tell you, honestly, couldn't tell
you what it means. Peremp I've heard the word, couldn't
tell you, perhaps to use it in a sentence. I'm
looking to learn.

Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
We're going to listen from all right, In a sense,
having the expectation we get through the definition first, Oh,
definition sorry is the definition sorry, having the expectation of
the immediate and complete absence, or to be obeyed with

(01:22:05):
without explanation.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
So the word just use.

Speaker 25 (01:22:07):
You said absence, and it's spelled obedience, okay, obedience or
to be obs uh obeyed within explanation, all right, without
expect a little.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
I read it's fine. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:22:22):
Categorized by often uh impetus of or arrogant self abstinence,
god self assurance.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Okay, there we go, all right, So characterized by often.

Speaker 7 (01:22:41):
What characterized by often imperious import importance I don't know,
or arrogant and self assurance.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
You keep saying absence assurance, self assurance, all right, okay,
Definition number three three.

Speaker 7 (01:23:02):
Three okay, inactive of attitude or nature haunted.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Yative, not in active, it's indicative, indicative. How you add
so many letters that aren't there?

Speaker 7 (01:23:18):
Of nature and hantity hauntityty virus.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
There's there's no du got it?

Speaker 13 (01:23:30):
Do?

Speaker 19 (01:23:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:23:31):
Yeah, haftyty that's closer. You got it?

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
All right? Nailed it. It's like naughty but with an age.

Speaker 7 (01:23:38):
Yeah yeah. Say the word again, no, no, no, the
word peremptory, peremptory okay, all right, use it a sentence.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Still, don't even understand what it means?

Speaker 7 (01:23:49):
Okay. The average citizens surveys the bathroom for an absolute
destination to vomit fifteen drinks, and choose to choose the
toilet as the expremarily extreminary replance replicants of menaces on

(01:24:14):
or on orthodox stomach, through issues primarily orders to.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
Okay, I got it, all right, you go, Greg, why
don't you give it one more shot? You almost had it,
almost give menace? Give it one more shot, and then Greg,
you follow up with how it actually?

Speaker 7 (01:24:36):
The average citizen surveys the bathroom for an amptitude destination
to to vomit uh to fifteen drinks, and choose the
toilet as the x explaminary repplements menace unorthodox stomach, though
issues permanent orders to amend the sink more than permanent

(01:25:01):
orders to amend the saint.

Speaker 4 (01:25:03):
I feel like I'm having a stroke just by hearing it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
Okay, it's fascinating. Great. There is a word in this
sentence I've not heard before.

Speaker 7 (01:25:12):
All right, is it apos apostaate?

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:25:18):
The average citizen surveys the bathroom for an opposit destination
to vomit up.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
Oh, opposite. That's the word I've never heard before.

Speaker 15 (01:25:25):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:25:26):
Great.

Speaker 6 (01:25:26):
The average citizen surveys the bathroom for an opposite destination
to vomit up fifteen drinks, and chooses the toilet as
the exemplary receptacle. Menace is unorthodox. Stomach, though issues peremptory
orders to aim for the sink.

Speaker 9 (01:25:42):
Got it okay, meaning like immediately right now, let's do this.
This is the final let's go, go go.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Yeah, and that's a that's I was transcribed from a
conversation from National Public Radio, April of twenty twenty four.

Speaker 5 (01:25:53):
That makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
Yeah, yeah, that's heard it before, where it was, where
it was discussed.

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
Great, So you with peremptory, me with opposite were total equals.
Men's word of the day, ladies and gentlemen. Dumb ass.
All right now, something tells me this will not be absorbed.
Somebody tells me this word fell in a very uh
non poor surface and it's just gonna rinse right down
into the wash. All right. More when it shows next,

(01:26:22):
timetologisogy and it's seasonology Woody show, the show Manus. You know,
never got your cheers and jeers.

Speaker 7 (01:26:38):
Oh well my cheers for sure. Was going to f
one Las Vegas.

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
You know I got that.

Speaker 7 (01:26:45):
I got that special like VIP pass from our friends at.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
The birthday month.

Speaker 7 (01:26:50):
Yeah, for the birthday month. Yeah, at the Peterson Automotive Museum. Yeah,
but dude, it ruled and it was just like it
was like four levels of just like VIP stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:27:02):
Mark Wahlberg was there, Orlando Bloom was there, Gordon Ramsey,
jay Z, Beyonce. The racing was incredible. Max for Sappin
of the Red Bull team just like killed it off
the like the first turn and just won. And he's
had like this huge comeback season. He's been like the
reigning champion for the past like four seasons, but he

(01:27:22):
was down bad, like one hundred points in the middle
of this season. Everyone's like, oh, it's a rap for him.
But he's been like climbing back like crazy. So and
this past race that just happened in Qatar, cutter however
you'd like to say it, he just won again and
now so like this very last race is just gonna
be like Gangbusters for the for the f one you

(01:27:43):
can tell. Yeah, I saw Beyonce. Also, the food stations
by the way NonStop.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Geez.

Speaker 7 (01:27:56):
But yeah, the food was incredible, The act was incredible.
I got to talk to Max for sap In, uh
Yuki and uh Sonoda and like, yeah, it was just
cool just be around all the drivers in like all
their garages and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
Like you said, you're like a driver groupie.

Speaker 7 (01:28:12):
Now, Uh yeah, maybe I don't know. I was like,
at least I know who who the drivers are when
I see them.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Yeah, so you get like overly excited. I got the
jump because remember when I met what's his name from
Prince's Bride carry Always Carry Face, I freaked him out
because I was so excited, Like, oh my god. Prince
is probably one of my favorite movies, The Man in Black,
and he's like he turned off by the.

Speaker 7 (01:28:34):
Yeah, it reminds me like it reminds me of like
early two thousands Coachella, where there would be the VIP
space and like all the like the celebrities and like
the common folks would be together before Coachella built like
some back stage area where that's where all the celebrities.

Speaker 4 (01:28:52):
Did they did they say, Hey, you're gonna make it,
little buddy, we believe in you.

Speaker 7 (01:28:54):
Yeah I know, but now it's just like, yeah, all
the drivers and all the celebrities and like all the
fans are just all together in like one space and
it's really cool and used to interact with everybody. Jeers
my jeers is I try to take advantage of some
Black Friday sales and clothing wise, and I want I
really wanted to buy a pair of shoes and they
just didn't have my size because I didn't go on

(01:29:16):
actual Black Friday because it was just like insane, like
people say that Black Friday is over, I don't know
in like certain areas like like.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
Multi anybody talking about it. Nobody.

Speaker 7 (01:29:28):
I drove by this outlet mall and the line, the
parking line just to get in was easily two miles long.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
You gotta go to the right place.

Speaker 9 (01:29:38):
Yeah, you got to like a random best bite doesn't
have the people you know killing each other anymore, but you.

Speaker 7 (01:29:42):
But it starts to come back a little bit because
then there was like these target gift back giveaways for
the first couple of people in there that honestly didn't
go over very well because it was full of garbage.
But do you know who did kill it was Low's.
Low's had this like first fifty people that lined up,
they had these buckets and in one of the buckets, yes,
somebody one two grand.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
So that was oh yeah that Yeah. So then I
saw another video because there was a lot of these
two where people are calling out the places that have
the fake Black Friday or the holiday day all everybody. Yeah,
and so it's like, oh, here we are at home
depots where they were yeah, yeah, their home depot. He's like,
oh look Black Friday special one five, and he lifted
up the sign underneath it's the same price.

Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
Yeah, they'll just inflate it for a few days and
bring it back.

Speaker 26 (01:30:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
There was one from Target where they had these Christmas
trees on sales like normally one forty five now one
twenty three ninety nine, and he there's like a little
piece of white tape that's printed on the box that
they would like peel those off, and it's said one
hundred and twenty dollars. So the price printed on the
box off was even lower than their quote special price. Yeah,

(01:30:49):
a phony.

Speaker 7 (01:30:50):
You definitely have to keep an eye on it. I
am probably gonna pull the trigger today on that Ninja
Crispy though it's down Ninja Crisp at Costco down to
like one twenty watches on. Yeah, that was like the cheapest.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
This is like a clear air for yeah, oh yeah,
with a clear lid.

Speaker 4 (01:31:08):
Hey, my mom has it. She loves it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
Yeah, cheers and jeers Gina Grad.

Speaker 4 (01:31:12):
Well, big cheers to just the notion of taking a
trip with another family. That's nothing I'd ever done before
in my life. And I don't know if you know this,
but my husband and my kid and I may or
may not have stowed away on Woody's family vacation and
it rolled.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
Yeah, we had. We had this cruise booked for over
a year and originally it was supposed to be my
in laws that were going with us, So I booked
them like a room and then we had our room right,
and then the last minute they pulled. They paid out
of the whole thing, thank you. So I'll pulled out.
And then checked with my dad and stepmom. They couldn't go.

(01:31:51):
They're out of vacation days. Checked with my mom and
my stepdad, medical stuff going on. Can't make it. But
like so we call Royal Caribbean. We were four days
past to cut off to where we could have gotten
a full credit toward our next cruise, which is also
already booked.

Speaker 9 (01:32:04):
It's easy to cancel when he didn't pay for I
guess what's that? So it's easy to cancel and he
didn't pay.

Speaker 2 (01:32:08):
For Yeah, they don't care. Yeah, they don't care. Yeah,
so anyway I would have been out like this crazy
amount of money that I was just given to Royal Caribbean.
Hell no, I'm not doing that. Like, so we decided like, oh,
we'll bring somebody, but you know, we're traveling with the kids.
We have a lot of like party friends were like, man,
not necessarily appropriate with with the kids. And so you

(01:32:30):
know Gina and her husband and her step son. My
wife said, well what about them? I like that'd be fun,
and so they.

Speaker 4 (01:32:38):
Accepted Benitat're like, yes, let me check my personal stuff.
So but I've never done so you know when they say,
like why take kids anywhere because they're just being ungrateful
in a new city, it is so amazing when you
take a kid somewhere and there's other kids to play with.
My husband and I were on our own. Yeah, we chilled,

(01:33:00):
Me and Jen hanging out just having a ball. Where
are the kids? No, No, don't care. Do you know
when to be back? What get my problem? It was
a game changing, eye opening experience.

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
I think it was good for your husband too. Oh yeah,
because your husband is kind of a helicopter file he is,
and this was like a big thing for him to
like not chill, like be over top of your steps
on every ten seconds.

Speaker 4 (01:33:23):
Well you saw it on the first day, Oh yeah,
And he was like, I don't know about this, and
I think he got tear pressured into allowing.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
You then and then he saw how great it was.

Speaker 4 (01:33:31):
The best jeers to Okay, I put on a little
weight over the last week, and I could, I mean
nothing fit. I mean this, the food never stopped. You
could order twenty four hours a day. We ate twenty
four hours a day. And I just googled just to
see where I kind of fell in the spectrum of
what you can gain. I asked, what is the maximum

(01:33:52):
amount you can gain in a week? Google said four
pounds four pounds? I eat that. I beat that by
three and a half pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
That is that actual weight or is that like a
combination of like uh water water weights call it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:09):
I drained the tank at Sea World done because you.

Speaker 7 (01:34:11):
Can easily do ten.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
Ten pounds ten real pounds. I don't think that's possible.

Speaker 9 (01:34:20):
Two pounds eight because technically a pound is what thirty
six hundred calories, you'd be eating an excess of thirty
six It did.

Speaker 2 (01:34:28):
Did that's for one pounds, no problem, by ten and we.

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
Walked a lot, but it was no match for the food.
So yeah, I pretty much doubled what Google said is possible.
Thank you very much. Good about that. But it was
worth it. Every second of it was worth it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:44):
Yeah, it's fun. We started traveling when we go to
Mexico with a couple of groups of friends and that's fantastic.
Yeah that's no kids though, that's no even more fantastical.
Crect great. The cruise is great, Like the cruising thing
is great with kids because they have all this independent
and he can just go off on their own.

Speaker 4 (01:35:02):
And you know, it was the game changer.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
And your step son's ten. My kids are sixteen and thirteen.

Speaker 4 (01:35:07):
So it's a perfect perfect that the seea bye, take
care right, seeing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
Dinner, maybe see what life is like that it's awesome.
Height seven seven forty four. Woodie hit us up of
the text over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 18 (01:35:21):
He puts the G in Garcia, so call sports within
Jeff Garcia.

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
Hey, happy money to you, Jeff G.

Speaker 23 (01:35:31):
Good morning and happy Monday, everybody. Let's start with the
NFL Chargers got to win yesterday versus the Raiders thirty
one to fourteen.

Speaker 7 (01:35:38):
Here's ye Tel on third down and he turns it
up field for a person out. Still going come on,
but tell till the SidD Hey.

Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
How's a touchdown?

Speaker 23 (01:35:48):
Bad news though for the Chargers. Justin Herbert has a
break in his non throwing hand. He's gonna have to
have surgery today. He shouldn't miss any time according to
Jim Harbaugh. But I have an idea, Justin Herbert, this
is the perfect opportunity to have Madison Beard dress up
in the nurse's uniform. Take advantage man hard just by
the Philadelphia Eagles next Monday Night. Moved on to the Rams.

(01:36:08):
They lost to the Panthers yesterday. Matthew Stafford had three turnovers.
Here's Rams coach Sean McVay.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
Give the Panthers credit.

Speaker 23 (01:36:15):
They did enough and then they made the place to
be able to win the football game.

Speaker 26 (01:36:18):
This is a disappointing day, but we're not gonna stay
in this moment for long.

Speaker 23 (01:36:22):
Good news for the Rams.

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
They're playing the Cardinals next week.

Speaker 23 (01:36:25):
NBA Lakers Big the Pelicans last night won thirty three
one twenty one, Luca had thirty four, Austin Reeves thirty three,
and shout out to DeAndre eight and twenty two points
and four blocks.

Speaker 7 (01:36:35):
No Lebron James last night.

Speaker 23 (01:36:37):
Lakers are home again tonight versus the Suns, Clippers, and Heat.
Also this afternoon from Miami at four thirty, College football
usc beat UCLA twenty nine to ten, hockey Ducks and
Blues today at five, and finally this morning. It doesn't
get much better than a man calling another man a hoe,
and that's exactly what happened. In a postgame interview. This
is the Browns Shelby Harris talking about the forty nine

(01:36:58):
ers Jawan Jennings and.

Speaker 19 (01:37:00):
I want that known, Like I'll see why you got
punched in the nuts. He says some things that you
should not say to another man ever, But like I
don't respect because you say that I didn't run behind
your old line. That's some real soft I see exactly
why they punched you in Nuts'm surprised nobody punched them
in the jaw.

Speaker 23 (01:37:14):
That's on the male Rustmore FoST game interviews. Man, I'm
Jeff G and that's so can sports.

Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
Jeff the Woody show. You know, Uh, you had that
thing on Sunday where you kind of take a look
at the week ahead. Yeah, like, all right, that's what's
going on this week, just going on. I get that
going on. It's I pulled up the calendar on my phone.

(01:37:39):
I'm like, okay, I got the Oh my god, I
totally forgot, totally forgot. And I've been doing this for
the last couple of weeks where it's like I get
reminded and then you completely forget again. Friday is when
Menace and I are leaving for Dubai. I keep forgetting
you just forgot. Yeah, I haven't forgotten for one second.
Oh my god, that's this week coming up. To be honest.

(01:38:01):
Weekend trip to Dubai happens Friday. We're leaving Friday, We'll
be back on Sunday. Same.

Speaker 7 (01:38:06):
I keep forgetting, Like, oh yeah, yeah, I go to
Bye on Friday for a couple of hours.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
Right, I forget exactly how long we're on the ground,
eight eight hours, nine hours something like that.

Speaker 7 (01:38:18):
I mean we land at seven thirty, and I think
our flight that five morning is at eight thirty.

Speaker 9 (01:38:25):
Okay, so you got good after after customs maybe ten hours?

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Yeah, plus customs up early that would insinuate that you're leaving.

Speaker 4 (01:38:34):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 9 (01:38:35):
I think they still make you go at least through customers.
Technically you're entering their country.

Speaker 7 (01:38:40):
I was talking to something last night and.

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
How many how many hours are you here for? Sir?
I'm going right to the Emirates last for fun. You
might get pulled aside. Would he be mad with you? Actually?

Speaker 9 (01:38:50):
Because I went to the Khamas one time for like
two days and they had me in the private room.
Why why were you a souse? I was by myself.
Why are you a solo traveler here for that short
of a time?

Speaker 7 (01:38:59):
Do you have?

Speaker 4 (01:39:00):
They searched all my stuff?

Speaker 7 (01:39:02):
You do fit the uh description you we're here for?

Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
We're here. We're going from America to Dubai for twelve hours.

Speaker 7 (01:39:09):
American idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
There is a video on our Instagram? Is there not
about the the weekend trip? Then we have something on there.
I'll be like dude's radio show here, Boom, this is
why we're here. Boom see this. Oh yeah, that's sure,
and that'll be it like radio show right this way?
Story it makes it makes the explanation very simple. We
thought it'd be crazy to do this trip, a sixteen

(01:39:31):
hour flight there and back in one weekend, and so
that's what we're here. They probably do deal with a
lot of do shut and I'm not interested in your country,
which is why you're not leaving the airport. Would you
let me take a tour of our archaeological Nope? Nope. Sure.
Do you have a panda express here experience our culture? Nope?
Perhaps a to borrow.

Speaker 7 (01:39:48):
So I did find out some information because I was
at a dinner last night and this guy who was
there happened to do like international like tax law stuff,
and he said that he stayed at the lounge that
you've that you're going to hang out at, and he
said it's like one of the best.

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
In the world. Nice.

Speaker 7 (01:40:07):
So he said, yeah, you'll have a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
That's it. That's what we're doing.

Speaker 9 (01:40:11):
And I know you guys have just had an unlimited
free champagne for sixteen hours, right, would you like to relax,
You're gonna lie down bed.

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
An update. We were talking about how you know the
shoe game is not what it used to be. The
resale market. Well, while we were gone, the UK government
announced this new ban that cracks down on the resale
ticket platforms, so for like concerts and things like that resale.
So they voted and now the resale of ticket strictly
for profit will be outlawed and banned. Finally, so lawmakers

(01:40:43):
they originally thought about capping the resale of the ticket
at thirty percent, but things have gotten so out of
control that now they say that any price listed for
more than what the ticket was originally purchased for is banned.
Good and on top of that, the fees that the
resale company they're also capped.

Speaker 4 (01:41:01):
So when does this start?

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Uh? I don't They've just voted on it. Good. I
want to supply it to every resale site and even
selling your tickets on social media.

Speaker 9 (01:41:10):
So you know this what happens with the government banned
things Greg, they go away completely. Everyone just says, oh okay,
I'll ignore the market prices.

Speaker 2 (01:41:17):
Well that's how it is here, but I'm not sure
how it works like in the UK, for example, they
actually follow through. They actually follow through with stuff there.
I don't know. Idea.

Speaker 9 (01:41:24):
Well, the thing, you can ban it till the cows
come home, but it's just going to drive and make
it more danger.

Speaker 7 (01:41:28):
It won't be as rampant, or it won't be as
in your face all created in the market for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:41:34):
Or is it kind of like when you see a
sign no guns in this store.

Speaker 7 (01:41:37):
OKR I won't well, or I think it will definitely
help the situation.

Speaker 11 (01:41:42):
Yeah, I think most scalpers are hiding behind a computer
and aren't actually going to go out and try and
sell them in front of the stadium.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
That's not that's what they used to do years ago, sure,
the old time.

Speaker 7 (01:41:53):
No, I'm not disagreeing with you that they're going to
find new ways, but it's just gonna I'll definitely limit it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:58):
I think if it's not going to be like wildfire
like it is now, instead of crying about the price,
now people will cry that they don't can't get a ticket, well,
too bad. Or if someone has like the price they're
getting from the underground ticket market, they could knock them
out to the police. Yeah, I'll check out that negotiation,
my scalp uy. So what would be the benefit of
if you had a ticket, say you paid fifty bucks
for it, and you put it on the site. You

(01:42:20):
can't charge more than fifty bucks, but then you got
to pay for the fees. I guess, so, like, you're
not going to recoup all the fifty bucks. You'll get
like fifty minus whatever the fees are from the resale site. Right, Yeah,
but I think even like they said, even those are
capped at a certain amount.

Speaker 24 (01:42:36):
Right.

Speaker 10 (01:42:36):
It is just to get your money back.

Speaker 4 (01:42:38):
If you can't go.

Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
A part of your money back you cause you can't
get it. I know bucks.

Speaker 11 (01:42:41):
Well, with Savannah Banana tickets, I had bought some. You
can't resell them anywhere. It's you're not allowed to, and
so I had to just try and find a friend
who wanted to take them and then pay me back
for the money. Otherwise I was just out all the
money for the tickets because I couldn't go, right, So
it's just to get your money back out.

Speaker 7 (01:42:57):
I mean, it's big business in America. I don't see
that happening anytime I'm saying, well.

Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
I mean you know, I'm yeah, they're not gonna yeah
they yeah, I'll we have we have I guess too
many partnerships.

Speaker 7 (01:43:08):
Yeah company.

Speaker 2 (01:43:10):
Every once in a while, I have to go, like,
you know what we talked about this recently, how how
just people people are willing to pay an insane amount
of money too, and we talked about like how like
in just even looking at inflation, the prices for a
was an outrageous Michael Jackson ticket in nineteen eighty five
would be a fifth.

Speaker 4 (01:43:27):
Or a tenth of the price of a Swift ticket today.

Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
Yea, yeah, yeah, Now if you are willing to pay that,
I don't see why you know that that's your decision.

Speaker 4 (01:43:35):
Yeah, you can't hate.

Speaker 2 (01:43:36):
Yeah, I'll understand when people complain about it's the people
that don't have the five hundred bucks to pay for
the ticket who end up making the most noise about
it because it's not quote fair to them. They should
be guaranteed the right to go. Like I get, you know,
the supply, not supply and demand, but like I just
the market. The market, I guess sets the standard or people.
There are so many things I don't have why I

(01:43:58):
can't afford them cry about it on Yeah, make true.
I've see a lot of these memes going around about
how black Rock like they'll go in, they'll purchase all
these homes in a neighborhood and then they'll sell it
to themselves for like I forget how much more over
what they so it artificially inflates the entire so it's
pricing people out.

Speaker 4 (01:44:18):
Corporations, So like I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:44:22):
So I would, uh, I would be in favor of
them making it so corporations can't buy single family homes,
Like that's the kind of thing because like, as as
a corporation, you're only doing that and it only does
price everybody out.

Speaker 4 (01:44:36):
And didn't they do that in Canada? They kind of
put a stop to a lot of that.

Speaker 2 (01:44:39):
Yeah, Like if I, if I can't like have a
home or do commercial business in a residentially zoned area,
why should corporations be allowed to buy single family homes
and sell it back to themselves and then artificially you see?
Like that doesn't make any sense to me. But the
ticket thing, I know, it's maybe a hypocritical I have
no idea. I just I've never been sympathetic to the

(01:45:01):
ticket thing. No, wait that rake up one morning and
realize I have the absolute right to go to Taylor Swim.

Speaker 4 (01:45:09):
But it's not about the right. It's that these bots
buy up all the tickets before whoever wants to get it.
You want to buy the.

Speaker 2 (01:45:17):
Ticket service somehow has an interest in that right.

Speaker 9 (01:45:19):
Oh sometimes yes, but the bot can't buy it if
they can't resell it for a lot of money.

Speaker 4 (01:45:24):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:45:25):
Well, yeah, and you're doing that today.

Speaker 7 (01:45:27):
You're creating the demand. That's why I want to work
at the Game Time app. I like that one because
even after the event starts, you can buy a ticket
and then the ticket prices starts.

Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
Drop it as goes. Yeah, yeah, I like Game Time
Food text us over to two to nine eighty seven.
Around the Cardon Arcs is coming up next to you, guys.
Adition agent Sebastian out there doing the work, trying to
get people to get those cards back to the corral
where they belong.

Speaker 4 (01:45:56):
It's that time of year, so I'm sure everybody will
be the super compliance.

Speaker 2 (01:45:58):
Oh wait, show, I can't tell you how many people
I hear from sea best to tell me you are
in their conscious when they're when they're at the store,
like family members of mine. That's good. They'll they'll tell
me like, hey, ever since Cardon arks, I know he's

(01:46:20):
not going to be here, but what Jeff, and these
are people they say, like, I always bring my cart back,
but I always look around to make sure somebody, if
they are looking, sees that I am putting.

Speaker 9 (01:46:30):
The cart back, and it's you know, it's it's the
same argument people have had for you know, eons about
higher powers, God and free will and doing right and
wrong as you Ultimately it should be within you. Are
you saying that you're God, I'm saying that I am
the pairing yourself on all whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (01:46:48):
To call it, A character is doing the right thing
when but I'll take that. I will take what he's
saying if that's the if it's the results of the
same I know a lot of people like that, man,
I'll say it. And we have a brand new round
of Cartinars cart.

Speaker 4 (01:47:00):
What You're Gonna Do, What You're gonna do when they
knocked on.

Speaker 2 (01:47:04):
You Cardnarks, Cardnark What You're Gonna do, What You're gonna.

Speaker 15 (01:47:08):
Do when they knock.

Speaker 2 (01:47:09):
On your Narks is filmed alongside the men and women
of Cardinarks Listed Discretion is advised, and a special holiday
edition of Cardinal.

Speaker 9 (01:47:18):
Yes, now that we are past Thanksgiving, it is now
officially okay and permissible to do Christmas stuff, not after
Halloween like some people would say, right, uh reed, And
I realized I haven't done this for years and years old.
Saint Narc has not made I think maybe twenty nineteen,
maybe Jesus.

Speaker 4 (01:47:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:47:35):
So what Old Saint Nark does is he greets people
with a joyful Christmas carol about returning your shopping cart
and sees if that helps, you know, oh nice, finds
the spirit inside of people. So what happened is two
ladies here. They had left their cart in like the
disabled walkway area, so like the hashed off area where
they don't want people to park or people to leave
garbage like carts in them. So the one old lady,

(01:47:56):
one old lady's in the car already, she's very old.
I wouldn't have busted her because she would got an
old lady exemption. But her I assumed daughter is with
her in the driver's side and she just dumps that cart,
like I said, handicap air walkway or whatever. So Old
saintan Arc approaches and sees if he can turn them around.

Speaker 24 (01:48:11):
On the second day of marks, miss the lazy Vaughns
left for me farm cart and the watch out, ma'am,
you got a car right there. Hi, you guys let
your cart there in the visibility area.

Speaker 5 (01:48:23):
Yeah, don't the car there?

Speaker 2 (01:48:25):
Well, how else what I've got you to stop.

Speaker 12 (01:48:27):
I don't get that.

Speaker 5 (01:48:28):
Don't take the car.

Speaker 24 (01:48:29):
I did because I had to get.

Speaker 2 (01:48:30):
You to stop somehow. Don't call you might, but I
give a.

Speaker 9 (01:48:33):
Care about the next person who wants to part there
and leaping leaving.

Speaker 2 (01:48:36):
The space open.

Speaker 9 (01:48:37):
I'm sorry, but don't put car, ma'am again, How else
would I get you to saw?

Speaker 7 (01:48:44):
I don't know that she gives an.

Speaker 9 (01:48:47):
Now you might have can tell by the accident. This
was done in the greater Nashville area. That's going to
come into play here in a little bit. So here,
So the old lady there is the one who's getting
an old satan arc up and down. I don't give
an f and and she's like, well, you put a
magnon on my car. Yeah, I did put a magnet
that says I don't return my shopping cart like a jerk,
because otherwise you would have driven off. Well, don't do that.
But what's my recourse? Just to point at you and hope,

(01:49:09):
hope you learned somehow. Now it works too, so I
will give it. I'll give the younger lady credit. She
got out to put the car back.

Speaker 7 (01:49:18):
Damn, it's a miracle.

Speaker 2 (01:49:24):
Here's the problem.

Speaker 9 (01:49:25):
Though, is while the younger woman gets out to take
the car back, the old woman is still motherffing me
up and down. And then when she comes but the
younger lady comes back, she gives it to me too.

Speaker 4 (01:49:35):
Don't give up.

Speaker 9 (01:49:36):
Well, I'm listening to your words, but you're not answering
my words.

Speaker 4 (01:49:40):
See one of us is listening.

Speaker 10 (01:49:41):
To answer your questions.

Speaker 5 (01:49:42):
Please can you please go?

Speaker 4 (01:49:44):
I'm just answering her question. I'll take the magnet with
you the entire time. Put the cart away, Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:49:50):
Would you like to stick for young lady? I don't
be sure.

Speaker 4 (01:49:54):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 24 (01:49:55):
By the way, I really do appreciate it.

Speaker 19 (01:49:57):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (01:50:00):
It's like when kids go to the doctor's office they
get a sticker on the way out. You did a
good thing, you put your cart back, you get a sticker.
I don't want it, because she had.

Speaker 4 (01:50:08):
She didn't want to f you shut up, get away seas.

Speaker 7 (01:50:11):
I'm still surprised, with all your money and fame that
people still don't know the cart nark.

Speaker 2 (01:50:16):
Well, menace.

Speaker 9 (01:50:17):
You just set up the next little segment perfectly.

Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
Really wow.

Speaker 9 (01:50:21):
I so she didn't take the I took the maget
off because she did the right thing. Even though again
the fus were flying left in the right. So I
check on my Instagram messages and guess who has tagged
me in a lengthy post which now again this is
a South nash well not a great part of town.
Uh and and but then you might have can tell

(01:50:41):
about the accident. So everyone involved in this interaction, both
ladies and the Sea bass here are Caucasian people. The
first line shout out to the Nashville guiy doing God's
work for cart arks. I want nothing more than to
be accosted by a privileged white man who has nothing
better to do than shame something. This is a white
Oh yes, this is the land. Wouldn't take the sticker

(01:51:04):
from me? You who told me to get lost? And
her mom's and me left right. So again, I hate
that this has become part of the narrative, like this
is some people's go to, even though there's no racial
component whatso, it never has been there. Card but she
wants to throw that in there because for whatever Well
it comes up in a minute here actually, and you'll
see who's the racialist person in a second.

Speaker 4 (01:51:25):
Yeah, it's funny.

Speaker 9 (01:51:26):
My mom started screaming at you when I got out
to put the card away and you'll probably post it
because she looks crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:51:33):
Yeah, because she's not disabled. She was being a rude biac.

Speaker 9 (01:51:37):
And that's the that's part of the humor of cardonarc is.
I'm being so sweet and nice and peaks. As people
are told to do something, they immediately some go into
defensive mode.

Speaker 2 (01:51:44):
Ye bitch, y'all, that's all y'all wanted.

Speaker 9 (01:51:48):
You're hiding. You're hiding. You want to get views under
the guise of public safety. Now I hate that line
of argument number one because it's lazy and and dismissive
of the again gory, I'll tell you the original mission
of cart Narks was not me and Greg sitting in
the office thinking what's a good way to get a
million followers on Instagram?

Speaker 2 (01:52:07):
Crossed our moment? Not at all.

Speaker 4 (01:52:08):
It was why do lazy people not put their cars back?

Speaker 2 (01:52:11):
But right?

Speaker 9 (01:52:12):
And that's but that's the guys that people say because
it is a successful social media thing, that that's oh,
that's why you're doing You're putting the cart before the horse.
But because because yes, I do an entertainment doing an
entertaining the fashion Okay, moving on, Also, why the f
are you at that particular store. Again, this is not
a good part of the town. Uh do you not

(01:52:33):
hear that the kids are playing tag with bullets there
every night? Because it is a part of town or
certain unsavory town. Be careful whoever's car you're walking up to.
So veiled threats, a veiled threat.

Speaker 4 (01:52:50):
She's playing the victim. I'm doing.

Speaker 9 (01:52:51):
Yeah again, that's gaslighting. That's I'm wrong, because I pointed
out her being a jackass. Disabled people moving on all right.
So one thing I noticed, not once, not twice, but
three times over my little holiday break was that people
park in handicap spots who do not have handicap placards,
thank you that.

Speaker 7 (01:53:08):
And then also electric car charging people like Randos that
don't have electric cars parking there all.

Speaker 9 (01:53:15):
Day because you know what, at this time of year,
those parking lots are busy and crowded. This lady, she
not only didn't, she not only parked not only just
in a handicapped spot, she put her car diagonally across
like the the hatched off area and she just hung
out there.

Speaker 7 (01:53:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:53:29):
So I had the parknarks another side mission. So I
approach her and I point out that, hey, you're just
parked like across a couple of handicapped spots.

Speaker 24 (01:53:36):
Lady, Oh yeah, with the park narks, and uh, you're
parking and not a spot over here.

Speaker 4 (01:53:40):
It's like a handicap access area.

Speaker 15 (01:53:43):
Parking here.

Speaker 2 (01:53:44):
You can take that on the car.

Speaker 4 (01:53:47):
I could see the yellow lines.

Speaker 9 (01:53:48):
You can do handicap access area in a flight car.

Speaker 4 (01:53:54):
Is your boyfriend handicapped?

Speaker 2 (01:53:56):
He'll wheel on over off.

Speaker 9 (01:53:58):
So my first excuse is I've been park here for years.
Oh okay, great, you keep going. And then and then
I put imaginet on our car, so hey, veiled not
necessarily veiled threat of violence. Hey, my boyfriend will come
and beat you up.

Speaker 2 (01:54:09):
Sure.

Speaker 9 (01:54:10):
So that went back and forth a bunch of times.
He just drove away, So that kind of sucked. I
felt bad. But then in this special time of year,
my heart grew five sizes too big. When I was
send a link saying, hey, they talk about cart narks
on this show right here, And it was a show
hosted by Shaggy too dope.

Speaker 2 (01:54:26):
Of no Colliding. Do you know that I've been to
your stupid ICP or you're gathering the juggalos ten times?

Speaker 7 (01:54:38):
Yeah, you're part of the family.

Speaker 2 (01:54:40):
Yeah, apparently, and he knows who I am what well,
So he posted that he's got a little like live
stream he does with a couple of co hosts. And
this is what Shaggy said.

Speaker 26 (01:54:47):
Where do you guys stand on returning your carts to
the cart corrals at grocery stores?

Speaker 2 (01:54:52):
And every time, so do I?

Speaker 26 (01:54:55):
Or if I'm too far from when, I'll put it
up like on the ports of the store whatever you
call that out front. But so they got the guys
on like that that on YouTube and that actually sit
there and wait for people to not put it and
they harass.

Speaker 2 (01:55:09):
The out of art art car.

Speaker 26 (01:55:11):
Yeah yeah, and they always almost get beat up and.

Speaker 8 (01:55:15):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:55:18):
You tell Shaggy because ever really words a cuss word.
But he but he apparently enjoys it.

Speaker 7 (01:55:22):
He's giggling.

Speaker 9 (01:55:23):
Now, Okay, so far, so good. Everybody seems to be
a fan. But Shaggy says that he's, uh, he usually
returns his car, but he's been thinking differently of it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:31):
I've been thinking about it.

Speaker 26 (01:55:32):
And when I was a teenager, I used to work
at a grocery store and I used to love going
out and getting the cars. The more, the further, the
better because I could smoke cigarettes just relax and chill,
slack and kill time. Yeah, you know what I'm saying,
instead of bagging groceries.

Speaker 2 (01:55:46):
And you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 26 (01:55:47):
So now it's like I'm like, I'm like in an
awkward situation. Do I put it back and make it
easier to collect? But at the same time, I might
be a little teenage employee over by making his job
a lot quicker when he could just you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:56:05):
Yeah, yeah, you could have a fifteen year old out smoking.

Speaker 2 (01:56:08):
But I said I CP is for the kids.

Speaker 4 (01:56:15):
Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:56:16):
I know you you didn't like that dent in your door,
but a kid got a break.

Speaker 15 (01:56:20):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:56:21):
You got the slack on the company's die.

Speaker 7 (01:56:22):
You know, I don't disagree with that statement, because when
I collected carts, I did enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (01:56:27):
It was just getting little.

Speaker 9 (01:56:29):
The weather's nice, but when it's either freezing cold or
one hundred and five degrees, that super sucks. And again
the whole part about blah blah blah handicap access, it's true,
all right, So thankfully and for anyone who thought that,
like if you heard the insane cloud pousse, he that's
just talking real life.

Speaker 2 (01:56:42):
It'd be like, oh, hello the Ali and like smoking in.

Speaker 9 (01:56:47):
This luckily shaggy two dope of the Insane Cloud posse.
He has a logical co host who steps in.

Speaker 21 (01:56:52):
I said, still return it to the cart krall because
there are new drivers, there are people with lower vision. Yeah,
there's always been these people that might be a little
more nervous turning into the parking spots. You're trying to
park in a parking spot and you need a closer
spot because that sucks and cars, so just think about others.

Speaker 26 (01:57:15):
The way, you know, No, you got me on that one.

Speaker 4 (01:57:24):
They have a place for you to put them out
of the way. It's called the car correl.

Speaker 2 (01:57:27):
It's that easy. Well, there you go, brush with fame
for and the car car what you comes to you and.

Speaker 15 (01:57:41):
What you're gonna do?

Speaker 24 (01:57:42):
The seconds lady for me, ohne cart and the watch
up man Carr there hy you guys let your cart
there in the visatility area.

Speaker 5 (01:57:56):
Yeah, we don't check the car.

Speaker 2 (01:57:58):
Well, how thats what I got you to stop.

Speaker 15 (01:58:05):
It's a woody show.

Speaker 19 (01:58:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:58:07):
So later on today Menace is going to be out
at the Lazydog in Rancho Cucamonga. I know nine, I'm
coming from five pm until eight pm and they're giving
away a ninety eight inch TCL television. Pretty nice, yeah,
TCL celebrating their Cyber Monday deals going on right now.
TCL a proud partner with us here at the Woodies show.
If you're going a number of their TVs over the years,

(01:58:28):
it's so cool. Ministers to the event. An event for
them the other day for Black Friday. Black Friday.

Speaker 7 (01:58:33):
Yeah, and we gave away a TV then and we're
gonna do it again today yea for.

Speaker 2 (01:58:37):
Cyber on ACNA. Cyber Monday, guys. Yahay. That's cl dot
com five pm to eight pm at the Lazy Dog
and Rancho, Cucamonga. The details you address to everything you need,
just go to the events tab. They're at the woodieshow
dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:58:51):
This is no.

Speaker 2 (01:58:54):
I don't know if you had any drama over Thanksgiving.
Did you see the video of the the family get together?
I think it was a New Jersey and because the
video has gotten viral where the the girl was given
the kind of like not a toast, but like a
little thing in front of the whole family and then
the big long table behind her with all the food

(01:59:18):
on it all of a sudden collapse of yeah, yeah,
he was so yeah. It was New Jersey twelve year
old family members spoke before dinner the long ten foot
table that all the food was unclapsed, the food containers
fell onto the floor and it was it was. It
was all caught on camera because I was like, oh,
how cute. She's giving us a little like, you know speech.

(01:59:40):
It was an antique table that broke. Of course, the
family said they were able to laugh about it, that
some some of the turkey, the ham and this. They
had steak there too. It was it was saved and
they had backup sides, backup side nice. Yeah, looked out
on that one. Now dumbass Tyler pointed out that it's
definitely the dumb old woman behind the table to her foot, Yeah,
because she she leaning. The table's kind of up against

(02:00:02):
a wall and there's just a little bit of space
behind it and that's where she was kind of because
everybody's crammed in to hear what this girl saying, and
I think she just kind of moved forward and the
whole table like ye, it goes again.

Speaker 7 (02:00:26):
The other video I saw it and it's kind of
like a table that you're talking about. But like some
girls like doing karaoke. Some other people are wrestling on
the ground, Like Grandma doesn't know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (02:00:37):
This guy in Chicago, he was at home on Thanksgiving Day.
Dinner got underway, all the guests received, the food was ready.
But for some reason, this guy he started arguing with
everybody at dinner, and the argument got so heated the
cops were called the calm things down. The guy agreed
to tone it down to keep himself, you know, just
chill the rest of the night. Well that didn't happen,

(02:00:59):
because about a half hour later, he uh, he found
out that his family was going to kick him out
of the house. Oh, and that didn't sit well with him.
Out here's a grown ass man living at home.

Speaker 8 (02:01:09):
Let's fight.

Speaker 4 (02:01:09):
I think I think we should fight.

Speaker 2 (02:01:10):
So he grabbed something flammable, he poured it in his room,
and then he lit his room on fire.

Speaker 4 (02:01:16):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (02:01:16):
Oh, I can't live here, nobody's living here. So here
come to cops. Right back to the scene. Shortly after,
the guy standing outside, he's in the middle of the
street now and now he's got a knife. The house
completely burned and so the family's now looking for somewhere
to stay. The guy was arrested, charged with arson. How'd
your family get together go for Thanksgiving? Was it slightly
less dramatic?

Speaker 4 (02:01:37):
He goes, My family's so annoying in.

Speaker 2 (02:01:40):
Sensitivity Training for a politically correct world shows I don't
care about your feelings all right, Time to wrap up
and get the hell out of here. Everybody, first day
back after the holiday weekend, so got caught up on
all the stuff with everybody and just how stuffed everybody

(02:02:01):
is from just all the eating, chilling everybody did. It
feels good though, But today we went right back into it,
brand new round of cart n arcs, agents of bashed
out there doing the Lord's work. Favorite that more on
this Monday podcast. Find it by going to the woodieshow
dot com or wherever you get your podcasts. We are
back tomorrow with an all new show, Anything Got for Uced.

(02:02:23):
In the meantime, you can leave on the after hours
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Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 6 (02:02:33):
Please yeah, always do what you love, because you know
what your job will be posted before your obituary.

Speaker 2 (02:02:40):
That is mega true. Ain't that creepy? Though? Well, depends
on the job, because now if you've noticed like they'll
they'll just eliminate positions all together. There is a company
you're a recently, radio company, and program director is a
very important job at a radio station. Yeah, lightly, okay.
And I read in the uh, in the news about

(02:03:01):
it that this person was let go and they say
that the position has been eliminated. I'm like, what, how
do you It's like it's like saying, uh, airlines have
eliminated pilots.

Speaker 4 (02:03:10):
Yeah, yeah, like.

Speaker 2 (02:03:13):
Eliminated the chef. Yeah. It's so weird, very odd. Yeah,
but just when you think the company can't live without you,
they do.

Speaker 4 (02:03:19):
Find a way.

Speaker 2 (02:03:20):
Yeah, all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory. Kristin
Lamone is coming up next. She's got the All one twenty.
It is two hours of commercial free alternative rock here
on LA's Alternative Rock Alt ninety eighty seven. She's followed
by Booker and Struker this afternoon. Make sure you tune
in for them as well. We thank you so much
for giving the Woode Show some of your valuable time

(02:03:41):
this morning. You know we'd able to appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back
here on Tuesday. Have a great day. SMD double M.
I quit this bitch.