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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Woody Show, and we are into another new hour
insensitivity trading for a politically correct world. Good morning everybody, Hey,
yeah yeah, Boody, Greg Menas, Gina Grant, We got c Man,
so we've got Sammy Morgan is here.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Send us
a text over to two to nine eight seven. Check in.
Tell us who you are, where around town? You listen
to the Woody Show. Any kind of exciting plans you
got or someone something you'd like to have us mentioned
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(00:41):
medics and I are off to Dubai today so you
can follow along. People are like, well, dude, you guys
got to post pictures and stuff. Oh, Menace is going
to be all over not going to do that.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
This is uh, this is the only one of MENACE's
lifelong dreams my phone away.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
This will be the one time he doesn't post. I
really want to like, embrace the moment. I want to
be in the moment.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Man.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I love it when people say that I want to puke.
But yeah no, I'm definitely gonna share everything. Yeah yeah,
so yeah, that's that's later on today.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Man, it's happening.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
You believe it?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I can't believe because, like you've been talking honestly, you've
been talking about it for so long. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Yeah, I always get kind of weird in like any
situations like this, I don't actually believe it until it happened.
Until it happens, I'm actually sitting on the plane ar
I'm actually in Dubai. Like when I was just in
F one for I was in Vegas for F one
and people are aren't you excited? Like you got this
VIP access I go until I'm like past the day. Yeah, yeah,
(01:38):
like I can't, like I can't be excited for anything.
Or when I was buying a home, are you excited? No,
Like when I'm done yet, Yeah, when I'm walking in
the house and the paperwork's done, then yeah I'm excited.
So yeah, but I I am, and I truly can't
believe it.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
And thank you. What I know you went like really
went to bad to make it happen, So thank you
for that. Well, yeah, it was a you know it,
it wasn't easy because the company had all these like objections,
well certain areas of the company, the people that matter
loved it. They thought it was a great idea, and
thank god they're footing the bill. Really, it's insanely expensive.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
You would say, what kind of objections could they possibly have? Oh,
they'll think of some they'll make stuff up.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Jeez about like jacket lag and dehydration from long flights.
You have, what a dangerous situation water? Yeah, Like, dude,
are you kidding?
Speaker 7 (02:25):
You're going to shower on the damn plan?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Cool?
Speaker 8 (02:27):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Listening to be a part of it, So that's cool. Yeah,
that's cool. Yeah, Yeah, that's cool. So uh yeah, we'll
meet up with him later and uh make our way
to Dubai and back in the course of one weekend.
It's all happening sixteen hours there, thirteen hour layover, sixteen
and a half hours back, and then we'll be here
Monday morning.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
It's so funny because if somebody said I have one
week and I'm going to Dubai, you'd be like, that's insane.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Now, Oh yeah, you need a longer, Yeah, you need
the weekend. Yeah crazy eight seven seven forty four Wooding
text over to two two nine eight seven. Got an
after hours voicemail to share with you. I'd mentioned on
the show. We were talking about Dougans and little babies.
You know, Greg's got a dog, Menaces a couple of dogs,
(03:10):
and Samy's got her dog. You've got your dog, Morgan,
big boy tongue hanging out of his mouth all the time.
My little baby, Cassie did do weed a baby, I said, Man,
she almost has like this, Like what do they call
not not detachment? Is it a detachment synd abandonment? No,
they call it separation anxiety. Oh you've heard that where
(03:32):
you know the pets, their their life just kind of
freezes until you come back, right, you know. And my
wife tells me all the time, like she'll feed her
breakfast in the morning and then she won't eat It
doesn't matter what time I get home, whether I get
home at eleven am, one pm later in the day,
four people, she won't touch it until I get back
to the house. My god, And I'm like, dude, and
my wife's like, yeah, it's really weird trauma, you know,
(03:52):
like she just wants to make sure that you're okay.
And we don't know what it is. Anyway. This guy
left a message. He said, the real reason that the
dog waits for me to eat here we go.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Hey what he full disclosure. I'm not saying Cassie doesn't
want you very much. But the reason why she doesn't
eat all day is I think you're don't give her
a dog enough credit. She's a little smarter than you think.
My dog's the same way. Actually, the last two dogs
I've had, Blueticks, have been the same way. They won't
you put food in your bowl. They know you're scheduled.
(04:23):
They won't eat if they're at home all day. As
soon as you come home, they'll chow down. Because usually
right after a dog eats, within you know, a certain
amount of time frame that's reasonable, they got to go
to take a poo. So I bet you that's why
she's smart enough, and that's why she don't eat all day.
It's not just because she's waiting for dine to come home.
(04:45):
Not a bunch of balls.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
But that's that all right. Well, here's here's the thing. Though.
At my house, someone's always home.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
I gonna say, yeah, it's not a survival technique.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, very very rarely. Is there somebody not home? Yeah? Yeah,
my wife to you know, she's a stay at home mom, right,
so somebody somebody is for the most part, always home.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, and as much as I love dogs, I don't
think they're thinking like I might have to poop after
I eat away.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I mean, yeah, I get it. I don't care who's there.
They're going to eat it.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
I'm'll crap on this point. But all the Internet says
is that their social animals pack animals.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
This is how they developed. You know, Yeah, you might
have an eating disorder. Yeah, she is a lady. She's seven.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
If I give my dog a cook before we leave,
she waits we get home to eat it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, because she doesn't want to have to go and poop.
She's thinking about her. In other animal news, you guys,
but oh yeah, we got some raccoon news.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Menace first news point news here there are free raccoons
on every flight to Dubai apparently.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, like emotional support raccoons. Hell yeah, menis I love
it now?
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Actually raccoon news, there has been a you know, there's
been a photo that's actually broken the internet.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
That phrase gets thrown around a lot.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
But a raccoon passed out on the floor of a
bathroom inside a big store.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
A lot of people have been sending this one to us.
I got tagged times. Oh yeah, this is uh just
north of Richmond.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Actually, like the song says a drunk liquor store raccoon,
this is from w A v Y. Yeah, a raccoon
broke into the store the night of Black Friday and
ransacked several shelves.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
They have masks, don't they. The animal became intoxic and
then passed out.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Sleeping raccoon was discovered Saturday morning, head right near the toilet.
Speaker 8 (06:44):
We've all been there probably at.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Some point in our lives, right, a little too much.
An officer brought the.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Mass bandit back to the County Animal Shelter to recover.
Speaker 9 (06:52):
So, yeah, that's a lot of liqueur for a little
raccoon there.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
The raccoon slept it off for a few hours and
showed no signs of injury.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Bounce back officers released the raccoon back into the wild.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Alcoholic though, Yeah, just gonna be breaking in everywhere with
his mask to get his next fixed.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Which ones which they have masks?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
But much like menace, they love getting drunk and past
that on the floor bathroom. Are your literal spirit animals.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
There's so many times menaceine animal form.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Now as you have heard this raccoon and the liquor story,
bathroom story. Uh oh boy, do TV people love these
kinds of stories because they love you know, they love
the flex, their comedy muscle. Yeah, going on a worldwide story.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
ABC Richmond covered it as well, a prime alert.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
To night with a particularly furry suspect who is apparently
not old enough to drink.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
On Saturday, animal control officers caught a raccoon red handed
or red pod inside an ABC store after helping itself
to bottles of alcohol.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Your names w you name of raccoon?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Raccoon?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Stupid kids? Yeah, And of course this is their big
story of the week, the big kicker story. So after
the story's over, they're going to chop it up some more.
Oh yeah, of course, more local TV comedy. I love
it when the news anchor because they're really good at
just reading teleprompter, but they're not so good at that
living off the well.
Speaker 10 (08:23):
In all seriousness, the ABC store did have to file
a report for the loss of product, and the workers
at the ABC store we're telling me people had been
coming in all day just to see the store and
ask if that's where it happened. Certainly not the type
of thing you would like to see happen, or that
expect to see happening.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Situation, and I.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Hope the raccoon's okay.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
Now I lost a lot of bottles, but bringing in
a lot of more customers.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Okay, something sober and okay at this point he is sober.
Speaker 10 (08:49):
Okay, we can rest, We can rest easy tonight.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
You know what I mean? What the effort you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
He's wishing well to the raccoons. You wouldn't want people
think you're on, you're untearing.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
You wouldn't want to see a blitzed raccoon. And then
you go to the store because you want to see
the floor it happened, also knowing that the raccoon's perfectly fine,
like so you know how the story ends. They got drunk.
You don't want the free marketing for the location. Okay,
So what did you say that? Greg?
Speaker 6 (09:14):
And I had the exact same thought. Oh, okay, it's
all cleaned up, knowing it's a liquor store in Nowheresville.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I want to see where it happened. This is the
sort of thing. If I lived in Hanover, Virginia, my
mom would have taken us to go see the phone.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Somebody that was smart enough to like start selling selling
merch like right away on the street.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Would have would you show raccoon news.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
So storables that raccoon was Sadly not everyone is on
board with raccoons. This is a longer story, so feel
free to jump in here when you like. From A
W A H S the B H A S eleven
excuse me in Massachusetts where a Massachusetts woman she went
outside with a little dugan running piddling around and she
meets a raccoon and instead of you know, be it
nice and sweet and loving on it, and she says
that she had to fight this rap kill.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
What an idiot a raccoon warning in Somerville.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
They become monsters, cut up and bruise.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
Katherine van Buskirk relived the terrifying moments she was viciously
attacked by the animal early Saturday morning, the long time.
Some of the datum said. She was letting her dogs,
Ruby and Blue, out to the garden around one am
when all of a sudden, she says, a raccoon jumped
at her face while she was on the deck.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
It flew at me from several different directions. All right, yeah, multiverse, Yeah,
it was like multiple raccoons or how does one raccoon
jump at you from multiple directions? Portals like doctor who
you just heard him? Uh huh uh huh sounds like
a hyperbolics multiple directions. Flew at me from several different directions.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
That raccoon clawed her face, scratched her arms, and noded
her hands and legs while she desperately fought it off
each time, though she says it would just charge back
even more aggressive. Somehow she was able to escape mouse
and close her deck door, bloodied, but able to call
nine one one.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Probably the most she's been touched in decades by anything. Yeah,
the only thing she can get to uh, put its
mouth on her. It sounds like attention, horror, Yeah right.
All I could do was scream, help me, help me.
Speaker 8 (11:16):
Catherine was given raby shots and antibiotics at a nearby hospital,
but her biggest concern was for Ruby, who still hadn't
been spotted since the attack. She told us he was
eventually found that morning cowering inside behind the TV. Even
the dogs dog.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
You can't find your dog inside your house, he could
always behind the TV. Yeah, and it's a he named Ruby.
What were you thinking, lady, exactly. Yeah, sounds like a
sertified slush.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
I kept saying it to myself because I couldn't find
any other words.
Speaker 8 (11:46):
I just encountered a monster Sunday. She was spreading year
and across her garden was away. She believes the raccoon
was feeding from her compost, been off the deck. That's
what Menace has been saying.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
How long have I been saying that? Wolf years heard? Yeah,
I recommend a wolf pee over a coyote. You can
get it on Amazon.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Is the worst spelling thing you've ever smelled in your life,
but it keeps these critters outside here.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
If you can't handle a cute and cuddly let raccoon, Yeah,
that's right. Raccoon News show, Raccoon News.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
I don't have any audio on this next one because
it was just from a Facebook post in North Georgia
where a guy he saw an injured raccoon on the
side of the road and he said, oh, take this
baby over to the wildlife center. So he is very
nice man. Again, we don't know who he is yet.
You'll find out why that is. Later grabbed the raccoon,
put him in his jacket, put it up against his
chest and then they drove about an hour is how
(12:37):
far away this nature center was?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah, I love raccoons, but I would never do that.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Well, this guy sh probably shouldn't have done that because
the raccoon got away, bit him on his face, in
his hands, and he got loose inside of his vehicle.
So this guy, he said, you know what, he's probably
just scared and confused. This is a little baby, little
baby dugan in raccoon. So he uh stopped at his
house wrapped the rac whon has had a blanket.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
With duct tape. They continued to the wildlife center.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Then there was nobody there because it was like super
early in the morning for whatever reason, and he just
kind of dumped the raccoon. At the wildlife center. They
asked him what happened, and uh, because there was somebody
there at least, and he said, well, you know, blah
blahlah blah blah. They said, hey, you've been bitting and scratch.
We don't need to give you some shots. He said, nope,
I'm leaving.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I'm out here. I'm good. So they're still good for
this guy. I'm taking my rabies and I'm going home.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
So yeah, all right, pe that guy unfortunately, And alright,
p the raccoon because I had to kill it, because
you can't tell if something has rabies until you kill it,
right exactly, Well, you don't know, all right. So we
all know Dick Clark, he's a billion years old. Well
there's another Dick Clark who's almost a billion years old.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
This is from.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
Clark, Dick Clark. Oh, I'm thinking about Dick Van Dyke.
Oh yeah, not Dick Clark.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Clark is dead is like a hundred yeah, he's about
to about Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
So this Dick though, from CBS Minnesota, is doing the
right Dickley sort of things all right.
Speaker 11 (14:06):
At Dick Clark's Connecticut home, it's apparent everywhere he enjoys
the presence of animals. Last spring, Dick was smoking a
cigar outside.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
This raccoon just came walking up to me. Just strutted up,
stood there, looked at me, didn't run, didn't do anything else.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
I just was.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
A building and get that close to me.
Speaker 11 (14:28):
Then the next night the critter came back, and every
day that followed he quickly became something like a raccoon whisperer.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
I don't know whether she felt comfortold me that she
came back to five babies after a month of bonding.
Speaker 11 (14:46):
From there, a friendship was formed. The raccoon came daily
until it was time for its deep sleep. Then, sure enough,
this spring, one of the babies remembered their favorite human.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Ah the sea bed. Trying to tug at our heartstrings
of these raccoon news stories. Yeah, they're gonna be our
next dogs.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
Yeah, study on that, right, that's another raccoon, big raccoon news.
I keep getting email alerts about this every day, where
scientists studying raccoons saying, especially the ones that live closer
to humans, are showing flatter faces, smaller flatter faces, which
is a number one sign of domestication. Think about how
wolves are out in big long snouts and he goes
(15:27):
all the way to MENACE's dogs that can't even breathe
because their faces and faces are so flat. So they
say that raccoons are are breeding themselves to be cuter,
because when they are cuter, we interact with them more.
So this is this is sort of it's a natural
selection of types, as if they could get cuter, right,
So just give it a few more generations. Man, as
we may have fully domesticated, we already do but we
should have even more really fully domesticated raccoons.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
One more raccons. Sorry from the Raccoon News desk.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Well, can you believe it's been ten years since hashtag
dead raccoon t O took over the internet. That was
the dead raccoon that would just died on a sidewalk
in Toronto and some guy walked outside and saw it
and he called animal control. They didn't show up. So
people started put doing things like laying flowers by its side,
putting a cigarette, candles and putting a cigarette and it's
still stuffed.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Animals they got at the convenience store just to respect
the dead.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Well had a little photo of a raccoon. It's been
ten whole years. Well he's gone, that raccoon, but not
forgotten at that spot in Toronto.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
There's not a plaque. Here's more on that. So what
do Toronto residents think of the new plaque? We asked them,
what do you think of Toronto memorializing a raccoon? Kind
of silly?
Speaker 6 (16:39):
Really, lots more action on the street needed than memorializing
Raccoonsha here.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yes, I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Okay, that's cute.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yes it's sad, but it's nice that we have a
sign for him, so do you, Legacy.
Speaker 8 (16:52):
I really appreciate the idea of people having loved the animals.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
That's really kind of them. I took pictures of the
plaque just and sent it off to friends of mine.
If you want to check it out for yourself.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
It's on the southeast side of Young at Church Street.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
All right venue, That's right, I love it. There you go,
I'm down and go see that plaque. Ex vacation spot.
And there's your Raccoon news. Everybody, dear raccoon and mother
for me. Done the wood show, and we are ready
(17:28):
for today's dumb ass contest. And today's dumbass contest is
the dye Yeah d uyq seed mass. Please explain the
way the game works, everybody.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
I find it any nice and drunk person and ask
them just the simplest, easiest trivia questions. So you would say,
what's the point, Well, the point is will they be
so drunk that they won't know the answer.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
This sounds a lot like the Menace original game. Will
they know it?
Speaker 7 (17:52):
Why you steal it?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Here's the difference. And here's what I did.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
I took Menus's great idea and I screwed it up
by finding someone really funny who's drunk, and by asking
them really super simple, easy trivia questions.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I really screwed that part of it upright, Well, I
guess well, we'll see how it goes.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
You know, So you play the game as always by
guessing whether the person will know the answer. You don't
guess the answer right, right, drunks right, who hopefully is
very funny and their answer might be very funny.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah, Woodie is the number. Let's say hello to Carlos. Hey,
what's up Carlos?
Speaker 8 (18:26):
Hey, good morning?
Speaker 6 (18:27):
What do you show?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Carlos? All right, so you're gonna play the duy Q
Now before we get to the questions that matter for
you winning a prize, We're gonna get to know this
drunk person a little bit to see just how with
it or not? What they are and who is this
sea man?
Speaker 6 (18:40):
This is Jen not what his wife but a different
gen and she is telling us about what she is
drinking and what how that relates to the love of
her life?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
All right, what you been drinking? Whiskey from dark dark dark?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I'm on dark.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
If it's dark liquid, I'm gonna is that.
Speaker 12 (19:00):
What they say that you like your liquor like you
like your man.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
No, actually, I have like a really super young husband
to your husband thirty and I'm forty three and he
loves me. You guys, meet my dead friend. SE's my husband,
and yay, he's awesome, So I'm pretty impressed.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
All right.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Wait, did she just say that it was her dad's friend,
dad's friend, her dead friend friend dead friend. Okay, he
gave her a husband. Okay, all right, all right, well Carlos,
that's Jens. That's what you're just trying to guess. If
she knows the answers to these questions, yesterda, no, two
out of three, you're gonna be the winner of the DYQ.
We have Menace and Sammy who are stone cold sober,
and we'll see how they do. Everybody ready for question
(19:52):
number one? Oh yeah, all right, here we go, d
uy Q.
Speaker 12 (19:55):
Russia stretches over what's two continents?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
All right? Russia stretches over for what? Two continents? Uh?
May I please start a triple no?
Speaker 8 (20:07):
Triple no.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Geography is so not their strong point. I mean, there's
many weak points, but this is one of the weakest.
Speaker 7 (20:15):
But this is an wouldn't you call this like an
easy yearsh process of elimination for most adults.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yes, the educated guest factor involves education.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
I'm gonna say no, gen no, menace, Yes.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Sammy, Dad, it flipped. I think yes, menace No Sammy? Okay,
no different No to Jen medicine, Sammy. Do you think
that she's gonna get it? No?
Speaker 4 (20:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
All right, Carlos, what do you think?
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with no.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
All right, no for Jen.
Speaker 12 (20:48):
Question number one d U i Q, Russia stretches over
what's two continents?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Menace Asia and Europe, Asia and Europe, Asia, Asia and Europe. Wow.
Just when you thought you had it, you know, yeah?
All right? Well, hey, the only one that matters for
Carlos is if jend no's it?
Speaker 12 (21:10):
Question number one, Russia stretches over what's two continents?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
You look at Europe, you look at Russia.
Speaker 12 (21:19):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Now I feel like an idiot asking me all these
questions when I'm hammered.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Is not fair?
Speaker 4 (21:28):
All right?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Well, okay, Carlos, Carlos, good news, you're on the board.
You got to one point here on the d U
i Q. Yeah, but all right, let's see question number two.
Speaker 12 (21:42):
The stars of What TV Show? Went on a three
hour tour.
Speaker 7 (21:46):
Oh come, she's forty three, right, Yeah, that's indicse this
is an older TV show.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I didn't say it's an old TV show. Yeah, I didn't.
I think just asking you made yesterday. Yeah, I think
she will get that, I think. So I'm gonna, man,
this goes against all my strategy with this game, and
but I'm gonna say that she does. Jen will know
that one. I think she's a study Sweeney fan.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
I'm gonna say, you're just okay.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
So I think Sammy will old soul.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
And then Menace. Man, that's that's trough. What do you
think I'm kind of on the fence with Menace.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
You're gonna think I'm out of my mind. No, No,
I'm gonna say Sammy and Menace yes. And Jen's gonna
think she gets it, but totally flubs it. So I'm
gonna say no to Jen, all right.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I will say, man, I'll say yes to both Sammy
and Menace sweep it. Yes, Oh my wow?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Really yeah, I'm saying no to Jen and then for
I usually don't even glance at them, but Menace looks confident.
So I'll say yes to Menace and notice Sammy, all right,
Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Jen gets this one?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
No? No, way, no? All right? Question number two, Carlos,
what do you say?
Speaker 8 (23:07):
I'm gonna go with no, even though I didn't really
hear the question, but I appreciate it's gonna be an.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
I wanted to be fair. Here's the question.
Speaker 12 (23:13):
The stars of what TV show went on a three
hour tour?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
All right? That's the question. So you still want to
stick with no?
Speaker 8 (23:21):
I don't even know, but I'm gonna go no.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Okay, no, all right. Question number two, we'll start with you, Sammy.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
The stars of what TV show went on a three
hour tour Gilligan's Island?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Menace, Gilligan's Island Island? All right, So that's that's two
out of the three of my sweep.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
She's got shakes on that show?
Speaker 13 (23:42):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Question number two?
Speaker 12 (23:44):
The stars of what TV show went on a three
hour tour?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Three od?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
That's right?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
And what was the name of the show Elligan's Island? Yeah,
I'm old.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
Wow, you took a real chance there.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I did things, just not dramatic, goes the Dynamite Bom.
I'm sorry, Carlos. That's why we have the third question
for you man. Third one U d u i Q.
What is the city that never sleeps? All right, so
what is I think Carlos just finished? Oh yeah, I
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think if they've been at this city or not? I
think I think Jen yes again, I say Jen, yes again, Menace, Yes,
for sure? Absolutely, another sweep for yes really yeah, I'm
sweeping in another another yes.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I don't want to have more egg on my face.
I'm kind of feeling triple yes too. Yeah, let's let's
do it.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Tripley, We're doing it. We're doing it.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
I did it.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
It's been like four days.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
Yeah, yes, I wasn't sure about Sammy, but now I
think it's a triple yes.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah, yeah, I think you definitely know triple yes, triple
yes Menace and Sammy. What do you think will Jen
know the answer to that question? No, And she's going
to say Chicago. She's gonna say, okay, Well, so Carlos,
what do you think yes or no? No?
Speaker 8 (25:17):
No?
Speaker 12 (25:17):
Question number three for the d U i Q, what
is the city that never sleeps?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
On the count of three, I want both Menace and
Samy to say at the same time, are you reading one? Two, three?
New York.
Speaker 8 (25:33):
I was wrong.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah, New York.
Speaker 7 (25:35):
I wrote down New York, but then I thought that
was because that's where electricity.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
For the first time. The city of lights, the city
of lights is Vegas. Right, you've been there, both wrong lights.
You said it's overrated Paris City.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I know I wrote it down, but then I overthought
it because I thought that they lit up.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
When I was looking up a bunch of stuff for
the Dubai trip, there was multiple videos that said Dubai
the city that never sleeps. I'm like that, don't try
just because we don't have laws there. All right, all right,
here we go. Carlo Carlos said, no, question number three
for the d u i Q, what is the city
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that never sleeps?
Speaker 12 (26:30):
L A, Why is that?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Because I don't sleep ever?
Speaker 12 (26:36):
Stayed up in the one setting loving days drugs?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
No oh you stay out? Yeah right right, Well, congratulations
you are a winner here on the d u i Q.
Start spreading the news, Jez A winner you guys the city. Carlos,
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congrats man, and thank you so much for listening to
wood Show. Have yourself a great weekend. Hang on, okay,
suck you suck it, so everybody stop spreading here's rats everywhere.
I mean, okay, garbage. I want to be parts New
(27:22):
yor everyone's talking all the time. I got the wrong
hearts are longing to except for a dollar right shoe, the.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Very hard of it New York, New yor the worst
accidents in the warm.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Welcome and sleeps like Lass Vegan and fine garbage Hill.
Fuck you Chinese food at three am. Yeah, that's what
people do. You have an apartment so small that you
(28:10):
gotta store stuff in your oven or they'll get back
to booth thereby.
Speaker 13 (28:20):
Can naked there Macon where it stopped to you lost
your side.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
See all right more when he shows cuting down tang on.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Antologiessology and it's seasonology.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Show right back
The Woody Show, and we are into another new hour
insensitivity trading for a politically correct world. Good morning everybody, Hey,
yeah yeah, Boody, Greg Menas, Gina Grant, We got c Man,
so we've got Sammy Morgan is here.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Send us
a text over to two to nine eight seven. Check in.
Tell us who you are, where around town? You listen
to the Woody Show. Any kind of exciting plans you
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medics and I are off to Dubai today so you
can follow along. People are like, well, dude, you guys
got to post pictures and stuff. Oh, Menace is going
to be all over not going to do that.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
This is uh, this is the only one of MENACE's
lifelong dreams my phone away.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
This will be the one time he doesn't post. I
really want to like, embrace the moment. I want to
be in the moment.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Man.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I love it when people say that I want to puke.
But yeah no, I'm definitely gonna share everything. Yeah yeah,
so yeah, that's that's later on today.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Man, it's happening.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
You believe it?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I can't believe because, like you've been talking honestly, you've
been talking about it for so long. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Yeah, I always get kind of weird in like any
situations like this, I don't actually believe it until it happened.
Until it happens, I'm actually sitting on the plane ar
I'm actually in Dubai. Like when I was just in
F one for I was in Vegas for F one
and people are aren't you excited? Like you got this
VIP access I go until I'm like past the day. Yeah, yeah,
(01:38):
like I can't, like I can't be excited for anything.
Or when I was buying a home, are you excited? No,
Like when I'm done yet, Yeah, when I'm walking in
the house and the paperwork's done, then yeah I'm excited.
So yeah, but I I am, and I truly can't
believe it.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
And thank you. What I know you went like really
went to bad to make it happen, So thank you
for that. Well, yeah, it was a you know it,
it wasn't easy because the company had all these like objections,
well certain areas of the company, the people that matter
loved it. They thought it was a great idea, and
thank god they're footing the bill. Really, it's insanely expensive.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
You would say, what kind of objections could they possibly have? Oh,
they'll think of some they'll make stuff up.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Jeez about like jacket lag and dehydration from long flights.
You have, what a dangerous situation water? Yeah, Like, dude,
are you kidding?
Speaker 7 (02:25):
You're going to shower on the damn plan?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Cool?
Speaker 8 (02:27):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Listening to be a part of it, So that's cool. Yeah,
that's cool. Yeah, Yeah, that's cool. So uh yeah, we'll
meet up with him later and uh make our way
to Dubai and back in the course of one weekend.
It's all happening sixteen hours there, thirteen hour layover, sixteen
and a half hours back, and then we'll be here
Monday morning.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
It's so funny because if somebody said I have one
week and I'm going to Dubai, you'd be like, that's insane.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Now, Oh yeah, you need a longer, Yeah, you need
the weekend. Yeah crazy eight seven seven forty four Wooding
text over to two two nine eight seven. Got an
after hours voicemail to share with you. I'd mentioned on
the show. We were talking about Dougans and little babies.
You know, Greg's got a dog, Menaces a couple of dogs,
(03:10):
and Samy's got her dog. You've got your dog, Morgan,
big boy tongue hanging out of his mouth all the time.
My little baby, Cassie did do weed a baby, I said, Man,
she almost has like this, Like what do they call
not not detachment? Is it a detachment synd abandonment? No,
they call it separation anxiety. Oh you've heard that where
(03:32):
you know the pets, their their life just kind of
freezes until you come back, right, you know. And my
wife tells me all the time, like she'll feed her
breakfast in the morning and then she won't eat It
doesn't matter what time I get home, whether I get
home at eleven am, one pm later in the day,
four people, she won't touch it until I get back
to the house. My god, And I'm like, dude, and
my wife's like, yeah, it's really weird trauma, you know,
(03:52):
like she just wants to make sure that you're okay.
And we don't know what it is. Anyway. This guy
left a message. He said, the real reason that the
dog waits for me to eat here we go.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Hey what he full disclosure. I'm not saying Cassie doesn't
want you very much. But the reason why she doesn't
eat all day is I think you're don't give her
a dog enough credit. She's a little smarter than you think.
My dog's the same way. Actually, the last two dogs
I've had, Blueticks, have been the same way. They won't
you put food in your bowl. They know you're scheduled.
(04:23):
They won't eat if they're at home all day. As
soon as you come home, they'll chow down. Because usually
right after a dog eats, within you know, a certain
amount of time frame that's reasonable, they got to go
to take a poo. So I bet you that's why
she's smart enough, and that's why she don't eat all day.
It's not just because she's waiting for dine to come home.
(04:45):
Not a bunch of balls.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
But that's that all right. Well, here's here's the thing. Though.
At my house, someone's always home.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
I gonna say, yeah, it's not a survival technique.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, very very rarely. Is there somebody not home? Yeah? Yeah,
my wife to you know, she's a stay at home mom, right,
so somebody somebody is for the most part, always home.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, and as much as I love dogs, I don't
think they're thinking like I might have to poop after
I eat away.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I mean, yeah, I get it. I don't care who's there.
They're going to eat it.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
I'm'll crap on this point. But all the Internet says
is that their social animals pack animals.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
This is how they developed. You know, Yeah, you might
have an eating disorder. Yeah, she is a lady. She's seven.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
If I give my dog a cook before we leave,
she waits we get home to eat it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, because she doesn't want to have to go and poop.
She's thinking about her. In other animal news, you guys,
but oh yeah, we got some raccoon news.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Menace first news point news here there are free raccoons
on every flight to Dubai apparently.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, like emotional support raccoons. Hell yeah, menis I love
it now?
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Actually raccoon news, there has been a you know, there's
been a photo that's actually broken the internet.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
That phrase gets thrown around a lot.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
But a raccoon passed out on the floor of a
bathroom inside a big store.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
A lot of people have been sending this one to us.
I got tagged times. Oh yeah, this is uh just
north of Richmond.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Actually, like the song says a drunk liquor store raccoon,
this is from w A v Y. Yeah, a raccoon
broke into the store the night of Black Friday and
ransacked several shelves.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
They have masks, don't they. The animal became intoxic and
then passed out.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Sleeping raccoon was discovered Saturday morning, head right near the toilet.
Speaker 8 (06:44):
We've all been there probably at.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Some point in our lives, right, a little too much.
An officer brought the.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Mass bandit back to the County Animal Shelter to recover.
Speaker 9 (06:52):
So, yeah, that's a lot of liqueur for a little
raccoon there.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
The raccoon slept it off for a few hours and
showed no signs of injury.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Bounce back officers released the raccoon back into the wild.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Alcoholic though, Yeah, just gonna be breaking in everywhere with
his mask to get his next fixed.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Which ones which they have masks?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
But much like menace, they love getting drunk and past
that on the floor bathroom. Are your literal spirit animals.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
There's so many times menaceine animal form.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Now as you have heard this raccoon and the liquor story,
bathroom story. Uh oh boy, do TV people love these
kinds of stories because they love you know, they love
the flex, their comedy muscle. Yeah, going on a worldwide story.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
ABC Richmond covered it as well, a prime alert.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
To night with a particularly furry suspect who is apparently
not old enough to drink.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
On Saturday, animal control officers caught a raccoon red handed
or red pod inside an ABC store after helping itself
to bottles of alcohol.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Your names w you name of raccoon?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Raccoon?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Stupid kids? Yeah, And of course this is their big
story of the week, the big kicker story. So after
the story's over, they're going to chop it up some more.
Oh yeah, of course, more local TV comedy. I love
it when the news anchor because they're really good at
just reading teleprompter, but they're not so good at that
living off the well.
Speaker 10 (08:23):
In all seriousness, the ABC store did have to file
a report for the loss of product, and the workers
at the ABC store we're telling me people had been
coming in all day just to see the store and
ask if that's where it happened. Certainly not the type
of thing you would like to see happen, or that
expect to see happening.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Situation, and I.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Hope the raccoon's okay.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
Now I lost a lot of bottles, but bringing in
a lot of more customers.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Okay, something sober and okay at this point he is sober.
Speaker 10 (08:49):
Okay, we can rest, We can rest easy tonight.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
You know what I mean? What the effort you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
He's wishing well to the raccoons. You wouldn't want people
think you're on, you're untearing.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
You wouldn't want to see a blitzed raccoon. And then
you go to the store because you want to see
the floor it happened, also knowing that the raccoon's perfectly fine,
like so you know how the story ends. They got drunk.
You don't want the free marketing for the location. Okay,
So what did you say that? Greg?
Speaker 6 (09:14):
And I had the exact same thought. Oh, okay, it's
all cleaned up, knowing it's a liquor store in Nowheresville.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I want to see where it happened. This is the
sort of thing. If I lived in Hanover, Virginia, my
mom would have taken us to go see the phone.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Somebody that was smart enough to like start selling selling
merch like right away on the street.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Would have would you show raccoon news.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
So storables that raccoon was Sadly not everyone is on
board with raccoons. This is a longer story, so feel
free to jump in here when you like. From A
W A H S the B H A S eleven
excuse me in Massachusetts where a Massachusetts woman she went
outside with a little dugan running piddling around and she
meets a raccoon and instead of you know, be it
nice and sweet and loving on it, and she says
that she had to fight this rap kill.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
What an idiot a raccoon warning in Somerville.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
They become monsters, cut up and bruise.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
Katherine van Buskirk relived the terrifying moments she was viciously
attacked by the animal early Saturday morning, the long time.
Some of the datum said. She was letting her dogs,
Ruby and Blue, out to the garden around one am
when all of a sudden, she says, a raccoon jumped
at her face while she was on the deck.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
It flew at me from several different directions. All right, yeah, multiverse, Yeah,
it was like multiple raccoons or how does one raccoon
jump at you from multiple directions? Portals like doctor who
you just heard him? Uh huh uh huh sounds like
a hyperbolics multiple directions. Flew at me from several different directions.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
That raccoon clawed her face, scratched her arms, and noded
her hands and legs while she desperately fought it off
each time, though she says it would just charge back
even more aggressive. Somehow she was able to escape mouse
and close her deck door, bloodied, but able to call
nine one one.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Probably the most she's been touched in decades by anything. Yeah,
the only thing she can get to uh, put its
mouth on her. It sounds like attention, horror, Yeah right.
All I could do was scream, help me, help me.
Speaker 8 (11:16):
Catherine was given raby shots and antibiotics at a nearby hospital,
but her biggest concern was for Ruby, who still hadn't
been spotted since the attack. She told us he was
eventually found that morning cowering inside behind the TV. Even
the dogs dog.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
You can't find your dog inside your house, he could
always behind the TV. Yeah, and it's a he named Ruby.
What were you thinking, lady, exactly. Yeah, sounds like a
sertified slush.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
I kept saying it to myself because I couldn't find
any other words.
Speaker 8 (11:46):
I just encountered a monster Sunday. She was spreading year
and across her garden was away. She believes the raccoon
was feeding from her compost, been off the deck. That's
what Menace has been saying.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
How long have I been saying that? Wolf years heard? Yeah,
I recommend a wolf pee over a coyote. You can
get it on Amazon.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Is the worst spelling thing you've ever smelled in your life,
but it keeps these critters outside here.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
If you can't handle a cute and cuddly let raccoon, Yeah,
that's right. Raccoon News show, Raccoon News.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
I don't have any audio on this next one because
it was just from a Facebook post in North Georgia
where a guy he saw an injured raccoon on the
side of the road and he said, oh, take this
baby over to the wildlife center. So he is very
nice man. Again, we don't know who he is yet.
You'll find out why that is. Later grabbed the raccoon,
put him in his jacket, put it up against his
chest and then they drove about an hour is how
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far away this nature center was?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah, I love raccoons, but I would never do that.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Well, this guy sh probably shouldn't have done that because
the raccoon got away, bit him on his face, in
his hands, and he got loose inside of his vehicle.
So this guy, he said, you know what, he's probably
just scared and confused. This is a little baby, little
baby dugan in raccoon. So he uh stopped at his
house wrapped the rac whon has had a blanket.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
With duct tape. They continued to the wildlife center.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Then there was nobody there because it was like super
early in the morning for whatever reason, and he just
kind of dumped the raccoon. At the wildlife center. They
asked him what happened, and uh, because there was somebody
there at least, and he said, well, you know, blah
blahlah blah blah. They said, hey, you've been bitting and scratch.
We don't need to give you some shots. He said, nope,
I'm leaving.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I'm out here. I'm good. So they're still good for
this guy. I'm taking my rabies and I'm going home.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
So yeah, all right, pe that guy unfortunately, And alright,
p the raccoon because I had to kill it, because
you can't tell if something has rabies until you kill it,
right exactly, Well, you don't know, all right. So we
all know Dick Clark, he's a billion years old. Well
there's another Dick Clark who's almost a billion years old.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
This is from.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
Clark, Dick Clark. Oh, I'm thinking about Dick Van Dyke.
Oh yeah, not Dick Clark.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Clark is dead is like a hundred yeah, he's about
to about Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
So this Dick though, from CBS Minnesota, is doing the
right Dickley sort of things all right.
Speaker 11 (14:06):
At Dick Clark's Connecticut home, it's apparent everywhere he enjoys
the presence of animals. Last spring, Dick was smoking a
cigar outside.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
This raccoon just came walking up to me. Just strutted up,
stood there, looked at me, didn't run, didn't do anything else.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
I just was.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
A building and get that close to me.
Speaker 11 (14:28):
Then the next night the critter came back, and every
day that followed he quickly became something like a raccoon whisperer.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
I don't know whether she felt comfortold me that she
came back to five babies after a month of bonding.
Speaker 11 (14:46):
From there, a friendship was formed. The raccoon came daily
until it was time for its deep sleep. Then, sure enough,
this spring, one of the babies remembered their favorite human.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Ah the sea bed. Trying to tug at our heartstrings
of these raccoon news stories. Yeah, they're gonna be our
next dogs.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
Yeah, study on that, right, that's another raccoon, big raccoon news.
I keep getting email alerts about this every day, where
scientists studying raccoons saying, especially the ones that live closer
to humans, are showing flatter faces, smaller flatter faces, which
is a number one sign of domestication. Think about how
wolves are out in big long snouts and he goes
(15:27):
all the way to MENACE's dogs that can't even breathe
because their faces and faces are so flat. So they
say that raccoons are are breeding themselves to be cuter,
because when they are cuter, we interact with them more.
So this is this is sort of it's a natural
selection of types, as if they could get cuter, right,
So just give it a few more generations. Man, as
we may have fully domesticated, we already do but we
should have even more really fully domesticated raccoons.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
One more raccons. Sorry from the Raccoon News desk.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Well, can you believe it's been ten years since hashtag
dead raccoon t O took over the internet. That was
the dead raccoon that would just died on a sidewalk
in Toronto and some guy walked outside and saw it
and he called animal control. They didn't show up. So
people started put doing things like laying flowers by its side,
putting a cigarette, candles and putting a cigarette and it's
still stuffed.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Animals they got at the convenience store just to respect
the dead.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Well had a little photo of a raccoon. It's been
ten whole years. Well he's gone, that raccoon, but not
forgotten at that spot in Toronto.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
There's not a plaque. Here's more on that. So what
do Toronto residents think of the new plaque? We asked them,
what do you think of Toronto memorializing a raccoon? Kind
of silly?
Speaker 6 (16:39):
Really, lots more action on the street needed than memorializing
Raccoonsha here.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yes, I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Okay, that's cute.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yes it's sad, but it's nice that we have a
sign for him, so do you, Legacy.
Speaker 8 (16:52):
I really appreciate the idea of people having loved the animals.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
That's really kind of them. I took pictures of the
plaque just and sent it off to friends of mine.
If you want to check it out for yourself.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
It's on the southeast side of Young at Church Street.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
All right venue, That's right, I love it. There you go,
I'm down and go see that plaque. Ex vacation spot.
And there's your Raccoon news. Everybody, dear raccoon and mother
for me. Done the wood show, and we are ready
(17:28):
for today's dumb ass contest. And today's dumbass contest is
the dye Yeah d uyq seed mass. Please explain the
way the game works, everybody.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
I find it any nice and drunk person and ask
them just the simplest, easiest trivia questions. So you would say,
what's the point, Well, the point is will they be
so drunk that they won't know the answer.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
This sounds a lot like the Menace original game. Will
they know it?
Speaker 7 (17:52):
Why you steal it?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Here's the difference. And here's what I did.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
I took Menus's great idea and I screwed it up
by finding someone really funny who's drunk, and by asking
them really super simple, easy trivia questions.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I really screwed that part of it upright, Well, I
guess well, we'll see how it goes.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
You know, So you play the game as always by
guessing whether the person will know the answer. You don't
guess the answer right, right, drunks right, who hopefully is
very funny and their answer might be very funny.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah, Woodie is the number. Let's say hello to Carlos. Hey,
what's up Carlos?
Speaker 8 (18:26):
Hey, good morning?
Speaker 6 (18:27):
What do you show?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Carlos? All right, so you're gonna play the duy Q
Now before we get to the questions that matter for
you winning a prize, We're gonna get to know this
drunk person a little bit to see just how with
it or not? What they are and who is this
sea man?
Speaker 6 (18:40):
This is Jen not what his wife but a different
gen and she is telling us about what she is
drinking and what how that relates to the love of
her life?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
All right, what you been drinking? Whiskey from dark dark dark?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I'm on dark.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
If it's dark liquid, I'm gonna is that.
Speaker 12 (19:00):
What they say that you like your liquor like you
like your man.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
No, actually, I have like a really super young husband
to your husband thirty and I'm forty three and he
loves me. You guys, meet my dead friend. SE's my husband,
and yay, he's awesome, So I'm pretty impressed.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
All right.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Wait, did she just say that it was her dad's friend,
dad's friend, her dead friend friend dead friend. Okay, he
gave her a husband. Okay, all right, all right, well Carlos,
that's Jens. That's what you're just trying to guess. If
she knows the answers to these questions, yesterda, no, two
out of three, you're gonna be the winner of the DYQ.
We have Menace and Sammy who are stone cold sober,
and we'll see how they do. Everybody ready for question
(19:52):
number one? Oh yeah, all right, here we go, d
uy Q.
Speaker 12 (19:55):
Russia stretches over what's two continents?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
All right? Russia stretches over for what? Two continents? Uh?
May I please start a triple no?
Speaker 8 (20:07):
Triple no.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Geography is so not their strong point. I mean, there's
many weak points, but this is one of the weakest.
Speaker 7 (20:15):
But this is an wouldn't you call this like an
easy yearsh process of elimination for most adults.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yes, the educated guest factor involves education.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
I'm gonna say no, gen no, menace, Yes.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Sammy, Dad, it flipped. I think yes, menace No Sammy? Okay,
no different No to Jen medicine, Sammy. Do you think
that she's gonna get it? No?
Speaker 4 (20:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
All right, Carlos, what do you think?
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with no.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
All right, no for Jen.
Speaker 12 (20:48):
Question number one d U i Q, Russia stretches over
what's two continents?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Menace Asia and Europe, Asia and Europe, Asia, Asia and Europe. Wow.
Just when you thought you had it, you know, yeah?
All right? Well, hey, the only one that matters for
Carlos is if jend no's it?
Speaker 12 (21:10):
Question number one, Russia stretches over what's two continents?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
You look at Europe, you look at Russia.
Speaker 12 (21:19):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Now I feel like an idiot asking me all these
questions when I'm hammered.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Is not fair?
Speaker 4 (21:28):
All right?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Well, okay, Carlos, Carlos, good news, you're on the board.
You got to one point here on the d U
i Q. Yeah, but all right, let's see question number two.
Speaker 12 (21:42):
The stars of What TV Show? Went on a three
hour tour.
Speaker 7 (21:46):
Oh come, she's forty three, right, Yeah, that's indicse this
is an older TV show.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I didn't say it's an old TV show. Yeah, I didn't.
I think just asking you made yesterday. Yeah, I think
she will get that, I think. So I'm gonna, man,
this goes against all my strategy with this game, and
but I'm gonna say that she does. Jen will know
that one. I think she's a study Sweeney fan.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
I'm gonna say, you're just okay.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
So I think Sammy will old soul.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
And then Menace. Man, that's that's trough. What do you
think I'm kind of on the fence with Menace.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
You're gonna think I'm out of my mind. No, No,
I'm gonna say Sammy and Menace yes. And Jen's gonna
think she gets it, but totally flubs it. So I'm
gonna say no to Jen, all right.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I will say, man, I'll say yes to both Sammy
and Menace sweep it. Yes, Oh my wow?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Really yeah, I'm saying no to Jen and then for
I usually don't even glance at them, but Menace looks confident.
So I'll say yes to Menace and notice Sammy, all right,
Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Jen gets this one?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
No? No, way, no? All right? Question number two, Carlos,
what do you say?
Speaker 8 (23:07):
I'm gonna go with no, even though I didn't really
hear the question, but I appreciate it's gonna be an.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
I wanted to be fair. Here's the question.
Speaker 12 (23:13):
The stars of what TV show went on a three
hour tour?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
All right? That's the question. So you still want to
stick with no?
Speaker 8 (23:21):
I don't even know, but I'm gonna go no.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Okay, no, all right. Question number two, we'll start with you, Sammy.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
The stars of what TV show went on a three
hour tour Gilligan's Island?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Menace, Gilligan's Island Island? All right, So that's that's two
out of the three of my sweep.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
She's got shakes on that show?
Speaker 13 (23:42):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Question number two?
Speaker 12 (23:44):
The stars of what TV show went on a three
hour tour?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Three od?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
That's right?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
And what was the name of the show Elligan's Island? Yeah,
I'm old.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
Wow, you took a real chance there.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I did things, just not dramatic, goes the Dynamite Bom.
I'm sorry, Carlos. That's why we have the third question
for you man. Third one U d u i Q.
What is the city that never sleeps? All right, so
what is I think Carlos just finished? Oh yeah, I
(24:26):
think if they've been at this city or not? I
think I think Jen yes again, I say Jen, yes again, Menace, Yes,
for sure? Absolutely, another sweep for yes really yeah, I'm
sweeping in another another yes.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I don't want to have more egg on my face.
I'm kind of feeling triple yes too. Yeah, let's let's
do it.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Tripley, We're doing it. We're doing it.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
I did it.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
It's been like four days.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
Yeah, yes, I wasn't sure about Sammy, but now I
think it's a triple yes.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah, yeah, I think you definitely know triple yes, triple
yes Menace and Sammy. What do you think will Jen
know the answer to that question? No, And she's going
to say Chicago. She's gonna say, okay, Well, so Carlos,
what do you think yes or no? No?
Speaker 8 (25:17):
No?
Speaker 12 (25:17):
Question number three for the d U i Q, what
is the city that never sleeps?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
On the count of three, I want both Menace and
Samy to say at the same time, are you reading one? Two, three?
New York.
Speaker 8 (25:33):
I was wrong.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah, New York.
Speaker 7 (25:35):
I wrote down New York, but then I thought that
was because that's where electricity.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
For the first time. The city of lights, the city
of lights is Vegas. Right, you've been there, both wrong lights.
You said it's overrated Paris City.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I know I wrote it down, but then I overthought
it because I thought that they lit up.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
When I was looking up a bunch of stuff for
the Dubai trip, there was multiple videos that said Dubai
the city that never sleeps. I'm like that, don't try
just because we don't have laws there. All right, all right,
here we go. Carlo Carlos said, no, question number three
for the d u i Q, what is the city
(26:28):
that never sleeps?
Speaker 12 (26:30):
L A, Why is that?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Because I don't sleep ever?
Speaker 12 (26:36):
Stayed up in the one setting loving days drugs?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
No oh you stay out? Yeah right right, Well, congratulations
you are a winner here on the d u i Q.
Start spreading the news, Jez A winner you guys the city. Carlos,
(27:00):
congrats man, and thank you so much for listening to
wood Show. Have yourself a great weekend. Hang on, okay,
suck you suck it, so everybody stop spreading here's rats everywhere.
I mean, okay, garbage. I want to be parts New
(27:22):
yor everyone's talking all the time. I got the wrong
hearts are longing to except for a dollar right shoe, the.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Very hard of it New York, New yor the worst
accidents in the warm.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Welcome and sleeps like Lass Vegan and fine garbage Hill.
Fuck you Chinese food at three am. Yeah, that's what
people do. You have an apartment so small that you
(28:10):
gotta store stuff in your oven or they'll get back
to booth thereby.
Speaker 13 (28:20):
Can naked there Macon where it stopped to you lost
your side.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
See all right more when he shows cuting down tang on.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Antologiessology and it's seasonology.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Show right back
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