Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - November 28th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the zitim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is for the Policeman's Big Pod.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Thanks to animates making Happy it happened for pits.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
The Top Sex is coming up Simon Dello's last night
on the news? Wow?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
How long? What was that?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Two thousand and six years? But I've been that's only
since he's been leading the six pm bulletin. He's been
around for long and he was forty two when he
did his first news bulletin.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I was just having met Simon a number of times.
The man keeps it ty. Oh does he looks like
a spring show?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I don't think his height comes across the news z
it doesn't. Next to Wendy. Wendy's also quite a tall one.
So if you've never met Simon Deello, the dude must
be six to four. He's very tall, very tall for
six five six.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Amn.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yet the Top six are delving into Simon Dello's last
television news broadcast tonight.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
And how's he going to sign off?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Motion?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I think they'll be. I know that won't be.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
He's absolute professional. Bring out flowers and he'll keep it tight.
But he'll do a little fairwell. But sign Yeah, we'll
see what that's in the Top six Top six ways.
Simon Della will sign off. Also, we must deal with
the news that Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yes have claimed that when they did their world famous
conscious uncoupling, they also did another ritual and it's something
very specific to us here and alti at all.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
We'll deal with that before seven o'clock next on the show, though,
Aussi's are beating us at something again.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Again the ZM podcast network.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
An infographic that was being shared around on Reddit shows
for graphics, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
Same with graphs.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Oh gorgeous.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Do you prefer a pie graph or a bar chart?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I'll take the mind, but I probably lean heavily towards pie. Yeah,
I love it. Yeah. And colors colors words.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
What about when things are represented in an infographic, the
more they were mentioned or the biggest share they have,
just the like a like a word cloud yeah or.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah. Well we're simple, We're just like shapes.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
And it shows that Australia consumes twenty nine point nine
liters per poson annually of wine compared to New Zealanders,
who are on average ten point seven liters.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
What is that in bottles? Seven hundred in a bottle,
So ten leads.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Is ten eleven to fifteen bottles and you're doing you're
doing your share. For No, I don't try to drink
wine unless it's unless it's prosecco in an apparol. Yeah,
I don't drink wine.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
I'm not. Honestly, I would be a ghast. I love wine.
I love wine so much it is I would say
wine is a passion of mine. Yeah, I like it
small amounts. My favorite vow is wow, so Barrent.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
The Australia is the twelfth largest consumer.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
But then people are commenting, yeah per campt, but more
than us people are commenting.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
And I noticed this again.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
I was reminded of it at at the weekend when
I was in Australia, that everything is so expensive there.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Wine is cheaper than beer.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Wine is cheap, yes, some of the wine that blows
my mind expensive getting a beer. I know, a six
pack of like rt ds or something, and they were
it was like fifty seven dollars a six pack, like even,
like they's how pals over there now?

Speaker 5 (03:47):
And boxes of pals Like it's they're so expensive over there.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
It's insane. I know, because I.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Was We went out for dinner when we were over
there this week this week Fletch Jesus, the second business trip,
and they seen an eight dollar beer and I was expecting,
you know how they do the little schooners or whatever
they call it, they're embarrassing, grow up scooner schooner.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
You've got a.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Jug and you're pouring into a little bit. Otherwise that's
an embarrassing Yeah. But then there was eight dollars. I
was like, it's just gonna one of those tiny schooners.
And it came out.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
It was a big one.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
I was like, what fishbowl.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
It was a big beer for eight dollars in Australia,
and the sky was just like, yeah, that's hell of
a deal.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Hell of a deal because.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
They do it so excessive.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
So it's wine drink drunk drinks, swam swimmed drank beer
because it's the cheapest. Might be yeah, it might be
by the sounds of it. Or they just love their Wan.
I mean they are a Wan country. Yeah, they do
love their wine. The thing about they'd lead a few alcohols,
thats worse than us. Maybe, yeah, I think we're on

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parm maybe.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
The z N.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Podcast networks A short real play ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Is it Flat Friday? Actually today? It is the actual
date today, but we're just we just sort of dance
around it all month.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
But American Black Fridays tomorrow. Yes, because Thanksgiving tanks given today.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, I'm thankful for you too this year.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I'm also thankful for you too this year, and you
two or YouTube and with you and also with.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
You and May and May the eighth with you.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Now.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
There is an Italian waitress. She lives in Australia, but
she's from Tuscany, Darling, so she's been all of us. Okay,
she lives in Melbourne but works in an Italian restaurant.
Hell of the seasoning Tuscan. Yeah, a season up there
with Moroccan. No, it's a Moroccan over Tuscan. Some of
my favorite.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Places to visit would be my Spicetrals, you know nations
and my spice Strawl. Yeah, I've been to a Regano.
It's have you pretty cool?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Weaight? You got a paprika guys? What's that like? Man?
Just like dusty dusty, but like spit smoky. Because I
had two days in chicken salt and I didn't like it. Yeah,
I didn't like it. I can't wait for a genuine
friends trip to All.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Spice where we go, We're going to have a good time.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, something about Cuman anyway? Come in, Yeah, you come in,
Come in, come in. Who's there Cumen anyway? Her name
is Alice, She's from Tuscany. She works in an Italian
restaurant in Melbourne. Now do you know who would love this? Patsy,
my mum's real When she goes to an Italian restaurant

(06:32):
and they don't have an Italian next thing, she's like,
food's not gonna be very good.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
Oh, really can't be good.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
It could be the best, and she'd be because she
wants to practice irritate.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
You know what your Chinese take away to be too clean,
spending too much time cleaning and enough time making whatever
that goodness is been on the boil for three years.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Don't give me a sea rating.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
And I know they're going to pile that plate right
up on. Are going to be stingy?

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so she said as an Italian waitress.
Here was one of the things that shocked me most
about living in Melbourne. And I'm sure we do it
over here just as much. The splitting of the bill,
which is fine, split the bill, like, hey, can we
split it in half? Or we might split three ways
or whatever. She thinks it's so embarrassing and gives her

(07:21):
the ultimate eck and that would never happen in Italy.
When someone comes up to the tiller's like, how can
we split the bill and she says yes, she goes, Okay,
I had three glasses of wine, I had the fish
and chips, and I had the.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
I only had one slice of pizza. Yeah, can we
split the bill in three? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, She's like, it's so embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
I always just think, I mean, and this is different
situations to different people, but if you are in the
area to someone pays and everybody pays the back, it's
just got to be easy for you.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
And our friend group does that mostly.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Either one personal get it and then we all divvi in,
or you'll go, can we split it three ways?

Speaker 3 (07:57):
I don't mind getting it because I don't get the points. Yeah,
the point, get the point pin points piggy.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
So she said, it is not the Roman it's not
the Italian way in Italy. It's not the fact that
their bill splitting and not one big Daddy's coming out paying.
They call it bill a la Romana the Roman way,
which means, you know how we might do it? Can
we just split it down the middle? Okay? It three
ways like that. She's like, there's so embarrassing when people

(08:25):
in there being like can I pay for half? So
there was three of us, So I'm gonna pay for
one third of the bowl of chips. Yeah, and I'm
gonna get one third of the bottle of wine. And
I had to sell it.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Some people are on a budget, and you know, if
they're out with a group of friends, I know they
should just pay for.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
What they ate.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Totally. This goes back.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
To yeah, work it out, yeah, work.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
It out later. But we've talked about this before, like
that's a conversation maybe best had before we go. Yeah,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
And maybe someone that wants the budget.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah, and maybe someone doesn't have a credit can't to
put the whole dinner on.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
You know.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
That's another thing he has been times this year there's
been a social event that I've just opted out of
because it's not in the worth and budget.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, for sure, that's what I mean, Like maybe sitting
up the date, the friendship pang so that we are
all aware of the budget.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Yeah, but there is that.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
We've talked about it before on the show about friends
and different budget errors. Yeah, epochs, we said insted on
the show and one hundred percent sure of what it
meant at the time, so I stayed quiet. But it
confirmed it was exactly what I thought it was. It
was like errors defined era right right, Yeah, like my
personal recession is my current financial epoch. Yeah? Right?

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Do you.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Where are we at with our rounds of beers? I
feel like you treat me to Bali. It's going to
be my rounds for the next quite No, no, no,
Ballei aside. That's that's its own separate thing.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Mean, I do around, definitely, not mean where do we go?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
And we went? We went to the Irish Bar and
then you owed around.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
No, we went to the Irish battleform in to that
nice sky City restaurant. The Yeah, it's definitely burns more
than habit is starting in at me crime.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
I mean we did take him to Balwie.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Play z M's flesh fornon Haley.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Christmas Toys Massive every year there's a big, big fat one.
I actually got too distracted by nostalgia and I didn't
google what the hottest Christmas toy was?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
This this uh this year.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Still real hard to get a harder.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
We went to Pop One Sydney and there was no
there was all the other ones.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
The hottest Christmas toys for twenty twenty five include the
Jurassic World, Primal Hanch Interactive Dinosaur. Okay, various Lego sets,
especially those related to Formula one.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Lego sets are sir, Yeah, other especially Harry Potter is here.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Lego are the top contenders.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Character driven toys from shows like Blue and Gabies, Dollhouse, Yeah,
little lives.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
I don't need to buy for any kids. Wow, I
don't have to worry about it. Are you doing niece's gifts?
Fletch just cale shake his head. He didn't even say anything.
Was just like, lets get cash.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
I don't know what toys when you're a kid, when
I don't even got any prisons from and you were like,
I am a lord. Yeah, I cannot wait for the
summer to spend this. Yeah, and you wait, hold on,
you're only giving them ten Uncle money Bags is coming
to town and he's only bringing.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
They can't get a heit of themselves.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Twenty bucks and then you let them loosen the warehouse
and you say, heaven out, that's what my mom is,
susy are fiftees. Maybe I'll go to fifteen this year.
You're gotta go fifteen. So you're going to go somewhere
split a tin to get two fives. That's terrible.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Well, this unless there's looking back at the hottest toys
throughout the years. Okay, I'm going to start at about
eighty eight where it was the place it was, the
place called kitchen. Oh yeah, it just fully plastic by
the way, like your dad probably could have whipped up
you whipped your upper mud kitchen from scraps in the garage.
But you know, it was the age of plasts and
it had like fake pots and stuff. It was a

(12:12):
prison for girls because they would go and in the
kitchen totally.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, because that's where we belong, you know, in the
cooking and the cleaning.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
And if the girl wasn't getting the plastic play school kitchen,
they were getting polypocket eighty nine polypops.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
That's that's the year I was born, and I grew
up with lots of polypocket.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Pollypockets had resurgence because my daughter's had some polypocket really. Yeah,
it was the Ninja Turtles in nineteen ninety anything Ninja
Turtles based. Yeah, And then for the rich kids, then
we got into handheld devices like the Sega game Gear
came out in nineteen ninety one.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
But for me, we had one. It was the Super
so the year of the Super Socer.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Yeah, ninety one was a super Soker year where super
soakers really took off.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
That was so great.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
They're still cool. Vorn As is it dead?

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Oh? I just as a Now I'm I can afford
I buy my own. I buy the most powerful one. Wow,
I want to if I want to backpack super Soaker,
so I don't. I just used the water blaster on
the can. Yeah, the cat turn right through.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
The Yeah, go on, squip me again close you can
get Yeah back there, you're geting a miss thing. I
use my weed sprayer backpack. You know you got a pump.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
The still still got a bit of round up in it.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yea, it was. And the moment they'll be like that's
not strong. You suck, and I'll be like I'll sit
with that for a bit. Yeah. So with twenty years,
twenty years in a lung disorder.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Barbiere had a big resurgence, and then we remember the dead.
The nineteen ninety four saw the emergence and it was
the must have toy, the digital dear Diary.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
Oh I don't remember that.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
You you there's our reason a rich kid. Do you
remember those vague I didn't have it. I went pince
pin pan paper.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
The lockable diary, the dinky diaries or whatever they were.
But this was like the digital hard year in finance
that year.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, maybe in Petston's seven year, as many houses, it
didn't give as many loans out.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Beanie babies started in ninety five to really head, Oh
my god, ninety ninety six they must have Christmas toy
was toill me. Elma, wow, it's.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Took me out so that they feels so much earlier
than I remember.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Yeah, ninety six, wow, okay, it stacks up so thirty
years next year since to come out.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
We should get him in, get him.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
In nineteen nineven it was Tama Got Cheese, Tama got
Chees with the must have and then in nineteen eight
the Devil himself became a toy and Furbi's with the
must have Christmas. I remember that didn't they try to
bring those back years ago?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
They did? Yeah, yeah they did.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
So this is the most popular Christmas toy the year
you were born. Yep, nineteen ninety nine or yeah, you
were a rich kid, and I mean I was seventeen
by the stage, but I still wanted one of those
remote control cars that you couldn't roll because it could
work upside down.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Oh yeah, those big like tumbler wheels tumbles. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, it was called the Tycho Rebound. Okay, that was
a big one.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
That was the must help like a white t t
That was a different year. There was a different year, different, different, different,
three thousand and.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
I like, I like, I like this.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
The Sony PlayStation two was two thousand and ones.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Must have Wow, PlayStation one never made it on this list.
No brats dolls, here we go. Yeah, and now I'm
sort of remembering now.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
And there was two thousand and two, so we're talking
twenty three years ago. All those little brat stells grew
up to just be the most horrendous adults. You know
that hammer and espresso Martinez. Yeah, the viaduct of like
two in the morning, and you're like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
These are my you've got Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Also that felt pointed because we've been in the vine
duct drinkings for Siemontinez at two in the morning.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yeah, and we're not Bratt's girls. Yeah. The Xbox enters
there a badget. I don't remember this, but it was
a homemade badge making machine, cut out a little head shot.
It was a heart throb in two thousand cap okay,
climbing on a badge and have your own badges.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Bay Blades entered it.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Oh my god, I had one of these, and he's
probably still in the garage somewhere.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
This dancing robot thing. I remember when I had one
of those.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
You could approach have it so late in life I
got gifted it, okay, but no regrets. I would have
purchased one of Yeah robots, get a bit of AI
technology and that in two thousand year are we up
to the must.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Have two thousand and five?

Speaker 5 (16:22):
These are the must have toys the year people were born.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Tamagotchi connection.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
This is where your tama gotchies could talk to other
You never got into that, but the Nintendo Wii was
two thousand and six.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Must have was that Bluetooth? Was it? It? Must for
Red might have been the talking to each other.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah, Guitar Hero and other games that were based in
you know, try to look about Rockstar memories are entered
in two thousand and seven. Yeah, nerf, I'll just roll
through those hoverboards that had a wheel on each side.
Twenty Thirteen's Hottest Christmas gift amazing, you give me.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Some, give me some, give me a twenty nineteen is
it because to go all the Way out?

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Twenty nineteen was the Nintendo Switch Nintendo Switch Light and
Harry Potter Hobwarks.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
How fun does it go? Like it right the way back,
right the way back? Good? To go back to Franken
Stinson merh Is.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
It just like eighteen ten Christmas Bit of Cold?

Speaker 3 (17:17):
The earliest one was nineteen seventy Cindy the Barbie knockoffs.
Oh okay, this was the more affordable option, and the
board game Risk and a space Hopper.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
Wow okay, Oh how fun?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
If we got all these toys, why would you play
for a day? You know what?

Speaker 3 (17:31):
We get into that time where the moors are going
to be packed at the weekend and sweching today because
of Blake Friday. But yeah, a lot of Christmas shopping
will be happening this weekend.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Well you reckon, just line up at the ATM and
get out fifteen bucks does that M?

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Podcast Network plays that Ms Flen and Haley from.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
The unmoderated comments section.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
This is the top six.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Simondello finishes as the lead one news presenter tonight after
twenty years at the job. His final bulletin will be tonight.
He's sixty one years old. While he joined TV ands
ind in nineteen ninety three after earlier studying law and
working as a barrista, which is weird because you'd think
you'd work as a barrister. Yeah, but as a barrista.

(18:20):
Well that's why I always these little long sleeves on
the news. He's covered in tatos because of course, because
it was when you finish your barrista training, they tatt you.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
So he's worked on Newsnight, various news bulletins as well
as a front as well as fronting Agenda Q and
A before hosting six PM in two thousand and six.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
So yeah, it's been a long time time.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Newsnight.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
News Night is something young players listening to the radio.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Of course, you are TV two.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
You just have a late night news program. That's right.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
They did at night. Yeah, it was at fifteen minutes,
sort of a wrap up of the day for the year.
Was he targeted more the youth?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, before the Internet gave us, you know, little bite
sized pieces of news or news were before.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Like he's sixty one years old, and not to objectify him,
but like he when you see him, you're like, no, way, yeah,
there's no, he's very.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Type tight Top six ways. Simon Della will sign off
as last news bulletin tonight, number sex on the list
for Hailey's This is Haley's idea. Okay, Sionara, No, you've
stuck it up. Simonara, Simonara, Simon Simon.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
How did you miss them? What did I say wrong?

Speaker 3 (19:38):
It's sim Simon Simon, Simon, Simonara, Simon Simon Andara Simonara Japanese.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
Yeah, Simonara, I've always.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Missed the flowers. Yeah, I think they'll be there. Will
definitely be flowers. Someone's gonna bring up flowers, flowers, and
then the cart instead of it will say here's your
top sex distance off.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
Maybe Judy Bailey and Paul Holmes will come out bad.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Such bad news to you.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
He died, Judy Bailey.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
She's around around Richard Long.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Richard Long, because that's how he took over from A
the year from Judy Bailey and Richard Long Good.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Good Lord.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Number five unless of the top six way, Simon and
Della will sign off for a final news bulletins tonight
with a state classy San Diego.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, because that movie out that year Dead. I wonder
if he likes the movie and command you were, you're
going to like movies about you.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
By the way, in the new season of Stranger Things, Yep,
there's right at the start of episode the first episode
of it. Yeah, they run it, Steve. They're running a
Robin and Steve a running a radio station. And August
was just like, look, you're your jobs on Strangers job, Yeah,
etceter eighties radio. I think you have a real appreciation
for it for someone that used to rock a cart

(21:00):
that you said the day Yes, I might pull up
that scene. Okay, well, actually you might have to because
I didn't have Netflix on this. The number four on
the list of the top six way, Simon Dela will
sign off. I reckon, he's going to have some fluent yo.
He was the original white boy giving got a red
hot go he's very good.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
He's very good.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
You think of bloody. I think there might be a
long form. Do you think he might say what is
the most important thing people? The paper?

Speaker 3 (21:29):
He may be number three on the list of the
top six way. Simon Dello will sign off as last
news bulletin. Say delo to your mom for me. That's
that's because your mum likes Simon.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yeah, I love Simon. She likes him in all the ways. Hello.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Number two on the list of the top six way,
Simon Dell will sign off tonight for his fine on
his bulletin. I'm Simon Dello, simoning off for the last time.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah, that's good, Yes, Simon off. Not as good as.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Simon The best way? You put that in sex, because
this is the top sex. Often the best ones of sex.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
You reckon.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
Oh okay, I don't do it. It shouldn't be that way.
It should be the best one, should be number one, and.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Earlier people will people will think there's some more good
stuff coming and then and then it won't never arrive.
That won't be okay. I forgot to ask you to
get the sense of tone ready, but I don't. I
don't think you could. I was actually going to say
the words, and you were going to have to censor
them live. I mean, guys, you should feel the nerves

(22:32):
between these two at the moment. I mean you planned swearing.
I wouldn't say a word because it doesn't really beep
it out. Okay, you get ready for the get a
point when I want to beat Okay, okay, top six
a way. Simon Doubliable set off tonight at the end
of one News for his final news bulletin, he will
say peace out.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Oh say that. I can't say that.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
I can't say that, but good would it be if
he did? I'd be pretty.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
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Speaker 2 (23:01):
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Speaker 1 (23:06):
In a recent episode of the Goop podcast of Gwyneth Paltrow,
it is still going.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
She's still got a website selling like bread lamps and yes,
steamers and.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
And you know, like five thousand dollars moisturizers and whatnot
and yeah, bloody nine million dollar dildo and all sorts. Yeah.
So in this recent episode, she claimed that when she
had her conscious uncoupling slash divorce with Chris Martin.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
From Cold Blay.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
From Cold Blay that was a while ago, now right
twenty forty Yeah, yeah, we're talking years ago, and these
kids are like adults now. Very beautiful, very beautiful. Apple
is a beauty here though, get bruised brown spots. Yeah,

(24:01):
so many brands people, very beautiful, very beautiful. And the
conscious uncoupling thing that went like bloody viral because everyone
was like, the hell is there? It's called a divorce
but also likestion fourteen wow eleven.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
But also it was civil, which I think was nice,
wasn't it. It was totally and I think that's what
maybe people were like, Oh, that that's a good way
of doing it.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
How you do it? Interesting? Well, So on this episode
she claimed alongside this civil breakup that she they also
had a traditional Maldi separation ceremony. Now what and so
everyone went when why? What? Who? How? Whow where? And

(24:47):
where's a good question? Where did this happen?

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Can we cross now to our resident Maldi Hailey Jans Brown.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
I'm here, Maori had to google it and I've been
read it as well, my preferred source of accurate information,
and a lot of people on here, I'll say a
lot of Mary on here being like I'm not really
sure what she's referring to because she didn't go into
in depth, and because she's talking in an American podcast,

(25:15):
no one said something not thinking she's gonna have to
follow through on it.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
There's one thing, and I love you love to see
it when someone says something about multi culture around the world,
it gets back to us and we've got questions.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, a Mamori divorced ceremony. So I've done a bit
of research here because a lot of people going, Okay,
we'll figure out what this means. Yeah, but also why
did she do it? She didn't have a Maldy marriage,
she didn't have a ma she didn't have She's not Maldy,
he's not Maldy. They don't have a real connection to
New Zealand other than the visited.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Two of the whitest people you'll ever see.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, and then someone also on the set is that
the pussy candle lady. So that a lot of comments
week that's brilliant why she done this? So I've had
a bit of a research that usually with with traditional
Maori marriages, of which again they didn't have. It's it's

(26:13):
also a bonding of faro. So sometimes you can have
a faro Huey like a meeting where the whole families
might get together and openly sort of have a whoey
about the breakdown. But he also sounds quite simple, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Traditionally I believe, like marriage around the world, marriage between
maori was to combine power or.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
Which is what marriage has always been totally.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
So here at the faro whoe, they could at grievances,
they could acknowledge harms and then we can part with
Do you.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Think she was meaning more that that's kind of what
their conscious are uncoupling was?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
I wonder if it's this be because she said it
was quite spiritual, but that's all she said about it.
It's called a fukawatia, which is like a symbolic cleansing,
that is any sort of tapu or like hard emotions
between them. So I wonder if maybe you know, she
met her maorori and she went, I'd like to have
a bit of that, and I love the spiritual things,
and maybe they said a blessing or something like that,

(27:13):
But she's called it a traditional Maldi divorce.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
We're gonna need some fire. I hope someone gets an
interview with her so and gets to ask.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yeah, someone. Yeah, I mean like no one. I think.
I think she's using words she doesn't quite understand. Yeah,
and sheltered someone. Did someone play the Yeah, I doubt it.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
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Speaker 1 (27:45):
I want to know how bad you were in a
moment of crisis because this will shock no one. I'm
quite bad now. I don't think I've had that many crosses,
would you?

Speaker 3 (27:56):
I mean, what do you mean, like like there's a
fire or these crash, there's an earthquake or something.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Someone had a heart attack and you're the only one
there to do. Yeah, okay, because apparently there's only four
types of people in a crisis. Okay, one of which
is the panicer. Now that's me. Why are you not
opening article? Gone? Listen to listen to this. There's four

(28:24):
types of people in the crashes. Now, according to a
recent study, there's the panicer. Uh, there's the mother of
the group. I don't know. You couldn't find your page
you're looking for. Maybe it moved or maybe it never existed.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
You know who's going to help the fighters? They take charge? Right,
here's what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Fight flight, freeze or fawn. So it's fight run freeze
or cower down. I would say, I am freeze, Like
I remember my witness a huge car crash in front
of me, and I just I panicked and I cried
and I didn't know what to do. And I will
say to the man in the room, you know what

(29:01):
I mean?

Speaker 5 (29:03):
What would It's like those war movies, you say, and
they're all just like that would be.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Me, scary. I'm not going over that.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
I'm not going over a wall to but if someone
needs help, I'd like to think I've got it a
med yeah, to think I could yeah step up. No,
not me.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
If I got into a situation like I was going
to be tortured by you know, the Russian military or something,
I'd be like, can you just kill me? I'm tired.
I don't want to go through there. I don't want
to fight, I don't want to.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
Captured or something.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
But I think this is what I want to hear
from our listeners about how bad they actually reacted into crisis,
because I think when we're not in crisis, we all
like to think, like you, I'll do a really good job,
or I'll step up yeah yeah yeah, but probably you won't.
I've seen you squeal I've seen you panic. No, I would.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
I think I'd be fine.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I think Vaughn you'd be all right growing up.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
Maybe sometimes I don't know, It would depend what it is.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
It's kind of like running and then if someone was
like their entrails were out, I'd be like, I don't know,
and they're just like frozen.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
I like to think I like it. I could step up.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
But because what's that French movie and got remade and
Will Ferrell was in it and an avalanche was coming
and he like abandons his family and puts himself Will
Ferrell wilfare is in the American remake. Yeah, Will Ferrell
is the cowardly father and that remake of that really
famous Yeah movie about I'd probably abandoned you guys if
there was an avalanche every man for himself.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah, there's another one as well, where with the tsunami
thing and the person just like runs themselves and leaves
their kids behind.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Yeah, it's called a twenty fourteen film called Force Measures Sure,
a Swedish film where a father abandons his family during
a seemingly real avalanche at the ski resort, and then
it's all about how they deal with the fact that
this father is like a coward and abound his family
and they lose all.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Respectful because none of them died. And then then we're
gone back together and be like, wait, they didn't die. No, no,
it wasn't even like a proper avalanche.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
But how we acted? Yeah, okay, well this is what
we want to know this morning. Oh eight hundred dials
it in text through nine six nine six.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
How badly did you react in a moment of crisis?
Four types of people in a crisis. We have, you know,
been open about the fact that I would panic. You
guys think you'd step up. But I want to know
from our listeners how they actually responded in a moment
of crisis or when something went wrong.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
So what are the four types?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Again? This these fight, flight, freeze, freeze, and fawn No
fauns l cowering. Oh I would have thought they would
have fallen in the freeze, that fix would be fight.
Do you think so? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
I well, yeah, okay, Well some messages and you can
text a nine six nine six. I'm a preschool teacher
and during the christ Jewish earthquake, it was a very
interesting seeing how each generation acted personally. I read the
kids of the gruffalo and they told me we'll look
after you. Termus a little bit of a mutual.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
That's so cute was that that was number one earthquake
right because that was during the day. No second earthquake
was during the day first first time, very early in
the morning.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
I'm a I'm a police officer six four five, Sorry
to get a bicep shot. Well, we've got at all
points bulleted on some biceps. They were the blue shirt
over you love that you love the polo and the
biceps saying I think they are consciously tapering the sleeve.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
A little time. They look strained around the bicyc If
you want.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
To figure out how you erect in a crisis become
a cop, it becomes very obvious very quickly. YEA teach
you like if you've gone all the other but do
you think like you'd go to police college or you
might do some ride alongs. But until you're actually on
the job and you see like, I don't know, well,
it's like being an adult and looking around for another
adult and you realize you're the adult, if you're the cop,
that you're the people people are looking to.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
I know.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
But then it's not till it happens. You're like, they
see some horrible things.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
I've talked to for instident cops and it's like the
things they come across.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
I say, the firefighters make it as a firefighter, and
they had counseling and everything the stuff. Oh, but they
love the job. Can I just just puck itt up
for the first responders? Yeahs all of you, all of you.
Someone three extremely hot paramedics yesterday?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Did you walk past that loading somebody into Amorna? The
heroes and hot and that's a double h.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
They don't have the taping sleeves though, do they sink?

Speaker 1 (33:24):
John? No, they have a baggy sleeve. And I think
we can get to that. I think we can fix it.
I've got a sorry, ma, shame. We can fix that. Paramedics,
especially if you're hot. Feel free to drop off your
shirts to my house. Yeah, the sleeve for you.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Somebody messaged and their mother was always a quiet meat lady.
That's not a very nice way to describe you, mum.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
But everybody knows quiet you.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Everybody knows a quiet meet lady. We came across a
really bad car crash. Your mom sprung into action. I
was so proud of superhero. She was like lifting things
that were very very heavy. Wow, okay, all along.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Someone said I was so good and onto it in
the crisis. Actually, car crash, Where the hell went? The
car went down a small hell. I parked up and
jumped out of the car ran down. I was so
fast I forgot to put my handbrake on. So while
I was helping this person, I watched my car roll
down the hill into the ditch. While helping. I was
the talk of the insurance company for a while.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yeah, that's a pretty heroic insurance FORMU of filling out.
There happened when I was leaping to save a fellow human.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I love that we're actually hearing and I'm open to that.
People who were stepped up in a bloody crisis.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Somebody said car crash happ and right in front of
me ordered husband to stop and divert traffic, attended the
injured old lady who was in shock and had broken
ribs in a collar boat, waited for ambulance. I just
completed my first aid course, so pretty good time. Oh
that just sounds like the power has gone to your
head there when you did the work first aid course. Yeah,
you've gone crazy, You've gotten a bit crazy, your ambulance chasing.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
We're stopping traffic.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
It depends on the crisis. I've been awful and frozen
at times. Yet, when I was fourteen, my dad collapsed
at home when my mum was at work, and I
called the ambulance. My sister got the neighbor. So I
guess you do what you have to do when you
don't have a choice.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, totally. This is what when you know, when you
were saying like, what's the context, it's like, yes, so
you're seeing a stranger who's badly barely hurt, or someone
break into your house when your kids are in there,
Because then then you're like, I can imagine parent mode, right, yeah,
mother goose? Yeah, yeah, yeah, mother goose or mother duck?

Speaker 3 (35:16):
No mother hen what's the most protective of the mother's octopus?
I'd say beer, Yeah, mom, mama beer, mam shark, Mama shark,
I go.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Mama koala mode.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
When I feel are you going to give him chlamydia?

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Ooh, slower slow type of chlamydia? The ones they have
and the one that I had once being a teacher,
Being a teacher and having to use an epipin. I mean,
you get training and you never think you have to
do it, and then but you get this adrenaline cock
and then you just whip out that needle and slam
it into a kid's league, saving their life. Oh okay,
I kind of want to do an epi pin. Yeah,

(35:51):
in your own leg I kind of know you're doing
it on eppin every morning at four o'clock. If I
was just work up and I'll be.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Like, let's go, baby, get to work.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
You come to work very awake.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Yeah, and then crash, crash. By the time we go
to go on air, I'm my friends waiting to drop
lipstick on the bridesmaid's dress right before we're about to
walk down there. I froze, I panic.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
I didn't know what to do.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Thankfully, the bride's sister had a stain pin on her
genieus safe to say if I was useless in that crisis,
I'd be terrible in a real one.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Do yeah, stain pin. We should have told producer Shannon's
not here today. She's off being a bridesmaid for the
first time ever. It's a good thing and the kid
that's a great wedding hack. Yeah, stain pin. You literally
like color over a stain. Where do they?

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Where do you get them from the supermarket?

Speaker 1 (36:34):
I don't know. They are a special order. I think
the special order on special order. I'm surprised you're not
over a stain.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Stick because I would love a stain, because you know
I'm bad with condiments on the T shirts. Yeah, yeah,
said my mum collapsed and smashed through a glass table
when I know, when I was an elder teen, I screamed,
how Mum's down, Call nine one one, and then turned
and ran straight into a door that was shut. Knocked

(37:00):
myself out too terrible In a crisis.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
My mom hit a dog when I was seven, seven
years old. She absolutely panicked, didn't know what to do.
I marched down the person's driveway, made him come and help,
and he wasn't keen because it was a farm dog
and because it was a dog, he didn't care. Oh
sorry I should, their message said, but as a seven
year old skipping, Yeah that's good.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
I did it a CPR and a man when I
was twenty, and I saved him, but his family wasn't
even grateful.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
Well he's pretty a pray, then they finished. So I
just wish i'd left him.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
No, just because his family wasn't grateful, It doesn't mean
deep down you should feel some satisfaction on saving a
human's life. Would you expect like a little meal voucher
or something from the family, or a box of chocolates,
some baking At the very you'd kind of go around
and be like, Hi, God, I'm here for my wat
sliced card, heavy the hell hooray prayer surfaces someone dismissaged.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
I saved a five year old at my school who
was choking on a bead. Her lips had already gone
blue and she wasn't breathing. Oh my god. Surprisingly, I
was very, very, very calm, and then I lost my
ship when she started breathing again. I was a nice
you know, like focus, Wow, Oh my god. I'm an
ed nurse. I work in chaos. It doesn't phase me

(38:13):
in the I love that happy to run a full rescue,
but I hate a personal crisis.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
It has to manifest itself somewhere, right, Yeah, Like if
you can just see these stressful situations and it doesn't
affect you, it's got to be going in and going somewhere. Yeah,
and then you know your card declines at the shop
and you burst into tears and platform.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
The shoe did to get there for year twelve hour chieft.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
In the ed Yeah, Flitch and Hailey Big pod yesterday.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
As I said yesterday on the show, the only plans
Stranger Things season five, of course episodes that came out.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
There was four hours of content to watch. Goodness, four
episodes and was a volume one.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
I really liked it. Did you watch all four?

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (38:57):
What a review saying? I haven't really any reviews because
I was avoiding it. I mean, if you like it,
you like it, right, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Yeah, So when Star Wars stuff gets reviews, I'm like,
I don't care what you think, nerd.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
I'm going to watch it anyway and really enjoy it
because I like things. Wow pot kettle black. But yeah,
who are you calling a nerd? Oh?

Speaker 3 (39:15):
I know it from one one nerd to another. It's
our inwards. You're not just if, are you or not?
So watching Stranger Things got up because pencil later in
the show, because we've actually got something listed twice here.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Oh no, that's I'm going to be talking about my my, my,
my folks a little bit later in the State in
which I found them yesterday after not okay, so that
is that your folks just go sprowl break because now
that almost to tell everybody about my pizza hack.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Probably never I don't reckon it's good. I'll give you
a fition.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
It was Flitch was staying quiet on this.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
He doesn't say that.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Okay, save the pizza hack.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Sit on that for a moment of desperation. I think
it was during that pizza stay tuned fine atmal Or.
I was at and I saw the septic tank. If
you're a long time listening to the show, you'll remember
my favorite way to spend twenty thousand dollars last year.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
It was having an upgrade my syptic system. The light
was flashing me. Why you wanted to live in the
middle of nowhere? Again? Peace and quiet? Okay, right, I
hope it's word peace quiet some days? Yeah? Right? So
stress free though, Hey, at least has provided that lovely
stress free lifestyle. You're right, we fixed that spar ye, No, right?

(40:33):
Why not? Is it chang?

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Right?

Speaker 3 (40:37):
So the lights flashing on the syptic tank and I'm like, well,
that's not what's that's not supposed to happen? Yeah, So
I go out and the little alarms going this is
too full, like high level. I'm like, well, that's no good.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Belly, it's barley belly. You've been filling that thing up with.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
You, but you've been chucking your tampons.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
I know there's no tempons in it. Okay, there's everybody
knows the rules what goes down the toilet at.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Like some places with septic tanks and the airbnbs, and
they have a big notice like don't throw.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Teas and peas down the toilet.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
A septic tank at a place that was sometimes had
slushed tea towels.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
You know you've had a bad crap when you have
to use a te tail to clean yourself and then
flush it to descends.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
But whoever cleans out the septic tanks so's it's too high.
I'm like, this has happened before, and I was like,
I'll clean out the filter. Here's the thing if you
so there's a filter on a septic tank, because it
comes out is at the end, so it goes through
the tank and it goes the solids, and then a
few more segments and then the last.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
One is just the liquid. The liquid the macerator that's
a little bit different.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Right, So the liquid is the inn and that goes
out into the purple pipes and goes out into the
garden right at a really.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
Low This just this one fact alone is why I'll
never live in the country.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
And you do when you're inner city apartment, you poop,
you flushed away in your.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Hat and then I'm not but having to clean a
filter of a poo tank that I'm sorry, but I'm
just gonna live in the city.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
I'm happy with that.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
We went into our poo tent deal. You've got a
pooh tank, I've got a macerated that right, okay, because
you up a pooblinder, because because she lives in a
place with old pipes and the human poos have got
bigger and the pipes can't keep up.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
That's evolution.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
That's bigger than ever fibrous poops, fibers. I don't know
it's purpose.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Because corn's got bigger, yeah corns, yeah, yeah, cage free
corn more expensive, Yeah it is.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
So anyway the filters are. But like the filter will
need to be cleaned out.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
And so I grabbed a little tool to loosen it,
and I loosen it, but I forgot I've not turned
off the tank, so it's actively trying to.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
Pump through the filter that I'm undoing, and as I
go crank and undo it.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
No, yes, Murphy's law, because you know, when you're slowly
I'm doing something, it chooses the weakest part of the
steal and squirts out there.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
So about I would get.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
No more than a fifteen to twenty degree angle that
the weakest part of the seals.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Shut it right in the face. And what would you
describe it as disgusting? Well, it's the water at.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
The end of the treatment cycle, so it's going to
go on to the garden. But I sure as hell
wouldn't do anything else. No, No, you certainly wouldn't drink
it at all. No.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Wait, so when we eat your fruit from your trees
and in some way your yes, fijo is yet.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
It goes into no other fruit, mostly just ground and grass,
other trees and stuff, but not the fruiting tree right
right again, it's.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
No for me for living in the country.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Into the face. Yeah, what do you do?

Speaker 5 (43:57):
Would you give your glasses on?

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Yep, pinki winn in your mouth?

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Y No, it didn't go in my mouth because my
mouth was shut but it was around and you know,
whenever summer goes around your mouth, you've got to give
the doing that until you get to some water week
and the sleeve and wipe. Yeah, yeah, that's disgusting. How
deep was the scrub afterwards? Deep scrub? Yeah, facial scrub, scrub,
facial scrub scrub.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
You. I would have shaved my beard off really just
because off.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
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Speaker 1 (44:36):
Little pool, silly little pool.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly little pool,
silly little.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
Pool pool, silly little pole.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Silly.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
Today's silly little Pole.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
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show on the road with great coffee.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Would you like to be a social media influencer? Would
you want to be a social media influencer? That is
a question, silly little pole.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Having done small amounts of it over the years, it's
really arduous, Like it's really hard. It's very time consuming
if you want to do it right. Yeah, and if
you're if you're consciously trying to grow yourself, there's like
timings and stats and insights.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
And did it.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
It's a whole Science. The TikTok Awards were on recently
and did it last night? It was the night before
last year, and I and I and I, you know,
I was looking to see who was a New Zealand
Creator of the Year and it went to this lovely guy,
Louis and I was like, what the hell man? I mean?
I last posted six months ago, white sixteen thousand views numbers?

Speaker 5 (45:48):
Are you and you missed out?

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Yeah? Not even nominated for the TikTok Awards, didn't win
the Screen Award that you were nominated for.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Life posted ten times and three years? What more do
they want them? Exhausted? I'm not a content machine.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
I mean on Instagram, you recently did do a post
about Wan and it had millions of views.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, I reckon. We chucked a bit of money behind me,
but I think that the company I worked with, right, Yeah,
millions of views. But the Tech Talk Awards snubbed, snubbed.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Yeah, okay, Well, Ben said, oh I died him and
give you the results. Eighty seven percent of people said no,
yeah good, thirteen percent said yes.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Get nice free moisturizers and stuff.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Oh, Ben said, only if I could do it without
compromising any of my values or time.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
No, it's no for you.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Then I do want to give me free shirt without
me having a lie? Then why not you gont lie?
Don't do don't lie.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Shirts.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
So you get a bit of flack as well, depending
on who. Because when you did that Tourism Israel post.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Yeah the flack I received, flitch, I'm still paying for it.
Don't go looking on riddit? What sathing about me? Over there?
That coming for me?

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Like you see people posting they're like, oh, did you
know that company uses orangutang oil?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
And You're like, what to know that? I don't even know?
How are they milking these orangutans for the oils? I
don't even know? I know so oily though, you know what?

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Speaking of what's your next reply? And I'm just straight,
I've pre read this. This is deffinitently going to win
the voucher today. Actually said I'm a delicate little snowflake
who would crumble if even one person was mean to me.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
So that's a hard no. Yeah, yeah, you posted something
recently and got a bit of flu. Your people are
so made. You've got to have a tough skin. I
think to be an influencer and as well.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
Lift up your tourism Israel post as well.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
I've lifted up stand by the work that I put up.
I don't it's not looking. It doesn't stop. So that's
your that's your cafe voucher winner.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
Yes, lovely thanks to m cafe you. We've got a
fifty dollarsbout you for you read like did you sorry?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
I was really? Don't ear chick him. It's doing a
good job, logan said.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
My Instagram set to private and I refuse to get Techedok,
and I'm not an entertaining person.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
I'd like to be paid to travel and take photos though.
Is that an option? Yeah? But yeah, I be on private,
but even traveling, I.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Know a friend that does travel influencing and just everywhere
they go they're not enjoying the holiday. They're making videos
and then at nighttime when they want to be relaxing
and maybe having a matab by the pool, they've got
to be editing of days worth of content.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
But then a lot of time they get stuff for free.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
So I mean, I guess if you've if you want
to travel for free and you've got an audience, it
might be a good idea.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Yeah, but like you say, you're not putting up your
feet and reading a book. You got your phone, you're filming.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Tanya said, I'm normal and boring, as if I could
probably see shed some light on what it's like to
be average, none of this fake perfect life stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
That would be good, Yeah, Lou said, sounds iffing awfulth
or that if it being on when I want to
not be on?

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Yeah, good call ah.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
This is nice where a community of smart people, said
Ben when he referred to eighty seven percent of people saying, No,
I don't have the lips for it, says Jamie the
lips if you need influencer lips, Yeah, you believe in yourself.
Taylor said, all influence bad influence. They're a bad influence. Yeah,
they're a bad influence. I love watching them, but I

(49:18):
don't think I could do it as they don't seem
to have a bad day and I have many many
bad days? Is Natasha there? That's the whole thing about
social media. No one's putting up the bad day.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Yeah that's not.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
And you said, I tried for my upcycling business, but
it was never able to make it work. So barely
have any followers. Splodge in z If anybody wants to
follow splodge and cycle things. Yeah, it's like the Lodge
with ESP on the front. Splodge, not splooge. Splodgein z very.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Oh that's a very different website that one Splodge. You
just got to read hot follow. What are they doing
on their upcycling clothes, taking things and then putting like
cool little like cutting out other bits of stuff and
adding them to hoodies. It's really cool. That's absolutely my
early splodgins it.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
It's really cool.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Eighty three followers. That's a crime.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
More follow more splot for splo, just for splotch.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
So we asked would you want to be a social
media influencer today with a silly little pole?

Speaker 1 (50:15):
And eighty seven percent of you said no, thank you.

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Speaker 3 (50:23):
The first four ips of the new season of Stranger
Things is out the last year, Volume one of season five,
binge them all last night, I like it, I like you,
I'm liking So it's four It was four.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
Hours of Stranger Things.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Basically. The last one was an hour and a half.
Oh wait, actually it might have been four and a
half hours.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
The first two were maybe just under an hour, and
then the third was an hour and something and I
feel like the fourth was an hour and a half.
We started when all was got home from school and
finished at late nine thirty. Had fun.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Yeah, it was awesome.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Well, within minutes of the show being released, worldwide website
down detector, which is the website you go to a
if you want to check I for websites down or
it's just your why.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Grind, I mean grinder went down recently. It was a
lot of miss a lot of websites. So with the
cloud fleep.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Yeah, but they tracked more than fourteen thousand reports of
Netflix outages within the twenty four hours around the release,
and yet a lot of people on social media saying
that they couldn't watch it, like it basically crashed net Reflix.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Which, considering how much they paid for it, you'd be
pissed off. So do you know that I've put it
into New Zealand dollars?

Speaker 3 (51:29):
So apparently, and I will just quickly say on that matter,
Netflix had increased its bandwidth by thirty percent specifically to
avoid the scenario.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Really, they knew people will be flunny, yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
And so, and it still overwhelmed their systems. Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 1 (51:44):
They did what they caulled. I guess how long was
it down for?

Speaker 3 (51:48):
It was different for everybody, right, yeah. People kind of
tripped me back and people, I've waited three years for this, thanks.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Yeah. Yeah, So because we were talking about their movie
length episodes, like they're absolutely incredible. The whole is in
New Zealand dollars eight hundred and thirty eight million bucks.
We're close to a billion dollars. Wow, it's a more
one hundred and eighty million US dollars for just season five.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
The marketing has been massive.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Per episode, it's around sixty million US dollars. Oh my god. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
The sets and stuff are huge, and some of them
are pretty obviously green screen. The weirdest part is at
once stay you're at the top of a radio tower
and that's really obviously green screen. But then they are
in like this custom built set and the upside down.
I'm like, we been done that. Could you not have
just found a radio tower?

Speaker 1 (52:33):
So you'd like today you recommend good season?

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Oh, I love strong.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
I have loved the whole thing, And like I said,
there's a massive amount invested in the fact that my
daughter and I love it because I want to rewatch
Lord of the Rings with her for the first time
and she again.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
It adds so much more when you've got someone to
watch it with. I've banged it all up. I just
need to get through all of Shortened Street first and
then I'll start never catch.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
The ZM podcast network.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
What's going on fledged Vaughn and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Could we get some kind of investigative music, which wow,
that's classic, but some kind of crime music?

Speaker 1 (53:11):
What do you want?

Speaker 5 (53:12):
You have a crime on our hands and in.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
The cargo someone and you. You talked about this yesterday,
right Varney, that someone has been dropping turdsh pool code
brown code browns at a rapid rate. We're talking daily
and sometimes twice a day. Yeah, we're getting these. This
is a name.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
Were the fifty hours of.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Of pool closures because of cons and thirty different sorts.
Because I've been at the pool when they've had to
shut it down when there's code browns and yeah, they
they do their chuck a bucket of chlorine in and
no one can sess it anywhere.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
All go.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Yeah, they've got a certain they're going to do a
certain regiment before the words deemed safe again. This has
happened before, and I wonder if they're back the Phantom
Do you think it could be the Phantom Hooper?

Speaker 1 (54:02):
When was that? It was like was it a decade ago?

Speaker 3 (54:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Do we name her? Did we find her? Or am
I thinking that the American know the poop Jogger, the
poop jog they found her out? Because back in the day,
it was they were popping up to Queenstown as well.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Yeah, they were Queenstowner and v Cargo and it was
they were calling them the Phantom Pooper and then it
just stopped.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
You're not wrong. It was twenty fifteen, Yeah, universary and
Picago's pool Poopa remains at last.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
And do you know what, because I watch a lot
of true crime and you know, cop shows and stuff.
Whenever there's like something that just starts happening again, there
were always like check who went to prison.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
For the last ten years, who was just released, who
was just released?

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Checked the list, and you know, because maybe they've been
a way overseas or they've been locked up and now
they're back.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Well, I was in Vicago recently, did not visit the pool.
It is not me, This is not my confession. Get
my name off the last and the vibe was on
the street. One of suspicion. You know, people looking at
you like you know, there's no trust, is unsettled energy.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
You've got an alibi. I've got an albiause you have
been away, you even been in in Vicago.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
For exactly And also my other alibi is you know publicly,
we've both suffered from barley belly. My tourds wouldn't float,
they'd sort of dissipate through the bad.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Not solid to sell a ground.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Well, we have found the loss of every person and
in Vicago's right.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Everyone to clear the names of those who can you
know tell us that it's not them. We have every
single name of the Vicago. What if somebody lies to us,
so we're good at we can pick them. Okay, So
what we need now is and for those that aren't
in Incago listening, if you know someone in Vicago, this
is how you can help. We want you to text

(55:47):
your friend or person you know and in Vicargo and.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Say are you the person leaving the leaving code browns
in the public swimming pool And then if they say no,
you texted them with their name and we'll cross them off.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
The list. Let Now, the population of the cargo is
actually quite large. So this count time? How many time?

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Because this is stacks of paper on this Yeah, the
list is extensive.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
We've got fifty seven thousand, nine fifty eight thousand people
on this list or this of this lest we've got
to clear to get it down to one.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Right, Okay, So if you're an emb cargo, we also
need you to clear your name eight hundred dollars at
M You can text nine six nine.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Secks and we're going to clear. We'll just take you
off the list. We'll just read it.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
We'll just read them out of the sooner. Say so,
if you're a car nine sex, just yet first the
last name, we'll get you.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Off the list. Yeah, unless you are the Poopa.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
Well we'll get down, we'll find out who it is.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Will whirdle this down.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Alex Theosa, she's not the Purpa that's under Is this
organized by surname or last last name? Alex, she's not
the purpose? Can we keep remember the Purple would of
course say I'm not the puroper?

Speaker 1 (56:58):
They would Can we leave Jordan macaw not the purpo
and not my kids? Eli Simon L. Rosa Diane Mitchell
and m for Mitchell and Mitchell is not I would
have said, Diane Mitchell from the cago. What's the purpose?
I'm good to good to see your good to cross.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
I see Laura's message in saying Allison, who's my uber
driver from the cargo?

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Would never? Okay, so Ellison, But we don't have a
last name going down an extra column of Auber. My
name is Julian Lyons. It's not me, okay, that's my
cousin's family. Wait, how many did you say that we're
in in vcago.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
I'll get up the calculated just for a quick fifty
eight thousand, eight thousands.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Leah Sutherland Haley if you're crossing them off? Not LEAs
Beck Muir, not a Pooory Daniels and Claire. Not the purpose.
Now that is the name of someone I would that's suspect.
He was on my suspects list? Was he?

Speaker 5 (57:55):
He's Okay? Now how many is that eleven?

Speaker 1 (57:59):
We've crossed off? At least a dozen so far. Actually
we've got my work made.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Olie Stevens told me he's pooped in a pool before,
so put maybe put him.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
On a short list of guidness suspects. I'll put him
on suspects.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
Don't cross out him Stephens.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Okay, so that leaves forty seven thousand, nine hundred and
eighty eight more suspects.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
I just want to apologize when I crossed off someone
not my cousin's family. Sorry, it's not the cousin's family.
Cousins is their last name. So that's what's family. Even
with the surname cousins. You can speak for a whole
cousins category here.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
However, now receiving a subset of messages with people who
want to start us a short list of suspects. Okay,
Daniel Hitana is on the list of suspects. I just
came through in Capital. It is okay, all right, Well,
you know we do take any kind of kind of
I guess, like the tip line, Yes, if you do,
if you do want to just you know, tip off somebody,
if you do think they've been acting suspect lately.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Oh hundred dollars it is.

Speaker 5 (58:54):
Maybe they're a regular at the pool.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Gianna Rose Hamilton, she said, you can check my splash
planet membership over me the ages.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
What if the poopa gets a friend to clear his
name with you guys, is a Flora.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
The friend would know the friends Georgia, who's filling in
this morning on the production desk, the production line.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
You've got some information, Guys. I've got some mates down
there and I've tried to call them, all three of
them all ignoring me. And this is not with the
pool right now, the pool? What are their names? We
need to accuse Carl McKinsey. We also need to accuse
Laura Dowling.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
Laura Dowling, and we need to accuse Laura. Wouldn't she
might she's a big.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Fan of somebody. She wouldn't want to put a smut
in her name.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
Okay, and who's the other one?

Speaker 1 (59:44):
And the other one? We will let him away with it.
But Angus Larsen, he has moved slightly outside of him, Cargo,
so I think he's fine. I've got Larson in front
of me, last and common Angus he's off the list.
He's off the list, the last. Okay, Well, if you
can clear a suspect, oh, someone just this is crazy,
we'll keep us going. But someone just texting this is

(01:00:05):
how serious it is. They're dobbing in their own son.
I believe it is my son, Nixon, Hayes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Wait, this is like when Sons and Drugs and the
monk calls the cops. I tried, I tried to get
him stop pooping in that and he won't.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
So it's my son help. I have stopped by him
for years. I will not continue to do this, Nixon.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
We are on the trail of the phantom pooper and
then the cargol splash what's called splash Planet Planet from.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
Hell Planetarium, water World Planet.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
You can have a soap and then look through a.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Telescope and a news story that there have been in
the last month many instances of pool closures because of
a phantom brown code Browns Code Browns, a phantom pooper.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Now currently, thanks to people texting and clearing entire families
off the list of fifty eight thousand people who live
in in the cargo, I've so far cleared the names
of two hundred and thirty seven fantastics.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Now we're working tirelessly behind the scenes because if you
know someone in the Vicago, you need to ask them
if it's them, and if it's not, we'll clear them
off the list text in their name.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
We're also doing a subset of possible suspects. A couple
of votes for Daniel Hatana Jack Tralaw. Also, we're watching you, Okay,
we're watching it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Might if you get a bug on his car, on
Jack's car, might can slim under at night and attach
it underneath it with the magnet. Go to JKR el
Trona and next them, I mean next and if your Yeah,
that's the name of a Paul Poopa, isn't it. Kyle
Mackenzie joins us now from and Vicago. Good morning, Kyle, Yeah,

(01:01:42):
good morning, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Are you glad to hear you? You're taking this as
seriously as we are.

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
It's a bit of a reverse of how we solve
a crime.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
I mean, the New Zealand police should probably do this
a deduction method of solving a crime.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Kyle, Are you're wanting to clear your name? It's not you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
I'd love to clear my name. These allegations spreading around
and yeah, I'm more than happy to get my name cleared.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Actually, okay, do you even know you're a plumber?

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
I believe I am indeed a plumber.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Yeah, you've seen it or two on your time.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
I deal with a leave it at my time. Yeah,
And I don't really like to bring that into the week, ind.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Okay, because I believe it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
I'm just going to say I've known some glass people
to smash the windows and then fix them. Yeah, but
the plumber is not charge of cleaning up the absolutely
not no, no personal game at all.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Okay. I've just got to say, Kinle, we've had a
message in now number ending seven six one that Kyle McKinsey.
I'd be worried about that one. So who do we
believe here? Kyle? Who do we believe?

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
Like I said, there's allegations are spreading far and wide,
but I'm really happy to clear my name and my
whole family's.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Name would be okay, and the cargo for the entire
month of November, Kyel.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
No, oh, okay being to Queenstown a couple of times
and up to watch some cricket in Donedan.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
As well to get photographic and it's only as good
as it's probably. Yeah, we can probably rule out Kyle
by the sounds of that. That's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Are you happy for me to scrub off Kyle and
the entire McKinsey family off the last Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Please, I'm not asking you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
You're the suspect none of us.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
There's had a lot of McKenzie's down there because you know,
settled by the Scots they made themselves and the Irish
McKenzie country MCKI.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
It's if I cross off all of the McKinsey's, that
takes our total to three thousand, four hundred and seven down,
and we're working it down.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Kyle mackenzie, thank you very much. I'm I'm happy we
can cross him off the last out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Of the house. And it's not the brains, the barrels
or the cell woods.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
All the McKinsey family is vouching for the whole family
ouch because you know, it's always that people find things
out about their family later in life, don't They're.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Like, oh, my god, dad had a whole other family.
It's like, how did you not know? I know, just
si he was away for work.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
My uncle Brit Muir, who lives in Gore, would absolutely
travel to the Cargo to Purple and the poll. I
think you best put him on the suspect list. That
is Brent muer Okay on the suspect Listad also Brodie
ka a k A. They call him the Phantom dumb
but he's been doing this since you know, oh okay,
and history just in toilets. Yeah, my daughter has applied

(01:04:24):
to be a lifeguarded that pool. She's going to withdraw
her application until the fan of purpose going and you
know what it is that is her right to do.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
So, imagine that that's your summer job. They're like, okay,
fresh it out, fash it out.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
If it's a life guard, because every time the pool
gets shut down, they're just getting paid for No, they
get a break. Smoker, smoker heaven, a smoker, a vapeness. Yeah, okay,
we'll all of them, put all the staff on the list.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Harrison Aken, who's nineteen years old and become well, he
wants to be cleared.

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
Okay, we can do that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
He's got an alibi to his work made eating no.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Work made idiots in fact, the pooper and he's very
sorry for what he's done.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
On the list.

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
Just if we could all just stop pooping in the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
I will say our top suspects, all men, Yeah, warre
it low.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
The profile of cargo, so would be surprised if it's
I'm just trying to get as it's worked, hasn't it.
I will say, do you remember that jogger. That phantom
jogger was a woman. Yes, So I don't think we
should roll out all the women.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Someone stopped in their sister VICKI saying, I don't think
she'd poop, but she might APPEDE were little neck go,
we're litter that go.

Speaker 5 (01:05:30):
This is everybody peas in the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Everybody? Please? What am I going to get out? Please?
Please get out? Getting out? Pulling off my wet togs
as if yeah, get a grip.

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
Well, whittle the list down so much for your messages.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Do we end it there? Or do we We haven't
gotten to the bottom of us. I think we should
pause the fact that the day and I'll take stop.
I'm going to keep you know, feel free to keep
texting a nine six nine six clearing your name, and
I'll keep crossing off the list. We'll see how we've gone.

Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
The fact of the day is next and it's temperatures
this week.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
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Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Haley just I'm nearly at ten thousand off the list, Okay,
and you can tell I've been working hard at that.
We just want to say that Zach Muir is known
to be the gore pool pooper. That's not our battle today.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
That's not we're trying to. We've get hired by in
Vicago City Council to get this solved. Have you've just
joined us? There is a phantom pool pooper a month.
In the last month, thirty plus incidents of code Browns
at the swimming pool. And so we have the list
of fifty eight thousand residents of vinbcrgo and slowly crossing
them off the let also developing the short list. Riley
and Alista Smith need to be on the suspect list.

(01:06:41):
Father and daughter duo. They could be taking shifts.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Oh yeah, beautiful way to bond with a father and daughter. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
By closing down the local swimming.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
You've got Riley, We've got warrant, We've got Brody Nixon.
Names WILLI pompa for that's just a shipback name. Daniel,
Daniel Hotana, Eddie Jack. You're all on the suspects list, okay,
in your name just yet? All right, it's time for
fact of the day, Day Day day day Did diep

(01:07:12):
dead deep deep dead doopdo doo dude dude doo.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
So it's been temperature week and today we're going to
pop down to Antarctica, or as the Americans.

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
Call it, er an Arctica.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Missed a whole tea Anarctica in it has.

Speaker 5 (01:07:30):
The biggest temperature mood swings on Earth.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Moody. It's a moody little worse than me.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
This morning, Hailey cave in this morning, it was so
funny we were.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
I wasn't even at work and I got a message
today already today, already twenty three am.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
I hate my bag, I hate my jack my bag.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
I dropped my drink bottle three times this morning. Man,
I was raging periods a couple of days in just
like release me from this present, plays your head pushions.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Parts of Antarctica get surprisingly warm. So just in Antarctica,
on unexposed dark rocks, it's still about fifteen degrees warmed
up by the rocks, okay, and that will melt the
order around the rocks. Don't need to tell you, guys,
we've seen massive melts in the polar ice caps of
late metal services and equipment. Sometimes exceeds twenty degrees in

(01:08:24):
summer because the sun's up for so long. Oh yeah,
that's a slow heat the Antarctic peninsula.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
That's that. But that points out towards South America. Parts
of that have got up to kisses baby, baby, and
Gota got to work. But afterwards you'll get kisses.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Bid seventeen degrees up there, but continents all time record high.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
What do you think it is?

Speaker 5 (01:08:49):
Twenty four eighteen point three.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
That sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
That's barmy for a polar ice cap, right mind eighteen
so high summer sun twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Four hours a day light.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Dark rock absorbs the heat and it and the cold
air is dry, so without the moisture, because that's what
it takes in human places. That's why temperature sits a
bit more consistency, because the moisture in the air holds
it and it's a very dry air, so it can
go up and down very quickly.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
It also holds the record for the coldest recorded temperature
at the Vostok station in nineteen eighty three, negative eighty
nine point two degrees celsius.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
No thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
Since then, there have been satellite measurements of up to
negative ninety three degrees on the ridges of East Antarctica.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
That is so cold.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
That is so cold steel becomes brittle, like you can
break steel easier because like so coffee.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Yeah, like a peanut. Bro remember that when we had Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
Batteries die instantly.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Ruly, Yeah, I've noticed like when you go if you
go hiking, you climb mountains and you go high, your
phone drains the days at the snow. The minute your
phone gets cold, your batteries just starts plummeting, and your
breath can and crystallize and fall as ice just normally
normally breathing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
So it's it's the heart.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
It's much warmer than you'd think, and parts from Antarctica
and also holds the record for the coldest place.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
On the planet. They both tap in their watches at me,
telling me time. It's fun. It's time to wrap up.
Fact of the day, Day day day day Do do
do doop dudep doooo doo.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
The ZM Podcast Network play z m's Flesh Thorn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Tom Shareboltan needs to be investigated as the last text
we've just had in here. Oh no, he wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
He is in the thank you so much to everybody
that's texted in throughout the morning, our suspect list of
fifty eight thousand in the cargo Paul poopersy, I feel
like this person we need to run a number check
because they're admitting it, but I feel like they are
using a false name.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Oh okay, So now when.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Marshall say a forty three, I'd like to admit that
I've done it a few times in the past week.
Sorry to man the want to go to the poll.
I couldn't hold it in or try my best to stop.
Now that sounds like a stitch up someone of old Marshy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Now I shall say, I'm going to cross you off
for the list.

Speaker 5 (01:11:09):
How many people have we crossed off?

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
We crossed off fifteen thousand, seven hundred and six. Okay, wow,
so two in the Cargo local police. You are welcome
that we've would all got down from fifty eight thousand
to that number.

Speaker 5 (01:11:20):
Do you know what I reckon?

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
We've scared them too, yeah, give them scared them. And
also Laura Dowling who was numerous people texting and cleared
cleared Okay, Ali Dowling, but her daughter Ala Dowling as.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
A sister or daughter. It's a relic not quite clear system. Okay, well,
thank you. We'll leave that with us and we'll pass
it on to local authorities.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
People saying we've actually as a tree I done quite
a good job here with the crime. Yes, crime watch. Yes,
I worked at in the cargo pool when when it happened.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
If you need help, that sounds like the person returned
to the Senate of the crime doesn't like, why would
I getting getting the can?

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Yes, we need to get them to go to a
phone box, put them on the hall. Then yeah, okay, okay, hey,
so weekends coming in here. But I'll say the Sprows
accidentally partied early yesterday. Of course here's what they did.
They they popped. They went out to the beach. Man,
it was hot in Auckland yesterday.

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
It was the hottest November on record.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Awesome cool cool man, feels so good. Yeah, it feels
good to say. Uh yeah. So they toddled off to
the beach and I was heading out to a shoot.
So they went first and then I locked up the
house and left. I'm on a shoot. They messaged me,
mum saying, whoopsie, doopsie, I've locked myselves out because they left. Right.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
Our parents have become our children at an age where
we start needing to look after them a little. We're
gonna have to wipe their bum soon. Yeah, I'll do it,
Mum told me, I have to put a pillow over
her face before that. You've got a weird range, really
hard one of those places. Just despite what she's screaming
when she's under there, don't.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
It's dark.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
And then there's called I think that's called being the
executor of the will. I think it's called isn't it
called parent side or something? It's called a crime in
deciders that can and you spray them in the face
with it, and I will kill them if you spread
off the j I got really dark when you're supposed

(01:13:24):
to existentially crisis about the fact that one day we're
not going to have our parents anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
I know, I'd rather joke about having to smother my
mother with a pillow. Well, this is the lovely thing
right as my parents are in their sixties now they're
living with me. I have the joy of it. And
I say that genuinely. Fixing your bloody T shirt? Oh
my god, Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
I feel bad about saying, are they bleeding Austria with
their gold card and public train?

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Get Patsy to get off the machine today, but you
leave that hole in your T shirt? Thank you, Patsy.
So they text me while I'm on set, and I
can't leave any spear keys around. We're locked ourselves out.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
I don't know how you don't have one of those
keypad entry door things. I don't know, wouldn't quite fit
with the esthetics eighteen hundreds villa.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Yeah, yeah, but then you'll avoid this, starling. I'm not
having a little metal, black and gray key houses, bifold doors.
You can't put them away? No you can't. Don't be disgusting.
I'll get a fake rock. No, no one will know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
How will they know, especially if you get like a
hundred fake rocks that's.

Speaker 5 (01:14:32):
Actually genius, bloody home.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
By the time they figure it out, you'll be pasted
at two am, just like rocks shaking rocks.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
So they text me and they say, well, what time
are you home because we're locked out? And I was like, dude,
not for like another hour and a half to like
an even leave set. And I'm I'm a thirty minute
drive away as well, So you've got a couple of hours. Sprouts,
Oh does the name Heaven? No? No, no, no, you're
on your own. Mum said, fine, we'll it will sit
on the deck and talk. Eaven forbid. After thirty five

(01:15:04):
years of marriage, what have you got left to say? Nothing?

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
So I'm with each other all day, so it's not
like they can catch up each other. It's your day
when you were here the whole time.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Yeah, anyway, so Mum, I come home right and I
hear giggling on the deck, and I think, well, that's
a right. They're in positive spirits.

Speaker 5 (01:15:25):
Yeah, And are they falling around back there?

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
No, they're not falling around on my deck. This camera's
on that thing. They wouldn't, they wouldn't, darehouse. No, no, no,
they're giggling. And that's when I come around the corner
and I see cans. I see quite a few empty cans.
And what they've done is realized that the I've got
a big garage, two doors and a little person door

(01:15:49):
that's been unlocked for however many months. That's good tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
You should tell everyone on the radio what's locked now?

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Isn't it? Everyone? That it's okay?

Speaker 5 (01:15:57):
It's now you know that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
What they discovered is that it was open. So they
went into the garage and thought, Watson here that we
could use to entertain ourselves. And what was in there
was a fridge that had cans of margaritas. In it.
I came home with my parents were half bloody cart
having down these cans of margaritas, and that's how they
chose to pass their time. You said, I love that.
I love that.

Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
It was like, what are you guys doing. They're like, oh,
we're bloody fan in the fridge. You've listed anything.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
Anyways, apple does not fall far from the tree, so
the apple is sort of a clone of the trees.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
I know that the tree is quite a small tram
with the exact same apple. See see you later. I
have to stop you there.

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
That's copyrighted.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
She's a very good friend of mine. She's already sued
me twice.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
If you could maybe get her to drop her litigious action,
that would be a great.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Tell her I'll review her five stars if she does
the same for this pot. Yeah yeah, And then she
tells her friends and if you're listening, maybe give it
give it five stars as well. Play z ms Fletchborn
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