Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - December 2nd 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the zitim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is from Fley's Big Pond.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Thanks to animates making Happy happened for Pitts.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Good Morning, Happy Tuesday, Fletchborn and Haley coming up.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Man, that simply can't be right. It's Tuesday. It feels
like a Thursday.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
What is a crawl to the finished last.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Night and I was like a well earned into the
week drink.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Monday, Yeah, And I was like, it's been good all week.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
I have a class.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
What's exactly what it felt like is a gym yesterday?
And I was like, oh, it was very quiet, and
I was like understandable.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Friday.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
My whole brain has been geared. Are you fried? Yes?
Literally Monday Yesterday? Bl Okay, well hanging they just get
through to all Christmas's all we're going to do for something.
Magic's going to happen at the end of the year,
and next year is just it's going to be.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah, I'm going to can't pay the whole year, not
even just the DM, all of them.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah. Coming up on the show, we're going to talk
about the dos and dots of the voice notes. Oh yes,
excuse me, I'm getting emotional.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Note Yeah, Yeah, the dos and dotes of voice notes,
which we're all huge fans of. I'm a massive fan
of a voice voice note, and I was on tour
with the Seven Days Life and they can't believe how
much a voice note.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Just just pick up the phone.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
I was like, calm down, gramps. Yeah, but there is
some etiquette behind.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yes, we'll go through that.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Also, the top six on the way salmon exports are
up for New Zealand, loads.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Of salmon leaving planeloads.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Realized we had so much to give away.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
That's the headline planeloads of salmon, because isn't the the
rules have changed around what are they called equal equa farming.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh, I don't know. There was some equa.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Faber, the juice of the chickpea caniber called aquafarber. Yeah,
and then you whip it like it in cocktail.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
You can make it in cocktails here.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
No, it doesn't taste anything.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
That's even worse. It's a big and egg whites yuck.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
So um. Salmon leaving the country their plane. I would
have thought boat, you know, given you could probably just
tow them just.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
The salmon. Yeah, follow me in the boat.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Well. The top six signs of your plane is full
of salmon. That's coming up a right great.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Next on the show, there is a pizza order that
has gone viral. A man plays the pizza order and
there were notes.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
The ZN podcast network plays ends flesh worn.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
And Haley So just messaged and what's up magas? So
I'm sorry, excuse me, le me? Two of us, aren't megas?

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, exactly, you decide which too. I'm a mega today.
I'll say it. Put a head on my hairs greasy
and you've.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Got a purple on the inside of my nose. That
is so bad.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Look, it's affected the shape of my nostry, you.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Know it is. It's faith so unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I rolled on it in my sleep and it was
so pain like woke. No, have you been plucking your
nose here is because.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
It could be growing.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I haven't been plucking. I've been up there with like
the weed eater. Okay, no, he's a nose trimmer.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
That's been a weed wearer.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
It's a miniature cable.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Really yeah, need of some Yeah, we'll take it. Actually,
good morning, good morning morning. I'm going to reply good morning,
fellow minga or good morning. They're obviously at least an eight.
Really someone that hot just with that morning to you
solidate out of ten. Yeah, okay, have a great day.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
I feel humbled and rightfully so's if anybody else I
was going to say, I don't need to be need
any more, but if anybody else needs a compliment, I'm
on the text machine now.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay, Lovely.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Morn is probably at that level where we could probably
make him cry with like two more insults breaking point three?
Ye are you giving compliments?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'll take one.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
I know I was going to comblim in your hat,
but I wondered if it was going to be your
if you would be like, well, that's a compliment for
the hat and not me. You look good at that
casual and a hair. You do look good in the hat. Yeah,
not everybody looks good in a casual hat with a
pony out of the back. Okay, look good and again
and that blue and white shirt? And where's it from?

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Because you came No, this one's this one's a bitter one.
I've got a slightly different one from Kmar.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
They literally look the same. I thought it was your
camar one.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Girls will know they look very different anyway. Okay, there
is a pizza order that's going viral um and I'm
just gonna tell you what it is. Okay, Okay, this
was made yesterday. One large hand tossed pizza, seventeen ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
That's right, okay, hand toss wood fired, can't be bitter?

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh my god, the dough, how it like bubble?

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, one large hand tossed pizza seventeen ninety nine. Extras
triple Pepperoni, extra cheese, banana peppers, light helipinos.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
These are all extras, by the way.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah, half chicken, half mushrooms, half caramelized onions, half olives,
light sauce. Those are one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Nine modifications going on top?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
What was the hand tossed pizza originally?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Was there? Did it have a base of something like?
Was it already a pepperona? It was already a pepper cheese,
back tomato sauce.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Okay, that's enough.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
So now we've gone triple pepperoni, extra cheese, banana peppers,
light heli peppers, half chicken, half a sip of chicken,
half super mushrooms.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Half caramelized onions, half olives in a light sauce.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Too much.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Nine modifications too much customer request. Yeap, this is where
you put your notes, bro, it says bro. Yes, I
know this looks insane and you're probably like, who is
this dude. I'm the dude who is a very pregnant wife.
I'm done questioning what she wants. I'm scared of her,
and honestly you should be too. I promise this is

(05:55):
the order. Thank you in God speed. Wow, she had
hard pregnancy cravings and that's so funny. I want this
and specifically this, and God help you if you screw
it up.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yea. And the least you told them what she wanted,
exactly what she wanted, that's good rather than that, I
don't know, just fix this under this problem.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
I've seeing stuff like this, like guys out at one
am in New York City buying a jar of very
specific pickles and a slice of smoked salmon and some
you know, green bananas and some dish washing powder like
don't hear, some paper towels to chew on or something
like that, like don't question it. And the internet's gone

(06:38):
crazy for this because so many women of chrying and
be like I get it, I see it, I get it.
It makes complete sense and good on you for executing
this as well.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Some pregnancy cravings with a diping a finger and the
laundry liquid and stuff.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Yeah, I love this comment. I know he's your husband,
but marry him again.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Le Haley big Pod.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
If you're on LinkedIn, you'll realize that's basically a sort
of a circle jerk of weird business lingo. Yeah, I
don't get it, and of course they don't. I'm not
coughtporut no, and I've I've never had a LinkedIn, but
you you've always dipped a toe for the humorous side
of it. Yeah, I've just dipped a toe back into
LinkedIn again. You look you're looking to leave us. No,

(07:21):
we'll miss you dearly. No, I'm not looking to leave
at all. We literally can do anything else.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I think you realize that you've screwed you.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Limited on skills, very limited. But there was a experiment
that's technically called the bro coding experiment before bros bros
before it is bros before hose.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
But you should never call anybody a hole on LinkedIn.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Right, Maybe a bro is okay, but it's still it's
a little informal for the spot, but basically it said
that if you change your LinkedIn gender to mail, you're
going to get more visibility, more trap when and said,
if you do that and team it up with using
like aggressive corporate spreak, drive, transform, accelerate, goal orientated d

(08:09):
da da da da.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Do you think people are still buying that stuff? It
works because I mean the gender thing, yeah, we can
dive into that, but like the wording stuff, the moment
I hear there, I'm like that stinks like you're just
using Yeah, jarget's not authentic.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
So it also rakes of like chat GPT or something. Yeah, exactly,
that's exactly. So two women Simone Bonnet changed her pronounce
the he herm, and her name to Simon e so Simone,
but with a gap between them and the e so
are sixteen hundred percent rise in profile views and thirteen
thirteen hundred percent more impressions. What it is.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Hard though, hiring women because you never know when they
might sneeze a baby out or you're not a man
or to deal with erratic behavior and just like less intelligence.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Megan Cornish, a communication strateger, switched to genitor mail and
had chat GBT rewrite her profile using an old post
using agentic language like strategic and leader who reached spiked
four hundred and fifteen percent in a week, and her
posted the experiment went crazy, that is insane. She hated
the person persona, the white created for it under her

(09:16):
instructions and described it as a white male swaggering around.
I was going to say, and it would also like
if you if you change your name to sound more
white and man, you also probably so, which is said.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
That's so problematic. So what happens when though I'm on
LinkedIn and I'm getting all the I'm getting all the leads. Yeah,
I've still got to turn up the lady or am
I doing a whole like like you know, like Amanda
Byns thing and putting a wig on and.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
She's the man, She's the man.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
The interview, Yeah, there's gonna be a point where you
get to have to have an interview and makes in love. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Who Gwyneth Peltrow?

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Yeah she she truced up as a page boy to
play the female roles of Shakespeare.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Girls culdn that's right?

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Is that? Because because then they're going to see They're
going to see Matatas.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
The game will be up.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
And then I lost my advantage that I had from
pretending to be a man on LinkedIn.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Well, you're already there. Now you've got to wow them
with your stuff.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
It does sound like a hilarious wrong com or TV movie.
Good little premise for a.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Film plays it ends flesh one voice notes.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
We love sending a voice note and actually with certain
groups and I include you two in this. When I
get a thing and look and it's a five minute
I'm like, here, we.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Ga, we game.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
We're going to be a juice. We've got a bit
of goss.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
It's just like it's it's a free flowing communication, but
at your leisure.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
And I know some people get a little bit flustered
and so that they don't like voice notes because they
get a bit lost. And I mean we speak every
day for work.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Yeah, we speak. We speak every day together on here,
and then we go home. And what we do is
we speak all day throughout the day, and then we
come back in the morning and we still have more
to catch up.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
It's like we're friends.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
It's like it's a genuine friendship. So here's some sort
of dos and don't some etiquette shall we say about
voice notes. This is out of America where sixty two
percent of Americans say they've sent one. Thirty percent of
them are using it regularly, so it's on the rise
instead of texts and calls. It's just it's the best
of both worlds. Yes, okay, white people love them. A
sense of intimacy and human connection that text just cannot

(11:32):
match all the intonations and all the little little bits.
Great for busy people who can't sit on a long
call like mums or packed schedules, and it's like all
the benefit of a call, but at your on your time,
talk freely without worrying about polish.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
And having to structure sentences.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
So some rules for the senders record in the moment,
so don't kind of get ahead of it, like record
respond in the moment so that it's authentic. Bite size
updates throughout the day into people's busy routines make sharing
stories feel more immediate and personal. And many people say
voice notes to listen to on their drive time. So
just kind of remember that as you're sending it. Don't

(12:10):
be boring.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah, I mean they've got to have I think they've
got to have a point, right, You don't want just
constant notes of nothing.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Creativity, personality, elevate voice notes, but edit yourself. Gen Z
particularly loves a voice note, but prefers shorter ones two
to three minutes. And often and my best friend will
do this. It'll be like, hey, I just recorded you
a five minute voice note, but it so waftly, so
I'm just starting again, and she'll just and then and
then she's self edited, having said the long version of it. Yeah,

(12:40):
and then she's like, Okay, here's actually the points that
you needed. And gen Z love that when people are
aware of being like that was so waftley.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Self awareness.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Self awareness, you can do a self edit. And if
you're heading that five minute mark and you realize it's
not full of juice, yep, we're gonna do a little
self edit. Receiver rules, don't fear the long don't fear
the long voice note.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Well, you can plus one point five or speed it
up to two.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
I can pose quote you've got to have a slow
talking buddy. If it goes down to that, yeah, I'll
do one point five. If it's pause it, yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
When I've had enough or sometimes this is bad. Sometimes
if I have the gist already of what you're going
to say, and I'm so sure that I know the ending,
I'll tap out.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
You just start replying, yeah, start replying.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
One thing that people recommend is taking notes because I've
got a friend that since real long updates and then
I'll be like, hey, thanks for the voice.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
No, and I can't remember what the sea I know? Yeah,
and you've got to reply to like two or three
things and I'll go back and and what's that? Do
you ever click the transcribe button?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Always?

Speaker 3 (13:47):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
It's not it's not replying as you listen. I'll do that.
I'll just do a text reply.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Like pause it and then reply and then like carry on.
It's so good. But yet take notes. Typing out some
quick points while listening makes it easy to reply, prevents
having to re listen to long messages because that's ways
of the r DUS. It's perfect for people long distance friendships,
like my bestie lives in Wellington. Some people hate them
because I said the time consuming to listen to compared

(14:19):
to a quick text and they think it's just adding
like noise into their day.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
And I love it.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
And if you don't like it, if you don't like them.
And a piece of advice in a podcast to just
tell friends not into them.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Well, I was thinking maybe I could give an example
of a voice note and play one of yours.

Speaker 6 (14:36):
No network plays z M's flesh Worn and Haley Woo's.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Horny um hon it we should have got that lined.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
No terrible song, A kidding me terrible song.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
It's a great song.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Terrible song.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Ha ha hand ham hard hang hand had hal hell
half hand han hand hell. Yeah it is, Oh God,
that makes me feel like the long weekend. Yes, I'm
houningning to.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
The Long Weekend group two?

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Where did it go?

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Top to Apple? They put a noisegate on our phones.
Now the adult toy Megastore, which is a giant online
adult on toy website. Yes, every year they do a
wrapt and every year we like to share it.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
I love this. I love this so much.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Looks at sales across the country of old t looks
at who's buying what, who's buying the most, and thus
naming places the horniest place. Now, last year I forgot this.
Last year's horniest town of New Zealand was Foxton.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Now was this her capital sales? Or do they say
how they work it out? Or is it just because
a place like Auckland would buy more than Foxton.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
It's per capita.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Okay, good, right, So get this, get this.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Prebbleton is this year's horniest town.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Okay, Pribleton, Pribleton, Pribble after Richard Richington and Antonia Pribble
in ex Parleton from Outrageous for MP and Outrageous fourtune actress.
Ye yes, Pribleton, Prebbleton.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
One in five Pribleton residents bought a toy from it Toy.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Megastore this year.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Someone in prible is buying like, yeah, what because one.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Of the stun stats wise, they haven't actually worked at.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Year, right, so their population was in twenty eighteen pop
stats four and a half thousand.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Okay, so one in five eight hundred.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Get on them, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Pribleton, one or two people buying a lot whopping abound.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Rounding out the top three towns, We've got Pribleton, Funger,
Pala and pi Here So pi Here Peninsula.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
You're talking like High Biscus Coast. Yeah, did you say, yeah, huh,
that's kind of well if you had to sit in
that traffic getting off that, but then she probably will
play with yourself as well.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
It's a bottleneck dude, and it's they're.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Building than you there until the new highway and you
watch when that gets in and people are getting off
that peninsula.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Cooka, they won't need to be playing with themselves in traffic.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Shout out to I guarantee at least one person right
now stuck in that traffic playing with themselves.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Listen to us. They good morning.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
I was just about to call you out for taking
my sexy break and making it boring about traffic. But
we're back. Yeah, people pay, someone will be having a
little over the now. Top top three regions Auckland and
third Wellington and second Cannabrian. First in terms of like
bigger regions, Tasman not only enough.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Really really like very topic. Probably make your own. They
probably weave it out.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Of hemp rope. Yeah, back and forward. What's I don't know.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Yes, the West Coast they're calling living up to the
name of the wild West Coast. They're buying the most
backyard stuff.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Okay, right, yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Gusy is leading in the electrics.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Okay, really as you fly over it.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
In general, they've noticed a rise in more out of
the box stuff okay, and I don't mean literally out
of the box if it arrives out of the box,
don't use it.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
No, no, not you traditional the world of Kinks as
well as it.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
How did you say?

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Wasation wide? There's a rise, there's a rise. I'm just
what I can see.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
It really does thing around this list.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Okay, fascinating because it's so it's so taboo, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
So he's using the penis pumps Marlboura Nelson.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Yep, they're using the peenie parts.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
The biggest buyers of penis and largest flash lights because
of course it gets dark down there. Yes, no they're not.
They're not for read the word flash It's very small.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
I haven't got my glasses on.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
So the top ten buying towns per capita, I'm I'm
just looking Graymouth you're in nine, Masterton you're in seven,
Tamutu four and an easy top three part here, Prepple Show,
just Brace and a lot.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Of those, a lot of those smaller places. You just
get bored, don't you?

Speaker 4 (19:14):
So what else are you going to do?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
What else are you going to do?

Speaker 4 (19:18):
They've done, I mean like they've done awards. Where do
you want to go?

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Hawk's Bay?

Speaker 4 (19:23):
They win the Dominatrix Award for the for the purchase
the biggest purchases of leather products.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Read what about my home province of Taranakianaki.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
The Role Play Awards. School Girl Uniforms, Male Costumes. You
were loving the dress ups you do.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
School uniform You to have that girl's uniform.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Well, there was that one time I got a photo
with Alf Stewart from Home and Away in the summer.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Babs did something to you.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
That's you warning.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
You are the lou Blaunche for Awards.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Biggest buyers of loose.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
And where's me?

Speaker 3 (19:55):
With's me?

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Wellington?

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Far out? Oh no, if it's too bad, you could
up for your actual place of birth.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Rungy order.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Yeah, I hit down to Cannabri, Alf to Wellington.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Every out the back and we're blowing things up and up. Okay,
so Canterbury's sexiest region. Biggest buyers of toys overall, almost
in almost every category.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
It's wild that people affected by an earthquake would by
a vibrating toy triggering.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
I would have thought so. Every time you went to
plan with yourself, you kind of be like taking a.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Rumble, here the rumble and go, yeah, I'm about to
hit the red zone.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
Please from the Fletchforn and Haley group chat.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
This is the top six top six signs. Your plane
is full of salmon. We are exporting salmon by the
plane load. How much salmon can you fit in a plane? Japers,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
It's not like it's not intang like it's all and frozen.
It's in a big it's in a big big tanks
and a.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Big up all the gaps on a plane, and they
just fill it with the water and fill.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
It with water. Get fish in the tops and around
a lot of the top six signs your plane is
full of salmon, okay, on its way overseas. Number six
on the less cats are chasing.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
You down the runways. You take off rare getting blown
back by the jet engines.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
I reckon.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Some of them would like claw onto the wing or
something and be like yeah, climb up with the claws.
Number five and the less of the top six signs,
your plane is full of salmon.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
It's very sloshy on take off and you can hear
it slash.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Where are you in your seat? The human okay, so
only half of it's filled with water.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
The big tank. You don't allow any luggage on the
salmon flights downstairs all filled.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Up unless it's got more salmon in it.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
So we're sending all this overseas. Could we make our
salmon cheapert want to keep all that beautiful beef that
we're sitting overseas? Could we keep them and make our
Could we keep some butter and make it cheaper for us?

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Don't be stupid?

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Okay, sorry, I mean, it's just an idea. Sorry, don't
yell at me.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Are you trying to put idiot?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Are you trying to put people before profit?

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Again? I'm sorry, dickhead, yuck, you're an idiot. Number four
on the last of the top sex. Size your planes
full of salmon. The meal options are fish, fish or fish.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
But it's pretty fresh. Oh yeah, you're good. Okay, nice,
that's pretty fresh.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
How you can actually in business class, they open a
little hole on the floor and you put your fishing
rod down and you.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Catch your own.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Oh nice, it's pretty posh. How the other half lives whatever?
Business traveler.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Now, I've got an upgrade coming up, you worry about it.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Number three on the list of the top six. Size
your planes full of salmon. There's a guy in economy
that you strongly think is a series of salmon and
a trench coat trying to make a great escape. You
can't tell.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, it's the face that's the giveaway for me. It's
the smell.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Speaking of number two, number two unless of the top
sex signs your plans full of salmon, whole things thinks
a fresh raps or yucks? What is that? Salmon's not
too bad to cook at home, But there's that fish
that if you cook it, you're not getting rid of
that smell for like days. It's one of the wisest
stinky fist. There's a stinky fell and I just don't

(23:16):
buy it.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
There's smoked Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
No it's not.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Maybe it's that, or there's another it's a white one.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah it's not.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Snapper smells and taste like nothing.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
I love smells and tastes like nothing. It's just the flake.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Number one of the less of the top six signs.
Your planers is full of salmon. Give a sneaking suspicion
that the pilot and all the flight stuff for beers.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
You can tell.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
You can tell they're getting paid. You bush the button
and can I get another drink? I can't worry about it.
Hunting the salmon. Yeah, that's today's stop sex.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
The Fleet and Haley Beg pod.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Well Simon Cowell, who's sixty six years old, and because
he's tried to look younger with plastic surgery, he actually
has ended up looking about a d I know.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
He's a great example of why you shouldn't mess with
your face too much.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Not too much the eye lift thing. He looks here,
he looks like a cat like.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
It's sort of odd and tired.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Anyway, He's claimed that he's managing to age backwards due
to a controversial blood filtering process where they take blood,
they rinse and filter it and put it back into
your body.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Was Orlando Bloom said to be doing this?

Speaker 4 (24:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Did we?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
I feel like that was the thing he was blood filtering.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Jesus, he said. He goes to as well. Blood you've
got guys, some kids don't have blood. The kids in
Africa don't have blood. Be happy with what you've got.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
I've got blood. Eat your blood.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
They've got blood.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
I'm getting food good. But they've both got two o's.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
And a D on them.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
A news story from mid July saying that Orlando Bloom
tried to clean his blood. Yeah, he's been over ten
thousand dollars on blood filter What was in it? So
apparently you do it to remove the microplastics I can
give me bright Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
So he's put it through a cheese gloss you know. Yeah, yeah,
a muslin.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
I've actually got one of those sushi Japanese fish in
me swimming around.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah. Sometimes you can feel it on my arm.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yeah. Yeah, it's so cool.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Actually, he says it's working. He's managing to age backwards
thanks to this sort of blood filtering thing.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Oh yeah, you're quite right.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
There's a pictrivile Lando Bloom doing it as well.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
By what you know, by what what?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
What? What measurements? Is the aging backwards?

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Well they can test your your biological age. Yeah yeah, yeah,
you can right and see how old your body actually is.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
When you're when you've done that to your face inside,
what does it matter? You know? Like I know.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Anyway, this is what I want to know about it.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
I like it when the curtains matched the carpet, you know,
the outside and the side of both. Yeah, you look
at me, you know what my insides look like? Miss.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
I want to know from our listeners what extreme or
crazy thing did you do in the name of health
and beauty? Because I mean I had my blood taken
out centrifuged, the plasma injected back into my head to
grow some hairback after work. Yeah, and it's quite proven
for like joined in that kind of stuff. But that
was crazy.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
What Like I remember you getting that done and telling us, well,
and I was like, that is insane. But it worked.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Didn't it work? And I'm not here to pooper any
of these things. Maybe you did something crazy and it works.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Did the candian do that?

Speaker 7 (26:39):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Yeah, Courtney. Courtney had had the same thing, tension alopecia
from a ponytail, got a hole of a ball hole.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Like I did, and got that to be like needled
and have your blood put.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Maybe the most extreme thing I've had done other than
all my other surgeries.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
But even that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
You know. Candles Yeah, Now, they're made a wax. You
could warm that wax right and you put it on
hairy bits of your skin and then they'll put like
a little bit of material and then they'll.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Use that wax. I know, I've had that done.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
It's crazy, man, because those.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Those that wax, that's you your chest done. You had
your whole body for the radio done. That was the
regrowth on the chest didn't make it worth it. Well,
that's the thing that we all put ourselves through, the
craziest stuff for beauty and.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Beauty or maybe you know, like it was an odd
diet that you tried.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Didn't you do like one two one, one piece of broccoli,
two pieces of broccoli, one pieces of broccol?

Speaker 4 (27:34):
My god, years ago those frequency hormone things that make
you hCG or something like that. And I was trying
to lose weight quickly like an idiot, and I took
these pearls. And I was working with Chris Parker at
the time, and I lost my mind and he was like,
you stop it, but you are intolerable. Uh.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
You know.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
I did a diet to try to fix about nine
million problems at once, and it was so limited that
I didn't eat. It was like, you've lost this weight.
I was like, no, that's that's called.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
The first thing I lost was my mind. Wow, Okay, Well,
whether it was like I don't know, a crazy diet
or a crazy health thing, oh, eight hundred dollars at
em as a number nine six nine.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Sex is our techs.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
What crazy thing did you try in the name of
health and beauty? Well, Simon cow is filtering his blood,
he's putting it through a cheese cloth to get out
all the plastics and getting a bit put back into him.
So we want to know what is the craziest thing
you have tried in the name of health or beauty?
And producer Shannon used to hang it hang the head

(28:41):
off the side of the bed back in like peak
YouTube days when like all the beauty gurus were coming
out with lots of videos and hacks.

Speaker 8 (28:48):
I was maybe fifteen years old and I heard about
the inversion method, which is where you hang your head
off the back of your bed or like a couch
and have all the blood rush to your head and
you stay there for a minute at least. But I reckon,
I stayed for five sometimes, and I did that every
night for weeks and it grow.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yeah, to try and get me, I mean blood blood
to the to the you know, sit makes sense, but cheaper,
that's not going to do.

Speaker 8 (29:14):
Yeah, Jack did absolutely nothing to make you.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
How long did you do that for?

Speaker 4 (29:21):
I reckon, at least.

Speaker 9 (29:23):
A couple of months.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Okay, it kind of.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Reminds me so much of me doing this and intermediate
my master. I must, I must increase my bust to
try to get bigger boobies because I had anybody and.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
I was doing. What are you doing here? I don't know.
It's just like a Dolly magazine thing.

Speaker 8 (29:36):
We used to put a pinny pigs, so you would
do that and then you do the pencil taste, and
then you would keep doing it until the pencil test.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
This is like that machine at the gym. What does
that one you're doing? Wouldn't this decrease the boobies? No,
because I guess if you had bigger, bigger picks.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
That it would pop a little bit. I mean, needless
to say. All I needed to do was wait, wait
that skin bags of fat? Aren't they burning off? Don't
get me wrong negative my absolute favorite. Must I must
increase my bast I mean nineties girls remember that? Oh yeah, no,

(30:13):
I mean it worked.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
This is wait a minute, you just can't say it
worked because you've got big books waving. Anyway, Yeah, Dave,
what did you do the crazy thing you did in
the name of health? Tell you're doing.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Mate, not bad. We thought it was Friday, but it's Tuesday.

Speaker 7 (30:33):
I'm very saying the same space. But when I was
I've always remember it certain I'm going to try and change.
I really want to do something about it. And a
chiff friend of mine was like, oh, why don't you
try putting tig lard in your coffee? And it's worse.
It's worse than you think. And for about three months,
every single morning in the long Blake could have about
a tea, spoon and a bit. I'm a tiglut of

(30:55):
my coffee is a fantastic rock band name.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, yeah, I love that. That's so funny.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Did it change?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Did it make it taste like bacon?

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (31:07):
Yeah, effectively it was like a bacon coffee, but it
had no ultimate like effect on mid. I think I've
just closed my life.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah, probably just g.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Oh. I think it's only choosing. I think we should
call her the weak for the man name that was
tackled me there. Also, it is only choose it like
it does Dave, We're going to hook you up Caller
of the week. All thanks to Kimi's Warehouse home in
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some ticks message.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Me and I struggled for the same problem. Just cannot.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
No matter what you want to wait as well, Dave,
maybe could send him some weight. You have it a
lot off for deep voice.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Though, Yeah for a skinny fellow.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Skinny dude, yeah you know, yeah, ball on this guy.
They you look even bigger because he's so skinny.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
There. There's no like cushioning around anyway. I saw been
doing his pick his bust, increase my bust.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
I soaked my nails and olive oil every day for
months to get them to grow.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
It didn't work. Cost me hates.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Wouldn't you be bitter with the supplement like a calcium supplement?

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Or buy it and supplement makes you he skinn and nail.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
It's not olive oil. I dried zombo when it was
a big fad. Lots of fun, but I don't think
I lost any weight.

Speaker 7 (32:25):
No, do you.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Remember those places they popped up everywhere in the two thousands,
those vibrating plates.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Form I can eat.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Whatever I want, and I'll just stand on a shaky
plate for ten minutes and go away.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
And he just held onto that thing I shook.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
You don't do that better? Hope the camera wasn't on
just then.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
You've done that a couple of times when I was
hearing my friend told me her dad went down to
the beach every day and put his toothbrush into the
sand and brushed his teeth of the sand.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
And some that's too embrace.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
That's why they say some of the charcoal toothpaste isn't
good because it's basically your flo is it you're brushing
off the enamel?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Is that you need that?

Speaker 3 (33:05):
I had weight loss surgery life changing and not just
weight wise, but I was on my weight in edding
a double hip replacements and it was drastically reduced the
likelood that it's been required.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Yeah, I mean in the name of health doing something
that dramatic.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Early Yeah, because I was listening to someone talk about
why they did like a weight loss jab and like
it's just changed your life because they don't hurt and
they can actually go to the gym and yeah, it
doesn't hurt, yeah, and they can move.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
It's when Hollywood celebrities abuse. Oh my god, have we seen.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Kelly and Sharon Osborne had a photo it's given in
the nineties. Yeah, but back in the nineties they were
doing it properly. They were doing hero I mean it's
a jab you in the hip heroin in the I
don't Yeah, I have such bad I hated at the

(33:58):
moment because you were not taking me.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
You know, Like everyone's talking on the internet at the
moment about the cast of Wicked and how much weight
they've lost. They're already thin, but how much weight they've
lost for all the red carpet stuff even compared to
the films and the three female leads, you know, And
then I don't want to like bag on them, but
like they're saying, oh, this is my body that's healthy,
so like that you haven't had that body that ever before?

Speaker 3 (34:21):
How do you know?

Speaker 4 (34:23):
It's thin and thin? And Amy Schumer posted a thing
which he's got the bobblehead effect going on.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Sorry tune it a bit serious. There great news for
people who are staying chubby, though, because all those chubby
funny people and movies are gonna need filling.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Aren't they going to put on any weight?

Speaker 3 (34:43):
I've lost?

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Just sort of have a point of difference gap?

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Does that m podcast network plays Hale Hailey Silly.

Speaker 10 (34:54):
Little It is so silly, silly s silly.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Listens are back. We got a little Do you have
an advent calendar as today? Silly little pile.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
I wanted to get and boogie one this year, but
I forgot, And now.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Three year I say to myself, I'm going to get
the Whiskey Whisky one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, never do.
But there are some real boogie ones like a lot
of brands now do, like really nice one.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
I got the Marlborough one. Today it's ice Blast yep.
And tomorrow I yesterday was Ribs.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Why thought you had marlbra Wines. I was like, I
didn't know they were doing different every day.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
So December first it was a just classic Merlbury.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Rids okay, yeah, beautiful Meanthol.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
On the fourth today it was mean early subbo and
the and the producers were shout out to Shannon in
the workshop.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
You got an advent calendar from show sponsor Kims Warehouse.

Speaker 8 (35:58):
I have a jelly Belly Advent calendar there and it's
the best.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
I love Jellybilly I know.

Speaker 8 (36:02):
And it's it just comes with six little jelly beans
a day.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
I need one of them Jellybilly so much.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
I got it from Chimist Warehouse.

Speaker 8 (36:09):
It was in the you know when you go to
the aisle to leave pay it was there and.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
I was like, this is the best thing.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Why don't they there, Why don't they have me reading
that out as one of the lines for the Chimis
ware house here, I'd just here white and Teeth with
Colgate Optic White range from seven ninety nine. It should
say sure with Jelly Belly, Advent calendar and cheer house.

Speaker 8 (36:33):
And you know what's the best part. So I had
my first day yesterday, but it tells you all the
flavors every day is different.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Panic Class is my favorite.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
On Christmas Eve, there's.

Speaker 8 (36:41):
A Mystery flavor and it says Mystery Christmas.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
It's not that game they do whether they've got some
yuck flavors.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
I don't like those ones.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
No, no, no, no, that's not jelly.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
No, no, don't do that.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Okay, this is I'll keep you updated long teas Christmas Eve.
It does sound like we're really ding ding dinging here.
But they have Kim's House, Heaps Inco Beauty Edving calendar,
They've got a Revolution Beauty Makeup calendar, They've got a
Revlon Beauty Edving calendar, Jelly Belly, Harry Potter edving calendar.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
I'm just a no g jelly belly kill. Do you
want one? Well, do you have an adving calendar? Sixty
five percent of people said no, Yeah, okay, thirty five
percent of people haven't anything. It's because like you can't
resist the jelly beans. And this is why I just
said no to you buying me one as much as
they do one one. You people find it hard to

(37:32):
say no to chocolate and lollies at breakfast when it's
seven o'clock and they wake up and they're like, well,
I've got to open the door. I've got to open
the door.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Yes, it's not always lollis and chocolate. August.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
My daughter's got a Harry Potter Lego one this year.
Oh yeah, that's pretty cool. What do you get a
roof tile on the second? What do you Yeah, it's
going to be junk, but you know little Harry Potter
lego to add to the collection. Yeah. How can anybody
possibly walk past the Lego ed van calendar and not
buy it?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Or that's from Sam?

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Okay, ps, warn should do advent calendar week and the
lead up to Christmas. Oh I like that instead of
calendar week. But a fest of calendar week we might
have ourselves.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
How many effects on advent talent calendars especially could you find?

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Well, given that you just said advent and then especially
specially am I stroking? I'm stroking? She's out?

Speaker 1 (38:20):
I don't know. Oh, look I'll see what I can do.
Dan said, I got the task Master one.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
It's quite big, but yes, we'll take up some space
in my suitcase as a trapes across the Pacific. What
is that?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
What's the task Master Advent calendar?

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Am I a square?

Speaker 3 (38:34):
You wish task Master Advent.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Calendar to be a UK one, won't it?

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Yeah? The official task was twenty four days of tasks
puzzle fist of joined a dash of delightful kale. That's
a good idea, A little tasking day.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
That is a great idea.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
That is cool. Oh and you can get Taskmaster bond
bonds as well, like Christmas crackers. Huh that's interesting. Hey,
and there'd be a task in the cracker. Yeah, I
did have a joke. Oh that's a great idea. Long
time podcast First time is LP Messenger Sheldern London Chocolate
calendar for the kids, Alcoholic one for me, which coincidentally

(39:09):
helps you cope with the sugar crash, and the sugar
rush and or crash alignes quite nicely. Hailey said, it's
not just chocolate. It cost one hundred and thirty dollars
and why should kids get all the cool stuff? I
deserve treats in the form of expensive many perfumes and
face creams and products I could never normally afford more
than they do.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
I saw someone opening up I think it was Chanelle
and had little mini Chanel perfumes and lipsticks.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Yeah, that would have been a thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Oh at least. Yeah, I make mine for the kids,
said Sophie, who apparently is going for Mother of the Year. Yeah,
that's a great idea. Hair ties, clips, small toys and
good old undies. My tour of says prior to kids,
we did the same with my partner brother and mum
dashed little bottles of boos and it's been in tradition
everybody enjoyed. I don't rate the shit chocolate ones. The
chocolate ones are if you go cheat, you're gonna get cheat.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Trip in the ship.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
There's a Eve Saint Laarn and VN calendar which is
on special for seven fifty down from a thousand dollar geez.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
On sale for seven hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Wow, but then I guess you're getting little perfumes, aren't you. Yeah,
but still tiny, little hamburg. You could buy like seven
hundred chocolate Advent calendars for that, Yeah, but still seven
hundred junk white powdery chocolate ones. I forgot to get one,
said Kate. Thanks for reminding me. Oh thanks, I can
get one because they've got to be cheaper now because
we're started days. And also you can on the first

(40:25):
day you get it eat two to three chocolates. Said
I feel sorry sorry for people that don't have one.
Even my dog has one. Now we're about to double
doing show sponsors and see that Animates has a great
idea Advent calendars.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yep, I just searched that. Take your of the rest
of yourself.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
We've been digging a lot.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
We're digging, yeah, Lucy said, It's twelve days of New
Zealand dyed wool inspired by Southern landscape colors. Oh, Shannon
would like that term. But this is really something for everyone.
My partner heavily encourages my Pepper and Mead Dick, and this.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Is New Zealand. Oh we love them, Yeah, we do.
We've really enjoyed so they never failed to get me one.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
They pepper and met an event calendar has mother also
gets us a chocolate one each year.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
We're really just big kids, guys.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
There's quite a lot of adult fun toy ones as well. Oh,
I was just thinking something for everyone.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Gosh, Natalie said, adult ones are cool, but it's hard
to justify the cost.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yeah, it's an expensive time that it is.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Yeah. Yeah, And Catherine said, my mum doesn't buy them anymore.
Apparently once we move out of home, we're no longer
her children. Rude.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
That's so rude.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Today we asked do you have an advent calendar? And
sixty five percent of you are advent calendar.

Speaker 9 (41:38):
Less plays.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Plays that end.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
Haley Oxford Dictionary, that's my dictionary of choice. I've got
a one one at Price giving at Queen Margaret College
and since then I just stuck with it.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Did they give that to you because you needed it
the mice?

Speaker 4 (41:56):
No, it was actually for getting honors in English, and
then since then it's actually gone down and I know
we're on my England Ever since Oxford University have picked
their word of the year. I can't even remember the
arrest of them, but it's all like six seven and
shabooboo and all that.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Oxford have gone with rage bait. Okay, then they do
a double barreled word because it's hyphen baiting or are they.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Rage space baiting? Rage space bait, rage space babe the
phrase meaning to get angry scrolling through social media.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Oh I thought it was people who were baiting. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I thought it was you. You were being baited the
person was doing the baiting.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
That's raighte ye?

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Oh yes.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Do you find yourself getting increasingly irate whilst going through
your social media feed? If so, you may fall victim
to rage bait. Yes, is a term that describes manipulative
tactics used to drive engagement online, which so this is
so much that you see it like here dresses, hair dress,
Oh yeah that but like here dresses will postctionally did
hear dresses will post intentionally bad haircuts and be like

(43:02):
my best work, or tattoo artists will do like fake tattoos.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
And we know this that the algorithms, the social media algorithms,
thrive on, you know, rage bait. Basically, yes, totally you're not.
You know, here's a nice picture of it. I mean,
you know, cat pictures short We're done with those. But
anything that's you know, that creates anger or because it
does better.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Yeah, you linger on it.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
You get their numbers up, their insights are better.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
So rage bait.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Their short list was aura farming, the cultivation of an impressive, attractable,
charismatic persona or bio hacked to attempt to approve or
optimize one's physical we're just talking about this or mental performance.
Howth longevity well being but altering ones diitalized. Yeah, but
rage bait.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
That's the Oxford Year of the word of the word,
not wrong time. That's the year's Oxford of the word.
They gave you a dictionary at Whole English right year,
and that is Oxford's Year of the work.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Does that end podcast? Needwork?

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Well, I've been in denial about this for like, I
reckon a month or so, maybe a little bit longer.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
You can't know any longer.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
This is a massive day for I was at the
airport the other day on my phone and I was like,
is that gay?

Speaker 5 (44:14):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Is that an eight or a three? When I was
reading my phone and I was like, yep, everything's getting
a little blurry.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
And I well now have had the most amazing eyes,
even not even that long ago. No, my long vision
is amazing, like I'll see things, yeah, and you'll be
with you and you're sided, whereas I am short sighted.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
I need my glasses for seeing a way.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Well, uh yeah, And I remember going I had an
eye in fiction or something like last year, and I
remember going to the optometist and I said, I've got
perfect vision.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
I've got great I sigh, and they laughed and said,
well not for much longer.

Speaker 8 (44:49):
And I was like what.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
And it's something that happens to everybody when you get older.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Yeah, you can't and you don't die with perfect vision. No,
And I reckon, it's happening to me when up close reading,
I'm like, oh, it's getting a bit blurry. I don't
want to be that person that has to hold their phone.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Arms lads over here, yeah, or you're show them something
a screen like Dad, look at this video and he
has to hold a million miles a Yeah, I know,
because I've got perfect vision. Well ten years younger.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Than Okay, I've got news for you. It's gonna happen
to you.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Too. I know, of course it well, but it's very
confronting because I have had great vision and now things
are getting blurry, and so do you know what, I'm
going to have to go get an eye test.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
Yeah, but then what what are we doing? Are we
getting some cute lenses I want?

Speaker 1 (45:36):
So I don't suit, you know, with me with sunglasses.
I don't suit any sunglasses. But it's got a name,
you said, Well, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
It's getting older, age related press phobia, which is a
normal eye condition that causes gradual loss of the ability
to focus on close up on. That's just getting old. Okay,
get this. It normally starts forty Yeah, I've been been
in that by sex. Can it affected with laser eye surgery?

Speaker 1 (46:04):
I don't know. You should just get it done.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Oh my god, if I can, I well.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Can you imagine Flitch dealing with the little Oh what's
the water they put it?

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Oh my god? I know, I just contact lenses and
your little I.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Don't get contact lenses.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
You know. I had a friend staying in my house
and it hit. All the stuff was on the bathroom. Second,
I was like, what thing?

Speaker 1 (46:24):
What a fath And this was like a few weeks ago,
and I was like, oh my god, what if that
has to be me dealing with that?

Speaker 4 (46:30):
But if the kind of laser guy surgery can heal, though,
you're gonna have to go lenses glasses?

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Oh my god, four eyes, but that's a couple of
have ever been four eyes?

Speaker 5 (46:41):
Now?

Speaker 4 (46:42):
To be four eyes isn't fer.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
A couple of years ago because I got my reminder
from Mum Specsavers. They were like, it's been two years
since your last glasses. You need to come in and
we need to check because you get they get worse.
You can't get laser again. Can now I'm going to
get a scrape? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:03):
And it was a lot and I was just like, nah, no,
I just wear glasses.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
I just like, I don't want to deal with that.
It's though, but that sounds like a rigmarole and then
you don't want to it's such you know, the worst
one about it is opening a hot oven and you
just get a steamed glass straight away.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
I know I was thinking about that. I don't want
to be steamed up so.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Much of your life. Don't having to worry about every
day bullshit with glasses. Like when someone's like, can I
try them? On and they grab the lenses of their
fingers sticky and then just like your memory, rub your eye. Yeah, yeah,
you take them off, everything goes blurry.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
You take out your contact lenses when you go swimming, Shannon,
who has.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
What do you mean you have to take them out? Beach?

Speaker 8 (47:47):
Say know what you do is if you open your eyes,
you can but sometimes they blu and they fall out.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
You could eat that.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Yeah, well, no, I'm talking in a pool. No total
is in my pool?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
You have totles? We got three at women?

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Does your call not have two doors?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
The z M Podcast Network play z m's Flesh Porne
and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Taylor Swerve, Fleach, Morn and Hailey speaking of Shearon has
had to speak out and clarify there is no beef
between HERM and Tata because everyone was like the relationships
changed over the years and the beef and jealousy and whatnot,
and they don't talk, and it was just rumors like
I don't have a cell phone, so no, she didn't

(48:34):
immediately tell me about the engagement. And then when he
found out a week later, they talked on the phone
for four hours and caught up and they're very good friends.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
He's like we're busy. We see to them when we
see each other.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
She sent him a pigeon, a little note saying.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
She sent the pigeon, and the pigeon had a phone,
and it was dropped the phone to him because he
doesn't have his own phone. He was like hello, and
she's like add high. I get engaged.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
I love that he doesn't have a phone. That would
make life so hard, though, like, at least have a
break like that.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
You know, he had a wife.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
I thought he had a break.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
He's his no phone now, but maybe okay, maybe he
did have a little bit of a break, right, so
you can just all your ticks kids or something. Yeah, yeah,
but anyway, not be no beef. I don't want no beef,
and there is no beef. I want to know from
our listeners who you are beefing with at the moment
and why Christmas tensions are high. Maybe it's a family member.
What are we getting mom and dad?

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Maybe it's oh yeah, maybe because your brother or sister
doesn't want to go in on a gift or something. Yeah,
that's quite ac over there. That's just a slight disagreement.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
No, that's beef. Beef.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Didn't want to buy your parents to dash cam. No,
he wanted, and we wanted to buy them the digital
photo frame.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
I tell you what still gets used every day, the
digital photo frame.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
You were right, You were right on that one. So okay,
So you want to Maybe it's someone in the office.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Could be a workmate, could be a friend, could be
someone that's done you wrong, could be a partner, could
be an ex, could be anything. I love your chance
to let off a little steam. It's like a little
Tuesday Morning, a little vent, little vent release.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
And we don't need to use names like it can
just be anonymous. It could be someone you were all okay, okay,
we start starting the ball.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
I'll tell you I'm Beef and Worth. I'll tell you this.
He's eight one seven, my partner. He doesn't know it yet,
but he will. He came home from a stag do
on Sunday. He brought quote me a six pack of
donuts and I was like, oh, thanks, babe, that's sweet,
considering you got home so late. I put them in
the fridge. I went to get one last night. No
donuts left. This romantic con man ate all the donuts himself.

(50:36):
We got Beef and I'll be returning him to his mother.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
I'm sorry, but if you didn't eat any bye last
night and they were in the fridge for eighteen hours,
we have brought in.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
An apology gift. Sorry that I was drunk and busy
on the weekend. You've got to least leave me one donut.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
When you reckon.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
He's going to find out a beef and he's probably
just enjoying it, but a piece and quiet. If he's
getting the silent treatment tonight, he'll get start getting the
hint maybe text we can beef. I love this.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
People be beef and man.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Wow, this is what we want to know this morning.
Who are you beefing with?

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Its Sharon has had to come out and clarify that
he is not beefing with Taylor Swift.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
We've been delivered a Christmas sized beef roast that will
watching machine here.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Man, people are stressed or dealing with things beefing all
over the show.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
There's so much beef and here we got over a
beef sandwich shop. Wish we start. I'm beefing with the
seven year olds in my classroom. I think it's hilarious
to say six Sam, does that count? I think if
you react that it's only going to make the situation worse.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
The ownership of that. You've got to come we stopped
from my house.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
The first thing you do when you walk into that
class is you start going six seven and they'll be like,
oh my god, it's that time of the year where
you're not really teaching them anything anyway. You're around doing
art project and stuff, cleaning up and screaming at the
screaming at them.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Take a lorezapam, put your feed that.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Yeah, man, I have a little glaskog.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Anonymous. Who are you beefing with right now?

Speaker 5 (52:12):
I'm beefing with my so called beast friend? Are thinking
more of a backstabber than Okay, what did they do? Well?
She got this new friend that I could feel that
we weren't like, I wasn't vibing with like. I could
feel that she was coming along to take away the
friendship that we did have. And I had first told
my friends. And she's like, it's not that. Do you

(52:34):
stop reading into things so easily. I'm quite an emotional person. Sorry,
she's the kids in the background. So yeah, I'm apparently
getting too deep with things. So I left it at that,
and then about a week ago we do the Sunrise
walk and she was texting the so called person. But

(52:56):
you know when you turn the phone away from someone
to make sure that they can't and I'm like, oh,
that's a bit weird.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
So it's like, okay, you know what, I'm going.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
To send you a message and say I don't like
how it's one on one. It's all good for us,
but then when there's other people around, it's weird. And
another thing is we always used to post each other
on social media, and I know it sounds a bit
like petty, but all of a sudden, since this new
friend came along, barely anything about me and the kids.
Oh okay, right, so I send her this whole long message. Look,

(53:26):
I'm not leaving this in bitterness, like all the best whatnot?
We meant to go to Lewis CAPOLDI today SOLDID tickets,
have a nice laugh. Yeah, God, you're done with it?

Speaker 3 (53:37):
You're not. It seems a little reactionary to be like,
I'm done with you because you've got a new friend.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
But I'm not done with her because she's got a
new friend. I'm done with her because of how she's
making me feel with the new friend, because it's completely
totally different.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Is too short to have things like this that don't
make you feel good. If it no longer serves you, let.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
It go exactly.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
Some rings for a season. And did you enjoy your
drama full laugh?

Speaker 4 (54:06):
I don't need it, Yes, Sweete, you enjoy Lewis Capaldi
babe and you.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Yeah, sol, we love this.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
I love that, Anonymous, Thank you so much. Enjoy tonight.
So many messages coming. And who are you beeping with her?

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Now? My husband he's breathing too, loud and sleepy all
the time.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Poor guy out there working and breathing.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
And I'm because, no matter how much I tell her,
don't leave meat just open and unwrapped in the fridge.
Every time I open the fridge is a slab of
chicken breast on the plate.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
It's a reverse over there, because Mum's usually the one
that's like, don't put that in the fridge like that
wrapped up because it'll absorble the fridge juice. Someone's beefing
with their cat, Oh yeah, because I do everything for her.
But she loves my husband so much.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
More than me.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Yeah, loves my dad more than he loves me. Beefing
with my bridesmaid because she made our wedding all about herself.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
I'm even with my boss. No Christmas work to no
Christmas hamper, no end. Your bonus used to get all
three when I started working here five years ago.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Now nothing, wow cause you love it crime.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Yeah, although the company did just post a twenty million
dollar profit.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
But you don't get a you know, pear cheese, cracker, hamper, cracker.
Money's time.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Sorry, you're well your own work do if you want
to go out, just leave our name off it. Mackey,
who are you beefing with at the moment? My two
year old? Oh? Why?

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Because he doesn't want to wear hands neither next year
and I don't want to wear pants all the time.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
Does he want to wear anything else? Like a skirt
or a dress or shorts or no.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
T shirt and messy? That's all he wants, does it?
I wearing crocs? No, really, only gumbert.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
On to speak. There hard to get a hat on
a two year old.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
He's actually fine with hat.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
He's good had gumberts.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
It's my outfit of choice. It would be very comfortable
in all of that pants and on the bumper stopping rash.
You're away laughing thanks Mickey. I'm beefing with my daughter's
school because they are effing useless.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Oh dear, Yeah, my brother just had his wedding. He
didn't let kids come to the wedding. That's fair, absolutely,
which meant fifty percent of the family couldn't come to
fifty per family them somewhere due to it being in
Christ's when most families live in Auckland. And then during
his vows he said he wanted his whole family wedding,
and the dog appeared.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
With the rings on the collars of the lamp. So
the dogs are here.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
That his dogs. That's his wedding. Yeah, you can drop
off your kids at.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
The s b c A for the weekend time to
after because they play with the dogs and stuff. That's
not I got beef of my work made. He stinks
of piss.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Rex rex.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
I'm beeping with the neighbor because they only made part
of the shed burm even though our part is like
a meter max. That's so pity. Yeah, I couldn't stop.
I would have to mow the neighbors because they would
do my head driveway in the middle. Just kidd it. Yeah, yeah,
beefing with my toddler because all she sees is dadda
no mama to be heard at all. I had some

(57:16):
beef with the guy at work, so I ended up
having a fight with him and got dropped out of lots,
got and got dropped and loads in front of loads
of people. So they had to beef. They started the
fight and then they got dropped. That's not gonna feel
good as a no no, my ex, we shared custody
with our dog. Haven't been together for five years. I've
got a new partner for the last few years now.
He has met the love of his life and we
can't continue to do shared custody. We need to put

(57:37):
need to put him down. According to him, now, I
don't know how my beef was worth him or the
love of his life. So well, wait, I don't put down.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Can't someone just take it on full time?

Speaker 3 (57:47):
If she does take the dog on full time, show dog,
show dog, a cute dog, that's not your only option.
We've got to put it down. That's why I'm just
in my murder right Ally, your dog don't forne can't.
It's not this. I know I can't avoid this, but

(58:07):
I can't say a good boy goad. I can't say,
a good boy being torn between the households. Well, so
it might be one of those like little ring I know,
then put it down.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
No, I don't put it down.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
I'm beefing with my boss.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
I just went on maternity to leave at thirty eight
and a half weeks pregnant, despite wanting to finish at
thirty six weeks.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
But I carried on at a request.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
And the day after I left, everyone got their Christmas bonus,
but I got nothing because I was I was leaf.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Oh that's a bullshts crap.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
No, I'd be investigating that one.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
I'm beefing with my husband. He didn't look what he
was putting on the washing machine. He popped a nappy
in there and exploded with the jelly gird and I
had to clean it up. That's a bush. I'm beefing
with my boss because she's a micromanager and a real
sea you next. Micromanaging is the worse. It's like I'm
doing the job here beefing with my so called best

(58:59):
friend because got married and did invite me to a wedding.
I reckon, I reckon.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
That's not a best friend. No, that's my hot take
on that.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
I'm beefing with my eighteen year old because she doesn't
want to pay us any board.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Get out, get out, change a lot. You see what
can go see what rint costs exactly. Beefing with my
baby daddy because he's a loser. I'm beefing with one
of my clients. I'm a cleaner. They didn't pick up
their personal towel beside the beard before I arrived.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
Beefing with my fiance. Can we're getting married on a.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Personal towel by the beard. That's a that's they all
know what that toweld So one of the hotel. That's
to hand small to dry yourself within the shower for
a flannel. For a flannel, yeah, handt owl, the spear, handtail.
You only even need one handtail for a three day
stand in the hotel.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Also that's yuck. Please start doing that. There's tisers and
toilet paper in that room for a reson.

Speaker 11 (59:46):
The in podcast Needwork in Fact of the Day, Day Day,
Day day, did it, dude, dude?

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
The Fact of the Day this week is vandals. Vandalism
is the theme. Yesterday we learned that van the word
vandal comes from a Germanic tribe that we're blamed for
the sacking of Rhyme historically. So we're doing all sorts
of vandalism this week, and I want to tell you
today about the most vandalized things in the world. Oh exciting, Okay,

(01:00:25):
we're looking sort of landmarks and well known spots. Do
you mean it doesn't necessarily mean to mean to be
like tagging. It could be like people taking a chunk
of the pyramid or something.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Bengo, I reckon the Berlin Wall.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Yep, Berlin Wall are one of the most graffiti walls.
But it's those pre and posts that coming down. It
was a real like there's not the shout.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
There are chunks of it still up that you can see,
but there's not really a chance to chip some off.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
You can buy it. The Leaning Tower of piece of
which we've talked about and recently. In fact, the day
has medieval graffiti everywhere because remember we see it it
was it started sinking, so it wasn't being used, so
squatters would get in back in the day, just like now,
Skelley Weggs, Skelley Weds would get in and there's some
medieval graffiti. Scratching with the chisel, quickly, quickly, the Popo

(01:01:16):
were coming. New York subway trains historically the most tagged
moving objects. Yeah, you know, back in the day when
New York was pretty wild. Are the Pompeii ruins. People
are scraping volcanic stone for souvenirs to take home, much
like the Pyramids Stone Hinge. Apparently, climate protesters have targeted
Stone Hinge many times.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Yeah, because of all the oil. It bends, Yeah, it does,
it runs, it runs on diesel. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
And when people are like protesting something and then they
ruined something else, and you know, like people were throwing
tomato soup on the Mona Lisa, which is behind.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Ah be Like, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
What's that doing for oil?

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Face?

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Yeah, shush up your face. We're working our way to that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
Oh sorry, we'll just do it now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Now you've if we got beef, go back to the phoner. Hey,
go answer the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Hi is it? Who are your beefing? Hailey Sprowl? What
did she ruined my fact of the day because she
said the number one most vandalized things, Like before I
even started the top five.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
Jamming, I was jamming. I don't know you pre send
us your email.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Now I'm just gonna excuse me. The mystery that is
fact of the day will not be sent to you
in an email. So other things on there. The Trivi fountain,
Oh yeah, so any apparently any time you jump in
it's it's officially known as an active vandalism. I've poured
dye in the water and like snuck in like water

(01:02:41):
bombs full of dishwashing liquid, which it up.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
That makes one point five million euros annually? Does of coins?
Good good wishes coins? Have you seen them empty and
scrape them all out?

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
I have seen them.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Were fishing for coins with magnets. Is none one of
the active graffiti is that the other ones that the
Swinx in Egypt is more vandalized than the Pyramids. People
take little bits off, by the way, the nose just
fell off, that wasn't ye taken off, chisel marks, graffitti,
political messages, names been carved into it, and centuries of

(01:03:14):
just a little chip off for a souvenir please. Oh yeah,
and the eighteen hundreds. You know, you could climb on
it and picnic on top of the swinx's back. Cue
that was good for its long tipity. Yeah, that's pretty
kicking holes in it, so it's easy to climb up
and down and not spill your picnic. The Hollywood sign, yes,
is one of the most and it was in a
wreck in the seventies. It was like they were almost

(01:03:35):
thinking about tearing it down until a restoration project was undertaken.
Crazy because you couldn't imagine it not being there now. Yeah, totally,
very hard to get close to now and it's an
offense right to.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Go too close.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
So it's got a full time ranger, a dedicated range
of raizorwyre motion sensors, cameras and drones that patrol it. Yeah,
and one of the most famous times that was graffeated.
It has twice been changed from Hollywood to hollyweed. People
turn the o's and to eat and one of the
last thing in the minuteath because I heard.

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
That a lot of climate protesters often throw soup at it,
but just behind glass, so it's hard to ruin.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
I literally said this earlier. It's had acid thrown at it. Acid. Yeah,
somebody got a rock in there and launched a rock
at the I don't even reckon that display the real one. Well, conspiracy,
They wouldn't. You just wouldn't, would you if so many
people are going at it. It's the real one, just
a photocop.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Katie Perry is Joan Ramsay all grown up. Sure, that's
what you sound like.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Someone threw cake at it once and the cake get
stuck and then just like slid down the perspects cover.
So today's back to the day.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
What are you googling?

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
A foot apparently apparently, but it is behind bulletproof climb,
wouldn't tell you, and a protective climate controlled environment.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
They're going to control the climate because it's so old, right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Yeah, there was a news story this week that if
you are traveling to Europe, they've hiked their prices for
tourists to go to the Louver by like fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Percent, is right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
I'm assuming they have to now upgrade the security system
that's had the password loose because of the highest Yeah,
they've got to save up to it for the mcaffee.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
And maybe pay for a few more security gains. I
don't know, they probably should. So today's back to today.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Is the Mona Lisa is one of the most vandalized
items in the world.

Speaker 9 (01:05:27):
Fact of the day, Day Day day, day doo doo.

Speaker 6 (01:05:43):
Then podcast Network plays that MS flesh one and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
Now Christmas December first, December first marked, that marks the
day that I put up my Christmas tree.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Right, I get my Christmas tree out, I went, and
you've got a place at Christmas tree A, yeah, I do.
You've got a nice I went around get a Christmas tree. No,
you've never had a Christmas trees to have a Christmas
every one year, you've got a Christmas tree?

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
No, not in the ten years I've been in that house.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
I refuse to remember your big gay Christmas tree, your
last that was at the flat that was owned by home.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
That was owned by homosexual.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
I don't think you need to de clarify that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
I just don't think it was a great Christmas tree. Yeah,
but yeah, it's just had. It was pink with silver balls.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
Great.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Yeah, and the lights were built fiber optics. Nah, they
didn't have lights. But you can buy like Floro Christmas
trees very cool.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Oh yeah, totally. Mine's just traad green, but it's it's
high end.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Oh yeah, it's this poffee.

Speaker 8 (01:06:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:46):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
So yesterday I had to do a whole bit of
moving around because I was saying yesterday on air that
I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
Have a good corner. So what I did and I
moved the bar cart and it moved that, you know,
kind of re arranged the whole lounge.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Even for bed.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
We blocked the bar cart with the Christmas tree.

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
No, it couldn't PLoP it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Could you move the bar cart?

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
I moved it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
It's literally a cart.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Yeah. The clue was in the name.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well some people say Barkhart,
but they mean a table. Yeah, like a small sign table, wheels,
a cart and a handle. Move that set up the
little place where you can see it as you walk.
You can see it everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
It's perfect spot.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
And I get it out and I fluff the tree
and it's all ready to decoray, and people have gathered
in the lounge to watch me carols on.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
I did have carols on. I had Elton John's Christmas album.
Should I pull it up in the background for a
little bit of No one was happy about it, Carol.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
She yeah, because for those who see, for those that
don't know, your parents are living with you. So they
what came and watched.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
You do this?

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
Yeah, they sat there with their juans and you know,
said to me, like you have that? And I started
I went to minor team on the way home, and
I got, yeah, I'm not using the cool lights. I'm
using the warm lights. Got some warm lights. Start wrapping
the tree halfway? Not enough, so I gotta go back
to that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
How that's okay, that's important to know how many minutes
of so many meters and what?

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Were you going a little too tight?

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
But I want an abundance. So then I then under
it anyway, So it was a whole thing. And then
everyone sat there making their little commentaries about you know,
that ball balls too close to that flower, and that
bird is too close to this thing and I and
there was some shut ups thrown around, leaning.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
To Christmas season out and John's bout now Merry Christmas.
Each other shut up.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
And you're doing you're doing the tree, Hayley, And I
was like, am I because it feels like we're all
sort of doing the tree, you know what I mean?
I would happily just do the tree.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
On my own.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
I love Christmas fights.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
It was the first of Mini Calm. I reckon gather.
This is id Shearon and Olton John good Ones was playing.
So the tree got done. So now it's not quite
done though, because I was saying. My dad was saying,
I think it's a little bit much. This birds and
flowers all over this thing. I like a simple no, no, no,
it's not I've decided it's not enough. So today I'm

(01:09:06):
going shopping again to get more, because that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
It's current Jesus, that's yeah, and that's good. We don't
need anymore, did you lights?

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
More lights? And then I'm going to get more flowery.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Look at the star on the top, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it looks.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Like a road spike. Yeah, it looks like one of
those mines.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
But we could put up on socials, I guess, and
we could say do I need more?

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
Do I get my Christmas tree down? And we'll have
a who's got the best Christmas? Okay, great, great, great great.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Stupid big this year.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
Yeah, you're going real, real, very different trees. Yeah, mine's birds,
flowers and soldiers, and yours is real and kids.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
I don't know what we're doing, scooz. Yeah. I actually
talking to your talking to your dus, and they said
their kid made a real tachy miss of the Christmas
tree as well.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
Oh no, don't worry.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
They were saying it to my face, plays.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Plays, it ends.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Doctors. We need them, we need them, we do, we
need them.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
We love. One hospital doctor in New Zealand is one
point two seven million dollars and annual leave jay per
So if you've got annual leave owing, like say you've
got forty days owing the company, pretty much that's a
debt against the company. That's why a lot of companies
will be like, hey, you need to take a couple
of weeks off next week, Steve, and you're like, yeah,

(01:10:36):
but I don't know where to go. I've got so
much to do. The top ten doctors were collectively owed
six point five million dollars of annually between them. The
six so the first one's one point twenty seven. The
second highest doctor is seven hundred and fifteen thousand. So
they're like, that are at two million between two doctors. Wow,
I know it's not that much as much money. But
a lot of teachers bank their leave and they can

(01:10:58):
retire early, like a year of paved yeah salary.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Yeah, like you could be you could just be paid
for six months and not be at work.

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
Wait, they have to take so much?

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
Will they bank up the sick days? A lot of
sick days.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
We don't get the bank up of the second day
we drop off.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
I don't even you're you have so many?

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Yeah, I trade them to sick people at work. I'd
sell them to sick people. That's great. That's so to.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Actually know you're going through some stuff, Kevin, and you're
out of sick days. I'm willing to sell you some
sec days.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Now, Kevin, what can you give me is really a break.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
Drop off?

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
Yeah, you know what I mean, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Also, I'm pretty sure you've you've had enough days of
this year, I.

Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
Believe, but you haven't had many sick days.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
How about we just feeling that good? They just saying
that's sort of the huge liability that are already struggling
health system can't kind of have hanging over.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Its head because if these doctors are lured to.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
Say, I don't know Australia yea to earn more money, then.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
They just get cashed out.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
They can cash it out.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Why was that doctor just I just leave and then
get one point six million dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Hell yeah, same, So Tatanaki. The doctors arerod on average
twenty one weeks have paid leave. A lot of the
highest region in New Zealand that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
But also when do they have the time to take it?

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Yeah, that's the stage day. Yeah, anyway, I.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Wish I had all that same.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
Well, maybe you should have gone to mid school instead
of drama school.

Speaker 9 (01:12:43):
We'd still be in mid school equally as respected.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
I was going to say, if you ended up in
grades anatomy, you learn more than a doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
So huh, take that exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:12:55):
Yeah, but the chance of you enemy?

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
How many? This is how many doctor's offices there are?

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
There's one enemies.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
It's one amies every doctor's office.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
How is should make dreaming? We don't care about you.
I am dreaming about getting on. Are you having all
this money's honeys?

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
I counted seventy nine all rights today, Fletcher, if that's
a new personal record? Off? How many of those?

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Did you count? Seventy nine of those?

Speaker 5 (01:13:22):
Two?

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Well, if you enjoy it today's podcast, give us a
rate and review

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
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