Weekly comedy nerd podcast covering TV, video games, pop culture, and science with a unique spin: hilarious fake commercials.
What was Star Wars bad at, and why are parents bad at watching movies, what mead is, and who survives the coming nuclear apocalypse? This week on ALN!
How do you know if you're a ghost? Do ghosts have safe-words? What CAN'T you do on a holodeck, really? Just some of the critically important questions asked and answered this week on ALN!
This week we learn what Joe does for a living, and propose some cyberpunk eyewear. Sean gives a rave review to a show eight years too late, and we tackle the import questions regarding Star Trek TNG.
Mike's out sick this week, so Joe and Sean have a fundraiser for him. During it Joe learns about Pippi Longstocking, and both boys talk about The Book of Boba Fett.
What kind of person is the most bat-like? Do fanboats actually have captains? Speaking of captains, STAR TREK! More holodeck fucking!
We talk about the two types of zombies: the magic kind and the science kind. And for some reason, Ian Ziering is heavily featured in a lengthy, bee-centric discussion. Finally, more video games should make you feel like a badass.
Space is all fun and games till you realize what you’re drinking and eating. Equally disappointing, Mike learns that beloved shows from his youth were flagrant cash grabs. And finally, we talk about gaming’s biggest developers and the arc of either overreach or redemption commonly seen in the industry.
We’re asking the important questions again! Like “What is Numbers?”, “What kind of incest is better?”, “Is taking over the world too much admin?”, and “Do you remember tapes?”
Joe witnesses something scandalous, which leads discussion into familiar territory, such as the pros and cons of being the front end of a human centipede. Also, why is smoking still bad for you? We can make self-driving cars but we can’t figure out a healthy cigarette? Nonsense.
Bigfoot is REAL... apparently. Who says so? A SCIENTIST. Also minor Dune spoilers like: Paul Atreides does NOT have sex with his own mother, despite Sean's desires. "What are you doing step-kwisatz haderach?"
Mike's normally bald, but today he's moreso somehow. Which is fun! Jingles are fun too, but poison isn't... But it can be! And we still don't know the SOAD song yet... :-(
How will current-day movies be seen in 100 years? Did murder used to be more fun? Is Joe a serial killer? Just a few of the important questions on this week's episode!
This week, we give Rob Schneider and the Wayans brothers the Renaissance no one asked for. We also discuss the brands hardest hit by spokesperson cancelations, especially the criminal ones. Let’s just say the Jared diet hasn’t aged well. And finally, did Game of Thrones take place on an alien planet? Sean doesn’t care
Three men discuss assault! There's literally less Joe. Not in the episode though (Sorry, Joe-critics). Subrosa is the worst TNG ep
What happens in Vegas stays... immortalized in audio form in this podcast, apparently. We talk about Disney World, Game of Thrones, Star Wars Legends, and the absurdity of being an atheist in a fantasy setting.
Hot from ALN Studios is the scary-new scary-holiday single from Sean Keller!
This week we hit the 90's hard with talk about Tim Allen and JTT (Who is just like... a guy now). Remember Homestar Runner?
Mike's in good shape when compared to Sean. He's in GREAT shape when compared to Joe. Joe trimmed his beard though, so that's something. Robots are very effective at killing the elderly. And Children. STAR WARS!
We ask the important questions like "Would Chris Farley have done drama?" and "Are introverts real?" (No, and yes respectively) Joe's audio craps out around 24 minutes, but he hangs on. It's been at least 2 episodes since we've had an audio issue, so we were overdue!
The guys discuss the importance of exposition of porn, and breakdown the itinerary of the new Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser resort at Disney!
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It’s a lighthearted nightmare in here, weirdos! Morbid is a true crime, creepy history and all things spooky podcast hosted by an autopsy technician and a hairstylist. Join us for a heavy dose of research with a dash of comedy thrown in for flavor.
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Hosted by Laura Beil (Dr. Death, Bad Batch), Sympathy Pains is a six-part series from Neon Hum Media and iHeartRadio. For 20 years, Sarah Delashmit told people around her that she had cancer, muscular dystrophy, and other illnesses. She used a wheelchair and posted selfies from a hospital bed. She told friends and coworkers she was trapped in abusive relationships, or that she was the mother of children who had died. It was all a con. Sympathy was both her great need and her powerful weapon. But unlike most scams, she didn’t want people’s money. She was after something far more valuable.