June 13, 2024 • 45 mins
Whistle Tony takes over the show to drink old fashioneds made with Elijah Williams or Even Craig or something like that at an Italian restaurant.
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
We will.
If you won't find them, we will.
If you don't find them, we'llkill your whole family.
Price, bigfoot and Bourbon,with Johnny and Tony.
That's it.
Start the show.
Yee, yee, yee, how you doing.
Welcome to the show.
(00:41):
It's me, it's Whistle Tony.
How you doing?
Welcome to the show.
It's me, it's Whistle Tony.
You know me.
I want to be a coach.
It's my lifelong dream, it's mypassion, but I can't whistle.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Also Prius, listen the show we've taken it over Me
and my pal here.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
His name's Johnny.
You don't know him yet, butyou're gonna love him, johnny.
Me, uh, it's a me, johnny.
Oh, that's not how you soundedin the parking lot, johnny, I
don't.
Uh, yeah, this ain't gonna work.
Us damn looking for somethingman the Bigfoot, and one himself
Can't wait to get a photo withhim up on our shelf.
If you can't find him, we will.
(01:31):
If you won't find him, we will.
Legends come and go, but whatwe know leaves no doubt.
Showing youse, guys, the proofis what this show is about.
If you can't find him, we will.
If you won't find them, we will.
If you won't find them, we will.
If you don't find them, we'llkill your whole family.
Price bigfoot and bourbon withfreddie and tony.
(01:56):
That's it.
Start the show.
Yeah, yeah, welcome back to theshow.
It's me, it's whistle tony.
You know me?
Uh, my lifelong passion is tobe a coach.
I, uh, I can't do it because Ican't whistle.
That's why they call me whistletony.
Uh, and I got press.
(02:18):
We got a new guy here.
He's gonna, he's gonna be incharge of the show.
You know what I forgot?
That?
That.
Hold on, we'll be right backLooking for something.
Man the Bigfoot won himself.
Can't wait to get a photo withhim up on our shelf.
If you can't find him, we will.
If you won't find him, we will.
(02:41):
Legends come and go, but what weknow leaves no doubt.
Showing you, guys, the proof iswhat this show is about.
If you can't find them, we will.
If you won't find them, we will.
If you don't find them, we'llkill your whole family.
Price, bigfoot and Bourbon withFreddie and Tony.
(03:02):
That's it.
Start the show.
Ye, ye, yee, yee.
Welcome to the show.
It's me, it's Whistle, tony.
You know me.
I like coaching, I want to be acoach.
I can't, I can't whistle.
I've also got priors and thisis my show.
(03:24):
Now, those two nerds, they'regone.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Nerds, yeah, they're nerds, they're nerds.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Like the candy.
Hey, listen, you haven't beenintroduced yet.
Okay, you're getting a littlefamiliar here.
And yeah, I'm talking aboutthis place because I have a
certain ownership of it.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
My sister works here, okay, Say hello to your sister
for me, I will not.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay, you keep my sister's name out your mouth,
but I didn't say her name andyou didn't say it either.
But you keep it out your mouthand you're my new co-host and
just be cool, because I murdersometimes.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Allegedly.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Allegedly.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I heard it allegedly.
What's your name?
Now you want to know my name.
Huh yeah, I want to know yourname.
Pretty much date me.
Now you want to know my name.
What's going on here?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Well, I'm not trying to date you, okay, okay, hey,
hey, I'm trying to understandyour name.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Hey, my name.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
What's it worth to you?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I don't know.
I gave you a drink right there.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It's old, that's a done deal, perfect.
Hey, my name's Freddy Fredicini, fredicini, alfredo.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Your voice changed a little bit when you said your
name yeah, why?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Because when you say my name, it's Fredicini Alfredo.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Listen, we don't do that here.
When we're Italian, we don'tchange our voice in the middle
of a sentence.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It's Fredicini, alfredo, you call me Freddy.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
But then I thought like this Honestly, you're being
disrespectful to every singleItalian.
I know Italian.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I know Italian.
You come around here.
You're disrespecting me.
You're disrespecting me and myname.
Hold on, first of all you camehere.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
This is my show.
This is both our shows, ourshows.
Well, it is now.
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I did.
Yeah, you're disrespecting me.
And now you wanna talk about myname.
Yeah, old whistle Tony overhere Wants to talk about my name
.
Yeah, that's right, I did.
Yeah, I did wanna talk about it.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Why don't you?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
whistle your name.
Whistle your name for me, tony.
Wow, you know that I can't dothat and that's not cool, man.
Okay, hey, let's put it underthe bridge.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah.
It's there it's like water.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
We put it under the bridge, we put all the water
under the bridge.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Put all the water under the bridge.
Yeah, it's under there, boom.
Then we dam it.
Did you show?
No, we damn the water under thebridge.
Okay, you better wash yourmouth.
And then then it floods up andit floods the bridge and the
bridge collapses and thenthere's no way to get from one
part of the uh of the island tothe other.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
And then we're best friends so we're stuck on an
island together yeah, yeah,exactly it's water under the
bridge.
It's a lot like the show lost.
That's where it came from.
That's why hurley and that, uh,the one guy they became friends
, charlie yeah, because theywere stuck there, otherwise he
wouldn't know him.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Funny story about that guy, charlie.
Yeah, yeah, I knew that guy isit okay.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
So it was a show, you know?
Are you saying you know the guywho played charlie?
No, I knew charlie guy wasweird, the guy in the Charlie.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
No, I knew Charlie Guy was weird.
The guy in the van, yeah, hewas a weird dude, hello
everybody, that's all.
I grew up with him.
I went to high school with him.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
You did.
Oh, was it sad when you foundout he died.
But then he I guess you didn'tknow he died, well you so you
knew he died because his planecrashed, but then you find out
he lived, but he died.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Is that how it ended again?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
That's not how it ended.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Now, charlie you know , charlie from the block.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I'm just Charlie from the block.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Used to have a little .
Now I got a lot.
You're thinking the wrong,Charlie.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
What am I thinking of ?
You're thinking of CharliePepperoni.
Charlie Peppers, that's right,charlie Pepperoni, oh, you're
right.
Yeah, yeah, no, we didn't go tohigh school together.
I know who he is, though.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Never mind which one, did you not?
You didn't go to high school.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No, I didn't go to high Gosh.
There's a Ginny, though Ginnyfrom the block, that's what I
was thinking of.
I guess she's having troubles.
Wait, marital Ginny Macaroni'shaving troubles.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, she's having marital troubles oh my goodness
With old Benny the Duck.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Wait, I thought she was married to Johnny.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Appleseed.
No, that's a fake person, Idon't know.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Sometimes the things you say are crazy to me.
Are you listening to the wordsthat are coming out of my mouth?
Yeah, I am All right, jenny,from the block.
Right, jenny?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Macaroni Mary, johnny , johnny, appleseed, appleseed.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, so no, he's with Benny the Duck.
Or she's with Benny the Duck,but then he switched from
planting apples apples, and thenthey called him Peaches.
He switched from plantingapples, he went to Peaches, so
there's Johnny Peaches, and shebecame Jenny Peaches.
And then they got divorced andthen she married a guy named
Bobby Blueberry no, and then shewas Jenny Blueberry and then we
(08:20):
called her Jenny Blues my man,my man.
And then I don't know whathappened after that.
So maybe she's with Ben.
Who's this Ben guy?
Is he like Ben Benny the Duck?
Benny the Duck, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I think you're just watching Teletubbies or some
shit.
I could be, I don't know.
I don't know.
There's Tinky, winky and Jenny,right?
What's your name again?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Wh, what's your name again Whistle Tony, whistle Tony
.
That's right, my best friend,that's right.
And we're here to talk aboutbourbon, talking about bourbon.
And we're here to talk aboutBigfoot, bigfoot, my best friend
.
You got a lot of best friends.
Why?
I'm a cool, cool, cool guy.
(09:01):
Cool, cool guy.
You know what you are a cool,cool cool guy, a cool, cool,
cool guy I've always thoughtthat about you.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Thank you Ever since I met you today, I know Now
we're best friends.
We are best friends Me, you and, I guess, this Bigfoot.
I'll introduce you to him.
You know him.
Yeah Well, this is perfect forthe show, I know.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
That's why I'm on here.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
What do you know about?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
him.
We grew up together.
We went to the same high school.
Oh gosh, this feels likeanother lie man.
Come on.
No, this is the truth.
This is the truth.
You can't lie to an Italianlike that.
Hey look, this is Italian toItalian, this is true.
Okay, this guy, you should sayit right.
(09:40):
If you're going to say it, justsay it right.
This guy, he shows up Italian.
This guy, right.
If you're gonna say it, justsay it right.
This guy, he shows up.
Hey, this guy, he shows up.
All right, we don't know who heis, he just all hairy.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
So you're just gonna call him a guy.
He looks enough like a guy.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
No, close a guy okay, all hairy just walks into our
home home room one day and hejust sits down and he's got a
book.
Only thing he's wearing is abook book bag backpack.
They let him on campus withoutclothes yeah, I mean it's high
school it's, there's dress codesI guess, you gotta wear sleeves
.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
They thought the hair was clothes they thought the
hair was, did you?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
they thought the hair was close.
It was not a good school.
Okay, I wouldn't call it bad.
I'd'd say it's mediocre,average, average school, average
school.
Average school Okay, overacross the pond.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
So you're from across the pond, across the pond, yeah
yeah, yeah, which pond?
We talking here.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
You ever been to Shorty Howe Park, you know that
pond Mm-hmm.
Yeah, over there, over, acrossit there's With the ducks in the
middle.
With the ducks, you feed theducks.
The bread for the ducks that'swhere Benny lives Is Benny Duck.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Is he one of them?
Ducks?
Benny Duck is one of them ducks.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
She married Benny the Duck Duck.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, that makes more sense.
Now they're having troubles,they have marital issues.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I think it's because of the corkscrew penis, maybe.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
That's probably throwing her off.
I'm not gonna say anything's adeal breaker these days.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
You never know.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
You love the person.
But, like a chorus crew.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Schwartz, that could be a deal breaker.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So you know Bigfoot.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I know Bigfoot.
He likes to go by the nameBuster.
Are you sure you're not justtalking?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
about some hairy kid?
No, no, no, no, he likes to goby the name Buster.
Are you sure you're not justtalking about some hairy kid
named Buster?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
No, no no, no, no, Trust me, trust me.
The kid shows up.
He's like hey, I'm Bigfoot, myfriends call me Buster.
And we said hey, buster, whydon't you go bust a move for us?
Ha, ha, ha.
And we all high-fived, and thenhe busts the move.
Bigfoot can dance.
Bigfoot can dance.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I figured if he's real allegedly he's out there.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I figured he could dance.
He's a dancing fool.
He breakdances.
The guy that used to host theshow.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Before I stabbed him, I thought I killed him, and
then he did this other podcast.
You stabbed him too.
Yeah, you got a problem withthat.
Nah, nah, nah, you got aproblem with that?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I got no problem.
Unless you're challenging me,then maybe I got a problem.
Oh, buddy, oh, you don't knowabout my priors.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Oh, you got priors.
Listen, you can be replaced, oh.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
You dare me?
No, you.
If you got prize, I'm gonnabring the choirs.
What does that mean?
You're just waiting to see.
I don't, I don't have to.
I could just stab you and endyou right now.
Then I'm bringing the choir,but you're dead, not yet I think
you would be.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I mean, unless you already called the choir.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
You try to take your knife right now and stab me.
I'm breaking out the choirs.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I gotta ask Can you break out the choirs for me?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Try to stab me, go for it.
Hey, try to stab me.
Well, now I'm interested inthis choir thing.
Yeah, yeah, can we get thechoirs?
You got choirs, I got choirs.
Oh boy, yeah, that's how itrolls.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
God, I love you.
I mean, how could I stabsomeone Exactly?
Yeah, I love you too.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Hey, you're like a brother to me.
Yeah, we're best friends, we'rebrothers.
How's your sister?
Oh, wow, that's incestuousbrother.
Well, we're like a brother fromanother mother.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Oh, but now you're distancing yourself from me.
Huh?
Is it because of the prize?
It's all about the prize in thechoirs.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
You know you're not allowed to testify against your
own brother in court.
Right, that's why we gotmarried.
Who, you and me?
We didn't get married where Ithought we just did.
No, what are you talking?
Was that not, like I said,brothers?
I thought we were just givingher like, uh, you know the, the
pre-speech gosh, I think I'mlook.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Just because a choir shows up doesn't mean it's like
a joyous occasion or anything.
I thought it was.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
We're in a church, we got choirs, you got priors.
We're in a restaurant, and mysister works here.
Man.
Some people call that a church.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Who does People Name one?
It's taking too long, mike.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Mike who long mike.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Mike who, mike?
Forget about it.
That's not real.
Yeah, jenny macaroni is isobviously a real person.
Let's, mike, forget about it.
Forget about it.
Yeah, I know I'm starting todoubt buster.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, is buster even real?
Buster's really real.
Yeah, you got mikey, forgetabout it.
Yeah, we went to high schooltogether.
You had, uh, johnny, bag ofdonuts.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
No, we went to high school together.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
You had Johnny Bag of Donuts.
No we went to high schooltogether.
No, absolutely not.
We got Busta Rhymes aka Bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Hold on You're going to sit here and tell me that
Busta Rhymes, the famous rapper,is one Bigfoot and two went to
school with you.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yes, I don't buy it.
That's what happened.
What do you mean?
That's a true story.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
It's barely a story.
It's an anecdote at best.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
It's a story, because I told you about how he showed
up and was busting rhymes andbreakdancing the end.
See, I don't think hebreakdanced.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I don't think Busta Rhymes breakdanced.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Are you challenging me on my Busta Rhymes slash
Bigfoot knowledge?
Yes, I am Okay, fine.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
You win.
Wow, Wait.
But then what does that mean?
How did I win?
Is that real?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I don't know, gosh.
Anyway, I should stab you.
You bring out the prize, Ibring out the prize.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I can't stab you.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah, I know it.
Come on, this guy over here,this old fashioned with the
Elijah Williams, is that hisname?
Nope, I think it's ElijahWilliams.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Crickasaurus.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
What's that one now Crickasaurus?
Elijah Williams Crickasaurus.
What?
What's that one now Kregasaurus?
Elijah Williams Kregasaurus?
What is the name of this man?
Evan Two-Timers Williams?
Hold on, let me call my sisterover here.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Sis, come over here, hop on mic.
Hi.
What kind of bourbon is this inthis old-fashioned this?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
is um, mmm, let me, this is um.
Think about it.
Let me see, I'm remindingmyself pouring it.
And then I'm looking at thebottle, I'm like that tastes
good.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
And then I was like oh, it's Pappy Williams, you can
go.
You can go.
Okay, keep her name out yourmouth.
Okay, don say it.
Hey, she's pretty.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, you like my sister'sgorgeous, you like your sister
you into that?
I know my sister's gorgeous allright, we all know it, just
(16:38):
accept it.
This is elijah williams.
Nope, what the hell is it?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
called.
I know the name.
You want me to tell you thename Evan.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Williams.
Yep, it's a common bourbon atan Italian restaurant.
Oh my god, I said it wrong.
I've been in America too long.
Italian.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Italian restaurant.
Yeah, hey, go across the pond,go back across.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Me and Benny.
We got beef.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah, benny the duck, I stabbed his brother Quack.
Quack, take him out.
You give him a quack attack,motherfucker, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
That's Bigfoot, huh.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah, yeah.
So Busta Rhymes aka Bigfoot akaBusta, bigfoot aka Ryman,
two-timing Bigfoot aka Smallfoot, but Big Robusta, he's a Big
Robusta, big Robusta, coming atya.
That's what he like to callhimself.
(17:41):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
High school was crazy .
I'm just going to throw thisout there.
I feel like maybe you should bea rapper.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Coming at you.
You got that flow.
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
It's undeniable, man.
Yeah, like I don't have it, youknow I never did, even though
when I recorded that intro thatwe, you heard it Uh-huh.
That intro that we, you heardit Uh-huh it took like 75 takes,
dang bro, and I'm going to behonest with you.
Yeah, drake did it and did AImy voice instead, Drake.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
And now I don't like telling people about that,
because he got pretty much hisshit rocked in this old beef
thing.
You talking about Drake theDuck?
Yeah, he's a Drake the Duck.
Yeah, he's a Canadian mallard.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yeah, yeah, he was on that show about Duck High.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
School.
Yeah yeah, he got whooped, ohman, by that Compton Eagle.
I hate eagles, whoa.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Let me tell you something about eagles.
Okay, Name one thing bad aboutthem.
They are the most selfish birdsever.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
They're so selfish, okay, okay, let me tell you a
story, okay, I went to highschool with this bird.
This most selfish bird is afreaking eagle.
This bird man, I tell you what.
You give him a sandwich and belike, hey, he's like, I'm hungry
, I'm hungry, Can you give mesome bread, like a sandwich?
I give it to him thinking, youknow, all right, like you know,
(19:11):
in a couple of days maybe he'llreciprocate, or something.
No, Every day he's like can yougive me a bread, Can you give
me a sandwich?
Never, never, you selfish.
And he goes keika, Keika andthen he just flew off.
Man, but Eagles, man, yeah, manthis was a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
All of it.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I mean I'm going to have to stab you, and I don't
feel good about it.
Let me tell you something Iwent to high school with bad
idea.
Is that that white rapper, thisguy bad idea man, he was bad
news.
Okay, every day he'd be likehey, hey, how's it going?
(19:58):
Um, I've got some good ideas.
Like no, you got bad ideasBecause your name is Bad Ideas.
And then he got all sad andthen Sad idea.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, and then guess what?
What?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
happened what I'm asking you?
I don't know what happened tohim.
Do you know what happened tohim?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Do you just want me to guess and you don't have the
answer?
I got nothing.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Did he bake it?
You're getting stabbed.
You know that You're gettingthe priors.
I'm getting the choirs.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Grab the choir Prepare yourself, prepare the
choir have them warm up.
Warm up the pipes, becauseyou're getting stabbed.
Ready, here we go.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Stabbed.
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh, guess what?
It's time to go back in time Toa place that was so fine.
(21:05):
And you heard those rhymes andeveryone said, oh my goodness,
look at him, is he a timepiece?
Oh, give me a dime piece.
Uh-huh, okay, guess what?
(21:29):
We will do it again.
He's a time piece.
Yeah, give me that dime piece.
He old-fashioned me and made melook so sexily.
But guess what?
I don't know, maybe we're gonnadrink some Old-fashioned.
Yo yo drinking old-fashioned.
And we're gonna drink some oldfashions yo yo drinking old
(21:50):
fashions and we're getting alittle drunk drinking
old-fashioned because it'sold-fashioned fun.
Yeah, we're gonna play someslapstick and some fun times.
We're gonna have a good oldtime with our border hats and
everything.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Old-fashioned, drink, old fashioned drink it up drink
it up this is weird.
There's like there's like stuffalready recorded.
I cleared this out so we couldrecord tonight.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah, wait, what's going on?
And Finn is just getting here.
Yeah, finn's here, and yeah, wewere just about to sit down and
start recording.
I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I'm confused as well, and it's like more than one mic
, so it's not like one personcame down here and messed with
it.
Are you saying there's?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
multiple people.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, there's two shooters.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Was it the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
It probably is.
I guess we should have listenedto it before we started
recording.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
All right, let's take a gander.
Yeah let's just do that realfast.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Okay, that was weird, that was really weird.
Well one, I gotta change locks.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, how did they get in?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
here.
They weren't in here, they wereat a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, that's right.
They were at a sister'srestaurant and they drank my
drink.
Holy crap, wait Because?
Yeah, what happened?
Because we set this up, we madeour drinks, we put it down here
, we went upstairs for a secondand then we came back down and
our drinks are gone.
(23:37):
They were at a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
How long were we gone ?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I don't know this is really weird.
I mean we did watch.
We watched Titanic.
How long was that?
We?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
watched that, and then we watched the, the one
with the Scorsese movie, withLeo too, because we had that Leo
kick.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, that's right.
And then I think we watched allof Muffet Babies.
Yeah, we had to find it first.
Yeah, that took a while to findAll episodes of that.
I can't believe there's ice init still that's really weird.
This definitely feels like aGoldilocks situation yeah, well
cause, like, is yours likehalfway full?
No, it's mostly gone, mine'scompletely empty.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Oh, that sucks well, I think we're gonna need some
more bourbon yeah, I got somesome mystery bourbon over there,
if you want some.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Everyone loves mystery bourbon.
All right, we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Looking for something , man.
The big footy one himself Can'twait to get a photo with him up
on our shelf.
If you can't find him, we will.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
If you won't find him , we will.
If you won't find him, we will.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Legends come and go, but what we know leaves no doubt
.
Showing all of y'all the proofis what this show is about.
If you can't find him, we will.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
If you won't find him , we will.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
If you don't find him , we'll kill your whole family,
bigfoot and bourbon, with Scottand Brandon.
Yay, yay, yay, yay, and we'reback.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Okay, now we finally got our whiskey again Yep, and
it's a mystery one.
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Old history is mysteries.
We had planned on drinking EvanWilliams and everyone knows
that name.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
No one would ever confuse it with anything else no
, because it's easy to rememberit's Evan Williams.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I don't like that weirdo.
Well, so they recorded a goodchunk of this, but I mean, I got
stuff to talk about, let's doit.
Let's chit chat.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Hey, chit chat with Scott and Brandon.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
And this is true.
So the plumber had to comeyesterday.
So we got a new sink a whileback and the pipe fell off the
bottom of the sink twice and itdumped water everywhere Really
Twice.
Yeah, I didn't know about this.
No, so this is it happened once.
I was like, well, I don't knowwhy that happened, so let's
(25:59):
figure it out.
And it happened again.
I was like, hey, we got to callthem Like I don't, I don't
understand, I can't do anythingabout this.
Yeah, so he comes and he has togo buy some parts and he brings
his brother along with him.
He came last time and like theywere like working on stuff and
I was trying to like find my ownbusiness and he just like looks
out in the backyard.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
He's like y'all got a great backyard I was like oh,
thanks, man, you do.
Yeah, thank you I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
He's like love that bigfoot out there.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
And.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I was like yeah, yeah , that was mine.
My wife did not pick that,that's me, I picked that, my
contribution.
And he's like I'm old enough toknow about that one video where
he goes like this through therocks, like I saw that they
can't disprove that.
They can't, they can't disproveit.
(26:49):
They can't, they can't disproveit.
I've read it.
They can't disprove it.
And then his brother who wasactively working on the sink
while he's just looking out thewindow.
He's like come on, man.
I said no, I'm serious, man,it's real Like there are people
out there and real like thereare people out there and some of
(27:17):
them are vicious, you know,like they'll.
They'll like attack you man.
He's like yeah, okay, man, whatvideo was he talking about?
He's talking about the one likethe, the thing that elf like
parodied.
Like that, walk through thelike quarry?
oh yeah, like that he's talkingabout that video and I couldn't
think of where it was.
I I would know I've seen somany of those things where they
talk about it.
I can't think of where it is,and then his brother's like well
, I don't believe any of thatshit, but it is what I tell
(27:38):
every police officer that pullsme over, and I was like what do
you mean when they ask me whereI'm going?
I'm looking for Bigfoot Seen himand I was like I'm looking for
Bigfoot Seen him and I was likethat is such an awesome thing to
say, that is so good, I'm goingto use it Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yes, honestly, it's not just for being pulled over.
If anyone asks me where are yougoing, where are you heading?
Where are you heading?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Looking for Bigfoot.
Have you seen?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
him.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yes, that's awesome.
You know what, when we make ourmerch, we'll just put that on
it.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
He's not going to know, seen him.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Look for Bigfoot.
You seen him?
Have you seen him?
So on the front it'll be thelogo, On the back, looking for
Bigfoot.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Have you seen him?
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
And throw the QR code on there to get to our podcast.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Absolutely.
All right, we're doing it.
Done Merch store.
Come to our merch store that wehave not opened up yet.
It's going to be digital merchstore, so you can't physically
come to it.
Please don't try to.
Not, yet Not yet We'll see howthe digital version works first.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
And when we do, we're definitely going to put shirts
inside the Bigfoot Museum.
Yes, we.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
We're definitely going to put shirts inside the
Bigfoot Museum.
Yes, we will put shirts.
There's a Bigfoot Museum upthere in Blue Ridge.
It's amazing If you haven'tvisited.
There's a lot of poop.
There's more poop than youthink.
Yeah, there's more poop thanyou think.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
There's some awesome headphones that you can listen
to sound footage of oh yeah, thesound footage.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Audio footage.
Audio footage what?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
is it?
It's the.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I mean, if that doesn't make you a believer, I
don't know what will.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Palisade sounds.
Oh yeah, something like thatCascade sounds.
I think it's the cascade sounds.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
That sounds right, something like that.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Isn't that like Goober?
I can't think of his name Likesound engineer.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah, it's like I could not disprove this?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Scientists have tried and they cannot disprove this.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
They can't explain it , can't explain it so it'll make
you a believer.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
We're doing pretty good at voices man.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
We're doing damn good .
We should be on snl.
Let's do it.
All right, let's just do it.
Yeah.
Let's just let's call up uh,who's the head of that?
Still, lauren.
Lauren, that's right.
Fishburne, that's lawrence.
Oh man, I get them confused.
This is lauren michaels that'sit lauren, michaels, michael no
it's just the michaels oh, okayI'll do do the talking.
(30:07):
So it's not Chad MichaelMichaels the brother.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
No, and I don't know if I know who that is.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
From Blades of Glory.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Chad Michael.
Oh Okay, I thought that waslike someone on Gossip Girl or
something Speaking of GossipGirl.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
This has nothing to do with Gossip Girl, oh man, I
was like if we pulled a GossipGirl somehow.
So something happened.
Well, I'm sorry, did you poopyour pants?
No, not this time.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Oh, so I get a random message.
Get a random message, not Get arandom message.
Notification on my phone, yeah,and I think that's weird.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
That doesn't make any sense.
Nope, you don't even know.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I'm just going, hey, I'm just playing it off, let's
go, come on.
Come on, cleetus.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Come on, as soon as I see it, I think this has to be
like a bug in the app, like itdoesn't it's not making any
sense to me Like a glitch in theMatrix.
Yes, and it was not.
It was a real thing thathappened and I can't wait to
play it.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Well, let me make sure we can hear Wait so it's
not a voicemail um, let me seeyou have a.
What's the?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
song you want to hear .
I just want to test our levels,so I don't have to stop um,
amazed by you limstar, limstaris amazed.
Yes, okay, uh, you were singingthat earlier.
Every time around me, yeah,every time.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
I realize me.
Yeah, let's just listen to thisfor a minute.
I hope we don't have to paythem for.
No, no one listens to this shit, feeling inside me.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Here's what it is.
I think, if you talk about it,if you comment on it, yeah, it's
okay, as we're doing this rightnow yeah, cause I did this on
my other show.
Oh, there we go.
That I no longer do, brandontalk about it.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
if you comment on it, it's okay as we're doing this
right now?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah, because I did this on my other show.
Oh, there we go.
That I no longer do, brandon.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Okay, so we tested, hey, the levels sound good.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Tested the levels.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Okay, so I'm just going to show it to you and then
I'll explain more.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Now for those who are listening.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Oh, damn it.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Scott, what's up?
Bryce Johnson here.
Expedition Bigfoot BigfootCollectors Club what's going on?
This is from Brandon.
Brandon, what's up?
Thank you for reaching out viaCameo Way to go.
This is probably coming as asurprise to you, but I'm going
through my expired Cameos and Ithink this one is from way back,
so this one's on me.
(32:59):
Guys, sorry about that.
Life gets a little busy, as weall know, so maybe this will
reach you as a nice summersurprise.
Anyway, I just want to sayBigfoot is real and I appreciate
you guys, and that's it.
I hope you have a great one.
I'm so sorry I missed yourfirst cameo, but hey, let's be
(33:21):
friends again.
All right, later on.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
So that happened.
So that happened.
I get a notification from cameosaying that my expired request
was fulfilled by bryce johnson,I'm like, but he did it already
yeah and so I'm like, well, I'lljust click it, like what is it
like?
this has to be a bug, is thisgonna be the same?
Yeah, like.
And then I see him in acompletely different scenario.
(33:49):
He's not in the backyard withhis glasses.
No, I was like, holy shit, hedid another one.
He just recorded it.
So there you go.
Holy crap, she's been sittingon that.
I'm like, how do I work this in?
Wow.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Well, first off, kudos for Holding that bad boy
in.
I don't know how you did that.
It took a lot, holy crap, manAlso.
First of all, I mean, hey, hewent back through it.
I'm surprised he cleared it andhe did it for free.
It didn't cost me anything else.
So that's on him, as he said.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
But if not, I paid him already.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Well, yeah, but he gave you two for one.
Yeah, you normally pay doublefor that.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
That's true, that's just math man.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
So there's that, and then I'll just sign off Later on
.
Be my friend, be my friendagain.
Let's be friends or be myfriend again.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Let's be friends again.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Let's roll it back hope you have a great one.
Uh, I'm so sorry I missed yourfirst cameo, but um, hey, let's
be friends again, all right,later on, yeah that's true.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
We did have that falling out for a little while
yeah, let's be friends again,thank goodness.
You know later on bro, later on, my new goal is for us to be on
bigfoot collectors club becauseit's it's like a it's comedic
podcast.
So that's we mean it.
Obviously, yeah, of course, butbut we mean it, obviously, we
mean it, yeah of course, but Imean outreach.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
You're just trying to get your name out there, right?
And if we're on somethingthat's a little bit more popular
than us, that's Bigfoot related, even if it's a comedy show,
only a little more popular, it'sworth Barely.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Right, that's coming down the stairs.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
I hear him.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Click.
I hear him Clickety-clackclickety-clack.
Speaker (35:37):
Clickety-clickety-clack .
Speaker 1 (35:40):
So that's what I had.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
I had two real things .
That's so good, bryce, hey, man, we'll definitely be friends
again.
No hard feelings, thank you forreaching back out to me and
yeah, man, hey later on.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
See you, man.
See you next time we're in LA.
Mm-hmm, hey later on.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
See you, man, see you next time we're in LA.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Mm-hmm man, is that where he lives now?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I just assume he's an actor, because didn't we go to
high school with him?
No?
I think, you're thinking of theguy from earlier.
Oh yeah, Remember when we sathere and listened to 20 straight
minutes of a different podcast.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
I get it confused that wasn't you, it was somebody
else.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Didn't we go to high school with Bryce?
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Bryce Probably.
Oh, no, text Brooke and see, ohyeah, we did.
He was like a redneck kid.
Yeah, that's right, he was inthe part of the parking lot that
backed in and all their trucks.
Yeah, bryce Can't think of itIs it Bryce Johnson.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Well, I was going to say Johnson, but I was like, why
would I say Johnson?
I feel like I'm making that up.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Why would I say, johnson, you're always saying
dick stuff.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Johnson Peter.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Robin Peter Pay Paul.
Robin Peter Pay Johnson, Ithink it is Bryce Johnson.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Am I friends with him ?
Speaker 2 (37:02):
It's Adam Eve, not Adam Steve, I think I'm friends
with whoever the Bryce is, gosh,I wish you'd text Brooke.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
He would have told us already Brooke's got enough on
his plate right now.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Bryce Anderson, ah, mr Anderson, mr Anderson, mr.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Anderson, you remember, I see that guy Elrond.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Now, because I'm reading Lord of the Rings again.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Oh, good job, you can read.
I didn't realize you could.
I am listening to it actually.
Oh, are you?
But I can read, can you?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah, but Andy Serkis is doing it now.
He's reading.
Yeah, but Andy Serkis is doingit now.
He's reading.
Yeah, he's reading theaudiobook.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Oh, I thought he was just reading in general.
Yeah, yeah, good job man.
He's on Twitch and he justsilently reads.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
He just reads and you just watch him.
I can't believe how many peoplewatch it.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Are there shows like that on Twitch, you think where
people just read silently andpeople watch them do that?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Let's see, let's figure it out.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Because I could do that, I wouldn't even read.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I would just pretend I'm reading.
I still think we should.
We didn't discuss it on thisshow, but I think we should do a
movie watch where we live,watch it and just record, put it
on Twitch.
Well, you could do it on Twitch.
I guess I don't know how Twitchworks.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
We use our Switch.
Put it on Twitch.
I don't have a Switch, do you?
Yeah, I got a.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Switch.
Do you?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
What other stuff do you got?
Speaker 2 (38:24):
What other?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
systems do you have?
That's all I got.
You don't have like aPlaystation or anything.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
I do have a PS3.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Do you want to buy a PS4 from me?
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Maybe it's a PS4.
Hold on, no, it's a PS4 from me.
Maybe it's a PS4.
Hold on, no, it's a PS4.
Damn it.
No, because we're.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
What are they on right now?
Speaker 2 (38:41):
PS5?
.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yeah, because the new NCAA game came out and it's not
coming to PC.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Why don't you get the Xbox Like the only digital one?
It's real cheap.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Because I was reading that you shouldn't from a
performance standpoint.
Let's see what's performancestandpoint.
Let's see, was it Xbox S?
Yeah, something.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Boy, I still think I'd have to explain that I'm
spending that amount of money ona system when I have one I
don't use.
But I would use this one.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
I just want to play college football.
Can you use Xbox Game Pass onyour PC?
I don't know, can your pc?
I don't know, can you?
I don't know, that's what I wasasking.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
I'm a mac, so if you, if you have game passes that
have everything, or how does itwork?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
uh, I mean a lot of their games come to it.
I don't know if all of them,but I feel like this would.
I mean a lot of their gamescome to it.
I don't know if all of them,but I feel like this would.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
They said they weren't going to port to PC
because it was expensive and noone would do it.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
No one would buy it, but it's cloud.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
But doesn't it take some sort of manipulation in
order to be on a PC versus aconsole?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Not if it's running from the cloud.
It's a Zenkai screen.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
I don't know, I don't think, I don't know.
No one said that.
Everyone is saying they have tobuy.
Look, I follow the subreddit onthis game for some reason.
I'm just throwing out ideas andfor some reason they all say
they have to buy something andthey're like which one should I
get?
I haven't played a game in 14years ps or xbox yeah but I
don't even play the one I gotand realistically I don't even
(40:26):
think I'd have time to play it'snot coming out on ps4 no, has
to be ps5 or xbox uh s orwhatever gotcha, hey, let's take
a quick break.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Fine bye, gotcha, hey , let's take a quick break fine,
bye, we will.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Legends come and go, but what we know leaves no doubt
.
Showing you guys, the proof iswhat this show is about.
If you can't find them, we will.
If you won't find them, we will.
If you don't find them, we'llkill your whole family.
Price Bigfoot and Bourbon withFreddie and Tony.
(41:17):
That's it.
Start the it.
Start the show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, welcome backto the show.
Hey, it's me Whistle Tony.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
I'm here with Scott, hey, no, it's Freddie, what.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
I murdered you?
No, I didn't die why do youlook like Scott?
Speaker 2 (41:35):
I do cause.
I've always been Freddie whatdo you mean?
You've always been Freddy.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Alfredo, no, no, no Come on man, and you're Brandon.
What no?
Speaker 2 (41:45):
What's your name?
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Whistle, Tony oh that's right.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Whistle Pig Tony, who can't whistle.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Wow, I wish I had Whistle Pig.
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
You got priors.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I got priors, I got choirs.
Hey man, I just want to say Iwant to end the beef here.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Like I don't want to call you a pedophile on a rap
song, why would you call me that?
Speaker 1 (42:04):
pedophile, because I gotta the new, that's the new
line.
You gotta do it what?
Speaker 2 (42:08):
who's making stuff up now?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
you said my sister was hot, she's 16 how old do you
think I am?
I don't know You're drinking,I'm 16.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Wow, you shouldn't be drinking you shouldn't have
given me alcohol at age.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
I'm definitely going to murder you now, Wow this is
bad for me.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
We're all in a bad situation, my friend.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
What Cheers?
That's a guy's name.
I went to high school with hisname was cheers.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Uh, spitting image of ted.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I know this guy yeah it's just like ted this looks
like his name's cheers dancingis it did.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
He have a kid named cheers dancing I think so I
can't believe he went to schoolhere, yeah does he?
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Does he know Benny the Duck?
He definitely knows Benny theDuck.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
He rolls deep with Penny the Duck.
Oh yeah, Not Penny the Duck.
Penny the Duck sucks.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Yeah, pennywise Pound Foolish, more like Cucumber.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Footsie All right.
We got some soju up there.
I'm gonna drink in the attic ofthis restaurant me too.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
You wanna come with me?
I got some warm soju.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
I love warm soju.
I can't wait to drink that warmsoju with my brother see ya
next time.
Yeah, yeah get out of here yeah, alfredo, and your Lodi, yeah,
see you next time.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get out of here.
You got the ghouls.
Yeah, alfredo, and your Lodiand a Lodi.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
What's other?
Speaker 2 (43:46):
stuff.
There's other stuff, what's?
Speaker 1 (43:49):
other Italian stuff.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Deal breakers.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Mussolini.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
That's not Italian.
Yes, he was.
Yeah, I know not Italian.
Yes, he was.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
I know you, of course he was.
You're Italian, alright.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Hey, shut up over there.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
The Italian's out.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Hey, hold on Before we leave.
Hey, hey, sis, come over here.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
What's in this ravioli?
Um, I don't know.
You want me to find out.
Yes, what's in this?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
ravioli?
Um, I don't know.
You want me to find out.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
I mean yeah, you think I asked you for no reason.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Okay, hold on one second.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
What is she doing?
What is she doing?
Is she?
Speaker 3 (44:36):
like jump roping.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
She just walked over and like jump roping.
She just walked over and thenstarted jump roping.
Hey you, I'm talking to you.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Okay, hey, I'm back.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Yeah, answer the question.
I don't need you to tell meyou're back.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
What was the question ?
Speaker 1 (44:56):
I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Anyways, um, there's um meat in it.
I've seen the question, I can'tremember.
Anyways, um, there's meat in it.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
I've seen the question.
All right, just go ahead, getout of here, okay.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yeah, hey, how you doing.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
No no.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Let's go drink some soju in the attic, stab, ah,
no-transcript.
We will.
If you won't find them, we will.
If you don't find them, we'llkill your whole family.
Price, bigfoot and Bourbon,with Johnny and Tony.
That's it.
Start the show.
Yee, yee, yee, how you doing.
Welcome to the show.
(00:41):
It's me, it's Whistle Tony.
How you doing?
Welcome to the show.
It's me, it's Whistle Tony.
You know me.
I want to be a coach.
It's my lifelong dream, it's mypassion, but I can't whistle.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Also Prius, listen the show we've taken it over Me
and my pal here.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
His name's Johnny.
You don't know him yet, butyou're gonna love him, johnny.
Me, uh, it's a me, johnny.
Oh, that's not how you soundedin the parking lot, johnny, I
don't.
Uh, yeah, this ain't gonna work.
Us damn looking for somethingman the Bigfoot, and one himself
Can't wait to get a photo withhim up on our shelf.
If you can't find him, we will.
(01:31):
If you won't find him, we will.
Legends come and go, but whatwe know leaves no doubt.
Showing youse, guys, the proofis what this show is about.
If you can't find him, we will.
If you won't find them, we will.
If you won't find them, we will.
If you don't find them, we'llkill your whole family.
Price bigfoot and bourbon withfreddie and tony.
(01:56):
That's it.
Start the show.
Yeah, yeah, welcome back to theshow.
It's me, it's whistle tony.
You know me?
Uh, my lifelong passion is tobe a coach.
I, uh, I can't do it because Ican't whistle.
That's why they call me whistletony.
Uh, and I got press.
(02:18):
We got a new guy here.
He's gonna, he's gonna be incharge of the show.
You know what I forgot?
That?
That.
Hold on, we'll be right backLooking for something.
Man the Bigfoot won himself.
Can't wait to get a photo withhim up on our shelf.
If you can't find him, we will.
If you won't find him, we will.
(02:41):
Legends come and go, but what weknow leaves no doubt.
Showing you, guys, the proof iswhat this show is about.
If you can't find them, we will.
If you won't find them, we will.
If you don't find them, we'llkill your whole family.
Price, bigfoot and Bourbon withFreddie and Tony.
(03:02):
That's it.
Start the show.
Ye, ye, yee, yee.
Welcome to the show.
It's me, it's Whistle, tony.
You know me.
I like coaching, I want to be acoach.
I can't, I can't whistle.
I've also got priors and thisis my show.
(03:24):
Now, those two nerds, they'regone.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Nerds, yeah, they're nerds, they're nerds.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Like the candy.
Hey, listen, you haven't beenintroduced yet.
Okay, you're getting a littlefamiliar here.
And yeah, I'm talking aboutthis place because I have a
certain ownership of it.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
My sister works here, okay, Say hello to your sister
for me, I will not.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay, you keep my sister's name out your mouth,
but I didn't say her name andyou didn't say it either.
But you keep it out your mouthand you're my new co-host and
just be cool, because I murdersometimes.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Allegedly.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Allegedly.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I heard it allegedly.
What's your name?
Now you want to know my name.
Huh yeah, I want to know yourname.
Pretty much date me.
Now you want to know my name.
What's going on here?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Well, I'm not trying to date you, okay, okay, hey,
hey, I'm trying to understandyour name.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Hey, my name.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
What's it worth to you?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I don't know.
I gave you a drink right there.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It's old, that's a done deal, perfect.
Hey, my name's Freddy Fredicini, fredicini, alfredo.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Your voice changed a little bit when you said your
name yeah, why?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Because when you say my name, it's Fredicini Alfredo.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Listen, we don't do that here.
When we're Italian, we don'tchange our voice in the middle
of a sentence.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It's Fredicini, alfredo, you call me Freddy.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
But then I thought like this Honestly, you're being
disrespectful to every singleItalian.
I know Italian.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I know Italian.
You come around here.
You're disrespecting me.
You're disrespecting me and myname.
Hold on, first of all you camehere.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
This is my show.
This is both our shows, ourshows.
Well, it is now.
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I did.
Yeah, you're disrespecting me.
And now you wanna talk about myname.
Yeah, old whistle Tony overhere Wants to talk about my name
.
Yeah, that's right, I did.
Yeah, I did wanna talk about it.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Why don't you?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
whistle your name.
Whistle your name for me, tony.
Wow, you know that I can't dothat and that's not cool, man.
Okay, hey, let's put it underthe bridge.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah.
It's there it's like water.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
We put it under the bridge, we put all the water
under the bridge.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Put all the water under the bridge.
Yeah, it's under there, boom.
Then we dam it.
Did you show?
No, we damn the water under thebridge.
Okay, you better wash yourmouth.
And then then it floods up andit floods the bridge and the
bridge collapses and thenthere's no way to get from one
part of the uh of the island tothe other.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
And then we're best friends so we're stuck on an
island together yeah, yeah,exactly it's water under the
bridge.
It's a lot like the show lost.
That's where it came from.
That's why hurley and that, uh,the one guy they became friends
, charlie yeah, because theywere stuck there, otherwise he
wouldn't know him.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Funny story about that guy, charlie.
Yeah, yeah, I knew that guy isit okay.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
So it was a show, you know?
Are you saying you know the guywho played charlie?
No, I knew charlie guy wasweird, the guy in the Charlie.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
No, I knew Charlie Guy was weird.
The guy in the van, yeah, hewas a weird dude, hello
everybody, that's all.
I grew up with him.
I went to high school with him.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
You did.
Oh, was it sad when you foundout he died.
But then he I guess you didn'tknow he died, well you so you
knew he died because his planecrashed, but then you find out
he lived, but he died.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Is that how it ended again?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
That's not how it ended.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Now, charlie you know , charlie from the block.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I'm just Charlie from the block.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Used to have a little .
Now I got a lot.
You're thinking the wrong,Charlie.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
What am I thinking of ?
You're thinking of CharliePepperoni.
Charlie Peppers, that's right,charlie Pepperoni, oh, you're
right.
Yeah, yeah, no, we didn't go tohigh school together.
I know who he is, though.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Never mind which one, did you not?
You didn't go to high school.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
No, I didn't go to high Gosh.
There's a Ginny, though Ginnyfrom the block, that's what I
was thinking of.
I guess she's having troubles.
Wait, marital Ginny Macaroni'shaving troubles.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, she's having marital troubles oh my goodness
With old Benny the Duck.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Wait, I thought she was married to Johnny.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Appleseed.
No, that's a fake person, Idon't know.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Sometimes the things you say are crazy to me.
Are you listening to the wordsthat are coming out of my mouth?
Yeah, I am All right, jenny,from the block.
Right, jenny?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Macaroni Mary, johnny , johnny, appleseed, appleseed.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, so no, he's with Benny the Duck.
Or she's with Benny the Duck,but then he switched from
planting apples apples, and thenthey called him Peaches.
He switched from plantingapples, he went to Peaches, so
there's Johnny Peaches, and shebecame Jenny Peaches.
And then they got divorced andthen she married a guy named
Bobby Blueberry no, and then shewas Jenny Blueberry and then we
(08:20):
called her Jenny Blues my man,my man.
And then I don't know whathappened after that.
So maybe she's with Ben.
Who's this Ben guy?
Is he like Ben Benny the Duck?
Benny the Duck, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I think you're just watching Teletubbies or some
shit.
I could be, I don't know.
I don't know.
There's Tinky, winky and Jenny,right?
What's your name again?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Wh, what's your name again Whistle Tony, whistle Tony
.
That's right, my best friend,that's right.
And we're here to talk aboutbourbon, talking about bourbon.
And we're here to talk aboutBigfoot, bigfoot, my best friend
.
You got a lot of best friends.
Why?
I'm a cool, cool, cool guy.
(09:01):
Cool, cool guy.
You know what you are a cool,cool cool guy, a cool, cool,
cool guy I've always thoughtthat about you.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Thank you Ever since I met you today, I know Now
we're best friends.
We are best friends Me, you and, I guess, this Bigfoot.
I'll introduce you to him.
You know him.
Yeah Well, this is perfect forthe show, I know.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
That's why I'm on here.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
What do you know about?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
him.
We grew up together.
We went to the same high school.
Oh gosh, this feels likeanother lie man.
Come on.
No, this is the truth.
This is the truth.
You can't lie to an Italianlike that.
Hey look, this is Italian toItalian, this is true.
Okay, this guy, you should sayit right.
(09:40):
If you're going to say it, justsay it right.
This guy, he shows up Italian.
This guy, right.
If you're gonna say it, justsay it right.
This guy, he shows up.
Hey, this guy, he shows up.
All right, we don't know who heis, he just all hairy.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
So you're just gonna call him a guy.
He looks enough like a guy.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
No, close a guy okay, all hairy just walks into our
home home room one day and hejust sits down and he's got a
book.
Only thing he's wearing is abook book bag backpack.
They let him on campus withoutclothes yeah, I mean it's high
school it's, there's dress codesI guess, you gotta wear sleeves
.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
They thought the hair was clothes they thought the
hair was, did you?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
they thought the hair was close.
It was not a good school.
Okay, I wouldn't call it bad.
I'd'd say it's mediocre,average, average school, average
school.
Average school Okay, overacross the pond.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
So you're from across the pond, across the pond, yeah
yeah, yeah, which pond?
We talking here.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
You ever been to Shorty Howe Park, you know that
pond Mm-hmm.
Yeah, over there, over, acrossit there's With the ducks in the
middle.
With the ducks, you feed theducks.
The bread for the ducks that'swhere Benny lives Is Benny Duck.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Is he one of them?
Ducks?
Benny Duck is one of them ducks.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
She married Benny the Duck Duck.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, that makes more sense.
Now they're having troubles,they have marital issues.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I think it's because of the corkscrew penis, maybe.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
That's probably throwing her off.
I'm not gonna say anything's adeal breaker these days.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
You never know.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
You love the person.
But, like a chorus crew.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Schwartz, that could be a deal breaker.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So you know Bigfoot.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I know Bigfoot.
He likes to go by the nameBuster.
Are you sure you're not justtalking?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
about some hairy kid?
No, no, no, no, he likes to goby the name Buster.
Are you sure you're not justtalking about some hairy kid
named Buster?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
No, no no, no, no, Trust me, trust me.
The kid shows up.
He's like hey, I'm Bigfoot, myfriends call me Buster.
And we said hey, buster, whydon't you go bust a move for us?
Ha, ha, ha.
And we all high-fived, and thenhe busts the move.
Bigfoot can dance.
Bigfoot can dance.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I figured if he's real allegedly he's out there.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I figured he could dance.
He's a dancing fool.
He breakdances.
The guy that used to host theshow.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Before I stabbed him, I thought I killed him, and
then he did this other podcast.
You stabbed him too.
Yeah, you got a problem withthat.
Nah, nah, nah, you got aproblem with that?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I got no problem.
Unless you're challenging me,then maybe I got a problem.
Oh, buddy, oh, you don't knowabout my priors.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Oh, you got priors.
Listen, you can be replaced, oh.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
You dare me?
No, you.
If you got prize, I'm gonnabring the choirs.
What does that mean?
You're just waiting to see.
I don't, I don't have to.
I could just stab you and endyou right now.
Then I'm bringing the choir,but you're dead, not yet I think
you would be.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I mean, unless you already called the choir.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
You try to take your knife right now and stab me.
I'm breaking out the choirs.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I gotta ask Can you break out the choirs for me?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Try to stab me, go for it.
Hey, try to stab me.
Well, now I'm interested inthis choir thing.
Yeah, yeah, can we get thechoirs?
You got choirs, I got choirs.
Oh boy, yeah, that's how itrolls.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
God, I love you.
I mean, how could I stabsomeone Exactly?
Yeah, I love you too.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Hey, you're like a brother to me.
Yeah, we're best friends, we'rebrothers.
How's your sister?
Oh, wow, that's incestuousbrother.
Well, we're like a brother fromanother mother.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Oh, but now you're distancing yourself from me.
Huh?
Is it because of the prize?
It's all about the prize in thechoirs.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
You know you're not allowed to testify against your
own brother in court.
Right, that's why we gotmarried.
Who, you and me?
We didn't get married where Ithought we just did.
No, what are you talking?
Was that not, like I said,brothers?
I thought we were just givingher like, uh, you know the, the
pre-speech gosh, I think I'mlook.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Just because a choir shows up doesn't mean it's like
a joyous occasion or anything.
I thought it was.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
We're in a church, we got choirs, you got priors.
We're in a restaurant, and mysister works here.
Man.
Some people call that a church.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Who does People Name one?
It's taking too long, mike.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Mike who long mike.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Mike who, mike?
Forget about it.
That's not real.
Yeah, jenny macaroni is isobviously a real person.
Let's, mike, forget about it.
Forget about it.
Yeah, I know I'm starting todoubt buster.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, is buster even real?
Buster's really real.
Yeah, you got mikey, forgetabout it.
Yeah, we went to high schooltogether.
You had, uh, johnny, bag ofdonuts.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
No, we went to high school together.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
You had Johnny Bag of Donuts.
No we went to high schooltogether.
No, absolutely not.
We got Busta Rhymes aka Bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Hold on You're going to sit here and tell me that
Busta Rhymes, the famous rapper,is one Bigfoot and two went to
school with you.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yes, I don't buy it.
That's what happened.
What do you mean?
That's a true story.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
It's barely a story.
It's an anecdote at best.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
It's a story, because I told you about how he showed
up and was busting rhymes andbreakdancing the end.
See, I don't think hebreakdanced.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I don't think Busta Rhymes breakdanced.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Are you challenging me on my Busta Rhymes slash
Bigfoot knowledge?
Yes, I am Okay, fine.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
You win.
Wow, Wait.
But then what does that mean?
How did I win?
Is that real?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I don't know, gosh.
Anyway, I should stab you.
You bring out the prize, Ibring out the prize.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I can't stab you.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah, I know it.
Come on, this guy over here,this old fashioned with the
Elijah Williams, is that hisname?
Nope, I think it's ElijahWilliams.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Crickasaurus.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
What's that one now Crickasaurus?
Elijah Williams Crickasaurus.
What?
What's that one now Kregasaurus?
Elijah Williams Kregasaurus?
What is the name of this man?
Evan Two-Timers Williams?
Hold on, let me call my sisterover here.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Sis, come over here, hop on mic.
Hi.
What kind of bourbon is this inthis old-fashioned this?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
is um, mmm, let me, this is um.
Think about it.
Let me see, I'm remindingmyself pouring it.
And then I'm looking at thebottle, I'm like that tastes
good.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
And then I was like oh, it's Pappy Williams, you can
go.
You can go.
Okay, keep her name out yourmouth.
Okay, don say it.
Hey, she's pretty.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, you like my sister'sgorgeous, you like your sister
you into that?
I know my sister's gorgeous allright, we all know it, just
(16:38):
accept it.
This is elijah williams.
Nope, what the hell is it?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
called.
I know the name.
You want me to tell you thename Evan.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Williams.
Yep, it's a common bourbon atan Italian restaurant.
Oh my god, I said it wrong.
I've been in America too long.
Italian.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Italian restaurant.
Yeah, hey, go across the pond,go back across.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Me and Benny.
We got beef.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah, benny the duck, I stabbed his brother Quack.
Quack, take him out.
You give him a quack attack,motherfucker, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
That's Bigfoot, huh.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah, yeah.
So Busta Rhymes aka Bigfoot akaBusta, bigfoot aka Ryman,
two-timing Bigfoot aka Smallfoot, but Big Robusta, he's a Big
Robusta, big Robusta, coming atya.
That's what he like to callhimself.
(17:41):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
High school was crazy .
I'm just going to throw thisout there.
I feel like maybe you should bea rapper.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Coming at you.
You got that flow.
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
It's undeniable, man.
Yeah, like I don't have it, youknow I never did, even though
when I recorded that intro thatwe, you heard it Uh-huh.
That intro that we, you heardit Uh-huh it took like 75 takes,
dang bro, and I'm going to behonest with you.
Yeah, drake did it and did AImy voice instead, Drake.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
And now I don't like telling people about that,
because he got pretty much hisshit rocked in this old beef
thing.
You talking about Drake theDuck?
Yeah, he's a Drake the Duck.
Yeah, he's a Canadian mallard.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yeah, yeah, he was on that show about Duck High.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
School.
Yeah yeah, he got whooped, ohman, by that Compton Eagle.
I hate eagles, whoa.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Let me tell you something about eagles.
Okay, Name one thing bad aboutthem.
They are the most selfish birdsever.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
They're so selfish, okay, okay, let me tell you a
story, okay, I went to highschool with this bird.
This most selfish bird is afreaking eagle.
This bird man, I tell you what.
You give him a sandwich and belike, hey, he's like, I'm hungry
, I'm hungry, Can you give mesome bread, like a sandwich?
I give it to him thinking, youknow, all right, like you know,
(19:11):
in a couple of days maybe he'llreciprocate, or something.
No, Every day he's like can yougive me a bread, Can you give
me a sandwich?
Never, never, you selfish.
And he goes keika, Keika andthen he just flew off.
Man, but Eagles, man, yeah, manthis was a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
All of it.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I mean I'm going to have to stab you, and I don't
feel good about it.
Let me tell you something Iwent to high school with bad
idea.
Is that that white rapper, thisguy bad idea man, he was bad
news.
Okay, every day he'd be likehey, hey, how's it going?
(19:58):
Um, I've got some good ideas.
Like no, you got bad ideasBecause your name is Bad Ideas.
And then he got all sad andthen Sad idea.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, and then guess what?
What?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
happened what I'm asking you?
I don't know what happened tohim.
Do you know what happened tohim?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Do you just want me to guess and you don't have the
answer?
I got nothing.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Did he bake it?
You're getting stabbed.
You know that You're gettingthe priors.
I'm getting the choirs.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Grab the choir Prepare yourself, prepare the
choir have them warm up.
Warm up the pipes, becauseyou're getting stabbed.
Ready, here we go.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Stabbed.
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh, guess what?
It's time to go back in time Toa place that was so fine.
(21:05):
And you heard those rhymes andeveryone said, oh my goodness,
look at him, is he a timepiece?
Oh, give me a dime piece.
Uh-huh, okay, guess what?
(21:29):
We will do it again.
He's a time piece.
Yeah, give me that dime piece.
He old-fashioned me and made melook so sexily.
But guess what?
I don't know, maybe we're gonnadrink some Old-fashioned.
Yo yo drinking old-fashioned.
And we're gonna drink some oldfashions yo yo drinking old
(21:50):
fashions and we're getting alittle drunk drinking
old-fashioned because it'sold-fashioned fun.
Yeah, we're gonna play someslapstick and some fun times.
We're gonna have a good oldtime with our border hats and
everything.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Old-fashioned, drink, old fashioned drink it up drink
it up this is weird.
There's like there's like stuffalready recorded.
I cleared this out so we couldrecord tonight.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah, wait, what's going on?
And Finn is just getting here.
Yeah, finn's here, and yeah, wewere just about to sit down and
start recording.
I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I'm confused as well, and it's like more than one mic
, so it's not like one personcame down here and messed with
it.
Are you saying there's?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
multiple people.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, there's two shooters.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Was it the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
It probably is.
I guess we should have listenedto it before we started
recording.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
All right, let's take a gander.
Yeah let's just do that realfast.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Okay, that was weird, that was really weird.
Well one, I gotta change locks.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, how did they get in?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
here.
They weren't in here, they wereat a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, that's right.
They were at a sister'srestaurant and they drank my
drink.
Holy crap, wait Because?
Yeah, what happened?
Because we set this up, we madeour drinks, we put it down here
, we went upstairs for a secondand then we came back down and
our drinks are gone.
(23:37):
They were at a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
How long were we gone ?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I don't know this is really weird.
I mean we did watch.
We watched Titanic.
How long was that?
We?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
watched that, and then we watched the, the one
with the Scorsese movie, withLeo too, because we had that Leo
kick.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, that's right.
And then I think we watched allof Muffet Babies.
Yeah, we had to find it first.
Yeah, that took a while to findAll episodes of that.
I can't believe there's ice init still that's really weird.
This definitely feels like aGoldilocks situation yeah, well
cause, like, is yours likehalfway full?
No, it's mostly gone, mine'scompletely empty.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Oh, that sucks well, I think we're gonna need some
more bourbon yeah, I got somesome mystery bourbon over there,
if you want some.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Everyone loves mystery bourbon.
All right, we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Looking for something , man.
The big footy one himself Can'twait to get a photo with him up
on our shelf.
If you can't find him, we will.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
If you won't find him , we will.
If you won't find him, we will.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Legends come and go, but what we know leaves no doubt
.
Showing all of y'all the proofis what this show is about.
If you can't find him, we will.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
If you won't find him , we will.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
If you don't find him , we'll kill your whole family,
bigfoot and bourbon, with Scottand Brandon.
Yay, yay, yay, yay, and we'reback.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Okay, now we finally got our whiskey again Yep, and
it's a mystery one.
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Old history is mysteries.
We had planned on drinking EvanWilliams and everyone knows
that name.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
No one would ever confuse it with anything else no
, because it's easy to rememberit's Evan Williams.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I don't like that weirdo.
Well, so they recorded a goodchunk of this, but I mean, I got
stuff to talk about, let's doit.
Let's chit chat.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Hey, chit chat with Scott and Brandon.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
And this is true.
So the plumber had to comeyesterday.
So we got a new sink a whileback and the pipe fell off the
bottom of the sink twice and itdumped water everywhere Really
Twice.
Yeah, I didn't know about this.
No, so this is it happened once.
I was like, well, I don't knowwhy that happened, so let's
(25:59):
figure it out.
And it happened again.
I was like, hey, we got to callthem Like I don't, I don't
understand, I can't do anythingabout this.
Yeah, so he comes and he has togo buy some parts and he brings
his brother along with him.
He came last time and like theywere like working on stuff and
I was trying to like find my ownbusiness and he just like looks
out in the backyard.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
He's like y'all got a great backyard I was like oh,
thanks, man, you do.
Yeah, thank you I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
He's like love that bigfoot out there.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
And.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I was like yeah, yeah , that was mine.
My wife did not pick that,that's me, I picked that, my
contribution.
And he's like I'm old enough toknow about that one video where
he goes like this through therocks, like I saw that they
can't disprove that.
They can't, they can't disproveit.
(26:49):
They can't, they can't disproveit.
I've read it.
They can't disprove it.
And then his brother who wasactively working on the sink
while he's just looking out thewindow.
He's like come on, man.
I said no, I'm serious, man,it's real Like there are people
out there and real like thereare people out there and some of
(27:17):
them are vicious, you know,like they'll.
They'll like attack you man.
He's like yeah, okay, man, whatvideo was he talking about?
He's talking about the one likethe, the thing that elf like
parodied.
Like that, walk through thelike quarry?
oh yeah, like that he's talkingabout that video and I couldn't
think of where it was.
I I would know I've seen somany of those things where they
talk about it.
I can't think of where it is,and then his brother's like well
, I don't believe any of thatshit, but it is what I tell
(27:38):
every police officer that pullsme over, and I was like what do
you mean when they ask me whereI'm going?
I'm looking for Bigfoot Seen himand I was like I'm looking for
Bigfoot Seen him and I was likethat is such an awesome thing to
say, that is so good, I'm goingto use it Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yes, honestly, it's not just for being pulled over.
If anyone asks me where are yougoing, where are you heading?
Where are you heading?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Looking for Bigfoot.
Have you seen?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
him.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yes, that's awesome.
You know what, when we make ourmerch, we'll just put that on
it.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
He's not going to know, seen him.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Look for Bigfoot.
You seen him?
Have you seen him?
So on the front it'll be thelogo, On the back, looking for
Bigfoot.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Have you seen him?
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
And throw the QR code on there to get to our podcast.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Absolutely.
All right, we're doing it.
Done Merch store.
Come to our merch store that wehave not opened up yet.
It's going to be digital merchstore, so you can't physically
come to it.
Please don't try to.
Not, yet Not yet We'll see howthe digital version works first.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
And when we do, we're definitely going to put shirts
inside the Bigfoot Museum.
Yes, we.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
We're definitely going to put shirts inside the
Bigfoot Museum.
Yes, we will put shirts.
There's a Bigfoot Museum upthere in Blue Ridge.
It's amazing If you haven'tvisited.
There's a lot of poop.
There's more poop than youthink.
Yeah, there's more poop thanyou think.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
There's some awesome headphones that you can listen
to sound footage of oh yeah, thesound footage.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Audio footage.
Audio footage what?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
is it?
It's the.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I mean, if that doesn't make you a believer, I
don't know what will.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Palisade sounds.
Oh yeah, something like thatCascade sounds.
I think it's the cascade sounds.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
That sounds right, something like that.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Isn't that like Goober?
I can't think of his name Likesound engineer.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah, it's like I could not disprove this?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Scientists have tried and they cannot disprove this.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
They can't explain it , can't explain it so it'll make
you a believer.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
We're doing pretty good at voices man.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
We're doing damn good .
We should be on snl.
Let's do it.
All right, let's just do it.
Yeah.
Let's just let's call up uh,who's the head of that?
Still, lauren.
Lauren, that's right.
Fishburne, that's lawrence.
Oh man, I get them confused.
This is lauren michaels that'sit lauren, michaels, michael no
it's just the michaels oh, okayI'll do do the talking.
(30:07):
So it's not Chad MichaelMichaels the brother.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
No, and I don't know if I know who that is.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
From Blades of Glory.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Chad Michael.
Oh Okay, I thought that waslike someone on Gossip Girl or
something Speaking of GossipGirl.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
This has nothing to do with Gossip Girl, oh man, I
was like if we pulled a GossipGirl somehow.
So something happened.
Well, I'm sorry, did you poopyour pants?
No, not this time.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Oh, so I get a random message.
Get a random message, not Get arandom message.
Notification on my phone, yeah,and I think that's weird.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
That doesn't make any sense.
Nope, you don't even know.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I'm just going, hey, I'm just playing it off, let's
go, come on.
Come on, cleetus.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Come on, as soon as I see it, I think this has to be
like a bug in the app, like itdoesn't it's not making any
sense to me Like a glitch in theMatrix.
Yes, and it was not.
It was a real thing thathappened and I can't wait to
play it.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Well, let me make sure we can hear Wait so it's
not a voicemail um, let me seeyou have a.
What's the?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
song you want to hear .
I just want to test our levels,so I don't have to stop um,
amazed by you limstar, limstaris amazed.
Yes, okay, uh, you were singingthat earlier.
Every time around me, yeah,every time.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
I realize me.
Yeah, let's just listen to thisfor a minute.
I hope we don't have to paythem for.
No, no one listens to this shit, feeling inside me.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Here's what it is.
I think, if you talk about it,if you comment on it, yeah, it's
okay, as we're doing this rightnow yeah, cause I did this on
my other show.
Oh, there we go.
That I no longer do, brandontalk about it.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
if you comment on it, it's okay as we're doing this
right now?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yeah, because I did this on my other show.
Oh, there we go.
That I no longer do, brandon.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Okay, so we tested, hey, the levels sound good.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Tested the levels.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Okay, so I'm just going to show it to you and then
I'll explain more.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Now for those who are listening.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Oh, damn it.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Scott, what's up?
Bryce Johnson here.
Expedition Bigfoot BigfootCollectors Club what's going on?
This is from Brandon.
Brandon, what's up?
Thank you for reaching out viaCameo Way to go.
This is probably coming as asurprise to you, but I'm going
through my expired Cameos and Ithink this one is from way back,
so this one's on me.
(32:59):
Guys, sorry about that.
Life gets a little busy, as weall know, so maybe this will
reach you as a nice summersurprise.
Anyway, I just want to sayBigfoot is real and I appreciate
you guys, and that's it.
I hope you have a great one.
I'm so sorry I missed yourfirst cameo, but hey, let's be
(33:21):
friends again.
All right, later on.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
So that happened.
So that happened.
I get a notification from cameosaying that my expired request
was fulfilled by bryce johnson,I'm like, but he did it already
yeah and so I'm like, well, I'lljust click it, like what is it
like?
this has to be a bug, is thisgonna be the same?
Yeah, like.
And then I see him in acompletely different scenario.
(33:49):
He's not in the backyard withhis glasses.
No, I was like, holy shit, hedid another one.
He just recorded it.
So there you go.
Holy crap, she's been sittingon that.
I'm like, how do I work this in?
Wow.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Well, first off, kudos for Holding that bad boy
in.
I don't know how you did that.
It took a lot, holy crap, manAlso.
First of all, I mean, hey, hewent back through it.
I'm surprised he cleared it andhe did it for free.
It didn't cost me anything else.
So that's on him, as he said.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
But if not, I paid him already.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Well, yeah, but he gave you two for one.
Yeah, you normally pay doublefor that.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
That's true, that's just math man.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
So there's that, and then I'll just sign off Later on
.
Be my friend, be my friendagain.
Let's be friends or be myfriend again.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Let's be friends again.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Let's roll it back hope you have a great one.
Uh, I'm so sorry I missed yourfirst cameo, but um, hey, let's
be friends again, all right,later on, yeah that's true.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
We did have that falling out for a little while
yeah, let's be friends again,thank goodness.
You know later on bro, later on, my new goal is for us to be on
bigfoot collectors club becauseit's it's like a it's comedic
podcast.
So that's we mean it.
Obviously, yeah, of course, butbut we mean it, obviously, we
mean it, yeah of course, but Imean outreach.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
You're just trying to get your name out there, right?
And if we're on somethingthat's a little bit more popular
than us, that's Bigfoot related, even if it's a comedy show,
only a little more popular, it'sworth Barely.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Right, that's coming down the stairs.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
I hear him.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Click.
I hear him Clickety-clackclickety-clack.
Speaker (35:37):
Clickety-clickety-clack .
Speaker 1 (35:40):
So that's what I had.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
I had two real things .
That's so good, bryce, hey, man, we'll definitely be friends
again.
No hard feelings, thank you forreaching back out to me and
yeah, man, hey later on.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
See you, man.
See you next time we're in LA.
Mm-hmm, hey later on.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
See you, man, see you next time we're in LA.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Mm-hmm man, is that where he lives now?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I just assume he's an actor, because didn't we go to
high school with him?
No?
I think, you're thinking of theguy from earlier.
Oh yeah, Remember when we sathere and listened to 20 straight
minutes of a different podcast.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
I get it confused that wasn't you, it was somebody
else.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Didn't we go to high school with Bryce?
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Bryce Probably.
Oh, no, text Brooke and see, ohyeah, we did.
He was like a redneck kid.
Yeah, that's right, he was inthe part of the parking lot that
backed in and all their trucks.
Yeah, bryce Can't think of itIs it Bryce Johnson.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Well, I was going to say Johnson, but I was like, why
would I say Johnson?
I feel like I'm making that up.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Why would I say, johnson, you're always saying
dick stuff.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Johnson Peter.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Robin Peter Pay Paul.
Robin Peter Pay Johnson, Ithink it is Bryce Johnson.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Am I friends with him ?
Speaker 2 (37:02):
It's Adam Eve, not Adam Steve, I think I'm friends
with whoever the Bryce is, gosh,I wish you'd text Brooke.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
He would have told us already Brooke's got enough on
his plate right now.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Bryce Anderson, ah, mr Anderson, mr Anderson, mr.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Anderson, you remember, I see that guy Elrond.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Now, because I'm reading Lord of the Rings again.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Oh, good job, you can read.
I didn't realize you could.
I am listening to it actually.
Oh, are you?
But I can read, can you?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah, but Andy Serkis is doing it now.
He's reading.
Yeah, but Andy Serkis is doingit now.
He's reading.
Yeah, he's reading theaudiobook.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Oh, I thought he was just reading in general.
Yeah, yeah, good job man.
He's on Twitch and he justsilently reads.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
He just reads and you just watch him.
I can't believe how many peoplewatch it.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Are there shows like that on Twitch, you think where
people just read silently andpeople watch them do that?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Let's see, let's figure it out.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Because I could do that, I wouldn't even read.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I would just pretend I'm reading.
I still think we should.
We didn't discuss it on thisshow, but I think we should do a
movie watch where we live,watch it and just record, put it
on Twitch.
Well, you could do it on Twitch.
I guess I don't know how Twitchworks.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
We use our Switch.
Put it on Twitch.
I don't have a Switch, do you?
Yeah, I got a.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Switch.
Do you?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
What other stuff do you got?
Speaker 2 (38:24):
What other?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
systems do you have?
That's all I got.
You don't have like aPlaystation or anything.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
I do have a PS3.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Do you want to buy a PS4 from me?
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Maybe it's a PS4.
Hold on, no, it's a PS4 from me.
Maybe it's a PS4.
Hold on, no, it's a PS4.
Damn it.
No, because we're.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
What are they on right now?
Speaker 2 (38:41):
PS5?
.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yeah, because the new NCAA game came out and it's not
coming to PC.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Why don't you get the Xbox Like the only digital one?
It's real cheap.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Because I was reading that you shouldn't from a
performance standpoint.
Let's see what's performancestandpoint.
Let's see, was it Xbox S?
Yeah, something.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Boy, I still think I'd have to explain that I'm
spending that amount of money ona system when I have one I
don't use.
But I would use this one.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
I just want to play college football.
Can you use Xbox Game Pass onyour PC?
I don't know, can your pc?
I don't know, can you?
I don't know, that's what I wasasking.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
I'm a mac, so if you, if you have game passes that
have everything, or how does itwork?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
uh, I mean a lot of their games come to it.
I don't know if all of them,but I feel like this would.
I mean a lot of their gamescome to it.
I don't know if all of them,but I feel like this would.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
They said they weren't going to port to PC
because it was expensive and noone would do it.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
No one would buy it, but it's cloud.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
But doesn't it take some sort of manipulation in
order to be on a PC versus aconsole?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Not if it's running from the cloud.
It's a Zenkai screen.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
I don't know, I don't think, I don't know.
No one said that.
Everyone is saying they have tobuy.
Look, I follow the subreddit onthis game for some reason.
I'm just throwing out ideas andfor some reason they all say
they have to buy something andthey're like which one should I
get?
I haven't played a game in 14years ps or xbox yeah but I
don't even play the one I gotand realistically I don't even
(40:26):
think I'd have time to play it'snot coming out on ps4 no, has
to be ps5 or xbox uh s orwhatever gotcha, hey, let's take
a quick break.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Fine bye, gotcha, hey , let's take a quick break fine,
bye, we will.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Legends come and go, but what we know leaves no doubt
.
Showing you guys, the proof iswhat this show is about.
If you can't find them, we will.
If you won't find them, we will.
If you don't find them, we'llkill your whole family.
Price Bigfoot and Bourbon withFreddie and Tony.
(41:17):
That's it.
Start the it.
Start the show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, welcome backto the show.
Hey, it's me Whistle Tony.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
I'm here with Scott, hey, no, it's Freddie, what.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
I murdered you?
No, I didn't die why do youlook like Scott?
Speaker 2 (41:35):
I do cause.
I've always been Freddie whatdo you mean?
You've always been Freddy.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Alfredo, no, no, no Come on man, and you're Brandon.
What no?
Speaker 2 (41:45):
What's your name?
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Whistle, Tony oh that's right.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Whistle Pig Tony, who can't whistle.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Wow, I wish I had Whistle Pig.
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
You got priors.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I got priors, I got choirs.
Hey man, I just want to say Iwant to end the beef here.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Like I don't want to call you a pedophile on a rap
song, why would you call me that?
Speaker 1 (42:04):
pedophile, because I gotta the new, that's the new
line.
You gotta do it what?
Speaker 2 (42:08):
who's making stuff up now?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
you said my sister was hot, she's 16 how old do you
think I am?
I don't know You're drinking,I'm 16.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Wow, you shouldn't be drinking you shouldn't have
given me alcohol at age.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
I'm definitely going to murder you now, Wow this is
bad for me.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
We're all in a bad situation, my friend.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
What Cheers?
That's a guy's name.
I went to high school with hisname was cheers.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Uh, spitting image of ted.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I know this guy yeah it's just like ted this looks
like his name's cheers dancingis it did.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
He have a kid named cheers dancing I think so I
can't believe he went to schoolhere, yeah does he?
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Does he know Benny the Duck?
He definitely knows Benny theDuck.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
He rolls deep with Penny the Duck.
Oh yeah, Not Penny the Duck.
Penny the Duck sucks.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Yeah, pennywise Pound Foolish, more like Cucumber.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Footsie All right.
We got some soju up there.
I'm gonna drink in the attic ofthis restaurant me too.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
You wanna come with me?
I got some warm soju.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
I love warm soju.
I can't wait to drink that warmsoju with my brother see ya
next time.
Yeah, yeah get out of here yeah, alfredo, and your Lodi, yeah,
see you next time.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get out of here.
You got the ghouls.
Yeah, alfredo, and your Lodiand a Lodi.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
What's other?
Speaker 2 (43:46):
stuff.
There's other stuff, what's?
Speaker 1 (43:49):
other Italian stuff.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Deal breakers.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Mussolini.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
That's not Italian.
Yes, he was.
Yeah, I know not Italian.
Yes, he was.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
I know you, of course he was.
You're Italian, alright.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Hey, shut up over there.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
The Italian's out.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Hey, hold on Before we leave.
Hey, hey, sis, come over here.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
What's in this ravioli?
Um, I don't know.
You want me to find out.
Yes, what's in this?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
ravioli?
Um, I don't know.
You want me to find out.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
I mean yeah, you think I asked you for no reason.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Okay, hold on one second.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
What is she doing?
What is she doing?
Is she?
Speaker 3 (44:36):
like jump roping.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
She just walked over and like jump roping.
She just walked over and thenstarted jump roping.
Hey you, I'm talking to you.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Okay, hey, I'm back.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Yeah, answer the question.
I don't need you to tell meyou're back.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
What was the question ?
Speaker 1 (44:56):
I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Anyways, um, there's um meat in it.
I've seen the question, I can'tremember.
Anyways, um, there's meat in it.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
I've seen the question.
All right, just go ahead, getout of here, okay.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yeah, hey, how you doing.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
No no.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Let's go drink some soju in the attic, stab, ah,
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