Blitzed Football
We get drunk and talk about the NFL.
Episodes
The guys unearth an NFL Conspiracy about the Dallas Cowboys that will blow your mind. Plus, how do you think Aaron Rodgers feels about Tom Brady getting new weapons every week? And Coach answers some real doozies this week in Coach Questions.
Coach and Stats debate the merits of overtime in the NFL. Plus who had the worst day and best day in Week 6? Finally, we tell you what the biggest surprise is in the NFL this year.
The guys talk about what's next for Texans fans now that Coach and GM Bill O'Brien has been let go. Plus, Lions Coach Matt Patricia set an NFL record on Sunday! And teams are finding value with low cost running backs. What other positions could NFL teams save money? And finally, Coach fields your questions in our popular, highly dubious new segment Coach Questions.
In this episode the guys speculate why so many big stars are going down this NFL season. Plus we debut a new segment called Coach Questions where a real football coach answers listeners questions. All that, plus two new NFL Conspiracies have been revealed. Are they true? Only the Blitzed crew knows for sure.
After a six month hiatus, the Blitzed crew is back in the studio to give you their predictions for the 2020 NFL Season. Plus, what does Tom Brady think of Bill Belichick being so nice to Cam Newton? And we take confession on behalf of NFL players, coaches and fans.
In our fourth season kickoff episode we debate which fanbase will turn on their prized free agent signing first? Plus we dig into the madness of the DeAndre Hopkins trade to the Arizona Cardinals. And how far do you think Tom Brady would go to ensure he got Chris Godwin's #12 Jersey number in Tampa?
Shirking medical advice, the guys drink Corona beer and talk about how useful the NFL Combine really is. Plus now that CBS has wrapped up Tony Romo, which current or former player would you tune in to see do color on Monday Night Football on ESPN? The guys also share their thoughts about why the new CBA will get ratified by players and why only the dumbest GMs in the NFL would offer Tom Brady a deal.
Want to know if your NFL team is any good? We reveal the only statistic that matters. Plus, are you pissed about the amount of penalties being called this season? Get used to it, as we uncover the biggest NFL conspiracy yet. And what do you think goes through Mike McCarthy's head when watching the new look Packers tear up the NFC North? Plus we review the Midnight Cowboy Cocktail.
Bills QB Josh Allen held the ball for 6.5 seconds in the pocket on Sunday, then promptly got sacked. Don't think 6.5 seconds is a lot of time? Sure it is, and we prove it by chugging 4 beers in 26 seconds (6.5 seconds each). We also review Who Wore it Better, Rex Ryan in his hissy fight with Browns QB Baker Mayfield, or Panthers QB Kyle Allen and his shade thrown at Cam Newton. Plus we debate why the referees suck so much when ...
The NFL has a great crop of young quarterbacks, like Daniel Jones, Josh Allen, Gardner Minshew and Kyle Allen. But which one has the most substance and would also look the best in a porn moustache? Plus Tom Brady has been exerting his influence over NFL referees since 2001. We investigate in NFL Conspiracies. And we introduce a new segment called WTF where we try to understand how Matt Ryan and the Falcons lost to the Colts despite...
We drink the Colts Stampede Cocktail and discuss what was a bigger retirement shock to the NFL, Andrew Luck or Barry Sanders? Plus we have some suggestion how the NFL can radically improve preseason football. We comment on Tom Brady's latest fashion choice (i.e. big dumb hat) and Christian McCaffrey discovers he's black while playing Madden football.
Our last episode before we start doing LIVE VIDEO shows on August 12. Training Camp has begun and Antonio Brown and Jalen Ramsey found a way to make it all about themselves. Plus lots of big names on different teams this year. What's the hardest one to wrap your head around? The Patriots held a press conference to say nothing at all, we tell you which NFL player we'd like to spend a year with on a deserted island and we giv...
If the Chargers win a Super Bowl like USA Today predicts, will anyone in LA actually know? Plus Brett Favre says he sees himself in Baker Mayfield and Patrick Mahomes, but what exactly is he seeing? We have some theories. Le'Veon Bell goes on social media to rip social media, and did Golden Tate find a backhanded way to motivate Nick Foles?
Plus we announce our world premiere of our LIVE Blitzed Football show. August 12, 2019...
We're just three weeks away from our first ever LIVE video episode of Blitzed. This week we debate which NFL player we'd like to golf with (spoiler alert: it ain't Tony Romo). Plus, what changes would you like to see in the NFL before the season starts? We have some great suggestions. We also talk about a new wrinkle in the proposed 18 game schedule and we discuss divisional realignment with one of our Blitzed Insiders,...
Mark Wahlberg recently told TMZ that he believes Baker Mayfield will wind up on the Patriots. He also thought Transformers would win the Oscar. Plus we name a craft beer for the story of the 2019 NFL season. Tom Brady just posted a faster 40 yard dash than when he was in his 20s. Should we respect him now. And ESPN claims five NFL teams are stuck in neutral, the Broncos, Lions, Titans, Buccaneers and Raiders. We tell you which ones...
If Cam Newton offered you $1,500 for your airline seat in Coach, would you take it? Plus, during your last three way, did you leave out a $1 Million for someone to steal like Le'Veon Bell? Tom Brady's looking for a nickname to trademark. We have some suggestions. Gerald McCoy is pissed at the Bucs for giving away his number. Does anyone care? We also comment on the new Pass Interference replay challenge and we welcome our n...
Is Aaron Rodgers the worst beer drinker of all time? Plus would you be worried if one of your teammates chose OJ Simpson's number 32? Chris Long and Adam 'Pacman' Jones just retired from the NFL. One of them built wells in Africa and the other one once spent $1 Million in a single weekend in Vegas. Which feat is more impressive?
We kick off our third season with a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT. Plus we'll tell you who we really want to see on Hard Knocks this year. And is Tim Tebow going to play in the XFL? He'd be crazy not to, right? All that, plus what does it take to get your number retired in Washington?
The NFL Draft is over and we have great ideas how to improve it. Plus LeSean McCoy just ruined Avengers End Game for everyone. What would you do with him if you ran the Bills? We pay tribute to recently retired RB Marshawn Lynch by comparing his most memorable run to a movie. And has anyone seen Le'Veon Bell or Odell Beckham Junior? Asking for two friends.
We talk about the upcoming NFL Draft. And with Antonio Brown and Le'Veon Bell finally gone, has the drama finally left Pittsburgh? Plus why does Tom Brady have to ruin Twitter? We also talk with Blitzed Insider, Cleveland Kate about which first year head coach will have the best and roughest road next season.
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