March 19, 2026 • 40 mins
A thread has gone viral of women sharing some of the most diabolical lies men have ever told them & somehow, they just kept getting worse.
Let us know if you’ve ever been in any of these situations and what you would do!
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SPEAKER_02 (00:08):
What's good?
What's goodie?
What's goodie?
Welcome back to Can I Vibe withY'all with a vibes?
Are you immaculate every time wehop up in here?
Always excited to talk to you.
Always excited to vibe with you.
Always excited to sit back andkick it with you.
How are you feeling?
Feeling good.
Feeling nice.
Little midday session.
For context, it's a midday,midweek Wednesday recording.
SPEAKER_05 (00:33):
Feeling good.
SPEAKER_02 (00:34):
Just because.
Just because we want to talk tothese lovely people.
And um before we get into that,I have to say something that's
on my mind.
This is my confessional.
I'm scared.
This wasn't planned.
You weren't even expecting this,but something that's on my mind.
I have a guilty pleasure lately.
(00:55):
And you know what it is?
What is it?
So I'm on TikTok and whatnot.
You know, I don't really scrolldoom scroll like that, but
sometimes you're on the toilet,you just get caught doom
scrolling.
Okay.
What's going on?
I can't stop watching these AIfruit videos.
Ah Do you know what I'm talkingabout?
SPEAKER_01 (01:14):
Yeah, you're super late.
SPEAKER_02 (01:15):
No, no, no.
I've been watching them for liketwo weeks.
But like I had to, I had to stopwatching them because I was
watching too many of them.
Bro, I'm like, I've been atfirst it was just like, you
know, it pops up on thealgorithm.
It's it's just hee hee ha ha.
And now I'm like, every time itpops up, I can't scroll away.
You know what?
You know what I caught myselfdoing?
I count myself, it mine turnedinto like it went from like
(01:39):
fruit to like pots and pans toTVs to charges.
SPEAKER_04 (01:43):
It was like everything you can think of was
just becoming animated, and thenit was like, oh, don't do this,
don't leave me in here too long,or I die.
And then I caught myselfthinking, I'm like, just because
you animate something and youstart bringing it alive doesn't
(02:04):
make it true.
SPEAKER_02 (02:04):
I know.
So it was like someone can justbe making this for views and
content and like oh it is, andthen so I had to limit my time
on the fruits talking.
That's exactly what it is, andI've seen it too.
I've seen like the ones thatlike it's like products that you
should and shouldn't use, orfood you should and shouldn't
eat, and like myths debunked andwhatnot.
(02:29):
But like I think just like thatpsychological behind like the
these products coming to life,it's hard to stay away.
Which I stopped watching all ofthose, but I don't know why the
fruit ones, the storyline is toogood.
The ones, the ones that reallygot me, and I'm gonna always
look at them are the gym ones.
Which ones?
They're just gym ones, like likeit'll be a different muscle
(02:49):
group, and it's like train metill failure if you want
optimized growth.
I'm like, bet I'm gonna go hitthe gym right now.
I can't help it.
It's like they turn a littlepectorial into listen to this,
bro.
But some of them be like atoothpaste thing.
Don't use me too much or you'llruin your teeth.
Like, I'm telling you, Ifreaking man, I got caught
(03:13):
watching one today.
That's why I brought it up.
I was like, you know what, I'mgonna I'm gonna start with this.
But it was like uh, bro, it wasa blueberry and a pineapple.
Oh nah.
And uh the blueberry and thepineapple were friends, and the
blueberry brought the pineappleover, and then the pineapple
started smashing his mom.
And then the blueberry got pinegot back on him in part two.
(03:34):
There was like follow for partor watch for part two.
It's like fuck it, y'all.
SPEAKER_05 (03:38):
See, yeah, nah, dude.
You're in that's where you loseme.
The pineapple's that's yeah,that's where you lose me.
You are in way too deep.
You are in way too deep, and Iwant to see the algorithm.
I'm actually cool on that.
SPEAKER_02 (03:53):
Which I said, like I don't normally doom scroll, but
you know, I'm on the toilet,ain't nothing else to do.
So man, I felt so stupid aboutit, and yeah.
Anyways, we're gonna fix thealgorithm.
But um, this also popped up onthe algorithm, and we're gonna
go over this today.
Honestly, I don't even know whycertain things pop any up
(04:14):
anymore, but in my head, I'mlike, you know what?
Maybe it's a podcast idea.
So there was a thread.
Oh boy.
Oh boy, prepare yourself as aman.
Hold on, let me pull this up.
It was uh women share some ofthe most diabolical lies men
have told them.
Oof.
(04:34):
I know this girl.
I'm scared, I have not seen thisyet.
I man, all I know is there's alot of there's a lot of shares
on it, there's a lot ofcomments, and um yeah, we're
gonna get into it.
We're just gonna read down this.
Maybe we can share a littlepersonal experience.
But number one, this woman saidfound scratches on his back, and
(04:58):
he said it's from using a wirehanger to scratch the
hard-to-reach places.
SPEAKER_00 (05:05):
No way.
SPEAKER_04 (05:08):
I would have said I got mauled by an animal before
that.
SPEAKER_02 (05:12):
What the no, ladies, y'all believe in that?
No.
If you're a woman, would youbelieve that?
SPEAKER_00 (05:21):
No.
SPEAKER_02 (05:24):
It couldn't be a plastic hanger, though.
It had to be the wire one.
unknown (05:28):
Oh.
SPEAKER_04 (05:29):
Then you gotta make sure you actually have a wire
hanger.
SPEAKER_02 (05:33):
Bro, wire hanger would that would that would
literally make you bleed.
No, that's crazy.
And then leaving scratches onyour back is even crazier.
Oh, man.
Listen, we don't condonecheating.
Because us men would never dothat.
But if you're gonna do that,don't get no hickeys, don't get
no scratches.
SPEAKER_03 (05:54):
What are you doing?
SPEAKER_04 (05:56):
That's like cheating 101.
If there was ever a cheatingone-on-one, that would be the
first thing.
SPEAKER_02 (06:02):
Should we write a book?
SPEAKER_05 (06:03):
Who is we?
Who the hell is we?
SPEAKER_02 (06:06):
Hey, I don't know.
You can write a book.
No, I don't cheat.
We as a lot of freaking people.
Listen, men don't cheat, andblack men especially don't
cheat.
But then again, that might be agood book idea.
We would just have to get, youknow, we would have to get our
our our content from from peoplethat actually cheat.
Unfortunately, we have somefriends that do.
(06:28):
You might have none of myhomeboys cheat.
unknown (06:31):
You're right.
SPEAKER_02 (06:32):
In the old days.
Yeah.
In the old days.
SPEAKER_04 (06:34):
I cut them off as soon as I found out.
SPEAKER_02 (06:36):
Yeah, I cut them off too.
We don't condone that.
We don't cheat on this side.
Bad, bad, bad.
Alright.
unknown (06:44):
Oh man.
SPEAKER_02 (06:47):
My first boyfriend had hickeys all over his neck
after a night out, and he toldme he got beat up when I
questioned him about it.
There's a part two to this.
Number one, just like the firstpart.
Why do you have hickeys?
Why do you have scratches onyour back?
Cheating one-on-one.
I'm at a loss for words rightnow.
Because these men are just dumb.
They're not even trying to hideit.
(07:07):
But not even trying to hide it.
But she put two parts to this.
This is the second part.
She said, His older brother toldme he'd already had an awful
night and that I was a terribleperson for not believing him.
So big bro was on the top.
SPEAKER_05 (07:23):
That's crazy.
But just know I would do thatfor you.
SPEAKER_02 (07:27):
If you actually needed it, I don't cheat.
SPEAKER_01 (07:32):
I would do that for you.
SPEAKER_02 (07:33):
Oh my God.
And I'd keep a straight face,too.
Oh my God.
Nah, see, now these women aregonna think we're terrible.
No, we're we're disclosing thatwe don't do that, but I would do
it for you too.
But behind closed doors, I'll belike, bro, don't put me in that
situation.
What is wrong with you?
You dummy.
Oh, this is making me want towrite a book.
(07:55):
Hey, we might by the end of thisthread, we might have to again.
SPEAKER_04 (07:58):
If you ever cheated, sliding our DMs.
SPEAKER_02 (08:01):
Actually, yeah, you know what?
If you have a cheating story,whether it was you who did it or
the person you're with did it,we want to hear that.
We want to hear that.
Um you can either, I think onSpotify, you can leave a comment
on these podcasts.
You could DM our Instagram pageor just send us an email if you
really want to.
We'll see all of it.
(08:21):
So yeah, let us know.
I dated a man who faked a heartdisease and a heart surgery and
came to my house two days afterhis open heart surgery, which
store-bought band-aids light uplined up vertically down his
chest.
(08:41):
Okay.
What this is what is going on?
That's low-key.
That lie has potential.
Okay, but what's the reason forfaking a heart disease?
He was probably out cheating ona vacation, but that's low-key a
fire lie.
You just gotta get with yougotta fully commit.
Alright, I gotta I gotta unpackthis one because this is all she
(09:03):
wrote in the thread.
But I'm like, where does theheart disease link to the
cheating?
So let me run it.
Let me let me know about that.
You're a professional.
No, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_04 (09:19):
Okay, my boy went on a vacation.
SPEAKER_02 (09:21):
Okay, explain it, explain it.
SPEAKER_04 (09:23):
He was out of town for three, four days.
Dummy told old girl, hey, I havea heart disease last minute, and
he said, I gotta have open heartsurgery.
SPEAKER_02 (09:38):
She was like, Oh my god, that's so crazy.
Where can I come see you?
How can I be there?
SPEAKER_05 (09:47):
He said, Oh no, it's an emergency, and I gotta go out
of town right now because theyhave to emergency operate on me
right now, and I'll be back, andit's a two-day recovery.
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04 (10:02):
And I'll be back, but I have the best doctors, so
I only have to have a couple ofband-aids, and then I'm up and
running in two days.
SPEAKER_02 (10:12):
If I'm a woman and you tell me that bullshit.
Hey, things happen.
Things happen.
You know what?
I'm I'm just not even gonna tryto unpack this.
I'm gonna be real with you.
I've I've lied like that alongthose lines before, but it
wasn't about surgery.
SPEAKER_04 (10:32):
Actually, it was about surgery, it wasn't about
heart surgery, and it wasn't toa woman.
SPEAKER_02 (10:40):
I had a trip book.
I couldn't get the time off.
Okay, so who did you lie to?
I don't want to say it becauseBut you said it wasn't a woman.
Was it a boss?
It was a boss, yeah.
I had a trip book.
Okay, so you lied.
You said you had a surgery.
I said I broke my ankle on thejob.
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04 (10:57):
On the job.
And I was getting something inthe ankle surgically removed.
And I couldn't, I couldn't workthat week.
And then guess what?
Next week I was back andrunning.
Oh my god.
This is a true story.
And he follows the page and hefollows me, and I really hope he
doesn't see this.
SPEAKER_02 (11:15):
So you could have just said like you sprained it
or something.
You went the full extent ofhaving a surgery, and then
probably came back the next week100%.
Because you got the bestdoctors, right?
Correct.
SPEAKER_04 (11:25):
But, but, but, but in my defense, my boss worked
off-site, so he didn't even knowhe didn't see it.
SPEAKER_02 (11:32):
Okay.
SPEAKER_04 (11:33):
It's not like he was like checking for it.
Like he believed me, we hadestablished that trust.
Hey, it worked.
I was in the DR.
I was in the DR the next week.
SPEAKER_02 (11:43):
This woman said he had a basketball game, and I was
at his house doing laundry.
A condom fell out of his pantpocket, and he said, My homie
was using my pants, and he leftit in there.
SPEAKER_04 (11:57):
Oh no.
That's low-key a bar.
That might be the best lie,yeah.
What?
That gotta be the best one.
What?
If a condom fall out my mypants, those were your last
pants.
You were using those.
SPEAKER_02 (12:12):
You got you gonna throw me under the bus.
That's the only way.
It's the only way.
These are all hypotheticals, ofcourse.
I would never be in thissituation.
Has a homie ever used yourpants?
Me?
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (12:24):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (12:25):
Oh, so you and your homies just do this.
No, but like before, like inhigh school, yeah.
He's got my pants on.
I think I've given a shirt tothe homies.
I don't think I've ever.
Other than that, just you.
But that's not often.
I think I've given shirts.
I don't think I've given pantsto the homies.
I've worn a pair of your pants.
(12:46):
Probably like four times.
So if I ever got caught with thecondom.
Yeah, those were my pants.
Yeah, I'll take the L for you.
Oh my lord.
I just wouldn't have to be lyingto my partner.
I don't get in situations likethat.
But for you, I would lie.
And if she hates me, she hatesme.
I don't lie to my partner.
(13:08):
Oh, okay.
Thankfully, I've never been in asituation where y'all still
together?
No, but listen, it wasn'tbecause of no lies.
We just weren't for each other.
It was never because of somelies.
Yeah, I see.
I'ma sneak that one in there.
I'm digging for y'all.
(13:28):
I'm digging.
No, no, that's all good.
See, you know, I dated a couplehere and there.
But nah, honestly, this wholethread so far, I've never told
no lies like this.
I I want to put myself in thissituation real quick.
Because you know, as men,sometimes you get caught like
that.
The first three actions just youjust throw out the quickest lie
you can think of.
(13:48):
So I see.
I see why he did that.
But I'm imagining say I'm out,I'm at a basketball game, I come
home.
She says, What is this?
I think I'm gonna hit, I'm gonnasay something like I don't even
use that brand.
That's a bar.
That don't even fit me.
That's a bar.
(14:09):
That's too big for me.
You gotta too small for me.
SPEAKER_04 (14:12):
No, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta downplay it.
You gotta sell yourself short.
That's too big for me.
Why would I even get it?
SPEAKER_02 (14:18):
Oh, just make her delusional?
Yeah.
Why would I even get that size,babe?
You know that doesn't fit me.
You've seen me.
You know my little BPD.
Come on, man.
SPEAKER_04 (14:25):
Why would I why would I go cheat on you and go
embarrass myself with a condomthat doesn't fit?
SPEAKER_02 (14:31):
Are you well in the head?
SPEAKER_05 (14:32):
And then oh, you start gaslighting and start
rolling.
SPEAKER_02 (14:35):
Nah, you're too good at this.
SPEAKER_05 (14:36):
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I have never been in thissituation.
SPEAKER_02 (14:43):
Matter of fact, babe, you know we go raw.
I don't even own any.
SPEAKER_05 (14:46):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (14:47):
Yeah.
Nah, this is crazy, though.
Wait, we're just- we're justjoking though.
We just joking.
We would never do this.
We would never do this.
SPEAKER_05 (14:54):
Well, I'm not just joking.
Oh my God.
I'm not joking.
Well, one, I wouldn't be in thatsituation.
But you know this, because thishappened recently.
SPEAKER_02 (15:03):
I have got caught with stuff in my possession that
was not mine.
You get caught all the time.
You get caught with things inyour possession.
I get caught in person.
Okay, but it was truly not mine.
So I had to just start.
Wait, what was in yourpossession?
The chapstick situation.
Oh.
Okay, we we gotta figure thisout.
(15:24):
I still don't know.
We gotta figure this out.
Because for context, Eli gotcaught with chapstick that
wasn't his, clearly a girl'schapstick.
It was EOS chapstick.
I don't even remember what itwas.
You asked me, and there was noone around me anywhere near that
time.
(15:45):
I think there was like maybe oneperson that possibly small
chance could have been it.
I asked that person, they saidit's not theirs.
SPEAKER_04 (15:53):
Okay.
SPEAKER_02 (15:54):
I and then the other one was we had um we had some
girls here a while back for apodcast episode, and I was like,
maybe they dropped it when wewere recording.
SPEAKER_04 (16:07):
That was my first thought.
SPEAKER_02 (16:08):
They denied it too.
SPEAKER_04 (16:11):
So I have been in that room since August, and you
are my witness.
I wouldn't have you come on hereand live for me.
There has been one girl that hascome in that room since August.
We are now in March.
I had no idea where thatchapstick came from.
I posted it on Snapchat, Iposted it on Instagram.
(16:32):
Yeah, you posted it too tryingto find it.
Everyone, every female that hadbeen in my possession in the
last month, month, or month anda half, I had texted them.
Hey, was this yours?
Hey, was this yours?
Hey, was this yours?
Looks like this, looks likethis.
Nobody knows where it came from.
So, yes, I'm gonna go balls tothe wall and I'm not lying.
I'm telling you the truth.
And if I have to gaslight you oror or say things that make you
(16:54):
sound kind of crazy, that's whatI'm gonna do if I'm not lying.
I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_02 (16:58):
I don't like I'm sorry, I don't know where that
came from.
To this day, I really don't knowwho that is.
Is it still in here?
No, I kept it on there.
SPEAKER_04 (17:07):
I kept it on there because I wanted to find out who
it was, and I was gonna keepasking, and I was gonna keep,
you know, try keepinvestigating, and I came home
one day and it was thrown away,and I asked where it was, and
she was like, I threw the way, Iwas tired of looking at it.
SPEAKER_02 (17:22):
Well, you can also say the same.
I've had no women here.
This is this is a safe space, sosomeone needs to.
You've had you had one girlhere.
Okay, I had one.
You had one.
I had one that one night.
Oh, that was a while ago.
It was a while ago, but it was awhile ago.
(17:43):
That was before maybe it washer.
That was before the chapstickthing.
SPEAKER_01 (17:46):
Yo, did you ask her?
unknown (17:47):
I did not ask her.
SPEAKER_01 (17:49):
We just talked to my cracked the case.
SPEAKER_02 (17:54):
Me and her don't speak.
SPEAKER_05 (17:55):
You gonna speak today?
You're gonna speak today.
No, I'm not talking about it.
We're gonna clear my name.
We are going to clear my name.
SPEAKER_02 (18:02):
It really might be hers that I think about it.
SPEAKER_05 (18:04):
Yo, you're about to piss me off.
Yeah.
Oh my goodness.
We solved the chapstick mystery.
SPEAKER_02 (18:11):
Yo, that was so long ago.
That would be crazy if I hit herup.
Hey, did you leave somechapstick here?
I'm gonna be I'm excited nowbecause I know it's her.
I know it's no one I know.
Uh, anyways, let's get the nextone.
Um, I came home early from awork trip and found all traces
of me in the home hidden away.
(18:33):
Photos, bathroomcounterproducts, girly
decorations, all gone.
He said, I missed you so much Icouldn't look at all these
reminders of you.
Hold on, let me say that.
If you didn't hear that, hesaid, I missed you so much, I
couldn't look at all thesereminders of you.
SPEAKER_01 (18:55):
Nah, he's not.
That's a bar.
No, these men are sick.
That's a bar.
These men are sick.
These are like serial cheaters.
SPEAKER_02 (19:01):
Nah, no, because like these are it lit, it said
most diabolical.
There's not, they're not evengood lies.
Yeah, this is crazy crazy.
SPEAKER_04 (19:11):
This is crazy.
SPEAKER_02 (19:13):
Yo, imagine, and I don't know the context of the
relationship, but imagine youlive with your girl, let's just
say three years.
Clearly, you got picked yourframes up together, she got all
her bathroom products.
There's there's a there's astructure to the way the house
is set up, and then all of asudden, everything's just gone.
And he says, I just couldn'tkeep looking at you.
(19:33):
I missed you so much.
SPEAKER_04 (19:35):
That's crazy.
At least go with like, I justwanted to clean up a little bit,
but nah, if you start takingpictures down, you're cooked.
SPEAKER_02 (19:45):
Oh man.
I I definitely, well, I've neverlived with a partner, but even
if I did, I could not bringanother girl home in the place
that I live in.
Yeah, that's uh with my partner.
Gentlemen, the cheatingone-on-one book is dropping this
(20:06):
year.
SPEAKER_04 (20:07):
You don't shit where you eat.
This is crazy.
You don't shit where you eat.
You gotta you gotta master theaway game.
You gotta come a master at theaway game, and you never spend
the night.
Like get it the freak together.
SPEAKER_02 (20:18):
Oh my god.
Like we said at the beginning,we don't condone cheating, but
man.
It's not even about cheating outat this point.
SPEAKER_04 (20:26):
It's about like just just dumb lying, lying dumb.
Terrible.
SPEAKER_02 (20:32):
Terrible.
I mean, all of these are I'massuming cheaty related, except
the the heart the surgery.
I I don't know if that's toomuch.
Nah, that boy was cheating forsure.
He was I mean, I'm guessingthey're all that boy was
cheating.
I'm I'm guessing they're allthey're all cheating.
Saw a post a year or two ago.
Lady said she found heels underhis bed, and he said he uses
(20:57):
them to fix his light bulbs.
SPEAKER_03 (21:03):
No, he needs a little inch or two extra.
SPEAKER_04 (21:07):
No, this is so crazy.
SPEAKER_05 (21:13):
Imagine him putting them on.
That's what I'm picturing.
Trying to read.
SPEAKER_02 (21:18):
Yo.
I'm picturing maybe it's likemaybe it's like some of the
six-inch heels.
And he throw them little thingson.
SPEAKER_04 (21:28):
This is insane.
SPEAKER_02 (21:36):
This is insane.
SPEAKER_04 (21:38):
What a ghost.
SPEAKER_02 (21:39):
A step ladder.
I want to meet these people.
A chair.
SPEAKER_04 (21:43):
I want to meet these people.
SPEAKER_02 (21:45):
Brother Heels.
SPEAKER_04 (21:46):
I want to meet these people.
SPEAKER_02 (21:48):
Like, if any You know what?
I have a um I have a little bitof a similar story, definitely
not to this extent, but um avery close.
Friend of ours, this islegitimately the homie.
She left heels in my car.
(22:09):
Um, because we went, and thecrazy part is I was dating a
girl at the time, so Idefinitely wasn't um with this
girl, but we all went out, andum, she left heels in my car,
and they just kind of sat in mybackseat for a while.
And I knew they were there, Ijust kept forgetting to it was
like on the floor of thebackseat.
Yeah, I just kind of keptforgetting to remove them, and
(22:31):
they stayed there so long.
I was in a whole newrelationship.
Jeez, and she saw them and ohman, she went in.
She went in, bro.
And I didn't lie, I told herwhat it was, but she didn't
believe that neither.
That's the worst.
So, um, yeah, even withhomegirls, sisters, whatever,
(22:52):
I'm keeping all feminineproducts away.
That so that happened to me,actually, too.
Um, I was at the bar, and thiswas a girl that I we I was just
friends with, like we would godrink all the time or whatever,
go hang out at the bar orwhatever.
Um didn't think nothing of it.
(23:12):
I'm just grabbing a drink.
She was there grabbing a drink.
We didn't go there to see eachother, she just happened to be
there when I was there, and shefor some reason she wanted to
put a hoodie on or something,and she was dating my boy that
was bartending at the bar, buthe drives a Jeep.
And she was like, Hey, like, Iwant to go change my shirt real
(23:36):
quick and take this bra off.
She couldn't do it in his Jeep.
She was like, Can I go in yourcar and do it?
Oh and I was like a setupalready.
I was like, Yeah, I don't care.
Just lock the door when you comeback and whatever.
So, what does this dumb bird do?
Sorry, dumb bird.
If you see this, you know I loveyou, but Jesus Christ, you got
me jammed up.
She leaves the bar, the bra inmy back seat.
(23:59):
I don't think nothing of it.
Lock the car, she comes backwith a hoodie on.
Enjoy my night.
She set you up.
Bro, tell me why.
Tell me, and I guess this is myfault.
This isn't her fault, but it wasone of those things where I saw
the bra and I know it's nothing.
So I'm not trying to hide it.
Like, just come get your brawhen you come get your bra.
It's just there.
(24:19):
Obviously, I was seeing somebodyat the time, and here we go.
SPEAKER_04 (24:22):
Now I'm whose fucking bra is this?
What's worse than this?
Why is it in your back seat?
And I was like, I promise you, Iif I was cheating on you, I
wouldn't be this dumb to justleave it there.
It's been there because she hasnot come back to grab it.
SPEAKER_02 (24:39):
Bro, I don't.
A bra is not a small thing.
There's no way you just, oops, Ileft this bra in here.
Forgot to put it back.
Walk, walk back in there,braless.
There's a lot more to the story.
Sounds like it.
SPEAKER_04 (24:55):
Oh, but that time truly was innocent.
So yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (25:00):
Oh, just that time.
Yeah, that time.
That time.
That was actually, so that wasactually the girl that I drove
home one time, and somebody elsecrashed into my car on purpose
because she was in my car.
What the f Yeah.
Did I tell you that story?
No, you didn't tell me thatstory.
Yeah.
(25:22):
We can move on, though.
SPEAKER_05 (25:23):
Oh boy, you be getting jammed up.
We can move on.
SPEAKER_02 (25:26):
Again, that was another innocent night, though.
You know what?
Ladies and gentlemen, if youwant to hear the bonus content,
let us know.
We'll get into that story.
Brother, that was an innocentnight.
I was not doing anything.
Left the bar, took her home.
We're gonna save that for thebonus content.
Okay.
Okay.
I won't put you on the spot now,but we're gonna save that for
(25:47):
the bonus content.
Bet it up.
Don't don't be getting jammed upwith these girls.
Excuse me.
This woman said he told me hedidn't answer the door when I
came to drop off our child histhis weekend.
I'm sorry.
Let me read that.
He told me he didn't answer thedoor when I came to drop off our
(26:07):
child for his weekend because heread a book on self-hypnosis and
put himself in a fatigue statefor three days.
Now this this is psychologicalcheating.
Brother, I have no words.
This is psychological lying.
I have zero words.
(26:29):
That's not something you say offthe dome.
You are uh you are good at this.
I have zero words.
This is the definition ofdiabolical.
What the heck?
You don't want to watch your kidfor your weekend.
So you claim you read a book andput yourself in a self-hypnosis.
(26:50):
I'm unavailable.
Do not disturb.
How do you come up with that?
SPEAKER_04 (26:58):
I I have no words.
Like the lies are getting worseand worse.
SPEAKER_01 (27:01):
Oh my god.
I don't know what to say.
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02 (27:10):
As a woman, I'd be like, what's the name of the
book?
Fine God.
Fine God.
SPEAKER_03 (27:17):
Your kid?
This is not even cheating.
This is you don't want to seeyour kid.
SPEAKER_02 (27:25):
These brothers need help.
All of them.
Every single one.
Oh my god.
Alright, we're gonna keepscrolling.
I don't know if it gets worse.
This woman said, found hisprofile on Bumble.
He said it's a fake profile.
The profile had his heightaccurately listed as 5'6.
(27:48):
I don't even understand thatone.
Basically, he just got caught onBumble.
SPEAKER_04 (27:52):
He got popped, but it popped on Bumble.
SPEAKER_03 (27:54):
That's another thing, too.
I don't use dating apps, but ifyou are in a relationship, why
would you be on a dating app?
That's public information.
SPEAKER_02 (28:02):
Oh, you did this?
SPEAKER_03 (28:04):
What do you no?
You did it.
Oh, if you're listening to theaudio on this dude's face.
What do you mean?
You were on a dating app in arelationship?
SPEAKER_05 (28:12):
Okay.
Elijah.
SPEAKER_04 (28:14):
Technically, what happened was what happened was.
SPEAKER_02 (28:16):
Well, you you know better than this thread.
SPEAKER_05 (28:18):
This is the honest to God truth.
I promise.
I promise.
God strike me down if I'm lying.
Don't lie to me.
God strike me down if I'm lying.
SPEAKER_02 (28:27):
Oh my God.
SPEAKER_04 (28:28):
I had the dating app before I got into the
relationship.
I got into the relationship.
I got a new phone.
SPEAKER_05 (28:39):
Oh Lord.
And you know when you get a newphone and you have to like click
on the app so they can likere-download?
I just clicked on all the apps.
SPEAKER_02 (28:47):
Like I didn't think nothing of it.
I clicked on every single app Ihad.
Oh my God.
SPEAKER_04 (28:51):
So when I reclick the app, freaking Tinder is
sending, oh, you haven't been onin X amount of months.
We're going to delete yourprofile.
I don't even know if it wasTinder or Bumble or whatever.
One of the stupid apps were senta random message out of nowhere
about nothing.
SPEAKER_02 (29:10):
And it's uh uh I want to say I was like, I'm
gonna use, I want to say I hadmade the account like three
years prior.
SPEAKER_04 (29:18):
It's sending me a random message.
So she didn't even see like anaccount.
She didn't see no messages, shedidn't see nothing.
All she saw is Tinder or Bumbleor whatever the hell it was sent
you a notification.
And I immediately hit my I waslike, you need to be you need to
be on this thread.
Brother, but the thing is.
SPEAKER_02 (29:39):
How do you even get in these situations?
The difference is I like I haveproof.
I have evidence, like for real.
Oh my ladies handle him.
SPEAKER_04 (29:48):
Like, I got I got a thousand dollars for anyone who
can say they have ever had aconversation with me on a dating
app.
Come forward.
Oh, it has never happened.
SPEAKER_02 (30:00):
You know what?
I'm not gonna get into thisbecause I'm sure some women got
receipts on me.
So I ain't even gonna.
That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_04 (30:05):
Like, I'll they'll but I have proof.
Like, I'm not lying.
SPEAKER_02 (30:10):
Oh, this is you.
Oh, this is you, bruh.
This woman said, found tamponsin his bathroom.
I don't and have never usedtampons, and I always told them
how much I hated him.
I hated them.
His explanation (30:27):
I bought them because I like to soak them and
use them to wipe the sink.
SPEAKER_01 (30:33):
Bro, what's up with you?
SPEAKER_02 (30:34):
What do you mean this is me?
What are you saying?
Maybe not the last part, but youyou've been caught with tampons
before.
First of all, I lived with womenfor a long time.
So yeah, I have in the past.
That's why you got jailed.
I forgot you lived with girls atwork.
SPEAKER_04 (30:52):
Shit would just be popping up.
If you find anything in therenow, it's coming from one
person.
SPEAKER_02 (30:57):
Yeah, this was this was the old you.
Come on, bro.
Are you well?
You used to stay getting jammedup.
SPEAKER_04 (31:02):
Oh, but it don't be my fault though.
SPEAKER_03 (31:04):
And the crazy part is they would think it's
correlated to me.
It is.
I'm like, oh.
SPEAKER_02 (31:10):
It is.
SPEAKER_03 (31:11):
I got my own shit going on.
SPEAKER_02 (31:13):
You're a problem.
SPEAKER_03 (31:14):
I'm a good boy.
Very good.
Real good.
SPEAKER_02 (31:19):
Amen.
Say man.
What we got?
Or we got a few more.
My friend found a strange pantywhile cleaning his room.
This man convinced her that thepanty belonged to her and
accused her of wanting to starta fight.
He even left the house pissed.
She had to call him apologizing,asking him to come back and
(31:40):
agree that the panty was hers.
That is yours top tiergaslighting.
Top tier gaslighting.
I hope I read that right fory'all to understand.
I'm doing this next time I getjammed up.
Bro, you're no better than this.
SPEAKER_05 (31:54):
I'm doing that.
Because I'm tired of stuff justpopping up and then it becomes
popping up.
It just be popping up.
I'm tired, boss.
I'm tired.
So I'm gonna just flip it andthen I'm gonna storm off and
leave, and then we're gonna bein a fight until I get an
apology.
SPEAKER_02 (32:09):
Because I'm tired.
You know what?
If they don't know you by now,Eli loves toxic love.
What do you mean?
You love some toxic love.
SPEAKER_04 (32:16):
I'm in a nice, peaceful, happy, loving
relationship.
SPEAKER_02 (32:21):
But you like when there's a lot of a little bit of
spice out, so you'd be like, youknow what?
It's been kind of quiet lately.
I might drop some panties on thefloor.
Brother.
SPEAKER_04 (32:32):
I like my peace, dog.
What is you talking about?
I like my peace.
I like my peace.
SPEAKER_02 (32:37):
I I don't have the problems you have.
That's some crazy gaslighting,dog.
That's some crazy gaslighting.
I need to learn that one.
You're sick.
You're sick.
This woman said.
(32:58):
He told me he wasn't with thefriend of mine that he was
always kikiing with him.
And if you don't know what thatmeans, basically, like, you
know, giggling, being a littleflirty.
He drunk called me randomly onenight, swearing he wasn't with
her, and didn't realize he wascalling me from her phone.
SPEAKER_01 (33:23):
This is the worst one.
SPEAKER_03 (33:25):
That's not even a lie.
You're caught, brother.
You're caught.
SPEAKER_01 (33:30):
No.
unknown (33:31):
Oh, you're caught.
SPEAKER_04 (33:32):
No.
You're cut.
Yeah, you just gotta, yeah,brother.
He probably said another lie,too.
You're cooked.
He probably said another lie.
SPEAKER_01 (33:41):
He was like, oh, I just found this.
I don't even know where she'sat.
SPEAKER_04 (33:44):
That's crazy.
SPEAKER_02 (33:47):
Just popped up in me in my lap.
SPEAKER_04 (33:49):
There's no coming back from that.
SPEAKER_02 (33:51):
Damn, you men are bad.
Brother, my stomach growling.
I know I'm hungry too.
It's all good.
It's all good.
Almost there.
This is really a thread forreal.
This woman said, I will alwaysremember the guy on here who
said he had two toothbrushes.
SPEAKER_05 (34:25):
That's funny.
No.
SPEAKER_02 (34:29):
You know what, though?
I actually I have two.
I wouldn't say they're inrotation, but I have two
toothbrushes just for like, youknow, I follow like the
three-month rule.
Whenever one is done, I switchit out.
But I also have like a pack oflike six just in case like a
game comes out.
SPEAKER_04 (34:47):
I do too.
I keep an extra pack just forwhenever I'm ready for the next
one.
But some of these lies, like no,this is crazy.
Like, they don't even care aboutgetting caught.
They just lie for the love ofthe game.
It's like, you know, I candebunk this, right?
Like, these are not even good.
SPEAKER_02 (35:06):
Oh my god, this is funny.
How many?
We got two more.
I caught my ex messaging a girlinappropriately.
He told me she had an eatingdisorder, and he was trying to
compliment her body to help her.
SPEAKER_01 (35:22):
Nah, that's fake tough.
SPEAKER_02 (35:24):
That's low-key tough.
Is that a bar too?
SPEAKER_01 (35:27):
That's a bar.
Oh my God.
I was trying to boost herconfidence because she's a good
person.
SPEAKER_02 (35:32):
I feel that.
I bet you've done this too,haven't you?
SPEAKER_01 (35:35):
Never.
SPEAKER_02 (35:36):
What the hell?
Never.
Oh my god.
What is wrong with you?
Who do you think I am?
Ladies, I'm sorry.
This is wild.
This is wild.
I want to hear the men's side ofthis.
I want to hear like the craziestlies women have told men.
Maybe I'll find that thread forthe next one.
(35:58):
Um, and last one.
SPEAKER_04 (36:05):
Yeah, you've been jammed up on this one.
No, no, this is you, actually.
Is it?
SPEAKER_02 (36:09):
This is you.
Hold on.
I'm gonna tell the 100% truth onthis one.
SPEAKER_03 (36:17):
Here we go.
SPEAKER_02 (36:18):
This is the last one.
This might be the wildest.
This might be the wildest.
This woman said, I found the brain his suitcase, and he said
it's from when he was fat a fewyears back.
He said he had saggy titties andit kept and kept it to remind
him how far he's come with hisweight loss journey.
SPEAKER_01 (36:40):
Are you well?
What is up?
Bro, what is up?
Why would you say this is me?
Because you found the bra inyour car.
SPEAKER_05 (36:49):
From a woman.
Not that I said, oh yeah, I waswearing this.
What's up with you?
What's up with it?
What the hell?
SPEAKER_04 (36:57):
No, that's crazy.
That is crazy.
SPEAKER_02 (37:00):
Yo.
My goodness.
Bro said, you know what?
I'm just gonna throw myself inhere.
It was never a woman, baby.
It was all me.
I was once fat.
Unreal.
Respect my journey.
Unreal.
You ever met a man so fat thathe wears a bra?
Nah, never.
SPEAKER_04 (37:20):
Diapers maybe, but a bra is crazy.
God.
What the hell?
I need some.
I know some that need themthough.
SPEAKER_02 (37:27):
Oh God.
What a life.
God.
Alright, we're gonna we're gonnaget a super quick.
Sorry.
We're gonna get a super quickbonus with this before we get
out of here.
Because there's a couple cop topcomments on this thread that
we're gonna read.
(37:49):
This woman, she didn't post inthe thread, but she wrote a
comment with her own lie.
She heard from a man.
She said, found out he hid hiskid from me.
And when I questioned him, hesaid he didn't know if the child
was his, but he stepped up andtook the responsibility.
SPEAKER_05 (38:06):
Real nigga.
SPEAKER_02 (38:08):
Hell yeah.
Finally saw the child in personlater, later on, and they were
damn near identical.
Love that.
SPEAKER_05 (38:16):
You got a family member, might have to do that.
SPEAKER_02 (38:22):
You know what?
I didn't know if the child wasmine, but I'm just gonna step up
because I'm a good I'm a goodman.
SPEAKER_04 (38:28):
That's crazy.
SPEAKER_02 (38:33):
Oh man.
Oh man.
Alright, we're gonna end onthat.
But ladies and fellas, we wantto hear from you.
We want to hear if you have anycrazy, crazy cheating stories.
Maybe they're your own.
Um maybe they're from someoneyou were dealing with.
Like I said, you could you couldDM us on Instagram.
(38:54):
You could DM us on Instagram,TikTok, Facebook.
You can leave a comment on thispodcast if your platform allows
it.
Drop a comment in the in theYouTube comments.
Um you can even send us an audiomessage if you want to.
Listen, we'll hear it.
Send a little email, paragraph,however you want to.
We want to hear from you.
(39:15):
Um, because it's wicked outhere.
It's wild.
Sick.
Sick.
SPEAKER_03 (39:20):
Truly sick.
SPEAKER_02 (39:20):
Truly sick.
But um, before we get out ofhere, we want to say the vibes
are always immaculate.
Um next week, we are going to aDow wine event.
So we're gonna be having somegood, good wine for you.
If you're in the Miami, Floridaarea, DM us again.
(39:41):
Come pull up.
Um, we're also working onsetting up our own event because
it's been too long since we hadthat, and we want to catch a
vibe with you.
The summer is coming up, and wewe want to hang out with you,
you know, listen to some goodmusic, have a good social hour,
drink some good wine, even ifyou don't drink, have some
(40:02):
water.
We still gonna be therechilling.
Um, but yeah, looking forward toall the good stuff.
Appreciate you.
Let us know if you want to hearany topics in the future, and
we're gonna talk to you soon.
You want to hit that button?
Hit that button, bro.
Hit that button, bro.
Oh
What's good?
What's goodie?
What's goodie?
Welcome back to Can I Vibe withY'all with a vibes?
Are you immaculate every time wehop up in here?
Always excited to talk to you.
Always excited to vibe with you.
Always excited to sit back andkick it with you.
How are you feeling?
Feeling good.
Feeling nice.
Little midday session.
For context, it's a midday,midweek Wednesday recording.
SPEAKER_05 (00:33):
Feeling good.
SPEAKER_02 (00:34):
Just because.
Just because we want to talk tothese lovely people.
And um before we get into that,I have to say something that's
on my mind.
This is my confessional.
I'm scared.
This wasn't planned.
You weren't even expecting this,but something that's on my mind.
I have a guilty pleasure lately.
(00:55):
And you know what it is?
What is it?
So I'm on TikTok and whatnot.
You know, I don't really scrolldoom scroll like that, but
sometimes you're on the toilet,you just get caught doom
scrolling.
Okay.
What's going on?
I can't stop watching these AIfruit videos.
Ah Do you know what I'm talkingabout?
SPEAKER_01 (01:14):
Yeah, you're super late.
SPEAKER_02 (01:15):
No, no, no.
I've been watching them for liketwo weeks.
But like I had to, I had to stopwatching them because I was
watching too many of them.
Bro, I'm like, I've been atfirst it was just like, you
know, it pops up on thealgorithm.
It's it's just hee hee ha ha.
And now I'm like, every time itpops up, I can't scroll away.
You know what?
You know what I caught myselfdoing?
I count myself, it mine turnedinto like it went from like
(01:39):
fruit to like pots and pans toTVs to charges.
SPEAKER_04 (01:43):
It was like everything you can think of was
just becoming animated, and thenit was like, oh, don't do this,
don't leave me in here too long,or I die.
And then I caught myselfthinking, I'm like, just because
you animate something and youstart bringing it alive doesn't
(02:04):
make it true.
SPEAKER_02 (02:04):
I know.
So it was like someone can justbe making this for views and
content and like oh it is, andthen so I had to limit my time
on the fruits talking.
That's exactly what it is, andI've seen it too.
I've seen like the ones thatlike it's like products that you
should and shouldn't use, orfood you should and shouldn't
eat, and like myths debunked andwhatnot.
(02:29):
But like I think just like thatpsychological behind like the
these products coming to life,it's hard to stay away.
Which I stopped watching all ofthose, but I don't know why the
fruit ones, the storyline is toogood.
The ones, the ones that reallygot me, and I'm gonna always
look at them are the gym ones.
Which ones?
They're just gym ones, like likeit'll be a different muscle
(02:49):
group, and it's like train metill failure if you want
optimized growth.
I'm like, bet I'm gonna go hitthe gym right now.
I can't help it.
It's like they turn a littlepectorial into listen to this,
bro.
But some of them be like atoothpaste thing.
Don't use me too much or you'llruin your teeth.
Like, I'm telling you, Ifreaking man, I got caught
(03:13):
watching one today.
That's why I brought it up.
I was like, you know what, I'mgonna I'm gonna start with this.
But it was like uh, bro, it wasa blueberry and a pineapple.
Oh nah.
And uh the blueberry and thepineapple were friends, and the
blueberry brought the pineappleover, and then the pineapple
started smashing his mom.
And then the blueberry got pinegot back on him in part two.
(03:34):
There was like follow for partor watch for part two.
It's like fuck it, y'all.
SPEAKER_05 (03:38):
See, yeah, nah, dude.
You're in that's where you loseme.
The pineapple's that's yeah,that's where you lose me.
You are in way too deep.
You are in way too deep, and Iwant to see the algorithm.
I'm actually cool on that.
SPEAKER_02 (03:53):
Which I said, like I don't normally doom scroll, but
you know, I'm on the toilet,ain't nothing else to do.
So man, I felt so stupid aboutit, and yeah.
Anyways, we're gonna fix thealgorithm.
But um, this also popped up onthe algorithm, and we're gonna
go over this today.
Honestly, I don't even know whycertain things pop any up
(04:14):
anymore, but in my head, I'mlike, you know what?
Maybe it's a podcast idea.
So there was a thread.
Oh boy.
Oh boy, prepare yourself as aman.
Hold on, let me pull this up.
It was uh women share some ofthe most diabolical lies men
have told them.
Oof.
(04:34):
I know this girl.
I'm scared, I have not seen thisyet.
I man, all I know is there's alot of there's a lot of shares
on it, there's a lot ofcomments, and um yeah, we're
gonna get into it.
We're just gonna read down this.
Maybe we can share a littlepersonal experience.
But number one, this woman saidfound scratches on his back, and
(04:58):
he said it's from using a wirehanger to scratch the
hard-to-reach places.
SPEAKER_00 (05:05):
No way.
SPEAKER_04 (05:08):
I would have said I got mauled by an animal before
that.
SPEAKER_02 (05:12):
What the no, ladies, y'all believe in that?
No.
If you're a woman, would youbelieve that?
SPEAKER_00 (05:21):
No.
SPEAKER_02 (05:24):
It couldn't be a plastic hanger, though.
It had to be the wire one.
unknown (05:28):
Oh.
SPEAKER_04 (05:29):
Then you gotta make sure you actually have a wire
hanger.
SPEAKER_02 (05:33):
Bro, wire hanger would that would that would
literally make you bleed.
No, that's crazy.
And then leaving scratches onyour back is even crazier.
Oh, man.
Listen, we don't condonecheating.
Because us men would never dothat.
But if you're gonna do that,don't get no hickeys, don't get
no scratches.
SPEAKER_03 (05:54):
What are you doing?
SPEAKER_04 (05:56):
That's like cheating 101.
If there was ever a cheatingone-on-one, that would be the
first thing.
SPEAKER_02 (06:02):
Should we write a book?
SPEAKER_05 (06:03):
Who is we?
Who the hell is we?
SPEAKER_02 (06:06):
Hey, I don't know.
You can write a book.
No, I don't cheat.
We as a lot of freaking people.
Listen, men don't cheat, andblack men especially don't
cheat.
But then again, that might be agood book idea.
We would just have to get, youknow, we would have to get our
our our content from from peoplethat actually cheat.
Unfortunately, we have somefriends that do.
(06:28):
You might have none of myhomeboys cheat.
unknown (06:31):
You're right.
SPEAKER_02 (06:32):
In the old days.
Yeah.
In the old days.
SPEAKER_04 (06:34):
I cut them off as soon as I found out.
SPEAKER_02 (06:36):
Yeah, I cut them off too.
We don't condone that.
We don't cheat on this side.
Bad, bad, bad.
Alright.
unknown (06:44):
Oh man.
SPEAKER_02 (06:47):
My first boyfriend had hickeys all over his neck
after a night out, and he toldme he got beat up when I
questioned him about it.
There's a part two to this.
Number one, just like the firstpart.
Why do you have hickeys?
Why do you have scratches onyour back?
Cheating one-on-one.
I'm at a loss for words rightnow.
Because these men are just dumb.
They're not even trying to hideit.
(07:07):
But not even trying to hide it.
But she put two parts to this.
This is the second part.
She said, His older brother toldme he'd already had an awful
night and that I was a terribleperson for not believing him.
So big bro was on the top.
SPEAKER_05 (07:23):
That's crazy.
But just know I would do thatfor you.
SPEAKER_02 (07:27):
If you actually needed it, I don't cheat.
SPEAKER_01 (07:32):
I would do that for you.
SPEAKER_02 (07:33):
Oh my God.
And I'd keep a straight face,too.
Oh my God.
Nah, see, now these women aregonna think we're terrible.
No, we're we're disclosing thatwe don't do that, but I would do
it for you too.
But behind closed doors, I'll belike, bro, don't put me in that
situation.
What is wrong with you?
You dummy.
Oh, this is making me want towrite a book.
(07:55):
Hey, we might by the end of thisthread, we might have to again.
SPEAKER_04 (07:58):
If you ever cheated, sliding our DMs.
SPEAKER_02 (08:01):
Actually, yeah, you know what?
If you have a cheating story,whether it was you who did it or
the person you're with did it,we want to hear that.
We want to hear that.
Um you can either, I think onSpotify, you can leave a comment
on these podcasts.
You could DM our Instagram pageor just send us an email if you
really want to.
We'll see all of it.
(08:21):
So yeah, let us know.
I dated a man who faked a heartdisease and a heart surgery and
came to my house two days afterhis open heart surgery, which
store-bought band-aids light uplined up vertically down his
chest.
(08:41):
Okay.
What this is what is going on?
That's low-key.
That lie has potential.
Okay, but what's the reason forfaking a heart disease?
He was probably out cheating ona vacation, but that's low-key a
fire lie.
You just gotta get with yougotta fully commit.
Alright, I gotta I gotta unpackthis one because this is all she
(09:03):
wrote in the thread.
But I'm like, where does theheart disease link to the
cheating?
So let me run it.
Let me let me know about that.
You're a professional.
No, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_04 (09:19):
Okay, my boy went on a vacation.
SPEAKER_02 (09:21):
Okay, explain it, explain it.
SPEAKER_04 (09:23):
He was out of town for three, four days.
Dummy told old girl, hey, I havea heart disease last minute, and
he said, I gotta have open heartsurgery.
SPEAKER_02 (09:38):
She was like, Oh my god, that's so crazy.
Where can I come see you?
How can I be there?
SPEAKER_05 (09:47):
He said, Oh no, it's an emergency, and I gotta go out
of town right now because theyhave to emergency operate on me
right now, and I'll be back, andit's a two-day recovery.
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04 (10:02):
And I'll be back, but I have the best doctors, so
I only have to have a couple ofband-aids, and then I'm up and
running in two days.
SPEAKER_02 (10:12):
If I'm a woman and you tell me that bullshit.
Hey, things happen.
Things happen.
You know what?
I'm I'm just not even gonna tryto unpack this.
I'm gonna be real with you.
I've I've lied like that alongthose lines before, but it
wasn't about surgery.
SPEAKER_04 (10:32):
Actually, it was about surgery, it wasn't about
heart surgery, and it wasn't toa woman.
SPEAKER_02 (10:40):
I had a trip book.
I couldn't get the time off.
Okay, so who did you lie to?
I don't want to say it becauseBut you said it wasn't a woman.
Was it a boss?
It was a boss, yeah.
I had a trip book.
Okay, so you lied.
You said you had a surgery.
I said I broke my ankle on thejob.
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04 (10:57):
On the job.
And I was getting something inthe ankle surgically removed.
And I couldn't, I couldn't workthat week.
And then guess what?
Next week I was back andrunning.
Oh my god.
This is a true story.
And he follows the page and hefollows me, and I really hope he
doesn't see this.
SPEAKER_02 (11:15):
So you could have just said like you sprained it
or something.
You went the full extent ofhaving a surgery, and then
probably came back the next week100%.
Because you got the bestdoctors, right?
Correct.
SPEAKER_04 (11:25):
But, but, but, but in my defense, my boss worked
off-site, so he didn't even knowhe didn't see it.
SPEAKER_02 (11:32):
Okay.
SPEAKER_04 (11:33):
It's not like he was like checking for it.
Like he believed me, we hadestablished that trust.
Hey, it worked.
I was in the DR.
I was in the DR the next week.
SPEAKER_02 (11:43):
This woman said he had a basketball game, and I was
at his house doing laundry.
A condom fell out of his pantpocket, and he said, My homie
was using my pants, and he leftit in there.
SPEAKER_04 (11:57):
Oh no.
That's low-key a bar.
That might be the best lie,yeah.
What?
That gotta be the best one.
What?
If a condom fall out my mypants, those were your last
pants.
You were using those.
SPEAKER_02 (12:12):
You got you gonna throw me under the bus.
That's the only way.
It's the only way.
These are all hypotheticals, ofcourse.
I would never be in thissituation.
Has a homie ever used yourpants?
Me?
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (12:24):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (12:25):
Oh, so you and your homies just do this.
No, but like before, like inhigh school, yeah.
He's got my pants on.
I think I've given a shirt tothe homies.
I don't think I've ever.
Other than that, just you.
But that's not often.
I think I've given shirts.
I don't think I've given pantsto the homies.
I've worn a pair of your pants.
(12:46):
Probably like four times.
So if I ever got caught with thecondom.
Yeah, those were my pants.
Yeah, I'll take the L for you.
Oh my lord.
I just wouldn't have to be lyingto my partner.
I don't get in situations likethat.
But for you, I would lie.
And if she hates me, she hatesme.
I don't lie to my partner.
(13:08):
Oh, okay.
Thankfully, I've never been in asituation where y'all still
together?
No, but listen, it wasn'tbecause of no lies.
We just weren't for each other.
It was never because of somelies.
Yeah, I see.
I'ma sneak that one in there.
I'm digging for y'all.
(13:28):
I'm digging.
No, no, that's all good.
See, you know, I dated a couplehere and there.
But nah, honestly, this wholethread so far, I've never told
no lies like this.
I I want to put myself in thissituation real quick.
Because you know, as men,sometimes you get caught like
that.
The first three actions just youjust throw out the quickest lie
you can think of.
(13:48):
So I see.
I see why he did that.
But I'm imagining say I'm out,I'm at a basketball game, I come
home.
She says, What is this?
I think I'm gonna hit, I'm gonnasay something like I don't even
use that brand.
That's a bar.
That don't even fit me.
That's a bar.
(14:09):
That's too big for me.
You gotta too small for me.
SPEAKER_04 (14:12):
No, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta downplay it.
You gotta sell yourself short.
That's too big for me.
Why would I even get it?
SPEAKER_02 (14:18):
Oh, just make her delusional?
Yeah.
Why would I even get that size,babe?
You know that doesn't fit me.
You've seen me.
You know my little BPD.
Come on, man.
SPEAKER_04 (14:25):
Why would I why would I go cheat on you and go
embarrass myself with a condomthat doesn't fit?
SPEAKER_02 (14:31):
Are you well in the head?
SPEAKER_05 (14:32):
And then oh, you start gaslighting and start
rolling.
SPEAKER_02 (14:35):
Nah, you're too good at this.
SPEAKER_05 (14:36):
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I have never been in thissituation.
SPEAKER_02 (14:43):
Matter of fact, babe, you know we go raw.
I don't even own any.
SPEAKER_05 (14:46):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (14:47):
Yeah.
Nah, this is crazy, though.
Wait, we're just- we're justjoking though.
We just joking.
We would never do this.
We would never do this.
SPEAKER_05 (14:54):
Well, I'm not just joking.
Oh my God.
I'm not joking.
Well, one, I wouldn't be in thatsituation.
But you know this, because thishappened recently.
SPEAKER_02 (15:03):
I have got caught with stuff in my possession that
was not mine.
You get caught all the time.
You get caught with things inyour possession.
I get caught in person.
Okay, but it was truly not mine.
So I had to just start.
Wait, what was in yourpossession?
The chapstick situation.
Oh.
Okay, we we gotta figure thisout.
(15:24):
I still don't know.
We gotta figure this out.
Because for context, Eli gotcaught with chapstick that
wasn't his, clearly a girl'schapstick.
It was EOS chapstick.
I don't even remember what itwas.
You asked me, and there was noone around me anywhere near that
time.
(15:45):
I think there was like maybe oneperson that possibly small
chance could have been it.
I asked that person, they saidit's not theirs.
SPEAKER_04 (15:53):
Okay.
SPEAKER_02 (15:54):
I and then the other one was we had um we had some
girls here a while back for apodcast episode, and I was like,
maybe they dropped it when wewere recording.
SPEAKER_04 (16:07):
That was my first thought.
SPEAKER_02 (16:08):
They denied it too.
SPEAKER_04 (16:11):
So I have been in that room since August, and you
are my witness.
I wouldn't have you come on hereand live for me.
There has been one girl that hascome in that room since August.
We are now in March.
I had no idea where thatchapstick came from.
I posted it on Snapchat, Iposted it on Instagram.
(16:32):
Yeah, you posted it too tryingto find it.
Everyone, every female that hadbeen in my possession in the
last month, month, or month anda half, I had texted them.
Hey, was this yours?
Hey, was this yours?
Hey, was this yours?
Looks like this, looks likethis.
Nobody knows where it came from.
So, yes, I'm gonna go balls tothe wall and I'm not lying.
I'm telling you the truth.
And if I have to gaslight you oror or say things that make you
(16:54):
sound kind of crazy, that's whatI'm gonna do if I'm not lying.
I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_02 (16:58):
I don't like I'm sorry, I don't know where that
came from.
To this day, I really don't knowwho that is.
Is it still in here?
No, I kept it on there.
SPEAKER_04 (17:07):
I kept it on there because I wanted to find out who
it was, and I was gonna keepasking, and I was gonna keep,
you know, try keepinvestigating, and I came home
one day and it was thrown away,and I asked where it was, and
she was like, I threw the way, Iwas tired of looking at it.
SPEAKER_02 (17:22):
Well, you can also say the same.
I've had no women here.
This is this is a safe space, sosomeone needs to.
You've had you had one girlhere.
Okay, I had one.
You had one.
I had one that one night.
Oh, that was a while ago.
It was a while ago, but it was awhile ago.
(17:43):
That was before maybe it washer.
That was before the chapstickthing.
SPEAKER_01 (17:46):
Yo, did you ask her?
unknown (17:47):
I did not ask her.
SPEAKER_01 (17:49):
We just talked to my cracked the case.
SPEAKER_02 (17:54):
Me and her don't speak.
SPEAKER_05 (17:55):
You gonna speak today?
You're gonna speak today.
No, I'm not talking about it.
We're gonna clear my name.
We are going to clear my name.
SPEAKER_02 (18:02):
It really might be hers that I think about it.
SPEAKER_05 (18:04):
Yo, you're about to piss me off.
Yeah.
Oh my goodness.
We solved the chapstick mystery.
SPEAKER_02 (18:11):
Yo, that was so long ago.
That would be crazy if I hit herup.
Hey, did you leave somechapstick here?
I'm gonna be I'm excited nowbecause I know it's her.
I know it's no one I know.
Uh, anyways, let's get the nextone.
Um, I came home early from awork trip and found all traces
of me in the home hidden away.
(18:33):
Photos, bathroomcounterproducts, girly
decorations, all gone.
He said, I missed you so much Icouldn't look at all these
reminders of you.
Hold on, let me say that.
If you didn't hear that, hesaid, I missed you so much, I
couldn't look at all thesereminders of you.
SPEAKER_01 (18:55):
Nah, he's not.
That's a bar.
No, these men are sick.
That's a bar.
These men are sick.
These are like serial cheaters.
SPEAKER_02 (19:01):
Nah, no, because like these are it lit, it said
most diabolical.
There's not, they're not evengood lies.
Yeah, this is crazy crazy.
SPEAKER_04 (19:11):
This is crazy.
SPEAKER_02 (19:13):
Yo, imagine, and I don't know the context of the
relationship, but imagine youlive with your girl, let's just
say three years.
Clearly, you got picked yourframes up together, she got all
her bathroom products.
There's there's a there's astructure to the way the house
is set up, and then all of asudden, everything's just gone.
And he says, I just couldn'tkeep looking at you.
(19:33):
I missed you so much.
SPEAKER_04 (19:35):
That's crazy.
At least go with like, I justwanted to clean up a little bit,
but nah, if you start takingpictures down, you're cooked.
SPEAKER_02 (19:45):
Oh man.
I I definitely, well, I've neverlived with a partner, but even
if I did, I could not bringanother girl home in the place
that I live in.
Yeah, that's uh with my partner.
Gentlemen, the cheatingone-on-one book is dropping this
(20:06):
year.
SPEAKER_04 (20:07):
You don't shit where you eat.
This is crazy.
You don't shit where you eat.
You gotta you gotta master theaway game.
You gotta come a master at theaway game, and you never spend
the night.
Like get it the freak together.
SPEAKER_02 (20:18):
Oh my god.
Like we said at the beginning,we don't condone cheating, but
man.
It's not even about cheating outat this point.
SPEAKER_04 (20:26):
It's about like just just dumb lying, lying dumb.
Terrible.
SPEAKER_02 (20:32):
Terrible.
I mean, all of these are I'massuming cheaty related, except
the the heart the surgery.
I I don't know if that's toomuch.
Nah, that boy was cheating forsure.
He was I mean, I'm guessingthey're all that boy was
cheating.
I'm I'm guessing they're allthey're all cheating.
Saw a post a year or two ago.
Lady said she found heels underhis bed, and he said he uses
(20:57):
them to fix his light bulbs.
SPEAKER_03 (21:03):
No, he needs a little inch or two extra.
SPEAKER_04 (21:07):
No, this is so crazy.
SPEAKER_05 (21:13):
Imagine him putting them on.
That's what I'm picturing.
Trying to read.
SPEAKER_02 (21:18):
Yo.
I'm picturing maybe it's likemaybe it's like some of the
six-inch heels.
And he throw them little thingson.
SPEAKER_04 (21:28):
This is insane.
SPEAKER_02 (21:36):
This is insane.
SPEAKER_04 (21:38):
What a ghost.
SPEAKER_02 (21:39):
A step ladder.
I want to meet these people.
A chair.
SPEAKER_04 (21:43):
I want to meet these people.
SPEAKER_02 (21:45):
Brother Heels.
SPEAKER_04 (21:46):
I want to meet these people.
SPEAKER_02 (21:48):
Like, if any You know what?
I have a um I have a little bitof a similar story, definitely
not to this extent, but um avery close.
Friend of ours, this islegitimately the homie.
She left heels in my car.
(22:09):
Um, because we went, and thecrazy part is I was dating a
girl at the time, so Idefinitely wasn't um with this
girl, but we all went out, andum, she left heels in my car,
and they just kind of sat in mybackseat for a while.
And I knew they were there, Ijust kept forgetting to it was
like on the floor of thebackseat.
Yeah, I just kind of keptforgetting to remove them, and
(22:31):
they stayed there so long.
I was in a whole newrelationship.
Jeez, and she saw them and ohman, she went in.
She went in, bro.
And I didn't lie, I told herwhat it was, but she didn't
believe that neither.
That's the worst.
So, um, yeah, even withhomegirls, sisters, whatever,
(22:52):
I'm keeping all feminineproducts away.
That so that happened to me,actually, too.
Um, I was at the bar, and thiswas a girl that I we I was just
friends with, like we would godrink all the time or whatever,
go hang out at the bar orwhatever.
Um didn't think nothing of it.
(23:12):
I'm just grabbing a drink.
She was there grabbing a drink.
We didn't go there to see eachother, she just happened to be
there when I was there, and shefor some reason she wanted to
put a hoodie on or something,and she was dating my boy that
was bartending at the bar, buthe drives a Jeep.
And she was like, Hey, like, Iwant to go change my shirt real
(23:36):
quick and take this bra off.
She couldn't do it in his Jeep.
She was like, Can I go in yourcar and do it?
Oh and I was like a setupalready.
I was like, Yeah, I don't care.
Just lock the door when you comeback and whatever.
So, what does this dumb bird do?
Sorry, dumb bird.
If you see this, you know I loveyou, but Jesus Christ, you got
me jammed up.
She leaves the bar, the bra inmy back seat.
(23:59):
I don't think nothing of it.
Lock the car, she comes backwith a hoodie on.
Enjoy my night.
She set you up.
Bro, tell me why.
Tell me, and I guess this is myfault.
This isn't her fault, but it wasone of those things where I saw
the bra and I know it's nothing.
So I'm not trying to hide it.
Like, just come get your brawhen you come get your bra.
It's just there.
(24:19):
Obviously, I was seeing somebodyat the time, and here we go.
SPEAKER_04 (24:22):
Now I'm whose fucking bra is this?
What's worse than this?
Why is it in your back seat?
And I was like, I promise you, Iif I was cheating on you, I
wouldn't be this dumb to justleave it there.
It's been there because she hasnot come back to grab it.
SPEAKER_02 (24:39):
Bro, I don't.
A bra is not a small thing.
There's no way you just, oops, Ileft this bra in here.
Forgot to put it back.
Walk, walk back in there,braless.
There's a lot more to the story.
Sounds like it.
SPEAKER_04 (24:55):
Oh, but that time truly was innocent.
So yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (25:00):
Oh, just that time.
Yeah, that time.
That time.
That was actually, so that wasactually the girl that I drove
home one time, and somebody elsecrashed into my car on purpose
because she was in my car.
What the f Yeah.
Did I tell you that story?
No, you didn't tell me thatstory.
Yeah.
(25:22):
We can move on, though.
SPEAKER_05 (25:23):
Oh boy, you be getting jammed up.
We can move on.
SPEAKER_02 (25:26):
Again, that was another innocent night, though.
You know what?
Ladies and gentlemen, if youwant to hear the bonus content,
let us know.
We'll get into that story.
Brother, that was an innocentnight.
I was not doing anything.
Left the bar, took her home.
We're gonna save that for thebonus content.
Okay.
Okay.
I won't put you on the spot now,but we're gonna save that for
(25:47):
the bonus content.
Bet it up.
Don't don't be getting jammed upwith these girls.
Excuse me.
This woman said he told me hedidn't answer the door when I
came to drop off our child histhis weekend.
I'm sorry.
Let me read that.
He told me he didn't answer thedoor when I came to drop off our
(26:07):
child for his weekend because heread a book on self-hypnosis and
put himself in a fatigue statefor three days.
Now this this is psychologicalcheating.
Brother, I have no words.
This is psychological lying.
I have zero words.
(26:29):
That's not something you say offthe dome.
You are uh you are good at this.
I have zero words.
This is the definition ofdiabolical.
What the heck?
You don't want to watch your kidfor your weekend.
So you claim you read a book andput yourself in a self-hypnosis.
(26:50):
I'm unavailable.
Do not disturb.
How do you come up with that?
SPEAKER_04 (26:58):
I I have no words.
Like the lies are getting worseand worse.
SPEAKER_01 (27:01):
Oh my god.
I don't know what to say.
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02 (27:10):
As a woman, I'd be like, what's the name of the
book?
Fine God.
Fine God.
SPEAKER_03 (27:17):
Your kid?
This is not even cheating.
This is you don't want to seeyour kid.
SPEAKER_02 (27:25):
These brothers need help.
All of them.
Every single one.
Oh my god.
Alright, we're gonna keepscrolling.
I don't know if it gets worse.
This woman said, found hisprofile on Bumble.
He said it's a fake profile.
The profile had his heightaccurately listed as 5'6.
(27:48):
I don't even understand thatone.
Basically, he just got caught onBumble.
SPEAKER_04 (27:52):
He got popped, but it popped on Bumble.
SPEAKER_03 (27:54):
That's another thing, too.
I don't use dating apps, but ifyou are in a relationship, why
would you be on a dating app?
That's public information.
SPEAKER_02 (28:02):
Oh, you did this?
SPEAKER_03 (28:04):
What do you no?
You did it.
Oh, if you're listening to theaudio on this dude's face.
What do you mean?
You were on a dating app in arelationship?
SPEAKER_05 (28:12):
Okay.
Elijah.
SPEAKER_04 (28:14):
Technically, what happened was what happened was.
SPEAKER_02 (28:16):
Well, you you know better than this thread.
SPEAKER_05 (28:18):
This is the honest to God truth.
I promise.
I promise.
God strike me down if I'm lying.
Don't lie to me.
God strike me down if I'm lying.
SPEAKER_02 (28:27):
Oh my God.
SPEAKER_04 (28:28):
I had the dating app before I got into the
relationship.
I got into the relationship.
I got a new phone.
SPEAKER_05 (28:39):
Oh Lord.
And you know when you get a newphone and you have to like click
on the app so they can likere-download?
I just clicked on all the apps.
SPEAKER_02 (28:47):
Like I didn't think nothing of it.
I clicked on every single app Ihad.
Oh my God.
SPEAKER_04 (28:51):
So when I reclick the app, freaking Tinder is
sending, oh, you haven't been onin X amount of months.
We're going to delete yourprofile.
I don't even know if it wasTinder or Bumble or whatever.
One of the stupid apps were senta random message out of nowhere
about nothing.
SPEAKER_02 (29:10):
And it's uh uh I want to say I was like, I'm
gonna use, I want to say I hadmade the account like three
years prior.
SPEAKER_04 (29:18):
It's sending me a random message.
So she didn't even see like anaccount.
She didn't see no messages, shedidn't see nothing.
All she saw is Tinder or Bumbleor whatever the hell it was sent
you a notification.
And I immediately hit my I waslike, you need to be you need to
be on this thread.
Brother, but the thing is.
SPEAKER_02 (29:39):
How do you even get in these situations?
The difference is I like I haveproof.
I have evidence, like for real.
Oh my ladies handle him.
SPEAKER_04 (29:48):
Like, I got I got a thousand dollars for anyone who
can say they have ever had aconversation with me on a dating
app.
Come forward.
Oh, it has never happened.
SPEAKER_02 (30:00):
You know what?
I'm not gonna get into thisbecause I'm sure some women got
receipts on me.
So I ain't even gonna.
That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_04 (30:05):
Like, I'll they'll but I have proof.
Like, I'm not lying.
SPEAKER_02 (30:10):
Oh, this is you.
Oh, this is you, bruh.
This woman said, found tamponsin his bathroom.
I don't and have never usedtampons, and I always told them
how much I hated him.
I hated them.
His explanation (30:27):
I bought them because I like to soak them and
use them to wipe the sink.
SPEAKER_01 (30:33):
Bro, what's up with you?
SPEAKER_02 (30:34):
What do you mean this is me?
What are you saying?
Maybe not the last part, but youyou've been caught with tampons
before.
First of all, I lived with womenfor a long time.
So yeah, I have in the past.
That's why you got jailed.
I forgot you lived with girls atwork.
SPEAKER_04 (30:52):
Shit would just be popping up.
If you find anything in therenow, it's coming from one
person.
SPEAKER_02 (30:57):
Yeah, this was this was the old you.
Come on, bro.
Are you well?
You used to stay getting jammedup.
SPEAKER_04 (31:02):
Oh, but it don't be my fault though.
SPEAKER_03 (31:04):
And the crazy part is they would think it's
correlated to me.
It is.
I'm like, oh.
SPEAKER_02 (31:10):
It is.
SPEAKER_03 (31:11):
I got my own shit going on.
SPEAKER_02 (31:13):
You're a problem.
SPEAKER_03 (31:14):
I'm a good boy.
Very good.
Real good.
SPEAKER_02 (31:19):
Amen.
Say man.
What we got?
Or we got a few more.
My friend found a strange pantywhile cleaning his room.
This man convinced her that thepanty belonged to her and
accused her of wanting to starta fight.
He even left the house pissed.
She had to call him apologizing,asking him to come back and
(31:40):
agree that the panty was hers.
That is yours top tiergaslighting.
Top tier gaslighting.
I hope I read that right fory'all to understand.
I'm doing this next time I getjammed up.
Bro, you're no better than this.
SPEAKER_05 (31:54):
I'm doing that.
Because I'm tired of stuff justpopping up and then it becomes
popping up.
It just be popping up.
I'm tired, boss.
I'm tired.
So I'm gonna just flip it andthen I'm gonna storm off and
leave, and then we're gonna bein a fight until I get an
apology.
SPEAKER_02 (32:09):
Because I'm tired.
You know what?
If they don't know you by now,Eli loves toxic love.
What do you mean?
You love some toxic love.
SPEAKER_04 (32:16):
I'm in a nice, peaceful, happy, loving
relationship.
SPEAKER_02 (32:21):
But you like when there's a lot of a little bit of
spice out, so you'd be like, youknow what?
It's been kind of quiet lately.
I might drop some panties on thefloor.
Brother.
SPEAKER_04 (32:32):
I like my peace, dog.
What is you talking about?
I like my peace.
I like my peace.
SPEAKER_02 (32:37):
I I don't have the problems you have.
That's some crazy gaslighting,dog.
That's some crazy gaslighting.
I need to learn that one.
You're sick.
You're sick.
This woman said.
(32:58):
He told me he wasn't with thefriend of mine that he was
always kikiing with him.
And if you don't know what thatmeans, basically, like, you
know, giggling, being a littleflirty.
He drunk called me randomly onenight, swearing he wasn't with
her, and didn't realize he wascalling me from her phone.
SPEAKER_01 (33:23):
This is the worst one.
SPEAKER_03 (33:25):
That's not even a lie.
You're caught, brother.
You're caught.
SPEAKER_01 (33:30):
No.
unknown (33:31):
Oh, you're caught.
SPEAKER_04 (33:32):
No.
You're cut.
Yeah, you just gotta, yeah,brother.
He probably said another lie,too.
You're cooked.
He probably said another lie.
SPEAKER_01 (33:41):
He was like, oh, I just found this.
I don't even know where she'sat.
SPEAKER_04 (33:44):
That's crazy.
SPEAKER_02 (33:47):
Just popped up in me in my lap.
SPEAKER_04 (33:49):
There's no coming back from that.
SPEAKER_02 (33:51):
Damn, you men are bad.
Brother, my stomach growling.
I know I'm hungry too.
It's all good.
It's all good.
Almost there.
This is really a thread forreal.
This woman said, I will alwaysremember the guy on here who
said he had two toothbrushes.
SPEAKER_05 (34:25):
That's funny.
No.
SPEAKER_02 (34:29):
You know what, though?
I actually I have two.
I wouldn't say they're inrotation, but I have two
toothbrushes just for like, youknow, I follow like the
three-month rule.
Whenever one is done, I switchit out.
But I also have like a pack oflike six just in case like a
game comes out.
SPEAKER_04 (34:47):
I do too.
I keep an extra pack just forwhenever I'm ready for the next
one.
But some of these lies, like no,this is crazy.
Like, they don't even care aboutgetting caught.
They just lie for the love ofthe game.
It's like, you know, I candebunk this, right?
Like, these are not even good.
SPEAKER_02 (35:06):
Oh my god, this is funny.
How many?
We got two more.
I caught my ex messaging a girlinappropriately.
He told me she had an eatingdisorder, and he was trying to
compliment her body to help her.
SPEAKER_01 (35:22):
Nah, that's fake tough.
SPEAKER_02 (35:24):
That's low-key tough.
Is that a bar too?
SPEAKER_01 (35:27):
That's a bar.
Oh my God.
I was trying to boost herconfidence because she's a good
person.
SPEAKER_02 (35:32):
I feel that.
I bet you've done this too,haven't you?
SPEAKER_01 (35:35):
Never.
SPEAKER_02 (35:36):
What the hell?
Never.
Oh my god.
What is wrong with you?
Who do you think I am?
Ladies, I'm sorry.
This is wild.
This is wild.
I want to hear the men's side ofthis.
I want to hear like the craziestlies women have told men.
Maybe I'll find that thread forthe next one.
(35:58):
Um, and last one.
SPEAKER_04 (36:05):
Yeah, you've been jammed up on this one.
No, no, this is you, actually.
Is it?
SPEAKER_02 (36:09):
This is you.
Hold on.
I'm gonna tell the 100% truth onthis one.
SPEAKER_03 (36:17):
Here we go.
SPEAKER_02 (36:18):
This is the last one.
This might be the wildest.
This might be the wildest.
This woman said, I found the brain his suitcase, and he said
it's from when he was fat a fewyears back.
He said he had saggy titties andit kept and kept it to remind
him how far he's come with hisweight loss journey.
SPEAKER_01 (36:40):
Are you well?
What is up?
Bro, what is up?
Why would you say this is me?
Because you found the bra inyour car.
SPEAKER_05 (36:49):
From a woman.
Not that I said, oh yeah, I waswearing this.
What's up with you?
What's up with it?
What the hell?
SPEAKER_04 (36:57):
No, that's crazy.
That is crazy.
SPEAKER_02 (37:00):
Yo.
My goodness.
Bro said, you know what?
I'm just gonna throw myself inhere.
It was never a woman, baby.
It was all me.
I was once fat.
Unreal.
Respect my journey.
Unreal.
You ever met a man so fat thathe wears a bra?
Nah, never.
SPEAKER_04 (37:20):
Diapers maybe, but a bra is crazy.
God.
What the hell?
I need some.
I know some that need themthough.
SPEAKER_02 (37:27):
Oh God.
What a life.
God.
Alright, we're gonna we're gonnaget a super quick.
Sorry.
We're gonna get a super quickbonus with this before we get
out of here.
Because there's a couple cop topcomments on this thread that
we're gonna read.
(37:49):
This woman, she didn't post inthe thread, but she wrote a
comment with her own lie.
She heard from a man.
She said, found out he hid hiskid from me.
And when I questioned him, hesaid he didn't know if the child
was his, but he stepped up andtook the responsibility.
SPEAKER_05 (38:06):
Real nigga.
SPEAKER_02 (38:08):
Hell yeah.
Finally saw the child in personlater, later on, and they were
damn near identical.
Love that.
SPEAKER_05 (38:16):
You got a family member, might have to do that.
SPEAKER_02 (38:22):
You know what?
I didn't know if the child wasmine, but I'm just gonna step up
because I'm a good I'm a goodman.
SPEAKER_04 (38:28):
That's crazy.
SPEAKER_02 (38:33):
Oh man.
Oh man.
Alright, we're gonna end onthat.
But ladies and fellas, we wantto hear from you.
We want to hear if you have anycrazy, crazy cheating stories.
Maybe they're your own.
Um maybe they're from someoneyou were dealing with.
Like I said, you could you couldDM us on Instagram.
(38:54):
You could DM us on Instagram,TikTok, Facebook.
You can leave a comment on thispodcast if your platform allows
it.
Drop a comment in the in theYouTube comments.
Um you can even send us an audiomessage if you want to.
Listen, we'll hear it.
Send a little email, paragraph,however you want to.
We want to hear from you.
(39:15):
Um, because it's wicked outhere.
It's wild.
Sick.
Sick.
SPEAKER_03 (39:20):
Truly sick.
SPEAKER_02 (39:20):
Truly sick.
But um, before we get out ofhere, we want to say the vibes
are always immaculate.
Um next week, we are going to aDow wine event.
So we're gonna be having somegood, good wine for you.
If you're in the Miami, Floridaarea, DM us again.
(39:41):
Come pull up.
Um, we're also working onsetting up our own event because
it's been too long since we hadthat, and we want to catch a
vibe with you.
The summer is coming up, and wewe want to hang out with you,
you know, listen to some goodmusic, have a good social hour,
drink some good wine, even ifyou don't drink, have some
(40:02):
water.
We still gonna be therechilling.
Um, but yeah, looking forward toall the good stuff.
Appreciate you.
Let us know if you want to hearany topics in the future, and
we're gonna talk to you soon.
You want to hit that button?
Hit that button, bro.
Hit that button, bro.
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