"Exploring the different types of salami and their culinary uses. Let's savor some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to spice up the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's savory riddle.
1st Joke: Why did the salami fill out a police report?
2nd Joke: Why did the kid throw salami out the window?
3rd Joke: When can the salami leave the hospital?
4th Joke: Why wasn't the salami funny?
5th Joke: Why don't salamis perform well at school?
Today's Riddle: I'm not salami, but I accompany your meal, Crisp and fresh, I appeal. What am I?
That’s all for our meaty fun. Join us tomorrow for some educational jokes on International Literacy Day!
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Episode Transcript
Why did the alphabet go to school?
To get a little more lettered.
Hello, educators and lifelonglearners.
It's Oliver and Olivia, ready tospell out some fun this
September 8th on the CarpoolChocolate Contest.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:17):
Let's read into some laughs.
After each joke, you've only gotfive seconds to spell out the
right answer.
Keep listening until the end fortoday's letter perfect riddle.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:29):
Today we're highlighting the
importance of literacy andeducation for all on
International Literacy Day.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (00:36):
ready to spell out some laughs?
Shout, literary fun, on three.
One, two, three.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (00:48):
great! You're all set for some
educational humor.
Here's our first literacy themedjoke of the day.
What was Socrates’ favoritething to mold?
Play dough!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:12):
What kind of dinosaur writes romance
novels?
A Brontësaurus.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (01:29):
Why did the reader give up on Pride and
Prejudice?
The characters were tooAustentatious.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (01:47):
What makes Civil Disobedience such a
great work?
"Thoreau" editing!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:04):
Why are sentences never lonely?
Because they have words to"hang"with!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (02:22):
That's all for today's funnies, and now
for the brain teasing riddle ofthe day.
Not literacy, but I hold thekey, To knowledge and discovery,
I help you see.
What am I?
(02:43):
Quick Riddle Recap.
Not literacy, but I hold thekey, To knowledge and discovery,
I help you see.
What am I?
I am a library!
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (02:59):
How many letter-perfect laughs did you
read?
They might just name you today’sLiteracy Legend!
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:07):
That's it for our educational fun.
Join us tomorrow for some cuddlyhumor on Teddy Bear Day.
Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:14):
So tune in every day to Carpool Chuckle
Contest on Apple Podcasts,Spotify, or wherever you look
out for smiles.
Let's turn those school runfrowns upside down.
Olivia - Tickle Pickle (03:28):
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Oliver - Tickle Pickle (03:45):
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someone smile, and it will helpyou smile too.
And leaving us a podcast reviewwould definitely help put a
smile on our face.
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