Ep.77 - The Brunch Foods - DRAFT SPECIAL!!! - Conversational Humor - An Improv Comedy Hour

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I freaking love our podcast. I'm so hungry right now.
I assumed his name was Darth Virgin.
Come on, you're talking dirty tome right now.
She's like, what do you got in your mouth?
And I got a fruit by the foot, hanging halfway down to my lap.
I like to eat my calories, not drink them.

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All right, hello, hello, and welcome back to episode 77 of
Conversational Humor with Pun and Balrog.
This is Pun across from me. Guys, I gotta admit something.
I watched Project Runway last night with Lauren and I just, I
want to get it off my chest. Did.
You say yes to the dress. It was.
Horrible, it was so bad. Oh my God, that's the wedding
stuff, right? Yeah, no, no, that is Project

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Runway is like a bunch of designers they pick and they
have to like create fashion costumes and but.
It's not for wedding dresses. It's not for wedding.
I thought this was wedding related.
No, no, I sat down and because Itypically.
You were just acting like a girlfor no reason.
For no reason. Well, I typically dominate the
TV and we sat get down late and it was like, you can put on what

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you want and I'll watch it with you.
And then I couldn't even shit talk it because it was like a
Paralympian show. So there was like disabled.
And I was like, oh, I can't makeI can't.
What is anything negative like this?
What is this? Never mind.
Just looks great. On her.
This looks wholesome, Yeah. Yeah, so you.
Know what most relationships I have to imagine most

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relationships the man dominates the TV choices and movie choices
Yeah like how I was what what percentage would you say is like
the girl saying fine we can go watch that movie instead of us
seeing a ROM com 08020. Yeah, and the cool thing is she
enjoys sports as much as I do, so we don't even have a debates
for that. But when it comes time to movies
I I typically have the remote inmy hand.

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But she knows you're gonna be asleep in minutes and she can
just shake it right out. I wake up and she's watching
reruns of Ellen DeGeneres. Reruns of Allen that's that's a
good draft that we could do in the future would be a ROM coms
draft. I think we talked.
Oh yeah, there's such a bang. There's there's a very.
Good bang up for sure. Yeah.
And imagine if we don't have thesame champagne, then we're like,

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dude, are you? Gay dude that was I actually.
Like a good ROM com who doesn't?Come on.
I mean, Ryan Gosling without hisshirt on, Who's turning that
down? You look like a screensaver.
Today is Monday, August the 4th of 2025 and we're going to be
talking about the Brunch Foods Draft Special.

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A concept of brunch is like sweet and savory in the on the
plate at the same time can be but like I I like both of those
in those both can be on the plate, but I'm not a big fan of
them mixed. There is one exception, one
brunch food that I will change that idea, that concept around.

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There's one food that I do pick that like I can have salty and
sweet. On the same time.
And the same bite like you can have salty and and sweet on the
same plate, but I like to finishthem one at a time.
It's almost like whoever invented brunch is a genius pun.
Like think about this when you order a meal and they're like,
what kind of toast do you want? And you're like, it's a lot of

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food. I don't really need toast, but
I'll take rye, for example. What's your by the way?
Rank your toast in order. Not white bread, number one.
I've got a question whether I'm racist or not.
I'm taking white bread first. Oh.
It's lasted. It's so garbage.
Bread. I go rye bread.
I go rye wheat white or wheat rye white.
I would go white rye wheat for sure.

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We. Would be.
I assumed as much when you said only white.
Yeah, but whoever invented thesemeals was like, you know, what
you're going to want at the end of this on a completely separate
plate is a bit of Jelly. Yeah.
Yeah, with. Rank your Jelly.
In a little pond of butter. I'm on on the count of three.
Say the best Jelly one. 23 Strawberry.
Mommy. What's second place?
Don't matter. Doesn't matter.

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No, no, Grape is second place. I can eat then.
Mixed fruit, then the orange ones that have been there.
Since 19 mixed fruit solid. You're right there.
Or the Berry one. Yeah, that's, that's solid.
Speaking of fruit, no one mentioned, Yeah, do you know I
was with my fantastic soon to besister-in-law Jackie this
weekend with all the husbands and why we were up in Sheboygan?

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What up Jack? Do you know what she called
cantaloupe? Fruit for the poors, he said.
Cantaloupe was poor people fruit.
It's it's up there. And I said I don't think any
fruit was. Have you bought a bag of grapes
lately? It's 950 for a bag of.
Grammy, you can get a cantaloupefor cheap and then it goes far
right you. Stretch.

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Delicious. You guys take it, remember?
When we did the white people stuff episode and Sean said
Cantaloupe is a white people, no, that was that was his thing.
No cantaloupe is fantastic. You guys are dumb.
This podcast by the way, just a big shout out to us.
I did post and sent to pun that we got to 15,000 listens no big
deal which is awesome I think. Andy's got that many on his

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secret only. Oh dude, I laughed that years
ago. But right as our phones listen
to us and right as I was feelinggood about myself, like 15,000
listens, it shows me Hey Happy Gilmore 2 on Netflix just broke
the record for 47 million views in like 2 days.
That's great. You know, I haven't watched it
yet. It's so I put on here that it's

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nostalgic and OK, there's like abunch of cameos, so that turns
into kind of fun, but the movie's not.
Good. Was it Dumb and Dumber or SI?
Refuse to watch the Dumb and Dumber Two.
Yeah. I think it was better than that
though, because that one got slaughtered.
Happy Gilmore was entertaining, it just wasn't a good movie.
It gets kind of ridiculous. Like it was like non-stop cameos

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and that part got kind of fun. Was Angel Reese in it?
She wasn't, but there is a WNBA person in there.
Oh yeah? What is her name?
Kelsey Plum. Kelsey Plum, yeah.
Who I dislike, yeah. So immediately afterwards I'm
watching it with my son and I go, OK, we need to like put in
Part 1 because part 1's one of the best movies ever made even
though I forgot it on my favorite sports movies ever
episode. Oh dude, I.

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Completely forgot nobody named it.
You did. Oh, thank God.
And I was like, we need to watch#1 'cause I just need to like,
see the better. Version hold up.
You know Part 1 is so good. I haven't seen it my.
Son watches it weekly right now.It's probably been I, I don't
really know, 5 to 10 years. It's so it still makes you laugh
the way. There's like little parts that I
didn't even been, I didn't even notice, like when Shooter

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Mcgavin's doing the thing where he's like, hey, I haven't seen
somebody spend that much time inthe sand since David Hasselhoff.
And like, Happy Gilmore doesn't understand golf jokes so
everyone laughs and he just like, turns sideways and stares
at him like this guy talking. So it better happened to
Hasselhoff. I start watching it with my son
and he just looks in size because he knows it's better.
And he goes, I wish I had been born in the 1900s.

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He's like, you guys got all the best movies.
Hey, shout out Max for going on a triple date with his dad and I
said. My son did get his crush his
phone number, I got his. It's a big deal.
He got brave. That's a big.
Milestone. If I was at if I would tell you
I wasn't watching out the back window of the car outside the
jiu jitsu class, I'd be lying. Listen now, Steph.
And I were both spying on him. Not only does he do do jiu

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jitsu, watch his 90s comedy movies, but he's out here
pulling the trigger on his crushright off the RIP.
No big no pep talks from Dad, noreading, no no looking at
brochures. Texts are high, no.
Googling. She responds with Hi Max and
that's it. So we watched Heavy Gilmore one,
a lot, like I said, and I noticed two things in that movie

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that are like imperfect actually, or two things that
caught my attention. One Chubs did not need to die in
Part 1. No, he did.
He just didn't need to fall off the window.
It wasn't funny. He didn't need to die.
Chubs did not need to die. And the second thing I noticed
is how awesome was Subway back when they used to trench their
sandwiches. Oh yeah, it.
Was like the best and they'd like lay the meat into the

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trench. It was so I actually Subway
needs to bring that back. I.
Haven't been to subway in quite a while but I actually still in
my brain. Subway is still good.
You look like. A cold cut trio type of guy.
No, I would go tuna. I put on a few love pounds, OK,
where I don't make fun of my weight.
I've seen a commercial for somebody gonna kill me 'cause

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they probably know what it's called.
But. Peyton Manning, it's cool how
you did you say Peyton or painting?
I think I can help with this whole pan pan dilemma.
I think it's called the Boss. Maybe.
I've seen a Subway commercial. It is.
Oh, a new type of. Sandwich like an Italian BMT
with meatballs also on top. So if you'd like to die of heart

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failure tomorrow of. Arteries being clogged?
It'd be a good time on the way out.
It'd be a good time on the way out.
As I said, we're going to be doing the the brunch food draft
special and I had to actually double check this one because
we've done all the almost all this makes all the breakfast
foods actually pun. We've done the Donuts draft, and
we've done the cereal draft, andnow we're doing the brunch

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draft. And that just shows how awesome
breakfast food is. You know, that brunch is the
best meal of the day when there's restaurants that have
signs in the window that say we serve brunch all day.
Yeah. And you drive by it and you're
like, you know, it sounds good right now.
Brunch is like the hipster of the food menus like because they
go out on a limb and they try and like you can get a

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traditional dish but with a little bit of flair to it during
brunch. Like some of my on my list,
there's like a little bit of twist to the normal things you.
I put on Facebook today. Pun was trying to round me up by
sending pictures early, trying to get in my.
Head I was dude. The only issue, the only
negative thing I would say aboutbrunch diners is like the food
is spectacular. Can we just up the coffee game a

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little bit? Yeah.
Why does the coffee always tastelike watered down coffee water?
I might get, I mean, I, I seriously debated, I had a real
debate today about taking coffeenumber one overall.
And I was like, you can't do that 'cause I want to, I want to
like get caffeinated and, and zoomed up are like excited for

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the day. Like, let's roll, baby.
I mean, coffee is the first thing I go for.
It's the. First thing in the morning.
That's not a brunch. That's not a brunch food.
That's what I ultimately was. Like I mean, spoiler alert,
orange juice isn't on my list, but I love a glass of orange
juice. So that's on my list too.
We're getting too much into it. Be sure to click subscribe and
the notification bell and leave us a five star rating wherever

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you find your podcast. And if you already haven't
listened, go back and listen to our episode 76 on the rules.
We hated as kids. That episode was so nostalgic.
Pun like talking about all of childhood was so good.
That was one of our better episodes.
And when you said I said I couldclose my eyes and hear the
street lights coming on right now and you were like, dude, I

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could smell them coming on, dude.
I was like, that's so true dude.Like the buzz of the the the
lights and the mosquitoes and the like humid air.
Unbelievable dude, I got the chill.
So. And then you said I couldn't
believe also that you were also a wuss staying the night at
friends houses like me. I thought I was like the

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minority of kids that was like terrified to stay at friends.
House No, no you. Were like, you wake up in the
middle of the night, you're like, something ain't right.
Here. Yeah, it's not right.
This is so good. This is The Conjuring.
I get into our appetizer section, pawn.
I got a couple things. I got back from Virginia Beach.
We went as a family. You were also on vacation.

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Right, I was. We went up to Sheboygan.
Nice. It was great.
It was fantastic. Last week I said all inclusives
are what life is all about, and I'm putting this in here because
it's true and because my mom andmy sisters listen.
Renting a beach house for 19 people in your immediate family
is life is all about. Listen.
It was spectacular. Hey for future, my daughter now

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who she is starting college soonbut her boyfriend's mother owns
a vacation rental business. I mean they have hundreds of
properties. Next week's episode Things Pun
could have told me before. So.
But it's all Michigan, so. Oh yeah, but the Great Lakes are
awesome. They're.
Freaking awesome. So Lauren and I are in.

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We can get great discounts, friends and family discount.
But yeah, that's our like that is the best thing on earth is to
get a big house and have friendsand family come and you just
eat, swim. The crazy thing is that when
your kids are of a certain age, the kids wanted nothing to do
with us. No.
We like barely saw the kids. We were like hanging out in the

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pool for three days. I look at my sister-in-law and
I'm like kind of missed my daughter.
Like where she's like, I know she's with my daughter.
I haven't seen her in like half of a week.
That's how the cruise was crazy dude.
The the kids were like. On their own.
They were just gone. We'd have to go to the
basketball court and I'd see like a group of 50 of them and
be like, where have you been allday?

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Yeah, dude. I would just look on the room
charge and although they weren'tcharges but they still listed.
You'd follow him around the boatjust by the credit card.
I just find out where they were.She's in the bar.
Get her in the swirl ice cream right now.
Deck 3 go. So we woke up at the butt crack
of dawn because Virginia Beach is a 12 hour drive, which is
awful the way there is actually 14 because you get stuck in the

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weekend vacationer traffic heading out there.
And so I was like, I'm I'm waking up early, dude, I'm going
to like flex on my family and like text everybody like, hey,
we were up at 4:00. We're.
On the way. We're on the way already.
We're going to beat everybody there.
And my mom texted me back in a total dad Flex movie.
She goes, oh, your dad had us onthe road already an hour ago

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because he checked the radar andwe're just ahead of a rainstorm.
You're going to get caught in outside, dude.
That's the most we do. Think he's the coolest guy in
the room Guy. This guy shows up.
Yes, we were like being in the car that long is hard, 14 hours
on the way there. How long did you guys go to
Florida in one one leg? Well, not long.
We didn't make it 33 minutes before we were stopping.

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I mean, I was in the car with a lot of girls so we stopped very
fast. Lauren would like to tell you it
was 6 hours before the first stop.
I we were somewhere minutes, somewhere in the tip of Ohio,
about like around Toledo. Right.
Steph gets a little annoyed by me on car rides because I was I
have to like car sing if I get alittle tired.
Yeah. So they were all the whole

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family sleeping. It's like 545 and.
I want to dance with somebody. I just put on an album I know
all the words to, but I didn't crank it and I'm singing along,
singing along. And I could see her like
shifting a little bit, getting alittle bit annoyed with me.
And then she got really pissed at me because I had
accidentally, when I was trying to change the song, I
accidentally hit her car heater.That's the seat heater.

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She was getting swamp ass and listening to me sing Blink 182
at the same time. She was like, dude, I've had
enough of this guy, dude. So I would be remiss if I didn't
mention it's insane and sad how these celebrity deaths happened
in threes while we were in Virginia Beach and it went
Malcolm, Jamal Warner, the wholetragic story getting sucked into
a riptide. Like is that, was that what it

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was a riptide? While we were in the ocean and I
was like, well, now I'm. Nerve drowned, but.
Yeah, the sad thing is his daughter got sucked out too, so
he probably tried to save her. She lived, he died.
I told my son we're playing in the water and I was like, if you
get sucked in a riptide. You're on your own, pal.
No, no. I was like, there ain't no way
I'm letting him die alone, No. Hell no.

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I was like, if my daughter gets sucked in the Riptide, she's a
pretty good athlete. She would fare better than I
would. Yeah.
And if Steph got sucked in the Riptide, I would open a Tinder
account. Sorry.
Sorry babe, love you. And then Ozzy.
I know that was a sad one. Terrible one.
And then so the third day we're there, I go to the ocean.

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Immediately I was like, I want to get a nice long morning.
Like I want to be #4. Yeah, exactly.
I want I want to die. I want to boost this podcast.
Come back to the pool not even knowing and I just like bad dark
jokingly say so which celebrity died today?
Because it was always in threes and my brother and sister all
look at me and they're like HulkHogan died.
I was like, no, wait upon that one hit me the hardest.

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He was part of our childhoods. Yes, Hulk Hogan coming out to
I'm a real American ripping the shirt off.
Yes, like he made Hulkamania every kid we.
Made the color yellow. Cool, yeah.
Hulk Hogan was an absolute icon.We mentioned him on the
celebrities we'd be most starstruck by.
Oh yeah, Hulk Hogan was. Let me tell you something,

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brother. Tell you something, brother.
World ain't gonna be the same. Did you ever see the cool video
of that little kid? It's like an autograph show.
And the little kids dressed up as Hulk.
And he walks and he goes. Let me tell you something,
brother. Yeah.
And then him and Hulk just go back and forth.
It's. Also good.
Yeah. Last thing I would say about
Virginia Beach is every time I leave the ocean, you just left
Florida. Every time I leave the ocean,
having been in the water all week because we were going like

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pool to pool the ocean, pool theocean all day long.
High noon here, high noon there.Last week, every time I leave
the ocean I'm like, well, success didn't get eaten by a
shark. Like I'm deadly afraid of
sharks. I'm going to go out on a I'm
going to go on a hot take here and say like swimming in the
ocean is the most overrated dumbthing you shouldn't do.
It's not unless you're snorkeling or scuba diving.

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I'm so. Fun fighting the waves.
Dude, listen. Not deep, shallow if you're just
hanging out on the beach, a a inground pool somewhere at a club
or your house is so much more superior than.
But swimming in the ocean is like the most overrated thing if
you. The waves were big enough that

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like I was in up to like my knees or waist and and we were
like fighting waves, me and me and my.
Son, it's awesome fun, but you have a chance of getting
murdered. It's it's the ocean.
It's so it's really. Breaking right?
Probably not when they're breaking I.
Don't know, I've seen Jaws dude,they look pretty.
Shy enough. Enough so that every time I
leave the ocean I think, well good, I made it through another
trip without getting bit by A. Ship or a jellyfish?

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I did get stung by a jellyfish. How bad was it?
Or at least I told Steph that itwas actually an old rash from my
20s. All right, getting into our ES
and OS section, our errors, but most importantly, omissions from
last time. Actually, I put a long past due

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ES and OS based on the fact thatwe're doing a brunch draft
special, the episode 29 the things women do that shouldn't
turn us on, but do. How about making us brunch the
next morning? You know what I'm saying?
Dude, if you pawn, if you met a chick and she made you brunch
the next morning, you're not telling me you wouldn't be like,
all right, we're going out for it.
I. I brought her to your pub crawl

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and she's been feeding me ever since.
She's got a rock on her finger. Oh my God, she gives him a
Denver omelet. 1 morning. Next thing you know, they're
engaged from episode 76, last week's episode last two weeks
ago, the rules we hated as kids.There's a couple observations I
made. First of all, we I talked about
Adult Swim. Yep.
How about we were at the adult only resort in Dominican

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Republic and it was like a collection of resorts.
So like ours was the green, the Ambar green and Ambar blue were
both adult only, right? And then there was properties,
whatever they were called connected.
And we're like in the pool everyday having cocktails, living up
the best life. There was six of us total.
One day, a kid just walked and jumped into our pool.

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Dude. We all looked at him like he
just like poured AIDS into our pool dude.
We were like. Toddler.
Like if we would have had tranquilizer guns, we would have
been like, like just firing at this kid.
It was insane. I've never treated a child like
this in my. Life that's so funny.
We were treating him like he wasan absolute disease.

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Dude, when parents get away fromtheir kids, they're like
responsibility. Yeah, dude, get that kid out of
the where's your owner? We're the only people pissing at
this. Pool, the last thing I have from
errors and emissions from last time.
The rules we hated as kids. My sister Susie, she immediately
texted me when she heard the episode and she goes, how about

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no pushing your sister down a flight of stairs in a laundry
basket? I was like, oh, we did do that.
To you, Oh, you just send her down like a like she's in a car
like a we. Told her it was gonna go like
Kevin McAllister style. Yeah, and it didn't tell.
Laundry baskets don't go. Like, yeah.
You know, you know, there's landings on every staircase.
Yes. Yeah.
You know this because you're a. Human.

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Yeah. Because I'm a human being.
I know that. Yeah.
So. Our house here has a landing at
the bottom of the stairs, but the landing in the house we grew
up in had a landing at the top of the stairs.
Then there was like 5. You took a left and went up five
more stairs. We sent her down just the five
stairs in the laundry basket. She went all the way, but there
was a window right at the bottomof those.
No, we could have flung Susie out of a 1 1/2 story.

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So she didn't hit the wall and keep going though?
No. OK, so she just went down the
five. Yeah, she did about 3
somersaults. I think she was in so much pain
she didn't know to cry. Hey that.
Ohh, that's real pain. Yeah.
Were you just sitting there dazed in your life?
Looking at her lower lip, trembling.
Yeah, yeah. Please stay.
Please tell Mom. Please tell mom.
Please don't tell mom. Hey, that random but that is the

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single funniest video on the Internet.
It is a dad sitting on the couchand he's recording and you just
see his son go, I don't know, maybe 6 steps but he thinks he's
spider man or Superman. Do you ever see it?
He goes you're I don't you ever do that again.
He goes down 6 steps just first and he gets back up like he was.

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Really, that's like the most little boy thing.
Yes, the most little boy. You know what?
We used to do. We used to jump off our porch
with like farmer Jack bags aboveour heads.
All my parachutes, Yeah. I also used to put plastic
orange guns in my waistband and act like I was the sheriff
around that house. So don't be causing no damn
disturbances. Don't be causing no ruckus.

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Don't be wrong, you're causing no ruckus.
I give it to our sports section,Pawn.
I love summertime, It's my favorite.
I love spring. I love summer.
Oh, what's Just hearing Dan Campbell's voice the other night
like made me want football. I watched Joe Klatt's top 25 pre
season fall this morning. Yeah, dude, the football talk is

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starting. All of the what's this team
going to do? What's that team going to do
here in Motor City? Dan Campbell pre game speech
again made me want to run through a wall again and it's
just bliss. Yeah, I think.
This time of year I'm like, justhold on to summer, ball around.
So I struggle between what my favorite season would be, late
spring, summer or early fall. And it's got to be fall only

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because of football. Late spring is beautiful.
I love late spring just because you got the whole summer in
front of you and. And it is hopeful.
For people, let's just say you're listening to us right now
in Arizona, like the, a podcast I listen to for fantasy
football, the Fantasy Footballers, they're from
Arizona and they're always like happy in the, they have like
double bliss in the fall becauseit's cools down there and

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football comes. And it's still relatively warm,
right? But it's still like, still very
it's it's. Perfect.
It's like it is. Here, you're right.
It's almost our. It's almost our.
Side it's 105 and nobody goes outside.
Yeah. So what is it?
What does their October look like?
Maybe 75? Yeah, it's beautiful.
Yeah, and and they have football, but I also thought,
but for Michiganders, could you imagine how awful like

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transitioning fall to winter would be without football?
It like saves us from the seasons that we don't
necessarily like. Yeah, the reason you love fall
has a big part. To do I like football?
I yeah. Oh, it's 80% football, 20%
hoodies. And one less than 1% chili.
And well, yeah, Chili would. Yeah, I mean making a big pot.
Of bowl of clam chowder never hurt nobody, OK?

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Bowl of clam chowder. Just quickly before I do, I was.
I do have something to say aboutMichigan football, but shout out
Antonio Gates. I watched part of the Lions Hall
of Fame game that they were in. I could care less about the
game. I like to see the interviews
with the Hall of Fame guys. Antonio Gates.
It's all over the Internet now, but my brother-in-law said it to
me when we were in Virginia Beach.

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He's the only player in the Hallof Fame right now that did not
play a single snap of college football.
That's insane. That's insane.
Yeah, he was a basketball. Guy, right?
He went to Kent State, made the lead 8 as a power forward.
He was like, remember we talked about could LeBron James have
played football and Jono Gates invented that?
He was the first one that did it.
And not only did he not play a snap and he was a basketball

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player from Detroit Central, he played seventeen seasons.
He went undrafted in O3 and played seventeen seasons, all
for the Chargers. So cool.
He's the all time touchdown leader for tight ends and he
never played college football. It's unthinkable.
What a freak athlete he's. 3rd in tight end catches with 955
and third all time tight end yards with 11,841 behind Tony

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Gonzalez. Actually he's 4th in yards.
Tigon, Kelsey and Witten. Gave a banger of A.
Speech 116 touchdowns. Great.
Speech. Yeah, dude, talking about
Phillip Rivers and what a pleasure.
Oh. Dude.
Did you see the speech? I did not.
I saw part, I saw the highlights, but I didn't hear
the Phillip Rivers part. Dude, he gave a freaking.
What did he say? Now I'm just chilled like.

(25:02):
He just was like he was startingto tear up and he's like and
Phillip, he's like and Phill, wehad something special.
And I just want to tell you it was amazing playing full and
like I I'm not doing it any justice.
Go watch it. But my like the hair on my arms.
Yeah, because you played. Sports.
Yeah. And you know what it is?
The bond. Your bond was nothing compared

(25:22):
to. Those guys.
And you could see Phillip Riverstrying not to cry.
It took every ounce of manhood to sit there like just the way
he was speaking. But what I'm saying is your bond
with your guys was amazing. Yeah.
And it's a fraction of what those guys had.
Like you talk to college athletes that played big time
college football, those guys arelike they're brothers.
Like they're war veterans. Yes, absolutely.
Actually, I just watched. Who was that?

(25:44):
Was that Derrick Henry talking about his time at Alabama, where
he went to when he got drafted? Somebody from Alabama was there
and he went to them and he's like only you know what we went
through 'cause you they were talking about how hard Sabins
workout schedule was. Ohh so he's like only only
gonna. Say, what do you mean you went
through ranked #1 every day? A week.
Only you know what we went through like, like they went

(26:07):
through Iraq war, you know, man.So their bond is tight.
It's so tight. 26 days till Michigan football pun.
I cannot wait. 26. Days I start with who's central?
No, it's Western. Western, then at Oklahoma.
Then at Oklahoma, it's either Western Michigan or it's Western
Kentucky. I can't remember.
Who do they? It's Western Michigan.
It's a 730 game. Is it?
Yeah. At at the Big House at night.

(26:29):
Which Michigan football's so close?
I text Andy like, hey, you want to split this YouTube TV package
with me 'cause we need to watch the Michigan football.
It's so close. And let me say this about
Michigan football. Like last year, I had higher
hopes than a lot of people because they were like, well,
Texas before we lost the games, people were like, Texas is good.
The PAC 10 is now the Big 10. So our schedule is tough.

(26:50):
We're at Ohio State. People were like making excuses
because we lost quorum and McCarthy and all these players,
right? Yep.
And I sat there and said, yeah, but we have the two best
defensive tackles maybe in all of college football, so no one's
gonna be able to run on us. We have a first round pick at
corner and Will Johnson. We have the best tight end in
the country, blah, blah, blah. I didn't make excuses and they
stunk. A lot of people did this year.
Product. I'm not listening to any

(27:12):
excuses. I don't wanna hear it, dude.
Yeah, this is the University of Michigan.
My expectation is we win the Big10 this year.
Yeah, my expectation is very high.
I do see my brain does see a scenario they're building.
If if you've been I, I know you don't follow I, I.
See it all the time on my phone.They just had a kid sign today
from South Lake High School. Or something they're building

(27:35):
with this class. Last year was what, number six
in the country with Bryce in ourdefense.
I I see a scenario where I have a win now this year, but I can
see where they're setting it up to next year, be legitimately
competing for a national championship and by junior year
0 excuses it is a complete failure if we are not competing

(27:57):
for a national championship at the next year or at by worst in
year 3 of Bryce. But my point is that's great and
I'm all for it. My point is I don't want to give
them more years of like this is a freebie like they have.
No, it's not a freebie. It's not a freebie.
If they don't, if they don't make the playoffs this year, is
it a success or a failure? Let's say they miss it by like a

(28:17):
tiebreaker or a game. I I want well if they I would
say it's partially a success. It would depend on what happens.
Right in actually. 12 now, rightstill. 12 Or do they move it?
Up. No, it's just 12, but I would
have said last year would have been a failure.
But they beat Ohio State, they beat Alabama without their best
defensive. Then they signed the number one

(28:39):
quarterback in the SO. Flipped in from LSD.
If we don't make the playoffs, there is a scenario where it
would be a success, but it's very slim and it's very small.
But do you remember when we werekids as Michigan football fans?
And maybe it was just because wewere kids and we ate all, we
drank all the Kool-aid, we ate all the stuff that we read How
great Michigan was. The expectation every year I can

(28:59):
remember as a kid was Michigan'sgoing to be awesome.
Michigan's going to win the Big 10.
Yeah. And of course, we obviously did
not. But you know who has that
expectation? Ohio State Ohio State, Alabama
So. That's what I expect out of
Michigan's. Program.
Well, the cool thing is, is thatis starting to be what is
happening. It's like after winning the
national championship, you can see people's perspective and

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expectations change on Michigan and it should be.
That's how it should have alwaysbeen.
We always have let them off easy.
Yes, we have always let them. Imagine this.
We beat Western during the opening weekend.
If that's who we're playing, Western somebody let's just say
we beat him like 49 to 3 and we and we run the ball down their
throats. Not a lot of passing.
We've seen this Michigan before.Yeah.

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And we go Chip. Lindsay's gonna open it up a
little bit. Maybe, but but then we go to
Oklahoma. That's a scary football team.
And we get boat raced. If we get boat well.
But we get they do what Texas did to us last year.
We're gonna have the same statements of like, shit, is
this going to? Work now I, I, if we get boat
raced, I'm going to be worried, but Oklahoma is if I'll put it

(30:03):
like this, if we go into Norman and beat Oklahoma, they are
legitimately a College Football Playoff team.
If they lose, it's still yet to be determined because Oklahoma
looks like they're a really goodfootball team.
I just think my expectation. Is for Michigan to be good man.
Mine, mine is too. I I think to me the floor is 9

(30:25):
and three and the ceiling is like 11:00 and 1:00.
With a loss to who I have to look at their.
Schedule, I would say a lost. I don't.
They play USC, they play Oklahoma, go through this.
They don't play Penn State. You can reel off win loss.
Ready. Is it Western Michigan or
Kentucky? They play first.
It is. It's New Mexico.

(30:48):
We were we. Were Slappy, Swammy, Samsonite
win so versus New Mexico, Win atOklahoma?
Pressure's on, Bud. Win home against Central
Michigan. Win home or at Nebraska.
Those, now that that's the game that scares me, but those are

(31:13):
the two games that Cheryl Moore suspended for.
Do they have that? Do they have Dominic Raiola's
son? Yes, Damien, Damien Rail
something, right? Yeah.
Dylan rail Dylan. Yeah.
But that's that Nebraska team scares me at Nebraska, so I'm
gonna say loss. You can't say loss.
Yeah, I'm gonna say. Home against Wisconsin, win at

(31:33):
USC, win versus Washington. Win.
At Michigan State. Low bro, win up little bro.
What up? Win Hey, friend of the podcast.
What up, little bro? How about home?
Purdue win, obviously, at Northwestern.
Win. That's like a powder puff game
at Maryland. Win and then home against the
last stage. Wait, have they?

(31:54):
Have they ever beat? Michigan has.
Oh my in. The history of college football
beat Michigan. I saw something Michigan's
playing at Germany next year andsomeone put why would we go all
the way to Germany to play a game?
We have a home, we have a, we have a stadium in Ann Arbor and
we also own a stadium in Columbus.
I did see some grumblings where that's an easy schedule There

(32:16):
was. Yeah, we have a very.
So your only loss is at Nebraska?
OK, the only reason I said that is because I would so
confidently said they were goingto win at Oklahoma.
I do think they are going to drop one of those are dude,
those are two vicious Rd. games with a a freshman quarterback.
I I think they do have a stumble.
I just don't know when. And I'm going to say Nebraska

(32:38):
might shock us. Last thing I got on sports is
just a quick baseball stat for Bannister because he texted us
that his favorite baseball player was Ricky Henderson.
I don't know what we were talking about.
He texted us that Ricky Henderson was his favorite
baseball. Yeah, Henderson was a.
Man, and I've had this on here forever, and you probably know
this already and so does everybody else, but from 1970 to
1989, nineteen years, Ricky Henderson stole 283 more bases

(33:05):
than anyone in baseball, 283 by the way.
He didn't make his MLB debut until 1979.
So over a 20 year stretch, he played half of it and he stole
two or three more bags. Ricky Henderson was a spectacle.
Yeah, he was, and he was cocky like Dion.
Also, there's some grumblings about Chador taking over on the

(33:27):
Browns. I'm just hey, who had the number
one jersey sale for rookies? Oh my God, he did not, did he?
His jersey sales gross 250 million of which he gets 12
million of. He's the highest paid rookie in
the in the NFL because of his jersey sale revenue.
Yeah, dude. And they're talking about my boy
maybe taking the reins. They're talking about my boy
taking the reins. I hope he.

(33:48):
Does just so we can see what happens.
Yeah, he will. The it's the Browns.
They're going to go through 4 starting quarterbacks this year.
All right, I got to add to read pun before we get into the list,
my buddy Gary. Oh, by the way, if you're
looking for an ad read and you're a small business, don't
act like you're too good for conversational humor because you
know what? No biggie, would just be
listening to by 15,000 people. No big deal.

(34:09):
No big deal. Gary runs the Playdemic Social
club. He says.
It's bringing adult, it's bringing local adult Coed rec
sports to metro Detroit and has fall registration for flag
football open right now. Dude, that's super cool.
Yeah. I wonder how competitive their
leagues are. Could old men like us play?
Very competitive. I mean, we probably.

(34:29):
Could try out, we could probablywatch This is what your see.
Gary's listening. Around How do you like popcorn?
Yeah, I knew I shouldn't eat that pot.
Bottle out of the popcorn, obviously there with the cotton
candy watching Gary's guys. Go dude, I I show up fully
dressed, ready to try out, watch3 seconds of it and go no.
So they're gonna expect it. No, I'm expecting.
Sounds like they already have teams.
So it says you can join with a team or as a free agent and then

(34:50):
they can pick you up as a free agent.
If I go undrafted and no one offers me a free agent contract.
It'll be Antonio Gates and Pop. Yo who brought this dude?
He says just visit psychedelic. I'm sorry that's not the word he
said visit playdemic there visitjust visit

(35:13):
playdemicsocialclub.com for details or to sign up.
Anti he quote anti social distancing since 2020.
What a good man. Good man.
So check that out if you got outhere.
If you're still young enough to play Coed sports and want to do
flag football, check that out. All right, it's list time, baby.
Let's do it. And this week's list is the

(35:36):
brunch foods draft special. I got a couple quick thoughts on
brunch pun that what you got here.
I mean, I don't mean to spoil any of it, but if you go to a if
you own a brunch restaurant and you don't make a good omelette,
have you ever been somewhere forlike a first time?
Or like you're on vacation and you order an omelette and it
sucks? Just fill your restaurant with
kindling and burn the place. Burn it down because you cannot

(35:58):
be a brunch place and have a crappy omelette.
Do you know what else I feel about omelets?
If they send out small, tiny. If I see a tiny omelette, I
immediately go oh this place sucks.
Yeah, an omelette should be 3-4 eggs where it's like.
Make it 6 eggs. Eggs cost nothing.
Cost. Yeah.
When you send out a small omelette, I immediately go, Oh

(36:21):
yeah, yeah, no. You know, you know what I say in
my head, if I got a small omelet, I'm going to really need
to like. It's a bigger, it's, it's above
the average omelette, all right.It's it ain't even that
freaking. Small dude.
That's right, she said. It was fine.
Dude, it's fine. If I see a small omelette, I sit
there. This is probably just freakishly

(36:41):
me, but I go, OK, I can't go buck wild on the omelette
because it's going to be gone inthree bites.
I got to like mix in bites of the hash brown and.
Stretch this puppy out dude. As long as.
That's exactly what, yeah. You got to stretch it out.
You get a smile and you woof that thing down immediately.
Yeah, it's going very unsatisfied.
Yeah. Then you're like, well, we're
just going full drinking now. Like the eating things done.

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Yeah, we're getting hammered. And also the egg.
The egg is easily the most dynamic food that there is.
I Yes. You can.
I bet we have the egg to thank. I typed it right here.
I bet we have the egg to thank for medium and medium rare
steaks 'cause they probably usedto cook them until they were
brown and then they were like, wait a minute.
What if we? What if we did something like

(37:25):
the egg and just kept them runny?
I'm telling. No egg is one of the most
versatile foods and it's great because I'm actually giving away
a little a little piece of my list, but it's like it's it's
perfect. Wow, spoiler alert, Pun has eggs
on his list. It's perfect for a brunch thing
because eggs are so freaking versatile.

(37:47):
They're like filling, but they're kind of light.
They're not. You don't feel gross after
eating eggs. Spectacular.
They're fantastic. Now some of the things I put in
my omelet. Apparently eggs, bacon, steak,
green Peppers, onion. What else he got back there?
Just throw it in. OK and the last thing I'll say
is other amazing uses of eggs. Ready for this non breakfast

(38:10):
uses of eggs. This is how dynamic the egg is
deviled. Fantastic.
Amazing, I can eat. Wait, you don't eat deviled eggs
for breakfast? You don't wake up and go?
You don't. You don't pile pile down a half
a dozen. Stuff had them in the fridge.
I would. Yeah, they're deviled eggs.
You crack eggs and you make theminto fried rice, like someone
was making rice and chicken and they were like, you know, it'd

(38:30):
be good in here, you. Want chicken fried rice crack?
Fried life. Crack an egg into that bitch.
Egg fried rice is fantastic. You use them for baking all of
the things that you. Bailed your cakes together?
Hold your cake together. How about you dye them at Easter
time? Oh, then I crack them and still
eat them as hard boiled eggs. Exactly.
I'm like, hey stuff, you want todevil a couple of these while
we're looking for the baskets. You can make them in.

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You can make them in the Reese egg form.
Oh, yeah. I mean, eggs are versatile,
yeah. Reese's copied the form.
Yes, they did. It made Reese's better.
Yeah. How about throwing them at
houses? Oh, egg in houses dude, egg in
cars. Although it does feel.
Like ever egg the house. I was terrified, dude.
Oh yeah, terrified. I thought somebody's coming out
with a shotgun. My late buddy Mark Haft was

(39:14):
dude. He was like let's go egg this
house. I chickened out and left and I
just ran away dude. Everything bad I did in life I
did not want to do but only did solely to impress all of my
friends and I was like I can't be the only.
I'm not scared dude. Guys grow up with just consumed
with peer pressure. Yes, dude, I'll throw a snowball
at anybody, bro. I don't.
Care. I put eggs in my meatball, my

(39:36):
homemade meatballs, and my burgers when I BBQ.
Dude. Oh, egg.
Makes some no not even on top. I I mix it in with the ground
with. The ground beef.
And it makes it more moist. The egg dude we owe so much to.
Us we should do we should do an overall food item draft.
How would we do that? Cuz however you want to say it,
egg is at the top of almost and it's an elite food item and.

(40:01):
If. It's almost a pizza roll.
If I ever hear someone say I don't like eggs, I'm like what
are you a fucking alien? Yeah, that's weird.
And depending on how this draft goes, we should do a little
draft at the end of Best way to cook your eggs.
Yeah, I agree because. There's so many ways to come.
That's was my breakfast. My worry is because I I like

(40:22):
such simple things that my list is very simplistic.
But eggs has a has a theme. There's an egg theme in there.
Last question I'll ask you and you can pass on the answer and
then I promise you and the listeners we will get into the
draft. If this is one of your answers,
you can just pass. OK, Bloody Mary or Mimosa.
Pass pass. All right, come on.

(40:45):
And with the first. Time for fast money.
All right, let's do the coin flip show.
Catch it on the table. Can I call?
Can I call your name? Two negatives equal to positive.
Oops, pawn wins. Let's.
Go. And with the number one overall
draft, I'm going with the vegetarian quiche.

(41:08):
I'm just kidding. I'm happy late.
You already said it. You already said.
I don't want the vegetarian keys.
Ohh, I don't even actually know what a key.
Vegetarian should be nothing on your list.
No, it's not. The word vegetarian does not
show up on my list at all. With the number one overall
pick, I don't. Even drink my bloody Mary's
vegetarian. No, no, no, no, I'm going to go
with an omelette of any variation for the number one

(41:32):
overall pick. And I already kind of ruined it.
It's the, the, the thing I wrotewas it's the perfect combination
of filling in light. It's the it's one of the
ultimate drinking food items, 'cause you can get full and not
worry about food for the rest ofthe day and not feel like
weighed down and gross. Like if you had a huge burger,
you're like, I can't drink too much.
I need a nap and. In the cool, like a farmer's

(41:55):
omelets great, but with brunch they kind of get a little
playful with their menu items. So you can get like a chili
stains of stuff. You get all kinds.
All kind of stuff where? Did I just where did I write
down? Oh, I had I had a lobster omelet
one time. Yeah, I've seen those.
Dude probably was amazing. It was fantastic.

(42:16):
Extra butter. It was, it was so good that it
was like 5 or 6 years ago and I wrote it down as one of my first
draft. Yeah, but.
Listen to me. Can you imagine who invented the
omelet? Imagine someone's cooking and
they're like. What if I put a bunch of stuff
and flip this? Yeah, we can do scrambled eggs,
we can do over medium, we can doover easy.
We can do a fried egg and then some.

(42:38):
Genius was like, what if I I putlike five of these?
What if I like half cook the inside and then I put fill it
with all kinds of? Awesome stuff.
I'll put green pepper. I'll put onion.
Just sprinkle all the toppings like I'm making pizza and then
just fold in half the first person in the omelette.
That's the most underrated thingI've ever heard of in my.
Life that should be an omelette is It's a beauty.

(42:59):
And it's not. It's not easy to make either.
No, I. Can make you eat eggs over
medium downstairs right now. Scrambled easy.
My problem with the omelette is is my food always pops through
and I never can get that perfectflip.
Exactly. But Lauren can get like you are.
No matter how much food items she puts in an omelet, she can

(43:19):
get a machine. She can get it OK.
So they're like fluffy and minorlike.
Flat in the green Peppers. Popping through?
Yeah, what a gal. Listen, I was just gonna say
until you said. She got gained 30 lbs for no
reason my man. Until you said she makes
omelets, I was gonna say the only way you can get that flip
correct is if you're an overweight man with a beer
belly, a wife beater, and a red bandage.
On your hat. Tell you some Lauren.

(43:40):
She she is very particular abouthow fluffy because her and her
daughter love fluffy eggs. So she's very particular about
her eggs. It's like watching a man.
You ever watch somebody at the top of their industry?
You're like, Oh, yeah, Oh, yeah,this is this, this is, this is
like Wayne. Grabs egg fluffing.
You could totally be working at Big Boys right now.

(44:04):
So what's your go to omelette? Mine would probably be the fun
What's the country omelette, butno gravy or a farmer's omelette.
I like all the veggies in there with a variety of meat, whether
it's bacon or it's ham. I like some kind of protein in
there. But I liked, I mean, you could
throw mushrooms. You can throw all the veggies in
there. That you want.

(44:25):
That all of them and then just put a meat in there, bacon,
whatever. It is so for me.
There can be too many toppings in an omelette.
It's like how? Get your ratios off a little bit
at times. So my perfect omelette, my go to
would just be nice and easy as just the meat lovers omelette?
Yeah, that's great. Nice and easy.
If you do the meat lovers, add on white onions.

(44:47):
Aw man, I don't need all the vegetables.
I would eat all the vegetables. Sometimes I like to add
tomatoes, but they get it too watered down sometimes.
But yeah, the meats with onions are just perfection man.
Agreed. And if I gone ahead, if I had to
choose three, it would just be ham sauce.
I would leave the bacon out actually, because it's
crunchier. I don't know, it's a texture
thing for me on the omelet. See I'm opposite.
I like the bacon because it's crunchy.

(45:08):
Because it's crunchy. What's your first one?
My first one. Oh, by the way, I just.
I have so many. I have so much to say.
We're clipping. I don't.
I don't know the appetizers I I only wrote down like maybe 910
things because I just saying this is Andy's going to.
Say we're going to be going on the proof I love my wife pun,
the proof that I love my wife. She orders an omelet stuff will

(45:30):
order an omelet. She'll get like it's painful,
'cause sometimes I'm like hope she gets something good so she
so I can have her leftovers at all I can.
Eat her leftovers. No, no, she goes with the
spinach and feta omelet. Come on, why do women do that?
Why? Dude, that's like oh such a
woman thing, such a woman. Can you get another meat lovers
in case after I finish mine I can eat the rest of your meat

(45:52):
lovers? You you tap the waiter as she
leaves. You're like, throw some sausage
in there. I'm asked you to scratch that.
Throw some Every time she ordersyou have to go to the bathroom.
I throw some ham in there. I.
Often will like ask Lauren like,Hey, what are you getting?
And she's like, I'm not sure yet.
And I'm like, well, let me know when you figure out because I'm
basing mine off because I know what I'm getting some scraps
from yours. So maybe I can go out on a limb

(46:13):
a little bit with mine. So now.
Not only does Steph buy an omelet that I'm not really
interested in eating the rest of, she does this thing.
Thank God I'm rich pawn, otherwise I would just backhand
her. No, I can't make that joke.
Thank God I'm rich. Move that in.
Thank God I'm rich and we'd fight about this.
But she substitutes. Steph always wants to eat
healthy. She substitutes her hash Browns

(46:35):
for cottage cheese, which. It's fine, I actually like
cottage cheese. But you know what the up charge
is on that? About three.
You're ordering a $10 omelet andthey up charge you like 5 bucks
for the cottage cheese. I'm like, yeah, I love you,
babe, but oh, by the way, American cheese only for me.
Oh, same. Get cheddar out of my omelet.
Yeah, no, I agree. And I'm maybe I am scumbag eyes,

(47:00):
but I like, dude, I gotta admit to you, I like a good slice of
American cheese. Like a craft that's not actual
cheese. Yes, on top of my omelette or in
my omelette, absolutely. Like I want some scummy cheese
in it. No doubt.
I want processed. Yeah, chemical shit that's not
actually. Cheese like if there was a
ticker. It melts perfectly.

(47:21):
They make the best grilled cheese sandwiches, too.
Burgers and omelets. American cheese only.
I don't know. OK yeah I yes I agree in theory
but there is like a pepper Jack on a burger 1 so.
Yeah, Pepper Jack is actually Elise.
It's pretty nice. OK, so for my first pick, we
just talked for like 15 minutes and we're on the second draft
pick. For my draft pick, give me the

(47:42):
music. I'm going with the
aforementioned when we discussedthis last time.
I'm going with the eggs Benedict.
I love you, son of A. You son of a bitch.
I love eggs Benedict, but I havea couple rules.
With eggs Benedict, you have to go to a place that makes good.
Like you can mess. Yeah, it can be bad if you cook
the eggs wrong or the hollandaise sauce.

(48:04):
There's a comedian named Gary Goleman that said, did you just
say holiday sauce and the and you can just mess up eggs
Benedict? Every single place that serves
brunch in Las Vegas, the eggs Benedict is so good.
I get it every morning in Las. Vegas, it's such a simple and
it's weird, 'cause eggs Benedict, I feel like they're
like a, a, a luxury trailer park.

(48:26):
Yeah, like 'cause they're like kind of a trashy food, but kind
of marketed as like kind of a fancy.
Yeah, it's like the first. Time at trailer park the mom was
like yeah how do you want your egg poach you want poached eggs
and some lady married a French guy and the French guy was like
no no how about if we had the. You knows English.
Muffins is this? Yeah.
Yeah, that's how I feel about eggs Benedict.

(48:47):
But that was that was going to be that wasn't it?
Is it's elite? That's the other thing I need.
I have to with eggs. I need hot sauce.
Do you do hot sauce on? I do hot sauce if I'm doing
scrambled. I need hot sauce on.
All Jackson can't eat eggs without hot sauce either.
And I always ask for the Cholula, the one with the wooden
cap and the and the abuela. We're Frank's.
We're a Frank's red hot home. Dirty dot Yep, Yep.

(49:10):
Alright, what you got? My next one is because this is.
Fun doesn't even need to look athis phone.
He's got. This is in order of what I would
order. I yes, I'm gonna I'm gonna cause
some controversy here. Alright, I'm going mimosa over
Bloody Mary every single day of the week Good with number two
overall pick. Wow, I'm going with.
The you want with a drink, Yeah,but it's gotta be the bottomless

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mimosas. Yeah, bottomless.
No, I don't want one. Water.
And it's 1 is stupid. Like can we just get the word
bottomless out of here? Yeah, no mimosas.
Make a mimosas. Mimosas are like buffets, they
they stop when you're done. So at the brunch pub crawl, you
got the mimosa. No, I, I, I think I was going
Bud Light. No, I don't think I was drinking

(49:53):
high. Jameson.
High, high noons the whole nightand then all the shots that
somebody was. Buying, I mean when you ate your
brunch food. I got no.
I think I had a gin and tonic. Nothing quite says good morning
like a gin and. Tonic an anomaly.
I was feeling a little some typeof way that morning.
I for my second pick give me themusic I'm easily since you just

(50:14):
chose mimosas which I feel like you could have got that a little
bit later pawn. I thought you were going to
take. I thought you were going to go
drinks, right? Yeah.
I mean, I'm I would order a bloody over a mimosa if you have
a Bloody Mary bar. And I think Zing Zang has the
market cornered on Bloody Marys.There's no reason to get
anything but Zing Zang. I've never had, I've never been
to a Bloody Mary bar. Like like a bar with you get to

(50:38):
pick your toppings exactly. I've never been to one.
It's amazing dude. I'm like piling pepperonis and
sausage. Sticks.
That would be so good. Pickles.
Pickles, yeah. Come on.
And they do. They pickle all the different
types of vegetables. So you get like cauliflower, you
get the pickled olives. So Bloody Mary olives.
Bloody Mary's used to be very high on my list, but the last
one I had, and I won't say whereit's from, it was really,

(51:00):
really, really bad that it was so bad that I no longer like
Bloody Mary. You.
Just have to ask them do you have Zing zang or not And if
they say no you don't order the bloody Mary.
OK? It's like it's a fact and I
think I've said it before. Get cucumber vodka inside
regular vodka and it'll change your bloody Mary life.
OK so I'll just draft the BloodyMary since you went drinks and I
like the bloody Mary and I'll throw it back to you for the
food. All right, so I.

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Because I'm still going to win adraft.
The problem is. Easy with ease.
The problem is we're generalizing when I have
specific things in my head, but for my neck, my next.
One eggs still on the table, by the way, or.
We just yes, OK, I'm like, if there's a different variation,
OK, I'm going to draft French toast next.
Oh man, that was certainly. Because it's certainly, but like

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you can't, you can only add different toppings.
You can't cook French toast 15 different ways.
Eggs you can cook 15 different ways.
So I feel like eggs are on the table, but French toast.
French toast, it's so good. Like for some reason, brunch
places, they're always have the Texas toast, they always have
the big fluffy and they sprinkle.
Just. And it's like kind of.
Mushy in the mouth. Oh God, It's like it's got

(52:06):
cinnamon. And sometimes they throw a
strawberry or a yeah. Oh.
My I mean, think about it. It's We have the egg to thank
for French toast. That's true.
Somebody was like some. Poor ass family was like all we
have are eggs and bread. Like dude, I'm sick of eggs and
bread. What do we do with the?
Daughter Mary's a French guy again.
He's. Like, no, you zip, you zip the
egg. Yeah, the French toast is the

(52:29):
best. It's so.
Good. It's actually I like have a
mental flight every time I go toa brunch diner when I want an
omelette and then I'm also looking at the French.
I always go omelette just because I don't want to be
weighed down by the syrup in this but.
In eating half a loaf of. Bread.
But eating half a loaf of bread.But if I were having brunch and
going right home, I'm probably going the biggest order of

(52:50):
French toast. Yeah.
OK, let me I put a couple of bullet.
It's under my French toast, so I'll ask you a couple questions.
Yep. How much syrup is too much
syrup? There is no such thing.
There is no such. Thing, I'm glad you said that.
Some people you put like a teenybit of syrup.
I'm like. What?
Dad pisses me off. Are you doing?
I asked so little Side note, Lauren's been abusing me.
I am on a strict diet until the Dominican Republic.

(53:12):
Nice. She wants to see a six pack or
she's gonna give me a black eye.What she said.
But so I'm I'm I'm following that.
But she had French toast with her daughter yesterday and I was
having just, I was, I was havingjust eggs, just cantaloupe, just
cantaloupe food for the pores. So I said, hey, give me a bite
of your French toast. I'll take just a single singular

(53:33):
bite. Do you know?
I could. I was like, is this dry?
Where's your syrup? There was a morsel of syrup.
I'm like this why? You're so skinny.
Yes. Get your life together.
Syrup is Lotto sugar pawn. I like syrup on my French toast
so much I cut a piece of the French toast off, Yep, rub it in
the syrup, Yep, flip the piece then.
Rub the other side. That's what I'm talking,

(53:56):
absolutely. Are you butter or no butter?
Absolutely butter. Absolutely Butter mixed with
syrup, Butter with everything isbutter makes everything better.
I agree. I mean Jelly toast with butter
underneath the Jelly. Amazing.
Oh my. Absolutely butter, but I don't
need all the I don't want. I don't need cinnamon.
I don't need. I would know some powdered sugar
on. It I would do cinnamon no
powdered sugar if I get. Fruit on it.
I just like the butter and the syrup on fresh toast and I'm.

(54:18):
Talking dirty to. Me and I think I've mentioned it
before and you, it blew your mind, but my sister-in-law makes
when we do brunch at my mom's house, she makes French toast
casserole. I It is spectacular, like a
giant cinnamon roll. What is?
It it's basically like a cinnamon French toast cinnamon
roll thing that she then bakes so the edges are crunchy.
This is Katie. No, this is my sister-in-law.
Oh, your sister-in-law. It's so good.

(54:40):
Every time we go to my mom's andwe wear this assignments for
breakfast, we're all like Jill'sgot the French toast casserole.
Hey Jill, show me a message, I'll send you my address.
FedEx me one. Maybe crumble?
Up some Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mix it.
Oh my, no, I'm on a diet actually.
Don't send me one at all. Please don't.
All right, give me the music. The pick is in with my next pick

(55:00):
I'm going to go with This is tough.
There's a couple things on the table that I really.
Really enjoy I got to delete X Benedict.
How sad. Oh.
It's so good. I'm going to go with what we
call egg souffle around here. It's it's not quite a quiche.
So I make it, my cousins make itfor tailgates and it's I think
everybody kind of knows what it is.
It's just cubed white bread, right?

(55:22):
All the breakfast meats. And then you crack a dozen eggs
and dump it over the top and youbake it.
I've never had that. Oh my.
God, it's. Amazing.
You slice it, you eat it like Yeah.
And you? Make it like lasagna.
You slice it like lasagna. And you like, you eat it with a
fork, Yeah. Or do you just is it sliced?
No, you eat it with a fork. I was thinking banana bread,
like, you know, you take a beef banana bread.
I make it the very few times we have people over for like
football games, for early morning stuff and it's pawn,

(55:44):
it's the best thing ever. Right.
They call it egg souffle. It sounds great.
So good. I'm at I'm struggling here now
you may throw a flag. Especially when you're on the
golf course across the street from the big house, just rifling
down beers. Sorry, go ahead, I throw a flag.
Eggs is such a great and no one ever thinks like, hey, I'm going
to drink tonight, let's have some eggs.
But it's such a good drink food.You guys might throw a flag on

(56:08):
me about half of the plate. Half of the times I've been to
brunch, this has been on the menu and half the time it's not.
And that's the shrimp cocktail. I'm going with shrimp cocktail
#3 or #4 overall that is my OK, listen, you got, you got a
cocktail. You got shrimp cocktail.

(56:30):
It's very light and it's fillingand it's fantastic.
I'm going shrimp cocktail. Except that it smells like a
shallow end of the ocean. I mean, that's probably, you're
probably not going to make out with any damsel.
Got some barnacles hanging off the.
Side but I am. The cocktail sauce is
disgusting. Yeah, I'm a light dipper, but I
am obsessed with shrimp. I.
It's not that disgusting. I'm exaggerating.
I will eat shrimp cocktail but there's no chance.

(56:52):
I think I just lost the list to every listener with like shrimp
cocktail at 4:00. There's no way.
To yeah I love shrimp cocktail all.
Right with number. Give me the music the pic is in.
I'm going to go with since you took French toast, I'm going to
go ahead and swoop in here and take waffles.
You can have. Waffles are if I have to rank
them, it's easily the bread onesare French toast first, waffle

(57:13):
2nd and any distant distant third.
Say the pancake, I dare you. Say it.
Say it's a distant third. I dare you.
It's a distant third, that pun there's.
No, it pisses me off. There's you can you can save
pancakes for your last pick because there is no chance I'm
ever eating a. Pancake.
That's how I feel about the OK, no, no, I won't go that far.

(57:37):
But the the the real close sister to French toast is the
pancake and then add a dose a. Close sibling is easily the
waffles because of texture. I mean, mate, mate, listen.
Tomatoes. Tomato.
Melee in the middle. OK, if you have yes, pancakes
have the potential to be you canhave a bad pain people.

(57:59):
Get pretentious and call them flapjacks.
Yeah, now you know. I'm telling you, Pun, if I was
stuck on an island with a volleyball for 10 years like Tom
Hanks and I came to the mainlandand all you had was pancakes, I
just hold off for a while. Oh, you.
Son of A. French toast is.
I just wouldn't eat pancakes. There's no way.
There's no way. I'm I'm at a loss for word.
I have not. I don't know what to say.

(58:21):
So. Pancakes are 1B to French toast
1A. Oh, no way, no way.
My I think my mom makes good pancakes.
I wouldn't know, but I will tellyou that.
Waffles The other day I went out, I, I brought a guy to lunch
for work and I was like, where do you want to meet for lunch in
Dearborn? He texts me out of the blue
without, he's not a podcast listener.

(58:42):
He just replies, how about NorthAvenue brunch house?
I was like, yes, that's exactly where I want to go.
And they had spicy chicken and waffles.
It was amazing. So I think I'm kind of taking
the chicken and the waffles in this in this pic.
Right now, OK if if you're goingto do that that was that would
I'll I'll ruin and say there onetime I can have sweet and savory

(59:05):
is. Chicken, that one OK.
I can mix the saltiness of the chicken in the wax.
Savory The first time I had chicken and waffles and I
thought to myself, who invented chicken and waffles?
But then I didn't want to get cancelled, so we should.
Just yeah, you don't. Let's not get like no, no, but.
Damn, they were smart to invent that.
This place. Just quickly, I I want to get
your reaction. You have to take Lauren there.

(59:27):
It's called the Avenue Brunch House in Dearborn.
It sounds great. We ordered an appetizer.
I like pretentious restaurant. Listen to this appetizer we got.
I was like, you can pick. He chose the brisket quesadilla
talk. To me.
Which is the following Smoked brisket.
Talk to me. Cheddar crust.
Talk to me. Mozzarella, Pickled pepper,
Caramelized onion, Caveman. Caveman sauce.

(59:54):
I don't even know what what is caveman sauce?
Scrambled egg and red pepper, dude.
It was God. The the combination of flavors
that I was eating, I was like, this is maybe the best thing
I've ever eaten in my. My Lord.
Whatever thoughts put together and they come with three sides
to dip it in. Jalapeno lime crema pico or
Chipotle southwest. I would.
It was amazing. All three amazing.

(01:00:15):
Order the brisket quesadilla from that place.
Wait wait and I'm gonna text this to myself N house.
Ave. Brunch Ave.
Brunch House. Ave.
Brunch House in Dearborn, MI Abbey.
North. I promise you if you go there
and eat it, I'll be getting a text like milliseconds later.
Brunch. House it was amazing.
I did have heartburn for like 9.Hours.

(01:00:36):
Well that just made my shrimp cocktail pick seem real stupid,
so I'm going to resend that. All right, you're up.
What you got? Pick us in getting the music.
So I don't need to take pancakesand you took chicken and
waffles. Now this would be my next one is
going to be I'm between 2:00 right now.
I'm going to go with the fruit plate or, or like a summer, a

(01:01:02):
summer fruit salad. A summer fruit salad.
I'm talking watermelon. Let's talking Kiwi.
I'm talking strawberries. Start overnight like you're not
cantaloupe. No, I love the fruit.
The fruit it's and with brunch it's usually like a.
Fruit salad. Problem with it is cantaloupe I

(01:01:23):
love because they're always justsprinkling cantaloupe.
All over the place unless you get hard.
I cannot believe you just went back-to-back.
Shrimp cocktail, then fruit plate.
Listen to me. I told you I was going to
struggle with this because I like very simple, not innovative
brunch things and actually for most meals.
But you you're going to lose your mind when you see what that
was in contention. Pawn, I want to say that

(01:01:45):
Stephanie and I want to spend more time with you and Lauren,
but if we were ever at a brunch and you were holding a menu and
said the word shrimp cocktail orfruit plate, that's all you'd
hear. I would slap the menu out of
your hand. Dude, there ain't no way I'm
going to brunch with you guys ifI.
Want to order a fruit plate? I wonder what?
Laura said. Well, she knows that I haven't.

(01:02:05):
You'd have to whisper her ahead of time.
Order the fruit. Plate so.
So that I can eat it you. You know how I have an unhealthy
obsession with watermelon? So I have, I have, I have a
little bit everyday. Watermelon gets mentioned almost
as frequently as Cinnamon Toast Crunch on your pie.
So whenever Lauren like she always has to stop for something
something got forgot, she alwaysjust grabs another watermelon

(01:02:26):
just because. Watermelon's amazing.
Yeah, it's it's fantastic. So so that's your pick.
I love. Plate I love.
Fruit. This is not a list for any, it's
my picks. I also love fruit, but I'm an
I'm I'm I got blinder's on for brunch food right now and with
the next pick the pick is in. And you're going with?
I'm tempted to go with one thing, but I'm going to steal

(01:02:47):
this other thing. I'm going to go with the blanket
statement of the breakfast sandwich.
Good breakfast sandwich is it's elite and I'm going to rank my
breads in order for breakfast sandwich here he's.
Going to go rye first. No, no, I'm talking about the
types. I go bagel 1st and then probably

(01:03:10):
biscuit. Oh, or no muffin.
Muffin. I don't know what I'm going to
ask. English Muffin.
Biscuit and muffin are too. Bagel, English muffin, biscuit
and bread. No swap the biscuit and bread
and it's a perfect list. Yeah, dude, it's perfect.
Sandwiches with American cheese.And like if I order it's I don't
want to give anything away, but the side of the sausage links

(01:03:30):
are the best side there is. You think that you think sausage
links are the best side? Easily the best side.
This guy don't even like pancakes.
He doesn't even like pancakes. You would think that's better
than Canadian bacon or bacon. One time I was in, I was at a
Ford plant for work in Canada. They have a plant in Windsor and
we go out to lunch and I was like, you know, let me get the

(01:03:50):
bacon cheeseburger. This dude brings me a burger
with a piece of ham on top. And I was like, what is this?
He was like, you ordered the Canadian bacon, eh?
Oh God Canada, get your shit together.
I don't want to give too much away on the side, but what I was
trying to say is on the breakfast sandwiches.
Sausage on a breakfast sandwich is so so.
Good. See, I would take bacon on a

(01:04:12):
breakfast. Sausage, bacon, sausage, ham.
Steak, ham, steak yes all great dude breakfast sandwich are
great. I messed up.
I don't even, I just assumed I took this in the top and just
totally. Forgot 4 shrimp cocktail Oh.
Man, I don't know why I totally forgot about two things.
For my next pick, I'm going to go.
Since you went with the breakfast sandwich, I'm going to

(01:04:32):
go with the breakfast burrito. That would be actually I was
going to rank the burrito last of my breads to wrap a sandwich.
I would go the breakfast burritowould be real high on things
that I would look if they don't have a good omelet that I see or
for whatever reason they were out of whatever, I would go with
the breakfast burrito. Probably second the.

(01:04:53):
Breakfast burrito. Or I don't want to ruin it.
That's like. The It's like the white trash
cousin of my breakfast sandwich,but no big deal.
You were going to eat your breakfast sandwich on a freaking
biscuit and like cough to death and have dry throat.
You ever had a Popeye's biscuit?Boy, yeah, come on.
All right, then. The pick is in the music.

(01:05:13):
Give me the music. The pick is in.
The next one I'm going to go with is.
I'm going to. Such shrimp, actually.
Look at my #12 fruit question mark.
Save it, I'm going with steak and eggs.
Me son of that was that's what in my brain when I said I
thought I took this real high upof steak and.
I'm going with steak and eggs because a steak is awesome and I

(01:05:37):
think if I had to get if I'm getting eggs with steak I'm
probably going scrambled but I might go like over medium.
I yeah, I go over easy and I gotta get the white toast to
dip. You're talking one bite of dip
toast, one bite of steak. All about the ratio.
Like a man. The problem with brunch places
is that use the fake eggs with scrambled.
Alright, is it your turn then? I took steak and eggs.

(01:05:59):
Yep. So.
Especially from La Dolce Vita who?
You are gonna, well, actually, you know what?
I'm gonna save this next one 'cause I know I can get it
later. I'm gonna go with a blank.
Flapjack, I'm gonna go with a blank.
What are you going with this time?
The Perch. I almost put whitefish on.
I must go a hillbilly crayfish. My next pic will be a blanket

(01:06:22):
shrimp. Gumbo.
Of the pastry, I'm going to go with the pastry.
Can't keep by the ship for that.No, the pastry is elite.
All inclusive with doughnuts. Doughnuts and crepes and all
kinds of. Stuff dude, I broke my rule on
the way to Virginia Beach and that was don't order food on the
toll road like pack a sandwich because it's all disgusting.
Although there's some places nowthat Paneras and Jimmy John's

(01:06:44):
fast food on the toll road for some reason no good.
Is it? I'd never stop on toll road.
And we were on the toll road on 8090 in Ohio and we needed to
get gas and eat. Where'd you even find a place to
stop? So that huge?
The huge one. There, there's on the toll road,
there's always the pull offs, like every 30 miles.
OK, I was like, let's just get Burger King breakfast because
they have good croissant sandwiches.

(01:07:05):
They really do, and they're underrated.
She wanted the Dunkin' Donuts a sandwich, but I was like, there
was like tickets. People were taking ticket
numbers and waiting in line for like 20 minutes.
I was like, let's just get this and go.
We stayed in line for the Dunkin' Donuts sandwich pawn.
I think they warmed my sandwich by sitting on it.
This thing was like this thick when they handed it to.
Me, I was like this is. Disgusting, dude.
All right, so is it my turn? Yeah, I took the pastry.

(01:07:28):
Oh, but that's that's why it made me think of it, because we
were at Dunkin. I was like, I should have just
got like all the glazed doughnuts instead.
Yeah, same amount of calories. Glazed doughnuts.
You can't. You can't mess them up.
You can't mess glazed up, right?So I'm going to go with my next
pic to the I'm running out, but I'm going to go with the
biscuits. And damn it, I thought I would
sneak. I I thought I was gonna swap the

(01:07:49):
steel of the draft for shrimp. Cock.
My son gets Popeyes that day forbreakfast and he gets a biscuit.
With it, he was so drafted. And he was like, he's like, I
don't want the biscuits. Like just try.
You might like a biscuit. He takes bites.
He's like, this is amazing biscuit.
I go dude. They're they're flavorful.
Like gravy. I was like, we need to get you
some biscuits and gravy from BobEvans.
Dude, biscuits and gravy is so good.
When's the last time you've beento a Bob Evans?

(01:08:11):
Millennia it's been. Forever.
The one on Eureka's still open, The one on Taylor.
There's one on Michigan Ave. in Dearborn.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I drive us.From 6 to 10:00 AM on a Sunday
is packed. It actually is, and I it's like
a Ram's horn. It looks like the golden girl's
walking out of there every 5 seconds.
When do you ever see anybody in a Ram's Horn or a Bob Evans
other than Sundays? Yeah.

(01:08:33):
How do they stay afloat? They murder man.
They do the biscuits and gravy. Since you decided to steal steak
and eggs and you won this draft,I just want you.
You won the draft, OK, At least.They gave you a good
recommendation for. For my my next one is you're
going to get so mad at just I'm going to go with the yogurt
parfait with granola 1. You can make this at home.

(01:08:59):
I actually love yogurt and granola, but I.
Do too, but I that's. I don't.
There ain't no way you're ordering that over a couple
things I got on the end of this list.
No, I'm not going to order it over.
Well, actually. I don't have much else.
The thing is, is like I do orderthe things that I actually like
to eat. Like I I always will eat a fruit
plate, I will always eat yogurt and granola, I will always eat

(01:09:20):
an omelet. I will like it, doesn't matter
where. We're so is the you would never
go to a brunch place and order yogurt and granola as your meal.
That's a side. That is a side.
That's something where like you walk into the place and you see
like pictures where they have some for someone else or
somebody is somebody. Yes, it is a side quest item.
I do that often at all restaurants.
I'm like, have my mind made-up before of what?

(01:09:41):
I'm going to order something. A waitress walks by with a plate
and I'm like, that look good. I've struck up conversation
before, but excuse me, what is that?
And he'll be like, oh bro, this is a Texas double Big Bang
slapper. I got brought it to him bad.
A shrimp cocktail. All right, you're going to take
yogurt and Gorilla over. I'll do this as my last pick.

(01:10:04):
I only got really one more. I'll do an honorable mention
because I'm just going to take it because I know, well, I know
you already took pastries. I had cinnamon rolls on here
because cinnamon rolls are. I included it the.
Last pick is I'm not I I don't normally order it, but a lot of
people were getting it at Fountain blue when I was there.
But the avocado toast? Oh, I'm Texas toast.
It was on my list. It looked amazing.
It's good. My daughter eats it all the

(01:10:24):
time. Yeah, avocado toast is actually,
it's like such a white girl food, but it's actually good.
That's actually the reason I wasn't ordering it.
Last, I'll take pancakes right out the gate.
Right out the gate you can have all the pancakes.
You can have. Bananas on your pancakes.
You can have peanut butter on your pancakes.
We've talked about this before. I'd never go to IHOP.
Nutella. It's not a Nutella guy, but IHOP

(01:10:47):
has a New York strawberry cheesecake pancake that'll knock
you back. I'm telling you right now.
How about the last thing I'll say is the side instead of the
hash Browns when you go to places that have the potato like
cubes. Those are so good.
They're always like they're right on the verge of being
burnt so they're perfectly crispy.
And I dip those in ketchup. Oh baby, talk to me.

(01:11:13):
I get into our goodbyes while wepick up a country pun.
It's a big one. It's a big well known.
Country. I'm going to go with Portland.
Whereas it seems like a different country.
Yeah, this is definitely a different country.
It is Russia. We gotta listen to Russia shout
out Putin. I don't definitely not shout out
Putin. No, we don't.

(01:11:34):
We don't need those kind of things.
You're allowed to use the Internet in Russia.
I don't think you're allowed to listen to podcasts in Russia.
So whoever you are. Hey, thank you for.
Listening to conversational humor, You're risking going to a
labor camp? Wait.
What if? Up in this dude's risking a
labor campus, I bring you to listen to us talk about
breakfast foods we appreciate. What if it is the KGB listening
to us 'cause we're like, these dudes know too much.

(01:11:57):
He did shrimp cocktail. Biscuits and gravy is a code
word, and I gotta say this. I'll clip it in beforehand.
Mama Baylog, you're going to want to turn this part off.
Oh my. For the next 3 minutes, closing
closing thoughts are actually you know what?
Just quick closing. Thought I was going to put this
in sports. I might have to clip this out,
but it's funny. Have you seen what's happening

(01:12:17):
at WNBA games recently? No, listen to me.
Listen to me dude. I'm not saying that it's
deserved, OK? It's rude.
First of all, but just. Because I don't agree with it,
but I can think it's funny because it is, is that people

(01:12:41):
are throwing dongers. I can't even get this out of my
dude. Did you see a second one hit the
court yesterday? A 2nd.
First of all, fake guy I I do not condone.

(01:13:04):
Also known as the dildo. Do you think like what kind of
noise does it make when? Does this sound like a
doorstopper? What kind of noise?
Fucking doorstopper. Do you think?
Any. Oh my God, what do you?

(01:13:25):
Do you think anyone on that court has that exact model?
We're like, Oh my God, I have. That what if it land suction
come down? That's what I'm saying.
Oh my God, dude, I saw the funniest tweet.
Sophie, your girl Sophie Cunningham, who you called

(01:13:45):
Sophia Cunningham, tweeted. Stop throwing dildos on the
court. You're going to hurt one of us.
And at Red 1, Bangarang replied.Stop playing basketball on the
dildo range. The most perfect tweet response

(01:14:11):
I've ever heard in my life. You know how many?
Playing basketball in the dildo range.
You know how many wives? Oh my.
Sisters and mothers are so mad at us right now and every dude
on earth is. Suffocating.
Just remember ladies, we don't agree with it, but we can think
it's funny. We.
Never grow up and we never will.So funny.

(01:14:32):
Dude that's the best tweet replyever.
The dildo range. 'Cause I got tears on my face
from YouTube. You say the doorstep.
But hey, I'm just thinking of like some basement dweller, you
know, because you got to be a real troll.

(01:14:52):
To do that. Like you stuck it?
He put it in his hands. People throw I can pussy right
on his games. How hard is it to sneak?
And I wasn't difficult. How hard is it?
To tape that to the side of yourleg.
And what did like? What does Amazon think like?
Fred has been ordering a lot freaking huge dongers lately and

(01:15:19):
I don't get it. This one's an obscene sad.
Dude, do you? Just imagine how liberating it
is is you have that cocked back.Oh my.
God, you know what kind of trollyou have to be to go to a WNBA
game and then throw like that. It's despicable you.
Paid for the ticket and the dildo.

(01:15:41):
Oh my God, I wonder did he go toa like a sex shop or did he
order it off Amazon? How did that work?
Oh no, no, no dude, this ain't for me.
I'm going to throw it on the cord and WWE.
Imagine if this just continues on and on.
They're going to start checking people.
Like no dude, that's not, that'sme.
That's me. Hey you.
Let the thing go. It's so funny, I'm like crying

(01:16:01):
out of my eyes right now. Oh God, if that becomes, is that
a second one recently hit the court?
As soon as you said, have you seen what's happening in the
WNBA? It was just chaos.
Imagine all you hear is that's. Exactly what it sounds like.
Oh my God. I.
Wonder in like when they turn their head it's still going so

(01:16:26):
they catch it and they're like, wait, is that?
Oh my God, imagine being the referee that has to pick it up.
Oh dude. Some dude just grabs it.
Now they're gonna have to start buying the refs those grabbers
for old people to just pick up litter.
It's so funny. All right, we gotta get out of
here. What are we doing next time,
Pun? Things that made the 90s
superior. The reasons the 90s were the

(01:16:50):
best decade. Yeah, that's exactly what I
meant. If you guys have list ideas,
send them over. If you have omissions, send them
over. Give us a five star, give us a
like. That's all I got.
Pun what you got? For me dog.

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