Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast
Dear God, Lettuce Pray is a podcast with context-driven biblical storytelling for people tired of shallow teaching, weaponized Scripture, and churchy filler. Hosted by Santana, this show unpacks difficult Scripture, misunderstood Bible stories, hard truths, spiritual questions, and everyday faith in a way that feels thoughtful, human, and easy to follow. Some episodes will make you think deeply, some will make you laugh, and some will make you sit with what God may be trying to show you. On this show, it's not about going to church, forcing you to believe, or fear mongering you with "hell". The DGLP Podcast firmly believes that if we can encourage you to read the Word for yourself, that God will handle the rest. Whether you are a believer, spiritually worn out, curious about the Bible, or just trying to understand what Scripture actually says, this podcast creates space to learn, reflect, and grow without feeling talked at. Connect on Instagram : @deargodlettucepray and @hellosantanahq Subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. Bonus points if that platform is Apple Podcast. Please be sure to leave a review and share an episode with a friend.
Episodes
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In this episode of the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast, hosted by Santana, we walk into ancient Egypt during the confrontation between Moses, Aaron, Pharaoh, and Pharaoh's magicians. This was a world where government, religion, magic, agriculture, medicine, priestly purity, sacred animals, the Nile, the sun and Pharaoh's throne were all connected. So when God dropped the diss track (aka when God ...
In this episode of the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast, hosted by Santana, we walk into ancient Egypt during the confrontation between Moses, Aaron, Pharaoh, and Pharaoh's magicians. This was a world where government, religion, magic, agriculture, medicine, priestly purity, sacred animals, the Nile, the sun and Pharaoh's throne were all connected. So when God dropped the diss track (aka when God began send...
People quote Scripture every day, but what happens when spiritual language starts getting used to avoid accountability instead of revealing truth?
After hearing watching a show appearance with Cheyenne Bryant where she referenced, "my sheep know my voice", Santana opens up a larger conversation about discernment, church culture, and the growing habit of using God-language as emotional insulation from bein...
This week on the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, Santana discusses the viral controversy surrounding Pastor Mark Burns, Donald Trump's 22-foot gold statue in Miami, political idolatry, corrupted spiritual leadership, and why so many people feel disconnected from modern American Christianity.
After Pastor Mark Burns defended the massive gold Trump statue unveiled at Trump National Doral, comparisons to the gold...
Can Christians smoke weed?
What does the Bible actually say about cannabis, idolatry, sobriety, and Christian freedom? In this episode of Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, Santana takes an honest, Scripture-first look at one of the questions believers keep debating but rarely slow down enough to study well.
This is a Bible study for people who want to understand what Scripture gives us for thinking about cannabis use,...
In this bonus episode of the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast, Santana sits down for a real conversation about the heart behind the podcast, and why this show ultimately belongs to Christ.
She shares honestly about burnout, spiritual resistance, and the responsibility of stewarding a faith-based podcast with care. This episode is a transparent check-in about calling, obedience, consistency, and trusting God to provide...
What does Easter actually have to do with Jesus Christ, and what has culture added that was never part of the biblical story?
In this episode of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast, Santana moves past bunnies, eggs, and empty tradition to sit with the real weight of Holy Week. This is a conversation about the love of Jesus, the necessity of the cross, and why the death and resurrection of Christ still matter so deep...
What do you do after you betray someone you once swore you would die for?
In this episode of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, we step into one of the most raw and human moments in the Bible. It is the night Jesus was betrayed and denied by two of the people closest to Him.
You've probably heard their names before: Peter the Apostle and Judas Iscariot.
Both walked with Jesus.
Both failed Him.
Both felt the weig...
What happens when you genuinely love God, or want a real relationship with Christ, but feel out of place in certain faith spaces?
In this episode of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, Santana shares the heart behind the podcast, why it exists, and the deeper assignment that led to creating a space where Scripture can be explored thoughtfully, honestly and without fear.
This conversation speaks to anyone who has eve...
The story of Lot and his daughters is one of the most disturbing passages in the Bible, and it is also one of the most misunderstood. Some read it and assume God turned a blind eye. Others rush to assign blame or defend characters instead of slowing down long enough to read the text as it was written. This episode refuses to do either.
In this conversation, we walk carefully through Genesis nineteen, paying attenti...
In this episode of Dear God, Lettuce Pray, we slow down and read the verses that get quoted the most and explained the least when it comes to tithing. From Genesis 14 to Malachi 3, we unpack what the Bible actually says about giving, blessings, and that famous "test me" verse churches love to use.
No church bashing. No guilt. No fear-based theology.
Just scripture, context, and a reminder that generosity w...
Welcome back to Dear God, Lettuce Pray, the podcast where we take Bible stories out of the dusty Sunday School shelf and shuffle them into real life for the spiritually curious, the skeptical, the spiritually burned, and everyone in between.
In this episode, we unpack the wile and surprisingly relatable story of Gideon from Judges chapters six and seven. Involves a guy who didn't feel chosen, tried to talk God...
Where are the female angels?
In this episode of Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast, we slow down and let the Bible speak for itself. No myths, pop culture theology, or watered-down explanations meant to keep everyone comfortable.
We walk through how angels are described in Scripture, what the original languages reveal, and why are angels consistently presented as male. We also confront a common misunderstanding that gend...
"It's not the government's job to feed the poor. It's the church's job"
That line almost always gets justified with one verse: 2 Thessalonians 3:10. In this episode, we break down what Paul was addressing in Thessalonica, why some believers had stopped working, and how this passage gets pulled out of context to shut down conversations about poverty, public responsibility, and care for ...
Episode Two: 2 Thessalonians 3:10
Why do some Bible verses get quoted constantly, while others barely at all?
In this promo trailer for the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast, host Santana introduces a show that slows Scripture down and reads it in context. This series explores verses that are often taken out of context, how misused Scripture pushes people away from faith, and what changes when the Bible is read carefull...
Season Two of the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast opens with one of the most misused verses in the entire bible:
"Turn the other cheek".
Some folks use it to paint Jesus as soft. Some use it to guilt you into silence. And some weaponize it so you'll tolerate things God never asked you to tolerate.
This episode breaks down what Jesus was actually teaching in Matthew 5:39, using the real historical and cul...
You've heard it all, I am certain. People questioning God, misquoting Scripture, and in some cases, walking away from church altogether. But in the middle of the chaos, one truth remains : God never stopped speaking.
Season Two of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast takes you back to the Word--unfiltered, unedited, and unbelievably human. Each episode unpacks the stories you thought you knew and the ones you n...
Welcome to "Dear God, Lettuce Pray," the podcast where faith meets fun, hosted by the ever-engaging Santana. Join us as we explore the Bible's deeper meanings through stories filled with humor, wit, and a touch of irreverence.
Whether you’re a spiritual skeptic, a curious millennial, or just someone seeking a fresh perspective on ancient texts, this show is for you. In each episode, we unravel the c...
You know what doesn't get talked about enough in the Christian community?That Jesus had jokes. He was in fact quite the jokester. Tune in to the next episode as we unpack biblical scripture that highlights the wittier side of Jesus.Please subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcast and YouTube. Also follow us on Instagram : @deargodlettuceprayHost : SantanaSound Design : Green Olive MediaEdited by : Simone the Master...
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