We’re wrapping up CATASTANIC by going back out to sea with TITANIC II. It’s not a sequel to 1997’s TITANIC, but the creative minds at The Asylum film company sure want to trick your Nana into thinking it is.

Wave goodbye to Justin and Steve as they board the maiden voyage of a ship that has less of a chance of crossing that ocean than a cruise liner made of concrete. This D-tier action thriller is more POSEIDON ADVENTURE than romantic-tragedy as it tries to raise the stakes of the catastrophe it’s exploiting, with less than 1% of the budget of the movie it’s trying to capitalize on. But even with lame stunts, atrocious CGI, impossible logic, a script held together with chewing gum, and the cultural impact of throwing a pebble into the ocean… It’s still one of the most successful releases under The Asylum name.

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