Labuda & Marcus had a play date, Brian Laundrie warrant, live porn at the Bronx Zoo, "Britney v. Spears" doc, Howard Stern v. Joe Rogan, Maz checks in, Double Bonerline, and Zooves v. 18-month-old.DTE performed well with the most recent storm by their standards... only 130,000 customers without power this time.A 1.5-year-old has seen Zooves nude. Where were this kid's parents?The Detroit Lions will face the Baltimore Ravens this weekend. Trudi and Dee will be partying hard at Ford Field.Not-a-Prince Harry and his boss, Meghan Markle, are in New York City wasting everyone's time.We check in with Neighbor Marcus to get his thoughts on Michael Jackson and recap his playdate with artist Tom Labuda.Manscaped.com brings you a brand new Bonerline (use promo code DREW). Call or text 209-66-Bonerline!Brian Laundrie is on the run and taking up too much time on the news. Brian's friends have his back & Geraldo wants him DEAD.Glenn Close sucks at singing the National Anthem. Conor McGregor sucks at throwing baseballs.The Bronx Zoo appears to have added live gorilla sex.Nirvana's Nevermind turned 30 years old. They are release a special issue with 70 unreleased tracks. BranDon is still mad at Dave Grohl.Debra 'Everything-I-Touch-Turns-Into-A' Messing is very angry that Kim Kardashian will be hosting Saturday Night Live. She doesn't understand how popularity works.Johnny Depp doesn't like cancel culture. Wonder why?Nicki Minaj is married to a rapist. Her brother is ALSO a rapist.Dr. Robert Anderson accusers confront the Michigan Regents. HAIL TO THE VICTIMS!Tyler Bertuzzi has made a "life choice" to not playing hockey games in his home country of Canada with his Detroit Red Wing teammates. He's part of a very small club in the NHL.Breaking News: The FBI finally found out Brian Laundrie killed Gabby Petito. His parents are complicit.Big Jim gets another road named after a Michigan rocker star. We're going to steal his bit.Drew is planning his next additions to Little Steven's Underground Garage. Ever heard of The Dictators? Neither has anyone else.Andrew W.K. is engaged to Kat Denning and her huge boobs.Drew remains jealous of influencer Cameron Dallas.The Many Saints of Newark is coming soon.We interrupt Tom Mazawey's bowling league to chat about Jamie Collins, the White Sox winning the AL Central, Tom Brady vs Bill Belichick and predict the weekend football games.Michigan plays Rutgers. MSU plays Nebraska. Drew has given up on Virginia Tech. Bowling Green plays Minnesota. ITT Tech still does not have any games this weekend.21-year-old Lorenzo Brabo has been sentenced to 8-15 years for helping provide the fentanyl-laced pills that killed 3 in Auburn Hills. His family has a GoFundMe for his defense.Riddick Bowe has bailed on his Lamar Odom fight and JLo's ex, Ojani Noa, has stepped in.The "Britney vs Spears" documentary looks completely one-sided. She has daddy issues.Howard Stern (D) vs Joe Rogan (R).Real Sports featured the tough relationship of Al and Mark Davis. It reminds Drew of his buddy, Jim Irsay.Enjoy a Bonus Bonerline: Foo Fighters Edition.Social media is dumb but we're on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).