Gutting the Sacred Cow

Gutting the Sacred Cow

Standup Comedians Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel love films and they love arguing about them. But in this unique podcast; they invite guests to come in and argue why some of the most financially successful, beloved or acclaimed films are trash. Kevin and Kevin preside over these cases and see if their friends have made them change their minds. Check out this podcast dedicated to giving the most hilarious, witty, and funniest movie reviews you'll ever hear.

Episodes

May 7, 2021 74 min

Love the balls on @willnoonan (the Will Noonan show on Youtube) taking down a movie that your parents will undoubtedly say is one of their favorites. Will hates the Ben Stiller/Robert Deniro comedy, Meet the Parents, and does a masterful job why this film should get dumped; all while sounding like a perfect clone of Christian Slater. But is Will able to make @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ say, "Martha Focker, th...
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Love the balls on @willnoonan (the Will Noonan show on Youtube) taking down a movie that your parents will undoubtedly say is one of their favorites. Will hates the Ben Stiller/Robert Deniro comedy, Meet the Parents and does a masterful job why this film should get dumped; all while sounding like a perfect clone of Christian Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? You're hearing ad...
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@Buffa82 is a film critic who isn't a douche! Gasp! We're in shock too but he's a good dude because he doesn't get blowhardy nor uses the word, zeitgeist. Dan made @KevinGootee or @kevinIsrael_NJ sit through La La Land, the movie that won Oscars and made a TON of money. We all know KG hates musicals and KI kind of likes them but did this one fall on their favorable sides? And during the episode, Kev...
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Our old pal and yours, @Billschulz from MORNIN' on Compound Media, returns to get the stink of ZERO gutting to his name off of him. This time, he's chosen the arguable film that open the doors for superhero films, Superman. Christopher Reeve in tights, Gene Hackman in toupees, and Margot Kidder dresses as Elsa from Frozen...this film has it all and then some. I mean, this film is 2.5 hours, not much that it doesn'...
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There's a snake in @JenniferEckhart's boot! Amazingly enough, she hates one of the films that is universally LOVED, spawned 3 sequels, and an entire section in Disneyworld. That's right, Toy Story isn't good enough for Jennifer's taste and she has it out for Woody, Buzz, and even Bo Peep in this film. @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ listen to her assault against the first Pixar film but is her ar...
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You know why this episode is going to be amazing? Because @blockbustercast selected @KevinIsrael_NJ all-time favorite film, Ghostbusters. The iconic film that launched one of the lamest sequels, a garbage cartoon, and an all-female reboot which send the internet into a tizzy. Do Ben and Dave's argument cross the streams and destroy Kevin Israel's enjoyment of this film? The quartet have a few, "THAT DOESN...
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Horror fan and host of "The Thing Is (ding!) Podcast Shannon Heyer (@Gasdigital and @imshannonlee) comes on to explain why the cultural phenomenon, "Get Out" is severely overrated. Does her argument work like the teacup and spoon trick work on @KevinGootee on @Kevinisrael_NJ? Also, the gang discuss their hatred for people who chew with their mouths open and scrape their teeth on forks. See, we can dis...
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We seem to be on a tear with having guests picking iconic films of the 80's and finding plenty of faults with them (Coming to America, Die Hard, Karate Kid) Oh, and speaking of the Karate Kid, here's a first. This week's guest was in the Karate Kid...3. That's right, Sean Kanan (@seankanen but in KK3, Mike Barnes) joins us to crescent kick Footloose. You know, the film features the song where unoriginal coup...
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Another week, another episode where we can't believe we found someone who hates a cinematic masterpiece. Don Jamieson (@realdonjamieson) thinks Bruce Willis and his patchy chest hair frolicking around an office Christmas party is a terrible film. And for those of you too dense to figure it out, we're talking about Die Hard. Are @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ in agreement or completely aghast? And do they d...
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What perfect timing @LaurenSivan (Hotel Artemis, Taken 3, and Fox News) has as her selection for this episode...Coming To America. As we post this, Coming 2 America came out just yesterday and seems the masses HATE the sequel. And Lauren went from loving the first Coming to America to finding more flaws in it than a pair of knockoff Prada shoes. Can Lauren convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that Prince Akeem b...
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Oh boy, are we going to upset women of the 80's and 90's with this week's film. Juliette Miranda (@morningneurosis, host of the Unwritable Rant podcast) returns to attempt to slay, Pretty in Pink. We just heard a lot of pearls being clutched as the queen of 80's movies has never taken shrapnel on this podcast...until now. Don't forget, you can find us on all imaginable podcasts: apple iTunes, Spotify, goo...
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Fan favorite @MikePriceinLA (The Simpsons and F is For Family on Netflix) after he successfully slain Batman Returns to attempt a second gutting by going after the Academy Award winner, Argo. As in, Argo f--- yourself. Can Mike go 2 for 2 and convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ this film is worse than the liberties taken with the REAL story of the Iran hostage crisis? Kevin Israel tells a story what it's li...
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Adult film star Kendra Sunderland @KSLibrarygirl broke new ground on our podcast, she chose the first G-rated film to be gutted. And wow, this playful romp isn't safe from Kendra's T-Rex approach. @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ also learn how Kendra got kicked off of Instagram as well as some of her weirdest request from fans. And wow, we have some doozies here. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us ...
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Quentin Tarrantino has a lot of fans but on this podcast, we've found our FOURTH film that someone wants to attempt to take down and that person is Brad Morris (@BradMorris773). Brad outlines many reasons why The Hateful Eight should've been left to freeze to death in the middle of nowhere. We all know @KevinGootee is a huge Tarrantino fan, can Brad coax KG and @KevinIsrael_NJ into agreeing this film should sh...
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The infamous live show is HERE! 2 of our favorite guests, @BillSchulz and @JoNosuchinsky from @morninBillandJo on @compoundmedia rejoined us to do one of the 80s biggest darlings, The Karate Kid. Perfect timing right smack in the middle of the Cobra Kai popularity. Bill and Joanne have no love for this Jersey boy getting jumped every 5 minutes who becomes an indentured servant to a Japanese handyman. And Bill pl...
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Indiana Jones is one of the most successful trilogies ever (Yeah, we're not recognizing Kingdom of the Crystal Skull). But TED talk and motivational speaker, Bobby Umar, has an axe to grind with the 2nd installment, Temple of Doom. Kate Capshaw drives him (and everyone) bonkers but does Bobby bullwhip this tale of an archeologist and charming sidekick? Or do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ drop his argument into a f...
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We brought back our buddy, @Delvin_Cox, who did first appeared on the Avatar episode. Delvin says The Fast and the Furious (1st film of the franchise) says this film is fantastically terrible. Does Delvin's argument punch the NOS too soon or is it as sweet as a 10 second car. Cause he lives his life a quarter mile at a time. Let's see if he beats this film up like Dominic Toretto beat up a guy with a wrench. The ga...
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This is probably the only time we'll be saying this on this podcast... we're doing a Steven Seagal film! @MoMandel from the Full Release and Jews Control the Media podcasts wants to air his grievances regarding Under Siege. Mo hates "Die Hard on a Boat" but the real question is his argument more convincing than Gary Busey in women's clothes? Or is his dissertation as beautiful as Erika Eleniak popping out...
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Formerly of TMZ and currently of Adam's Apples and Hollywood Raw podcasts, @AdamGlyn joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ to air his grievances with the fan favorite, Anchorman. But does Adam the paparazzi get the exclusive why this film is a low grade test pattern? Or do the Kevins think his argument is worse than Will Ferrall's jacked up teeth? Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sp...
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WOW! Ralph Sutton (IamRalphSutton @theSDRshow @Gasdigital) joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ to attempt and cut the legs out from THE highest grossing film of all time, Avengers Endgame. He's going to rankle a lot of nerds, including our own Kevin Israel who is as much a Marvel fan as Ralph is. KG takes a backseat and lets these titans duke it out. Can Ralph sway the gents that his argument...is inevita...
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