Hell Gate City

This bonus episode features a PSA from Kirby in a local park and some tomfoolery. It precedes season two proper but is cut from the same cloth. And it's here to tide you over as the next season's story works its way through the machine.

Warning: features provocative and violent content with bodily fluids, a firearm, and a baseball bat.

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It seems like the horrors of our dreams are most frightening to you...

On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.

One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will venture into the Funhous...

It seems like the terrors of the real world are most appealing to you and for good reason...

On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.

One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will ve...

On the Eve of Halloween, 14 storytellers make their way to the Darklight Carnival and share horrific tales of mystery and murder… but not all is as it seems.

This October 30th, the feed you’re listening to now, along with all other participating shows, will post two episodes simultaneously for Nine II Midnight. One episode will feature tales that are baked in reality with terrors that may be a part of our waking life. The other epi...

In this podcast, a news radio host gets stuck in a dystopian cyberpunk NYC called Neo Amsterdam, AKA Hell Gate City. He decides to live-stream his nightmares for ratings. All hell breaks loose. Start with Ep. 0: "Cypher". Then listen to episodes 01, 02, 03, and so forth.  It's free to👂 but not free to make. So, please patronize the heck out of our little show if you may: https://www.patreon.com/hellgatecity

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Behold the Season 1 bonus episode "Neo Amsterdam Emergency Preparedness Guide." Produced at the request of our Patreon supporters.

Warning: This episode does not provide actual emergency preparedness but does discuss all sorts of disasters, including environmental devastation, societal collapse, terrorism, solar flares, and more.

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Warning: This episode is violent. It may not be suitable for young children or the faint of heart.

The time has arrived to bring Season 1 to a close, and what better way than by the gnashing of teeth and spilling of blood? No need to answer that. It's a family affair.

We rejoin father and son in Seneca Park for Part 2 of 2. This is the season finale. And in it, we learn some shocking details about Kirby's past. Th...

Strap on your Dream-Streamer headset, hell-hacker. You're entering part 1 of a two-part season finale that will launch the show in a new direction — a serial story arc for Season 02, about which we are very excited. Join father and son Thornton and Kirby Bevins for a walk in the park. It ain't a walk in the park, if you know what I mean. Thornton reveals a shocking secret about Kirby's past. Kirby doesn't believe it. Some confessio...

Love is a noun, a nickname, a type of shack, a god, an emotion, a verb, and a score of zero in cyber-tennis (how’d they arrive at that one?).

Warning: this episode contains provocative content intended for listeners with ≥ adolescent maturity.

All things are not what they seem. I, Kirby, look slightly fatter than last week. Yet, my bloat is just a bellyful of apologies for the delay of this episode. As you'll see with your...

It’s the third month of the year, so you know what that means. The Governing Authority Group’s (GAG) annual Cyber-Purge is upon us. Watch your partners and your pets. I know I did. If you’ve seen a dusky blue teacup poodle, caged or otherwise, please alert the station.

It’s been a tough year all around, and to think, we kicked off the Kraken-virus plague during last year’s Cyber-Purge without even knowing it.

Many...

Dream a little dream with me, Kirby Bevins. Join us as we go hip-deep into my psyche, and, girl, it gets messy. Total radio apeshot. If you thought you knew ol’ Kirb up until now, think again. One Cyber Lucidity plunge and you’ll be swimming in a sea of intrigue, dark figures, and dangerous encounters.

Warning: This episode contains provocative and violent content intended for listeners with ≥ adolescent maturity. It includes bodil...

Strap on your psycho helmet. It's going to be a bumpy ride. A new audio production team has formed to take Amsterdenizens to a higher plane – no, not Ascension.

Host Kirby Bevins walks listeners through the slushy sludge of Manahatta Isle and into the depths of cult role-playing game sensation XYnon, a crime against the Church of Natas by two pyromaniacs (could it be the Pyro Bros?), and more.

Stay inquisitive. St...

Dear hell-hackers: I, Kirby Bevins, apologize for the delay of "Hot Metal Dobermans". I also blame Mayor Boccaccio's Blackguard Cyber-Squad. They intercepted Episode 04 through a sidewall. Do not be alarmed! We circumvented the fire-block. Hang tight and stay vigilant. Be ready for the new microchipped vaccine – it packs a secret punch. Speaking of secrets, guess our guest today and you could win tickets to see the Vapor Games. Als...

Kirby revisits President Gorp’s alleged cyber-coup last week. Who helped it? How? What happened? Why? It came to a head, actually about 15 heads. They rolled off several Centurian Cenators and a slew of Representatives unlucky enough to be caught in the melee. Host Bevins remains undaunted even as the F.I.B. and pint-sized hate machines pursue him for crimes he swears he never even computed.

Rumors of Alby, the man-eating ...

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Transcripts. (Beware: provocative ideas and violence intended for audiences who've hit puberty.)

In This Episode

Kirby Bevins finds himself on the lam...

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Series Description

In this rollicking sci-fi comedy podcast, a radio host stuck in a dystopian cyberpunk version of NYC live-streams his nightmares for ratings. All hell breaks loose. (Warning...

In this award-winning sci-fi comedy, a radio host in dystopian cyberpunk NYC uses new tech to broadcast his nightmares for ratings. All hell breaks loose.

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Warning: contains provocative ideas and violence intended for audiences who've reached puberty.

Hell Gate City is free to listen to, but it's not free to make. Join NAILS (Neo Amsterdam's Inner Legion Syndicate) on Patreon. You'll keep the show on-air...