June 2, 2025 • 67 mins
Raw, unfiltered, and delightfully chaotic – that's what awaits you in this episode as John and Jay take listeners on another wild ride through their week's adventures and random musings.
Jay kicks things off with exciting news about his DJ business scoring a radio promotion opportunity on 96.7 The Mix, showcasing his entrepreneurial hustle. The conversation flows naturally into a nostalgic discussion about recording songs off the radio – remember holding those microphones up to speakers and praying no one would talk during your favorite song? Today's streaming generation will never understand the struggle!
Things take an interesting turn when the hosts dive into the darker side of social media, discussing controversial AI filters creating fake Down syndrome content. Their commentary, while adult-oriented and boundary-pushing, raises legitimate questions about digital ethics and exploitation in today's algorithm-driven world.
In a surprisingly vulnerable segment, both hosts open up about their experiences with compression shirts and body confidence. It's a refreshingly honest conversation about male body image that balances self-deprecating humor with genuine insights about personal growth and acceptance.
The episode continues with stories about Jay's successful wedding DJ gig at a gorgeous venue on the Olentangy River, plans for an upcoming charity golf outing at Mohawk, and hilariously awkward public bathroom encounters. The hosts' willingness to share embarrassing childhood tales creates an atmosphere of relatability despite the outrageous nature of some anecdotes.
Whether you're a long-time listener or first-time discoverer of this unapologetically authentic podcast, this episode delivers the perfect blend of humor, honesty, and unexpected insights that will have you coming back for more. Subscribe now and join us for next week's adventures!
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Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's everyday With John and Jay.
Comedy Skits, random bullshit,tim and Jerry, it's not your day
(01:03):
, it's not my day, this is ourday.
It's not my day, this is ourday, and it's every day with
John and Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on, you like
sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
(01:23):
It is time to get the show onthe road.
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's Every Day with John and
Ajay.
Let's rock.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You are listening live to 4, 3.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, alright, yes, alright, way to go, wayne.
You're nodding your head.
You're nodding your head wait.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I just watched that.
It's every day with Jada J.
We're here again, and we'reglad you're here too.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
A lot of stuff to talk about today yeah, so uh go
ahead, oh um what you got.
Oh okay, so really cool thinghappening.
So, um, it was a couple daysago.
I met with a uh, young lady andshe hired me to DJ her
daughter's wedding.
Well, my business Okay.
(02:27):
So she is a radio DJ for themorning for 96, seven the mix
out of.
Fostoria, Okay Okay.
So they're doing a booze cruiseon the lake and they needed a
DJ.
I said, do you need a DJ forthat as well?
She's like yep.
I said, give me free promotionand I'll fucking, I'll do it.
(02:47):
So they're dude, they're givingme, they're going to let me
record my own fucking commercialfor a T-town DJ and they're
going to run it like shit tons.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Oh, that's sweet.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
And then also on top of that, she's like would you be
interested in doing aninterview, like of talking about
what being a wedding dj is likeand everything else?
I was like, yeah, so tomorrowmorning at 9 10, I'm gonna be on
96, 7, the mix, oh that's sweetwhich, uh, this is a week too
late, so you're not gonna be.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You're not gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
We're not like live yet too bad, we don't record off
the radio like we used to.
Yeah, I remember doing thatshit.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Man, like kids don't know the struggle of trying to
like record your favorite songoff the radio and sometimes
there'll be like talking.
Sometimes people will talk inthe background.
If you were like, if you did it, the old like with a microphone
sucks.
I know some people used to havelike a microphone I did I try,
and you have to put it to thespeakers, and sometimes if
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there's people talking in thebackground, it ruins it
completely.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Well, even though or if you got any air movement or
yeah anything yeah see.
What I had to do was play it onone and then try to use the mic
, because, remember, boom boxesused to come with microphones
built on.
Oh, that's right, yeah, so Iused to try to record on that
dude.
It sounded like shit we werelucky enough.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
My dad had like a Sony tape deck that had dual
tape.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, my dad did too, but we weren't allowed to
fucking touch it.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Justin did anyway, because he didn't give a shit.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
If only everything was off limits from touching in
my house, my life would havebeen a little bit different.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Emotional damage.
Yeah, we used to record likeradio all the time off that
double tape deck.
It was pretty sweet.
Then we blew the speakers outfucking playing rap and shit.
So my parents had these big-assbookshelves.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh, dude, those were so good, the Pioneers dude.
Those huge-ass fucking.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
They were built solid wood, just big 12-inch.
They had like 12, 14-inchwoofers.
And then they had the tweetersand stuff that fucking they hit
man, oh yeah, dude.
And then my dad had a crazyreceiver with it and he get.
We blew the piss out of thosespeakers because we were we'd
hook up, fucking, we'd listen torap and we fucking boom the
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fuck out of that.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I used to do that to my dad's stereo too, but he
would uh, I would never do itwhile he was home.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
And then also one day he just goes Pop.
That was all she wrote.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Nope, you gotta know the.
You gotta know it startedpopping really bad.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah, I was like oh, I've been peeing your fucking
ass.
My dad was pissed.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I was just like my dad's, like you, listening to
that.
That goddamn rap shit on myfucking stereo.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Huh, the rap.
Shit ain't going to break yourstuff, it's just how loud it is.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Well, my dad always blamed it on that, because
that's what we listen to.
It's like listen to thatgoddamn bassy shit.
We're blowing the fucking shit.
It's like the fuck, god damn it, you gonna pay for this.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
No, don't play that fucking rap shit and I know
exactly what you said.
John's like listen, Listen.
I'm playing the rap shitbecause I'm trying to get some
pussy.
Mom's been giving me the eyethe past couple days.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Boy don't you dare no , I'm just kidding, that's
horrible um but no, um, we, uh,it was actually the rock and
metal that really fucking pushedit.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I can only imagine yeah, because it was.
Yeah, it was, it wasn't the rapit was actually the.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
The rap sounded really good on it.
It was the when we put thefucking like harder shit on
there like the metallica andstuff.
Oh yeah, it's like dot, dot dotdot.
It's like it'd really choke itto death.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
So fucking pop, really bad oh, dude, speaking of
popping, really bad mychildhood was amazing you could
take that any way you want.
Really, really, really reallyno, I'm just kidding, but anyway
we um it's been a prettyeventful uh week rocked, rocked.
(06:53):
A fucking dude, no joke.
Beautiful venue on the olintangy.
I was in columbus this weekenddj in a wedding.
Oh that's right.
Oh, dude, how was that?
I nailed that, fucking dude itwas.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
It was just a little upscaly than what you're, a
little bit more.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, like I wore my, uh, my polo, my t-town dj polo,
and I just wore, like my golf.
Okay, it's like I love thesethings.
These things were only fivebucks, they're fucking
comfortable, but I wore thoseand, um, dude, I'll show you.
I got a video so you guys canjust kind of imagine what it
looks like the old and dingy umno no, no, no, no.
(07:34):
Oh yeah, here we go.
Okay, so here it is, dude,there's not really sound okay
right now, like you're lookingat, here's the building.
That's where I was.
Okay, right, there's my setup.
That's the old, intangible,right there, dude.
Okay, there's downtown columbus, okay that's a really sweet
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venue.
There's somebody flying on awheelchair that chick didn't
have barely any limbs.
Dude, it's just crazy.
Dude, it's gorgeous like glass.
That's cool.
It's got two big doors in thefront you can open up and the
road is straight ahead from thedoors and it dead ends right
there.
(08:18):
And then, okay, like it's aone-way street, was your sound
good enough for that?
Oh yeah, I killed it, dude.
Okay, you were so happy.
Um, I made really good money.
And no joke, dude, everybodydancing.
I got to play, um, I got toplay fucking stone temple pilots
I never get to play that, so Iget to play dead and bloated.
(08:39):
That's different.
Um, some guy requested and Iasked the brand groom.
They're like, yeah, go down andplay it, but, dude, everything
went really well.
The food was S?
Tier, dude.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
They had three different menus and of course I
didn't read it, so I just atesome of everything.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
As you should.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Parmesan crusted chicken.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Oh, that sounds good.
Sirloin tips.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Ground chicken oh, that sounds good.
Um, sirloin tips, agranpotatoes, green beans like these
were those crunchy green beans,so really high in green beans.
Green beans, uh, angel hairpasta.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Okay, very, very, very, very, very good food
speaking of, uh, of catering,have you seen these videos on,
like the Reels or TikTok, wherepeople will be like, all right,
this is ridiculous prices forcatering.
It's like you're going to getgrilled chicken, you're going to
(09:36):
get fried chicken, you're goingto get green beans and you're
going to get baked beans andyou're going to get a salad
$1,000.
You ever see these videos?
I don't know if they're.
They're they're fake or ifthey're, these people are for
real.
But these people coming outwith just like it's just a pan
of each of these things and it'sjust like fifteen hundred
(09:57):
dollars and that's all you get,just the food.
It's nothing at all.
I was like like man, I don'tknow.
That's crazy.
That seems like it's crazy tome.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
What it is.
It depends, because a lot ofpeople will.
What they do is they say you'regoing to spend.
If you're catering a party,unless you're getting a good
deal, you're usually going tospend about anywhere from 13 to
15 to 20 25 a person right onfood.
(10:31):
So if you've got a 300 personwedding, you better hope.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Your pockets are fucking deep because, because I
was just like man.
That seems crazy.
I'll see if I can find it, butI don't think I can find.
I'm not gonna waste my time,but it just like.
It was just like three pans ofthis, though that's all you get,
though you don't get anythingelse.
But then again, I'm not privyto how.
You know how weddings and stuffare nowadays, so maybe it is
(10:58):
that expensive way food costsare and stuff.
But I was just like jesus man.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
That's insane I thought you were talking about
the, the mentally handicappeddown syndrome models that are on
fucking uh on.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
All those are fit.
Now I know for a fact those areall fake.
Are they all fake?
They're most of them.
I know most of them are dirt.
It's a filter, it's ai they,they, I don't know why, but I
would, I jerk off you would youfuck those I I 100% would fuck
those Down syndrome girls.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Oh dude, they need love too.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
They can get disappointed just like any other
woman.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
So what's going on with that?
I'll slide that diaper to theside, bro.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Oh, my God dude oh.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I'm like oh, you're drying up down there, let me
grab some of that slobber offyour chin, put it right on the
old knob.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Oh my God, dude, I'm so fucked up.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, I guess that's like don't put your fucking
little cabbage hands on mydingus.
It's the grave.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Peter Dinklage.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Peter Dinklage dude.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
I guess it's the graves having a really tough
time and tick tock, all theseplaces are trying to.
It's hard to fight against it.
Let me show you the one thatI've been on I don't really give
a fuck if she's real or not.
The OnlyFans is having a reallytough time because people are
taking or putting this on OF andmaking a fucking bundle on it.
(12:21):
It's like sexually exploitatinga group of people that like her
are susceptible I don't know.
I don't know about her thoughbecause she didn't.
Here's another video of her.
See that's.
I think that's ai.
I think that I've seen herbefore.
I think is it the same one,both videos, I think.
(12:42):
So okay, so that one, I knowshe's.
That's a filter, that's an AIfilter.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I'll filter all over her dude.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah, that's all AI.
Yeah, and they're sexuallyexploitating, you know, down
syndrome people.
Of course people are into thatshit.
Hardcore Right here, right here.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Blackface, blackface.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Present company excluded People are what the
fuck?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
That looks like.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
What's their butt?
Little big, little big.
Yeah, it is little big.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Okay, it looks just like him, axl Rose out here,
sounding like Herbert thepervert.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
It is a little big, okay it looks just like him, axl
Rose out here, sounding likeHerbert the Pervert from Family
Guy.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Oh Jesus.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
She's got a smile.
You get your fat ass back herewhere from within.
Where is what's his name at?
We're gonna be a death fest.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
My brother's gonna go to that where's uh, where's I,
where's I, isaac at, with thisfucking Herbert the pervert,
fucking expert.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I know, dude, that was the best you get your fat
ass back here.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Get your fat ass over here.
Get your fat ass over here.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Dude that's the funniest impression Dude since.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I said I liked mentally retarded people.
Dude.
Now it's all you're getting.
Now it's just fucking mentallyretarded.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
That's what you get.
Your algorithm should befucking that's what you get.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Your algorithm should be fucking dude.
Instagram oh my god, dude,that's the gram is savage so
yeah, this chick man.
Is that fucking filter?
Yeah, that's filter, that's aiman god, that sucks.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah, it's.
I don't know if it's someonestealing somebody else's
instagram and putting thatfilter on, or this is the woman
and she's putting the ai filteron herself.
I don't know for sure, but Iknow, for I do know that those
are, those are ai, that's ai,those are.
Yeah, it's, it's, it's a filterinstagram is savage as fuck
(14:59):
dude I love instagram.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Forget what the hell all dude'll have to show you,
okay?
So let's see here.
We always gotta go through myInstagram shit I send to my
brother and he sends to me.
Okay, he sent me this today.
Oh yeah, sex ed video in 5thgrade.
The penis is small now, butwill begin to grow me out here
with the same dick I had in 5thgrade.
He sent me that and then, okay,let's see what this.
(15:26):
I can't remember what the fuckthis is.
He sent this to me Cat ladies.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Wake up, bitch, you're my new best friend.
Really what?
Wake up, bitch, you're my newbest friend.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Really what?
Wake up, bitch.
You know that's from baseball.
Yeah, oh, this is the.
This is the video I sent Steve,so I'll let you, okay.
So yesterday I went and I sawlike I've been talking about it
every like all the time Wage War.
I got to see Wage War again andthis time I actually, like
before I've seen them I've seenthem in ink, I guess but I
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didn't know who they were.
I didn't really get to enjoythem.
I love wage war.
Obviously we know.
Now I'm wearing all wage warright now.
I got my hat and my shirt on andI sent John a video of his
favorite song, which has thatfucking Pantera.
Yeah, so good, god, that'snasty, but, dude, I'm going to
play this.
This is low, it's about threeminutes, but this dude, like the
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vocal talent on this guitaristis ridiculously good.
And it's like I said and I'mnot trying to sit there and suck
on Wade Taurus Dick, eventhough I do, but the talent in
this fucking band is justridiculously good, dude, here
I'm going to play it, dude.
So the seats were really good.
Yeah, your seats were amazing.
I love that Blah Blah and thisis called Low.
(16:52):
This is one of Steve's favoritesongs.
That's the guitar sound, that'sgood.
(17:31):
That's good Dude.
Wage War is amazing.
I've been very fortunate to beable to see Wage War and Butcher
(17:57):
Bab babies and do all thesethings.
And I'm telling you what, dude,I love it and I try to cash.
Here you go, dude.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
And sterilize, so you get nothing.
You lose.
Good day, sir.
You're a crook.
You're a cheat and a swindler.
That's what you are.
How could you do a thing likethis, build up a little boy's
hopes and then smash?
I said good day, sir, you're aninhuman monster.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Good day it said when I try to cash in on my wife's
naughty time promises, we allhave that to where she just says
, nope, you get nothing you lose.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Good day sir.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Oh, dude, I don't know if you saw that on Facebook
.
There's our picture with Mikefrom Fight With Fremont.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I did see that.
That's pretty sweet.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Dude.
What a great group of dudes,man.
What the fuck is this?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
One of us is a Chevy Trailblazer and one of us has
got blazed on a trail.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yes, please, yes, one of us is a Chevy Trailblazer
and one of us has got blazed ona trail.
What did you think of myprofile pic, dude?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
All that years of war , yeah dude, I did chat GPT and
changed my picture.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Well, I knew the other one kind of looked like I
looked like I was a thug and Iwas like man.
If I'm sending this to peoplefor DJing, I really don't Gears
of War guy, whatever it lookskind of, you know it looks fake.
But me as a fucking thuglooking guy, I don't know.
That doesn't really set wellwith people, probably not no,
but but anyway.
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Um, yeah, I got to see breakingbenjamin, I got to see um
stained wage war and thenfucking lakeview, which I could
give two shits.
If you're in the country andyou like like hard rock, metal
stuff, guitars, lakeview's coolfor you, not my kind of shit.
Fuck that stuff, dude, justgarbage yeah, that's not my
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thing so, on another note, Istarted working with a young
lady who is a phenomenal golfer.
I guess, um, and she golfs forlord's college, okay, I think so
, yeah, okay and uh, she workswhere I work.
And uh, she was talking to me,she goes um, so you, being a DJ,
you probably like all types ofmusic.
(20:21):
I said, yeah, I do, I have myfavorite.
She goes what's that?
I said, honestly, I'm intodeath metal and metal and shit.
And she goes what?
No fucking way, me too.
What?
Yeah, she goes me too, andshe's like she goes.
Okay, well, what?
I'm going to gatekeep here Hernumber one band I'm going to
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gatekeep.
She loves nu metal.
Her number one band is LimpBizkit she loves.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Limp Bizkit.
All right, she's cool.
Yeah, they're just super cool.
Is she a young?
She's.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
She goes and, honestly, my second it's
probably Rage Against theMachine.
I love.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Rage.
All right, this girl's cool asfuck.
Yeah, she passes the vibe check.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Well, we're having a company party coming up like the
27th of June, okay To, where weall get to go, get drunk and do
whatever we want.
So we're having a company party.
Sarah can't go.
So I asked my brother.
I was like, hey, dude, what areyou doing?
Let's go, come to the fuckingthing, because they know him.
So I was like, yeah, come on,let's go.
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And she's like I don't know ifI'm going.
I said, dude, you need tofucking go.
She can't drink.
But, dude, go and hang out.
We'll talk fucking music andchill.
And, dude, it'd be nice to havesomebody I work with that likes
the same fucking music when youjust fucking listen to it.
Yeah, so, but she's cool asshit, dude, just real low key.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
It's always.
You're always just like, I likemetal.
Oh yeah, the screamy stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, I can't get it.
I can't get it.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah, I don't like the screaming stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
It gives me a headache, or you know, that's
always, that's always what I get.
It's like oh, I can't, yeah.
It's like, oh, I like sleeptoken, like the one thing I
could say about lakeview, andit's almost like five finger
death punch.
Five finger death punch istraining metal, that's what I
call it.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
It's it's like the iron dragon of fucking metal.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah, the Junior Gemini, junior Gemini of metal.
It's getting you ready to go on, the Gemini.
Yeah.
But you're just like oh, I likecountry and I like soft rock.
Well, five Finger Death Punchhas that Bad Company song.
Let's check them out.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Ooh, I like that.
Let's check this out it'sgateway fucking.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
It is.
It's what Dare thoughtmarijuana was.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
We were at Meijer and they had like five different
Dare shirts.
I fucking love Dare shirts.
I want to get one.
I don't even know them, Ofcourse they didn't have my size,
but I was just like damn.
They had like old schoolAttitude Era WWF shirts like
Stokehold the Rock Undertaker.
I'm like they had no 3X.
I could squeeze into a 3X if Iwear my undershirt.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Oh, did you get one?
Yeah, I did get one, by the way.
What do you?
Speaker 3 (23:09):
think it took a little to get used to Dude isn't
it nice, though?
I've been wearing it to CedarPoint every time I've been going
to Cedar Point.
Are you to cedar point everytime I go to cedar point?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
are you wearing it right now?
No, not right now, dude.
I wear it when I go out.
I wear it every day, all day.
Yeah, it keeps all the goodsfucking tucked.
I tell you what I love about itI have.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I have man titties okay and it kind of it just
compresses my man tits down.
So I have a flat chest.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
you know what I like about it is when we were, when
we golf, when I golf and I'mriding on a cart, I used used to
flop all over the place.
Yeah, now my girls are fuckingstaying straight.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Well, the cool thing is that I can, because, three, I
need tall shirts but I can fitthe three X, okay, but like my
gut, you know, when I lift myarms up, my gut hangs out and I
hate that and nobody wants tosee my fucking gut flipping,
flopping around.
So I got a three X or a 4X logunder, you know, the body shirt
or whatever, and it goes down to, like, my thighs.
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So now when I lift my arms up,my gut don't fucking hang out.
So it's just a tight, you know,just so it looks like.
I took my Justin's.
Like, oh, you wear one of thebody shirts.
I'm like, yeah, he goes, hegoes.
So I was, what was I doing?
I was what was I doing?
I was changing my shirt becausewe were here at my house, we
were going to see your point.
(24:22):
So I changed my shirt andJustin's like you, like one of
those old timey wrestlers.
I'm like, oh, like this, likehuh, huh, huh, huh.
So I did one of those things.
He's like, holy, he waslaughing his ass off because I
was doing a lot, because I hadblack pants on too.
Saw too.
I was like, but I love itbecause it really it compresses
everything together it takes.
It took a lot to get youbecause I was like man, I am not
(24:44):
digging this, but it just onceI my body shaped into it, it was
, it was awesome, it looked, itlooks good, it's no joke.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Once you, if you wear it and you wear it consistently
, it gets more comfortable.
Yeah, that's, I love it like.
I love it playing basketballbecause I don't have to worry
about shit flopping around,flapping and slapping and doing
all that other fun stuff and uhand you know I I went to cedar
point with it.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Every time I've gone to cedar point I've worn it and
I sweat, but it doesn't feelgross with the sweat.
I thought like I would sweat init and it, just, it, just.
It absorbs moisture really well.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, it's dry, fit.
The only thing I do know is Iwear it to play basketball and
then I would get done and I'd belike, yep, this thing needs
wash.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
It's stinky.
It's stinky as fuck.
Getting into it too is kind ofa chore.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Once you get used to it.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
I was like boy.
I don't know if I just wastedmy money, but I'm going to try
it, I'm going to keep with it.
I love it.
But uh, I like how it makes melook.
I like it.
It.
It pretty much eliminates thisright here.
This right here is it juststreaks it in this whole fat
pocket right here.
It just it eliminates it.
So it makes me feel I look inthe mirror.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
I'm like jesus, it's a whole new.
It's a whole new me.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Look how good I look it is and you know, like I don't
know, I love it and it's aconfidence thing too.
Not that I need it because I'mmarried, but you know it feels
good, dude, we still needfucking, we still need our shit
it's just like wow, not onlysince I've been losing weight,
so you know I'm losing weight ontop of it, so it it makes makes
things look even better.
So so I'm like I'm down.
I'm down to like 318 now.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So I went up to 390 or 290 oh, not 390.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
3.
Oh gee, I was at 390 once.
Not, I don't recommend it.
I tell you I it's be it, for Icould even imagine being 400
pounds again.
It was one of the worst timesof my life.
I should have been dead backthen.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
No joking, it actually came to where my boss
at work was asking me how I dostuff like how I lose weight and
what I've been doing.
And I told her.
I said listen man.
I said I fucking.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
It's nothing.
There's no secret to it.
I just told her what.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
I do yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I mean nothing.
Nothing, there's no secret toit.
It's just I just told her whatI do.
Yeah, I mean everybody, yourmileage will.
Your mileage will vary basedupon your body type and your
metabolism and stuff.
But like what me and you aredoing, it's really no, it's just
no secret to it.
It's just calorie deficiencyand exercise.
That's it.
It's just it is.
It's really all it is, it's me.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
No joke, my the.
The key to it all that madethis so easy for at least for me
, yeah was um the mealsupplements, like um protein
shakes.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I'll do that every now and then if I know, see it,
I'll play it ahead.
So if I know I'm gonna have aheavy dinner, I'll have one of
those like, if I'm gonna be haveto have a heavy dinner, I'll
have one of those Like, if I'mgoing to be have like a really
heavy dinner, I'll have a mealsupplement, you know, 160
calories.
That way it kind of balanceseach other out, so that way I'm
not having a lunch you know, six700 calorie lunch than having a
(27:52):
1200 calorie dinner.
So if I could counteract thatwith a meal supplement that'll
get me to dinner.
So and then.
So I could counteract that witha meal supplement that'll get
me to dinner.
So and then so I could planahead.
Um, also, it's just portioncontrol too.
I used to eat a ton of food.
Now I'm to the point where it'sjust I eat a little bit.
I still eat what I like, andI've never changed that, it's
(28:12):
just now.
I eat a little bit of it, alittle bit, just enough to make
me full and I don't overeat.
So you just eat enough tosatisfy the craving.
And then then I'm done like Istill eat the shit I like.
It's just small, small, smallportions of it.
So I stick between 15 to 1600calories a day, or, yeah, a week
(28:35):
, I mean, not a day, oh oh yeah,a day, a day holy shit, that'd
be crazy, that's like, that'd belike I can't imagine doing that
for the week.
We do eat a cracker a daycracker day.
Yeah, I, I like to averagebetween 15 to 1600 calories a
day and I get to it to most.
I I nail it for the most part,but it's there's some days.
You, today, for instance, Iblew that completely on its
(28:59):
asshole because I found a newjob.
So I was like you know, fuck it.
I'm another Japanese company,of course, and you know they're
like Mr Bricknell, you arenumber one in our eyes.
You do great things here.
That's what they told me.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, I mean that's awesome, that's great.
You've been waiting for a while.
Yeah, I never.
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
But we're gonna take a little break.
You're gonna hear from BrianMcNugget and he's got a little
song for you and you're gonnalisten to that and we'll be
right back.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Later.
Later.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Now there's this one thing, I wanted to listen to
that and we'll be right backLater, later, you know there's
this one thing I wanted to sayto you and I just can't figure
out the words yeah, can you stopplaying like that.
I set the guy with the piano off.
I can't talk to Trey.
(30:04):
Yes, yes, it's undeniable thatwe should have sex together.
It's unbelievable.
(30:26):
How you used to say you lick mynutsack Doesn't sound like a no
.
If you don't know just how Ifeel, so let me show you that
this dick's for real.
Yeah, if all this is on, timewill reveal yeah, yeah.
(30:54):
One you're like a dream cometrue.
Two why not just dump my shitin you?
Three go explain to see thatwhen you bend over, you're the
best for me.
One, the beats are one, two,three, five, make you want to
sex with me.
(31:15):
If I ever believed it that mywork is done, I'll bend you over
and say have fun, it's fun, Ilove fun.
It's so incredible the waythings work themselves out, and
(31:35):
all emotional when you let medump my kids in your mouth.
When you're like a drink or twoand that's a part Never would
have made it very far, cause youstole the keys to my car hey,
(32:02):
get those back.
One you're like a dream cometrue.
Can't wait to bust my nuggetsin you.
Three go explain to C that Iwant to give you all my C and
four repeat steps.
One, two, three, five.
(32:23):
Make you get on your knees.
Five I believe that my work isdone.
Then I'll fuck you in your buttand around the time to the
coming of the sun I feel like alittle child who just felt his
(32:45):
first little buns.
You came and breathed new lifeInto this lonely heart of mine.
You threw out my dick and cameback with a fishing line.
One, one, you're like a dreamcome true.
(33:07):
Two Wanna dump my kids in you.
Three Go explain to she thatyou're the one and I wanna have
sex with Four.
Three steps, one through three.
Five, wait, wait, what if Ipart five have sex with you?
(33:29):
Wait, what if I part five?
There's no part five.
Oh, never mind, my work is done.
(33:59):
Yo, what's up?
Welcome back to the bestfreaking podcast.
It's every day with John and.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Jay, baby, listen, you don't keep listening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
Sticking my tongue up on yourdirt button you got that
motherfucker, now check it out.
Welcome back, you fuckingfreaks, that motherfucking
chicken air.
Welcome back, you fuckingfreaks.
Hey, freak-o-zoids.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Drives around in the freak-o-veal, freak-o-zoid,
freak-o-zoid.
Remember that show?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
back in the day.
I was never a huge fan.
I liked it.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
I loved all those fucking CW shows back in the day
.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
I got candy, uh hooked on ren and stimpy though
oh yes, dude watching it.
Well, I knew, dude, spongebobis not crazy far off.
Especially old, older episodesof spongebob wasn't crazy far
off, I think, I think the.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
I think the guy who did spongebob had a hand in ren
and stimpy I think.
I think he was a writer.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
That's why you see butt, cheeks and shit all the
time.
But yeah, but no, it was apretty good Week out.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
We went to Home Depot .
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah, we Good little Saturday.
I'm ready to fucking sleep alittle bit tomorrow.
I'm so fucking beat.
I barely slept all weekend Likeno joke okay so I'm gonna sleep
well tonight.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
I know that for a fact dj'd, dj'd in columbus.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Got home.
Um, got home probably close toone o'clock in the morning,
saturday.
Okay, sund, I had to be up andI had to be at work by 6.30 in
the morning.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Holy shit that's a turn and burn man.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yep, so 6.30 in the morning, go to work or you know,
work until fuck, man, I can'tremember like 2 or 3 o'clock or
something, and then go home.
I can't remember what the fuckI did Sunday, dude, but I did, I
(36:05):
can't.
I did something Sunday, I can'tremember what I did.
And then Monday, becausetoday's Tuesday, so Monday,
yesterday we went to the concert.
So, dude, I didn't get muchsleep Sunday into Monday.
The fuck did I do?
Oh no, I had to work againyesterday morning I had to be
(36:28):
there at 630 again, jeez.
So, God, what the fuck I don'tremember what I did Sunday.
I did something Sunday.
I can't remember what the fuckI did't remember what I did
Sunday.
I did something Sunday.
I can't remember what the fuckI did.
You lost track of your mind Idid.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
I don't know what the fuck I did.
I've been sitting at home.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
I did sign up for the TU golf outing.
I've been sitting here.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
That is A TU golf outing.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yep $225 a person.
Don't you get a bunch of coolswag, oh, dude.
Okay, your drinks for the wholecourse are done, they're taken
care of, so I don't have toworry about paying for drinks.
Okay, alcoholic doesn't matter.
Beer, wine, soda water,gatorade doesn't matter, it's
all free.
Okay, are you sponsoring awhole or anything?
(37:12):
No, that's expensive as shitdude Like the lowest one's, 500
bucks or a thousand or so Okay.
Like yeah, I'm good on that.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Um, are you just on a team or are you just gone?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yeah, I'm just on a team oh okay.
So um I um also, you get a swagbag.
You get to choose whatever youwant Like.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
I remember or not choose.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
But like I got a, I got a fucking badass tipping
university dragon golf bell.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
I remember you came last.
Last you had a bunch of coolshit last year if I remember,
yeah, um, just badass shit.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
And then also your food, all day, taken care of,
starts off with breakfast.
So there's donuts, there's likea whole bunch of fucking little
goodies you could pick up, likefruit and donuts and everything
, and coffee and orange juiceand milk and cereal and stuff
like that.
Dude, all free.
Then, while you're golfing ondifferent holes, there's pizza
(38:10):
and like carmes and things likethat.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Cool, you get that for free.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yeah, that's sweet then on the turn.
Last year they had barbecuepulled pork sliders oh, that
sounds so good, Barbecue pulledand they were fucking phenomenal
.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Those from Carmi's and stuff too.
No, just some other smoke place, oh, some random place, okay so
barbecue, pulled pork slidersthat sounds so good.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
And then what's cool is they make it fun, like the
whole thing's fun, it'sobviously to raise money.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
They do skins and stuff like that they do skins
they did Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
So we did Proximities and shit too.
There's a par five.
There's a par five.
Where Where's it?
At the Tim Mohawk, mohawk, oh,okay.
So if you never played Mohawkand you want to play Mohawk, it
is expensive to do that I mean,it's $225, but you get to go out
(39:00):
to Mohawk and enjoy it.
Sure, now that I have amembership, you can actually
come out with me and play Mohawkif you wanted to.
It just costs you $75.
But in today's prices it's notbad anymore.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
That's really not bad .
No joke, that's 18 holes.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Clinton is $40-something bucks $45.
That's an upscale fucking place.
Yeah, so yeah, I would pay that.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yeah, it's 45 dollars at clinton 75 to play at mohawk
, I would play, I would pay theextra to play at mohawk, dude,
I'm so you don't want to go.
Let me know when you, if you,if you're like you know what
yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:34):
um, the like, um so, and I get to do that like if you
wanted to play with me.
You get five times a year whereyou can play with me.
Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Yeah, each person gets five times a year, okay, so
um, you get to do that with asmany people as you want, or just
five times total with anybody.
No, I think it's five timeswith any guest, any person any
person gets five times oh so youcan bring your brother five
times, joe five times, me fivetimes.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Yeah, that's fucking killer, dude and dude.
They treat you, I'll do it.
You know what I like.
They call me today and they'relike hey, is this?
Jason said yes, it is.
They're like hey, um, we need asub for leaks tonight.
Didn't know whether you wouldbe available.
I was like yeah, I'm so sorry,I would love to.
I said we were short staffed atFostery Country Club because
(40:20):
they know I work there.
Oh, okay, and they're like Isaid, I'm so sorry, I would love
to.
But yeah, we're short staffedso I can't come out and play
today, so I have to work.
And he's like oh, no big deal.
He's like is it cool if we needsomebody?
I was like yeah, no problem.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Yeah, I can definitely do that oh, so you're
just kind of a fill-in forsomeone.
Oh, that's cool and uh, Iwouldn't want to play with a
stranger though I'm not aboutthat, but yeah honestly, all
them out there are like you'regonna get to know them.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
That's true, that's a good point.
You're like it's not gonna bedifferent people all the time.
It's gonna be like hey, dude,what's up?
Frank dude, I haven't seen youin a while.
Oh, you want to get a drink?
Let's go get a drink, orwhatever.
Oh I got you Kind of shit likethat.
Don't you have homes, don't youhave homes?
It is kind of like that dude,it's Bushwood all day, not as
shitty as Bushwood Dude.
That course looked horrible man, I don't know how much
(41:07):
membership.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
I don't know, that's too much, fucking Christ.
Dude those streets lookedhorrible yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
They were shit.
I mean yeah, but um, dudeplaying Mohawk Is another, and I
was telling Steve that too,cause Steve's doing the
tournament with me and so isBilly.
Oh, okay, so you know.
Billy's like yeah, dude, hereyou go.
Billy gave me money today.
He's like here you go, here yougo, steve's paying me Tuesday
and I paid.
I registered all of us Up frontalready, okay.
(41:36):
I registered all of us up frontalready.
Okay, so we're all on a team.
We're not going to win.
There's no way, dude.
There's so much good golfersthat go out there.
It's fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
I don't believe anybody who fucking says they're
winning fucking.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Oh, dude, there are ringers out there.
There's ringers out there.
There's people that will drivethe ball 300 yards straight and
will fucking nail the green andput it within a couple feet.
Dude, there's people thatbirdie every hole.
There's people that me if I parone hole, I'm happy, I'm done
for the day.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
They got a couple pretty long par fives though,
don't they?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Oh yeah, dude, I remember when I played there
last time I was.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
They have like a 590 par five yard par five out there
and dude.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
I hit three times and I'm still 130 yards out.
I'm like what the fuck yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:20):
I remember.
But it's really wide openthough, right, yeah, oh yeah,
it's like super wide, yeah, Iremember.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Well, what's cool about it is they have fun games
on this too, okay.
So there's one where there's apar and stuff.
Okay, um, last year you couldpay a hundred dollars and it
costs a hundred bucks, but itall goes towards the, the sports
department to you okay, so youpay a hundred dollars and you
(42:46):
get to move your ball all theway to this, to the, to the
green.
There's like a little spot theymark you get to move it right
there and that's your first hitoh really, yeah, money well
spent yes, um.
Or, and everybody gets to tryfrom there because it's a
scramble, yeah, or there'sanother one, or, and on that
(43:06):
same hole you get a chance tohit a drive.
And if you hit a drive, there'shula hoops out there and you
can win a certain dollar amount.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Um also, there's another hole where you can hit
with your regular driver okay ifyou do that, then you know,
then you just play as normal, oryou can hit with these old
timey woods, oh shit.
And if you hit your first shotwith the old timey woods
wherever that lands, that'swhere your first stroke will go,
okay so it.
(43:36):
So it's zero Dude, I blastedthat fucking old timey wood.
Really, I did it beautiful,Blasted it.
They're like oh, I'm like holyshit, I kind of want to keep
this fucking thing, my dad usedto have an old set of McGregors
with these old fucking woods.
You know what we should do, andthis would be a great thing for
Justin Naki Justin, what heshould do is do an old-time
(44:04):
wrestling golf scramble whereyou have to use old-timey clubs
yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
He actually had an old-timey golfer character come
in one time and his name was ohmy God, what was it?
Bunker.
It was something Bunker.
I can't remember.
Hold on.
Oh my god, what was it?
Bunker something bunker.
I can't remember.
Hold on, because he was.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
He's actually a really well well known, renowned
wrestler if I was going to namea wrestler, a golfing wrestler,
it would be Dutch Mulligan.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Oh, Sandy Bunker, it was Sandy Bunker, it was.
Sandy Bunker was his name.
That's too too.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
I mean, I like it.
It's too on the nose, sure butit's supposed to be yes.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yeah, it's supposed to be yeah.
So he was.
I mean he's, he's one of thehe's, he's an aew and he's like
one of the best wrestlers reallyyeah, oh no, this is but he.
This is before he got likereally famous in aew.
Oh, is this like the full match?
(45:09):
Holy shit.
Oh, wait, hold on a second.
How long is it?
About seven minutes-ish.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
I talk about the fact that I can win a golf game with
a handicap, but it seems thatyou're handicapped 24-7.
Here's the sad side of thestory.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
This was in willard and these, these kids were
fucking off the off.
They're, they're insane.
They, they were like hittingwrestlers.
I had, I was doing this camera.
I was, I was doing this camera.
And these kids will come up andlike well, that was you
recording.
Yeah, this is me recording thisangle and these kids will go up
and start hitting the wrestlers.
(46:14):
And I had to run up to him likehey, don't do that.
And like I could hear, likepeople get like parents, kids
like, control your fucking kids,don't touch the wrestlers.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
That's like an unwritten rule, dude, okay so on
that note, yeah, and this isfunny as shit.
Okay, so there's little kids atthis wedding on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
Good segue and.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
I told, and it just reminded me of this, so we're
sitting there, me and Kendi andI'm playing music and whatever
else, and then these little kidswould just come by and they
fucking stick their face rightin the lights and whatever, and
just be goofy.
You know just little kids.
Yeah, I told Kendi.
I said throw it in the river,throw it in the river, throw it
(46:57):
in the river.
Talk about throwing the kids inthe river.
Kendy goes oh man, look at thatlittle one, she's so cute
little girl had pigtails.
I said throw in the river.
Throw it in the river throw herin the river, right in the old
tangy right, the old tangy thatdude.
Speaker 3 (47:12):
That river is gross and you know I looked at the
river and I was like I wonderhow many bodies are in the old
and dingy.
That's what my, that's what mydad called it when he was at
ohio state.
That's what they call it theold and dingy because that's the
one.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Is that the only river that goes through?
Uh, yeah, is that the only onethat goes through?
Um columbus, yeah, yeah thenthat's it.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Yeah, it goes right by the stadium.
So, uh, I tell you what I, whatI used to dj for you, what I do
.
The uh chandelier and I'd be upon that kind of stage.
The kids would run up on that.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
That made me so oh, on the bottom, yeah, I hated
that.
Oh, did you like no joke?
And I have no problem tellingthem like nah, get down.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
Yeah, I yeah, I would .
A lot of times parents would bekind of you know they would be
quick, but a lot of timesthere'd just be four or five of
these kids and then they'd runbehind me behind the booth.
I go, hey, hey, hey, no, no, no, no, don't, because you got a
lot of wires.
There's wires and shiteverywhere these kids will come
up to behind the dj booth.
I'm like, hey, hey, no, no, no,no.
I go, hey, you guys can't bedoing that, you guys can't be
(48:16):
running around up here by the djbooth, and then they're out
here mortarbird come here youknow, whatever the kid's name is
, his name's not mortar, butwhatever you know what?
Speaker 1 (48:27):
that's not the easter bunny, that's just a guy in a
suit.
This is a guy in a suit, you'reyelling at the kids.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
It's a scooter, is a boat, stupid head.
You know what?
There is no Easter Bunny.
I love that movie, dude.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Yeah, dude, it was a very eventful weekend.
Okay, so we went to theMusketeer Bar and Grill and I'm
not kidding dude, we need to gothere sometime.
Yeah, check it out, man.
I want to check this place,musketeer Bar and Grill.
And I'm not kidding dude, weneed to go there sometime.
Yeah, check it out, man, I wantto check this place Musketeer
Bar and Grill.
Speaker 3 (49:01):
Musketeer Bar and Grill.
Bar and Grill Richfield.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Ohio.
Yeah, it is, it's just rightaround the corner.
The food is oh, Musketeers.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
Is it Musketeers?
Speaker 1 (49:17):
It says Musketeers, is it musketeers uh, it says
musketeers, barry grill.
Yeah, that's it.
Brecksville road, richfield,ohio.
Yeah, it's right around thecorner from it, dude I.
I had to look it up twice tosee what the fuck it was, but
like it's about 15 minutes awayfrom the blossom, yeah, takes 15
minutes that's what this one'sover by Cleveland, though.
Yeah, cuyahoga Falls is where.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
Cuyahoga Falls is where.
Oh, that's where I gotcha.
Oh, yeah, cause the RichfieldColiseum used to be here, like
where the Cavaliers used to playway back in the day.
They used to be Dude.
They put like a fucking arenaRight in this area.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
That's fucking wild.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
There's no man's land out here.
They just plopped a fuckingarena but dude no joke.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Uh, the food is always good like.
Every time I've eaten thereit's been amazing.
Um, very, very, very fuckinggood food place, dude, that's
what I see, let's see whatthey're oh snap that burger,
looks good.
Yeah, their burgers arephenomenal.
Oh, they got pizza.
Speaker 3 (50:21):
Yeah.
Me like oh, is that a?
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Reuben, that looks like a Reuben Blech.
It's really good, dude.
It's just a really good Fuckingeatery, dude.
I love it.
I love going to new places.
This is our staple.
It's kind of like going's justa really good fucking eatery.
I love it.
I love going to new places.
This is our staple.
It's kind of like going toToledo and going to Toledo and
then going to fucking the SpeedTrap Dude, that's what it is.
(50:48):
Dude, you got me hooked on thatplace, man Well dude, you have
to have your go-tos man, like goto Cleveland, it's that.
Go to Toledo, they got chickenPhilly.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
Oh yeah, dude, it's really good, sarah got the
regular Philly Grilled chicken,grilled mushrooms, onions,
banana peppers that sounds good.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Yeah, go to Columbus, it's the son of Thurman.
Go to fucking.
I like that place.
Go to fucking um cleveland.
We go to three musketeers.
We go to toledo.
We go to fucking um to speedtrap in woodville.
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Dude, you gotta have yourgo-tos, man, because they're
just so good and they'rereliable.
I don't want to go somewhere toenjoy my time and go somewhere
to eat and I'm just disappointed.
Who the fuck wants to do right?
I don't want to roll that diceunless I've never been there
before that pizza looks reallygood their food is phenomenal
and they're not.
They weren't crazy busy, butanyway, I was there.
(51:46):
You know we're eating andeverything else, and and it was
awesome because sarah paid,which was great.
So, um, I'm like I gotta pissbefore we go, because I'd rather
piss here than piss in afucking portage on that's filled
with other stuff.
So I'm going to go piss.
So I go piss while I'm in thestall, because I'm not going to
piss at a urinal right next to aguy.
Oh, I will.
(52:07):
I don't care these aremanwitched.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
And then I look over and be like what you got packing
.
That's nice, bro.
Oh, there's a sorry tointerrupt, but there's a little
cigar box there.
There's a okay.
So at Cedar Point there'sbathrooms outside the gate and
I've never I had to piss, reallybad, and I went into these
bathrooms and it's kind of likethat.
Except you know, like urinalsusually have that kind of
divider, there was no divider,there was no divider and it's
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like you have to kind of likereally you know what your shit
hanging, you know people canlook down, just you gotta really
push.
You have to really push up, sopeople don't like see your
that's how it was you know your,your bits and pieces.
You know because usually youwill have those dividers yeah
but this was like it was just awhole row of these and I'm just
like, but the other bathrooms inthe park aren't like that,
they're.
They're actually not badseparators.
Speaker 1 (52:57):
Yeah, they're separated stuff you ever piss in
a trough, oh yeah the oldcleveland stadium dude.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
Uh, opening this.
Oh you want to talk about.
If you're bladder shy, trybeing nine years old.
Go to a brouds game with abunch of drunk miscreants
pissing in a trough with a bunchof ice in it and it smelled bad
.
There's pee everywhere, there'sdrunk dudes just pissing on the
wall and of course, as a kid Ithought it was hilarious.
But like you're sitting thereand you're trying to pee with
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grown adults to your right andto your left and they're like
let's go brownies here we go andI'm just like I, grandpa, I
can't go.
But I was like, go, you could go, just you're gonna have to go.
And I'm just like I can't.
There's so much commotion goingon around you.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
This is like yeah, bro, steve's like that.
Steve's bladder shine.
He's like I and I went.
I can't talk to him.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
I tell you, that's where I I'm not kidding, I will
too.
Speaker 1 (53:55):
I'll start a conversation with he's like I, I
and I went, I can't talk to him.
I tell you, that's where I I'mnot kidding, I will too.
I'll start a conversation withhim.
He's like dude, can you shut up?
I can't, I can't go.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
I tell you I got over being bladder shy that day.
To to, to.
I hate it with a passion.
Unless it's a five alarmemergency, then I'll go, but
other than that I'll do thatshit whatever.
I can't do it, dude.
I can't, I don't.
I don't like shitting in public.
I hate it with a passion.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
Usic took care of that.
I'd shit, because you're on theroad, you don't have a choice,
so I just shit if I shouldn'tsomebody's driveway before I
know it's your driveway, you'relistening I'm.
I'm sorry, I know you've shit inplaces.
I've definitely shit in a lotof places.
I used to man.
I was a fucked up kid.
I was telling Kendi the otherday.
I said you know, one day so Igot my ass beat because there's
(54:46):
a toilet and there's a bucket.
Which one did I shit in?
I shit in that bucket Rightbeside the toilet, dude.
Speaker 3 (54:54):
Oh my God, in that bucket right beside the toilet.
Speaker 1 (54:55):
Dude, oh my god, yeah , my dad goes, comes in, he goes
why the fuck did you do thatyou're?
You're cleaning it out, goingin get it out of there.
He didn't make me do it, though, but thank god.
But he's like don't everfucking do that again.
But, dude, I used to shit onthe side of trees and shit.
Dude, I was just like a fuckinganimal.
Dude, me and my sister used torun around naked in the yard and
(55:17):
shit.
Speaker 3 (55:17):
Oh, my god, we're weird fucking people.
Speaker 1 (55:19):
Guys were something man well, I, uh, I like to
attribute, you know, yeah, alittle maybe shoes yeah, a
little bit of problem.
Some people say maybe you'reweird.
Well I say yeah, well, weird Iguess, but whatever yeah well,
weird I guess, but whatever.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
Yeah well, weird I guess, but whatever what is it
what?
Speaker 1 (55:37):
what of it that our family?
Yeah, this is fucked up, butyou know, like god, dude, oh my
god, some of the shit we did, weused to, okay.
So I used to go to school herein tiffin, at crowd school and,
um, they had a playground downbelow and they had trees that
lined the creek, and on theother side of the creek is
houses.
There's just rich people'shouses over there.
(55:58):
I used to piss on them, fuckingtrees right across from those
houses not, and shit on them too.
I used to pull my pants downand shit right on those trees
wouldn't wipe my ass, becausethere's nothing to wipe your ass
.
Yeah, just shit right on thosetrees and then pull my pants up,
keep playing.
Oh my god, I had mud buttprobably a lot of times.
No wonder my underwear lookedhorrible?
(56:20):
Oh my god, because my mom would.
So we're gonna go back in timea little bit.
Okay, my mom?
Okay, my mom, I used to get you, okay, so I'm already married,
so I'm not trying to get a woman, I don't give a fuck.
So, anyway, when I was a kid,my underwear looked fucking
horrible.
Shit stains like a motherfucker.
(56:41):
I don't know who decided tomake kids underwear white.
That's the worst fucking thing,dude.
No joke.
If you're going to make a kid'sunderwear, any color should be
brown.
That way it hides that stuff.
But anyway, shit stains like amotherfucker.
It was so bad to where, like mymom would wash my underwear and
it would still have the stainin them, like you could see the
(57:03):
remnants.
Yeah oh yeah, it was almostlike a chalk outline of a dead
person.
So anyway, we had that.
And then if, if I took myunderwear off, those underwear
off, and I didn't put them inthe laundry and I didn't make it
to the basket, the dog ate itmy dog would eat the crotch
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right out of it.
My little dachshund, so I would.
My mom would be like, well, dog, got a pair of your underwear
again and I'd look and fucking.
It looked like crotchless,fucking underwear for kids.
Speaker 3 (57:37):
My dad's dog, mindy, used to do that, even if we
didn't have shit in ourunderwear, fucking the dog would
eat them.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
I remember when she was on my lap and I was just
saying nasty shit to her, toMindy.
Speaker 3 (57:47):
Yeah, she's probably deaf.
We had a video.
We had a video.
Oh really, I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (57:50):
I don't know where it is that dog was deaf and blind.
Speaker 3 (57:53):
Toward the end there she didn't know where the fuck
she was.
Yeah, poor dog, good doggy.
She was a good dog.
She would uh, she'd bite you,though if she wouldn't have any
issues nipping at you, like ifyou walk too close to her bone,
she'd nip at your toe.
It hurt like ah fuck.
Speaker 5 (58:09):
She's like like why?
Why did she dip my foot?
Speaker 3 (58:14):
Dad's like yeah, you got too close to her bone.
I'm like, I'm not even close.
Speaker 1 (58:17):
So after so, once John Got a little older, he just
played biscuit With the dog hejust come all over.
I did Cause she'd get pissed.
Speaker 3 (58:27):
Probably Like that dog, the peanut butter doggy in
the window thing you did back inthe day.
Speaker 1 (58:36):
Do, do, do, do do we ever do we ever yeah, we
released, did we yeah?
Yes, we did because you wereyou were begging me for like
forever I'm like come on.
Speaker 3 (58:46):
This is just so, whatever.
At that point I'm like whatever.
Then I then we're like, let's,at this point we're, we're,
everything's all on the table.
So it's like, you know, we'vegot two, you know two uh
sketches of the of the uh gymone.
Speaker 1 (59:02):
So you know, my, my favorite fucking joke off-color
joke to say is is comparinganything to rosa parks?
That is my favorite shit likeif I'm like I'm like, hey, you
know, um, candy, go ahead and,rosa, park your ass in the back
of the car and we'll be out in asecond.
(59:23):
You know that kind of shit, youknow rosa pox didn't do shit.
Speaker 3 (59:27):
She just sat her tired black ass down.
Well, I forget who's I was froma movie or from a stand-up, I
forget who said it.
She's like rosa pox, rosa, rosaParks ain't shit.
All she did was just sit hertired black ass down.
She don't know anything.
Speaker 1 (59:41):
Who cares?
Dude, I got so excited theother day.
Of course it was fucking a hoax, but it was a movie.
It showed a movie with AdamSandler and Jim Carrey.
Okay, dude, I'm like, are youfucking serious?
Speaker 3 (59:58):
I'm so leery of movie posters on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
I saw one.
I don't know if this is realeither.
I doubt it is the new SuperMario Brothers movie coming out
in a year or so.
That's supposed to be SuperMario World.
Is that true?
Is that for real?
I'm going to look this upbecause now it's bugging me,
Because I saw the Yoshi egg andI'm like that's not for real
Super Mario World.
(01:00:22):
I don't know if it's a hoax ornot.
Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Holy shit.
Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
So three hours the NBC Universal accidentally
reveals Super Mario Bros moviesequel name.
Okay, there's an IMDB for it.
I don't know if that'sinteresting.
Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
No, fucking, you're a liar dude.
Is it really what?
You're?
A liar dude?
Is it really what?
Buds?
There is a new Netflix seriestitled Buds, starring Jim Carrey
and Adam Sandler, released inMay of 25.
The show is about two bestfriends, Jim and Adam, who
decide to move together.
(01:01:10):
Well, yeah, but other peopleare.
The Buds Netflix posterdefinitely got my attention.
Yeah, but it says it's fake.
Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
What's that, dude?
It's an NBCUniversal articlewhich was taken down.
This is for the upfronts, sothis is something they reveal
for the next season or next year.
They're called upfronts.
This is what TV does.
Supposedly it was revealed hereon accident.
They didn't meet.
Then they took the article downand redid it.
(01:01:43):
I saw michael jordan issupposed to join the new nbc nba
on nbc telecast.
That'd be kind of cool.
I like that.
They have to play the old themesong.
If they don't, it's a totalmissed opportunity, Because
that's just nostalgic in itself.
I'm failing to see in thisarticle where oh shit.
Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
I don't know, man, when you get a chance to go to
youtube and check out buds 2025,new netflix series it is.
Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
It is super mario world cool shit, dude.
So it's gonna be with yoshi anddino world and all that shit.
Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
That's that's great I love they're going from point a
to point b yeah, no kidding allright okay I'm down for that.
Yeah, it's called Buds 2025.
I want to see if this is a realfucking thing and that's what I
started playing.
Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Like.
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Buds movie Netflix.
Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
I don't see it on official Netflix's official
accounts.
Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
Meet Max and Charlie, two best friends with the worst
.
Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Oh yeah, that's.
That's from what's that's?
Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
from, and that's from click or not.
Yeah, click, they had a dream.
Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
Yeah, this is absolutely no clue what they
were doing.
Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
That's AI.
See how the wording's allfucked up.
He's from Churro.
Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
This is AI.
Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Oh yeah, dude, you see how he grabbed it.
This is all AI.
See all the yeah, that's noteven close.
Yeah, it's probably not fuckingreal.
That's not, although that it'sprobably not fucking real,
that's not, although that's agood idea, though, see, it's the
same guy who's making these.
There's a whole bunch ofdifferent ones.
Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
The Simpsons, the movie, the.
Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Simpsons.
The movie Like a live action.
Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
I want to see this.
Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
Welcome to Springfield, where ordinary is
overrated.
Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Homer, please don't get into any unusual trouble
today.
Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
That's horribly dubbed.
This is what I call living thedream.
Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Horribly dubbed.
Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
Life is simple, just keep it that way.
It's not easy being the onlygrown-up around here.
Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Who's playing Marge?
I guess I'm a sarcastic Bartmove.
Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
That's a wrap.
Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Courtney Cox, why did I come in here?
Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
again.
And that's us, just a normalfamily.
Life is simple.
Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Oh, so that's mostly Nelson.
Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
I assume, At the end of the day, family's all that
matters.
Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
God dude, these are horrible.
Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
That was bad, dude.
There used to be really goodfake trailers instead of using
this crappy ai.
Uh, there was one for likelegend of zelda.
It was an april fool's joke byign, I think it was, and people
lost their fucking minds aboutit oh, we still need to work on.
Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Uh, we need to get skittles back in here and start
working on a shit.
Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Oh yeah, because we started it, we got a good yeah
oh but, uh, we're coming up onthe hour, so, uh, that's about
all she wrote.
Unfortunately, we must leaveyou for this time.
Uh, any departing words beforewe leave?
Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
yes, um, thank you to everybody for listening.
We really appreciate it.
You know the usual every day orevery week fucking thing we say
.
So thank you guys for listening.
Blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
You know how it goes.
You can hear us on all yourfavorites.
Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
I'm so excited to be done with fucking concerts For
right now.
Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
It's just tiring, it just sounds tiring.
Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
I don't mind going to one person.
I cannot wait until we canteleport.
Yeah, just go.
Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
It just sounds tiring to me, dude.
Well, you know what it is.
I don't mind going to oneperson, I cannot wait until we
can teleport?
Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Yeah, just go, get there.
I want to go right to my seatDone.
Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
Until you got people hacking the teleporters and
doing shit like that.
Yeah, you know Star Trek hadthat kind of on point.
But yeah, people would do badshit to them and whatever, Kill
people on them and stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Well, even then, like just show up at your house,
yeah just give me your money.
Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
It's on backwards, it's on backwards.
Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
This is terrible, don't let anybody tell me my ass
is so big Classic.
Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
With that being said, we'll see you guys next week.
I'm John Brickman and I'm JasonSugar.
Peace out, eagle 5 said uh,we'll see you guys next week.
I'm john brickman and I'm jasonsugar.
Peace out.
It's everyday With John and Jay.
Comedy Skits, random bullshit,tim and Jerry, it's not your day
(01:03):
, it's not my day, this is ourday.
It's not my day, this is ourday, and it's every day with
John and Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on, you like
sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
(01:23):
It is time to get the show onthe road.
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's Every Day with John and
Ajay.
Let's rock.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You are listening live to 4, 3.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, alright, yes, alright, way to go, wayne.
You're nodding your head.
You're nodding your head wait.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I just watched that.
It's every day with Jada J.
We're here again, and we'reglad you're here too.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
A lot of stuff to talk about today yeah, so uh go
ahead, oh um what you got.
Oh okay, so really cool thinghappening.
So, um, it was a couple daysago.
I met with a uh, young lady andshe hired me to DJ her
daughter's wedding.
Well, my business Okay.
(02:27):
So she is a radio DJ for themorning for 96, seven the mix
out of.
Fostoria, Okay Okay.
So they're doing a booze cruiseon the lake and they needed a
DJ.
I said, do you need a DJ forthat as well?
She's like yep.
I said, give me free promotionand I'll fucking, I'll do it.
(02:47):
So they're dude, they're givingme, they're going to let me
record my own fucking commercialfor a T-town DJ and they're
going to run it like shit tons.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Oh, that's sweet.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
And then also on top of that, she's like would you be
interested in doing aninterview, like of talking about
what being a wedding dj is likeand everything else?
I was like, yeah, so tomorrowmorning at 9 10, I'm gonna be on
96, 7, the mix, oh that's sweetwhich, uh, this is a week too
late, so you're not gonna be.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You're not gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
We're not like live yet too bad, we don't record off
the radio like we used to.
Yeah, I remember doing thatshit.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Man, like kids don't know the struggle of trying to
like record your favorite songoff the radio and sometimes
there'll be like talking.
Sometimes people will talk inthe background.
If you were like, if you did it, the old like with a microphone
sucks.
I know some people used to havelike a microphone I did I try,
and you have to put it to thespeakers, and sometimes if
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there's people talking in thebackground, it ruins it
completely.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Well, even though or if you got any air movement or
yeah anything yeah see.
What I had to do was play it onone and then try to use the mic
, because, remember, boom boxesused to come with microphones
built on.
Oh, that's right, yeah, so Iused to try to record on that
dude.
It sounded like shit we werelucky enough.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
My dad had like a Sony tape deck that had dual
tape.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, my dad did too, but we weren't allowed to
fucking touch it.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Justin did anyway, because he didn't give a shit.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
If only everything was off limits from touching in
my house, my life would havebeen a little bit different.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Emotional damage.
Yeah, we used to record likeradio all the time off that
double tape deck.
It was pretty sweet.
Then we blew the speakers outfucking playing rap and shit.
So my parents had these big-assbookshelves.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh, dude, those were so good, the Pioneers dude.
Those huge-ass fucking.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
They were built solid wood, just big 12-inch.
They had like 12, 14-inchwoofers.
And then they had the tweetersand stuff that fucking they hit
man, oh yeah, dude.
And then my dad had a crazyreceiver with it and he get.
We blew the piss out of thosespeakers because we were we'd
hook up, fucking, we'd listen torap and we fucking boom the
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fuck out of that.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I used to do that to my dad's stereo too, but he
would uh, I would never do itwhile he was home.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
And then also one day he just goes Pop.
That was all she wrote.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Nope, you gotta know the.
You gotta know it startedpopping really bad.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah, I was like oh, I've been peeing your fucking
ass.
My dad was pissed.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I was just like my dad's, like you, listening to
that.
That goddamn rap shit on myfucking stereo.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Huh, the rap.
Shit ain't going to break yourstuff, it's just how loud it is.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Well, my dad always blamed it on that, because
that's what we listen to.
It's like listen to thatgoddamn bassy shit.
We're blowing the fucking shit.
It's like the fuck, god damn it, you gonna pay for this.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
No, don't play that fucking rap shit and I know
exactly what you said.
John's like listen, Listen.
I'm playing the rap shitbecause I'm trying to get some
pussy.
Mom's been giving me the eyethe past couple days.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Boy don't you dare no , I'm just kidding, that's
horrible um but no, um, we, uh,it was actually the rock and
metal that really fucking pushedit.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I can only imagine yeah, because it was.
Yeah, it was, it wasn't the rapit was actually the.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
The rap sounded really good on it.
It was the when we put thefucking like harder shit on
there like the metallica andstuff.
Oh yeah, it's like dot, dot dotdot.
It's like it'd really choke itto death.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
So fucking pop, really bad oh, dude, speaking of
popping, really bad mychildhood was amazing you could
take that any way you want.
Really, really, really reallyno, I'm just kidding, but anyway
we um it's been a prettyeventful uh week rocked, rocked.
(06:53):
A fucking dude, no joke.
Beautiful venue on the olintangy.
I was in columbus this weekenddj in a wedding.
Oh that's right.
Oh, dude, how was that?
I nailed that, fucking dude itwas.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
It was just a little upscaly than what you're, a
little bit more.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, like I wore my, uh, my polo, my t-town dj polo,
and I just wore, like my golf.
Okay, it's like I love thesethings.
These things were only fivebucks, they're fucking
comfortable, but I wore thoseand, um, dude, I'll show you.
I got a video so you guys canjust kind of imagine what it
looks like the old and dingy umno no, no, no, no.
(07:34):
Oh yeah, here we go.
Okay, so here it is, dude,there's not really sound okay
right now, like you're lookingat, here's the building.
That's where I was.
Okay, right, there's my setup.
That's the old, intangible,right there, dude.
Okay, there's downtown columbus, okay that's a really sweet
(07:57):
venue.
There's somebody flying on awheelchair that chick didn't
have barely any limbs.
Dude, it's just crazy.
Dude, it's gorgeous like glass.
That's cool.
It's got two big doors in thefront you can open up and the
road is straight ahead from thedoors and it dead ends right
there.
(08:18):
And then, okay, like it's aone-way street, was your sound
good enough for that?
Oh yeah, I killed it, dude.
Okay, you were so happy.
Um, I made really good money.
And no joke, dude, everybodydancing.
I got to play, um, I got toplay fucking stone temple pilots
I never get to play that, so Iget to play dead and bloated.
(08:39):
That's different.
Um, some guy requested and Iasked the brand groom.
They're like, yeah, go down andplay it, but, dude, everything
went really well.
The food was S?
Tier, dude.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
They had three different menus and of course I
didn't read it, so I just atesome of everything.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
As you should.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Parmesan crusted chicken.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Oh, that sounds good.
Sirloin tips.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Ground chicken oh, that sounds good.
Um, sirloin tips, agranpotatoes, green beans like these
were those crunchy green beans,so really high in green beans.
Green beans, uh, angel hairpasta.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Okay, very, very, very, very, very good food
speaking of, uh, of catering,have you seen these videos on,
like the Reels or TikTok, wherepeople will be like, all right,
this is ridiculous prices forcatering.
It's like you're going to getgrilled chicken, you're going to
(09:36):
get fried chicken, you're goingto get green beans and you're
going to get baked beans andyou're going to get a salad
$1,000.
You ever see these videos?
I don't know if they're.
They're they're fake or ifthey're, these people are for
real.
But these people coming outwith just like it's just a pan
of each of these things and it'sjust like fifteen hundred
(09:57):
dollars and that's all you get,just the food.
It's nothing at all.
I was like like man, I don'tknow.
That's crazy.
That seems like it's crazy tome.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
What it is.
It depends, because a lot ofpeople will.
What they do is they say you'regoing to spend.
If you're catering a party,unless you're getting a good
deal, you're usually going tospend about anywhere from 13 to
15 to 20 25 a person right onfood.
(10:31):
So if you've got a 300 personwedding, you better hope.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Your pockets are fucking deep because, because I
was just like man.
That seems crazy.
I'll see if I can find it, butI don't think I can find.
I'm not gonna waste my time,but it just like.
It was just like three pans ofthis, though that's all you get,
though you don't get anythingelse.
But then again, I'm not privyto how.
You know how weddings and stuffare nowadays, so maybe it is
(10:58):
that expensive way food costsare and stuff.
But I was just like jesus man.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
That's insane I thought you were talking about
the, the mentally handicappeddown syndrome models that are on
fucking uh on.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
All those are fit.
Now I know for a fact those areall fake.
Are they all fake?
They're most of them.
I know most of them are dirt.
It's a filter, it's ai they,they, I don't know why, but I
would, I jerk off you would youfuck those I I 100% would fuck
those Down syndrome girls.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Oh dude, they need love too.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
They can get disappointed just like any other
woman.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
So what's going on with that?
I'll slide that diaper to theside, bro.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Oh, my God dude oh.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I'm like oh, you're drying up down there, let me
grab some of that slobber offyour chin, put it right on the
old knob.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Oh my God, dude, I'm so fucked up.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, I guess that's like don't put your fucking
little cabbage hands on mydingus.
It's the grave.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Peter Dinklage.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Peter Dinklage dude.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
I guess it's the graves having a really tough
time and tick tock, all theseplaces are trying to.
It's hard to fight against it.
Let me show you the one thatI've been on I don't really give
a fuck if she's real or not.
The OnlyFans is having a reallytough time because people are
taking or putting this on OF andmaking a fucking bundle on it.
(12:21):
It's like sexually exploitatinga group of people that like her
are susceptible I don't know.
I don't know about her thoughbecause she didn't.
Here's another video of her.
See that's.
I think that's ai.
I think that I've seen herbefore.
I think is it the same one,both videos, I think.
(12:42):
So okay, so that one, I knowshe's.
That's a filter, that's an AIfilter.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I'll filter all over her dude.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah, that's all AI.
Yeah, and they're sexuallyexploitating, you know, down
syndrome people.
Of course people are into thatshit.
Hardcore Right here, right here.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Blackface, blackface.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Present company excluded People are what the
fuck?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
That looks like.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
What's their butt?
Little big, little big.
Yeah, it is little big.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Okay, it looks just like him, axl Rose out here,
sounding like Herbert thepervert.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
It is a little big, okay it looks just like him, axl
Rose out here, sounding likeHerbert the Pervert from Family
Guy.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Oh Jesus.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
She's got a smile.
You get your fat ass back herewhere from within.
Where is what's his name at?
We're gonna be a death fest.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
My brother's gonna go to that where's uh, where's I,
where's I, isaac at, with thisfucking Herbert the pervert,
fucking expert.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I know, dude, that was the best you get your fat
ass back here.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Get your fat ass over here.
Get your fat ass over here.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Dude that's the funniest impression Dude since.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I said I liked mentally retarded people.
Dude.
Now it's all you're getting.
Now it's just fucking mentallyretarded.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
That's what you get.
Your algorithm should befucking that's what you get.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Your algorithm should be fucking dude.
Instagram oh my god, dude,that's the gram is savage so
yeah, this chick man.
Is that fucking filter?
Yeah, that's filter, that's aiman god, that sucks.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah, it's.
I don't know if it's someonestealing somebody else's
instagram and putting thatfilter on, or this is the woman
and she's putting the ai filteron herself.
I don't know for sure, but Iknow, for I do know that those
are, those are ai, that's ai,those are.
Yeah, it's, it's, it's a filterinstagram is savage as fuck
(14:59):
dude I love instagram.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Forget what the hell all dude'll have to show you,
okay?
So let's see here.
We always gotta go through myInstagram shit I send to my
brother and he sends to me.
Okay, he sent me this today.
Oh yeah, sex ed video in 5thgrade.
The penis is small now, butwill begin to grow me out here
with the same dick I had in 5thgrade.
He sent me that and then, okay,let's see what this.
(15:26):
I can't remember what the fuckthis is.
He sent this to me Cat ladies.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Wake up, bitch, you're my new best friend.
Really what?
Wake up, bitch, you're my newbest friend.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Really what?
Wake up, bitch.
You know that's from baseball.
Yeah, oh, this is the.
This is the video I sent Steve,so I'll let you, okay.
So yesterday I went and I sawlike I've been talking about it
every like all the time Wage War.
I got to see Wage War again andthis time I actually, like
before I've seen them I've seenthem in ink, I guess but I
(16:00):
didn't know who they were.
I didn't really get to enjoythem.
I love wage war.
Obviously we know.
Now I'm wearing all wage warright now.
I got my hat and my shirt on andI sent John a video of his
favorite song, which has thatfucking Pantera.
Yeah, so good, god, that'snasty, but, dude, I'm going to
play this.
This is low, it's about threeminutes, but this dude, like the
(16:26):
vocal talent on this guitaristis ridiculously good.
And it's like I said and I'mnot trying to sit there and suck
on Wade Taurus Dick, eventhough I do, but the talent in
this fucking band is justridiculously good, dude, here
I'm going to play it, dude.
So the seats were really good.
Yeah, your seats were amazing.
I love that Blah Blah and thisis called Low.
(16:52):
This is one of Steve's favoritesongs.
That's the guitar sound, that'sgood.
(17:31):
That's good Dude.
Wage War is amazing.
I've been very fortunate to beable to see Wage War and Butcher
(17:57):
Bab babies and do all thesethings.
And I'm telling you what, dude,I love it and I try to cash.
Here you go, dude.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
And sterilize, so you get nothing.
You lose.
Good day, sir.
You're a crook.
You're a cheat and a swindler.
That's what you are.
How could you do a thing likethis, build up a little boy's
hopes and then smash?
I said good day, sir, you're aninhuman monster.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Good day it said when I try to cash in on my wife's
naughty time promises, we allhave that to where she just says
, nope, you get nothing you lose.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Good day sir.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Oh, dude, I don't know if you saw that on Facebook
.
There's our picture with Mikefrom Fight With Fremont.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I did see that.
That's pretty sweet.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Dude.
What a great group of dudes,man.
What the fuck is this?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
One of us is a Chevy Trailblazer and one of us has
got blazed on a trail.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yes, please, yes, one of us is a Chevy Trailblazer
and one of us has got blazed ona trail.
What did you think of myprofile pic, dude?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
All that years of war , yeah dude, I did chat GPT and
changed my picture.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Well, I knew the other one kind of looked like I
looked like I was a thug and Iwas like man.
If I'm sending this to peoplefor DJing, I really don't Gears
of War guy, whatever it lookskind of, you know it looks fake.
But me as a fucking thuglooking guy, I don't know.
That doesn't really set wellwith people, probably not no,
but but anyway.
(19:39):
Um, yeah, I got to see breakingbenjamin, I got to see um
stained wage war and thenfucking lakeview, which I could
give two shits.
If you're in the country andyou like like hard rock, metal
stuff, guitars, lakeview's coolfor you, not my kind of shit.
Fuck that stuff, dude, justgarbage yeah, that's not my
(20:00):
thing so, on another note, Istarted working with a young
lady who is a phenomenal golfer.
I guess, um, and she golfs forlord's college, okay, I think so
, yeah, okay and uh, she workswhere I work.
And uh, she was talking to me,she goes um, so you, being a DJ,
you probably like all types ofmusic.
(20:21):
I said, yeah, I do, I have myfavorite.
She goes what's that?
I said, honestly, I'm intodeath metal and metal and shit.
And she goes what?
No fucking way, me too.
What?
Yeah, she goes me too, andshe's like she goes.
Okay, well, what?
I'm going to gatekeep here Hernumber one band I'm going to
(20:44):
gatekeep.
She loves nu metal.
Her number one band is LimpBizkit she loves.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Limp Bizkit.
All right, she's cool.
Yeah, they're just super cool.
Is she a young?
She's.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
She goes and, honestly, my second it's
probably Rage Against theMachine.
I love.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Rage.
All right, this girl's cool asfuck.
Yeah, she passes the vibe check.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Well, we're having a company party coming up like the
27th of June, okay To, where weall get to go, get drunk and do
whatever we want.
So we're having a company party.
Sarah can't go.
So I asked my brother.
I was like, hey, dude, what areyou doing?
Let's go, come to the fuckingthing, because they know him.
So I was like, yeah, come on,let's go.
(21:23):
And she's like I don't know ifI'm going.
I said, dude, you need tofucking go.
She can't drink.
But, dude, go and hang out.
We'll talk fucking music andchill.
And, dude, it'd be nice to havesomebody I work with that likes
the same fucking music when youjust fucking listen to it.
Yeah, so, but she's cool asshit, dude, just real low key.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
It's always.
You're always just like, I likemetal.
Oh yeah, the screamy stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, I can't get it.
I can't get it.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah, I don't like the screaming stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
It gives me a headache, or you know, that's
always, that's always what I get.
It's like oh, I can't, yeah.
It's like, oh, I like sleeptoken, like the one thing I
could say about lakeview, andit's almost like five finger
death punch.
Five finger death punch istraining metal, that's what I
call it.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
It's it's like the iron dragon of fucking metal.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah, the Junior Gemini, junior Gemini of metal.
It's getting you ready to go on, the Gemini.
Yeah.
But you're just like oh, I likecountry and I like soft rock.
Well, five Finger Death Punchhas that Bad Company song.
Let's check them out.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Ooh, I like that.
Let's check this out it'sgateway fucking.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
It is.
It's what Dare thoughtmarijuana was.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
We were at Meijer and they had like five different
Dare shirts.
I fucking love Dare shirts.
I want to get one.
I don't even know them, Ofcourse they didn't have my size,
but I was just like damn.
They had like old schoolAttitude Era WWF shirts like
Stokehold the Rock Undertaker.
I'm like they had no 3X.
I could squeeze into a 3X if Iwear my undershirt.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Oh, did you get one?
Yeah, I did get one, by the way.
What do you?
Speaker 3 (23:09):
think it took a little to get used to Dude isn't
it nice, though?
I've been wearing it to CedarPoint every time I've been going
to Cedar Point.
Are you to cedar point everytime I go to cedar point?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
are you wearing it right now?
No, not right now, dude.
I wear it when I go out.
I wear it every day, all day.
Yeah, it keeps all the goodsfucking tucked.
I tell you what I love about itI have.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I have man titties okay and it kind of it just
compresses my man tits down.
So I have a flat chest.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
you know what I like about it is when we were, when
we golf, when I golf and I'mriding on a cart, I used used to
flop all over the place.
Yeah, now my girls are fuckingstaying straight.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Well, the cool thing is that I can, because, three, I
need tall shirts but I can fitthe three X, okay, but like my
gut, you know, when I lift myarms up, my gut hangs out and I
hate that and nobody wants tosee my fucking gut flipping,
flopping around.
So I got a three X or a 4X logunder, you know, the body shirt
or whatever, and it goes down to, like, my thighs.
(24:01):
So now when I lift my arms up,my gut don't fucking hang out.
So it's just a tight, you know,just so it looks like.
I took my Justin's.
Like, oh, you wear one of thebody shirts.
I'm like, yeah, he goes, hegoes.
So I was, what was I doing?
I was what was I doing?
I was changing my shirt becausewe were here at my house, we
were going to see your point.
(24:22):
So I changed my shirt andJustin's like you, like one of
those old timey wrestlers.
I'm like, oh, like this, likehuh, huh, huh, huh.
So I did one of those things.
He's like, holy, he waslaughing his ass off because I
was doing a lot, because I hadblack pants on too.
Saw too.
I was like, but I love itbecause it really it compresses
everything together it takes.
It took a lot to get youbecause I was like man, I am not
(24:44):
digging this, but it just onceI my body shaped into it, it was
, it was awesome, it looked, itlooks good, it's no joke.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Once you, if you wear it and you wear it consistently
, it gets more comfortable.
Yeah, that's, I love it like.
I love it playing basketballbecause I don't have to worry
about shit flopping around,flapping and slapping and doing
all that other fun stuff and uhand you know I I went to cedar
point with it.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Every time I've gone to cedar point I've worn it and
I sweat, but it doesn't feelgross with the sweat.
I thought like I would sweat init and it, just, it, just.
It absorbs moisture really well.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, it's dry, fit.
The only thing I do know is Iwear it to play basketball and
then I would get done and I'd belike, yep, this thing needs
wash.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
It's stinky.
It's stinky as fuck.
Getting into it too is kind ofa chore.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Once you get used to it.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
I was like boy.
I don't know if I just wastedmy money, but I'm going to try
it, I'm going to keep with it.
I love it.
But uh, I like how it makes melook.
I like it.
It.
It pretty much eliminates thisright here.
This right here is it juststreaks it in this whole fat
pocket right here.
It just it eliminates it.
So it makes me feel I look inthe mirror.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
I'm like jesus, it's a whole new.
It's a whole new me.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Look how good I look it is and you know, like I don't
know, I love it and it's aconfidence thing too.
Not that I need it because I'mmarried, but you know it feels
good, dude, we still needfucking, we still need our shit
it's just like wow, not onlysince I've been losing weight,
so you know I'm losing weight ontop of it, so it it makes makes
things look even better.
So so I'm like I'm down.
I'm down to like 318 now.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So I went up to 390 or 290 oh, not 390.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
3.
Oh gee, I was at 390 once.
Not, I don't recommend it.
I tell you I it's be it, for Icould even imagine being 400
pounds again.
It was one of the worst timesof my life.
I should have been dead backthen.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
No joking, it actually came to where my boss
at work was asking me how I dostuff like how I lose weight and
what I've been doing.
And I told her.
I said listen man.
I said I fucking.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
It's nothing.
There's no secret to it.
I just told her what.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
I do yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I mean nothing.
Nothing, there's no secret toit.
It's just I just told her whatI do.
Yeah, I mean everybody, yourmileage will.
Your mileage will vary basedupon your body type and your
metabolism and stuff.
But like what me and you aredoing, it's really no, it's just
no secret to it.
It's just calorie deficiencyand exercise.
That's it.
It's just it is.
It's really all it is, it's me.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
No joke, my the.
The key to it all that madethis so easy for at least for me
, yeah was um the mealsupplements, like um protein
shakes.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I'll do that every now and then if I know, see it,
I'll play it ahead.
So if I know I'm gonna have aheavy dinner, I'll have one of
those like, if I'm gonna be haveto have a heavy dinner, I'll
have one of those Like, if I'mgoing to be have like a really
heavy dinner, I'll have a mealsupplement, you know, 160
calories.
That way it kind of balanceseach other out, so that way I'm
not having a lunch you know, six700 calorie lunch than having a
(27:52):
1200 calorie dinner.
So if I could counteract thatwith a meal supplement that'll
get me to dinner.
So and then.
So I could counteract that witha meal supplement that'll get
me to dinner.
So and then so I could planahead.
Um, also, it's just portioncontrol too.
I used to eat a ton of food.
Now I'm to the point where it'sjust I eat a little bit.
I still eat what I like, andI've never changed that, it's
(28:12):
just now.
I eat a little bit of it, alittle bit, just enough to make
me full and I don't overeat.
So you just eat enough tosatisfy the craving.
And then then I'm done like Istill eat the shit I like.
It's just small, small, smallportions of it.
So I stick between 15 to 1600calories a day, or, yeah, a week
(28:35):
, I mean, not a day, oh oh yeah,a day, a day holy shit, that'd
be crazy, that's like, that'd belike I can't imagine doing that
for the week.
We do eat a cracker a daycracker day.
Yeah, I, I like to averagebetween 15 to 1600 calories a
day and I get to it to most.
I I nail it for the most part,but it's there's some days.
You, today, for instance, Iblew that completely on its
(28:59):
asshole because I found a newjob.
So I was like you know, fuck it.
I'm another Japanese company,of course, and you know they're
like Mr Bricknell, you arenumber one in our eyes.
You do great things here.
That's what they told me.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, I mean that's awesome, that's great.
You've been waiting for a while.
Yeah, I never.
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
But we're gonna take a little break.
You're gonna hear from BrianMcNugget and he's got a little
song for you and you're gonnalisten to that and we'll be
right back.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Later.
Later.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Now there's this one thing, I wanted to listen to
that and we'll be right backLater, later, you know there's
this one thing I wanted to sayto you and I just can't figure
out the words yeah, can you stopplaying like that.
I set the guy with the piano off.
I can't talk to Trey.
(30:04):
Yes, yes, it's undeniable thatwe should have sex together.
It's unbelievable.
(30:26):
How you used to say you lick mynutsack Doesn't sound like a no
.
If you don't know just how Ifeel, so let me show you that
this dick's for real.
Yeah, if all this is on, timewill reveal yeah, yeah.
(30:54):
One you're like a dream cometrue.
Two why not just dump my shitin you?
Three go explain to see thatwhen you bend over, you're the
best for me.
One, the beats are one, two,three, five, make you want to
sex with me.
(31:15):
If I ever believed it that mywork is done, I'll bend you over
and say have fun, it's fun, Ilove fun.
It's so incredible the waythings work themselves out, and
(31:35):
all emotional when you let medump my kids in your mouth.
When you're like a drink or twoand that's a part Never would
have made it very far, cause youstole the keys to my car hey,
(32:02):
get those back.
One you're like a dream cometrue.
Can't wait to bust my nuggetsin you.
Three go explain to C that Iwant to give you all my C and
four repeat steps.
One, two, three, five.
(32:23):
Make you get on your knees.
Five I believe that my work isdone.
Then I'll fuck you in your buttand around the time to the
coming of the sun I feel like alittle child who just felt his
(32:45):
first little buns.
You came and breathed new lifeInto this lonely heart of mine.
You threw out my dick and cameback with a fishing line.
One, one, you're like a dreamcome true.
(33:07):
Two Wanna dump my kids in you.
Three Go explain to she thatyou're the one and I wanna have
sex with Four.
Three steps, one through three.
Five, wait, wait, what if Ipart five have sex with you?
(33:29):
Wait, what if I part five?
There's no part five.
Oh, never mind, my work is done.
(33:59):
Yo, what's up?
Welcome back to the bestfreaking podcast.
It's every day with John and.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Jay, baby, listen, you don't keep listening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
Sticking my tongue up on yourdirt button you got that
motherfucker, now check it out.
Welcome back, you fuckingfreaks, that motherfucking
chicken air.
Welcome back, you fuckingfreaks.
Hey, freak-o-zoids.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Drives around in the freak-o-veal, freak-o-zoid,
freak-o-zoid.
Remember that show?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
back in the day.
I was never a huge fan.
I liked it.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
I loved all those fucking CW shows back in the day
.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
I got candy, uh hooked on ren and stimpy though
oh yes, dude watching it.
Well, I knew, dude, spongebobis not crazy far off.
Especially old, older episodesof spongebob wasn't crazy far
off, I think, I think the.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
I think the guy who did spongebob had a hand in ren
and stimpy I think.
I think he was a writer.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
That's why you see butt, cheeks and shit all the
time.
But yeah, but no, it was apretty good Week out.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
We went to Home Depot .
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah, we Good little Saturday.
I'm ready to fucking sleep alittle bit tomorrow.
I'm so fucking beat.
I barely slept all weekend Likeno joke okay so I'm gonna sleep
well tonight.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
I know that for a fact dj'd, dj'd in columbus.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Got home.
Um, got home probably close toone o'clock in the morning,
saturday.
Okay, sund, I had to be up andI had to be at work by 6.30 in
the morning.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Holy shit that's a turn and burn man.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yep, so 6.30 in the morning, go to work or you know,
work until fuck, man, I can'tremember like 2 or 3 o'clock or
something, and then go home.
I can't remember what the fuckI did Sunday, dude, but I did, I
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can't.
I did something Sunday, I can'tremember what I did.
And then Monday, becausetoday's Tuesday, so Monday,
yesterday we went to the concert.
So, dude, I didn't get muchsleep Sunday into Monday.
The fuck did I do?
Oh no, I had to work againyesterday morning I had to be
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there at 630 again, jeez.
So, God, what the fuck I don'tremember what I did Sunday.
I did something Sunday.
I can't remember what the fuckI did't remember what I did
Sunday.
I did something Sunday.
I can't remember what the fuckI did.
You lost track of your mind Idid.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
I don't know what the fuck I did.
I've been sitting at home.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
I did sign up for the TU golf outing.
I've been sitting here.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
That is A TU golf outing.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yep $225 a person.
Don't you get a bunch of coolswag, oh, dude.
Okay, your drinks for the wholecourse are done, they're taken
care of, so I don't have toworry about paying for drinks.
Okay, alcoholic doesn't matter.
Beer, wine, soda water,gatorade doesn't matter, it's
all free.
Okay, are you sponsoring awhole or anything?
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No, that's expensive as shitdude Like the lowest one's, 500
bucks or a thousand or so Okay.
Like yeah, I'm good on that.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Um, are you just on a team or are you just gone?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yeah, I'm just on a team oh okay.
So um I um also, you get a swagbag.
You get to choose whatever youwant Like.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
I remember or not choose.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
But like I got a, I got a fucking badass tipping
university dragon golf bell.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
I remember you came last.
Last you had a bunch of coolshit last year if I remember,
yeah, um, just badass shit.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
And then also your food, all day, taken care of,
starts off with breakfast.
So there's donuts, there's likea whole bunch of fucking little
goodies you could pick up, likefruit and donuts and everything
, and coffee and orange juiceand milk and cereal and stuff
like that.
Dude, all free.
Then, while you're golfing ondifferent holes, there's pizza
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and like carmes and things likethat.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Cool, you get that for free.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yeah, that's sweet then on the turn.
Last year they had barbecuepulled pork sliders oh, that
sounds so good, Barbecue pulledand they were fucking phenomenal
.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Those from Carmi's and stuff too.
No, just some other smoke place, oh, some random place, okay so
barbecue, pulled pork slidersthat sounds so good.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
And then what's cool is they make it fun, like the
whole thing's fun, it'sobviously to raise money.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
They do skins and stuff like that they do skins
they did Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
So we did Proximities and shit too.
There's a par five.
There's a par five.
Where Where's it?
At the Tim Mohawk, mohawk, oh,okay.
So if you never played Mohawkand you want to play Mohawk, it
is expensive to do that I mean,it's $225, but you get to go out
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to Mohawk and enjoy it.
Sure, now that I have amembership, you can actually
come out with me and play Mohawkif you wanted to.
It just costs you $75.
But in today's prices it's notbad anymore.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
That's really not bad .
No joke, that's 18 holes.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Clinton is $40-something bucks $45.
That's an upscale fucking place.
Yeah, so yeah, I would pay that.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yeah, it's 45 dollars at clinton 75 to play at mohawk
, I would play, I would pay theextra to play at mohawk, dude,
I'm so you don't want to go.
Let me know when you, if you,if you're like you know what
yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:34):
um, the like, um so, and I get to do that like if you
wanted to play with me.
You get five times a year whereyou can play with me.
Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Yeah, each person gets five times a year, okay, so
um, you get to do that with asmany people as you want, or just
five times total with anybody.
No, I think it's five timeswith any guest, any person any
person gets five times oh so youcan bring your brother five
times, joe five times, me fivetimes.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Yeah, that's fucking killer, dude and dude.
They treat you, I'll do it.
You know what I like.
They call me today and they'relike hey, is this?
Jason said yes, it is.
They're like hey, um, we need asub for leaks tonight.
Didn't know whether you wouldbe available.
I was like yeah, I'm so sorry,I would love to.
I said we were short staffed atFostery Country Club because
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they know I work there.
Oh, okay, and they're like Isaid, I'm so sorry, I would love
to.
But yeah, we're short staffedso I can't come out and play
today, so I have to work.
And he's like oh, no big deal.
He's like is it cool if we needsomebody?
I was like yeah, no problem.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Yeah, I can definitely do that oh, so you're
just kind of a fill-in forsomeone.
Oh, that's cool and uh, Iwouldn't want to play with a
stranger though I'm not aboutthat, but yeah honestly, all
them out there are like you'regonna get to know them.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
That's true, that's a good point.
You're like it's not gonna bedifferent people all the time.
It's gonna be like hey, dude,what's up?
Frank dude, I haven't seen youin a while.
Oh, you want to get a drink?
Let's go get a drink, orwhatever.
Oh I got you Kind of shit likethat.
Don't you have homes, don't youhave homes?
It is kind of like that dude,it's Bushwood all day, not as
shitty as Bushwood Dude.
That course looked horrible man, I don't know how much
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membership.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
I don't know, that's too much, fucking Christ.
Dude those streets lookedhorrible yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
They were shit.
I mean yeah, but um, dudeplaying Mohawk Is another, and I
was telling Steve that too,cause Steve's doing the
tournament with me and so isBilly.
Oh, okay, so you know.
Billy's like yeah, dude, hereyou go.
Billy gave me money today.
He's like here you go, here yougo, steve's paying me Tuesday
and I paid.
I registered all of us Up frontalready, okay.
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I registered all of us up frontalready.
Okay, so we're all on a team.
We're not going to win.
There's no way, dude.
There's so much good golfersthat go out there.
It's fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
I don't believe anybody who fucking says they're
winning fucking.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Oh, dude, there are ringers out there.
There's ringers out there.
There's people that will drivethe ball 300 yards straight and
will fucking nail the green andput it within a couple feet.
Dude, there's people thatbirdie every hole.
There's people that me if I parone hole, I'm happy, I'm done
for the day.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
They got a couple pretty long par fives though,
don't they?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Oh yeah, dude, I remember when I played there
last time I was.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
They have like a 590 par five yard par five out there
and dude.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
I hit three times and I'm still 130 yards out.
I'm like what the fuck yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:20):
I remember.
But it's really wide openthough, right, yeah, oh yeah,
it's like super wide, yeah, Iremember.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Well, what's cool about it is they have fun games
on this too, okay.
So there's one where there's apar and stuff.
Okay, um, last year you couldpay a hundred dollars and it
costs a hundred bucks, but itall goes towards the, the sports
department to you okay, so youpay a hundred dollars and you
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get to move your ball all theway to this, to the, to the
green.
There's like a little spot theymark you get to move it right
there and that's your first hitoh really, yeah, money well
spent yes, um.
Or, and everybody gets to tryfrom there because it's a
scramble, yeah, or there'sanother one, or, and on that
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same hole you get a chance tohit a drive.
And if you hit a drive, there'shula hoops out there and you
can win a certain dollar amount.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Um also, there's another hole where you can hit
with your regular driver okay ifyou do that, then you know,
then you just play as normal, oryou can hit with these old
timey woods, oh shit.
And if you hit your first shotwith the old timey woods
wherever that lands, that'swhere your first stroke will go,
okay so it.
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So it's zero Dude, I blastedthat fucking old timey wood.
Really, I did it beautiful,Blasted it.
They're like oh, I'm like holyshit, I kind of want to keep
this fucking thing, my dad usedto have an old set of McGregors
with these old fucking woods.
You know what we should do, andthis would be a great thing for
Justin Naki Justin, what heshould do is do an old-time
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wrestling golf scramble whereyou have to use old-timey clubs
yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
He actually had an old-timey golfer character come
in one time and his name was ohmy God, what was it?
Bunker.
It was something Bunker.
I can't remember.
Hold on.
Oh my god, what was it?
Bunker something bunker.
I can't remember.
Hold on, because he was.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
He's actually a really well well known, renowned
wrestler if I was going to namea wrestler, a golfing wrestler,
it would be Dutch Mulligan.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Oh, Sandy Bunker, it was Sandy Bunker, it was.
Sandy Bunker was his name.
That's too too.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
I mean, I like it.
It's too on the nose, sure butit's supposed to be yes.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yeah, it's supposed to be yeah.
So he was.
I mean he's, he's one of thehe's, he's an aew and he's like
one of the best wrestlers reallyyeah, oh no, this is but he.
This is before he got likereally famous in aew.
Oh, is this like the full match?
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Holy shit.
Oh, wait, hold on a second.
How long is it?
About seven minutes-ish.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
I talk about the fact that I can win a golf game with
a handicap, but it seems thatyou're handicapped 24-7.
Here's the sad side of thestory.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
This was in willard and these, these kids were
fucking off the off.
They're, they're insane.
They, they were like hittingwrestlers.
I had, I was doing this camera.
I was, I was doing this camera.
And these kids will come up andlike well, that was you
recording.
Yeah, this is me recording thisangle and these kids will go up
and start hitting the wrestlers.
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And I had to run up to him likehey, don't do that.
And like I could hear, likepeople get like parents, kids
like, control your fucking kids,don't touch the wrestlers.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
That's like an unwritten rule, dude, okay so on
that note, yeah, and this isfunny as shit.
Okay, so there's little kids atthis wedding on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
Good segue and.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
I told, and it just reminded me of this, so we're
sitting there, me and Kendi andI'm playing music and whatever
else, and then these little kidswould just come by and they
fucking stick their face rightin the lights and whatever, and
just be goofy.
You know just little kids.
Yeah, I told Kendi.
I said throw it in the river,throw it in the river, throw it
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in the river.
Talk about throwing the kids inthe river.
Kendy goes oh man, look at thatlittle one, she's so cute
little girl had pigtails.
I said throw in the river.
Throw it in the river throw herin the river, right in the old
tangy right, the old tangy thatdude.
Speaker 3 (47:12):
That river is gross and you know I looked at the
river and I was like I wonderhow many bodies are in the old
and dingy.
That's what my, that's what mydad called it when he was at
ohio state.
That's what they call it theold and dingy because that's the
one.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Is that the only river that goes through?
Uh, yeah, is that the only onethat goes through?
Um columbus, yeah, yeah thenthat's it.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Yeah, it goes right by the stadium.
So, uh, I tell you what I, whatI used to dj for you, what I do
.
The uh chandelier and I'd be upon that kind of stage.
The kids would run up on that.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
That made me so oh, on the bottom, yeah, I hated
that.
Oh, did you like no joke?
And I have no problem tellingthem like nah, get down.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
Yeah, I yeah, I would .
A lot of times parents would bekind of you know they would be
quick, but a lot of timesthere'd just be four or five of
these kids and then they'd runbehind me behind the booth.
I go, hey, hey, hey, no, no, no, no, don't, because you got a
lot of wires.
There's wires and shiteverywhere these kids will come
up to behind the dj booth.
I'm like, hey, hey, no, no, no,no.
I go, hey, you guys can't bedoing that, you guys can't be
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running around up here by the djbooth, and then they're out
here mortarbird come here youknow, whatever the kid's name is
, his name's not mortar, butwhatever you know what?
Speaker 1 (48:27):
that's not the easter bunny, that's just a guy in a
suit.
This is a guy in a suit, you'reyelling at the kids.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
It's a scooter, is a boat, stupid head.
You know what?
There is no Easter Bunny.
I love that movie, dude.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Yeah, dude, it was a very eventful weekend.
Okay, so we went to theMusketeer Bar and Grill and I'm
not kidding dude, we need to gothere sometime.
Yeah, check it out, man.
I want to check this place,musketeer Bar and Grill.
And I'm not kidding dude, weneed to go there sometime.
Yeah, check it out, man, I wantto check this place Musketeer
Bar and Grill.
Speaker 3 (49:01):
Musketeer Bar and Grill.
Bar and Grill Richfield.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Ohio.
Yeah, it is, it's just rightaround the corner.
The food is oh, Musketeers.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
Is it Musketeers?
Speaker 1 (49:17):
It says Musketeers, is it musketeers uh, it says
musketeers, barry grill.
Yeah, that's it.
Brecksville road, richfield,ohio.
Yeah, it's right around thecorner from it, dude I.
I had to look it up twice tosee what the fuck it was, but
like it's about 15 minutes awayfrom the blossom, yeah, takes 15
minutes that's what this one'sover by Cleveland, though.
Yeah, cuyahoga Falls is where.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
Cuyahoga Falls is where.
Oh, that's where I gotcha.
Oh, yeah, cause the RichfieldColiseum used to be here, like
where the Cavaliers used to playway back in the day.
They used to be Dude.
They put like a fucking arenaRight in this area.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
That's fucking wild.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
There's no man's land out here.
They just plopped a fuckingarena but dude no joke.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Uh, the food is always good like.
Every time I've eaten thereit's been amazing.
Um, very, very, very fuckinggood food place, dude, that's
what I see, let's see whatthey're oh snap that burger,
looks good.
Yeah, their burgers arephenomenal.
Oh, they got pizza.
Speaker 3 (50:21):
Yeah.
Me like oh, is that a?
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Reuben, that looks like a Reuben Blech.
It's really good, dude.
It's just a really good Fuckingeatery, dude.
I love it.
I love going to new places.
This is our staple.
It's kind of like going's justa really good fucking eatery.
I love it.
I love going to new places.
This is our staple.
It's kind of like going toToledo and going to Toledo and
then going to fucking the SpeedTrap Dude, that's what it is.
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Dude, you got me hooked on thatplace, man Well dude, you have
to have your go-tos man, like goto Cleveland, it's that.
Go to Toledo, they got chickenPhilly.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
Oh yeah, dude, it's really good, sarah got the
regular Philly Grilled chicken,grilled mushrooms, onions,
banana peppers that sounds good.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Yeah, go to Columbus, it's the son of Thurman.
Go to fucking.
I like that place.
Go to fucking um cleveland.
We go to three musketeers.
We go to toledo.
We go to fucking um to speedtrap in woodville.
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Dude, you gotta have yourgo-tos, man, because they're
just so good and they'rereliable.
I don't want to go somewhere toenjoy my time and go somewhere
to eat and I'm just disappointed.
Who the fuck wants to do right?
I don't want to roll that diceunless I've never been there
before that pizza looks reallygood their food is phenomenal
and they're not.
They weren't crazy busy, butanyway, I was there.
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You know we're eating andeverything else, and and it was
awesome because sarah paid,which was great.
So, um, I'm like I gotta pissbefore we go, because I'd rather
piss here than piss in afucking portage on that's filled
with other stuff.
So I'm going to go piss.
So I go piss while I'm in thestall, because I'm not going to
piss at a urinal right next to aguy.
Oh, I will.
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I don't care these aremanwitched.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
And then I look over and be like what you got packing
.
That's nice, bro.
Oh, there's a sorry tointerrupt, but there's a little
cigar box there.
There's a okay.
So at Cedar Point there'sbathrooms outside the gate and
I've never I had to piss, reallybad, and I went into these
bathrooms and it's kind of likethat.
Except you know, like urinalsusually have that kind of
divider, there was no divider,there was no divider and it's
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like you have to kind of likereally you know what your shit
hanging, you know people canlook down, just you gotta really
push.
You have to really push up, sopeople don't like see your
that's how it was you know your,your bits and pieces.
You know because usually youwill have those dividers yeah
but this was like it was just awhole row of these and I'm just
like, but the other bathrooms inthe park aren't like that,
they're.
They're actually not badseparators.
Speaker 1 (52:57):
Yeah, they're separated stuff you ever piss in
a trough, oh yeah the oldcleveland stadium dude.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
Uh, opening this.
Oh you want to talk about.
If you're bladder shy, trybeing nine years old.
Go to a brouds game with abunch of drunk miscreants
pissing in a trough with a bunchof ice in it and it smelled bad
.
There's pee everywhere, there'sdrunk dudes just pissing on the
wall and of course, as a kid Ithought it was hilarious.
But like you're sitting thereand you're trying to pee with
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grown adults to your right andto your left and they're like
let's go brownies here we go andI'm just like I, grandpa, I
can't go.
But I was like, go, you could go, just you're gonna have to go.
And I'm just like I can't.
There's so much commotion goingon around you.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
This is like yeah, bro, steve's like that.
Steve's bladder shine.
He's like I and I went.
I can't talk to him.
Speaker 3 (53:54):
I tell you, that's where I I'm not kidding, I will
too.
Speaker 1 (53:55):
I'll start a conversation with he's like I, I
and I went, I can't talk to him.
I tell you, that's where I I'mnot kidding, I will too.
I'll start a conversation withhim.
He's like dude, can you shut up?
I can't, I can't go.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
I tell you I got over being bladder shy that day.
To to, to.
I hate it with a passion.
Unless it's a five alarmemergency, then I'll go, but
other than that I'll do thatshit whatever.
I can't do it, dude.
I can't, I don't.
I don't like shitting in public.
I hate it with a passion.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
Usic took care of that.
I'd shit, because you're on theroad, you don't have a choice,
so I just shit if I shouldn'tsomebody's driveway before I
know it's your driveway, you'relistening I'm.
I'm sorry, I know you've shit inplaces.
I've definitely shit in a lotof places.
I used to man.
I was a fucked up kid.
I was telling Kendi the otherday.
I said you know, one day so Igot my ass beat because there's
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a toilet and there's a bucket.
Which one did I shit in?
I shit in that bucket Rightbeside the toilet, dude.
Speaker 3 (54:54):
Oh my God, in that bucket right beside the toilet.
Speaker 1 (54:55):
Dude, oh my god, yeah , my dad goes, comes in, he goes
why the fuck did you do thatyou're?
You're cleaning it out, goingin get it out of there.
He didn't make me do it, though, but thank god.
But he's like don't everfucking do that again.
But, dude, I used to shit onthe side of trees and shit.
Dude, I was just like a fuckinganimal.
Dude, me and my sister used torun around naked in the yard and
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shit.
Speaker 3 (55:17):
Oh, my god, we're weird fucking people.
Speaker 1 (55:19):
Guys were something man well, I, uh, I like to
attribute, you know, yeah, alittle maybe shoes yeah, a
little bit of problem.
Some people say maybe you'reweird.
Well I say yeah, well, weird Iguess, but whatever yeah well,
weird I guess, but whatever.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
Yeah well, weird I guess, but whatever what is it
what?
Speaker 1 (55:37):
what of it that our family?
Yeah, this is fucked up, butyou know, like god, dude, oh my
god, some of the shit we did, weused to, okay.
So I used to go to school herein tiffin, at crowd school and,
um, they had a playground downbelow and they had trees that
lined the creek, and on theother side of the creek is
houses.
There's just rich people'shouses over there.
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I used to piss on them, fuckingtrees right across from those
houses not, and shit on them too.
I used to pull my pants downand shit right on those trees
wouldn't wipe my ass, becausethere's nothing to wipe your ass
.
Yeah, just shit right on thosetrees and then pull my pants up,
keep playing.
Oh my god, I had mud buttprobably a lot of times.
No wonder my underwear lookedhorrible?
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Oh my god, because my mom would.
So we're gonna go back in timea little bit.
Okay, my mom?
Okay, my mom, I used to get you, okay, so I'm already married,
so I'm not trying to get a woman, I don't give a fuck.
So, anyway, when I was a kid,my underwear looked fucking
horrible.
Shit stains like a motherfucker.
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I don't know who decided tomake kids underwear white.
That's the worst fucking thing,dude.
No joke.
If you're going to make a kid'sunderwear, any color should be
brown.
That way it hides that stuff.
But anyway, shit stains like amotherfucker.
It was so bad to where, like mymom would wash my underwear and
it would still have the stainin them, like you could see the
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remnants.
Yeah oh yeah, it was almostlike a chalk outline of a dead
person.
So anyway, we had that.
And then if, if I took myunderwear off, those underwear
off, and I didn't put them inthe laundry and I didn't make it
to the basket, the dog ate itmy dog would eat the crotch
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right out of it.
My little dachshund, so I would.
My mom would be like, well, dog, got a pair of your underwear
again and I'd look and fucking.
It looked like crotchless,fucking underwear for kids.
Speaker 3 (57:37):
My dad's dog, mindy, used to do that, even if we
didn't have shit in ourunderwear, fucking the dog would
eat them.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
I remember when she was on my lap and I was just
saying nasty shit to her, toMindy.
Speaker 3 (57:47):
Yeah, she's probably deaf.
We had a video.
We had a video.
Oh really, I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (57:50):
I don't know where it is that dog was deaf and blind.
Speaker 3 (57:53):
Toward the end there she didn't know where the fuck
she was.
Yeah, poor dog, good doggy.
She was a good dog.
She would uh, she'd bite you,though if she wouldn't have any
issues nipping at you, like ifyou walk too close to her bone,
she'd nip at your toe.
It hurt like ah fuck.
Speaker 5 (58:09):
She's like like why?
Why did she dip my foot?
Speaker 3 (58:14):
Dad's like yeah, you got too close to her bone.
I'm like, I'm not even close.
Speaker 1 (58:17):
So after so, once John Got a little older, he just
played biscuit With the dog hejust come all over.
I did Cause she'd get pissed.
Speaker 3 (58:27):
Probably Like that dog, the peanut butter doggy in
the window thing you did back inthe day.
Speaker 1 (58:36):
Do, do, do, do do we ever do we ever yeah, we
released, did we yeah?
Yes, we did because you wereyou were begging me for like
forever I'm like come on.
Speaker 3 (58:46):
This is just so, whatever.
At that point I'm like whatever.
Then I then we're like, let's,at this point we're, we're,
everything's all on the table.
So it's like, you know, we'vegot two, you know two uh
sketches of the of the uh gymone.
Speaker 1 (59:02):
So you know, my, my favorite fucking joke off-color
joke to say is is comparinganything to rosa parks?
That is my favorite shit likeif I'm like I'm like, hey, you
know, um, candy, go ahead and,rosa, park your ass in the back
of the car and we'll be out in asecond.
(59:23):
You know that kind of shit, youknow rosa pox didn't do shit.
Speaker 3 (59:27):
She just sat her tired black ass down.
Well, I forget who's I was froma movie or from a stand-up, I
forget who said it.
She's like rosa pox, rosa, rosaParks ain't shit.
All she did was just sit hertired black ass down.
She don't know anything.
Speaker 1 (59:41):
Who cares?
Dude, I got so excited theother day.
Of course it was fucking a hoax, but it was a movie.
It showed a movie with AdamSandler and Jim Carrey.
Okay, dude, I'm like, are youfucking serious?
Speaker 3 (59:58):
I'm so leery of movie posters on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
I saw one.
I don't know if this is realeither.
I doubt it is the new SuperMario Brothers movie coming out
in a year or so.
That's supposed to be SuperMario World.
Is that true?
Is that for real?
I'm going to look this upbecause now it's bugging me,
Because I saw the Yoshi egg andI'm like that's not for real
Super Mario World.
(01:00:22):
I don't know if it's a hoax ornot.
Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Holy shit.
Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
So three hours the NBC Universal accidentally
reveals Super Mario Bros moviesequel name.
Okay, there's an IMDB for it.
I don't know if that'sinteresting.
Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
No, fucking, you're a liar dude.
Is it really what?
You're?
A liar dude?
Is it really what?
Buds?
There is a new Netflix seriestitled Buds, starring Jim Carrey
and Adam Sandler, released inMay of 25.
The show is about two bestfriends, Jim and Adam, who
decide to move together.
(01:01:10):
Well, yeah, but other peopleare.
The Buds Netflix posterdefinitely got my attention.
Yeah, but it says it's fake.
Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
What's that, dude?
It's an NBCUniversal articlewhich was taken down.
This is for the upfronts, sothis is something they reveal
for the next season or next year.
They're called upfronts.
This is what TV does.
Supposedly it was revealed hereon accident.
They didn't meet.
Then they took the article downand redid it.
(01:01:43):
I saw michael jordan issupposed to join the new nbc nba
on nbc telecast.
That'd be kind of cool.
I like that.
They have to play the old themesong.
If they don't, it's a totalmissed opportunity, Because
that's just nostalgic in itself.
I'm failing to see in thisarticle where oh shit.
Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
I don't know, man, when you get a chance to go to
youtube and check out buds 2025,new netflix series it is.
Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
It is super mario world cool shit, dude.
So it's gonna be with yoshi anddino world and all that shit.
Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
That's that's great I love they're going from point a
to point b yeah, no kidding allright okay I'm down for that.
Yeah, it's called Buds 2025.
I want to see if this is a realfucking thing and that's what I
started playing.
Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Like.
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Buds movie Netflix.
Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
I don't see it on official Netflix's official
accounts.
Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
Meet Max and Charlie, two best friends with the worst
.
Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Oh yeah, that's.
That's from what's that's?
Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
from, and that's from click or not.
Yeah, click, they had a dream.
Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
Yeah, this is absolutely no clue what they
were doing.
Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
That's AI.
See how the wording's allfucked up.
He's from Churro.
Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
This is AI.
Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Oh yeah, dude, you see how he grabbed it.
This is all AI.
See all the yeah, that's noteven close.
Yeah, it's probably not fuckingreal.
That's not, although that it'sprobably not fucking real,
that's not, although that's agood idea, though, see, it's the
same guy who's making these.
There's a whole bunch ofdifferent ones.
Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
The Simpsons, the movie, the.
Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Simpsons.
The movie Like a live action.
Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
I want to see this.
Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
Welcome to Springfield, where ordinary is
overrated.
Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Homer, please don't get into any unusual trouble
today.
Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
That's horribly dubbed.
This is what I call living thedream.
Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Horribly dubbed.
Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
Life is simple, just keep it that way.
It's not easy being the onlygrown-up around here.
Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Who's playing Marge?
I guess I'm a sarcastic Bartmove.
Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
That's a wrap.
Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Courtney Cox, why did I come in here?
Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
again.
And that's us, just a normalfamily.
Life is simple.
Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Oh, so that's mostly Nelson.
Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
I assume, At the end of the day, family's all that
matters.
Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
God dude, these are horrible.
Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
That was bad, dude.
There used to be really goodfake trailers instead of using
this crappy ai.
Uh, there was one for likelegend of zelda.
It was an april fool's joke byign, I think it was, and people
lost their fucking minds aboutit oh, we still need to work on.
Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Uh, we need to get skittles back in here and start
working on a shit.
Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Oh yeah, because we started it, we got a good yeah
oh but, uh, we're coming up onthe hour, so, uh, that's about
all she wrote.
Unfortunately, we must leaveyou for this time.
Uh, any departing words beforewe leave?
Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
yes, um, thank you to everybody for listening.
We really appreciate it.
You know the usual every day orevery week fucking thing we say
.
So thank you guys for listening.
Blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
You know how it goes.
You can hear us on all yourfavorites.
Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
I'm so excited to be done with fucking concerts For
right now.
Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
It's just tiring, it just sounds tiring.
Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
I don't mind going to one person.
I cannot wait until we canteleport.
Yeah, just go.
Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
It just sounds tiring to me, dude.
Well, you know what it is.
I don't mind going to oneperson, I cannot wait until we
can teleport?
Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Yeah, just go, get there.
I want to go right to my seatDone.
Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
Until you got people hacking the teleporters and
doing shit like that.
Yeah, you know Star Trek hadthat kind of on point.
But yeah, people would do badshit to them and whatever, Kill
people on them and stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Well, even then, like just show up at your house,
yeah just give me your money.
Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
It's on backwards, it's on backwards.
Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
This is terrible, don't let anybody tell me my ass
is so big Classic.
Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
With that being said, we'll see you guys next week.
I'm John Brickman and I'm JasonSugar.
Peace out, eagle 5 said uh,we'll see you guys next week.
I'm john brickman and I'm jasonsugar.
Peace out.
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