Episode 177: Spaceballs 2 and Hollywood's Nostalgic Cash Grabs

Something magical happens when comedy legends decide to revisit their greatest hits. The announcement of Spaceballs 2 with both 98-year-old Mel Brooks returning and Rick Moranis coming out of retirement has sparked genuine excitement among fans who've waited nearly four decades for the sequel.

We dive deep into why this announcement matters so much – it's not just nostalgia, but a potential return to comedy that isn't afraid to push boundaries. The brilliant teaser for Spaceballs 2 mocks the endless stream of sequels, prequels, and reboots while promising "The Search for More Money." We analyze the casting choices (Josh Gad as Barf Jr.), debate alternatives (would Dan Fogler have been better?), and celebrate the return of Bill Pullman and other legacy characters.

But this episode isn't just about Spaceballs. We explore the promising Naked Gun reboot starring Liam Neeson with Seth MacFarlane producing – a combination that actually looks promising based on the trailer's clever fourth-wall breaks and wordplay. The comparison between these revivals and classics like Blazing Saddles and Tropic Thunder leads us into a broader discussion about how comedy has changed, sometimes for the worse.

There's something deeply refreshing about revisiting an era when films weren't afraid to make audiences squirm in their seats while laughing. As boundaries in comedy continue to narrow, these revivals might represent something more significant than simple cash grabs – they could be the gasps of a comedic style fighting to survive in a world that's forgotten how to laugh at itself.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's everyday with John and Jay Comedy Skits,

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random bullshit, tim and Jerry,it's not your day, it's not my
day.
This is our day and it's my day.
This is our day and it's everyday with John and Jay.
You like racy shit, you likeproblems going on, you like

(01:16):
sexual misconduct?
You're in the right fuckingplace.
Listen up, you fucking freaks.
It is time to get the show onthe road.
We're ready to hit this episodeof it's every day with john and
jay.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Let's rock yo, what's up, hey, what's up.
Hey, we're glad you're hereEvery day, because it's every
day with Jada J, the only showwhere you can hear us talk about

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Speaker 1 (01:53):
Pretty much anything, yeah, anything Mostly music
Mostly music and movies andperverse, nasty shit.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yes, Unfiltered fun is what I call it.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
We got a lot to talk about.
I think we need to.
I think what we should do istalk about the elephant in the
room this past week um, the bestfucking news that I think I was
hoping you just start off withthat, because that is, you're
talking about the one and onlySpaceballs.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Spaceballs 2 was just announced 98-year-old Mel
Brooks.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
98-year-old Mel Brooks.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
And listen.
The little teaser was hilariousBecause it just took the piss
out of all of these fucking cashgrab sequels, especially the
Disney Star Wars ones, which Ifucking hate, by the way.
Took the piss out of all ofthese fucking cash grab sequels,
especially the disney star warsones, which I fucking hate.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I think here in a second we need to showcase that
and like watch the teaser rightright okay, so rick moran is
coming out of retirement forthis motherfucking movie.
That is great.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
That's how all ghost, all ghostbuster fans are
punching air right now.
Spaceballs 2 is what gets RickMoranis back.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
You want to know what it is.
It's called the Respect of a.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Legend of Mel Brooks.
I would say so.
It has to be some sort ofrespect.
This is going to be Mel Brooks'probably last movie he's ever
going to be in.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Dick Van Dyke plays Barf, just kidding, josh.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Gad is going to play Barf Jr.
Is that what I read?
Josh Gad, josh Gad, who's JoshGad?
Is he the one from SNL?
No, you've seen the Beauty andthe Beast remake the Disney one.
He played LeFleur, gaston'slittle henchman from the Beauty
and the Beast remake.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Oh, is he the one that was the?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Oh, no, no, he remake oh, is he the one that was the?
Oh, no, no he was.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
He played the fucking snowman and frozen.
Yeah that guy, yeah that dude.
So he's gonna, he's gonna bebarf jr ever now damn it you
don't like.
No, no, you don't like josh gad.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Josh gad's okay, but it's not a role that would fit
him.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
It doesn't seem like a role that I saw.
I saw a mock-up of him in abarf.
You know, costume it.
It didn't look, it didn'toffend me in any way.
No, no, no, I'm not saying thatI mean anybody could stand into
that fucking role, but likepersonality personality wise,
personality wise.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
But you know he does have that kind of.
But you know, what I like abouthim is josh gad has never.
He was also in the rocker aswell with Rainn Wilson.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah, I didn't really hate that and honestly, I never
thought of him.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, he played this stupid snowman in fucking Frozen
, but he's doing wrong.
He's a good fucking actor.
He did the Voice.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Oh internship.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
He was in the internship, Remember.
He's the weird guy, oh you mademe talk to people.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
That was a dick move.
Yeah that's right.
Look at me, look at me, look atme.
That was a dick.
Uh, dude, what the hell doesgoogliness mean?
The fact that you don't knowwhat googliness is, that means
you'll never work here dude,he's so good, I heard everything
you said I heard everything yousaid.
He turns it up.
You know who would have beenreally good.

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Oh wait, is he's not dead?
Is he the dude from balls offury?
That's who I wanted.
That's dan fogel dad fogelshould have been.
Oh, barf dan fogel would havebeen great.
He would have nailed.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I think he would have been a better choice, in my
opinion I agree, dude fogleryeah, so when I thought of that,
I'm like, but I think he thisis the maybe the reason why he
lost a shit ton of weight.
That would make sense.
You don't have the chunky barf.
He doesn't have that chunky.
He doesn't have the chunky barf.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
If it was him from Balls of Fury.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
You need chunky barf.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
If it was from Balls of Fury, that would have been
perfect in my opinion oh yeahdude right on the fucking nose
and you know who else.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
I thought dude, and obviously this is, but I know
he's been in hollywood like alot lately.
Okay, jack black, but jackblack is almost too over the top
for this role I think you justneed a.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
You need a subtle kind of sidekick with good
comedic timing.
Jack black has of a, jack blackcommands presence.
You know what I?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
mean, yeah, he's over the man's presence.
I think dan fogler would havebeen the best.
I want us.
I'm not gonna, okay, I'm gonnasay this if somebody was like
hey, dude, you know, like youhave, you have to choose one to
watch of sequels of like, youknow, like classic hit sequels,
um, and you can only choose oneand it's uh happy, gum war 2 or

(06:23):
space balls 2.
I'm going space balls 2 all day, like space ball 2 looks so
much better space balls 2 hasmore room to breathe.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
There's way more material to work with and I
think, with mel brooks at thehelm and with rick moran- I just
hope mel brooks lives to makeit that's a good point.
Uh, if, if rick moran is didn'tsign on for this movie, I don't
think.
I would be on board with this.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Oh, Bill Pullman's in it too, bill Pullman's coming.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah, they got legacy characters for this film, which
is huge, especially the biggestone.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
They dug up Joan Rivers.
Her ass is going to go on thisfilm.
You can throw anybody that car98-year-old Mel Brooks is going
to be playing Yogurt again.
I also was wondering what aboutpresident screw.
I don't know what they're goingto do with that.
I was hoping he'd be back.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Well, we'll see what they.
We'll see what they kind of do.
That's a lot for 90 year olddude, but the fact that there's
so much material, especiallywith, like the all the new star
Wars movies that have come out.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
They're so genius when I saw this on Star Trek
that have come out.
Remember the other day I waslike John, is this real?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
And I'm like yes.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Is it real?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Yeah, you're like, is this real?
And I saw it, like I saw itthat morning, and I'm like, oh,
space balls, come on, this isnot being made.
Then I saw actual, crediblesites pick up on it.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I'm like, is this real Dude?

Speaker 3 (07:46):
I watched Mel Brooks say it was real.
Yeah, yeah, so then I saw theactual teaser from Mel Brooks
himself and I'm like holy fuckboss.
Then I saw oh, rick Moranis issigned on for this project.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
You know what I'm hoping.
This is what we've been wantingsince day one, but he was never
allowed to do it.
I'm wondering if maybe now,since it's been 40 fucking years
, yeah, if, and disney ownslucas rights, all that stuff I'm
wondering get merchandise,merchandising for fucking
spaceballs.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
For once I wanted them, goddamn dolls they're
finally paying off a fucking 30year old or 30 year old fucking
joke.
If they don't call thisspaceballs to the search for
more money, it's a totally youknow what's crazy is.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
this is what it was.
Spaceballs, too, was supposedto come out, all like it was
supposed to be made almost rightaway, but john candy passed
away.
Yeah, okay, right, chris farleywas supposed to take that role.
Okay, chris Farley passed away.
So he scratched it, and that'skind of what happened, and from
what I heard from when listeningto Mel Brooks talk about it, I
think it is going to be calledspace balls to the search for

(08:57):
more money.
I think that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
So much it works, because these Disney Star Wars
movies are such a blatantsoulless cash grab.
Yep, it's like.
Marvel it is.
The teaser perfectlyencapsulates all of the
shameless cash grabs from all ofHollywood in the last 30, 25,

(09:21):
30 years, and they list allthese movies.
We got a prequel to the sequel.
That was actually a Dude.
That's what I want, Actually.
Let's go ahead and watch it.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
And then also, did you see, disney is buying Hulu
as well.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
I thought, does Disney own ABC?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
technically Disney owns ABC.
But Disney was only a partialowner.
They're gonna be majority ruleon hulu.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yeah, okay disney just owns everything.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Disney is evil if you pull your wife's panties down
and you see a mickey mousetattoo on her ass.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Disney owns who's the son of a bitch that says he
ain't wearing his purity rings?
Little girls, chinese, get wet.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
I always reference that you need to see that.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I want to watch that.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
You want to see that?
Oh, okay.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Let's do that real quick dude.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
You said South Park.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah, it's a South Park.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Oh my God, dude, it looks and cut Great video shoot
guys, the Jonas Brothers.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
This is bullpucky.
Yeah, we've had it.
Gosh darn it.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Uh-oh, looks like we've got a problem.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Our decision is final .
We have decided, as a band, notto wear purity rings anymore.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, you tell them.
Joe Boys, I know you're tired,but the purity rings are
important to the company's image.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
We don't care about the company.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
And you're going to say that to the boss's face.
We aren't afraid of him.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Well, I hope you're right, because the boss is on
his way here Now.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Oh, Jesus, he's here.
Boss is here.
Let's be strong guys.
Hello sir, how was your trip?
That's all this I'm hearingabout not wearing the purity
rings.
We'll just leave you alone.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
So I guess we have some issues.
We need to talk about something.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Oh boy, I just love flying all the way to Colorado
to hear about your problems.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Look, we just want our concerts to be about our
music, not about purity rings.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Oh gosh, fellas, let me explain this to you.
I love his walk dude like ugh.
You have to wear the purityrings because that's how we can
sell sex to little girls, haha.
See, if we make the posterswith little girls reaching for
your junk, then you have to wearpurity rings, or else Disney
company looks bad, looks badwell, we don't want to be
selling sex to little girlsanymore.

(11:49):
The rings stay on, well, wellmaybe we'll just refuse to go on
stage.
You don't talk to me like that,you little piece of shit.
Get the fuck up.
Get the fuck up now.

(12:11):
Do we have a problem?

Speaker 4 (12:15):
no sir, no mr mouse, no mr mouse.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Oh, that's good, because I thought we had a
problem for a minute there.
Huh all, now get out there andmake me some goddamn money.
There's a part where he's likeis it this one?
You better start talking.
You better start talking rightnow.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
We told you we aren't working for another studio and
there isn't a plan to sabotageyour big night.
We came on our own because ourfriend's purity ring is killing
him.
You're lying, I'll cut you off.
You see we were right about thepurity rings.
A nice Christian symbol can'tbe used for profit gains.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
We've all anchored God.
You think God is in controlhere.
I am in control.
I've been in control since the50s.
In case you haven't noticed,you three faggots are going on
stage and you three faggotsaren't going to stop me.
Nobody is ruining this event.
I have worked too long and toohard to have anybody f*** this

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up.
Where would you be without me?
Jonas Brothers, your musicsucks and you know it.
It's because you make littlegirls Chinese tickle.
And when little girls' Chinesetickle, I make money.
That's because little girls aref***ing stupid and the purity

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rings make it okay to dowhatever I want.
Even the Christians are toof***ing stupid to figure out I'm
selling sex to their daughters.
I've made billions off ofChristian ignorance for decades
now, and you know why BecauseChristians are retarded.
They believe in a talking deadguy.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
They believe in a talking dead guy.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Oh, hello, folks.
Now take it easy.
Here's the Jonas Brothers.
Come on, guys.
No, stop, bring them back here.
It's over, mr Mouse, everyone'stuning out.
No, no, god damn it.
No, shut up, shut up.

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Ah, shut up, shut up, that's itgirls no more.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
So he comes, mickey mouse come, like he goes away,
he comes back and he actually he, he gets with tolly and him and
him and Stan's dad start likethis drug ring in fucking China
and shit like that, becauseDisney is expanding into China
so they start like a marijuanafucking company in China.
It's so fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Like the first video.
The first video is the best one.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
I just wanted to hear the girl shiny part, because
that's what I always hear Tickleor something.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
I make little girls shiny.
It's tickle Makes me money,makes me money, makes me money,
ha ha.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
When he come walking in dude and he's got his arms
swinging.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Which one of you is wearing the purity ring?
Ha ha, I've been in controlsince the 50s.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Dude, I love Vicky about that episode.
Basically, the whole episoderevolves around Kenny trying to
get laid by this girl and shemakes him wear the purity ring,
but she fucking jizzes.
They go to a Jonas Brothersconcert.
She fucking comes from watchingthem and stuff.
Dude, it's fucked up.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
I mean really, who hasn't come to a Jonas Brothers?

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah, exactly, but so anyway, Anyway, so anyway,
disney, star Wars, spaceballs 2.
Yeah, let's see that, let's getback on track.
So let's get to Spaceballs 2teaser, which I laughed my ass
off at Saskatchewan Spaceballsteaser.
Spaceballs teaser who's Caesar?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Dumb self-love.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
I love the Spaceballs theme.
There's been a prequel trilogy,a sequel trilogy, a sequel to
the prequel, a prequel to thesequel.
Countless TV spinoffs, a moviespinoff on the TV spinoff, which
are both a prequel and a sequelTwo Dunes, seven Jurassic Parks

(16:25):
, two, two.
Dunes, seven Jurassic Parks,two avatars plus three upcoming
avatars, making five avatars.
36 MCU movies with twodifferent Robin Dowdy juniors.
Dcu attempt one, dcu attempttwo.
That made me laugh all out.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
The TV series.
You're making the same HarryPotter movies, prometheus, which
is kind of an alien movie.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Four Beatles movies and Oppenheimer and Oppenheimer
right at the end.
It's so random with Oppenheimer.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Okay.
So the reason why we're soexcited about this movie number
one, the biggest reason, isbecause you know it's going to
be well done.
You know what I'm saying.
It's not going to be shit, Likethey're not going to play on
old jokes a little bit, but Ithink After 40 years.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
There he is the legend.
I want that sweatshirt.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
You can get that sweatshirt on Amazon.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Dude.
I laughed my ass off when hesaid that, so he goes.
He's like we asked what thefans want.
Instead we gave them this movie.
I like how he ain't taking itseriously.
That's what Mel Brooks isalways good for.
Dude, which?
Is exactly what the fuckingfans want the Schwartz Awakens
dude.
It has to be Search for WarMoney, because that just pays

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off that joke and I'm so gladhe's deciding to do it before he
kicks his bucket.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
And this is the long awaited no joke and I'm going to
say this straight up and Ithink we've talked about it when
we did Spaceballs on our castfucking Jesus, 200 fucking
episodes ago, A long time ago.
So I went to see Spaceballs in1988 at the movie theater with
my Uncle Joe, which you know myUncle Joe took me and it was my

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Star Wars for the longest time Ididn't watch.
Have you seen Star Wars beforethat?

Speaker 3 (18:27):
No oh.
Oh so you probably didn't getany of the references.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
I didn't watch.
I love this movie on its own,on its own accord, without until
.
And then I watched Star Warswhen I dude, when I lived on
yeah, it was a while it was, Iwas working to level up, it was
before we were uh, before weleft, before I went to bellevue
when we lived on walker street,yeah, yeah I laid on the couch

(18:52):
and did you watch all six of thepre all six movies?
yeah, yeah, all six movies.
I will say this I did seeepisode one when it first came
out, but that was it.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
I I saw all the prequels.
Well, star Wars, I went and sawall the remake.
They re-released it in like 93or 94, 95.
So my dad took me to see theStar Wars in theaters, which, by
the way, those cuts were thebest Seeing Star Wars in
theaters With it redone Withbetter sound.

(19:25):
I know people fucking Don'tlike they because george lucas
added some stuff and obviously,though, seeing that in theaters
really is it's pulls it intoperspective.
My brother justin, who's one ofthese kind of purist people, on
his little movie server he hasthe original cuts of and it just

(19:45):
it looks wonky as fuck.
I'm so used to the the crisp,yeah, I'm so used to the, the
remake of that, the reissues.
And and then when I see thelike uh, when I watch a new hope
or star wars because it wasn'tcalled episode four, but I see
and I just watched it he pulls,when he does the lightsaber for

(20:06):
the first time, it looks sojanky.
But I mean, that's the timesand I won't fault it.
But when you watch the reissues, the re-release.
They redid all those, the soundand the oh, it looks so good and
it's like, yeah, well, seeingStar Wars in theaters is really
awesome.
And then I saw all three of theprequels in theaters too, which

(20:26):
honestly I don't think they'rethat bad compared to the fucking
sequel trilogy.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
The prequels look like goddamn masterful pieces of
art, because I didn't um I, andif you don't like them, I get
it.
No, I can't say I don't likethem.
I, I do.
Um.
Like I said, I saw episode oneis a tough movie to follow and I
will give you that.
Actually I thought it was easya lot of people.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
But you know what, you know what I said.
I saw episode one is a toughmovie to follow and I will give
you that.
Actually I thought it was easy,a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
But you know what.
You know what I said and that'sone thing I love about the new
ones and I know a lot of peoplehate, I know you're not a fan of
them, yeah but the forceawakens was you know what it is?
It's kind of like I look at itlike metal.
Um, like we talked about metala couple weeks ago, it's, it is,
it's a gateway for people to beable to understand.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
It was a reintroduction, it was easy to
follow, it was simple, it wasthe same fucking story it was
simple jack.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
It was a simple jack movie they.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
They kind of took pretty much all the same beats
from a new simple jack, dowhat's that from you?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
make me happy.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Fucking Tropic Thunder.
Tropic, that's it.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
He plays the fucking Renly handicap.
Too simple, Jack.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
What was I saying?
Oh, so the Force Awakens wasbasically A New Hope, just kind
of retold a little differently.
So that's fine, I didn't reallymind that it's the last Jedi.
A new hope, just kind of retoldit a little differently.
So that's fine, I could, and Ireally mind that it's with.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
It's the last jedi, which I really fucking hate in
rise of sky welcome to it's backin the day with john and jay, I
know I feel like.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
This is an old school episode, but you know we're
talking about space ball, sowe're gonna say it's a new thing
, yeah we're gonna segue intofucking star wars a little bit,
because I think I've made theserants already.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
I know we're just a little off kilter.
Yeah, can I please and I knowthis isn't a classic movie, it's
a little like.
It's maybe like 10, 15 yearsold or whatever.
Yeah, can I please talk aboutthe masterpiece and how much
more I appreciate, a lot morethan when I first watched it how

(22:30):
much of a masterpiece and howgood of a movie tropic thunder
really is tropic thunder is afucking awesome movie that will
never be made, ever again.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
It is so fucking robert dowdy masterful is such a
fucking cake dude.
He was so good dude.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
You know who?
I was really impressed withFucking Tom Cruise.
Yeah, hey, you punch that guyin the fucking face.
Punch him in the fucking face,Dude that movie is amazing.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Sorry, man.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Punches him right in the fucking face, dude, dude,
and you can barely tell it's TomCruise because he's bald and
shit.
Right right, matthewMcConaughey's bitching at him
like listen, we get Tevo.
Listen, it's in his contract hegets Tevo.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
It's just a shame that we live in a society now
and comedy like that can't beexplored because it'll ruffle
too many feathers.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
That's the one thing about Mel Brooks did especially
Blazing Saddles.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
It'll ruffle too many feathers.
That's the one thing.
And that's the one thing aboutyou know Mel Brooks did, and he
and you know especially blazingsaddles.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
I think space balls too can open that back up.
I think it's a pretty, I don'tcare.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
I think I think we need more of that.
It's just, people need to justnot take themselves so fucking
serious.
Excuse me, sir, but you werelooking for niggers.
Dude Blazing Saddles is theshit.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
That's Blazing Saddles.
By the way, yeah, I didn't wantyou guys to be like damn Jay,
fucking put the hood back.
But no, it's a no joke, it'scomedy.
You know what I love about that, and that is a big reason why
we do what we do and why I pushenvelopes the way we do, is
because that is fun, I think,making people squirm in your
seat.
That's what mel brooks did whenhe made blazing saddles.

(24:14):
Uh, blazing saddles is a bigone that I mean, that is the
king of all fucking.
Making you squirm in your seat,fucking movies.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
What were some other.
What were some other movieslike that?
Did that back in the day.
I know I the Monty Python guys.
They made Life of Brian, whichtook the piss out of religion.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Oh yeah, that's a hard one to do too.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
The Passion, which a lot of people did not like that
movie when it came out itactually got banned in a ton of
countries because it wasbasically kind of spoofing the,
you know, the the passion of theChrist, which is fucking
hilarious.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
I don't know a lot of satire movies that did a lot of
that, but I know like a lot ofuh Quentin Tarantino movies
pushed that envelope as well.
So you got glorious bastards,where it just shows people just
fucking getting shot up.
Um, django, django is reallypushing.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Oh, fucking Quentin Tarantino himself in pulp
fiction.
Yeah, is there a sign ofscience?
He loves to say the end storage, he loves to say the end
bombing in the movie.
So good though.
Um, I'm just trying to think ofsome other movies, maybe back
then, that were like kind ofrisque for the time, but yet it
was kind of seen as a work ofart porky's would be.

(25:25):
Porky's was like more sexually,sexually driven, like you know,
but it was just a very likeyeah it's like I'm just.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
No, I'm sorry, but I don't know, have we've had a
good?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
have.
We had a good movie like thatsince you know, so maybe van
wilder ish kind of movies whereamerican pie, american pie.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
They drove that into the ground.
It was like which one's gonnacome out with a new movie first
Fast and Furious or American Pie.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
I saw like a fake.
I don't know if it was fake,but I saw like a fake.
American Funeral AmericanFuneral yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
I don't know how fake that is.
Is that fake or is that real?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
I saw it all over the place.
It's mostly Stifler's mom.
One last hurrah Now.
That's when we push the fuckingenvelope More ways than one.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Oh, there was a.
No, it would be called AmericanFuneral the Real Stiffmeister.
The Real Stiffmeister, becauseshe's dead and stiff.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Dead and loving it.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Oh, speaking of like, oh, dude, like those movies,
those movies yeah, naked gun wasa huge push in that shit and
they did a lot of.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Did you see the trailer for the leslie nielsen
the new naked gun movie?
I did not.
Uh, I actually I liked it.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Are you gonna lie?
You know, honestly, I waslooking back at some of leslie
neil not leslie nielsen but uh,liam neeson god, they sound the
same.
Yeah, they do.
It kind of works that way.
Ln ln dude, that's wild.
So liam neeson's old work anddude, he actually has a lot of
comedy chops and he's in amillion ways to die in the west
yeah so he has comedy chops, soyou'll see who produces this.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
This new naked, you'll see here in a minute.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Oh, it shows who produces it.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah, can you see it on the screen.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Yeah, once you kill a man for revenge.
There's no going back.
A voice in your head sang overand over.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
That was awesome.
Who are you driven, detectiveFrank driven?

Speaker 2 (27:32):
thanks, hi daddy, it's me Frank jr love you, hey,
dad boy, do I miss you dude,that guy would have played barf
really well.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yeah, I agree.
The dude from Cobra Kai yeah, Ineed a bathroom.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
I need this room immediately.
There's a line, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Police business oh he's eating it again.
He's eating it again, dude,seth MacFarlane.
I'm here, lieutenant, I thinksomeone murdered my brother.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Please take his chair .
Thank you, Dude.
That's taking good right there.
This is what I do.
Says you serve 20 years forman's laughter, you mean?

Speaker 4 (28:21):
man Slaughter Must have been quite the joke.
Do this by the book Show alittle respect, why?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Who's going to arrest me?
Other cops yes, is he?

Speaker 4 (28:37):
serious?
Is he serious?

Speaker 1 (28:39):
No, it seems this driver might be more of a
problem than we thought.
Why don't you keep an eye on?
Rest assured I won't stop untilI found justice.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
What do you want, little one?
Your ass.
Nobody messes with the policesquad.
We've upgraded your car withthe most advanced crime-fighting
tech Drive forward 30 feet.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Very smooth.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
This place is falling apart, Dude.
You know what sucks is.
It comes out August 1st, myworkplace.
I already signed up for it,even though it was my first day.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
They're giving away mud hens tickets for the August
1st for any employee that wantsto go.
Oh, okay, yeah, so, and thenyou can buy extra tickets for
$11 a piece.
So I'm like my work doesColumbus Clippers, but that's
pretty cool.
I don't know what the hell.
Who are they for?
Uh?

Speaker 3 (30:05):
cause.
I know Clevelandveland.
They're cleveland's affiliatereally oh, that'd be really cool
.
Yeah, yeah, um, but yeah, dude,what she said, when he said
pull up a chair, she just tookthe chair out.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
I was like, okay, that's, that's pretty on par
with fucking naked naked guidedude, like you said and you
pointed out when we did nakedgun.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Um, he fucking walks around the wall, dude yeah, it's
so subtle and it's there needsto be like there.
I love this.
It's one of those movies youkeep watching and watching and
you find little hell.
Carrie found something a whileago when we watched it.
She goes you know it's thepictures flipped or no?
No, she's like the letters onthe door were like flipped

(30:47):
upside down or some weird shitlike that.
It was just out of the bluelike oh my god it is.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
I never caught that like you find something new.
It's an easter egg, right.
It's like, uh, every time youwatch it there's something new.
You find, um, I just, it looksamazing.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
I just what I just love, dude.
The part that made me laugh themost was the man's laughter
joke.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
It must have been a hell of a joke.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
It must have been a hell of a joke.
So you served 20 years forman's laughter, you mean
manslaughter.
It must have been a hell of ajoke.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Dude, I never thought of that dude.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
That's so funny, that's hilarious, that's so good
.
I mean, come on, I was totallyon board.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
I'm like yeah, I was totally on board.
The one that really got me Wasthe first Probably the first ten
seconds when he's in the car Inthe hand of a coffee, like a
studio assistant In the hands ofa coffee.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
While he's driving in the car.
There was a screen behind himand he was driving.
You know how they Drive in carsand movies they have screens.
So it's just like he'spretending to drive and the dude
gives him the coffee.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Oh, thank you just kind of put light into the fact
that it's a movie.
It's a movie it's self-aware ittakes the fourth wall breaking.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
I love shit like that .
If this movie is going to beanything like this trailer, I am
so happy dude, I'm so glad'm soglad Seth MacFarlane is working
on it.
Right, I think he will showthis movie respect.
He knows this genre very well,so we're going to get Spaceballs
2 and the Naked Gun all withinmaybe a few years.

(32:22):
So this is going to come out inAugust.
Then we're going to getSpaceballs in a few years after
that.
Oh, is it supposed to be in acouple of years?
I think it's at 2027, right?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Jesus Christ, I don't think Mel Brooks is going to
make it.
He better get on.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
I think that's what it said, right, I could be wrong
.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Who knows?
I think yeah, it did say 2027.
It said that Schwartz awakens20.
Damn, it's going to take a fewyears, evidently, damn, I don't
know if I'm going to be aroundthen.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Oh, we need to take a break.
We're like way over time here,so I told you.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
we got a lot to talk about.
Well, the second half is goingto be a little bit shorter, I
think yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
So we're going to do this little ditty for you, and
if it makes you hungry, thenthat's awesome.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
So we'll oh, oscar, I'm really pissed sure kidnap
the human, destroy the machine,yeah he just wanted us out of
the way.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Where have all?
Damn, that was a little early.
This fucking thing keeps goingand going.
Where have all the good foodgone?
Man, for all the gods, I wouldlike a euro, please, with a side

(33:51):
of tater tots.
Can you please just give mesome with a little bit of
ketchup, and I bet I won't getany, cause my wife will fucking
hate me.
Need a euro with some greek anddelicious fucking sauce.

(34:12):
Gotta be nice and it's gotta bestrong, and I want it to the
land of the lost.
I need a euro made a lamb ormaybe even a little chicken and
I know it's gonna be reallyfucking good, cause this
motherfucker's finger licking.
Give me that finger licking.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
This song is not six minutes long, no way.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Somewhere after fucking noon.
Where is that food truck?
I asked somebody to tell mewhere it is.
They said I can go get fucked.
I'm like man, that wasn't verynice, can't you be fucking nice
to me?
And I said I'll fucking beatyour ass, I'll eat a euro and

(35:08):
punch you in your feet.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I need a euro.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
I'm holding out for a euro in the end of the night.
It's gotta be delicious, it'sgotta be fun and it's gotta be
wrapped up right.
I need a euro.
I'm holding up for that creaky,delicious sauce.
Don't care what I have tofucking pay, don't give a shit

(35:35):
what the fucking cost.
I need a.
I need a.
I need a euro.
Holding up for a euro until thenight.
I need, I need.
Do I have to break it?
Miami?

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Vice shit.
It says the song's six minutesand 32 seconds Fucking 90%, god
damn.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
This is like the 80s pop Metallica song.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
So you got like three minutes of fucking, fucking
solos Of this.
We should just get a Euro whilewe wait.
Yeah, with the tzatziki sauceand the lettuce and everything.
That's what that sauce iscalled, tzatziki sauce.
Tzatziki sauce, it's likecucumber sauce.
Yeah, it's delicious.
A little bit of lamb, mmm.
A little bit of lamb.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Mmm Up where the mountains run and where the
Euros come with flight.
I just want to make suresomebody makes my Euro tonight.
I want to eat it slow, or maybeI will fucking eat it fast, but
my wife will tell me that theshit will come flooding out my

(36:55):
ass.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
You want a key change , motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Need a euro.
I'm holding out for the euro.
It's the best in the place.
I don't give a fuck.
Give me some more napkins,because this shit's getting all
over my face.
I need a euro.
I can't wait to smash thisfucking delicious delight.
Can't wait to get home and I'mgoing to use this euro to give

(37:27):
me protein to fuck my wife.
I need a gyro.
I need a gyro.
I don't know if you knew I needa euro.

(37:49):
Yeah, we got fired by the foodtruck.
We had one.
It was down the street here.
Yeah, need a euro.
I'm holding up for a euro madefrom that guy.
Hey guy, come over here andmake my euro.
Hey guy, come here here andmake my Euro.
Hey guy, come here.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
I need a Euro Extra lamb.
Let's go.
What's the fries?
I prefer Todd's.
It's a baklava.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
You don't have any Euros.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
That's borscht, that's borscht, that's borscht,
go back to Russia, russia.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
This is chaos.
Anyway, I never had a euro withchicken in it.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
It just seems kind of inauthentic to me.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
I don't know, I don't really care.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
To be quite honest, I don't know.
I never really thought of Eurosuntil just this song.
Well, maybe we'll go get onewhen this, uh, when this solo's
over.
Nah, I'm actually to tell youthe truth, I don't really like
euros.
Oh well, well, forget that then.

(39:21):
I would rather just have somechicken tendies.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Oh well, that works.
Everybody loves chicken tendies.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Oh well, that works.
Everybody loves chicken tendies.
Yo, what's up?
Welcome back to the BestFreakin' Podcast.
It's Every Day with Jon and.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Jay, baby, listen, you don't keep listening.
I'm coming over to your houseand licking your wife's asshole,
Sticking my tongue up on yourdirt button.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
You got that motherfucker Now check it out,
hi everybody, hey, what's up?

Speaker 1 (40:01):
I'm Ranger Rick.
Can I change my name?
I need to change it.
I don't like my character,ranger.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Rick.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Remember that fucking puppet.
Thing.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Oh yeah, Seth MacFarlane.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Yeah, yeah, so I hope you enjoyed that song.
We used to have a place here intown that was phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Delicious, delicious food truck.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
I never really gave it a chance.
When I first went there, he wasa connoisseur of his art.
You know what I'm saying, whichI understand.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Did you ever have it when he had his food truck?
Did you ever eat at that?
No, oh dude, it was so good.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
It was called Put-N-Pita, put-n-pita, yeah,
put-n-pita, yeah.
And he restaurant like anactual sit-down, fucking.
Hey, come and enjoy arestaurant.
I think he would have beenreally successful, he probably
would have been one of the topplaces, I think.
So, dude, it's one that I hear.
I'm pretty much almost thelonely island over here, just

(40:57):
kind of like I didn't reallycare for it, but I only ate it.
When he first opened he was allabout like hey.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Hey, how's it going?

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Hey, like hey.
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, we're filming here.
Shut the fuck up.
God damn, we're recording.
I know somebody's dying, butcan you do it?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
quiet.
Hey, could you like not diewhen we're recording inside
sirens please?

Speaker 1 (41:18):
so um, but anyway, um , he was uh, he was uh, uh, like
, he was like hey, you eithereat it my way or the highway,
and that's it.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
That's so weird to me , because he was always like,
hey, what you want?

Speaker 1 (41:31):
What you want on it.
No see, and it's good that hewas like that, but he used to be
Really.
He was an asshole Really.
But you know what?
I met him a couple times.
He came to Level Up after hestopped doing the stuff and he
diamondopolis or yeah, somethinglike popadopolis or something.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Yeah, and he's greek, he's an actual.
His family actually owns arestaurant, I think somewhere
like I'm not sure where exactly,but I think his family did own
a restaurant so I mean it waslegit.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
He comes from like a line ancestry yeah, of greek,
but I say a little prayer foryou.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
It's going to be the song next week.
Oh yeah, that'd be hilarious,but I but when I got it, dude,
it was no like hey, I mean, I'mnot a fan of tomato.
I fucking hate tomato the onlytomatoes I don't mind.
Or when they're diced or stewed, cooked those are like or a
little mashed up stick of bit ofstew.
Like Taco Bell, like theirtomatoes on their shirt.

(42:33):
I love their tomatoes.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Oh, the little diced, tomatoes.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Yeah.
See, I like those oh good but Iam not a fan of like.
If you put tomatoes on a breadI think it just steals the
flavor.
The flavor I'm not a huge likea lot of people are like.
I like celery.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Celery takes flavor, like if it's something I don't
like, dude it gets.
I like celery by itself.
Okay, so eat a butter on.
I imagine oh see, I don't mindthat but I don't mind, like I
don't like celery, like chickensalad.
Yeah, that's what I'm talkingabout.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Not a fan, not a fan, but here, here's how I look at
it.
Uh, celery making a texture,but I agree with you tomatoes if
you have something in somethingthat you don't like, you pick
that flavor out.
You could pick it out.
So like I imagine it likeyou're not big on onions either,
are you?
I like?

Speaker 3 (43:16):
onions, or is it lettuce I'm thinking of?
No, I like this.
Well, there's something elseyou don't like cucumbers I don't
like cucumbers.
I don't know, but um, butanyway.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
but I look at it like this like when I'm eating a
sandwich and if it's got tomatoor if it's got like, or if
there's celery, like if it'scooked celery, I don't mind it,
but if it's celery in a chickensalad or something like that,
dude, I look at it like, um,like what a racist looks at a
black guy.
You know, that's kind of how Ilook at it I really hate it,

(43:47):
with utter affection yeah, orutter disgust, oh, whichever.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Oh, that's it do you like, like celery, and say like,
like a stew or like like cookeddown yeah, soup or something
yeah okay, you stole.
I I'd hate when people putcelery in egg salad or chicken
salad.
I fucking.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
I never had it in egg salad.
Thank God, people put it in eggsalad, whoa.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Fuck.
You know what I like to do Ruinmy food, arnold.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Vending.
Does that dude?
They used to.
I don't know if they do anymore.
I haven't had their egg saladin a long time, but they used to
put little fucking things.
It's supposed to give ittexture, maybe I don't know,
because it crunch, but crunchyeah, well, you broke, bastards.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Put bacon, put bacon in for real dude.
I'm telling you what dude.
Celery ruins it just.
But the good news about celeryif you're a huge fan of celery
crunchy water, it is the onlyfood you can eat and lose weight
while eating it.
It costs, it takes morecalories to chew it than it does
to than it it has in it.
Did you know that?
Did not know that?
Yeah, it's the only food thatyou lose weight while eating,

(44:47):
but you can't put peanut butteron it to defeat smorgasbord.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Oh bullshit, I can't put like fucking whipped cream
on it or something.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Me.
What I like to do is I like tostick the end of the celery into
my wife's mouth and then jizzdown like a straw.
Like a fucking tunnel orsomething yeah, or like a trough
.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Like a luge.
It's a spooge luge.
Dude, you're going for the goldmedal there bud, I am man.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Oh, dude, I play her fucking nation's music.
When I get done, dude, you canwave that flag, baby.
Wave that flag, baby.
Keep that skull, baby Keep thatskull baby Ew.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
I do like tomatoes though I like to slice tomatoes
up and eat them just straight up, Dude.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
I wish you know what else.
A little salt and pepper.
People are like you don't liketomatoes.
I'm like listen, dude.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
My wife doesn't like tomatoes.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
She don't.
No, it's not like I choose notto like them.
Dude, and that's what I wastrying to argue with somebody.
Dude, I don't like.
I'm like well, I want to makemyself, I want to make my life a
lot harder, I just don't likethis food.
No, because if you go to burgerking, you go to any fast food
restaurant, you go to anyrestaurant actually which has
burgers and tomatoes are acommon denominator in the
fucking burger.
So the problem is that.

(46:00):
So I have to be an asshole andbe like no tomatoes.
You know like.
I would rather just be like.
I would like that burger please.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
A lot of times it's a .

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Usually it's a, a burger with like the like a
whopper is kind of biggerburgers have the tomatoes on it
so if you just get a regularcheeseburger, it's ketchup
smashed tomatoes smashed tomato.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
You like ketchup, right?

Speaker 1 (46:21):
I love ketchup, okay, yeah but it's not one of my
favorite.
Like I don't eat ketchup witheverything me, I like the flavor
of food so you put ketchup onfries?
Do not okay unless they're toookay if they're potatoey, like
you know the fries when they getlike if you cook them at home
and they're not all the way doneand they're just kind of potato
, they're not crisp yeah,they're potatoey like steak
fries.

(46:42):
Right, I put ketchup on thosebecause, dude, I don't like that
fucking gritty potatoey shittaste.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
With fast food fries I don't, but with fresh cut
fries from a restaurant I willput some ketchup on it.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Nope, I don't either.
I like the flavor of everything, me, and that's why I don't
like.
If you don't have relish, I'mnot putting ketchup, mustard or
anything.
I hate relish.
But if you have relish, I'mputting relish, ketchup and
mustard on my hot dog.
Oh my God, new.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
York city?
They don't even let you.
Or is it Chicago?
You don't even get ketchup asan option for hot dogs.
It's like sacrilegious or someshit.
Really.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
They gatekeep the fuck out of their hot dogs.
Maybe it was Chicago or NewYork, I can't remember which one
?

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Probably New York, because it brings all the rats
out.
That's probably what happens.
Did you Turtles do?

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Yes, major League Buttkicking is back in town.
Oh yeah, dude, that part as akid was like the whole theater
erupted.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Yeah, turtles.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
When they first came on.
They came out in the sewer,yeah now you face donatello
bring me, bring me a hot dog,please michael angelo get away
from there.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Oh, that'll be it.
And the clock's ticky, dude,and I want extra pepperoni.
You put anchovies on that andyou're in deep trouble, dude,
that movie is so good.
We were talking about that alittle bit ago, like before.
We recorded, like how at leastI did I mentioned that 1990
Ninja Turtles.

(48:17):
Oh yeah, we did.
We were never, we'll never bematched, ever, ever, ever, ever,
ever ever.
Those fucking Michael Bayturtle movies were complete
garbage.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
The Seth Rogen one was pretty good, though I did
like that one.
Yes, the animated one.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
The two animated ones are actually pretty decent.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
I like how dude.
I love how we could see thedownfall of April O'Neil's sex
appeal just kind of just falloff.
She's not allowed to be a sexywoman anymore.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
And that kind of goes along with.
You know they're doing thatwith a lot of like Dude 1989 or
87 fucking animated series, thatfucking jumpsuit dude.
Oh, even Judith Howick orwhoever.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
I would have rubbed my fucking dick against that
leather outfit all day.
Dude, you could hear thecrinkle.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
You could hear the slickness of leather dude.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Uh, I was more of an irma guy myself, but what was
the other was a nerd.
It was a nerdy dude, remember.
We couldn't figure out.
I couldn't remember what hisname was herman oh, dude why do
we always forget this?

Speaker 3 (49:19):
every time?
Is it herman?
No, no, I don't think it'shermit max max, max Max and Irma
Max and Irma no, I don'tremember Irma.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Niles Giles.
God damn it, God.
What was that dude's name?

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Uh, TMNT 1987.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
It was the old cartoons, yeah yeah, yeah, irv
Merv Merv.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Pervert.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Seven Camera guy Vernon.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Vernon.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
You were close dude, yeah, I do.
It was like Murph.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
He looks like a dude that you beat the shit out of
and fucking punch out.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
He does, he does, he does dude, he does, he does, he
does, he does, he does, he does,he does, he does, he does, he
does, he does, he does dude.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Ding.
I love that game.
That game was so good, dude.
But yeah, vernon Waldrip,vernon Waldrip.
Oh, poor Walba girls.
Walba girls Say hi to theWoolworths.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Yeah, dude, irma.
Yeah, you're seeing thedesexualization of pretty much
any female character.
It just sucks.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
But then they come out with Barbie.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
They come out with Barbie, which okay, and Margot
Robbie played Barbie.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Oh dude, she was Smoke Show.
Dude, Margot Robbie killseverything.
I drank her bath water.
I fucking hated the barbiemovie never seen it actually oh
man, I don't want to ruin it foryou if you're unless you're not
gonna, just I'm not gonna okay,just fucking.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
They made ken a bad guy, right, okay, I, I heard I
fucking hate that dude.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Ken was always her boyfriend and sidekick.
Why would you make him a badguy?

Speaker 3 (50:59):
I'm just ken, that's.
I saw the music.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Fucking some of the dude.
They.
It was like medea.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
They showed the funny parts in the fucking trailers
yeah, I read that kid's story,or his character was not very
fleshed out.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
I hated it.
Dude, like the beginning wascool because everything was
perfect.
It was just barbie land.
Dude, it was awesome, so great,um, but it was just whatever,
dude so how do they frame?

Speaker 3 (51:26):
it like he?
Was he some sort of likeobsessive kind of he was
obsessed with her?

Speaker 1 (51:32):
I think he kicked her to the like.
She went to the real world andthen he kind of took over, like
kind of made it ken's world,where like now, all him and the
boys just kind of got together,all the ken was.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
It was like the was it like the kens were like
emasculated and they don't havea very good role in the barbie
society because barbie's ruledthe world or something is one of
those like social commentarykind of god.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
I hated it.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Dude, it's a fucking toy movie everything doesn't
have to have a fucking socialcomment.
Listen, there's a time andplace.
Time and place.
Barbie is not the time nor theplace for social commentary like
that.
I'm sorry, it should just be afun fucking movie about toys.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Next we're going to have a fucking Lego movie.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Do Transformers have that?

Speaker 1 (52:16):
No, it's going to be the transgender I knew, dude.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
I set you up for that joke too.
Yes, I set you up for that joketoo.
It's like, yeah, transformersare going to be the transgenders
.
It's like I am a girl.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
But, then, like another time there's a penis
hanging there, like the car gota spoiler added on to it and
that turns into its dickBubblebee.
I don't know what bathroom touse.
It clearly says right it's likethis man's watching me over in
the corner.
My name is Optimus Prima.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
It writes itself.
It really does Dude, oh my.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
God, anyway, okay.
So on another note, just kindof current event stuff.
Dude, we played a Mohawkyesterday.
We played a Mohawk for theTiffin University golf outing.
Oh yeah, how did that go?
Amazing, dude.
Me, Billy and Steve shot sixunder at Mohawk.
I'm sure you did not win.
No, we didn't.
Somebody was already talkingabout winning, like negative 12

(53:18):
and shit.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Oh, shut the fuck up, Dude for us, for us getting
negative six basic golfers.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
I was fucking stoked.
That's pretty good Drives.
We're on fucking point.
My brother Okay, so my brothercomes out.
Well, just to start this off,about a week, week and a half
ago I went golfing with my buddy, one of my coworkers at Vostro
Country Club.
His name is Jeff.
He's amazing, he's just a goodguy.
His name is Jeff, he's amazing,he's just a good guy.
Same humor nasty, gross,perverse humor.

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But is a little bit older andhe's just super cool.
So we were getting drunk on thegolf course.
I was drinking Bud's Select andwe're both fucking just saying
nasty shit, racist, fucking,gross, gross shit.
Okay, so anyway, he goes, I'mswinging and I'm fucking topping
the ball and it's just goingmaybe 10 feet in the air and it

(54:07):
comes straight down and justrolls down Like it just top spin
on it.
He's.
I'm like I don't understand.
I started off the year doinggreat and this is all of a
sudden happening.
What the fuck is going on?
He goes you're leaning back,dude.
He goes, you're stepping back.
So what you're doing is you'relining up and when you go to
swing, you're stepping back andyour club's coming up across the

(54:28):
ball and putting spin on it,top spin, and he's like that's
what you're doing.
He goes, what you need to doand the problem that I have and
a lot of no unsolicited golfadvice.
Oh, I took this and this workedgreat, oh I took this and this
worked great, okay, okay.
So a lot of golfing is anexchange of weight, like you're

(54:52):
bringing your weight from theback to the front because you
need that shit to push that ballthrough, right, right, I was
keeping all my weight in theback and I wasn't doing anything
for the front, so I'm justsitting there, so it's all arms.
He goes put all your weight onyour front foot.
He goes to start with that.
Rather than trying to transfer,it's transferring weight.
That's what it is.
Yeah, rather than transfer, putall your weight on your front
foot.
I started doing that.

(55:14):
I'm crushing that fucking ballsoon, straight fucking nailing
it.
So steve was doing that duringmy mohawk.
He started doing the samefucking thing.
I said, dude, you're doingexactly what I did Load that
front foot loaded.
Sit that motherfucker down.
Steve still slices like abastard.
Yeah, he can never fix that, sohe just plays it Not as bad as

(55:35):
I used to, but he still stillslices.
Do you start crushing thatfucking ball?
Dude?
Started crushing that fuckingball, dude.
And then billy out of thefucking woodwork.
I used to be able to like Idon't know about a month ago.
Um, billy would hit his driver,I would hit a five iron and I'd
match him with a five iron tohis driver okay, billy was
crushing that fucking ballyesterday.
They loved mohawk.

(55:56):
They're like man, we gotta playagain.
We're gonna play next year.
I said you guys down for nextyear.
He's like yeah, we're downbecause it's 225 a person.
But you park, they have thecarts lined up and ready.
You park right by your cart onthe grass, so your cart's right
there.
You just unload, put it righton um for swag.
Um, I got a tiffin universityumbrella.

(56:17):
I got a tiffin universitybucket hat.
Tiffin University igloo icecold cooler cup.
Okay, tiffin University ballmarker, I get one of those.
I got one of those in TiffinUniversity.
Tees, free sleeve of balls.
Bunch of snacks.
Tiffin University ball rides.
Tiffin University fucking likehard shell nuts.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
And shit like that Did you guys get fed and stuff
like that.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Oh yeah, dude, it was okay.
So then I was looking at the TUguy kids, they all have these
fucking bad.
I almost wore it tonight.
I should have, dude.
They have these badass HawaiianTiffin University shirts that
have like claw marks and shitlike that on them.
Oh nice, they were $20.
I bought one.
I'm like, yeah, I really wantone.

(57:04):
And then we got a TU shirt forfree as well.
And then they had these fuckinglittle energy breakfast snacks
called Power Waffles and they'relike they give you a little bit
of energy.
They're not a lot of calories.
They were fucking delicious andthey're like how much are these
?
They're like how much are these?
They're like free.
Me and Steve are like we'regrabbing a whole bunch, dude.
Oh really, oh well, that's awhole subject of a lot.

(57:27):
So we grabbed those, food-wiseokay.
So they didn't have food tostart with besides those power
waffles and they had the snacks.
So, whatever we go out, we'reon the fifth tee box, where
we're starting.
Start there, get.
Fifth tee box is where we'restarting.
Start there, get done.

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Played through the first nine.
The rest of the first nine wecome back up.
We got an eagle we actually gotand one of the holes, dude.
This is what's cool about ittoo, dude.
It's an experience, a wholefucking thing.
Every hole has a prize, okay.
So every hole, there'ssomething special going on.
The one hole we did was it wascalled a cannon hole and we only
had three people in our group,so I got to hit twice, a lot of

(58:08):
times, because you know, sure,so it's called a cannon hole, so
you pay $20.
Each of you get this airpressurized fucking cannon to
shoot a ball dart out of towardsthe fucking green.
This thing shoots 300 yards.
Holy shit, dude, you can seethe green.
They're, like the green's about293 yards away.

(58:31):
Yeah, so you aim right at thegreen.
So I'm like that fucker wentright on the green.
It was probably about 20 feetfrom the hole.
The other guys got to shoot tooand we're all off.
Dude, like, my first shot wasway off, but I nailed the green.
It was probably about 20 feetfrom the hole.
Okay, the other guys got toshoot too and we were all off.
My first shot was way off, butI nailed the green with that one
.
We putt, putt, putt, and thenI'm like, okay, well, I'm going

(58:51):
to do the last one because Iknow exactly the line Putt Right
in First one to get an eagle.
We got an eagle on that fuckinghole because of that Nice hole,
because of that nice, so youcould like and there's fun
things like it only costs likefive bucks, like um the last
hole or um it was the second ofthe last hole.
Um, you paid, we each paid fivebucks and you got to spin and it

(59:12):
was a par five.
It's a long fucking par five.
You got to spin this wheel andum, billy spins first.
I paid for all of us to do it.
Billy spins first.
He gets negative three on ourfucking scorecard.
So, whatever we get on thathole, we get to take three
strokes off.
Oh, okay, yeah, I spin bigprize, I get a big gift prize.

(59:33):
I got this fucking Nike shoebag to put my golf shoes in for
free, nice.
Okay, steve spins, he gets anegative one.
We're not allowed to compoundthem, so he didn't get to use
his.
But we get there.
We get a par on the hole minusthree.
Okay, so we got a two.
It was like we hit a par fiveand hit it in on the second shot

(59:54):
.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Like an albatross or whatever Never us.
Never going to happen, not us.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
So I mean that's part of our score.
That's never going to happenNot us.
So I mean that's part of ourscore.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
That's why we did so well.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
But, dude, it was only $5.
It wasn't like you were payingLike last year.
I remember some of the games.
I even told some of the TUpeople I said last year this
just in that was TU telling meto stop talking about how
awesome this thing is.
Last year it was like $100 toplay these games.
Like, dude, throw $100 down.
It was $25 a person.
I was nervous.
This year I didn't spend anymore than my tip from the

(01:00:26):
wedding Saturday, so I just gavethem like it was $20 here, $20
there, $20 there.
We also got mulligans.
I paid for those.
It was $60 for all of us to bein the skins and for all of us
to have a mulligan.
The food fantastisch, my goodman.
Okay.
So coming around the bend, whenwe get done with nine, they

(01:00:51):
have barbecue, pulled pork rightthere, sliders, which is you
could take a bag of chips.
They had the MST gold sauce,which is their Tiffin University
signature.
Oh, okay, holy shit, is thatstuff good?
I actually have a whole jar athome from last year.
I haven't used it yet.
Um, and then when you go like sowe're going off a 10, so we

(01:01:13):
didn't even get to do this tilllater.
But so we, so we go off that,we go head out to 10, hit that
hole on 11.
There's a um's.
I think it was.
No, it wasn't 11, it was.
It might have been, it mighthave been 12 or 13.
There was Marcos Pizza.

(01:01:34):
So we got a slice of MarcosPizza.
Okay, you know, you can eat asmuch as you want.
They're like Go get dickwhatever you want.
I said don't tell them thatSteve was up there.
I said don't tell them that,because they'll tell you to just
put the piece on the plate andthey'll take the goddamn box.
So um and then, um, a coupleholes later, god, what the fuck.

(01:01:55):
They had something else.
I can't remember what the fuckit was, but it was just
ridiculous.
The, the beer, all the beer youcould drink if you wanted.
All the trulies or whatever,the fucking seltzers.
You wanted all the pop, all thewater, anything you wanted was
all free, all day, nice, allfree.
So then we get around to thefirst hole and there's a DJ

(01:02:18):
there.
The only thing I think kind ofsucked is that you couldn't pick
your music, like you had tochoose a number between one and
whatever, and whatever numberyou chose that was available, he
would play that song.
And I'm like, ah man, because Iwas like dude, I wanted let's
Go by, lil Jon, let's go If youwant it, you can get it, oh yeah

(01:02:38):
.
No, and he announces you ontothe first tee box.
So ours was a safety dance.
That's what we ended up getting, which I was stoked about.
We were all laughing our assoff.
We're like, yeah, dude, so weget out there and he goes up to
the first tee Tee Town DJ getsin there, dude, and he's like

(01:02:59):
you can leave your friendsbehind doing that whole thing.
I'm like, dude, what a greatsong.
We accidentally chose that.
I mean that kind of worked out.
It did.
It was awesome, crushed it.
Dude, had a blast fucking day.
Left there, went to Finley.
Went to Ralphie's again theplace to be, the place to be.
Yeah, went to Ralphie's again.
Took Sarah again um, took sarah, we went, you know, I picked

(01:03:21):
her up, we went out there, cameback to town, met at your uncle
adam's um because his hiswedding's coming up.
So you know, chloe's never mynewest dj hasn't met with any
clients yet, so it's her firstone she's had companies doing
the fucking.
We're doing it.
Yeah, I'm gonna be there,though.
Yeah, I'll be there too.
So I'll be dude, we'll be ableto hang out and shit.
Yeah, that's, that's cool.

(01:03:42):
So, dry humping In galore.
Yes, my mind's telling me, no,I do, but my mind's telling me
yes too.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
I do hope there is a slow dance in our future.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Oh, dude, I would laugh.
Dude, I'm not kidding, I'llfucking call you, I'll pull you
hand out, dude, dude, I'd goGrab my hand.
Dude, we go out.
Dude, your wife would be likewhat the fuck?
Yeah, she'd be like what thefuck?
We just got to do that littleshimmy like those old people do,
yeah dude.

(01:04:15):
But anyway, went over there,gave your uncle a lot of good
ideas and things like that tokind of help them get go through
stuff.
And uh, and I told your uncleadam, I said dude, you know, I
appreciate you going with ourbusiness and going with my
company.
And I said you know, likeobviously you know we were in
faffel for years, I've known youfor years and uh, he's got some

(01:04:35):
pretty cool things planned for,like in tribute to your grandpa
and stuff, because dude, yourgrandpa was a legend.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Dude, dude, it's just .
That's all you can say.
Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
And I even told him.
He never heard the story aboutwhat your grandpa said to me and
Sarah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
I think I told you didn't, I yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
I think you told me this About the back brace.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Is that legendary?
He goes really.
He said that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
I said was really?
He said that?
I said, yeah, he did.
He told me and sarah, he goes.
You know, she got that backbrace right, caught her in the
bathroom.
Dude, I'm like what now did?
Did he say it with a smile ordid he do like, did he say with
a serious look on his face?
I don't remember.
I think it was, becausesometimes he'll do one or two
things he he'll.
He'll play it off like he'sbeing serious and he's really
good at that, or he'll say itkind of with a wink, you know,
smiling a wink and I told Adam.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
I said the reason why ?
Because your Uncle Adam had allthe Cleveland sports.
I said the reason why that guynever fucked with me and your
Grandpa Because that was mybiggest fear.
They're like wait until youmeet Grandpa Adam, dude, wait
until you meet Grandpa Brickner.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
He's going to fuck with you.
He's unpredictable.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
He's going to mess with you and I'm like nervous
because I'm like dude, I want toget Raz.
I've been Raz my whole goddamnlife dude.
So I go over there.
Not one Raz dude.
He just asked me who I was andhe goes ah, so you're Sarah's
new Sarah's boyfriend, huh, sowhat's your favorite teams?
And I told him I spouted himoff he goes good, that was it.

(01:06:09):
It wasn't anything else, wasn'ta whole lot of anything else.
if you would have told himanything else you would have got
it 100% and I was telling youruncle Adam when, like he's like
you know when Kevin would sit inhis chair and get your Michigan
loving ass out of my fuckingchair.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Get the hell out of my chair.
What the?

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
hell's wrong with you , son of a bitch.
Oh, he hated.
When we were younger we wouldgo off into one of the other
rooms in the front of the houseand we'd get louder.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
He'd be like hey, no shit around farting around,
messing around back there hey.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
He was just like no joke.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
He did not like rowdiness, he was he was.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
He is like his stories and him.
He's just a legend dude, hejust is.
He's just and like he's sohighly respected because he was
like I don't know, like yeah, hewas goofy, but he had a like
he's, he had a heart of gold, hewas just a good guy.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
He was goofy but he had a like he's.
He had a heart of gold.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
He was just a good guy he was.
He was ornery and and my, myold man, grandpa, my old man
except for my grandpa beat theshit out of my grandma no, I
don't think.
My grandpa, no, my grandpa ohmy grandma knew what a fist was
real fast to tell you that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Get them dishes done, bitch no, even though my
grandma kind of waited on mygrandpa kind of hated foot, that
was just kind of the style backthen.
But my grandpa was very, youknow, that's love I think a lot
of it was there was a lot oflove and gentleness, even though
you know my grandma, you know,was a homemaker and stuff like
that.
But you know there was a lot ofrespect and lovingness and

(01:07:40):
tenderness with you know henever, never said a crossword to
her, never, never did anythingout of spite or meanness.
And now he would get, he wouldget grumpy and ornery, you know
he would, he would, that's whatthey do.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Dude, I think we're getting into that dude.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
See, my, my dad is starting to exhibit grandpa
brittner traits and my it's, mymother, is starting to kind of
notice that and if my dad's likemy dad's, like I'm not like
that, and we're like you kind ofshow it signs of it a little
bit, dad has to hit him in theheels.
It does, dude, it does becausefirst of all, that's about a

(01:08:16):
boo-boo.
So like we kind of like,because he does that adam
brickner like.
So my dad's hearing is goingreally bad.
He can't hear very well.
So, joe, so we're trying, we bepatient, my dad be like what?
You know what?
So Joe's talking and Joe belike ah, joe's got to repeat

(01:08:40):
himself and he's like boy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
I can't fucking hear anything.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
You know he gets that mouthy gape look.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
His fucking wide eyes , dude.
I can see his wide eyes, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
Boy, I can't fucking hear out of my ears.
It's like God, just me andJustin would be standing there
going Jesus, that's AdamBrickner all over again and it's
like sheesh, it's like seeingdouble.
But my grandpa was a little bitmore ornery when he got older.

(01:09:15):
My dad's still kind of evenlykeeled, but my grandpa would
exhibit, you know, kind of notreally strange behavior, but he
would, he would be eccentric, ifyou will.
But when we were younger, he,he would.
Just he would do things likehe'd tell us to make he's gonna
go to the bathroom because hedidn't bring any money.

(01:09:35):
He forgot his wallet and hewould say this with a stone
fucking say I'm really good atthat too, and I think I
developed I'm really good atthat as well, and I could.
I could go along with that butas a kid, as a nine-year-old, me
and my cousin josh are like, ishe freaking serious?
And he'd go off to the bathroomand we'd be like, oh man, we're

(01:09:57):
gonna have to wash dishes orsomething.
And then he'd come back.
He'd be like he was actuallypaying the bills, what he was
doing around the corner.
But he told us he was gonna goto the bathroom and take the car
and create we had to create adistraction so that way we could
just walk out the door whenhe'd be ready for us and it'll
be funny, as if you actually didthat I do?
we were debating it, we weredebating you just start flipping

(01:10:18):
tables.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
I don't, we didn't know what to do.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
No, no, no no, I paid the bill.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
We were at friend friendlies I'll never forget.
I love friendly dude.
We were at friendlies and thatwas the first time I got a
milkshake from friendlies and itblew my little fucking mind
when they bring you the extra inthe metal container that's the
best part, and I'll just leaveit in the.
I thought it was an.
I thought it was an accident.
Yeah, it tasted so good out ofthe metal container.

(01:10:42):
And I thought it was anaccident.
Yeah, it tasted so good out ofthe metal container.
It's like a frosted mug and I'mjust like it is.
I'm like holy shit.
But yeah, that's my grandpa.
Rest in peace.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
But yeah, we are running out of time.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
I didn't tell you when your Uncle Adam laughed
yeah, it was Justin all day dude.
It was justin all day dude helooked just like justin dude.
Well, my uncle, yeah, when helaughed and smiled, dude, he did
that fucking smile.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
I was like dude that looks like justin dude uh, us
brickner men have distincttraits that you really can't,
can't unsee.
That's just how we are.
I've not met his fiancee yet,so she seems really nice.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
She's got a nice place on Riverside Drive.
She lives right around thecorner.
Oh, really, yeah, I was tellinghim that we bought a house
Sarah and I did and I said we'reright around the corner over
here, dude, and he goes.
He wanted to go golf and hesaid I'd like to play Mohawk.
I was, if you want to play withme, but you're more than
welcome.
I mean, just let me know.
And I said, yeah, we live wherehe goes.
You live like probably aroundJohnny, don't you?

(01:11:47):
I said, yeah, actually, if Ilook down the alley I can see
his house.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I did today.
I just walked down the alley,yeah, but, with that being said,
we are out of time because if Idon't end this, I'm gonna run
out of time on our fucking uh onour bus route.
So, uh, real quick.
We appreciate everybody who'sbeen listening all through the
years.
You know the fucking drill.
You know where to find us.

(01:12:12):
If you're here, great.
If you're just here for thefirst time, you just experienced
the awesomeness.
So, jay, any departing words?
Yes, thank you that was words.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Yes, thank you, that was a awesome party, All right
cool.
No, just like John said, thankyou everybody, we really
appreciate it.
That's pretty much.
It dude honestly.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
I don't really have anything else to say.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
We always love you.
My wife's got to work tonight,so no punani.
No punani, no pooch.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
I just watched thatoch Pooch.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
I just watched that movie.
I know that's why I was likeI'll put that in there.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Yeah, so we appreciate everybody.
We'll see you next week, asalways.
I'm John Brickner, your name isTodd.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Your name is Todd and I'm Jason Scherger.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Later guys, later guys.
Later guys, Later guys.